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ming Humors Coma to most people and causa many troubles, pimples, boU and other eruptions, besides loss of appetite, that tired feeling, fits of -biliousness, indigestion and headache. ' The sooner one gets rid of them the better, and the way to get rid of them and to build up the system that has offered from them is to take Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Forming in combination the Spring Medicine par excellence, of unequalled strength in purifying the blood as shown by unequalled, radical and per manent cures of Scrofula Salt Rheum Scald Head? Bolls, Pimples All Kinds of Humor Psoriasis Blood Poisoning Rheumatism Catarrh Dyspepsia, Eto Accept no substitute, but be sure to get Hood's, and get it today. 4 Poor fa Spelling. Charles Stockier and a friend were driving along a country road on the Canadian snore of Lake Ontario when this sign, nailed to a gatepost, attract ed their attention: LAM. i i: SHEAP. "Now, what does that fellow mean?' mused Mr. Steckler. "Is his name Lamb, and has he got sheep for sale, or is his name Sheap, and has be got lamb for sale?" Hailing a native, Mr. Steckler re peated the question. The native grinned and drawled: '"TIs a leetle bit complex, come to look at It, ain't it? Farmer Towle there ain't much on spelling, but he's pow erful strong at trading. What he's try ing to let people know by that sign Is that he has lamb for sale and that he'll eell it cheap." This la Miraculous. Manhattan, Kansas. March 14. One of the strangest cases that has ever been heard of in Kiley county is that of the three year old daughter of Mr. Jonas Brubaker of this place. Sometime ago the little girl took whooping cough, which was followed by pneumonia When the pneumonia left her, she was taken down with ma laria fever with at times symptoms of Spinal Meningitis. The family doctor brought her safely through these troubles, but after the fever Bright 's Disease set in, and the doctors gave her up. Her father tells the rest of the story: "We began to give her Dodd's Kid ney Fills and after, she had taken about three and a half boxes, she was entire ly cured. Now she iB well as any child, rum ing and playing as if nothing had ever leen the matter. The -doctors said she was beyond the reach of medi cine. Dodd's Kidney Pills certainly saved our little girl's life, when she was so far into the chronic stage of Bright s Disease that we thought noth ing could save her." About the Sise of It. Ideals die too fast, 'tis said; But why should people mourn 2 For every one that shuffles off At least two more are born. L SEEDPOTATOESiV Sk ennnAn nucuri ell (a mn eai r iubabJ tartest sad potato frcturt im lit kmMt juegani atocK. Tremendous yields. From 400 to 1000 bushels per acrs, FOR tO CENTS and this Botlot we send 70a Iota of form seed samples and biff catalogue, telling t .i3r ope, roaoac, Aeria uu uioy,aawvai w neat, xiromus VMIS WJfc im lUTMlHlliqaj, VV. L. DOUGLAS 3. &3 SHOES IK W. I. Douglas shoes have by their excellent style, easy-fitting, and superior wearing qualities, achieved the largest sale of any shoes in the world. They are just as good as those that cost you S4. to S5 the only difference is the price. Sold Eotryiuhtre. Look for name and price on bottom. Dona-las uses Corona Coltskin, which Is everywhere conceded to be the finest Patent Leather yet produced. Fast Color Eyclott used. Shoes by Basil. 25r.extra. Write for Catalog. WJDouxlss, Brocktea, Mass. VWAMCOHFOi There ia no satisfaction keener th&nbeino; dry and comfortable when out in the hardest storm. YOU ARE SUM Of WLb IMOU WEAK' I'WATEBPROOptfj ULED CLOTHIN MADE IN MACK OR YELLOW 1 BACKED VC OUR Gl TntsB r v SkSN e. Yfsj Mat. a - lOMtXANAOlAM Ca.miTEMOmro.CAN, If he wil not suast you : Ifor free catalogue of grwento end hats. CUES f HUt All USE MILS, t Conch ama. Tastes Good. Usa IB tuna, bom py arorguisv fcf 3 IN BALTIMORE. For hundreds of years Chinese coast ing junks, beating along the Yellow Sea in the coastwise trade, had run Into the land locked harbor of Lu Shun Kow, down at the extreme south ern end of the Liaotung peninsula. All along the shore great gray cliffs ran up straight from the sea to a height which varied from 300 to 1,500 feet. If you came close enough In you could matte out a slit in the mountains which gave entrance to a body of wa ter within. This -slit was not more than 200 or 300 yards wide. Once you got through the passageway there was a wide stretch on every side. At high tide the water was deep enough for the anchorage of a big ship, but r . .'