Corvallis gazette., December 15, 1903, Image 4

SarsaparOIa is unquestiona
bly the greatest blood andi
liver medicine known. It
positively and permanently
cures every humor, from
Pimples to Scrofula. It is
the Best
Blood Medicine.
Eve's Discovery.
"By observing the fall of an apple,"
remarked the moralizre, "Newton dis
covered the law of gravity."
"Yes," rejoined the demoralizer,
"and thousands of years previous
Mother Eve discovered the gravity of
the law by merely biting an apple."-
Chicago News.
Discouraging.
"Did you make any impression on
the young professor?"
"Goodness, , no!? Three of his!
fi.nnt.a Ilia aiatai onH a. pnnnin wctrA !
there listening to every word I said to
hiia." Detroit Free Press.
Satisfactory Division.
The old farmer and his wife had
agreed to separate. They had only
one child.
"Everything friendly?" inquired a
neighbor.
rtOh, yes,' ' replied the old man care
lessly. "No trouble about making a fair di
vision of the property?"
"Oh, no. She gets the kid and the
canned fruit, an' I get the pig and the
appples. That's even enough, ain't
it?" Chicago Post.
Tbe Temperature.
"Why do you watch the thermome
ter on the wall so closely?" queried the
invalid.
"Because," replied the untrained
nurse, "the doctor said if the tempera
ture got any higher I was to give you
another dose of quinine."
Bewildered.
"John Henry, I'll thrash you sound
ly if I ever catch you telling another
story that isn't true."
"And yet, ma, I heard you say to
the minister that I had great imagina
tion." The ShortoitWaj
out of an attack of
Rheumatism
E Neuralgia
Liver Pills
That's what you need; some
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and regulate your bowels. You
need Ayer's Pills. Vegetable;
gently laxative. bz5;.
Want your moustache or beard
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Price 25c. and 50c. jj
Tliat blood poison existed among the ancients has
been proven beyond question. It has been traced back
thousands of years, and is as old as the Pyramids. This
blighting curse has been handed down from nation to
nation and from ' individual to individual till it has
spread to all parts of the wprld.
Contagious blood poison, as it is called in modern
times, begins with a small sore or ulcer through which
a.1. ! a a 44 rws r 11
ine virus enters tne Diooa. mis is iouowea by innam-
znation and swelling of the glands of the groins, a red eruption breaks out
on the body, sores appear in the mouth and the throat becomes ulcerated, and
as the disease takes a deeper hold and the blood becomes jtnord thoroughly
infected, the hair and eyebrows drop out, the skin is spotted with copper-colored
splotches, the bones and muscles ache, and it seems to the victim of
this monster scourge there is not a sound spot in the whole body,
i . The horror of this awful disease ( ?
can never be told. The one who con
tracts it suffers in body and mind,
and if the poison is not eradicated
transmits the taint to his children,
and Contagious Blood Poison thus
becomes responsible for many of the
ills of childhood Skin Eruptions,
Catarrhal Troubles, Sore Eyes, Scalp
Disease, White Swelling, Scrofula
and others just as bad. S. S. S., the
great vegetable blood purifier and
tonic, has long been recognized as a
radical and safe cure for Contagious
Blood Poison.' It counteracts the
deadly virus and cleanses and puri
fies the diseased blood, and under its
tonic effects the general health im
proves and soon all signs of blood
poison are gone. The strong mineral
are so often prescribed for the disease,
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book, describing the different stages and giving all the symptoms, with
directions for treating one's self at home. Our physicians will furnish any
information or advice wanted free of charge. ;
ISSSW!FZSPECinGCO.g ATLANTA CJU
At tbe Mountain House.
Ida Jack and th young widow went
up the stream trout fishing this morn
ing. May Yes, and Jack forgot to take
along his fly.
Ida Oh, that doesn't matter. I
heard the boys ty the young widow ia
fly herself. -Chicago News.
When It's Necessary.
"Here's an article for women," he
paid, "on 'How to Make Yourself At
tractive to a Man.' "
"Before or alter marriage?" she in
quired, thinking it was about time to
have a little sport with him. '
"After, of course," he replied
promptly. "No woman ever lopes the
knack until after she's married."
No doubt he was, as she said, "a,
mean old thing." New York Times.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow'a SootMnf
riyrup the best remedy to use for their children
Hie leuins season.
