Corvallis gazette., January 26, 1904, Page 4, Image 4

Get Rid
of Scrofula
Bunches, eruptions, inflammations, sore
ness of the eyelids and ears, diseases of the
bones, rickets, dyspepsia, catarrh, wasting,
are only some of the troubles it causes.
It Is a very actire evil, in airing havoc of
the whole system.
Hood'sSarsaparilla
Eradicates It, cnres all Its manifestations,
and builds up the whole system.
Accept no substitute.
Wait for the Bill
Mrs. Prattles (suddenly sitting up in
bed) Hark! The bell tolls! What
does that mean?
Mr. Prattles (drowsily) Bell tolls?
Must mean telephone rates. Better-go
to sleep and quit worrying.
For bronchial trouMes try Piso's Cure
for Consumption. It is a pood cou
medicine. At druggists, price 25 cents.
Value f Wild Animals.
The lion is worth to the animal deal
er $1,500, the lioness $500, the leopard
$300, the panther $250, bears $50 to
$500, elk $200, the camel $300, and
the elephant $500.
riTn Permanently ysurea. rco fits or nervousness
rllO aflernrstday'suseofDr.Kline'sGreatNerve
.Restorer. Send for Free S2 trial bottle and treatise.
Dr.K.H. Kline, Ltd.. Ml Arcb St.. Philadelphia, Pa,
A Fruitless Quest.
"Could you do something for a poor
old sailor? asked a wanderer at the
rear door of a German town house one
morning this week. "Poor old sailor?
echoed the housewife, who had opened
the door. "Yes'm, I followed the
water for twenty years." "Well,'
said the lady, as she slammed the door
in the face of her visitor, "all I've got
to say is you certainly don't look as
though you had ever caught it.
Mother will flnrt Mrs. Wlnslow's Bootblnt;
cj i up urn uesi remeay to use lor weir cnnaren
ue uwixuag season.
Grave Opened by Tree.
xn ine uartenmrcnnoi, .Hanover, is
a grave covered by a mighty stone, on
which an inscription appears to the
effect that the grave should never be
opened by human hands. The seed of
a birch fell through a crack in the
stone, and, developing to a large tree,
opened the grave in its upward growth
The tree has now withered and de
cayed. When it is removed the grave
will again be closed.
SlOO BKWAKD SIOO.
The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages, ana that is catarrh. HalJ'sCatarrh Cure
is the only positive cure known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional dis
ease, requires a constitutional treatment.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system, thereby destroying the founda
tion of the disease, and riving the patient
ueiiKui uj uuiiumgup me constitution, ana
assisting nature in doing its work. The pro
prietors have so much faith in its curative
powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars
lor any case that it fails to cure. Send for list
ox testimonials. Address
, . f J-CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O.
UTUrUKKlVlB,
Ha.'1's Jamil Pills ar the bast.
He Had Been Helped Once.
jTwo lurks were at a French banquet.
.toward the end of the feast a French
man selected a toothpick from the tray
near him and politely passed the tray
on to his neighbor, who, however, per
emptorily declined the offer, exclaim
ing: "No, thank you ; I have already
eaten two of the accursed things."
Teoslate and Billion Dollar drafts.
The two greatest fodder plants on earth, one
. good for 14 tons hay and the other 80 tons green
lodder per acre. Grows everywhere, so oes
Victoria Kape, yielding 60,000 lbs. sheep and
swine food per acre.
JUST SEND 10c IN STAMPS TO THE
John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis., and
receive in return their big catalog and lots' of
farm seed samples. P. C. L.
Did It Tickle His Fingers?
' ' Ping How did that old deaf mute
injure his knuckles so?
Pong Why, he tried to crack one of
Chauncey'a latest jokes. Columbia
Jester.
Chinese Firemen.
Chinese firemen seem to be immune
to the fierce heat of the fireroom on
ocean steamers and can stand up to
temperatures that would speedily pros
trate white men. There are over six
lines of European steamers trading with
the far east. Out of this large number
only three have European firemen and
these have coolies to assist them.
OF IB AID) B1LOO
OLD SORES. ULCERS, ABSCESSES
The best evidence of a bad condition of the blood and unhealthy state of
. the system, is an old festering sore, running ulcer, or abscess. They show
llie bodily impurities are not passing out through the proper channels, but
are left in the system to clog and poison the blood. So thoroughly does
the poison permeate the system that every little scratch, cut or braise
inflames and festers. Everything about an old sore or ulcer suggests disease.