- v HARBOR AT PORT ARTHUR AND PART OF CITY. irhen the tide went out hundreds of teres of mud flats were exposed to iew. In the valleys between the cliffs were built some fifty or sixty miser able mud huts, and in them lived 300 or 400 Chinese coolies. That was the situation up to 1860 in what is now Port Arthur. In that year three or four ships of the British navy came that way on a surveying expedition. One of these ships was the gunboat Algerine, com manded by Lieut. William Arthur. Lieut. Arthur daringly ran his vessel in between the cliffs which guard the harbor, which was thereupon named Port Arthur in honor of his exploit. But beyond the name, Port Arthur gained no new fame for another 20 years. In 1881 it was .still merely a convenient harbor into which coasting junks could run for safety when great storms swept the seas outside. On Jthe cliffs and in the valleys thereabouts there still lived only a few hundred wretched Chinese coolies. Then the great Celestial empire be gan to wake up. - Foreign engineers were sent along the coast to pick out a safe harbor which might be fortified and made the chief station for the new and modern navy of China. They set tled on Port Arthur, and it was plan ned to transform the place into an im mensely strong and completely fitted naval station. Plans were drawn for great dockyards, workshops, dry docks, refitting basins and foundries, while above them on the commanding cliffs strong fortresses were to be erected. The contracts for all this work were let to French contractors, so that it was France which first among the na tions had to do with this Gibraltar of the far East. French contractors, with the aid of swarms of Chinese coolies, working like slaves for 15 cents or 20 cents a day, worked for years on the works in and about Port Arthur. Not until 1S91 was the place turned over to China, ready for occupancy as a great naval station. By that time Port Arthur its name sake already forgotten had become a fairly well built town, containing more than 1,000 houses .and shops, outside of the government works. It then had a commercial population of 6,000, to say nothing of the Chinese garrison of 7,000 or more soldiers. The forts were mounted with modern guns, and Chi nese gunners were trained by German and other foreign experts In the use of the artillery. In 1894, during the month of Novem ber, the victorious Japanese army marched doWn one of the two narrow passes which lead through the sur rounding mountains to the city of Port Arthur, captured the city, and put to the sword many of the inhabitants, non-combatants as well as the mem bers of the garrison. It was a bloody day, though the Japanese officers stopped the slaughter as quickly as was possible. For a time then Port Arthur was apparently in the permanent possession of the Japanese, until the pressure of the allied powers forced her to give it back to the Chinese in January, 1896. Before they marched out the Japanese destroyed a large part of- the Chinese fortifications. In 1898 Port Arthur was "leased" to Russia, which immediately began to fortify it, with the intention of mak ing it the strongest port in the East ern seas. Its importance to Russia is great. Vladivostok, the other great Russian port on the Japan Sea is ice bound a large part of the year. The possession of Port Arthur gives the navy of the Czar a port which is never frozen. Moreover, it is a port which commands the approach to Pekin, the Chinese capital. Never since the Rus sian occupancy has there - been any cessation of activity in and about Port Arthur. One important result of the Russian occupancy of Port Arthur has been a tremendous increase in. the Imports from the United States. During sev eral weeks in 1902 American goods to the value of more than $2,000,000 week ly were landed at Port Arthur and the yearly commerce of the United States with that and the adjacent ports has been estimated at nearly $100,000,000. But the Russian plan has been from the first to make Port Arthur a purely military and naval center. With that plan in view the Russians several years ago began the construction of the won derful city of. Dalny, 30 miles north and 10 miles east of Port Arthur, which they hope to make the commer cial capital of the far East. The plan contemplates that all commercial ships shall be barred out of Port Arthur and sent to Dalny and that the former fortress shall be barred to civilians, where, indeed, they are now allowed only on sufferance, property being held on merely temporary leases. Dalny or