No Kick Coming.
' Mr. Boxe This portrait doesn't look
like my wife at all.
Artist I know it doesnt, but it
looks like she thinks she looks.
Judge.
Trying Times.
"It must be very trying for a modest
girl," he remarked.
"Why?" she asked.
"She cannot turn from the naked
truth without running into a bare lie.
How It Goes.
"This is an extravagant age. My
father had a much better income than
I have, yet I spend dollars, where he
spent dimes." , .
"Ah, yes; you mean at the saloon."
Close Enough.
First Cat Willie Pussy and Tommy
Kittie had a milk-drinking contest last
night.
Second Cat Which beat?
First Cat Tommy Kittie, by a lap.
Piso's Cure Is a good cough .medicine.
It has cured concha and colds for forty
years. At druggists, 25 cents.
Testing a New Excuse.
"Say, old man, let's go out and have
a time tonight."
"What are you celebrating?"
"I've just thought out a new excuse
to mention to my wife." Harper's
Bazaar.
Quite True.
"Ef some young men," said Uncle
Eben, "was as industrious addin' up
tigers in columns as dey is gettin' 'em
in rows on policy slips, I reckons dey'd
be savin' money." Washington Star.
President Diaz's Costly Saddle.
Col. Cortina of the Mexican army
has presented President Diaz with a
saddle that cost $20,000. The colonel
has spent seven years superintending
its production.
Lover Is Dumb.
Nell So the engagement is broken
off?
Belle Yes. It seems she told him
one evening that she wasn't half beau
tiful enough to be his wife, and he
didn't deny her statement quick
enough to suit her. Philadelphia
Press. .
Wyndhara and Duval.
During a recent debate in the house
of commons on the Irish land bill an
opponent of that measure referred to
Mr. Wyndham, chief secretary for Ire
land,, who is very handsome, as a
charming highwayman who was rob
bing the British taxpayer. His critic
applied to the chief secretary the epi
taph on Claud Duval in Covent Garden
church: "Here lies Duval. Reader,
if male thou art, look on thy puree ; if
female, to thy heart."
Comes to America to Learn.
Dr. Beliario Sasa, a prominent sur
geon of Lima, Peru, has started for
New York to study the latest advances
in medicine and surgery and then re
port his observations.
. Tbe Difference. 1
Miss Languish Mercy! You don't
mean to say yqu destroy all your love
letters! I save mine religiously.
Miss Pertly Of course ; but, then,
you know it makes a difference where
one has only a few. Boston Trans
cript. JkS
IT AT) AXL THE SYMPTOMS.
Sear Sirs:
As a result of a serious blood disorder
my blood became poisoned and I suf--ferod
severely with Rheumatism and
other symptoms not necessary to men
tion. A. friend of mine told me that he
had been cared of my trouble by S. S. S.,
and upon his recommendation X began
its uso. After using: it for some time my
blood was thoroughly cleansed of all
poison and made pure and strong again-
I wish- also to speak of its tonlo prop,
erties. While purgringr my blood of
impurities, it built up my general
health, improved my appetite, gave me
increased strength, and I felt better in
every way.
I am a great believer in S. S. 3., and
with pleasure commend it to all in need
of a blood medicine.
Yours very truly.
' ROBERT M. ZwEITZIQ.
538 Walnut St., Lebanon, Pa.
remedies. Mercury and Potash, which
dry tip the sores, skin eruptions and
x 1 Z - 1 t- t it j 1.
exieinai signs, out leave me stomaca
and digestion rumed and the system u.
such condition that the disease usually
returns in worse form than ever.
S. S. S. is guaranteed a'purely vegeta
ble remedy. - $1,000 is offered for proof that
it contains a single mineral ingredient. If
you have blood poison write for our special
GOOD
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It Is related that a woman, who vis
ited the British Museum recently, said
to an attendant: "I have been looking
about for a skull of Oliver Cromwell.
Have you no skull of Cromwell here 7"
"No, madam," the attendant answered.
"How very odd," she exclaimed; "they
have a fine one in the museum at Ox
ford." On his first visit to London, an
Aberdeen youth visited a refreshment
parlor and, noting a woman eating an
ice, said to the waiter: "Hi, man, gi'e
me yin o thae." Being supplied, he
took a spoonful, and made a wry face.
