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Distress
Jtfter Eating
Xausea between meals, belching, vom
iting, flatulence, fits of nervous head
ache, pain ' in the stomach, are all
symptoms of dyspepsia, and the longer
it is neglected the harder it is to cure it.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Radically and " permanently core It
strengthen and tone the stomach and
other digestive organs for the natural
performance of their functions.
Accept no substitute for Hood's.
1 I bad dyspepsia twenty-five years and
took different medicines bnt got no help
until I began taking Hood's Sarsaparilla.
Have taken four bottles of this medicine
and can now eat almost anything, sleep
well, nave no cramps in my stomach, no
burning and no distress.! Mas. William
CL Babbitt, 14 Olney St., Providence, B. I.
Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to
cure and keeps the promise.
Friendly Suggestion.
"I'm at a loss to know what to make
of my only son," said the trust magnate.
He seems to have no brains for busi
ness." ' .
lennit me to hand you a suggestion,"
rejoined the merchant prince. "Make a
society leader of him." Philadelphia In
quirer. What Microbes Are.
Since Pasteur demonstrated the fact
that many human diseases are due to
minute living things which grow and
multiply in our bodies, there has been
a tendency to call all microscopic or
ganisms, whether harmful or not,
"germs" or "microbes" or "bacteria"
indiscriminately. This confusion may
be cleared by the statement that pro
tozoa are the lowest known forms of
animals and that bacteria are the low
est known forms of plants, while
"germs" and "microbes" may apply to
the disease-causing forms in either
group From Gary N. Calkins's "Pro
tozoa and Dissease" in the April Cen
tury. For bronchial troubles try Fiso's Cure
for Consumption. It is a good cough
medicine. At druggists, price 25 cents. .
ADoat ciorrect.
Teacher1 Can you tell me the differ
ence between caution and cowardice?
Bright Boy Yes, ma'am. When you
are afraid yourself, that's caution;
when the other fellow's afraid, that's
cowardice.
The Wonderful Cream Separator
does its work in SO minutes and leaves less
than 1 per cent butter fat. The price is ridicu
lously low, according to size, 2.7d to $6.00 each,
and when you have one you would not part
therewith for fifty times its cost.
JUST SEND THIS NOTICE
with Sc stamps for postage to the John A. Sal
. ser Seed Co., 1 Crosse, Wis., and get their big
catalog, fully describing this remarkable Cream
Separator, and hundreds of other tools and
farm seeds used by the farmer. P. C. L.J
. Longest Road In the World.
In 1901 the great Siberian railway
was thrown open to the public. There
was then in operation a total of 1,444
miles in Manchuria and 3,559 miles in
Siberia, a continuous Russian line from
Moscow to Port Arthur of 5,429 miles ;
and the new trains de luxe, which will
begin running this sdmmer, will give
virtually a through service from Paris
to Port Arthur, a distance of 7,299
miles, 6.600 miles of which is over
Russian lines. From James W. David
son's "The Great Siberian Railway"
in the April Century.
, Do Something for the Boys.
Secretary Shaw makes a few teres,
remarks every little while on "The
Boy." The Secretary is pretty sure to
make the friendship of boys generally
because he talks directly to fathers
when he says that boys want the com
panionship of boys and that the home
should welcome the boy as much as It
does the baby and the man. Secretary
Shaw calls attention to the fact that
the world Is producing a higher type of
womanhood than of manhood; that
there are more young women whom
yea would welcome to your homes as
daughters-in-law than young men
whom you would welcome as sons-in-law.
He says there Is no excuse for
this, although there are reasons,
among which Is that about the only
place where the boy Is sure of a cordial
greeting is where you do not desire
him to go.
( Indispensable I
For all aches from head to foot T
, St. Jacobs Oil!
has curative Qualities
to reach the
l PAINS and ACHES f
ef the human family, and to re
nova and cure them promptly.
Vvic 35c avxifl 50c
CUES NUI All 111 fallS.
I Gousk Byrap. Tastaa Goo. Dl
la tine. Sold by drogg-Uta.
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A Bantam to the Rescue.
, One day a flock of sparrows Were
noticed flying excitedly around a bouse,
and on going near I saw that a young
sparrow had fallen from a nest under
the tiles and was too young to fly
back.
Suddenfy a bantam cock stepped for
ward. He evidently quite understood
the state of affairs, for he picked the
little mite up very tenderly in his beak,
mounted an empty cart that happened
to be conveniently near, flew from it
on to the tiles and, stretching his neck
out over the edge replaced the sparrow
in its nest
In doing so, hovrever, he overbal
anced himself and tumbled ' to . the
ground. But after 'pluming his feath
ers for a minute he strutted about the
yard none the worse for his adventure
and evidently very proud of his exploit.
