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Hood's Sarsaparilla Has won success far beyond the effect of advertising only. The secret of its wonderful popular ity is explained by its unapproachable; Merit. Based upon a prescription which cored people considered incurable, - Hood's Sarsaparilla Unites the best-known vegetable rem edies, by such a combination, propor tion and process as to hare curative power peculiar to itself. Its cures of scrofula, eczema, psori asis, and every kind of humor,' as well as catarrh and rheumatism prove Hood's Sarsaparilla the "best blood purifier ever produced. Its cures of dyspepsia, loss of appe tite aud that tired feeling make it the greatest stomach tonic and strength restorer the world has ever known. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is a thoroughly good medicine. Begin to take it TODAY. Get HQOD'S. Success may sometimes come unex pectedly, but work alone can hold it. F. W. Murray. Mothers will flnfl Mrs. Wlnslow'B Sootblnj gyrup the best remedy to tua for their children the teething- tie won. The Public Health and Marine Hos pital service costs ?1,000,000 a year. Stat, of Ohio, cm ormno, Lucas County. i m8' Frank J. Chkney makes oath that be Is the senior parter ot the Arm of J. Cheney & Co., doing buiiness in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum ot ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Curb. FRANK J. CHENEY bworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this Sth day of December, A. D. 1886. 1 "StAl A" w GLEASON, ' v Hotary Public Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of toe system. Send for testimonials, free. , F- J- CHENEY fc CO., Toledo, a ouiu ot aruKKists, vac. Ball'i I'm Family Pills are the best. Merely a Hint. The man who thinks he knows it all May find ont by and by. That the man who doesn't know so much Eats far less humble pie. Miss Alice Bailey, of Atlanta, Oa., escaped the sur geon's knife, by using Lydia EL Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. " Dea.b Mrs. P1NKHA.M : I wish to express my gratitude for the restored health and happiness Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound has brought into my life. " I had suffered for three years with terrible pains at the time of menstrua tion, and did not know what the trouble was until the doctor pronounced it in flammation of the ovaries, and proposed an operation. " I felt so weak and sick that I felt sure that I could not survive the ordeal, and so I told him that I would not un dergo it. The following week I read an advertisement in the paper of your Vegetable Compound in such an emer gency, and so I decided to try it. Great was my joy to find that I actually im proved after taking two bottles, bo I kept taking it for ten weeks, and at the end of that time I was cured. I had gained eighteen pounds and was in excellent health, and am now. " You surely deserve great success, and you have my very best wishes."" Miss Alice Bailey. 50 North Boule vard, Atlanta, Ga. $5000 forfeit If original f aboo letter proving genuineness cannot pro duced. - . , . All sick women would toe wise If they would take Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound and he well. THE BEST POMMEL SLICKER , IN THE WORLD , ,e ollourwoteivoar coats, suits and hats for all kinds of wet work, it is often imitated but n- j s v piviN Or I fit rUn. hhwum uraiTui Deserve your confl- "Jj dence. They have never 1 fallea won't fall now. M Sold by all dealers, gj VC X90 Seed Anaul Jf y postpaid, free. ff D. M. FERRY A- CO. J Detroit, Mleh. F ' ' 1 If Ai(- "Did you ever engage In an auto mobile race?" "Tea, once."- "How did you come out?" "On crutches two months later." . ; She I JuBt know you don't love me as you yrL He But, darling, how can you think that? "Because you are not half so foolish as you were." Life. Not in His Line: Employer You don't seem to be able to do anything. New Clerk Well, I always had a po litical . job until I struck this one. Judge. Benedict Milton's wife left him, didn't she? Bachelor That's the story 'Did he write anything after that event?" "Oh, yes 'Paradise Re gained!' " He I think the bride was wonder fully lucky in receiving so many beau tiful wedding presents. She Oh, she always was lucky in that respect. Brooklyn Life. Casey There's throuble over at Clancy's. Costigan Phwat is ut Casey A family foight. Costigan Shure, that's not throuble, that's enjye- ment Tit-Bits. Little Willie What is the difference between character and reputation, pa? Pa Character is a luxury, my son. while reputation is a necessity. Chi cago Daily News. The Brute What are you thinking of, Mamie? Mamie I am dreaming of my youth. The Brute I thought you had a faraway look in your eyes. Princeton Tiger. "Pa, what is a model man?" "A model man, my son, is generally a very small sample copy, or facsimile, of a real man, and is usually made of putty." Smart Set. Cope I hear your boss expects to raise your salary this month? Hop So he says. But he hasn't succeeded in raising all of last month's yet. Philadelphia Ledger. Accounted For: "How did you get your black eye, Sambo?" "Well, boss, yer see I waa out a-lookin' fer trouble, and dls 'ere eye was de fust t' find it." Yonkers Statesman. "Is your daughter happily married. Mrs. Ashlelgh?" "Oh, yes! She and her husband are both devoted to their clubs, and often don't see each other for two weeks at a time!' "What makes you think she has a saving sense of humor?" "Because she laughed so heartily when she de scribed the way you proposed to her. Cleveland Plain Dealer. First Author How many copies of your book have been sold? Second Author I don't know. I haven't seen anything about the sales except the