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ITJSAfATTER OF HEALTH X6 Absolutely Pare THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE 5 Drawer Sissr PJSsshsna 7 Drsivcr GUstgQr Eu&c'ssnc A. PRIGE, t He Staid at Home. A Bristol man besoug-ht his wife, he Ineing- but three years married, for the .privilege of a night key. "Night key!" she exclaimed, in tones of amazement. "What use caji you have for a night key when the 'Woman's Emancipation League' meets Monday night, the 'Ladies' Domestic Mission' Tuesday, the 'Sisters of Jericho' Wednesday, the 'Woman's Science Cir cle' Thursday, the 'Daughters of Nine Teh Friday, and the 'Suffrage Band' en alternate Saturday nights? You ta-y a,t home and see that the baby doesn't fall out of the cradle." He stays, Tit-Bits. . Insincerity. "Our civilization demands a greater or less degree of mendacity," re marked the abstruse person. "We are constantly encountering some mpty phrase, some conventional remark which is absolutely devoid of sincer ity." , "That's right," answered- the book agent. "That's perfectly true. I am remineCed of it every time I walk up to a front step where there is a door mat with the word 'Welcome' on it." Washington Star. Gettlngr Even. f West-field I got even with that mean Oad Lawn mo to-day. Plainfield That so? How? Westfield I pretended to make up with him, and told him. to save a seat alongside of him in the train for me. Then I missed the Train. As long as he lives everybody in that car will con sider him a Liar and a-' hog. N. Y. .Weekly. Tommy' Frank Opinion. Tommy (just after the maternal scolding and a paternal spanking) Pa! oh, pa ! l'a Well, what do you want, Tommy? Tommy 'F I'd been ma I wouldn' a-married you; an' 'f I'd a bin you I wouldn' a-ouarried ma. Indianapolis Journal. Cheerful Idiot. "I have n cliar.ee to get an auto mobile cheap," t-a.u the elderly board er, "but I'm afraiu it might be too frisky. I would tike to own one of them if I could be assured that it would not be erratic." "In other words, you want a not too mobile automobile," said the cheerful idiot. Indianapolis Press. MBS. CECELIA STOWE, Orator, Entre Koi3 Club. 17(5 Warrnji Avenue, Ciiicauo. !i.t... Oct. 22, 1902. For liOAJ-iy tour years I suilered from ovarian troubles. The doc tor insisted on :m operation as the only way io p-t well. 1, however, stronglv objected to an operation. Sly husband felt disheartened as -.veli ao 1, for Ljme with, a sick woman is a tti-..onsolate place at best, A friendly drugcist pdvised him to pet a bottle of Wine of Cardui for me to try, and he did so. 1 began toimproveinafewdavs and my recovery was very rapid. With in eighteen weeks I was another being. Mrs. Ptovre's letter shows every woman how a home is saddened by female weaknes and how completely W ine of Cardui cures that sick- j iietw again. io not go on suner- M iui. uu iu rair urusjgisc Tonav t. 1 . Al r . , .."I c li'. ' una wcure u C-i-VJ OOKiS OI ine of Cardui. I v u 1111 CAFTT TOUCH the man who wears SAWYER'S EXCELSIOR BRAND Slickers SAWVEK'S Excelsior Itrand Oiled Clotblmr. ' not crai-k. ueel or net stii-lry. Look for trd ijMfk. If not at dealer send for catalogue. -- . Surer &Sn, Sal Bfia. Cut fcrW, Iw. As Others See Us. Tbe Dallas Observer, in speak ing of the Dallas-Corvallis, , bas ket ball, game ends with the following: The only cause of regret among; the Dallas people who visited the game is the rough and ungentlemanly treatment to which thev were subjected the train was leaving Corvalli. Not content with 's'ealing the signal lanterns on the train, cut ting the bellcord and piling cord wood under the car wheels, a band of hoodlums lined uo along the track, and as the train began to move, threw mud upon the passengers by the handful. Several persons standing on the platforms were struck by rocks, and many suits and overcoats were ruined by tbe volley of mud j that was thrown. At every street crossing trom the depot to the north end of towu this disgrace ful performace was repeated, and when the train reached the sub urbs many of the passengers who had been unable to crowd into the coaches were plastered with mud irom head to foot. The ex cursionists were so surprised and astonished at such a display of ruffianism in a town where they had gone as friendly' visitors that they could scarely realize what had happened. This surprise gave way to in dignation when it was recalled by many passengers that amon the rowdies making the cowardly assault were a large number of young men wearing the caps and uniform of the college. No blame is attached to the good people of Corvallis. to the college team, or to the college faculty for