They affect the general health, they
require constant attention, and are a
source of anxiety and trouble all the
time, and in some cases highly offen
sive. There is danger, too, of these
places becoming cancerous if not
treated promptly and in the right
way. Washes, salves and ointments
are good for external use, but they
can't stop the discharge or change
the condition of the blood, and for
this reason the sore never heals per
manently. Not until the blood is purged of
impurities and the system cleansed
of all harmful substances should the
ulcer heal, or the effect upon the sys
tem might prove disastrous. 8.S.S.
goes into the circulation and searches
out and removes the cause of the
old sore and invigorates and builds
up the polluted, sluggish blood
again, and as the poisonous matter
is driven from the system the sore
begins to heal, new flesh forms and
tb place is soon coverea over wiin . ,
fresh skin and the sore is gone for all time, where the constitution is
debilitated from the effects of chronic sores, ulcers, abscesses, carbuncles,
boils or other severe skin eruptions, S. S. S.
the poison the sore must heal, because nothing is left in the system for
it to feed upon. Write ns should you desire medical advice, which is given
vithout charge. TE2 OVXFT CPEGIFIG CO. ATlAtiTAm GAm.
McKlntey Day.
"The Carnation League of America, f
instituted as an annual memorial to the
late President William McKinely and
dedicated to national patriotism, is a
fixed institution and insures a perennial
observance of January 29th, the arini
versary of his birth, as "McKinley
Day." To wear the late presidnet's
favorite flower, the carnation, in the
lapel of the coat, in the hair, or at the
throat, in silent memory of a departed
public servant, is what is contemplated
by this movement, in which the yonng
and old of both sexes can have a part.
The custom was first observed on Jan
uary 29th, 1903, with the greatest
nuanimity throughout the country, and
by Americans all over the world. It
is a simple, inexpensive act and full of
patriotic sentiment. All through Mr.
McKinley's life, both public and pri
vate, there ran a distinct vein of senti
ment, and a memorial of this sort is,
therefore, peculiarly appropriate to
him.
The custom will undoubtedly be ob
served the coming 29th day of January
more universally, if that is possible,
than on the initial day, a year ago.
Interest in the memorial has increased
wonderfully during the past year, and
Mr. Lewis G. Reynolds, of Dayton,
Ohio, who suggested the idea, has re
ceived letters of the most unqualified
approval from Americans everywhere.
No expectation is had of giving the
movement the importance of local or
ganizations -or annual meetings and
conventions, but in a quite, unobtrus
ive way it can be made to wield an in
fluence for good almost incalculable
and to foster a spirit of true patriotism
worthy of our country and of the man
whose memory it is proud to honor.
Then He dot Foolish.
"No," said the new arrival" at the
temperance hotel, "I can't understand
why all those sensible men take that
foolish tramp every Sunday morning to
see the hermit."
"You'd understand if you, went
along," said the wise guest, with a
wink. "The hermit is bartender."
Chicago News.
Woman's Way.
. She Now that I have openly con
fessed my one indiscretion to you, what
do you say?
He That you have committed a sec
ond. Brooklyn Life.
She Couldn't Speak.
Tess Miss Passay has such an un
fortunate disposition; so disputatious
and so sensitive about her age.
Jess Yes, she was in perfect agony
the other day when Maj. Bragg was
telling some reminiscences. She knew
he was wrong, but it was something
that happened thirty years ago. Phila
delphia Press.
A Position of Trust.
'You say your son has risen to a po
sition of great trust in the com
munity?"
"That's what he has," answered
Farmer Corntossel. "The folks say
they've made him custodian of their
most precious treasures. He drives an
ice waeon in summer and a coal cart
in winter." Washintgon Star.
Picture Hats In Theaters.
It is announced that further attempts
are to be made to cope with the hat
nuisance at matinees by providing cloak
rooms free of charge. Something also
might be done by improving the quality
of the plays presented. There is a good
deal in the retort of the lady with the
picture hat, who, on being told that
those behind her could not see, said
that they were not missing much.
London Punch.
His Best Word.
"Now that we're all through, dear,"
said Mrs. Newliwed, "I want to tell
you a little secret. I prepared this
dinner all myself! What do you think
of it?"
'Well, love,'- replied the great
brute, "the watermelon was very fair."
Philadelphia Press.
Inheritance.
