Corvallis gazette., April 15, 1904, Page 7, Image 7

' lianeace oi Orange Leaves.
One of the remarkable industries of
Paraguay la the preparation of the es
sence of orange leaves. More than 150
years ago the Jesuit priests, who then
ruled that secluded country, imported
orange seeds and planted groves, which
have now become immense forests,
filled with small establishments for ex
tracting the essence, which is exported
to France and the United States for
use in soap and perfumery making. It
Is also employed by the natives In
Paraguay as a healing ointment and a
hair tonic.
L,Keeiev liquor-morphine-tobacco
FOR FULL PARTICULARS
HTtLE Y I KSTnUTE.- POHTLA NDOWg
Hneet Little Imp.
The other day at a rural railway
station a colored mother who was
waiting for her child exclaimed, as the
youngster was banded to her from the
train:
"Lawd bless his honey-sweetness!
Ain't he de blackest, sweetest little
Satan dat ever you did see?" Atlanta
Constitution.
For forty- year's Flso's Cure for Con
sumption has cured coughs and colds. At
druggists. Price 25 cents.
Swearing Spoils Horses.
A well-known owner of race horses,
not at all a sentimental person, re
cently madS an order forbidding his
employes to talk In loud tones or to
swear in the stable. "I have never
yet seen a good mannered horse," he
says, "that was being sworn at all
the time. It hurts the feelings of a
sensitive horse, and. I'll keep my word
good to discharge any man in my
employ if I catch him swearing with
in the hearing of any horse in this
e table."
How's This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
iiali s uatarrn (jure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O,
We. the undersigned, have known F. J,
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac
tions and financially able to carry out any ob
ligations maae Dy tneir nrm.
west & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, O.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle.
Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
Many Hands Make Light Work
Tourist (in Utah) Polygamy is no
longer practiced, I am told.
Ex-Mormon (dejectedly) No, and it's
a shame. Only on wife! What good is
one wife? Just a trial, that's alL
"How so?"
"Everything is at sixes and sevens.
Nothing ever done. . Buttons off, meals
half cooked everything wr6"hg. In the
good old days we had one wife to sew
on buttons, another to darn stockings,
another to boss the servants, another to
do the shopping, and another to attend
to the duties of society. A man had
some comfort then."
MEUMATIS:
AN INDESCRIBABLE TORTURE
Because Rheumatism sometimes comes on suddenly it doesn't
prove that it is a chance disease or one due to accidental causes. It
takes time for it to develop, and is at work in the system long; before
any symptoms are felt. The blood is the first point of attack, and
the poisondus acids that cause the aches and pains are then distrib
uted through the circulation to different parts of the system, and
settle in joints, muscles and nerves ; and when the system is in this
condition it needs only some exciting cause like exposure to night air,
damp, chilly weather, or the cold, bleak winds of winter, to arouse
the slumbering poisons and bring on Rheumatism. The severity
of the attack depends upon the amount of acid in the blood and the
quantity or acrid matter in the
joints and muscles. Some peo
ple are almost helpless from the
first, while others have occa
sional spells or are uncomforta
ble, restless, nervous and half
sick all the time from the
nagging aches and pains. Rheu
matism is a disagreeable com
panion even in its mildest form.
It grows worse as we grow older,
and frequently stiffens the joints,
draws the muscles out of shape
and breaks down the nervous
system. A disease that origin
ates in the blood, as Rheumatism
does, cannot be cured with ex
ternal remedies like liniments and plasters ; such things scatter the
pains or drive them to some other part of the body, but do not touch
the disease or improve the condition of the blood. The thin acid
blood must be restored to its normal
up the general health at the same time.
Write for our special book on Rheumatism, and should you
desire any special information or advice, our physicians will furnish
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That
Tired Feeling
la a Common Spring Trouble.
It's a sign that the blood is deficient
in vitality, just as pimples and. other
eruptions are signs that the blood
is impure.
It's a warning, too, -which only the
hazardous fail to heed.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
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Remove it, give new life, new cour
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They cleanse the blood and clear the
complexion.
Accept no substitute.
"I felt tired all the time and could not
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while I could sleep well and the tired
feeling had gone. This great medicine has
also cured me of scrofula." Mas. C M.
Boot, Gllead, Conn. i
Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to
cure and keeps the promise.
In Chicago.
Mrs. Porkchops That Mrs. Grain
pit is trying to introduce some new
fangled ideas in society.
Porkchops What's the matter with
her now?