the dis graceful conduct of this bind of young to ighs, and the Observer has but one word of suggestion to managers ot the school. Pok county pays annually something over $7Jo in taxes for the support i ot the Agricultural College, jLTid we would advise that a pirt or j all this money be spent in train ing a number of the students to be gentlemen. Si c l a course of study isbacl ly need in the O. A. C. curricu lum, and the people of Polk county, especially those whose Clothing was ruined by mild and whose arms and bodies were I . . t bruised by flying Stones and mis- j siles, will Cheerfully pay their t part of the expense." The editor of the Observer was j among the visitors and 'received J a bad blow on the arm with a rock. He is fully justified in giving vent to his indignation and we regret that the visitors did not resent tbe insult by giv ing tit for tat. . . . ,.. A Missouri country editor re- . fused lo publish obituary notices j Ot people who while living failed : to subscribe to his paper mves r'"F" fo this pointed reasoa : "People who do rot take their home paper aie ' dead anyway, and their mere ! passing away is of no news value. ! "X Realized Ilia Ona Madness. "Now you are tired of me and abuse1 me," sobbed the young wife whose; husband refused to hire another maid' to take care of her pet dogs. "Yet," she continued, "not two years ago you were just crazy to marry me." "Yes," answered the complacent' man-brute, "my friends told me so at the time, but I didn't realize it un-' til after we were married." Kansas City Star. Tales of Woe. Xewitt That's Borroughs. quite an adept in the art of He's con- structing short stories. Aseum He doesn't look like I literary man. Xewitt He isn't. You misunder stood me. He can tell you he's broke in more different ways than any other man I ever met. Philadelphia Press. His Bright Prospect!. Dey talks erbout Je money. But I doesn't want It, Honey, Fer soon I will be comin' ter fle scratch; Fer de moonlight will be shlnin Whar I'm pinin' des a-plnin' Fer de melon in de middle er de patch. Atlanta Constitution. mmwrn A A Jt Scema Mo OeeaatoMlly. ."Do you aw believe in the aw theory of eTolntion, Mists -.Williamson -pbhat we all aw springr from apes, don't. you know?"- -''-. The beautiful girl hesitated. J ' , "I never used to," she repliediflnally. "Perhaps I aw could conrince you,". h suggested. . " - "You have already," she answered. "Since I have known you -I -have de cided either that all human" beings descended from apes and that some few j haven't descended very tar or eise mat we are drifting back toward thjat prime val condition and that some -few are much in advance'of the rest of us." . "Aw so pleased, lon't you know, that my influence should be so aw strong." Chicago Post. ' ; Unaympathetic. " He complained of a terrible, ghastly pain In his stately dome of thought. . And he knew that her sympathy he would gain, - '--- v If she loved him as she ought. But, alas, Jor the throbbing in his head, Its horrors were not alloyed, -When that unsympathetic maiden said: " 'Tis nought but an aching void." ; Harlem Life. - The Boy Mister, did you trim away dis butt? . The Man Yea; why? The Boy I likes it so well I'd like- to' know where you buys em I N. x. World. , . Relief. "The reedblrd season's done," exclaimed The sparrow in the tree, ' f "And gunners now, I hope, will cease Their making game of me." ' Philadelphia Press. The Rival's Opinion. "You say that everyone, even the most abandoned villain, has some good in him somewhere, do you? Well, I know a fellow who's an unmitigated scoundrel, without a single redeeming trait." "Hello! I didn't know you had any rival for Miss Darlington's favor." Harper's Bazar. Sporty. , Walker The bride was quite a popu lar girl, wasn't she? Watkinson Yes, indeed. The Even ing Scarifier sent its sporting man to report it. He printed a list of reject ed' lovers half a column long under the heading "Among Those Who Also Ran." N. Y. World. An Argument. Mamma Didn't I tell you, Willie, that you were not to go out in a canoe? Willie But, mamma, the man told me that was one of the best ways in the world for me to learn how to swim. Brooklyn Life. After tlie Ceremony. Country Bridegroom How much do 7e Vraon, for marrying folks? faTl -W allWS me one dollar and a half, Country Bridegroom So? Then here's 50 cents; that'll jest make two dollars. Judge. Fiendish. She These Chinese seem to be per fect fiends! Why, they torture a man to death by keeping him awake. How do they do it? He Tie old way; they give him the baby to mind at nights. Brooklyn Life. EtIU of Drink. Mrs. Dodds So your husband is at home with a