publisher's affidavit. Life. "I asked her If she would scream for her mother if I kissed her." "What did she say?" "She said her mother was fully capable of doing her own screaming." Houston Post. "Then you have no sympathy for the deserving poor," said the charity workefc. "Me?" retorted the self-made man; "why, sir, I have nothing but sympathy." Chicago Daily News. Deledla Phat are yez doin', takin' the lock off the cupboard dure, Pat? Are yez chrazy? Pat No, darlint; th' dochtor tould me to-day that I must quit boltin' me food and I'm goin to obey insthrustions! "Yes. I'll give you a meal of vic tuals If you'll shovel off tnese side walks." "Would you not prefer, mad am, to have me shovel off the snow?" "Poor fellow! Have you tramped all the way from Boston?" Chicago Trib une. Sandy Why are yer runnin' so fast, pard? Cinders Dere's a lynchin mob behind me. Sandy Dey don't want to lynch yer, do dey? Cinders No, but dey want dis clothesline I'm wearin' as suspenders fer der rope. Chicago News. "What's all this fuss about?' asked the policeman, stepping between the two young men. The one that had got the worst of It and was wiping the blood from his nose pointed to the oth er fellow. "He can tell you her name if he wants to." he said. "I won't." Chicago Tribune. They had been discussing the baby's ears, eyes and nose. "And I think it's got its .father's hair," said the joyful young mother. "Oh, is that who's got it? I noticed It was missing." And as the tall girl with the suave man ner said this, the mother looked du biously at her. Judge. "Oh, .yes, I've opened an office," said the young lawyer; 'you may remember that you saw me buying an alarm clock the other day." "Yes," replied his friend; "you have to get up early these mornings, eh?" "Oh, no. I use It to wake me up, when It's time to go home." Philadelphia Press. Such Is Fame. "Mr. Henpecque, let me introduce you to the Count de Dieppe." "Ah, eet eez ze honor to meet a musician. I hear sar, zat you an' your family play ze music." "Why, I don't know the first thing about mu sic." "But I hear eet all around zat you play second fiddle to your wife!" Tit-Bits. "Sir!" exclaimed the injured party, "you stuck your umbrella into my eye." "Oh, no," replied the cheerful offender, "you are mistaken. "Mis taken?" demanded the irateman, "you idiot, I knoV when my eye is hurt, I guess." "Doubtless," replied the cheerful fellow, "but yon don't know my umbrella. I borrowed this one from a friend to-day." Cincin nati Times-Star. NO CEREMONY IS WASTED. Bnriala at Sea Are Not Marked by an Excesi of Reverence. I had always conceived a burial at sea to be a -very solemn and awe-inspiring' event, but -I was quickly disillusioned,- by this burial at any rate. One of the hunters, a little dark-eyed man whom his mates called "Smoke," was telling stories, liberally inter sprinkled with oath and obscenities, and every minute or so the group of hunters gave mouth to a laughter that sounded to me like a chorus of wolves. The sailors trooped noisily aft, some of the watch below rubbing their eyes, and talked in low tones together. There was an ominous and worried expres sion on their faces. ,. It was evident that they did not like the outlook of a voyage under such a captain and be gun so-inauspiciously. From time to time they stole glances at Wolf Larsen, and I could see that they were appre hensive 'of the man. ' He stepped, up to the hatch cover and all hats came off. I ran my eyes over them twenty men all told, twenty-two including the man at the wheel and myself. I was pardonably curious in my survey, for it appeared my fate to be pent up M'ith them on this miniature floating world for I knew not how many weeks or months. The sailors in the main were English or Scandinavian and their faces seemed of the heavy, stolid order. The hunters, on the other hand, had stronger and more diversified faces, with hard lines and the marks of the free play of pas sions. Strange to say, and I noted it at once, Wolf Larsen's features show ed ho such evil stamp. There seemed nothing vicious in them. True, there were lines, but they were the lines of decision and firmness. It seemed rath er a frank and open countenance, which frankness or openness was enhanced by the fact that he was smooth shaven. At this moment as he opened his mouth to speak, puff after puff struck the schooner and pressed her side under. The wind shrieked a wild song through the rigging. Some of the hunt ers glanced anxiously aloft. The whole lee rail, where the dead man lay, was buried in thesea, and as the schooner lifted and righted the water swept across the deck, wetting us above our shoetops. A shower of rain drove down upon us, each stinging like a hailstone. As it passed Wolf Larsen began to speak, the bareheaded men swaying In unison to the heave and lunge of the deck. "I only remember one part of the service," he said, " and that is 'and the body shall be cast into the sea.' So cast it iu." He ceased speaking. The men holding the hatch cover seemed perplexed, puzzled, no doubt, by the briefness of the ceremony. He burst upon them in fury. "Lift up that end there! What the 's the matter with you?" They elevated the end of the hatch cover with pitiful haste, and, like a dog flung overside, the dead man slid feet first into the sea. The coal at his feet dragged him down. He was gone. "Johansen," Wolf Larsen said brisk ly to the new mate, " keep all hands on deck now they're here. Get in the top sails and outer jibs. We're in for a sou'easter. Reef the jib and the main sail, too, while you're about it." "The Sea Wolf." The Right and the Wrong. It is right to work for our daily bread, and for use to others In what ever form may present