Mrs. Porkchops Why, she says it's
no longer good form to take stran
gers to see the abbatoir. Puck.
Hothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use tor their children
during the teething period..
APHORISMS.
We may mend our faults as easily
as cover them. Dilwyn.
Nothing is so great an instance of
ill-manners as flattery. Fielding.
No man is so insignificant as to be
sure his example can do no hurt.
Lord Clarendon.
A propensity to hope and joy Is real
riches; one to fear and sorrow, real
poverty. Hume.
There is no dispute managed with
out passion; and yet there is scarce a
dispute worth a passion. Sherlock.
Gaiety is not a proof that the heart
is at ease, for often in the midst of
laughter the heart is sad. De Genlis.
Only they who are gossiped about
gossip. Intelligent people talk of
things; Ignorant people of their neigh
bors. Colton.
If we did but know how little some
people enjoy the great things they
possess there would not be much envy
In the world. Young.
Contentment is a pearl of great price,
and whoever procures it at the ex
pense of ten thousand desires, makes a
wise and happy purchase. Balguy.
RHEUMATISM tN ELBOWS, WHISTS
AND KNEES.
TJrbana, Ohio, Aug. 25, 1803.
Last winter I had a severe attack of
Rheumatism. It started in the right
elbow, and from there to my wrists; the
right wrist waa the worse. It became
swollen and extremely painful. My left
knee joint waa the next place to be at
tacked, it became swollen ana or course
painful. The next point to be affeoted
waa the hio and ankle, which
lci anus, wnicn ffava me
I waa barely able to get
much trouble. I waa ba
about for aoma time. I was under treat
ment of a physician for awhile, but fret
ting no better I began S. S. 8., and after
taking it for aome time I waa entirely
relieved of the Rheumatism. All swelling
and soranesa disappeared. I consider
8. S. S. an excellent remedy for Rheuma
tism and all troubles having- their origin
in the blood.
GRIFFITH KELLY.
408 Bloomfield Ave.
purity and strength, so that all poi
sonous substances may be carried out
of the system, and no medicine accom
plishes this in so short a time as S. S. S.,
which not only neutralizes the acids
and counteracts the poisons, but builds
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FORTLAISD. OREO ON
BOISE
Dyer Miss Ferris is 35 years old.
Would you think It? Duell Not out
loud.
She Would you be willing to die
for me? He Why, I'm dying for
you now!" Town and Country.
Bank Examiner Where Is the cash
ier? Gone to take a rest? President
No, he's gone to avoid arrest. Bos
ton Globe.
Kitty Constance has been painted
by Mr. Gamborge. She is delighted
with it. Maude I see; it is a picture
rather than a portrait. Boston Tran
script. Miss Summit How that young Mon
roe girl has improved! Miss Palisade
Hasn't she? Why, I can remember
when she was such a modest little
thing. Ex. 1
The Stayer: "Isn't it hard to lose
your daughter?" "No, not this one; I
could have married her off a year ago.
It is her older sister that's hard to
lose." Houston Post.
Schoolmistress Johnnie, who was it
that prompted you then? I heard some
one whisper that date to you. Johnnie
; Please, ma'am, I expect it was his
tory repeatin itself again.
Thlnne Oh, I wish I had your voice!
Thickke No doubt you would enjoy
using it. Thinne No, 'tain't that; but
I was thinking if it were mine I could
stop it when I liked. Tit Bits.
Undisputed: "Have taxpayers no
rights?" demanded the impassioned or-4
ator. "Certainly," replied a man in
the back row; "they have the right to
pay taxes." Detroit Free Press.
Molly When you spoke to papa did
you tell him you'd got fifty pounds in
the . bank? George Yes, darling.
Molly And what did he say? George
He borrowed it! Boston Globe.
"Do you think, then, that men de
scended from - chimpanzees?" asked
Willie Wishington. "Some did," an
swered Miss Cayenne, "and some mere
ly remained stationary." Washington
Star.
Hannigan Sure, these scales is no
good at all fur me. They only weigh
up to two hundred pounds, an' Oi'm
near to two hundred and fifty. Flan
nigan Well, man alive, can't ye git
on thim twice?
A Soft Heart: Freddy Boo-hoo!
Sissy's gone and killed that little fly
on the window." Mother I'm glad to
see my little Freddy is so tender-hearted.
Freddy It isn't that. I w-wanted
to k-klll it myself. Pick-Me-Up.
