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V f V A 7 Dragged'Doivn Feeling In the loins. ', '., -' Nervousness, unrefreshing sleep, despon dency; It ia time you were doing something. The 'kidneys were anciently called the reins In your case they are holding the reins and driving you into serious trouble. Hood's Sarsaparilla Acts with the most direct, beneficial effect on the kidneys. : It contains the best and safest substances for correcting and toning these organs. - J-. 4 A Qood Reason. Mrs. Greene What do yon have , an . alarm 'clock in your chamber for if yon don't have the alarm wound up? Mrs. Gray If yon could have heard the awful things my husband said when the alarm went off, yon wouldn't ask me. Keeping Her Qood Ear on Watch. " "Yea should sleep on your right eide, madam." "I really can't do it doctor; my hus band talks in his sleep, and I can't hear a.thing with my left ear." Town Topics. ' 4 i . ; Inadequate Motive. Howes What did they do with that fellow who was arrested for stealing ci gars from McStogy's place? Barnes Oh, he was discharged. The prosecutor was nnable to prove a motive for the alleged theft. The judge aa it happened had smoked one of McStogy's cigars. His Narrow Logic. "If I had my way," said the man of high principles, 'there would be ,,no money in politics.?' " ''' V "But," eaid Senator Sorghum, ; "if yon didn't put any money in politics it isn't likely you could have your way." LOWEST RATES To Chicago, Dubuque and the East; to Des Moines, Kansas City and ' the Southeast, via Chicago Great West ern railway. Electric lighted trains. Unequalled service. Write to J. P. Elmer, G. P. A., Chicago, for informa tion. ; ' An Odd Contrast. It is a curious fact that, whereas in Italy the eduated classes are physically greatly inferior to the peasants, in Eng land members of the learned societies are physically superior to the laboring classes. jumping Powers of Women. While a woman can, aa a rule, only throw a ball 45 per cent aa far as a man-, she can jump 62 per cent, as far as a man can leap. . . ' , Btatx of Ohio, Citt or rouroo, Lucas County. ( Flame J. Chknby makes oath that he Is the senior parter of the firm of F. J. Chkniy & Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will par the sum ot ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catasrh Curk. 1 FRANK J. CHENEY i Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this sth day of December, A D. 1886. "saTI ' '"""'' A. W. GLEASON, ' " t-; U.Ui -;- Hotsry Public Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. 3. CHENEY fc CO., Toledo, a, Sold by druggists, 75c j BaU's Family Pills ere the best, - ' - Nine Peas in a Pod. ". " J When'a maiden is shelling peas, && cording- to an old superstition, she should if she find a pod with nine peas in it put it over the house door. Then the first young man to , enter the house through the door will marry her. j His Conscience Troubled Htm. "Look here, are you the man I gave a square meal to one cold, bleak Feb ruary morning?" "I'm the : man, mum." " Well, do you remember you promised to shovel all the snow out of my back yard and then, sneaked off without doing it?'.'. "Yes, ,. mum, an me conscience smote me. Dat's de reason I . tramped - all de way here t'reugh de blazing sun to finish de job." V PITA Permanently cured, wo fits or narrow 11 10 arternrstday'suseofrjr.K.line'sareatNerve Kestorer. Send for Free S trial bottle and treatise. Dr. K. H. Kline, IM..KI Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa. - f A-A - Cause for Joy: - Mamma Yes.'the elcrpers hare been discovered at Niagara Falls. They are going to telegraph home for forgive ness. 4mprl VV'w ' Papa -Thahk 'goodness! I thought - they were' going to telegraph home for funds. t',.'-. ., ; Doesn't Reciprocate. . "Mis'ry likes comp'ny, don't"it?'-. "Yes, but when 2 see it com in', dat's de day I don't feel sociable." Atlanta Constitution. -y a.-, ,r --t S v Ayer's i Pills are t good liver pills. You know that. The best family laxative you can buy. They keep the bowels regular, cure constipation. ; LwefrsVa.: Want your moustache or beard a beautiful brown or rich black? Use BUCKINGHAM'S DYE jyriCTjQyquo'Tg on m. r. mLL t c0-;l"lw,'.j OILED ClQTnlNs Made in Wadtor jtllow for ill kinds f wrt work, on k evtrywhtre. Look for the Sign of the Fijh.&n4 .the nunc TOWER on the buttons. ULj TtWt CSSSMim tt.tom, TStOMTe.CSS. Good Fills mm ? I ' " CRESHUE All U fAllf," I I ' , ' I iBeetCooehSyrnik TastMOood. rM 11 . A WEIRD RELIC HUtory of the Bknll Used by E4wia v XtmMm 4-mm HUnMU t -V- mm u mmwm mwm n.m Wj i. On a bracket In- Ewln Booth's bed room at The Players the apartment remains as be left it that solemn April day ten years' ago stands a sadly di lapidated skull which the elder Booth, and afterward bis . son Edwto, used to soliloquize over in the graveyard at Elslnore In the fifth act of "Ham let." I .""