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Nausea between meals, belching, vom-
iting, flatulence, fits of nervous head-
ache, pain in the stomach, are all
symptoms of dyspepsia, and the longer
It i no-W1 ih haOT u ta n s
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Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Radically and permanently cure it
strengthen and tone the stomach and
other digestive organs for the natural
performance of their functions.
Accept no substitute for Hood's.
' "I had dyspepsia twenty-five years and
took different medicines bat got no help
until I began taking Hood's Sarsaparilla.
Have taken four bottles of this medicine
and can now eat almost anything, sleep
well, have no cramps in my stomach, no
burning and no distress.! Mas. William
O. Barrett. 14 Olney St., Providence, B. X.
Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to
euro and keeps the promise.
Rip Van Winkle Libeled.
Rip Van Winkle had just been tak
ing a nap.- Placing a hand upon his
beard, he murmured drowsily, "How
this grows on me!" After which he
fell into a second doze, that he might
sleep out the remaining ten years.
Yale Record.
How to Keep House.
With all the luxuries and pleasures
of this life, its big enjoyments and its
smaller comforts, there is an offset or
antithesis which we have to contend
with in the form of aches and pains.
In some way and by some means every
one has a touch of them in some form
at some time
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may be, the risk is that they will grow
to something greater and rack the sys
tem with constant torture. There is
nothing, therefore, of this kind that we
hare a right to trifle with. Taken in
time, the worst forms of aches and
pains are easily subdued and cured by
the free use of St. Jacobs Oil. No
. well regulated household ought to be
without a bottle of this great remedy
for pain. It is the specific virtue of
penetration in St. Jacobs Oil that car
ries it right to the pain spot and effects
a prompt cure even in the most painful
cases of Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciat
ica, Lumbago. You want it also in
the house at all times for hurts, cuts
and wounds, and the house that always
has it keeps up a sort of insurance
against pain.
' The Cautions Riley.
A friend of James Whitcomb Riley
tells a story of an encounter with the
bachelor poet once had with a woman
reporter. The energetic young wom
an, after strenuous effort, had finally
caught Mr. Riley at the telephone.
This is the conversation that followed:
"Is this Mr. Riley?"
"Yes. That is Miss "
"Miss Jones, of the Courier-Journal.
I've been trying all day to get an in
terview with you, Mr. Riley."
'Ah, would it were now a view in
stead of an Interview," said the poet,
gallantly.
"Oh, thanks! How long will you re
main In Louisville, Mr. Riley?"
"Only a short time."
"Is your wife with you?"
"No, ma'am, she is not"
"Where is she, may I ask?"
"You may ask, my dear Miss Jones,
but I find it very difficult to answer.
I am In absolute ignorance as to her
whereabouts. For aught I know to
the contrary, she may right now be at
the other end of this telephone." Kan
sas City Journal.
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LIKE A SPONC
Some of the most stubborn diseases enter
into the system through the pores of the rkin.
Like a sponge, it absorbs poisons of various
kinds, which are taken up by the little blood
vessels beneath the surface of the body, and
emptied into the great current of the blood.
The juices of poison oak and other noxious
wild plants percolate through the skin like water through a sponge, ars
taken into the circulation, breaking out afresh each season, and linger
ing on for years unless antidoted and driven out of the system.
Dye Poisoning among the employes of dye houses, and from wear
ing colored under-clothing and hosiery, is of frequent occurrence
and dangerous to health,
causing boils and sores and POISON OAK AND ITS EFFECTS,
nt rr t-m ntions Over fifteen yeara ago I waa poisoned with Poi
Otner eruptions. aon Oak. I tried remedy after remedy without
Workers in lead, DraSS getting relief. Sores broke out over my body and,
unrl nthr metals ars often on my tongue, affeoting the lining of my month,
and otner meiais ars oucu Ilnialy out a year ago my doctor told me to
poisoned by the chemicals try S. S. S., which I did. After taking three
nnA nrido used in oolish- bottle all the aore disappeared, and I have not
ana aClCIS usea in po"" 1-.n bothered since, and Yfeel much indebted to
int, and the dust ana ru- TOar valuable medicine for bo prompt and eom
- i; ,,nnn thr skin plete a cure. I am certain that S. S. 8. will do all
ings settling upon tne SKin, at t cllimed tox it blood dlaaaaee.
and which find their way janville. Ky OOK O'BSTAV.
through the pores into the
blood, followed by inflammation, swelling and the most obstinate sores.
