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1 '- j Rheumatism voes not let go of yon when yon apply lotions or liniments. It, amply loosens its hold for a while. Why? Because to get, rid of it yon niust correct the add con dition of the blood on which it depends. Hood's Sarsa parilla has cured thousands. . Willing- to Compromise. f Mamma Oh, you bad boy! Where have yoa been all this time? Don't you think yon should be ashamed to worry your mother so? The Boy Well, ma, I'm willin to be ashamed that I worried you if you'll wromise not to tell pa anything that'll worry me. tlOO BEWARD tlOO. The readen of this paper will be pleased to learn tbat there is at least one dreaded disease that seience has been able to cure in all its Stages, and that is catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Care is the only positive cure known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional dis ease, requires a constitutional treatment. Hail's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the founda tion of the dinease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in oomg its won. ids pro prietors have so much faith in its curative powers, that they offer One Hundred Collars lor any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address F. 3. C H KNEY & CO, Toledo, O. Bold by druggists. 75c Hall's Family Pills are the beat. A Cause for Worry. A man may go along fur fifty years an' not be worried much about de here after, but de minit de barber finds a aid spot on . his head he's got a burden to carry fur de rest uf his days. riTQ Permanently unreo. xro fits or nervousness r lu afternratday'suseofDr.Kllne'sOreatNarve Restorer. Send for Free 82 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. K. H. Kline, Ltd.-SSl Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa. Not Easily Brushed Aside. "Riches do not always bring content ment," 8ft id the multimillionaire. "I have suffered terrible annoyance all morning from having a bristle wedged between my teeth." N. Y. Times. Perrin's Pile Specific The INTERNAL REMEDY No Case Exists it Will Not Core MEET ALL NEEDS Experience has established it as a fact, Bold by all dealers. Yen sow they grow. 1904 Seed Annual postpaid iVm to all ap plicants. D. M. FERRY fc CO. DETROIT, MICH. Bilious? Dizzv? Headache? Pain liver! Use Ayer's Pills. Gently laxative; all vegetable. pold for 60 years. J.CayerCo., 1jOW.11, iuh Want your moustache or beard a beautiful brown or rich black? Use BUCKINGHAM'S DYE fOTT fl. 0 tUOITB OR 8. F. HALL CO., WASHO. IT. H. Why of It. Mrs. Ilayrix It 'peers tew me ez heow that cousin ov yourn is livin' in a heap better style sense she got a di vorce. Mrs. Oatcake Yes, in course 6he do. She's livin' on th' antimony the jedge took an' 'low'd her." For fortv vear's Flso's Cure for Con sumption has cured coughs and colds. At druggists. Price 25 cents. The Wisdom of Wisewen. Noitt That fellow Wisewell could have given Solomon a few pointers. Askitt Come on with the explana tion. Noitt When he and his family went to the country for a month's vaca tion he took his gas meter along. Hair Falls -"I tried Ayer's Hair Vigor to stop my hair from falling. One half a bottle cured me." J. C. Baxter, Braidwood, IU. Ayer's Hair Vigor is certainly the most eco nomical preparation of its kind on the market. A little of it goes a long way. It doesn't take much of it to stop falling of the hair, make the hair grow, and restore color to gray hair. SIM a settle. AfleranW. rat SEEDS ' WAIKPKOF ?S!jJ I CHID CLOTHING CnfoV Hade n black or yellow for all kinds ) tfQTv 1 of vwt work. On salt everywhere. rX T XJ Look for the 3i?n of the Fish.nd r llVA cl? the ntmt TOWER on the buttons. iW JD 1 J TCKU xIOM.IUI1U1 y- AJl I TS)wts wmww e,b TtowTO,caii.L zyy 1 If your druggist cannot supply you, send as one dollar and we will express you a bottle. Be sure and give the name of your nearest express office. Address, T " i I 'l,rri WORK OF THE SCIENTIST. Americana Too Bmy to Devote Thesav el-re. to Original Hesearch. The American man of science works In the general laboratory of applica tion and assimilation, says the Book lovers' Magazine. The Individual and epoch-malting discovery is not usually made under American conditions. It has not been here that chemistry has been recognized by the periodic law of Mendelejeff, or physics by Helmholtx's conception of the conservation of en ergy. The greatest work of mathe matics has not come from Americans, and it is not from them (if we except the work of Willard and Walcott Glbbs) that the flying leap has been taken from the conceptions of the mathematicians to the concepts of molecular or chemical physics. Amer ican physicists last winter seemed to be principally occupied in describing to more or less popular audiences what French