"And what did you say," asked the
caller, "when he told you that your
pie wasn't like the pie his mother used
to make?" "Well," replied the hostess,
with a toss of her head, "I made a few
remarks like my mother used to
make." Syracuse Herald.
"Huh!" grumbled Mr. Skinnay, who
was being uncomfortably, crowded by
the jolly looking fat man in the trolley
car, "these cars should charge by
weight.", "Think so?" replied the fat
man; "then they wouldn't think it
worth while to stop for you." Phila
delphia Public Ledger.
A countryman and his son "put up"
at a city hotel. Son out seeing the
town. Old gent comes down from his
room at midnight and says to the night
clerk: "Has my son come in yet?"
Night Clerk Guess not. Haven't seen
him. Old Gent Well, you needn't set
up for him any longer.
The woman was doing her shipping.
The counter jumper handed her a pack
age, and she slowly turned away. "Do
I need anything else?" she absent
mindedly asked. "You have just
bought some lawn," ventured the
clerk; "don't you think you will need
some hose?" Princeton Tiger.
Every doctor knows the man and
woman who try to extract free med
ical advice. One such inquirer greet
ed an eminent physician with this
remark: "I hear fish is an excellent
brain food. Do you think so?" "Ex
cellent," was the reply, "but in your
case it seems a pity to waste the
fish!" "'
Strong on Etiquette: Bill Oh, yes,
he's great on etiquette. Jill Is that
right? Bill Sure! Why, he was tell
ing me only yesterday that if a man
is smoking while walking down the
Btreet with a lady, the cigar should al
ways be in the side of the mouth fur
thest removed from the lady! Boston
Transcript.
An Accommodating Cook: Mrs. A (at
the 'phone) Wait a minute till I ask
Bridget. If she has no objections I'll
be delighted to lunch with you to-morrow.
(A moment later): Oh, hello! Mrs.
B., yes, I can. Bridget says I can.
Isn't it lovely? Thanks, ever so much.
Good by. Mrs. B. (soliloquizing envi
ously) What wouldn't I give for a
llAb LUU l M-T J1 k. A I trr; icon.
"Never heard what broke up their
friendship? Dear me! I thought ev
ery one had heard that Brown is en
gaged, you know." "Oh, yes! I've
heaid that Was White in love with
the same girl?" "No, no: Not at all.
But White saw her portrait in Brown's
room and asked whose it was. 'It's a
picture of my fiancee!' said Brown.
White examined it critically, and then
put it down, with the remark that she
must be very rich. I don't know what
happened after that but White was
taken home In a cab and neither of
them was seen out of doors for a
week."
TRUMPET CALLS.
sa Hon Bounds a Warning Note
to tli Unredeemed.
HE devil's assault
is our assurance.
Good looks do
not make good
lives. ' ' -
Boys are the
stuff of which
men are made.
No man's con
version stops with
himself.
God has some
blessing to heal
every bane.
Jeering produces fearing only in the
fool.
The church is not a penny savings
bank. . . "
Prayer for others leads to care for
others.
His providence is oft to prove His
people.
Success at the price of the soul is
failure.
Without eternity life Is an eternal
enigma.
A dry sermon is a good thing to
choke on. .
IT WAS JAPAN'S OLD TRICK.
Torpedoes Won the First Battle from
Chinese in 1894.
The first battle of the Chinese-Japanese
war was fought July 24, 1894, in
the harbor of Asan, on the west coast
of Korea, south ..-of Chemulpo, the
scene of the destruction recently of
two Russian warships by a Japanese
fleet In the battle of Asan the Japa
nese sunk an English transport Kow
Sbing, with 1,700 Chinese soldiers on
board. There had been no declaration
of war.
The Japanese commanders recog
nized the English flag and requested
that the English commanders - leave
his vessel. The Chinese officers for
bade them doing so under penalty of
death. The Japanese sent officers to
the ship and repeated the demand and
then began firing. Captain - Gals
worthy and his officers leaped over
board to swim to the Japanese cruiser.