." , " 4- ' ' " In the early forties, while' playing an engagement somewhere in the wild West Junius Brutus Booth did a ee riea of kindnesses to a particularly un deserving fellow, the name of him unknown-to us. The man, as it seemed, was a combination of gambler, horse stealer and highwayman In brief, a miscellaneous desperado, and precisely the melodramatic sort of person likely to ,touch the sympathies of .the half mad player. In the course of nature or the law, presumably the law, the adventurer boldly disappeared one day, and in time ceased to exist even as a reminiscence "in the florid mind of his sometime benefactor '-:-"s" As the elder. Booth , was seated at breakfast one morning in a hotel in Louisville, Kentucky, a negro boy en tered the rooin bearing, a small osier basket neatly covered with a snowy napkin. It had the general aspect of a basket""' of fruit or flowers sent by some admirer, and as such it figured for a :moment in Mr. Booth's conjec ture. On lifting; the cloth the actor started from the chair wltba genuine expression on his features of that ter ror which he was used so marvellous ly to simulate in "Richard III." In the midnight tent-scene, or as Macbeth when the ghost of Banquo usurped his seat at table. In, the pretty willow-woven basket lay the. head of Booth's old pensioner, which head the old pensioner had be queathed in due legal form to the tra gedian, begging him henceforth to adopt it as one of the necessary stage properties in the fifth 5 act ef Mrj Shakespeare's jtragedy.. of j. i'Hamlet. "Take it away, you black imp!" thun dered the actor to the equally aghast negro boy, .whose curiosity had hap pily not prompted him to Investigate the dark nature of his burden. . : Shortly afterward, however, the horse-stealer's ' residuary legatee,, re covering from the 'first shock of hla surprise, fell into the grim humor of the situation and proceeded .. to , carry out to the letter the" testator's whim sical request. " Thus "it was that the skull came to secure an , engagement to play the role of poor Yorick in J. B. Booth's company of strolling players, and to continue awhile longer to glim mer behind the footlights In the hands of his famous son. !entury. .., . .. . . AH EXTRAORDINARY FEAT. Castaway Sailor Orerpowsrs Hie Com panion in Order to Save Him. I An extraordinary feat of courage and coolness was performed by John Clements, j who was cast ; away in t a dory only last summer off the Labra dor Banks. "- On "July 21, when the schooner Protector : was- just 'beyond the straits of Belle Isle, Clements and George Johnston;, another of the crew, were out in a dory together.- ; The fog shut, down suddenly and shut, them off from their ship. f. They rowed about for hours trying to find, her, as there were ho other, craft in that region, and land was thirty miles away. ' When night came on they determined to make, for the - coast before the polar current swept them south, , They were without food 'and water4 and the ocean was filled with. Icebergs. .The . morning came, at. last with a bright sun and breeze, and they set" a sail for a few hours. , .But a storm followed, and ;by nightfall -the boat was half full of water and lying to a drag, the rain pouring down and both men bailing their . hardest. As , the third night approached without sight of land Johnston last heart - and aban doned the oars. -Clements held on un til his mate became delirious . and threatened to jump overboard. . v Then Clements, being the stronger, overpowered Johnston and tied him up In the bottom of the boat, an operation whlcl4 from their A struggles, nearly swamped her. After daybreak Clem ents got out the oars again , and , at noon reached the shore, landing in a little cove. Here he found a brook that gave.. Johnston a refreshing, draft; besides a meal of freeh roots and ber ries. This restored' the latter and Clements cut him- loose. Then ..they started to coast south, and in the after noon. were, picked up by a Newfound land, schooner. Leslie's Monthly. OLD FOLKS OF MORMON CHURCH As Interesting Gathering; -of Adher . este of Brlfhsm Tonne '' A recent dispatch from Salt Lake City tells of a gathering of .. the old folks of the Mormon - Church which had just been held at American Fork. Of the old people present forty-one were above the age of 90; 168 were over 80 and under 90, and 617 of them were, more than 70 and under 80 years liv' They had -a- beu'quet whereat they devoured slty, bushels of green pea. 800 chickens, 250 pounds of ham, twenty bushels of potateea, ten bush els -t of cherries, 100 large & cakes, 500 loavea of bread andvfhe "trimmings" ap'prbprTate to such a meal. Someof theee persons were' members ' of the Mormon organisation when Joseph Smith was at its head, .and all of them lived under and recognised the leader ship of Brig-ham Young. The aggre gate, age of the 813 men and women, at this "gathering was v 63,41 years, 'and they have 48,780 descendants a show ing which ought "to"dellght Mr. Roose velt But there, is