Growing SlovIc ujicicuu'it.i.
The possibilities of electricity have
never yet been fully demonstrated. Its
beneficial effect upon growing plants
in the way of hastening development
has been proved to an extent, and now
the mysterious fluid is being tried on
animals at the University of Michigan,
at Ann . Arbor. It has been demon
strated that rabbits enclosed In a pen
about which run a number of electrically-charged
wires reach maturity
in two-thirds the time taken by those
kept under normal conditions. The
electrically-treated animals were In all
respects healthy and their flesh has
been found to be unusually tender. It
is thought possible that the same treat
ment may be applied to beef cattle,
making a 2-year-old steer as large as
one 3 years old under present condi
tions, besides producing a superior
quality of beef.
A Wonderful Discovery.
Broadband. S. Dak., March 28.
Quite a sensation baa been created here
by the publication of the story of G.
W. Gray, who after a special treatment
for three months was prostrate and
helpless and given up to die with
Bright's Disease. Bright's Disease lias
always been considered incurable, but
evidently from the story told by Mr.
Gray, there is a remedy which will
cure it even in the most advanced
stages. This is what he says :
"I was helpless as a little babe.
My wife and I searched everything and
read everything we could find about
Bright's Disease, hoping that I would
be able to find a remedy. After many
failures my wife insisted that I . should
try Dodd's Kidney Pills. I praise God
for the day when I decided to do so for
this remedy met every phase of my case
and in a shoot time I was able to get
out of bed and after a few weeks' treat
ment I was a strong, well man. Dodd's
Kidney Pills saved my life."
A remedy that will cure Bright's Dis
ease will cure any lesser Kidney Dis
ease. Dodd's Kidney Pills are certain
ly the most wonderful discovery which
modern medical research has given to
the world.
CAT CANNOT SUCK BREATH. '
Old Superstition la TJpaet by the
Highest Medical Author it lea.
Can a cat really suck the breath of a
child?
We have always heard that it could.
Away back in early childhood we dis
tinctly remember of frequent warn
ings to look out for the cat. Do not
allow the cat to get into bed with the
baby, as it is liable to suck the baby's
breath, which would cause the baby to
die.
Is there any foundation for such a
notion as this? We never could dis
cover any real meaning to the belief
that a cat can suck the breath of a
child. Indeed, the sentence is totally
unintelligible.
What is meant by sucking the
breath? It may be true that the cat,
attracted by the breath of a child
who had recently been nursing, might
attempt to interfere in some 'manner
with the child's mouth. In young cats
the impulse to nurse might be excited
by the smell of the child's breath.
It is barely possible that the cat might
be seized with a desire to bite or to de
vour the child's lips or tongue, lured
on by the smell of milk. We are not
in a position to deny these possibili
ties. Maybe they are true.
But not any of these suppositions
furnish a basis for the statement that
the cat is liable to suck . the child's
breath. We have always heard this
statement with a shudder of horror.
It 'seems to convey some weird, hor
rible tragedy that can hardly be imag
ined. But it is a mere fancy, the ori
gin of which is hard to explain.
Yet we would advise mothers to be
careful about leaving the infant with
a cat. We do not favor rlie idea of
cats sleeping with children. Nor do
we favor the practice of children play
ing with cats, handling them, mopping
them around the floor, fondling them,
dressing them up as dolls. It is not
good for the cat. It is not good for
the child. Neither cats nor dogs ought
to be treated in this manner. They are
all right in their place, but they are
not fit for playthings.
If the superstition that a cat can
suck a child's breath has operated as a
preventive to mothers allowing their
children to play with-oats it haV? served
a very good purpose, but such childish
notions are hardly compatible with ma
ture reflection. It is one of the old
wives' fables which may have served
a good purpose, but It is too ridiculous
for repetition. There are other and
better reasons why the cat and baby
should not be left together than the
vague, unintelligible fear that the cat
will suck the child's breath. Medical
Talk.
Perrin's Pile Specific
The INTERNAL REMEDY
Ho Case Exists it Will Not Car
Amrs
Your doctor will tell you that
thin, pale, weak, nervous chil
dren become strong and well
by taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla.
Small doses, for a few days.
Sarsaparilla
The change is very prompt
and very; marked. Ask your
doctor why it is. He has our
formula and will explain.
"When 13 years old, for many month bo
one thought I could live because of thin blood.
Bat, in a few weeks. Ayer's Sarsaparilla com
pletely restored me to health."