rather the site of the present city Was located on an open roadstead, -where the navies of all na tions might ride. In order to make there a safe harbor,' an immense break water, costing millions, was built and is now completed, projecting into the sea for a great distance and inclosing a splendid anchorage. At Dalny, also, great administration buildings were erected and even that rare thing in the far East a first-oiass and com fortable hotel. Eventually, as planned, Dalny is to be the final terminus of the great Si berian railroad by means of which Russia has tied together her widely scattered empire. Disappointed. Gritty George Dat young lady must have been reading the comic papers. Dusty Dennis Why so? Gritty George She expected a tramD to be funny. Any wise little fish begins business on a small scale. . He So your husband has given up smoking? It requires a, pretty strong will, to accomplish that! She Well, I'd have yon understand that I have a strong will! New-Yorker. : "How ' long ' shall I boil the eggs, ma'am?" asked the cook. , "I don't ex actly know," replied the young house wife, "but cook them until they are real tender."--Chicago Post "Maud said something clever about that rich Chicago uncle of hers." "What was it?" "She said he was born with a silver pie-knife in his mouth." Cleveland Plain Dealer. How it felt: Maggie I say,' Chim- mie, when yer look inter dat restau rant winder don't it make yer mouf water? Jimmle Water? Hully gee! it makes me mouf feel like a ship- buildin' trust Ex. Nodd Awfully sorry to hear your house burned down. Did you save anything? Todd Oh, yes. After some very lively work we succeeded in get ting out all the things we didn't want Town and Country. Easy error: " La Montt Made a ter rible blunder to-day. Saw a man In a rubber suit and cap, and asked him if he was a sewer-cleaner. La Moyne Who was "he? La Montt Millionaire chauffeur. Chicago News. "Well, Snowball," said the patron to the dusky waiter, "how did you ever come by a name like that " "Well, sah, I was born in Chicago. Reckon yer never, seed a Chicago snowball, Bah!" Yonkers Statesman. "I hear you're dissatisfied with your doctor's bill." "Yes, I don't think he's entitled to two hundred and fifty dol lars for that operation." "Why not?" "Because if he was he'd claim more." Philadelphia Puuiic Ledger. A way she has:. Morton Is Mrs. Styles much of a. talker? Norton Much of a talker I should say so! It is impossible for her to play solii talre intelligently she has so much to say to herself, you know." Boston Transcript - A question: She Charles, dear. how many teeth does a baby have? He I don't know." But I think that after the way I've walked the floor for the last six months, ours ought to have at least a hundred and fifty by this time. Detroit Free Press. Howes Don't like this cold weath er, eh? Why, only last summer you were complaining of the heat Barnes Not of the heat itself, but rather be cause of its untimelinesa. It would be all right if reserved for such weather as this. -Boston Transcript Mr. Trucker I think I shall give up my business, my dear. I might as well have some good out of my money. Mrs. Trucker Oh, not -yet Samuel. But when one of us dies, I shall give up housekeeping and see a little of the world.; Town and Country. Wife There was a mam around to day selling big brass burglar alarm bells to put on the front of the house, so I ordered one. Husband What! You know we haven't anything worth stealing. Wife I know, but it will make the neighbors think we have. Philadelphia Ledger. Editor In Chief "(to office boy) Ben- i nie, where's the theater tickets I sent you after? Bennie I forgot 'em. City Editor Bennie, Where's that paste I sent you for? Bennie I forgot it Sporting .Editor tfenme, what was Jack Glasscock's battin' average in 1888? Bennie (promptly) Three nun dred and eighty-six. Cleveland Lead er. . Turpin1 Come with me to the zoo. Jenks No, thank you. I'll stay at home. My oldest daughter does the kangaroo walk, my second daughter talks like a parrot my son laughs like a hyena, my wife watches me like a hawk, my cook is as cross as a bear. and my mother-in-law says I'm an old gorilla. When I go anywhere I want a change. Tit-Bits. Icy. -"Didn't you git no money from dat woman yer held up?" asked the first footpad. "Naw," replied the ot er, shivering slightly; ."she wuz from Boston." "Well, Boston people has money." "Mebbe dey has, but when I sez to her, 'Money or yer life, lady,' she sez, 'How dare ye speak ter me widout de formality of a interductlon? sez she, an' leaves