and English physicists had ac complished in radium and radiant en ergy. ) The broad, continuous record Is made here In a wide round. So is the i practical application of scientific dis covery made elsewhere; but the initial discovery, the co-ordinating theory is not usually American. Bessemer, a German, discovered the J 1 1 4. V, V ' glish capital applied It The United States makes more than half the world's Bessemer. This is not an in variable sequence, but It Is frequent. . Research in Germany; primary applica tion In England; expansion in Amer ica. It Is In this country, most rife with the application of seience but deficient In original research, that Mr. Andrew Carnegie has given to this special work the largest endowment yet consecrated to the extension of the boundaries of knowledge. It Is a favorite theory In American scientific circles that much discovery is stifled here by the insist ent claims of teaching on time and strength. If this be so the revenue j of the Carnegie Institute furnishes an escape. If it does not the cause for j the relative absence of discovery must ! be looked for in our Imperfect elemen tary education, which stifles where it should stimulate and dulls by routine and mechanical teaching, leaving the mind unable to profit to the highest by higher study In succeeding years. THE FATHER-IN-LAW OP EUROPE. Herewith is reproduced the latest portrait of King Christian, of Den mark, who has been dubbed the "father-in-law of Europe" owing to the fact that his children have married into reigning families of several of the great powers. One of his daughters is KINO CHRISTIAN. Queen Alexandra, of England, who does not let a year pass without pay ing a visit to her royal sire. The photo graph from which the illustration was made was taken at Vienna while King Christian was paying a visit to his. son-in-law, the Duke of Cumberland. Mrs. Gilbert Dean of tbe Stage. Nowhere are gray hairs held in high er reverence than on the stage, espe cially when we ourselves have seen them come year after year, until the head that was once brown. Is streaked with silver; and Mrs. Gilbert has liv ed to teach a whole generation of young actresses something that they cannot learn from books or a dramatic school about the difficult and exquisite art of growing old gracefully. There has never been1 a time, indeed, when she could not teach her juniors a great deal about the art of listening on the stage, of keeping In the picture so as to retain the attention of an audience without clamoring for it and of playing even the least important scenes so as to give them their fullest significance and value. Every honor that her profession can bring save the empty one of mere stardom, Mrs. Gilbert enjoys. She is sure of the heartiest kind of a recep tion on her first entrance, and the stage hands gather in the wings to watch her during her i ?st scenes. Moreover, all New York knows her by sight and looks after her with kindly eyes as she passes. "I'm sure I ought to be thankful to the Lord for all His mercies," she said to me once. I never get into a crowd ed street car without finding somebody who knows who I am and gives me a seat." And this is a tribute that New York pays to no one else. Leslie's Monthly. Coaxing the Boy. "Did I understand you to say that this boy voluntrily confessed his share In the mischief done to the school house?" asked the magistrate, ad ddee&lng the determined-looking fe male parent of a small and dirty boy. "Yes. sir, he did," the woman re sponded. "I just had to persuade him a little and then he told me the whole thing voluntarily. , "How did you persuade him?" quer ied his worship. "WelL first I gave him a good hid ing, said the firm parent, "and then I put him to bed without any supper and took his clothes away and told him to stay in bed until he confessed what he"d done, .if 'twas the rest of his days, and I should thrash him again In the morning. And in less than an hour he told me the whole story voluntarily. A man should be getting on well in life when he is getting well on in life. Some rules work both ways and Mrs. Anderson, a woman of Jacksonville, Fla., daughter of Recorder of Deeds, West, who witnessed her signature to the following letter, praises Lydia E Pmkham's Vegetable Compound 44 Dear Mrs. Ptnkhak : There are but few wires and mothers who have not at times endured agonies and such, pain as only women know. I wish such women knew the ralue of Lydia E. Pinlcham's Vegetable Compound. It is a remarkable medicine, different in action from any I ever knew and thoroughly reliaCle. M I have seen cases where women doctored for years without perma nent benefit, who were cured in less than three months after taking your Vegetable Compound, while others who were chronic and. incurable came out cured, happy, and