The relations of a lady who had died
leaving an inheritance to a favorite
donkey in order to secure its comfort,
recently came into court and asked for
a decision as to who was to enjoy the
legacy after the donkey's demise.
'The next of kin," was the judge's ver
dict. Punch.
PBOM OAXJT OF THE LEG- TO A2TXTXI!
A SOLID BOBS.
XTew Castle, Pa., July 89, 1903.
Three years sro common boil ap
peared on the calf of my limb. Mot yielding-
to simple home remedies, I consulted
a physician, who prescribed a poultice,
flax seed, supposedly. By some fearful
mistake I was given corrosive subli
mate, and after having- it on for a few
minutes I could endure the pain no
longer, so took off the application and
found that my limb from the calf to the
ankle was in an awful condition. I im
mediately sent for another .physician,
who told ma I had been poisoned. Ky
limb from tha calf to the ankle was on
olid inflamed sore. I waa advised to
begin. 8. 8. S., and improved rapidly
under its use, but about this time I had
an attack of typhoid fever, and this set
tled in the original sore. This, of course,
caused a back set, but having- confidence
in tha ability of S. 8. S., X began it again
as soon aa I waa over tha fever, and to
make a long- story short, waa completely
and permanently cured. Two years have
elapsed, and I have never had a return of
the trouble. HBS.k.a.dufft,
14 W. Washington St.
will build it tip again and stimulate and
Strengthen all parts of the system. S. S. S.
contains no strong minerals, but is guaran
teed entirely vegetable. It is unequal ed as
a Blood Purifier and invigorating : tonic
Do not depend upon local remedies alone.
Get vour blood right, and as it forces out
RAM'S HORN BLASTS.
Waraims Note Calling: tha Wicked to
. Kepentance.
WO-THIRDS of
the average pas
tor's time is spent
in "coddling" the
saints Instead of
going after the
sinners:
Honors do not
create honor.
You cannot am
ble to heaven.
Works of "love
are words of life.
Empty vessels never know enough to
be silent. "
A hypothetical religion Is apt to be
hypocritical.
The Gospel of another life gives new
life to this one.
Sinners blame the law for the fruits
of their lusts.
We are all liable to be tripped up by
our triumphs.
To-morrow's burden prevents to
day's blessing.
No one praises a bad man even for
his good works.
The calm of complaisance Is not the
peace of pardon.
Selfishness In our worship puts sul
phur on the altar.
Only the grateful heart grows In
time of goodness. . ,
This life may be for our passage, but
it is not our port.
Better be handicapped by God than
paced by the devil.
They who love the world find it hard
to leave the world.
They who obey God blindly often
see Him most clearly.
Our petitions cannot go up if our
practice is going down.
Sighing Christians see their sorrows
without seeing their Savior.
Of course charity Is born at home;
but it cannot grow up there.
The guide book to hell is not a
primer on the way to heaven.
The men for public trust are the men
who can be trusted in private.
When serpents' eggs hatch out doves
the saloon will benefit society.
Obscurity is to be preferred to im
mortality through immortality.
When the heart is God's abiding
place His peace is always there.
You cannot lay up treasure in heaven
by leaving out charity on earth.
Men who have to condescend to wor
ship will never climb to heaven.
Praise on the tombstone does not
scratch out harsh words in the life.
The cynic finds the world empty be
cause he Is too little to look into it.
Spiritual things are all mystery
where the Spirit has not the mastery.
It is poor policy to try to avoid your
premiums with the heavenly company.
No man has ever led this world up
ward without some of the light of God.
xou cannot build a pious memory
out or wnat is stolen from the poor
man.
xoierating tne aeDaucners or our
men Is but training the devil for our
boys.
It may be that all our weeping has
its part in the oratorio of the uni
verse. The materialist fills his eyes with
mud and then says that there is noth
ing else.
Death may mark the difference be
tween the walking and the winging of
the soul.
EACH COLOR TO ITSELF.
How the Cherokee Nation Gets Over
tae Race Problem.
The race problem in the Cherokee
nation Is solved to the general satis
faction of the three races concerned
and the intermediary mixed bloods.
In the location of homes the Cherokee
fullbloods and negroes are mostly in
settlements. The intermarried whites
largely are in the towns and terri
tory contiguous to each other. The
Cherokee speaking citizens much pre
fer to associate together.
