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Newspaper Page TextThat Tired Feeling Is a Common Spring Trouble. It's a sign that the blood is deficient In vitality, Just as pimples and other eruptions are signs that the blood Is impure. It's a warning, too, which only the hazardous fail to. heed. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Remove it, giro new life, new cour age, strength and animation. They cleanse the blood and clear the complexion. Accept no substitute. r -1 felt tired all the time and could not sleep. After taking Hood's Sarsaparilla a while I could sleep well and the tired feeling bad gone. This great medicine has also cored me of scrofula." Mas. C M. Boor, Gllcad, Conn. Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to cure and keeps the promise. How to Sleep. It is not uncommon to hear people say "I was too tired to sleep" but it Is not generally known bow great a help it is at such times not to try to sleep, but to go to work deliberately to get rested in preparation for It. In nine cases out of ten It is the unwill ingness to lie awake that keeps us awake. We toss and turn and wish we could sleep. We fret, and fume, and worry, because we do not sleep. We think of all we hare to do on the fol lowing day and are oppressed with the thought that we cannot do it if we do not sleep. First, we try one experi ment to see if it will not make us sleep, and wben it fails, we try another and perhaps another. In each experi ment we are watching to see if it will work. There are many things to do, any one of which might help us to sleep, but the watching to see if they will work keeps us awake. When .we are kept awake from our fatigue, the first thing to do Is to say over and over to ourselves that we do not care whether we sleep or not, in order to imbue ourselves with a healthy indifference about it It will help toward gaining this wholesome in difference to say "I am too tired to sleep, and therefore, the first thing for me to do is to get rested in order to prepare for sleep. When my brain is well rested, it will go to sleep; it cannot help it. Wben it is well rested, it will sleep Just as naturally as my lungs breathe, or as my heart beats." Les lie's Monthly. All Might Again. Opal, Wyo., May 16. After suffering terribly fox four or five years Mr. A. J. Kohner of this place has been com pletely restored to good health. His case and its cure is another proof of the wonderful work DoddV Kidney Pills can do. Mr. Kohner says : "For four or five years I have been a sufferer with Kidney trouble and a pain over my Kidneys. I thought I would give Dodd's Kidney Pills a trial and I am glad I did so, for they have done me good work and I feel all right again." Many cases are being reported every week in which Dodd's Kidney Pills have effected cures of the most serious cases. These strong testimonies from earn est men and women are splendid trib utes to the curative properties of Dodd's Kidney Pills and judging by these letters, there is no case of Kidney trouble or backache that Dodd's Kid ney Pills will not cure promptly and permanently. Men are still free to be the slaves of passion, than which servitude there is not a worse. . Deafness Cannot Be Cured " by local applications aa the j cannot reach tha diseased portion oi the ear. There is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu tional remedies. Deaf ness is caused by an in flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube iainQamed Jou have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear, ig, and when it is entirely closed. Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the-mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Hail's Family Pills are the best. Pour Kinds or Liars. The late Sir Frederick Bramwell of England was famous both as a witness and arbitrator in engineering disputes. It is recalled that his brother, the late Lord Justice Bramwell, on giving ad vice to a young barrister, told him to be careful of four kinds of witnesses: "First, of a liar; second, of the liar who can only be adequately described by the aid of a powerful adjective: third, of the expert witness, and, final ly of my brother Fred." AGENTS WANTED For our New Gasolene Drag Saw. We set en gine only once for each log. One man can move saw. We handle the only Malleable tirubbing Machine. Write us your wants in the machinery line. RBIERSON MACHINERY CO., Foot Morrison St. - Portland, Oregon Tested & True 'it SlltS Wilt Hi U tlt Cough Synuk Tastss Good. Use Inline.- oid br drostrtots. 