nothing in the last figures to discourage the people of other States :fromesBaying the biblical injunctions to multiply and replenish the , earth. : , True,,- these . Utah j people have established a prolific standard, and one that rwill be difficult to live up to; but. -It; must be remembered that the Mormons had advantages which are denied .to . people of .other States by lawv, .v . - -.., t When a man, mores to another town, and has it in for jtlie'town he lp you can depend upon it that he has nver done anything to help the;town along, -and was au nihdesirable citizen".,'"1 ' r. .it. rri J -v Born diplomats " handle , the' ,, truth with care." ' v ' . - Medical a FCC Advice Every sick and ailing woman, " . Every young firl who suffers monthly. Every woman who Is approaching maternity. Every woman who feels that life Is a burden. Every woman who has tried all other means to regain health without success, Every woman who is going through that critical time the change of life b Invited to write to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass., in regard to her trouble, and the most expert advice telling exactly how to obtain a CURE will ha sent absa lntely free of cost. " V The one thing that qualifies a person to give advice on any subject Is experience experience creates knowledge. No other person has so wide an experience with female ills nor such a record of success as Mrs. Pinkham has had. Over a hundred thousand cases come before her each year. Some personally, others by maiL And this has been going on for twenty years, day after day, and day after day... - I; . -' Twenty years of constant success think of the knowledge thus gained! Surely women are wise in seeking advice from a woman with such an experience, especially when it is free. Mrs. Hayes, of Boston, wrote to Mrs. Pinkham when she was ingreat trouble. Her letter shows the result. There are actually thousands of such letters in Mrs. Pinkham's possession.' ' : . " Dear Mrs. Pinkham : I have been under doctors' treatment for female troubles for some time, but without any relief. They now tell me I have a fibroid tumor. I cannot sit down without great pain, and the soreness extends up my spine. I have bearing' down pains both back and front. My abdomen ia swollen, I cannot wear my clothes with any comfort. Womb is dreadfully swollen, and I have had flowing spells for three years. My appetite is not good. I cannot walk or be on my feet for any length of time. "The, symptoms of Fibroid Tumor, given in your little book, accurately describe my case, so I write to you for advice." Mrs. . F. Hayes, 259 Dudley St (Boston), Roxbury, Mass. i i ; ' -"Dbab Mrs. Pinkham: I wrote to you describing my symptoms, and ? asked your advice. You replied, and I followed all your directions carefully ' for several months, and to-day I am a well woman. ' ; " The use of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, together with your advice, carefully followed, entirely expelled the tumor, and strength ened the whole system. I can walk miles now. ' "Your Vegetable Compound is worth five dollars a drop. I advise all women who are afflicted with tumors, or any female trouble, to write you for advice, and give it a, faithful triaL" Mbs. E. F. HfTBSj 258 Dudley St (Boston), Roxbury, Mass. , . - - Mrs. Hayes will gladly answer any and all letters that may be addressed to her asking about her illness, and how Mrs. Pinkham helped her. - ' l-: : , $5000 FORFEIT 1 we cannot forthwith HWTt wiuiuonuu! wiuua wus jhwvsj Iydi ' Do it They Please. Dick These folks next door have n awful good time. Dora How? ' v- Dick Oh, they don't have to go any where, and they don't entertain. Ex change. M An All the Year a - J JluRI -Tit ir u constant sunerers, while otners have only occasional spells of Rheumatism but either kind is wearing upon the constitution, and in time produce stiffness in the muscles and joints, and Sometimes the acids thrown off bj the blood settle upon the. valves o the ; ' , heart and ends suddenly and fatally. ' . v- ' " '"-Porttand, Ind., Jan. 10, 108. It won't do to let Rheumatism .- Aftr -- terribly crippled fol run on. It is a dangerous disease, and T!!J2.wtt .utu aad . j ' 4.. aavlns; tried well known remedies Z can never.tell where it is going to j 9M t xmluu Aad M stnke. Homerremedies, : plasters, lmi- of tk. wond.rful eff.ct. ef rnents - and such ; things as produce B. 9. 