headache. What is the matter? Mrs. Podds (a confiding woman) To much icewater. He drank three gltf this morning before breakfast. N. Y. w eexiy. Necessity Knows ITo Law, "How did- Mrs. Winkleton come to give such a large party?" "It was a matter of obligation on her part to invite all tlie people that she wanted to get even with." Brooklyn Life. Wot Headquarters. "What did her father say?" "He said he couldn't understand why I came to him all his property was in hia wife's name." Cleveland Plain Dealer. " Saw Him Plrst. "Did you see Jones ? He was looking or you-' Yes; I sew him, but I managed things so he didn't see me." Chicago Record. Hooked. Dorothy Mr. Spooner always saya he feels like a fish out of water when he's with me. Kitty Tnen you've hooked " him, have ff- Y. World JL Simple Kxplanattoa. "Why in thunder is he firing off pis tols like that?? "Oh! I suppose both he and tie pis tol ar loaded." Puck. KatMat It la. Miss Pasasay I dread to think of my fortieth Wrm amy. Mlaa Mm vfhy? Did something unpleasaa kanpan then? TCi-Bita. A POLITE REQUEST. ' Notice. o the Voters of Benton Connty: , Acceding to the wishes of a lare num ber of patrons and friends of our pub lic schools, I submit my name to the voters of Bentoa connty for the office of county school superintendent. ' , Very respectfully, ; ' - S. I. Pratt. Philomath, Or., March 7, 1904. Chief of Police. I hereby announce myself a can didate for the office of Chief of Po lice, at the coming election to be held May 16, 1904, and if elected will endea vor to see that the laws are enforced to the best of my ability. .... :, . Lee Henxle. Wsll, Wind Mill and Pump Work I am now prepared to do all kinds of well, wind mill and pump work. See me before you have your work done. Send orders to Simpson's Hardware Store. A. N. HARLAN." Cheap Sunday Rates Between ; Portland and Willamette Valley Points Love round trip rates have been placed in effect between Portland and Willarn etre Valley points, in either direction, Tickets will be sold SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS, and limited to return on or before the following Monday. Rate to ok From Corvalus, $3.00. ' Call on Southern Pacific Co's Agents for particulars. HOMES SOLD on EASY TERMS Having lota in various parts of Cor vallis I will build houses of any plan or price to uit purchaser, providing buyer is able to make one payment, the balance to be paid in installments the same as rent. For further particulars inquire CHARLES MCHENRY. WARREN B. HARTLEY, Member Oregon Mining Stock Ex change. Chamber of Commerce Bnildinjr, Portland, Oregon. - 5,350 Shares of leRoy at 6c9 2,000 Shanes of Oregon Se - canities atSOom i'his, C-inpauy has in an electric power plant and mill and thpe Companies will soon pay dividends. Write me if you want a safe investment- ALL KiHOS OF Sawing Mstthine Extras, AT THE Singer Sswing Machine . . Agency . . On Second at, opposite Farmers Hotel, G. A. Prica, Agent. . mm, HARDWARE TINWARE STOVES ' PAINTS OILS A full line of Wkv dow Glass.CCA) v Harness, Wagons, Buggies and Farm Machinery.. PHILOMATH ' OREGON. Notice to Creditors. ; NTr.ti'pn is hprohv eiven to all person? con cerned that the undersigned has been duly ap pointed executor Ot tne laat Wiu aau ussmuicm of William Wyatt. deceased, by the County Court ot Benton county, state of Oregon. All nersons having claims against tbe estate of said William Wyatt, deceased, .ire hereby required to present the same, with the proper vouchers, 7riiirl as hv law reauired. within six . mouths from the date hereof to the under- !,i.,thk T-t.sifW.pe near Philomath, Ore gon, or at the office of "E. R. Brysou in Cor vallis, Oregon. Dated this loth day of March, 1904. y A. o. W 1LL1AM8, Executor of the last will and testament of William Wyatt, Deceased. PIONEER GUN STORE.. Fine line of new guns, sporting goods, fishing tackle, fine cutlery, etc. Stock of G. Hodes at big bargains. H. E. HOOES, Corvallis. Red Cedar Star Shingles at tbe saw mill at $1.60 per M. E. W. Strong. Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic has stood the test 25 years. Average Annual Sales over One and a Half Minion bottles. Does this record of merit appeal to you? No Cure, No Vw 50c Enclosed with every botfle is a Ten Cent, package of Grove's Black Root. Liver Puis. - We make our Spring Announcement with feelings of gratitude to our friends for their very liberal patronage extend ed to us during the past year. We open the spring season "with the choicest stock of HIGH GRADE MERCHAN DISE we have ever offered to the peo ple of CorvaMis and vicinity. We extend to our numerous patrons a hearty and warm welcome to our store. We are now ready for inspect!on--come in and look. Our goods and prices will talk for themselves when you get ac quainted with them. If you have money to spend this spring, we will make a stiff bid to get it, if you can be influenced by STYLE QUALITY, WORKMANSHIP, PRICE and QUANTITY! Notice to Creditors. In the County Court of the State of Oregon for Benton county In the Matter of the Last Will and Testament of 5- Guatav Hodes, Deceased. j .Notice is hereby given that the undersigned has been appointed by the county court of Benton county, Oregon, the executor of the last will and testament of Gustave Uodes, deceased, and all creditors of the said Gustav Hodes must present their claims, with the proper vouchers, to her at her home in Corvallis, Oregon, within six months from this date. Dated at Corvallis, Oregon, January 7, 1904 . MINNIE L. DENMAN, Executrix of the Estate of Gustav Hodes, deceased. Registration of Land. Title. In the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon for Benton County. l.i the matter of the application of John B. McLen nan to register the title to lots No. 4. 9, 10 and north half of lotj3, in Block No. 18, in Corvallis, (formerly Marysville) Benton County, Oregon. To Ellen Elizabeth Weiss, William Weiss, Emma Amelia Hawley, W. A . Wells, Mary J. Wells,' Clara M Harding, Gustav Harding, Claud T. Kice, Alice Eice, Edward Thaver, Henry Powell jind Benton County, Oregon, and to all whom it may concern, defendants. TAKE NOTICE: That on the 12th day of February, A. D., 1904, an application was tiled by the said John B. McLennan .n the Circuit Court of Benton County, Oregon, for initial registration of the title to the land above de scribed. Now unless you appear on or befofe the 29th day of March, A. D. , 1904, and show cause why such ap plication should not be granted, the same will be ahen as confessed, and a decree will be entered ac cording to the prayer of the application ancHyou will be forever barred from disputing the same. VICTOR P. MOSES, Clerk of said Circuit Court. Notice for Publication. Land Office at Oregon City, Oregon February, 20, 1904. Notice la hereby given that the following-named settler has tiled notice of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim, and that said proof will he made neiore ina uounxv i:iRrsr nt Benton County. Or.,at Corvallis, Or. on April 9, 1904, viz: John C. Olson; H. E. No. 12,136, for the S. W. J of Sec. 32. 1. 10 S.. B. 5 W He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and, cultivation of said land, viz. : Thoma3 C, UaKer and Edward U. liaker, of Albany, Oregon, John S. Miller and Frank L. Miller, of Kings Valley, Or. ALGERNON S. DRESSER, Register. Summons. In the Circuit Court of tbe State of Oregon for Benton County. . John B. McLennan, Plaintiff, vs. Ellen Elizabeth Weiss, William Weiss, Emma Amelia Hawley, W. A. Wells, Mary J. Wells, Clara M. Harding, Gustav Harding, Claud T. Rice, Alice Rice, Edward Taayer, Henry Powell, and Benton County, Oregon, and all whom it may concern, Defendants. In the Matter of the Application of John B. Mc Lennan to register the title of Lots No. four, nine, ten, and the North' half of Lot No. three in Block No. Eighteen in the City of Corvallis (formerly Marysville) in Benton county, State of Oregon To Ellen Elizabeth Weiss, William Weiss, Emma Amelia Hawley, W. A. Wells, Mary J. Wells, Clara M. Harding, Gustav Harding, Claud T. Kice, Alice Rice, .dward Thayer, Henry Powell, and Benton County. Oregon, and all whom- it may concern, defendants: In the name of the State of Oregon, you and each of you are hereby summoned and required to appear and answer the complaint and application of plain tiff m the above entitled matter and Court, hied with the Clerk of said Court on the 12th day of February, 1904, on or before, the 29th day of March, 1904, said day being the last day of the time pre scribed in the order for publication of this summons made by the Countv Juuge of Benton County, Ore gon (which said order is hereinafter referred to), to wit on or before six weeks frem the day of first pub lication hereof. And you are hereby notified that if you fail so to appear and answer said compliiut and application as herein required for want thereof the plaintiff will apply to the above entitled Court for the relief demanded in said complaint and applica tion, namely for a decree declaring, determining and adjudging that the defendants and each of them have no estate, rignt, true or interest in sum aiois 4', 9, 10 and north half of Lot No. 3 in Block 18, in City of Corvallis (formerly Marysville) in Banton county, Oregon, at law or in equity, in