MBS. . Buckkinstbk, Vlnelaird, N. J.
fl.M a bottle.
All drnee1tii.
J. O. AT1R CO.,
"Lowell. Mas.
for
The Children
Biliousness, constipation prevent re
covery. Cure these with Ayer's Pills.
A le generate. .
Kind Lady Have you always been
a tramp? Were you never any high
er? -
-Tramp Oh! yes'm. I uster. be a
second-story worker and porch-climber.
. How's This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward fox
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cored bj
Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O.
We. the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last Id years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac
tions and financially able to carry out any ob
ligations made by their firm.
Wst & Tbuax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Walding, K inn an & Makvin, Wholesale Drug-
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally,' act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle.
Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
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Irs. Elizabeth H. Thompson
of Lillydale, N.Y., Grand Worthy
Wise Templar, and Member of
W.C.T.U., tells how she recov
ered by the use of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
"Dear Mrs. Pijtkham : I am one
of the many of your grateful friends
who have been cured through the use
of .ydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound and who can to-day
thank you for the fine health I enjoy.
When I was thirty-five years old, I
suffered severe backache and frequent
bearing-down pains; in fact, I had
womb trouble I was very anxious to
get well, and reading of the cures your
Compound had made, I decided to try
it. I took only six bottles,but it built me
up andcured me entirely of my troubles.
" My family and relatives were
naturally as gratified - as Is was. My
niece had heart trouble and nervous
prostration, and was considered incur
able. She took your Vegetable Com
pound and i cured her in a short time,
and she became well and strong, and
her home to her great joy and her hus
band's delight was blessed with a baby.
I know of a number of others who
have been cured of different kinds of
female trouble, and am satisfied that
your Compound is the best medicine
for sick women." Mrs. Elizabeth H.
Thompson, Box 105, Lillydale, N.Y.
46000 forfeit If oriqlnal of above letter proving
genujnenese cannot be produced.
W. L. DOUGLAS
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W. L.. Douglas
shoes have by their
excellent style,
easy-fitting, and
superior wearing
qualities, achieved
the largest sale of
any shoes in the
world.
They are just as good
as those that cost yon
$4 to $5 the only
difference is the price.
Sold Everywhere.
Look for name and
price on bottom.
Doaarlas uses Corona
Coltskin, which is everywhere conceded t
be the finest Patent leather yet produced.
Fast Color Eyelets used. Shoes bymail,25cextra.
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and this notice we send yon tots of farm
seed samples and big catalogue, telling
all about Teoalnte, Speltx. Peaoat, Aarid
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P. N. U.
No. 141904.
TTTHJEN writing to dTortlsers plaaM I
I f mention mil
i this paper.
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... "Is'your wife a club woman, Mike?"
"Narry the like o' thot, sor. She uses
a'flatlron, sor." Detroit Free Press.
"Say, pa, whatf a "niultum in par
voY" "Thos" three dumplings you
have ' just; ' eaten." Chicago Record
Herald. . '
' Winkle I have been over iti En
gland visiting the nobility. Van Ant
ler What did you think of our Amer
ican girls? Ex. ;
' Worth the Sacrifice. Staylate
May I have a kiss before I go? Miss
Weary If I give you one will " you
really go? Judge. - f
Henrl--If I kissed you, would you
give it away to your-father? Marie
Of course not! - What would he want
with your kisses? Le Vie Parisienne.
Departing Boarder--I'm sorry we
coinun i get aiong, out i nope you are
willing to ! let byo161 be bygones.
Landlady Does that . include your
board bill, Mr. Slopay? .
The Smart Man: "De really smaht
man," said Uncle, Eben, "is de one dat
has sense enough to know dat he's li
able to be fooled de same as anybody
else." Washington Star.
Tom Your uncle asked after your
health several times; displayed quite
a tender solicitude; in fact Dick
Yes, his solicitude is tender, but un
fortunately, not legal tender. Ex.
"Didn't yon think I made some rath
er cutting remarks in my speech at the
club banquet last night?" "You did,
old fellow. I noticed them. You split
infinitives right along." Chicago Tri
bune. "Now this won't do, you know."
"What won't?" "This line: 'Her eyes
were like stars.' " "Why not?" "Why,
poets have been using that for ages.
Be up to date! Say 'Like radium. "
Detroit Free Press.
The Parson Dis am mos' pos'tively
de mos' 'streemly juiciest chicking I
eber put In mah mouth, Brer Jackson.
Brer Jackson Yes, sah, pahson; dat
chicking wuz raised, an' brung up on
watermillions, sah. Leslie's Weekly.