me froze stiff." Philadelphia Press. "I thought" said the Irate strap hanger, "you claimed when trying to get the franchise that you proposed to build the road for the benefit of the public?" "My dear sir." replied the di rector of the soulless corporation, who occasionally condescended to patronize his own cars, "the road was built for the benefit of the public, but It is run for the benefit of the officials." Chica go Daily News. . "There was once a minister in Hart ford," says Mark Twain, "who had a lot of boys in his Sunday school who were in the habit of staying away on the Sunday when the big steamer City of Hartford docked In the morning. "One Sunday the minister, came down to Sunday school and found all the boys there. He was profoundly affected. "'Boys,' he said, "you cannot imag ine how much this exhibition of loyal ty on your part to the Sunday school affects me. When I came by the docks this morning and saw the City of Hart ford there ' "Gee whiz 7 shouted the boys in chorus, Is she in?" and they left in a body." Philadelphia Post : j ' ; Remarkable Bridgets, !?' - Perhaps the most remarkable bridges in the world are the kettle bridges in Russia and Siberia, of which Cossack soldiers are expert builders. They are built up on the soldiers lances and cooking kettles. Seven or eight lances are placed under the handles of a num ber of kettles and fastened by means of ropes to form a raft Each of these rafts will bear the weight of half a ton... .. ,...,v . . Teoslnt and Billion Dollar Orass. The two greatest fodder plants on earth, one good for M tons hay and the other 80 tons green rodder per acre. 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Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverlshness. It cures- Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Haye Always Bought Bears the In Use For THC CCHTSUII COMPANY. TT Another " It" If grown-up folks, like children, Were forgetful and forgiving, This earth '.would be a paradise And life would be worth living. 9 w T&HEUMATIS AN INDESCRIBABLE TORTURE Because Rheumatism sometimes comes ou suddenly it doesn't prove that it is a chance disease or one due to accidental causes. It takes time for it to develop, and is at work in the system long- before any symptoms are felt. The blood is the first point of attack, and the poisonous acids that cause the aches and pains are then distrib uted through the circulation to different parts of the system, and settle in joints, muscles and 'nerves ; and when the system is in this condition it needs only some exciting cause like exposure to night air, damp, chilly weather, or the cold, bleak winds of winter, to arouse the slumbering; poisons and bring on Rheumatism. The severity of the attack depends upon the amount of acid in the blood and the i a - :j J xt, ' uanuiy 01 acriu manu m joints and muscles. Some peo ple are almost helpless xrom tne first, while others have occa sional spells or are uncomforta--ble, restless, nervous and half sick all the time from, the nagging aches and pains. Rheu matism is a disagreeable com panion even in its mildest form. It grows worse as we grow older, and frequently stiffens the joints, draws the muscles but of shape and breaks down the nervous system. A disease that origin ates in the blood, as Rheumatism does, cannot be cured with ex ternal remedies like liniments and plasters ; such things scatter the pains or drive them to some other part of the body, but do not touch the disease or improve the condition of the blood. The thin acid blood must be restored to its normal up the general health at the same time. ' Write for our special book on Rheumatism, and should you desire any special information or advice, our physicians will furnish it without charge,. WE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GAm Avers If your blood is thin and im pure, you are miserable all the time. It is pure, rich blood that invigorates, strengthens, refreshes. You certainly know the medicine that brings good health to the home, the' only medicine tested and tried for 60 years. A doctor's medicine. " "I owe my lire, without doabt, to Ayer's Sarsaparilla. It is the most wonderful medi cine in the world for nervousness. 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GRIFFITH KELLY. 408 Bloomfleld Ave. Sarsaparilla M purity and strength, so that all poi sonous substances may be carried out of the system, and no medicine accom plishes this in so short a time as S. S. S., which not only neutralizes the acids and counteracts the poisons, but builds