possession, expectancy, reversion or remainder aud that you and each of you be forever enjoined and debarred from asserting any claim whatsoever in or to said real property adverse to the plaimiff and applicant; that the Court by such decree find and declare the title or interest of the applicant in said real prop erty and decree the same as in the application stated and order the register of titles to register the same and for general relief. This summons is published in the Corvallis Ga zbttb once a week for six successive and con secutive weeks, beginning with the issue of Feb ruary 16th, 1904 in pursuance of an order made by the Hon. Virgil & Wattere, County Judge of Ben ton County, Oregon, dated February 16th, 1904. , YATES & YATE!. Attorneys for Plaintiff. Notice. TT. S. Land Office, Oregon City, February 5, 1904. Notice is hereby given that the ap proved plat of township 10 south, range 9 west, (fractional) has been received from the Snrveyor General of Oregon! and on Aprill 13, 1934, at 9 o'clock a. m. of said date, said plat will Ibe filed in this office, and tlie land embraced will be subject to entry on and after said date. Algernon S. Dresser, Register. Geo. W. Bibeb, Receiver. Summons. In the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon for Eenton County. Delila Read, Plaintiff, vs. Thomas G. Read, Defendant J To Thomas G. Read the defendant above named: Inthenan eof the State of Oregon you are sum moned and required to appear, in the above entitl ed court at the court room thereof, in the City of Cor vallis, Benton Connty, State ot Oregon, on or be fore Monday the 28th day of March 1904, it being the first day of the next regular term of said court, to answer to plaintiff's coniplaint now on file in this suit in said court, and if i ou fail so to appear and answer for want thereof, the plaintiff will apply to said court for the relief prayed for in the said com plaint to-wit, for a decree annulling the marriage contract now existing between said plaiiuiif and de fendant and for the cost and disbursements in said suit. This summons is published by order of Hon Virgil E. Watters, Judge of the county court of the state of Oregon, for Benton County made on the 11th day of February and to be published for six consecutive weeks and in seven issues of the Corvallis Gazette, and the first date of the publication thereof to be February 12, 1904. YATES & YATES. Attorneys for Plaintiff. Notice for Publication. United States Land Office, Oregon City, Or., January 25, 1904. Notice is hereby given that in compliance with the provisions of the act of .Congress of June 3, 1878, en titled "An act for the sale of timber lands in the States of California, Oregon, Nevada, and Washing ton Territory" as extended to all the' Public Land States, by act of August 4, 1892, Philip H. Johnson of Monmouth, county of Polk, State of Oregon, has this day tiled in this office his sworn statement No. 6122, for the purchase of the E. i of S. E. i ofSec tiou No. 18 in Township No. 13 South Range No. 6 West, will offer proof to show that the land sought is more valuable for its timber or stone than for agricultural purposes, and to establish bis claim to said land before Victor P. Moses, Clerk of Benton County, Oregon, at Corvallis, Oregon, on Friday, the 8th day of April, 1904. He names as witnesses: Charles Newman of Inavale, Oregon, Hiram Newman, Fred Hubler and Frank Fisher of Monmouth, Oregon. Any and all persons claiming adversely the above described lands are requested to file their claims in this office on or before said 8th day of April, 1904 ALGERNON S. DRESSER. Register. E. E. WHITE REAL ESTATE vCO How is money made? If you have $1000 and lock It up in a fire proof safe and leave it there for 10 years, when you dpeu it what will you find? You may find $1000, certainly no more. If you wish money to increase you must invest it in something growing in valua tion and there is no safer or surer invest ment than good real estate, where if you invest $1000 it will make you another s $1000, or in proportion as you invest. We make it our business To find investments and as a consequeuoe if there are snaps to be had we find them, and if you keep watch of our list you can get them, as we do business for a very small per cent. Therefore, if a bargain is placed in our hands it is a bargain when it leaves our bauds. We invite you to look over our list, which will be furnished ypu on application. We have both farm and city property for sale. WHITE & STONE, Corvallis, Oregon. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All drug gists refund the money if it fails to cure E W. Grove's signature is on each box.