itself. The wrong way of doing it makes unnec essary strain, over fatigue and illness. The right way of working gives new power and joy in the work. It is right for most people to sleep eight hours every night. The wrong way of doing, it Is to go to sleep all doubled up, and to continue to work all night in our sleep, instead of giv ing up and resting entirely. The right way gives us the fullest possible amount of rest and refreshment. It is right to take our three meals a day, and all the nourishing food we we need. The wrong way of doing It; is to eat very fast, without chewing stomachs no restful opportunity of preparation to receive its food, or to take good care . of It after it is re ceived. The right way gives us the opportunity to assimilate the food en tirely, so that every bit of. fuel, we put into our bodies is burnt to some good purpose; " and makes . us more truly ready , to receive more. It is. right to -play and amuse our selves for rest or recreation. We play, in the wrong" when we -use ourselves up in the strain of -playing, in the anx iety lest we should sot wba in a game, or, when we play in-'bad air. Leslie's Monthly. Sweet Music The children of Paris have a new toy in a clockwork phonograph cost ing only seventy -five cents. This re markable instrunient, which La Nature describes, has a mica diaphragm, a sounding-box, a trumpet, and a needle which follows the record upon the disk. ' Most marvelous of all is the disk itself, for the voice record is made in' chocolate. It is said to give a fine re production of the voice, and and j and the record, tune and all, can be eaten after it has been played. A Popular Performance. I "An automobile almost knocked a ! man down in Main street to-day. The crowd stood breathless for awhile, j but the next minute everybody cheered." "Because of the chaffeur's skill?" "No, the skill of the other man. He punched the chaffeur good and proper." Philadelphia Press. We have noticed that when a woman has reached forty, she seems to have outgrown any violent longing to own and operate a chafing dish. SISTERS OF RELY ON PE-RU-NA TO FIGHT catarrh; coughs, colds, grip ' Pemnafbrcouahs I endnotes im chifdren SISTERS OF ST. JOSEPH Use Pe-ru-na for La Grippe and Winter Catarrh. In every country of the civilized world the Sisters of Charity are known. Not only do they minister to the spiritual and intellectual needs of the charges committed to their care, but they also minister to their bodily needs. Whenever coughs or colds, la grippe or pneumonia make their appearance among the 'children these Sisters are not disconcerted, but know exactly the remedies to apply. With so many children to take care of and to protect from climate and dis- 1 1 Sisters of St. Joseph, of the Deaf Mute Institute, 1849 Cass Ave., St. Louis, Mo., writes: "We appreciate Peruna very much It certainly does good work with catarrh and also with colds and la grippe. We have faith in Peruna and have inspired many others with same. We do not like to be without it. It has certainly kept us from being very "sick. It did a world of good last winter for our little ones. Thanking, you for your kindness to us and our afflicted ones, we remain, yours gratefully, "SISTERS OF ST. JOSEPH." ease these wise and prudent Sisters have found Peruna a never-failing safeguard. Dr. Hartman receives .many letters from Catholic Sisters from all over the United States. A recommend recently received from a Catholic institution In Detroit, Mich., reads as follows: Dr. S. B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio: Dear Sir "The young girl who used the Peruna was suffering from laryngi tis, and loss of voice. The result of the treatment was most satisfactory. She found great relief, and after farther use of the medicine we hope to be able to say she is entirely cured." Sisters of Charity. This young girl was under the care of the Sisters of Charity and used Pe runa for catarrh of the throat, with good results as the above letter testi fies. From a Catholic institution in Cen tral Ohio comes the following recom mend from the Sister Superior: "Some years ago a friend of our in stitution recommended to us Dr. Hart man's Peruna as an excellent remedy for the influenza of which we then had several cases which threatened to be CASTOR 1 A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of eared for machines last the longest. You Can Get Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. Write Allen S. Olmsted, Le Eoy.N. Y., for a free sample of Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures sweating, hot swollen, aching feet It makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for corns, ingrowingnails and bunions. 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After using two bottles I found myself very much improved. The remains, of my old disease being now so slight, I con sider myself cured, yet for a while I intend to continue the use of Peruna. I am now treating another patient with your medicine. She has been sick with malaria and troubled with leucorrhaea. I bave no doubt that a cure will be speedily effected." These are samples of letters re ceived by Dr. Hartman from the vari ous orders of Catholic Sisters through out the United States. The names and addresses to these letters have been withheld from re spect to the Sisters but will be fur nished on request. One-half of the diseases which af fict mankind are due to some catarrhal derangement of the mucous membrane lining some organ or passage of the body. A remedy that would act immediate ly upon the congested mucous mem brane restoring it to its normal state, would consequently cure all these dis eases. 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