"I'm dootin' it's a bit frost bitten, mis
ter," said he. "Oh, no, sir," remarked
the waiter, "It's an Ice." "Gosh! Do
they eat Ice in London?" asked the
wondering Aberdonian; "man, we
slide an' skate on't in Aberdeen!"
James M. Barrie, the novelist, has
no patience with reporters who try to
pry into his private affairs. On one
occasion he was asked to pen a short
autobiography. At first he refused,
and then, when the reporter began to
coax him, he stopped him, took up his
pen, and wrote as follows: "On ar
rival in London it was Mr. Barrie's
first object to make a collection of
choice cigars. Though the author of
'My Lady Nicotine does not himself
smoke, his grocer's message-boy does.
Mr. Barrie's pet animal is the whale.
He feeds it on ripe chestnuts."
Andrew Carnegie is only a few inch
es above five feet in height. Hemry
W. Phip'ps, his old partner, is not an
Inch taller, and John Walker, the other
member of the trio who revolutionized
the manufacture of steel, has perhaps
a little the better of both Carnegie
and Phipps. As for Henry C. Frick.
his head would just about reach to the
shoulder of a man of ordinary height.
It is said that one day, when these four
steel masters were walking together
on the streets of Pittsburg, . a boot
black called out to his business rival
further down the block, as the mil
lionaires passed: "Eh, Jimmy, git
onto der runts!"
Walking home from school, the other
day, some children were discussing the
perfection and usefulness of their re
spective fathers. "My father's the best
man in the world," said one little girl;
"he is a minister. He makes people
go to church." "Mine is the best."
piped up another; "he's a doctor. He
makes sick people well so they can
go to church." Three or four more
enlarged upon the benefit the world
derived from their fathers, when final
ly a sweet, blue-eyed little girl said:
"My papa's the best of all. He's a
poet." "A poet!" said another, in sym
pathetic surprise; "why, a poet isn't a
profession! It's a disease!"
Some curious anecdotes are related
of Hermann Zunipe, the Wagnerian
conductor at Munich, who died sud
denly a few weeks ago. He was well
known to be a spiritualist, and be
lieved that the ghosts of dead compos
er inspired his conducting of their
works. One day Zumpe told another
conductor of note how Beethoven's
spirit was present during the perform
ance of one of the symphonies, and
so pleased was the ghost that, after
the end of the first movement, he ex
claimed: "At last!" "Ah, my dear
fellow," exclaimed the other conductor,
"surely Beethoven made a mistake.
He thought it was the end of th'e last
movement"
Knew the Voice.
Like many other blind people, the
late Mr. Milburn, chaplain of Con
gress, could identify people by their
voices even when he did not know
them well, or had not seen them for
years. This is not strange when we
remember that Helen Keller, who Is
deaf and blind, can meet ten people at
once whom she has never "seen" be
fore, and when they shake hands .with
her to say good-by, can call them all
by their right names, identifying them
by the feeling of their hands.. The
Boston Transcript tells a story which
illustrates the pwer among the blind
to recognize voices. j
Once, when Mr. Milburn was out
driving, a man stopped the carriage
and beckoned Mr. Milburn's friend to
come across the street. He went, and
the stranger said:
"When I was 18 or . 20 years old
Doctor ' Milburn was in the habit of
dining with my father. I want to see
if he will know me by my voice."
The two men went back to Mr. Mil
burn's carriage. The stranger said:
"Dr. Milburn, do you know meV
"Yes, sir, you are the son of my old
friend, the publisher, Mr. Harper."
Mr. Milburn had not heard the voice
for more than thirty years.
Not long before Mr. Milburn died
Bishop Cranston visited him and en
tered the room without having his
name announced. When he spoke, Mr.
Milburn called him by his name. They
had not met for twenty-nine years.
Tbose Picture Puzzles.
"Oh, I know what's the matter with
you!" cried Mrs. Tankley.
"Z'at sho?" gurgled Mr. Tankley,
behind his paper. "Wat's matter wiz
me?" .
"Oh, it's plain enough! You're hold
ing that paper upside down."
"Yesh? Well er I'm tryln' sholve
a puzzle. Picture of Rooshevelt wis
out a hat; must find hat." Philadel-
1 phia Ledger.
Slaugnter of tbe Innocents.
Odessa, a city of 400,000 inhabitants,
has an orphan asylum at which since
1897 from 63 to 68 per cent of the in
fants received each year have died.