In the nation there are thirty
schools attended by f ullblood Cherokee
children and seventeen by negro chil
dren. The negro blood schools are not
so by legal requirement, but as a corol
lary of their preference to live near
each other. The Cherokee and negro
do not intermarry or socially mingle.
Two seminaries and an orphan asylum
are attended by fullbloods and mixed
bloods only, the colored high school
by negroes only.
In the incorporated school districts
whites and Indians attend the same
schools, and race prejudice and undue
feeling on either side are being lost
in fellowship and friendship cultivated
in the class room and on the play
ground. Both sides are better satisfied
in the combined schools than when
they were kept separate. Fullbloods
seem to mingle as freely with white
renters and their families of good
character as they do with mixed
bloods.
Of the 38,500 citizens of the Chero
kee nation the best statistical informa
tion gives about 8,500 fullbloods. 3,200
intermarried whites, 22,800 mixed
bloods and 4,000 freedmen. Kansas
City Journal.
Big Task to Sweep Floor.
It is enough to blister one's hands
just to contemplate the job that con
fronted the men who swept the floor
of the mammoth palace of agriculture
at the St. Louis world's fair. When
the contractors finished their work all
that remained to be done was to
sweep the floor. It never dawned on
anyone how great the task was. Cald
well & Drake, the contractors, ordered
a dozen brooms and set twelve men to
work. When night came their inroads
on the twenty-three acres of floor
space were scarcely noticeable. They
increased the force next day to forty
men and ordered 100 brooms. These
forty men worked ten days before the
big floor was thoroughly swept.
One Better. " '
Stubb That strange man walked out
with Dudley's umbrella.
Penn Why, Dudley had his name on
it.
Stubb Yes, but the other fellow had
his hand It. :
HairSputs
"I have used Ayers Hair Vigor
for thirty years. It is elegant for
a nair dressing and for keeping the
hair from splitting at the ends."
J. A. Gruenenfelder, Grantfork, 111.
Hair-splitting splits
friendships. - If the hair
splitting is done on your
own head, it loses friends
for. you, for every hair of
your head is a friend.
Ayer's Hair Vigor in
advance will prevent the
splitting. If the splitting
has begun, it will stop it.
$1.69 a boilfe. All drairitts.
If your druggist cannot supply you,
send us one dollar and we win express
you a bottle. Be sure and jgive the name
of your nearest express office. Address,
J. C. AVER CO., Lowell, Mass.
jut ttciore the bcrap. .
Wife I wonder how they make those
parlor matches?
Husband The process is very sim
ple. I once made onei ' -
Wife Indeed 1 How did you man
age it?
Husband By first making a fool of
myself in your mother's parlor during
our courtship. Chicago News.
Perrin's Pile Specific
The INTERNAL REMEDY
No Case Exists it Will Not Core
BIG CROPS I PAYING CROPS I
Are always reported when Portland
Seed Co. 's "Diamond Brand" Seeds
are planted. Why? Because we sell
you the kind that grow the best on .:
this coast. Our 100 page Seed Book
No. 166 tells all. Sent free.
PORTLAND SEED CO., Portland, Oregon
Headquarters for Bee and Poultry Supplies
KORTH'SOUTH'BAJMIST
YOU Wlbb run
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The best materia! billed wtvWri w
sixty-jevcn yean experience hie made
TOWER'3 ilicten Gatiand rfcto
fcmoui the world wer They are madein
black oryellowfor all kinds of wet work,
and emy oarment bearinj the SIGN OP
THE rlorl is guaranteed to oive aat
isfactkm. All reliable dealers yen them.
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jam CalWIMCPL.tiaiteATOaHTftCW
Mr. Farmer
If Mr. Salser. whose UfeUaaa has
been spent la improvta aaa la
creaslns; the yields of laraa crops,
earn prove to your entire satisfac
tion, that where you bow grew
bo. of Oats, Balzer'ssorts will give
you 100; where you takeoff M bo.
of Corn, Salzer's sorts will make It
120, and oa Barley doable, a
Wheat triples your yield, and aa
Potatoes gives 734 bu. per acre,
aa found below, would you then try
Salzer's Seeds f Well, Sir, we can
prove and convince you positive
if you will read Salzer's catalog.
Salzer's Hew National Oats.
Greatest Oats ef the century.
Salzer's Oats has the endorsement
ef the V. S. Dept. of jLgricuitaie
as the very best eat of ever 409
sorts tried by them. Bvery ether
sort saast take the back seat.