Blood Poison, the vilest of all human diseases, is often con
tracted through shaking the hand or handling the clothing or other arti
cles used by one infected with this dangerous poison. The deadly virus
J . findine its way through the pores of the
reached by washes, salves, soaps or other external remedies. The Wood
must be purified and a healthy circulation established before jfetting
permanently rid of the disease. S. S. S. acts upon the blood, nddins; it
of the original poison and restoring it to a healthy, normal condition. .
S. S. S. is guaranteed entirely vegetable, an unrivaled blood puri
fier and the best of all tonics. With all impurities removed from the
blood, the sores and eruptions disappear from the skin. Write us should
you desire medical advice or any information about your case ; this will
cost you nothing. JIX SYfZFT SPECIFIC CO ATlAUTAi GA
I " Freefone Stone In America. '
"It im a UttIe strange," said Irving
fj Russell, "that the United States,
so far ahead In national resources of
every other part of the globe In all
essential things, should be so deficient
as a producer of precious stones. I
am of the opinion that there will be
a big discovery some day of the most
: va,ued sems, probably In some out
i of the way corner of the land."
I do not mean to intimate that we
are exactly destitute of fine stones, but
that those found are mostly of inferior
quality as compared with the output
of the old mines. In North Carolina
a good many emeralds and rubies and
sapphires are to be had, but they are
not -of sufficient value to warrant cut
ting. Some very fine pearls have been
taken, out of the shells picked up in
the streams of Arkansas, and at one
time the search for them down there
amounted to a craze. Pearls, by the
way, have gone up in price from 200
to 300 per cent in recent years.
A great many semi-precious stones
are mined in California, the turqueise
found out there being especially beau-1
tiful, but lacking In hardness. Tour-
malines also come from California In
abundance. Washington Post.
S2S.0O Reward.
. S. Jackson, alias G. . Morgan,
etc., taking subscriptions for Muneey's
and Seattle Star is a' faker. Subscribe
through authorized Star agent. Above
reward for causing his arrest.
Can Yon Conjugate the Word Kiss.
Richard Grant . White, the eminent
philologist, was asked once upon a
time to conjugate the verb "kiss." He
believed and maintained that English .
is a grammarless tongue, hence he felt He Do you know, dsar, I was just
no compunction when he gave this: upstairs looking at baby, and I be
"Buss, to kiss; re-bus, to kiss again; lieve she has got your -hair. She
pluribu3t to k'isa withoiit regard to
number; syllybus, to kiss the hand in-
stead or tne uds: Diunderbuss. To tiaa
the wrong person; omnibus, to kiss
every one in the room; erebus, to kiss
In the dark."
No More Orphans.
Bishop Potter admitted at a dinner
the other night that he had fallen Into
the habit ef asking his wife what he
should speak about if called upon at
any public function.
"My wife told me this evening," he
said, "that she would like to have me
correct a rumor that has been going
around to the effect that she intended
to give up her house' to an orphan
asylum.
" 'Tell the guests at dinner, If yeu
say anything,' she bade me, 'that it is
not so. I have already taken In one
rphan, and I do not propose to admit
any more Into my house, if I can help
if"
The Wrong Girl.
Miss Passay (with affected Indig
nation) Mr. Huggard caught me in
the dark hall last evening and kissed
ine.
Miss Tepprey Oh, I wouldn't blame
him.
Miss Passay Why shouldn't X
blame him?
Miss Pepprey You say the hall was
dark; it was undoubtedly an accident
Philadelphia Press.
Becoming Constitutional.
"Is it true dat Uncle 'Rastus has got
de lung trouble, like I heard?" asked
Mrs. Jackson, anxiously, for Uncle
'Rastus was a valued member of the
'Stasia, with a sort of sorrowful pride.
"De trouble's been chasing back and
fo'th among two or three ob his lungs
for desc two las' months, and dis mo'n-
lng de doctor said it 'peared like anoth
er one was gwine to be affected less he
could find some more pow'ful remedy,
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skin,contaminates the blood and produces
fearful ulcers, eruptions and blotches.
The diseases that enter the system by
absorption or through the pores are as
deep-seated and dangerous as any brought
on bv internal causes, and cannot be
Mamie What Is biology? Gladys
I suppose if s the science of shopping.