Official investigation showed that this
frightful rate of mortality was due to
unsanitary arrangements and the use
of poor milk.
What Steamships Cam Carry.
The railroad car will carry as much
as twenty teams of horses could haul,
and the great ocean steamers will
transport as much as 400 railroad cars
can carry.
Marriages may be made in heaven,
but a lot of them end in the other
place. - -
ABUSE GERMAN SOLDIERS.
Privates Are Treated with tbe Great
eat I nd lenity by Their Officers.
There have recently been a good
many convictions of German army
officers for abuse of military authority
In the treatment of subordinates and
have recently been exciting painful at
tention. Since January 1. 1903, there
have been 150 convictions of officers
and non-commissioned officers for
cruelty to their men, and tbe sentences
of Imprisonment or incarceration in
a fortress which have been imposed
amount, when added together, to over
fifty years. Between the end of June
and the end of September there have
been no fewer than eighty convictions
of this kind, involving sentences of
imprisonment the total terms of which
amounted to over twenty-four years,
to say nothing of condemnations in
volving Incarceration in a fortress,
degradation and- other penalties.
Eleven of, these eighty convictions
were against officers and as their pun
ishments varied between four months'
Incarceration In a fortress and seven
days' ordinary arrest it Is assumed
that their offenses were not of such
a heinous character as those of the
non-commissioned officers. In one case,
however, an officer was sentenced to
two months' Imprisonment and was
dismissed from the service. The heavi
est sentence was that which was im
posed upon the non-commissioned offi
cer Breidenbach, of ,the Fourth Guards
regiment, who was condemned to eight
years' Imprisonment for a very large
number of aggravated cruelties Inflict
ed upon the men of his company.
I The cases have been most numerous
among the Infantry and artillery; there
has been only one case In the cavalry.
By far the largest number of cases
were in the Prussian contingent, where
the penalties inflicted amounted to a
total of over twenty-three years' Im
prisonment In' Bavaria and about five
months in Saxony. It must be remem
bered, however, that the Prussian con
tingent represents more than three
fourths of the whole strength of the
German army.
DESTINY OF HUMAN SOULS,
Theory That the Spirits of Depraved
Men Pass Into the Beasts,
Are the bodies of animals Inhabited
by the souls of human villains dead
and gone? Don't sneer too hastily at
the question, for If it should be' an
swered finally In the negative science
Is at a loss to account for the utter
depravity of the animals. It is ap
parent to . the dullest observer that
dumb beasts exercise a malign influ
ence over man. Think of the tempers
ruined by cows that have kicked over
half -filled palls of milk. Think of the
reputations for truth that have been
destroyed by trout. Think of the hon
esty that has been turned Into deceit
by the horse, so that they who trade in
that animal are bywords among their
less sorely tempted brethren. Think
of the indefinite prolongation of this
list that might be made and then con
sider If animals are or are not ani
mated by the souls of human wretches
that-have passed away.
Some such theory must be accepted
and It is not open to doubt that rea
sonable people will accept , this: The
souls of the wicked are condemned to
pass into animals and to stay there
until they have discovered prospective
tenants worse than themselves.
This theory explains everything. The
liars inhabit fish," the tricksters horses
and those given to butting In become
goats. In the attempt to end their
tenancy by finding suitable successors
the evil spirits resort to temptation,
with, alas! unfailing success. The half
pound trout dropping off the hook flaps
his tall in ecstatic certainty that the
angler will proclaim him a five-pounder
at least. And the look of human
anticipation on the face of a goat
about to knock some unsuspecting per
son into a barbed wire fence can only
proceed from the knowledge that the
resultant explosion will lower another
soul into the mire as a stepping stone
for himself.
The theory is Irrefutable and Its
general acceptance would help the
world to a higher plane. Portland
Oregonian.
UNIQUE BUTTONHOLE CUTTER.
Some of the most simple ideas of the
Inventive genius have proven of the
most value to humanity, and it is safe
to venture that the idea of a Penn
sylvania man for a buttonhole cutting
scissors will develop into a wonderful
aid to all those dressmakers and oth
ers Into whose hands it may fall.
There' have been buttonhole-cutting
scissors before, it Is true, but here is
an affair that combines an ordinary
pair of scissors with one that will
BUTTONHOLE CTJTTEB.
make the little slits in the cloth and
will avert all necessity for laying down
one of the tools of seamstress' art for
the picking up of another.