Boy My mother said there was a
pound oV sand in the last box of
prunes you sent up. Grocer Well,
you tell your mother that was the best
scrubbing sand. She is a good cus
tomer, and I threw that in. Philadel
phia Record.
. Fond Parent (to young hopeful)
Unless you keep your face and hands
clean, your teeth brushed, and look
neat, the children of nice people won't
have anything to do With you they
won't play with you. Young Hopeful
I bet if I had a goat and a wagon
they would. Judge.
'Gladys," said Chumley to his man
nish sister, "I've done so much for
you, you should write me a testimo
nial." "A testimonial?" "Yes. You
might say, 'Dear Brother Once I was
a timid, delicate girl, but since using
your collars, shirts and ties I have be
come a new woman."
Father So you took dinner at Wil
lie Stout'B house to-day. I hope when
it came to extra helpings you had
manners enough to say "No." Tommy
Oh, yes, sir, I said "No" several
times. Father You did, eh? Tomrny
Yes, sir; Mrs. Stout kept askin' me
if I had enough. Philadelphia Press.
Mother Elsie, your 'sister tells me
you took a second helping qf pudding
at Mrs. Brown's to-day. Little Elsie
So' I did, mamma. "Do you think that
was right, Elsie?" "Yes. You know
you have of teratoid me not to contra
dict any one, and Mrs. Brown said, 'I
know Elsie will have a second helping
to pudding,' and I couldn't contradict
her, could I?"
. The New Woman's Quandary.
"Yes," the new woman remarked, "I
am greatly troubled." "By what?"
"Well, 1 want to get married, just to
prove that I can, and I don't want to
get married, just to prove that I don't
have to. If 1 don't they'll say I can't:
if I do, they'll say I have no more in
dependence than any other woman."
Chicago Post
Old, Uncle Ben wanted to have his
portrait painted, but he did not care
to pay very much for it, "Surely that
is a large sum?" he said, when the ar
tist named the price. The artist pro
tested; and assured him that, as por
traits went, that was very little to
ask. Uncle Ben hesitated. "Well,"
be said, at length, "how much will" it
be if I furnish the paint?"
Bridget and Pat were reading an ar
ticle on "The Law of Compensation."
"Just fancy!" exclaimed Bridget. "Ac
cordin' to this, whin a mon loses wan
of his sinses another gits more de
veloped. For instance, a bloind mon
gits more sinse av hearin' an' touch,
an " "Shure, an' it's quite
thrue," answered Pat. "Ol've noticed
it meself. Whin a mon has wan leg
shorter than the other, begorra the
other's longer."
A country vicar gave a dance to
the farmers and tenants of his parish.
After supper he noticed a certain
farmer's wife looking rather discon
solate. On being Interrogated, she re
plied: "Well, sir, I never was so In
sulted in my life as I have been tonight-"
"Dear me," said the vicar.
"What has happened?" "Happened!"
she replied. "Why, -a young chap
cemes up to me after supper and says,
'I suppose by t;hls time your program
la quite full?' and, believe me, sir, I
had had nothing but the wing of a
chicken!" .
THE OLD FOLKS AT HOME
Are Never Without
for Catarrhal Diseases.
MR. AND MRS. J. O. ATKINSON, INDEPENDENCE, Ma
Under date of January 10, 1897, Dr,
Hartman received the following letter:
"My wife had been suffering from a
complication of diseases for the past 25
years. '
"Her case' had baffled the skill of
some of" the most noted physicians.
One of her worst troubles was chronic
constipation of several years' standing.
"She also was passing through . that
most critical period in the life of a
woman change of life. In June,.
1895, I wrote to you about her case.
You advised a course of Peruna and
Manalin, which we at once commenced,
andjhave to say it completely cured
her. Sfie firmly believes that she
would have beei dead only for these
wonderful remedies.
"About the same time. I wrote you
about my own case of catarrh, which
had been of 25 years' standing. At
times I was almost past going. I com
menced to use Peruna according to your
intructions and continued its' use for
about a year, and it has completely
cured me.
"Your remedies do all that you
claim for them, and even more. Ca
tarrh cannot exist .where Peruna' is
taken according to directions. Suc
cess to you and your remedies."
John O. Atkinson.
Never Bad One.
Teacher Johnny, what Is an ada
mant? Johnny You can't fool me. Adair
never had no aunt.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothing
Byrup the best remedy to use tot their children
durig the teething period..
Swiss watches, according to a report
just published, are beeoniing popular in
China. - Those with fantastic designs on
the face find the most ready sale.