2fW3fiVlTkJrrW gtsaBSSsCsVMSsausaBSBSasWsuBhSM JUDICIAL DECISIONS. statute giving attorneys a lien on the cause of action for; their fees in raits Instituted by them is held in Tompkins vs. Nashville, C & St. I By. (Term.) 61 X B. A. 340. not to de prive the plaintiff of the right to dis miss the suit against their will, or en title them to be made parties with the right to prosecute the action to pro tect their own interests. Injuries caused by the widening of the canal are held. In Mullen vs. Lake Drummond Canal and W. Co. (N. C), 61 L. R. A. 833, not to be included in the original condemnation of the right of way for the canal so as to prevent the subsequent recovery of damages for them. ' The other cases on the con struction and operation of canals are collated in "an elaborate note to this case. - The indorsement by the principal of a check given in part payment of the purchase price of land is held,' in Thompson vs. New South Coal Com pany (Ala.), 62 L. R. A. 551, not to be a sufficient subscription of the-contract to make it binding on him, where it was made by an agent not having suf ficient authority to "bind the principal, although the check was attached to the contract. A plan by a voluntary association of merchants engaged in selling proprie tary medicines, adopted by manufac turers of them, looking to the mainte nance of prices, by which the manu facturers should sell at fixed prices, with a rebate only to concerns who could be relied on to maintain the sell ing price, is held, in John D. Park & Sons Company vs. National Wholesale Druggists' Association (N. Y.), 62 L. B. A. 632, not to be void as creating a monopoly or in restraint of trade, or as against public policy. That repairs promised by an em ployer to be made upon a defective machine "the fore part of the follow ing week" had not been made by Wednesday is held, in Bice vs. Eureka Paper Company (N. T.), 62 L. R. A. 611, not to deprive an employe who complained of the defective condition of the machine of the benefit of the rule that an employe who continues work in reliance on the master's prom ise to repair does not assume the risk of defects during the reasonable time allowed for making the repairs. A passenger going upon railroad train is held, in Kansas City, Fort Scott & M. B. Company vs. Little (Kan.) 61 Li. B. A. 122, to have a right to rely upon the representations of a local ticket agent that such train will stop at a certain point to which he has purchased ticket and desires to ride, and the company is held to be liable if he is compelled to leave the train be-, fore reaching his destination, because by the general rules of the company, unknown to the passenger, such train is not scheduled to stop at such sta tion. An Insurer against employers' lia bility, whose contract gives it the right to defend against suits by employes against the assured, and which, after a Judgment in excess of the insurance has been obtained against the assured, agrees to perfect an appeal, is held, in Getchell & Martin L. and Mfg. Com pany vs. Employers' Liability Assur ance Corporation' (Iowa), 62 L. B. A. 617, not to be liable for negligently failing to do so, whereby the Judgment is affirmed, In the absence of anything to show that the judgment was errone ous and that the plaintiff could not have succeeded on a second trial. With this case is a note on liability involved in the exercise of the right to control or carry on litigation in the name of another party. Mr. Nolan's Embassy. Mr. Nolan had acquired a great rep utation for tact, so that when Mr. Cas aidy fell from a ladder and broke his leg it was quickly decided by all the workmen that Mr. Nolan should bear thine .tidings to Mrs. Cassidy. x "He broke the news gradual," said Mr. Leahy to his wife that night, "and by the time she learned the thruth she was as ca'm as a clock, they say. Oh, he's the great man, is Timniy Nolan!" , "How did he do it?" asked Mrs. Leahy, Impatiently. - "Like this," said Mr. Nolan's ad mirer. "He wint to the house and rang the bell, and he says, 'Thin Dinnicf is not dead, Mrs. Cassidy, or you'd niver be so gay-lookinY " 'Deadr she screeches. 'Who said he was dead?' " ""Thin it's not thrue he's near to dyin' wid the smallpox, either,' said Timmy, 'or you'd niver be lookin' so amazed.' " 'Smallpox!' she cries. 'Has he got the smallpox, Timmy Nolan, and been tuk to the hospital widout me say in' good-by to him? " 'Sure an he has not, said Timmy Nolan, in a comfortin tone. 'It's only that he's brokena fear bones In his leg, fallin' from a ladder, and I'm sint ahead wid the news.' 