"How about references?" - Inquired
the mistress. "Oh, I loike yer looks,
mum," said the applicant, "an' I won't
ask yer for references."
Bobbles What does this author
mean by saying that the hero had
"well-carved" features? Dobbles
Perhaps he shaved himself.
"I wonder what makes my eyes so
weak," said an ultra-Radical once to
Mr. Disraeli. "Why, they are in a
weak Place," said the latter.
Little Willier-Say, pa, how does an
army scour the country ? Pa With
brushes, my son. Little Willie With
brushes? ' Pa Yes, brushes with-the
enemy. . I
May Did Clara's husband leare
her much when he died? Belle He
left enough to make her comfortable,
but" not enough to get her a second
husband. Life. . -
Waiter Will you try a course din
ner? Country Groom No, sir; no
coarse dinner for us. Bring us in the
finest one you've got We don't come
down to the xity every day; do we,
Matilda? -
(springing up) Good
gracious! I
thought I had put that switch out of
the child's reach!
"Did you ever see the Dardanelles
while you were. in Europe?" ."No,"
answered Mr. Cumrox. "You see, we
were so busy sightseeing that we
didn't have time to call on any of our
friends." Washington Star.
First Boy And because you couldn't
find a penny to pay the fare, did the
conductor make you get off the omni
Ibus and walk? Second Boy No, he
only made me get off. I could have
sat in the road if I wanted to. Tit-
Bits. .
"A tall bride is the best-looking,
don't you think?" "WeU," replied the
titled Englishman who had caught on
to a little American slang, "so far asl
I am personally concerned, I certainly !
am not looking for one who is short"
Chicago Evening Post-
The army officer looked with dis
pleasure at the soiled sheet of paper
that had been handed him. "That's a
measly looking document," he - ex
claimed. "Yes, sir," said the subor
dinate, touching his hat. "It's the
sick list" Chicago Tribune.
Edyth Yes, you see she told the
count that her father's partner had
robbed him of nearly all his wealth,
just to test his love for her. ,- Mayme
And then? Edyth He asked her for
a letter ef introduction to the daughter
of her father's partner. Chicago
News.
Johnny-r-I wish my folks would
agree upon one thing and not keep
me all the time in a worry. Tommy
on my head, and dad is all the time
fussing because I wear my shoes out
so fast
Mistress (returning from holiday)
Why, Bridget whatever has become
of th parrot? Bridget Well, you 3ee,
mum, after you leit it lookea a Die
pining like and didn't talk much, to
the roek and I put it out of its misery,
poor thing, and I had it stuffed for
my new 'at Judy.
"They say," said Mrs. Oldcastle,
"that Mr. Faddlethwaite, who used
to belong to eur church, has become
an agnostic" "Is that so? Josiah
used to take his lunch at the same
place he did down town, and he says
he often warned him that he'd get it
if he didn't give up eatln' so fast"
Chicago Record-Herald.
Hallit What's the matter, Klayl
You look all tired out? Klay And no
wonder. I've had a hard day of it I
don't know when I've worked so hard.
I looked at the men clean up the rail
road station this morning, and after
that I saw-three safes raised into four
story" windows, and four loads of coal
delivered in baskets. Boston Tran
script They had been married only three
short weeks, and he was actually in
terested in his paper at the dinner
table. "Darling," she began in a tone
meant to be reproachful, "do you love
'me just as much as you ever did?"
"Sure thing," he answered briefly.
She ought to have been satisfied to
let -it go at that but . she wasn't
"Why?" she asked. "Don't know,"
he replied. "Just a fool habit I've got
Into, I suppose." Then for seventeen
consecutive seconds silence reigned
supreme. Chicago Xews.
At the first performance on the new
church organ no one in the audience
was better pleased than the maid em
ployed in the organist's family.: "So
you liked themusic, did you, Mary?"
said the organist the next morning,
reports of her enthusiasm having
reached his ears. " "Oh, - it -was just
grand," replied Mary, "the grandest
I Ter heard.". "What did yon like!
best?" asked the organist, moved by
the glowing eulogy. "Oh, I don't know
that," said Mary. "But there was ona
place where you came " down with
both hands and your feet at the same
time; that was about the best. It
sounded like the steam roller, coming
down the street!"
McJIgger Well, what do yon think
of that fellow GIddep? Jokeley tells
me be takes a cab whenever he goes
to look for work.