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OLD SORES, ULCERS, ABSCESSES
The best evidence of a bad condition of the blood and unhealthy state of
the system, is an old festering sore, running nicer, or abscess. , They show
the bodily impurities are not passing out through the proper channels, but
are left in the system to clog and poison the blood, do thoroughly does
the poison permeate the system that every little scratch, cut or bruise
inflames and festers. Everything about an old sore or ulcer suggests disease.
They affect the general toeaitn, tney
require constant attention, and are a
source of anxiety and trouble all the
time and in some cases highly offen
sive. There is danger, too, of these
places becoming cancerous if not
treated promptly and in the right
way. Washes, salves and ointments
are good for external use, but they
can't stop the discharge or change
the condition of the blood, and for
this reason the sore never heals per
manently. Not until the blood is purged of
impurities and the system cleansed
of all harmful substances should the
ulcer heal, or the effect upon the sys
tem might prove disastrous. 8.8.S.
goes into the circulation and searches
out and removes the cause of the
old sore and invigorates and builds
up the polluted, sluggish blood
again, and as the poisonous matter
is driven from the system the sore
begins to heal, new flesh forms and
the place is soon covered over with ...
fresh skin and the sore is gone for all time, where the constitution 19
debilitated from the effects of chronic sores, ulcers, abscesses, carbuncles,
boils or other severe skin eruptions, S. S. S.'
the poison; the sore must heal, because nothing is feft in the system for
it to feed upon. Write US should you desire medical advice, which is given
without charge. JUS SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GAm
NOTHING SO GOOD
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WOULDN'T BE WITHOUT IT.-Cnas. Lack, Bosalia, Wasb says
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PRODUCES ECCS. As an egg producer Prussian Poultry Food
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Peruna in the - House
In a letter dated January 1 , 1900, Mr.
Atkinson says, after five years' experi
ence with Peruna :
'I will ever continue to speak a good
word for Peruna. In my rounds as a x
traveling man I am a walking adver
tisement for Peruna and have induced
many people during the past year to
use Peruna with the most satisfactory
results. I am still enred of catarrh."
John O. Atkinsen,
Box 272, a Independence, Mo.
When old age comes on, catarrhal
diseases come also. Systemic catarrh
is almost universal in old people.
This explains why Peruna has become
so indispensable to old people. Peru
na is their safe-guard. Peruna is the
'only remedy yet devised that meets
these cases exactly.
Such cases cannot be treated locally ;
nothing but an effective systemic rem
edy could cure theeji. This is exactly
what Peruna is.
If you do not receive prompt and
satisfactory results from the use of Pe
runa, write at once to Dr. Hartman,
giving a full statement of your case and
he will be pleased to give you his valu
able advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Not Crowded.
"I suppose there is plenty of room
at the top in your business."
"Hardly. I am a steeple-jack."
riTB Permanently irarea. rro fltsor nervousness
rl lU aiterflrstday'suseofDr.Kline'sareatNervn
Restorer. Send for Free S2 trial bottle and treatise.
Dr. K. H. Kline, IAd.-SS: Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa.
Before boiling milk rinse out the
saucepan with a little hot water; it will
prevent the milk sticking to the bottom
of the pan.
BE.,
TUOVL GAL7 OF THE IiEQ TO ASXXZI
5 . , A SOLID SOBE.
New Castle, Pa., July 29, 2903.
Three years ag-o a common boil ap
peared on the calf of my limb. Not yielding-
to simple home remedies, X consulted
a physician, who prescribed a poultice,
flax seed, supposedly. By eome fearful
mistake I was given corrosive subli
mate, and after having- it on for a few
minutes Z could endure the pain no
longer, ao took off the application and
found that my limb from the calf to the
ankle was in an awful condition. I im
mediately sent for another physician,
who told ma X bad been poisoned. My
limb from the calf to the ankle was one
olid inflamed sore. I was advised to
Begin 8. S. 8., and improved rapidly
under ita use, but about this time I had
an attaok of typhoid fever, and this set
tled in the original sore. This, of course,
caused a back set, but having; confidence
in the ability of 8. 8. S., I began it again
as soon as I was over the fever, and to
make a long- story short, wag completely
and permanently cured. Two years hava
lapsed, and I have never bad a return of
the trouble. 2KBS. K. A. DTJFi'T,
211 W. Washington St.
will build it up again and stimulate and
strengthen all parts of the system. S. S. S.
contains no strong minerals, but is guaran
teed entirely vegetable. It is unequaled as
a Blood Purifier and invigorating tonic!
Do not depend upon local remedies alone.
Get vour blood right, and as it forces out
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