in perfect health after a thorough treatment with this medicine. I have never used it myself without gaining great benefit. A few doses restores my strength and appetite, and tones up the entire system. Your medicine has been tried and found true, hence I fully endorse it." Mas. R. A. Anderson, 225 Washington St, Jack sonville, Fla. Mrs. Reed, 2425 E. Cumberland St., Philadelphia, Pa., says : . nl C X J nervous; yours such When women are troubled with irregular or painful menstruation, weak ness, leucorrhooa, displacement or ulceration of the womb, that bearing-down feeling, inflammation of the ovaries, backache, flatulence, general debility, indigestion, and nervous prostration, they should remeamber there is one tried and true remedy. Lydia 1. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound at once removes such troubles. The experience and testimony of some of the most noted women of America go to prove, beyond a question, that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound will correct all such trouble at . once by remoTing the cause and restoring the organs to a healthy and normal condition. If in doubt, write Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass, as thousands do. No other medicine in the wofli has received such widespread and unqualified endorsement. No othev medicine has such a record of cures of female troubles. Refuse to buy any substitute. $5000 FORFEIT if we cannot forthwith nroduce ths rirlnal letters and signatures of above testimonials, which will prove Lydia Fixed. Super No, sir, the ghost hasn't walked for two weeks. Critick I saw the leading man with a wad today. He must have got his salary. Supei: Oh, yes. He's the star. Crittick What yoa might call a "fped" star, eh? Mothers will And Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing rirrup tbe best remedy to use for their children the teething- season. Just Saved From Starvation. When in 1891 Miss Balfour was vis iting the west of Ireland and studying the condition of the people she asked one of them how they were getting on in a particular village. "Arrah, miss, sure and if it wasn't for the famine we'd be starving I" BRINGING Every Catarrh sufferer dreads the coming of winter, for with the first breath of the ice-king; " this, miserable disease is fanned into life and all the disgusting symptoms return. The nostrils are stopped up and the throat can be kept clear of mucous secretions only by continual hawking ana spitting, uatarrn is a nuisance and source of annoyance, not only to the one who has it, but everybody else. The thick, yellow discharge from the head produces a feeling of personal defilement, and the odor of the breath is almost intolerable. - The catarrhal poison brings on stomach troubles and affects the Kid neys and Bladder. It attacks the soft bones and tissues of the head and throat, causing total or partial deafness, the loss of smell, and giv ing to the voice a rasping, nasal twang. No part of the body is secure from its ravages. Catarrh makes you sick all over, for it is a dis ease of the blood, and circulates all through the system, and for this reason, sprays, washes, inhalers, powders and salves have proven failures. The way to cure Catarrh thor oughly and permanently is to cleanse the blood of the unhealthy secretions that keep the membranes of the body inflamed, and nothing does this so surely and promptly as S. S. S. As Ions: as the blood is poisoned with Catarrhal matter the discharge of mucus and other disgusting symptoms of the miserable disease will continue. S. S. S. goes to the fountain source of the trouble and purifies and enriches blood-tainting and stubborn disease. flgr prominent society Diab Mrs. Ptnkham : I feel it my duty to write and tell you the good I have received from Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound. "I have been a great sufferer with female trouble, trying different doctors and medicines with no benefit. Two years ago I went under an operation, and it left me in a very weak condition. I had stomach trouble." backache. headache, palpitation of the heart, and was very in lact, 1 acned all over. I find is tne only medicine that reaches troubles, and would cheerfully rec ommend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to ail suffering women." their absolute genuineness. js. nnkosm AlecUcine Co., Lynn, ms Brilliant Advice. It was Count Montrond who said to Alexander de Girardin of a young man who was beginning to make a brilliant reputation and whom Girardin did not appreciate, "Hasten to recognize him or he will not recognize you." Yoa Can (let Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. Write AUen 8. Olmsted, Le Boy.N. Y., for a free sample of Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures sweating;, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for corns, inrrowingnails and bnnions. All drug gists sell it. 26c Don't accept any substitute. Following the Races. Spoart You say he follows the race horses. He looks prosperous. . Nervitt Yes; the race horses ; keep him busy. Spoart Bookmaker? Nervitt No; pawnbroker. Phila delphia Ledger. IS COMING HI COULD HOT HEAB THE TICK OTP A CLOCK. Wstaontown, Pa., July 13, 1003. Sear Sirs: . . I have used 8. S. S. for Catarrh of the inner ear, smcl have found it an excel lent remedy for same. I had been troubled with this disease for years and tried mssy thing's in sm effort to get reUef, bur, nothing; did me any rirmanent arood until X beg-an S. 8. S. had a. diaoharg-e from my ear and my hearing- waa so badly affected that I could not hear the tick of a clock. I was in bad shape when I beg-an your med icine. 8. S. S. has done away with the discharg-e and my hearing; has been wonderfully improved; so much so that I can new carry on a conversation in an ordinary tone, whereas a year ag-o this was impossible. Your medicine has done me a world of good and I do not hesitate to give it the credit it deserves. . , . . W. P. KEXmBXITE. jso siaxr of oatabhh; in thik- TBEBT YEAE3. Krebs, Ind. Ter., Aug-. 1, 1903. Bear Sirs: . About thirteen years ag-o I used your remedy for Catarrh. I had been troubled with it for about nine years, but since taking- 8. 8. S. have never been worried with it. I feel able to recemmend 8. 8. 8. m a sore cure for Catarrh.- T. ICXXtXiW i. the blood, and so invigorates and tones up the system that' catching cold and con tracting Catarrh is not so likely to occur. ' Keep the blood in order and winter's coming brings none of the discomforts of Catarrh. Write us particulars of your case, and let onr nhvsicians helpvou ret rid of this We make no charge whatever fot 'tttltttttttttttttt t GETTING FATHER'S CONSENT. Mr. Tenney smiled ironically. "And s'pose I'm only a punkln with no blood to speak of an' no heart at all I he said, with the air of holding him self nobly in check. Mrs. Tenney re fused to accept the challenge. "That a neither here nor there you're betn a' punkln," she replied. "What I want to know, Amos, is what you've got against George Raymond? He dont drink; he smokes, I believe, but only a pipe, not them cigarettes. . He's got a good education, an still he's willing to work. An he's just lost in love for Alice." : . . "Shouldn't wonder f he was, said Mr. Tenney, complacently. "Nothing strange about that, with me the best fixed man in the township." "Why, Amos, I am surprised!" ex claimed Mrs. Tenney. "You know s well you want to know- that George would want Alice just the same if she come from from the Drommetses, down Tunkett way." "Mebbe," said Mr. Tenney, discreet ly. "Do you mean that he cares for Alice because you're well-to-do?" flash ed Mrs. Tenney. ; "Not altogether," said Mr. Tenney, coolly. "But 'tis hardly likely that he's unawares of the fact tbat Alice will have all I've got some day. You know he'll never have a penny from any body." "So yon mean to give me to under stand that he's scheming an' calclat ing on Alice's prospects is that it?" demanded Mrs. Tenney. "I ain't accusing him of anything," said Mr. Tenney, impartially. "I'm merely saying that George Is a poor young man an' that Alice's prospects are good." . "You was poor yourself when I mar ried yon," said Mrs. Tenney, reflective ly. . "I admit it," said Mr. Tenney, as im personally as he was able. "But that's no reason why I should set still an' see Alice make the same blunder." "Did pa's being forehanded Influence you any?" asked Mrs. Tenney. Mr. Tenney perceived the narrowing circle of his wife's reasoning. "If you're going to be pers'nal " he be gan. "Did it. Amos?" persisted Mrs. Ten ney. - "No, it didn't, an you know it," an swered Mr. Tenney, stiffly. "You fell in love with me just me didn't you?" Mrs. Tenney knew it without assurance, but she waited anx iously for her husband's answer. "Ain't yeu getting kind o mushy, Ann?" he asked, mildly. "It was that way. wa'n't it?" Mrs. Tenney continued, robustly. Mr. Tenney picked up the paper he had been reading when the conversa tion began. "I've always explained it that way to myself," he replied. Mrs. Tenney got up and began to move about the room. "I guess Til be stirring," she said. "We expect George to supper an' to spend the evenin'. He an' Alice are. engaged, Amos, and I told 'em I guessed to-night was good's any to ask your consent." There was a spluttering exclamation behind the paper. "What should you think we'd better give 'em silver or money?" Mrs. Ten ney asked, considerately. "Just which you think best, Ann," answered Mr. Tenney, watching his wife out of the room. "It's all right," Mrs. Tenney contin ued to Alice in the kitchen; "he