This arrangement, which is made
plain by the accompanying picture,
consists of a pair of scissors which
can be used In ordinary cutting, to the
handle of which is affixed a peculiarly
shaped cutting blade which will do
the buttonhole work in an instant
when the cloth is placed beneath it.
There is no danger of its being mis
laid or lost, for the worker has it ever
before her, as she does the other cut
ting necessary in her work.
It isn't always tbe long-haired man
who has the most brains.
Wise Old Man. '
Methuselah was showing his friend
around the premises. "And what ii
that vast warehouse for?" asked the
mend. "Oh, that is to store my
birthday presents in," replied the old
man. Thus we see that a green old age
has its advantages
riTB Permanently tuna, xrofltsor
Mia after first day's use of Dr.Klioe'sUreatN
Restorer. Send fur Wm M2 trial hnitlo&nrf traa
Dr. It. H. Kline, Ltd.. 841 Arch 8k. Philadelphia, Pa,
Enterprise and Caution.
'I shall get there," quoth Enter
prise, confidently.
"Where?" asked Caution.
Here Enterprise bestowed a withering
look upon her laggard sister.
"As to that I know nothing," she
replied, haughtily; "further than tl at,
when I get there it will be somewhere
else," -Detroit Free Press.
flbwi twist
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for an?
ease of Cattarra that can not be cored by Hall1!
Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Props. , Toledo, O.
We the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney
for the pant 15 yean, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and fin
ancially able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm. .
WssrA Tmjax.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
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Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O.
Hall's Catarrh Care Is taken internally, acting
nirectly on the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system. Price 7.V- per bottle. Sold Sy all
ftrngtristt. Testimonials free.
Hall's Family PilU are the best.
Blame All Upon tbe Berries.
A small parishioner' in Aberdeen
brought a basket of strawberries to the
minister very early on Monday morn
ing. "Thank you, my little girl," he
said, "they are very beautiful berries.
But I hope you didn't gather them yes
terday, which was the Sabbath day?"
"No, sir," replied the child, "1
picked them this morning. But the;
was growin' all day yesterday." Stray
Stories.
Too Suggestive.
"That new waitress must go," said
the landlord , of the select boarding
house. . .
"What has she done?"
"Why, when she was to ask the
guests if they would have tea or coffee
she said, 'Name yer drink order.' "
Chicago Record-Herald.
Paper Clothes.
Paper clothes are the latest novelty.
A Berlin tailoring house is now offering
complete paper suits for $2.50. The
prospectus gives full instructions foi
measuring one's self, and the firm alsc
advertises in foreign journals, evidently
expecting to do an export business.
The material is woven and pressed, of a
dark cream color, and apparently nol
very light. World's Paper Trade Re
view. Childish Amusements In Boston
"Are you going to play horse?"
asked the benevolent gentleman -whe
takes an interest in children.
"Certainly not," answered the little
Boston boy. "We are amusing our
selves by the assumption that brothei
Waldo is an ichthyosaurus and that I
am a prehistoric man in pursuit ol
him." Washington Star.
At 2 In tbe Morning. .
"Seen the comet?"
"Nope. No use to me. My wife
never asks me for any excuses."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Wood Saws, Drag Saws run by steam or gaso
line engines, also the latest in saw mill ma
chinery, stump pullers, well drilling machin
ery, etc., etc.
Write for your needs.
REIERSON MACHINERY CO.
Foot of Morrison Street
Portland Oregon
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I had a most stubborn cough
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- Sixty years of cures
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As It Sometimes Happens.
"How pretty Miea Goviua looks in
white! Who is that girl standing near
her, with the big, red hands?"
"That's her sister. She washes and
irons Miss Govius'
Tribune.
gowns." Chicago
Cold Beauty.
1 Towne What a haughty creature
she is. She has rather a foreign look,
hasn't she?
Brownts Yes; but I'm sure she's
from Boston. Her name is Eisberg.
Philadelphia Press. .
f I Y "Si . J"
t -nVrwiisiwr-xinnir- mi t-iitti sum-nimia"
The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa
ture of Chas. II. Fletcher and has been made under his
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Just-as-good" are but Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTOR1A
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothinsr Syrups. It is Pleasant. 16
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
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