'It's you that's a thrue friend, an' you've lifted a big load from me hearrt, said Mrs. Cassidy, and she gave a warrm shake to his hand and wint back to her washinY As We Find Him. We came upon the college man in the green sweater. "Studying much?" we asked. -- ' "Studying?" he echoed, his eyes di lating with astonishment. "Well,. I guess not. I finished up football .In the fall; now I'm playing hockey; soon it will be polo, then lacrosse, and later on baseball." v " "When do you expect to open your books? "Well, during next vacation, if I get a chance. A beautiful girl Is one who is pretty and doesn't know It Leas of Kia and More of Kind. A Scot who served an Englishman as guide and friend on a fishing trip had what the London Daily Mail calls ( "the national weakness" for claiming relationship with all the influential families in that part of Scotland. -j One day the TerHhTr" met him on the road driving a pig, and saw a lit tle fun. I "Well, DonaM." said he. "is that one of your grand relations? "Oh. no." said Donald, quietly. "This Is Just an acquaintance iike yersel'." For forty year's Flso's Cure for Con sumption has eared coughs and colds. At druggists. Price 25 cents. Am Defined. - "Say, pa," queried little Johnnie Bum pernickle, "what's a light-weight borer?" "A lightweight boxer, my son, is a man who is engaged in crating straw berries," replied the old gentleman. PITA Permanently unrea. jco fits or nervousness f 1 10 after first day's use ofDr.K.line'sOreai Nerrs Restorer. Send for Free 82 trial bottle and treatise. jDr.B. H. Kline. Ltd-Mf Arab St Philadelphia, Pa. The first threshing machine was re cently set up in Damascus. It is a steam thresher from Indiana.. CASTOR I A For Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the , Signature of C&tV'VX&&& There is little peace or comfort-in life if we are always -anxious as to future events. Coleridge. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of See Fac-Slmila Wrapper Betow. assmgasw FOR HEADACHE. FOR DIZZINESS. FOR BILIOUSNESS. ,. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION: FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE CCM FLEXION . , OKNUUIB MUOTHWyPMATUBy. jimuiim jyeum n j ii ; CURE SICK HEADACHE. FROM YOUR DEA.L.ER lie 6mm T0WER3 POMMEL SLICKER HAS BEEN ADVERTISED . AND SOLD FOR A QUARTER OF A CENIUEK ) LIKE ALL aoiHiNa It is made of the best materials, in black orjrettow. full guaranteed, and sold bjr reliable dealers everwhere. STIC TO THE SIGN OF THE FISH. JTOWtR CANADIAN CO, A J Tfflmi en I IVSWlll Win Dr.GGeeWo VONDERFUL HOMB TREATMENT TMs wonssrroi Co. aM doctor Is called mt because fee cares V people wiUisal epera- ' (ah . W . I to die. He cores wit those wonderful cut nose herbs, roots, bads, barks and Togetables that are entirely as known to medical set. boo In this country. Thnmgb. - the -ass or those harmless remedies this famous doctor knows the action of over SOS dllereat rosa edles. which ho sorcrss tally nses In dlST.rant diseases. lie guarantees to cars cattarh, asth ma, lnn, throat, rheumatism, nerroosnsss, stomach, Bver, kidneys, etc; has hundred of lestimoalala. Charges moderate. Call and sso him. Patterns oat of the city write for blanks and clrcnlars. Send stamp. CONSUI-, TATION JWK. ADMUfiSS . The C Gee Wo Chinese Metfidne Go. , ' 253 Alder St.. Portland. Orafaa. VMeauou papec. P. N. U. N. 211904. I TCTBXST writing to advsrtisara plestM I I TV mention this paper. I fYery saaall . to take ICARTERS I 1 BUY u I "Jf J o V He I Me you're finished the last chapter. She Long ago. I'm almost In the middle el the book. Pack. - A little fellow said of all the things he saw at the circus he liked the little condensed, horses best (Shetland - po nies.) , J Meeker My: wife and. I always set-' tie our differences by arbitration. Bradley Who is the arbitrator? Meek er My wife, of course. Exchange. j Employer-Tou are tooslow about your work. Office Boy (cheerfully) Oh, well, what I don't do to-day I kin do to-morrer. Indianapolis Journal, j "She did not wish to be an old maid and still she detested the society of : men." "How did she manage?" "She married a clubman." Houston Post. "An how's yer husband the day?" asked Mrs. Bafferty of Mrs. Muldoon "Sure, an' he's no better," replied Mrs. Muldoon. "The doctor's afraid morali ty will set in." Mistress So you want me to read this love letter to you? Maid If you plaze, mum. And I've bornght ye some cotton wool ye can-, stuff in yer ears while ye read it! Sharpe Yes, Parker invented the safest airship ever heard of. Wheal ton But It refused to fly. You couldn't go up on it Sharpe That's why I say it was the safest. "Here we have only been married two days, Clarence, and you're scolfl Ing me already." "I know, my dear, but just think how long I have been waiting for the chance." "I see you are wearing my old en gagement ring." "Yes; isn't it perfect ly lovely to be engaged to Jack?" "Yes, indeed! He's so deliciously serious about it, isn't he?' Detroit Free Press. ' j Just.a Hint: Mr. Sloman It's so strange that we have no national flow er. We certainly should have one. Miss Waite (significantly) Yes; I think the orange blossom would be nice. Exchange. "Does your wife do much fancy work?" "Fancy work? She won't even let a porous plaster come into the house without crocheting a red border round It and running a yellow ribbon through the holes." A scum Some people are " saying that you made most of your