- -xmngumDOD xes uiadep is em
ployed by a cab company to pick up
urea. rniiaaeipnia Press.
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Druggists Come Handy.
Young Lady Hare you a city direc
tory here?, .
Druggie Yes, madam. '
Young Lady-Please look through it
and find Mrs. Sewseam's -present loca
tion, and address this envelope to-, her.
Here's two cents for the stamp. '
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The latest figures show that more
steel is used in the manufacture 'of
pens than in all the sword and gun
factories In the world. The first steel
pen was made just 100 years ago! A
single firm to-day manufactures 200,
000,000 annually, using seven and one
half tons of the finest sheet steel each
week, or 78,000,000 pounds in a year.
Deafness Cannot Be Cored '
by local application as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. Tnere is only one
tray to cure deafness, and that is by constitu
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
flamed condition of the mucons lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is inflamed
you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness is
the result, and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing-will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an inflamed condition of
the-mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
F. 3. CHBNEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Hall's Family Villsare the beat,
A Russian lieutenant gets about $200
a year, a captain about $300 and . a
major $450. ';
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows'a Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use lor their children
during the teething period..
A Boston Husband.
Mrs. Caudle I think there's
a man
downstairs.
Mr. Caudle I thought I heard some
one. . Suppose you go down and ask him
ivhat he wants. Even a burglar wouldn't
strike a woman, you know. Boston
Transcilpt.
For bronchial troubles try Piso's Cure
for' Consumption. It is a good cough
medicine. At druggists, price 25 cents.
If the wife Isn't boss during the
honeymoon she doesn't amount t
much as a ruler. "
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Poor .Feeble (about tobe operated
on for appendicitis) Doctor, before you
begin, I wish- you would send and have
our pastor, the Rev. Mr. Harps, come
over. . .
Dr: CutterCertainly, if yon wish it,
' "I'd like to be opened with prayer."
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- . To Break la New Shoes.
Always shake In Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder.
It cures hot, sweaUng, aching, swoUen feet.
Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores, 35c Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
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uue Austrian -mines.
Miss Nettie Blackmore,
neapolis, tells how any young
woman may be permanently
cured of monthly pains by tak
ing Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege"
table Compound.
"Yotjno-Womkit: I had frequent
headaches of a severe nature, dark
spots before my eyes, and at my men
strual periods I suffered untold agony.
A member of the lodge advised me to
try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound, but I only scorned
good advice and felt that my case was
hopeless, but she kept at me until I
bought a bottle and started taking1
it. I soon had the best reason in the
world to change my opinion. of the
medicine, as each, day my health im
proved, and finally I was entirely with
out pain at my menstruation periods.
I am most grateful." Nettie Black
mobs, 28 Central Ave,, Minneapolis,
Minn $5000 forfeit If urlglntd of aboot IttUr
prooing genuineness cannot e produced.
If there is anything about your
case about which you would
like special advice, write freely
to Mrs. Pinlcham. She will hold
your letter in strict confidence.
She can surely help you, for no
person in America can speak
from a wider experience in treat
ing female ills. She has helped
hundreds of thousands of women
back to health. Her address is
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Effect of Moral teaching- on Youth.
Two small boys stood before Judge
Stubbs of the Juvenile Court They
gazed fearfully into his earnest yet
kindly face, and, not too badly fright
ened to understand grasped the Import
of the lecture.
"My boys, tell me, now, why did you
Jump off and on those cars? You knew
that you might Tiave a leg or an arm
cut off, didn't you? You might have
been killed. Now, you haven't got any
more arms and legs than you need,
have you? Don't you see that it's very
foolish of you to put yourself in dan
ger in that manner?"
Sitting In the little waiting room of
the court half an hour later, both boya
were silent They had evidently been
pondering over the words of the judge.
Not so much reverence as might have
been expected was heard in the voice
of the smaller boy as he suggested to
the -other:
"Huhr Eet that's how the judge lost
his own arm." Indianapolis "News.
Self-Righteous Man's tiast WorOi
Dr. Charles H. Parkhurst was talk
ing about the self-righteous. "They are
a strange class," he said. "Whenever I
think of them I am reminded of a man
who died in Leipsic while I was study
ing there, some thirty years ago. This
man was so abominably self-righteous
that they say he murmured as he "lay
dying: 'And if I owe any man any
thing I freely forgive him the debt' "
Perrin's Vile Specific
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