The Chinese treacherously fired upon
the Englishmen. The Japanese open-!
ed with their broadside battery and
machine guns. The missiles swept the
decks of the transport. The Japanese
then fired two torpedoos, both of
which struck and exploded. The
transport's prow rose, its stern went
down and almost immediately the ves
sel sank. - t
The Chinese fought the guns until
the vessel went down. The shots were
aimed too high to damage the Japa
nese. Some were fired directly at the
struggling Chinese soldiers in the wa
ter, the gunners saying that they
would all die together. The boats of
the transport in which scores of sol
diers and officers were trying to es
cape, were sunk by the Japanese. The
Kow Shing was conveyed by the Chi
Yuen and the Kootsu. Both vessels
engaged the Japanese. The fight con
tinued more than an hour, when the
Chi Yuen raised the white flag. The
Japanese boat ceased firing and apr
proached. Suddenly the Chi Yuen dis
charged torpedoes and began the fight
again. The torpedoes did no damage.
The fight raged more hotly than be
fore, until the Chi Yuen-turned and,
ran. The Japanese cruiser chased the
Chinese, but failed to capture her. 1
The Kootsu tried to escape, but ran
aground and was captured. j
On the same dav the JaDanese
cruiser Yoshino fought the Chinese-
Chin Yuen and consort So Keang at
sea. liie Chinese were disabled, but
fought stubbornly and would have
captured the Japanese vessel had not
relief appeared. The Chih Yuen was
able to escape to Waiheiwei. The So
Keang was captured.
A Practical Puzzle.
There is still something for the hus
band and,father to do aboard the fam
ily ship. Mr. Glidingberry, who figures
in a dialogue in Judge, understood his
duty.
"Yes, sir," Mr. Glidingberry said
proudly to the newcomer in town, "I
guess I've got one of the intellectualest
families in these parts always taking
up with something that calls for the
exercise of the mental powers to the
utmost."
"Is that so?" politely murmured the
newcomer.
"Yes. Now, there's mother. She's
upstairs this morning with a set o'
newspaper puzzle pictures. If she
solves 'em, and writes a good serial
story to go along with 'em, she gets
two dollars. And my daughter Lizzie
is covering thedinin'-room floor with
sheets o' paper that she's been figuring
on, trying to find out how old Ann is.
r'Henry, he's trying to cut down the
time record on the pigs-in-clover puz
zle. And Jim that's Jim over by the
fence he's studying up a new way to
work the fifteen puzzle. He's worked
on it for three years now, and thinks
he's pretty near got it."
"But you," inquired the new citizen,
"what problem are you devoted to?"
"Who me? My problem?" repeated
Mr. Glidingberry. . "Oh, I work out
the problem of keeping the family to
gether." Detachable Feet. .
"That new saleslady," said the
blonde at the ribbon counter, "has false
hair and teeth."
"Yes," replied the brunette who con
descended to sell handkerchiefs occa
sionally, "and it seems that's not the
only thing. I heard her complaining
that she hadn't had a chance to get off
her feet all day." Philadelphia Press.
We will admit that we would rather
live where they rubber at flocks of wild
geese thatt at twelve-story buildings.
A
VENERABLE
CURED
Pe-ru-na is a Catarrhal Tonic Espec
ially Adapted to the Declining.
Powers of Old Age.
In old age the mucous membranes
become thickened and partly lose their
function. v
This leads to partial loss of hearing,
smell and taste, as well as digestive dis
turbances. -
Peruna corects all this by its specific
operation on all the mucous membranes
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One bottle will " convince anyone.
Once used and Peruna becomes a life
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Strong and Vigorous at the Age of
Eighty-Eight.
Rev. J. N. Parker, Utica, N. Y.,
writes:
"In June, 1901, I lost my sense of
hearing entirely. My hearing had been
somewhat impaired for several years,
but not so much affected but that I
could hold converse with my friends;
but in June, 1901, my sense of hearing
left me so that I could hear no sound
whatever. I was also troubled with
rheumatic pains in my limbs. I com
menced taking Peruna and now my
hearing is restored as good as it was
prior to June. 1901. My rheumatic
pains are all gone. I cannot speak too
highly of Peruna, and now when 88
fcJk el A Warier. J
The spring is the best time to treat catarrh. Nature renews herself
every spring. The system is rejuvenated by spring weather. This renders
medicines more effective. A short course of Peruna, assisted by the balmy
air of spring, will cure old, stubborn cases of catarrh that have resisted treat
ment for years. Everybody should have a copy of Dr. Hartman's latest book
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Chapperton Me fwiend Sapleigh
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Miss Caustique What's the trouble.
Chapperton The aw doctah says
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Age of Deception.
Miss Elderleigh If I had my life to
live over again
Miss Springer (interrupting) Why, I
thought that's what you were doing.
Miss Elderleigh What do you mean?
Miss Springer1 Mr. Huggins said you
told him you were 23 last month.
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