money In politics. Leader But others are say ing I made most of my money out of politics. So who are ye going to be lieve? Philadelphia Press. "Do you believe," Bhe asked, "that a genius can possibly be a good hus band?" "Well," he modestly replied, "I would prefer not to answer that question. But my wife ought to be able to tell you." Exchange. Patience Woman is woman's best friend, after all'. Patrice I guess you're right. Patience Certainly I'm rightc Even when she is getting mar ried, doesn't a man give her away, and her maid of honor stand up for her? . "Mr. Dabble," said a lawyer to a witness in the box, "at the time these papers were executed you were specu-' lating, were you not?" "Yes, sir." i "You were in oil." "I was." "And what are yeu in now?" "Bankruptcy," was the solemn reply. "Fall styles for school children," read Mrs. Hooper. "That seems like I a great extravagance. Just look at the illustrations." "That's all right." com mented Mr. Hooper; "pur children have all sorts of fall styles, and moat of them are illustrated with bumps." "How Is it, dear -Chum, are you re lated to that celebrated Professor Kirk in Halle?" "Yes, but very distantly!" "How distant?" "He is my brother!" "Hew can you call that distantly re lated?" "Well, you see, there are ten brothers and sisters between him and myself." . - "I , supose that Dewey will be ex pected to make a little speech to admir ing friends at every place that the Olympla calls," remarked the observ ant boarder. "That," added the cross eyed boarder, "will make a great many deck oration days this year." Pitts burg Chronicle-Telegraph. " "Is this new combination what you would call a trust?" asked the young woman who asks questions simply for fear the conversation will lag. "Well," answered Mr. Cumrox, "It depends al together on which side of the deal your Interests lie. If you are one of the" or ganizers it's a trust, but if you're one of the consuming public it's a well-developed suspicion." Washington Star. . A Springfield school teacher received the following note from the mother of one of her pupils on Monday: "Dear Miss, You writ me about whiping Sammy. - I 'hereby give you "permis sion to beet him up eny time It is nec essary to learn him lesens. He is juste like his father you have to learn him with a club. - Pound nolege into him. I wants him to git it, and don't pay no atention to what his father says. I'll handleTdm." ' A Baptist and a Methodist minister were by accident dining at the same house. - As they took their seats there was an embarrassed pause, the host ess, not knowing how to ask one min ister to say grace without offending the other. The small1 son quickly 'grasped the situation, and, half rising in his chair, moved his finger rapidly around the table, reciting: '"Eny, mene miay mo,catch a nigger by the toe." He ended by pointing hls-,flngei at the Baptist minister, and shouting, "You're itr The .reverend gentleman accepted the decision, and said grace, but it lacked the usual solemnity. ; - A. Lesson Out of School, Plain-mannered, common-sense rela tives serve no more useful . purpose than in keeping down vain pretensions and 8 illy tendencies m other members of the family. The New York Press says, that it had become fashionable tn a certain school to diversify names. Mabel had become . Maybelle, May Mayme, and soon Jessie caught the infection.- She write a letter to her elder broth er, Sam, and signed it "Jessica. Sam detected the signs of the times, and this was his reply: "Dear Sister Jessica: Your letter re ceived. Aunt-Marica and Uncle Geor gica started for Bostonlca yesterday. Mamlca and paplca are well. "I bought a new horse yesterday. She Is a beauty; her name ts Maudlca. Your affectionate brother. Samica." Honoring .Dead White Elephant. Curious ceremonies are witnessed in Siam when one of the sacred white elephants dies. It is given a funeral grander than that accorded to princes of royal blood. Buddhist priests ofllci ate, and thousands of devout Siamese men and women follow the deceased animal to the grave. Jewels and of ferings representing some thousands of pounds are buried with the ele phant - TESTED AND TRUE GUARANTEED NOW! is the time to USB IT. A Fitting Reception. "Mrs. Suburb Dora! Dora! Daughter Yes, ma. Mrs. Suburb Run to the piano and play "Hail to the Chief." Here comes the new, girl. . You Can Oct Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. Write Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy.N. Y., for a free sample of Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures sweating;, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes aew or tight shoes easy. A certain core for corns, in growing nails and bunions. All drug gists selllt. 