1 87 B u. per Acre.
8. Eyde, Ashland Co., O., aaysi
"Your National Oats yielded for
sue at the rate ef 1S7 bu. per acre."
231 Bu. per Acre. -
Tj. Schlestel, Osceola Co., UKk,
ays: "I never saw anything like
Salzer's National Oats. It yields
forme 331 bo. per acre."
88S Bu. per Acre
B. S. Nye, St. Louis Co., Me.
"Tom National Oats was a sight
worth seeing ft. tall, a solid stiff
aaass, not a stem lodged, yielded
vex 2SS bu, per acre for me I"
SIO Bu. per Acre. '
It. St TTrsner, Bansom Co., N. 0.
"Salzerli National Oats Is great,
It made the astonish ing yield ef
tit bu. per acre 1"
Now Mr. Farmer
Yenr land Is jnst as good, and
you are surely Just as good a
tamer, will you not beat Cola Oat
record in 1904 T
Speltz or Emmer.
0 Bu. per Aero.
Wonderful Spelts, marrelot
Speltz, profitable Spelts, the fann
er's firm Mend, flourishing every
where and yielding 80 bu. of grala
and 4 tons of splendid straw hay
per acre besides.
Home Builder Corn.
Was named because CO acres in
1S02 produced so bountifully that It
built and paid fora beautiful home.
See Salzer's catalog. It 1 the big.
gest'eared early and heaviest yield
lag Yellow Dent Corn we know.
BHUon Dollar Grass
and Teoslnte.
A noble pair. Billion Bellar
rasa, the most talked of grass on
earth, makes 14 tons of fine hay
per acre, while Teoslnte astonishes
and startles you with 80 tons of
green food per acre, rich in sugar
and milk and food values.
Potatoes 736 Bo. per Acre.
The Editor of the Kutal New
Yorker proclaims to the world that
Salzer's Early Wisconsin Potato
yielded for him 736 bn. per acre,
and we hare several aorta that
win beat that record.
Farmer, Attention I TallafUM
Potatoes may be worth aoc a bu.,
then 10 acres at 73 bu. per acre
would mean 4,41.00 and you can
pocket that money, if you plant
Salzer's Potatoes.
For lO eents In Stamps
and the name of this paper, we wul
send you a lot of farm seed samples, .
including some of the above, fully
worth 1 10.00 to get a start, together
with ear mammoth 140 page illus
trated catalog, well worth $100.00
to each and every wide awake
gardener and farmer. All this we
said for but loo In postage stamps.
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Hrl CUlES ttERE AIL EtSE FAIIS. ET
Zf Best Cough Syrup, Tastes Good. Das fl ,
In time. Sold by druggists.
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AB8TE
ill MS
ELECTRICITY IN WARFARE.
It la Widely TJaed la the Fartiflcatloaa
Alone the Coast.
An Interesting instance of the rapid
extension of the use of electricity Is
furnished by the fortifications distrib
uted along our coast 1 A few years
ago the electric light was Introduced,
to add to the comfort of the garrisons
and to -provide better illumination of
the works. Once a generating plant
had been Installed there was at hand
a supply of power in-' a 'convenient
and easily controllable form, and this
led to Its use for purposes which were
not contemplated at the time the plant
was installed. . Electric- fans have been
put in to make the " living quarters
more comfortable in hot weather, and
electric motors have been adopted for
training the guns, a class .of work for
which they are particularly well adapt
ed. Motors are .used to drive the am
munition hoists and to do other work
which before had either been done by
hand or some less satisfactory power.
Searchlights have been Installed, en
abling a fortification to sweep the sea
at night The various posts of the
fortress are" connected together by tel
ephone, so that the commandant is in
touch at all times with the entire gar
rison, and can instantly transmit or
ders to any point The various fortul
cations along the coast are tied to
gether by telephone and telegraph so
that on the appearance' of the enemy
at any point all- the fortifications
would be informed of it Submarine'
mines are controlled electrically,, and
even the guns may be fired by this
means by an officer at ' some distant
point By means of wireless telegra
phy a fortification can be kept in touch
with the scouting vessels, and would
be informed of the approach of the
enemy long before he Is visible from
the coast The telautograph may be
brought into service for transmitting
orders, and electric signaling lights
are replacing the older types. Electric
lights are used for rangefinder cross
hairs, for lighting the rangefinder sta
tion, and electric clock circuits fur
nish accurate time to all parts of the
fortification. To Insure the continuity
of these manifold services accumula
tors are now installed, so there will
at all times be a constant and reliable
supply of power. Thus, from being
at first a small auxiliary, the electrical
equipment has extended until it Is
now probably the most Important part
of the entire equipment of the fortress.