didn't begin to go on as your gran'pa did. When ma spoke to him about your pa an' me, it took the greatest part ' the evening to bring him round." Youth's Companion. AUTOMATIC STRAINING DEVICE. Every woman who has attempted the task Is well aware of the muscular ef fort which is required to strain the cooked pulp of grapes, currants or other fruit to separate the juice for the mak ing of jelly. After depositing the pulQ in a strong cloth sack it becomes neces sary to treat the latter in about the same manner as the washwoman treats a sheet which she has just taken from HKAVT BINS REMOVES THE JUICS. the water to wring. The harder it can be squeezed the more juice will there be for making the jelly, and so no effort is spared to collect all that the pulp contains. Should the idea of a Western ' woman prove practical . for this purpose, the above described meth od of treatment win no longer be re sorted to, as the new method is ob viously easier than the old. ' The wo man's intention is to suspend the cloth sack, filled with the pulp, from a rod clamped to the table, with a heavy iron ring around the neck of the sack. This ring by the sheer force of its weight gradually settles downward over the bag, compressing its contents as it fails and expressing the juice into a receptacle placed beneath for the purpose. , Mary I. Lowry, of Indianapolis, Ind., is the inventor. . A Skeptic : - ' . "What do statistics show?" inquired the man who was warming up to his subject. ' . - "As a rule," answered the man who is always doubtful, "they don't show much except patience and industry on the part of the man who collected them." Washington Star. Though a man may hide his cloven foot, his cloven breath gives him f'Sisters of Charity ' Use Pe-ru-na for Coughs, Colds, Grip and Ca tarrhA Congressman's Letter In every country of the civilized world Sisters of Charity are known. Not only do they minister to the spiritual and intellectual needs of the charges committed to their care, but they also minister to their bodily needs. With so many children to take care of and to protect from climate and dis ease, these wise and , prudent Sisters have found Peruna a never failing safe guard. Dr. Hartman receives many letters from Catholic Sisters from all over the United States. A recommend recently received from a Cathloic institution in Detroit, Mich., reads as follows: Dr. S. B. Hartman. Columbus, Ohio: Dear Sir "The young girl who used the Peruna was suffering from larny gitis and loss of voice. The result of the treatment was most satisfactory. She found great relief and after fur ther use of the medicine we hope to be able to say she is entirely cured." Sisters of Charity. The young girl was under the care of the Sisters of Charity and used Pe runa for catarrh of the throat with good results as the above letter testifies. Send to the Peruna Medicine Co., Co lumbus, Ohio, for a free book written by Dr. Hartman. Ask Your Druggist for a Free Peruna Almanac for 1904 TFORTHi BOWELS tf Ton haven't a regular, healthy movement of the Dowels every dar, you're Blck. or will be. Keep roar bowels open, and be well. Force, In the shape of Violent physio or plU poison, is dangerous. Ths Smoothest, easiest, most perfect way ox seeping; tbe powels clear and clean is to teka Pleasant, Palatable, Potent. Taste Good. DoOfloS, Never Sicken,. Weaken, or Gripe. 10e, We. Write for free sample, and booklet on healtn. Address Starilas BaawSr Coapaar, Ohlest, Bsasnsl, Seek. SStt KEEP YOUR BLOOD GLEAN Willing He Should Smoke. "Any objections to my smoking here?" asked the offensively cheerful man as the vessel gave another disqui eting lurch. "None," replied the pale chap in the steamer chair, "here or hereafter." Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. ABSOLUTE ECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. 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It was through his genius and perseverance that it was intro duced to the medical profession of this country. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of Peru na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hattman Sanitarium, Colum bus, O. Wood Saws, Drag Saws run ty steam or gaso- . line engines, also the latest in saw mill ma chinery, stump pullers, well drilling machin ery, etc., etc Write for your needs. REIERSON MACHINERY CO. Foot of Morrison Street Portland Oregon PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD Cares Cholera, Hoop and other disease!. It Helpi hem !ar and makes chicka grow. Pkfs. 25 snd 50c; Psils. $3.50 Prussian Kerned? Co. St. Psnl THE BEST Tbe Prussian Poultry Food and Lice Killer are 'Crackeriacks." All Prus sian gooda frWe perfect satisfaction. T?. H1NTHORN, Hillyard, Wash. IS JUST WHAT IS NEEDED. 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