25c Don't accept any substitute. Easily Pleased. Jack Are the new five-dollar silvei certificates out? , George I haven't noticed any. Jack Oh, well, it doesn't matter much. One of the old ones will do, if yon can let me have it for a few days. the glands of the groins swell, the throat and mouth become ulcerated,, the hair and eyebrows drop out, and often the entire surface of the body s covered with copper-colored splotches and sickening sores and erup tions. Contagious Blood Poison is as treacherous and elusive as the serpent. You may be carrying it in your veins with no visible evidences ot its existence ; for while, mercury and potash seem to cure and all external signs disappear, the dis ease is doing its destruc- i patient is constantly ipWfiSm harassed by returnine symptoms and unmistaka ble traces -of the hlonrl T-., j c hq recorn op symptom oz tu disease. poison. Thou sands of War.aw, N. G. h. m. register. physical wrecks and chronic invalids .from the effects of Blood Poison know the uncer tainty of the mercury and potash treatment- that it stfles but does not kill the serpent. As long as there is life in the serpent there is danger in its fangs ; and while your blood is tainted there is danger of infec- tion. Safety lies enly in crushing out the life of the loathsome disease and killing the serpent. For many years. S. S. S. has been known as an antidote for Bloed Poison. It is a remedy composed entirely of vegetable ingredients, and we offer $1,000 for proof that it contains without leaving - any bad after-effects. Write us about your case, and our physicians will advise with out charge, and we will mail you free our home-treatment book tell ing all about Contagious Blood Poison and its different stages and symptoms. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. GA. DON'T GET DISCOURAGED BENKE-WALKEB DO YOUR JAWS ACHE? Perhaps It's Plate Trouble. Plate trouble is a common thing, and there are various kinds of it. Many plates never were right. Others are properly made, but the mouth is not put in proper condition for wearing the plate. If your plates are tn any way unsatisfactory we will be glad to make an examination and tell yon the cause of trouble. We extract teeth wholly without pain and all work is at lower than reasonable rates. Extracting free when plates or bridges are ra. w. a. vvisk ordered. WISE BROS., Dentists Open evening till 9 . Sundays G YCL,OIN-S' THRESHERS ' Write for Catalogue and Prices THE A. H. AVERILL MACHINERY CO. PORTLAND, OREGON. Amrs When the nerves are weak everythine goes wrong. You are tired all the time, easily discouraged, nervous, and irritable. Your cheeks are Sarsaparilla ?ale and your blood is thin, our doctor says you are threatened with a nervous breakdown. He orders this grand old family. medicine. " For more than SO Tears I haya used AyerS Sarsaparilla tn my family. It Is a grand tonic at all times, and a wonderful medicine for Im pure blood." n. C. Holt, West Havea, Conn. SI .SO a bottle. All drninrisM. 1. J. O. iTIR OO., Iwell. Mas. Weak Nerves Keep the bowels regular with Ayer's Pills, Just one pill each nights Some Exceptions. Slimpurse (airily) Aw, me good man, is it customary to tip waitahs heah? Head Waiter (condescendingly) Not unless you are richer than the waiter, sir. ' hrMeeiey uvwK-nvurmnt.-1 ubaiaui as. ire rtnmiuir.ni n wnui FOR FULL PARTICULARS TW KTEUY INSTITUTE.- POWTLANP.O-LgI The Masculine Way. A pretty girl; a crowded car: "Please take my seat," and there you are. A crowded car, a woman plain; She stands and there you are again. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothing Syrup the hest remedy to use for their children during the teething period.. ' . , A woman never realizes that she has done something wonderful after step- Hping backward off a street car and escaping with her life. KJDLL THE The worst disease the world has ever known, and the greatest scourge to the human race, is Contagious Blood Poison. One drop of the virus of this most horrible of all diseases will pollute and vitiate the purest, healthiest blood, and within a short time after the first little sore appears the system is filled with the awful poison and the skin breaks out in a red rash t After suffering: twelve years from Contagious Blood Poison, and trying- the best physician obtainable, and. all the patent medioinea procurable, and stead ily continuing to grow worse, X garo up all hope of recovery, and physicians pronounced my ease incurable. Hoping against hope, I tried S. S. B. I improved from the first bottle, and after taking twelve was cured sound and well, and xor two years nave had the least particle of- mercury, potash or other mineral. It thoroughly purifies the blood, improves the appetite and diges tion, and tones up all parts of the system. In chronic and long-standing cases of Blood Poison, S. S. S. acts promptly and Difficulties are only fences across your chosen path. 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