Scientific American.
BELL AND DRAGON.
And Why th Bell Is So Often Adopted
as a Sinn in London. -The.
English are a music-loving na
tion, and they lore to hear music even
when going about their daily, occupa
tions, and so it is that the spires and
towers of her mighty cathedrals are
hung full of glorious bells. So fond of
bell-ringing is "Merrie England" that
Handel once said the bell is her na
tioral instrument. It is not strange,
therefore, that we find this instru
ment frequently adopted as a public
bign. From early in the seventeenth
century Bell Inns were numerous in
Loudon. In Knightrider street there
was an old inn the walls of which
were prefaced with a giant bell carvil
in bold relief; the keystone had tho
Initials "M. T. A.," and the date 1.668.
This fine specimen is now in Guild
hall. But a little step away, in Cacter
Lane, there was another Bell Inn,
which has the proud distinction of be
ing the hostelry from which Richard
Quyney wrote, in 1598, to his "loving
good tt rend and countryman, Mr.
Willm Shakespeare," the only letter
addressed to the Bard of Avon now
known to exist. The - letter Is pre
served in Stratford, the home of the
world's greatest poet. Not far away,
again, there is a modern Bell Tavern,
a place where It is said that Dickens
loved to go when making notes for
"David Copperfleld."
One of the most ancient and reputa
ble wholesale druggists in the city,
while rebuilding on his old site, dug
out of the foundations of the ancient
house an old sign of "The Bell and
Dragon." It bad lain there for more
than two hundred years, having been
used on a prior building before the
disasters of the Great Fire, and had
fallen through into the general ruins.
The peculiarity of the situation is that
the firm had adopted "The Bell and
Dragon" as their trade mark before
! the discovery of this fire-touched relic.
This splendid old stone bas-relief is
Jealously preserved, and occupies a
prominent place in the entrance of the
Holborn branch of the firm. St Nich
olas. Cnrions Properties of Radium.'
The properties of radium are ex
tremely curious. This body emits with
great intensity all of the different rays
that 'are produced in a vacuum-tube.
The radiation, measured by means of
an electroscope, is at least a million
times more powerful than that from an
equal quantity of uranium. A charged
electroscope placed at a distance of sev
eral metres can be discharged by a few
centigrams of a radium salt One can
also discharge an electroscope through
a screen of glass or lead five or six
centimetres thick. Photographic plates
placed In the vicinity of radium are al
most instantly affected if no screen in
tercepts the rays; with screens, the ac
tion is slower, bnt it still takes place
through very thick ones if the ex
posure is sufficiently long. Radium can
therefore be used in the production of
radiographs. Century.
Ooinjt to Business in Chicago.
"Are you wearing your steel shirt,
dear? And have you the padded hel
met?" "Yes, dearest; and I've got my shot
gun and three revolvers. The spiked
club is at my belt and I'll carry "a
knife in my mouth. I have a Maxim
mounted in the baby carriage."
""I'll unbar the armored door, then,
dear, and let you start for the office.
Don't forget to 'phone me that you're
all right every five minutes, and at
the slightest disturbance lock yourself
in the safe." Portland Oregonlan.
Too Interesting to Be Safe.
Aunt Jane Hannah, the girls have
a book that I don't believe is just the
thing for them. . ,
Hannah Why not, Jane?
Aunt Jane You ought to see how
they are enjoying it. I'm sure it can't
be a proper book. Boston Transcript.
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Mrs. L. G. Glover, Vice Pres. Milwaukee,!
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" Dkab Mbs. Ptskham : I was married for several years and no children
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been cared of similar trouble through the use of Lydia E. Pinkham's
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"Vegetable Compound. Yours very sincerely, Mrs. L. C. Glover, 614 Grove
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Women should not fail to profit by the experience of these two
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"Sorry, old man," said Hewitt, "but
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Unable to Say for Sure.
Milkman You're up early this
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air?
Popley Can't tell whether it's a
fresh heir or heiress yet; just been
for
the doctor. Philadelphia Press.
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"That man, my dear, who courts Miss
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Won't let him get away."
Baltimore Press.
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