8., I concluded to try it, amd counter-irritation are. soothing and Hub happy t say that I was eatirely may relieve the pain temporarily, bnt . eured, and am able to work as well the-nolluted. acid blood cannot be as I ever did. reached bv external aenlications. . - . Rheumatism must' be treated,, through the blood, -and no remedy brings such prompt and lasting relief . as S. S. S. It attacks the disease in the blood: neutralizes the acids, , and removes all irritating poisons 1 and effete - matter from the system. . S. S. S. strengthens and enriches the thin acid blood, and, as it circu lates through the body, the corroding,-gnawing poisons and acid deposits are dislodged and washed out of the muscles and joints, and the sufferer eBBjw bV 4 VABBkw Bi "48nsw sm iNsw J Tb a T' 5 bkkB-BBF 8ASmtaB8PJ ; , v.j about their case will receive valuable aid and helpful advice from our physicians, for which no charge is made. We will mail free our special book on Rheumatism, which is the result of years of practical experience in treating this disease. It contains much, interesting information about all kinds of Rheumatism. THE SWIFT lg-pSGftiwickHay Press The South wick hat the largest capacity, la fastest end easiest worker of any Hey Press made. " . ' " ' ' 4 ,." Send for catalogue. Mailed free. : :.--vC- -- -fwlITOHELLr LEWIS A STA VER OO. to Women, erodnoe tnerigtnal latter-and signature ef aimviu! anuiuwwN. K. Pinktutm Medicine Co., Lynn, Hui, Pride. Von : PorkerAren't you satisfied with that ante-nuptial agreement? LordGrafter I don't want to lose my self respect after marriage by hav ing" to run to my wife for , every thous and. Life!' M ' :' ' Round Disease. w Rheumatism does not come and go with winter time always; in fact some suffer more during the Spring and Summer than at anv other season. When i the blood is charged with Uric Acid Alkali and other irritating poisons, then the system is in the right condition jor xuieumausm to develops and an attack is liable to come at any time, Winter or Summer. Rheumatism, because it attacks different parts of the body, and is sudden or slow in its action, is given various names such as acute and chronic, muscular, articular, inflammatory, mercurial and sciatic, but it is the same old acid blood that' causes all. Some ana - I eheerfuUy recommend 8. 8. 8. to ; all sufferers ot this terrible eUaease. Md wiU. eay that if they will eoa timue the treatment, aa per direc tieas, they will ted a permanent emre. ; B. W. 8X28. . is nappiiy Teuevea irom uic uisv;uuuui m ' and misery of Rheumatism. 1 t S. S. S: is a purely vegetable remedy, does not contain any Potash or snneral of any; kind, and can be taken with safety by old and young. rmeuiaauc sunerers wno wiilc us SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA, CA tofciSB:-l gaginvemioni With an open gauge in a central part of Edinburgh, Dr. W. G. Black last year collected dust and soot Indicating a total fall of twenty-four pounds per one hundred square feet. Nature's infinite variety is well il lustrated In the, collection of photo graphs of snow crystals made during the past 20 years by Mr. W. A. Bent ley of Vermont. He has now more than 1,000 photographs of individual crystals, and among them no two are alike. A relation between the character of dreams and the intensity of sleep has been shown by the experiments of N. Vaschlde. In profound sleep the dreams refer to latent recollections of long-past events and matters seeming ly having no connection with the pres ent; but the dreams of light slumber are inspired by recent occurrences and excitements, and are sometimes con nected with what is transpiring around the sleeper. Coal workings around Cheadle, in North Staffordshire. England, have been traced back as far as the reign of Richard III. The early mining is explained by local geological condi tions, as the coal-seams instead of being hidden under drift as in other parts of England were brought to no tice through dark streaks turned up by the. plow. A late discovery is an old level that must have been driven at least three hundred years ago for draining a coal tract. After a series of experiments with carrier-pigeons for conveying intelli gence, the German naval authorities have decided to erect permanent pig eon stations on the coasts of the North and the Baltic seas. Every warship, except torpedo-boats, leaving Kiel or Wilhelmshaven will hereafter carry a consignment of pigeons, to be released at varying distances from the land sta tions. It is estimated that the birds have sufficient endurance to fly home over a distance of about 186 miles from land. After so much has been said of the excellence of applied science in Ger many, it is gratifying to learn from Lieutenant Garden who has returned from an inspection of the iron, steel and machinery establishments of Eu rope, conducted in the Interests of the St. Louis Exposition, that even in German shops the high-grade work Is done with American tools. For gen eral work, he says, German tools have taken the place of English tools, which, ten years ago, were employed In every shop of importance; but for work requiring great precision and excellence, there is to be found, in nearly all the leading shops, a group of American tools. . In the new fire-alarm system of Emile Guarini of Brussels, automatic signals are sent to the engine house by wireless telegraphy. The rise of the mercury in a thermometer acts upon a relay, and sets in motion a wheel which makes and breaks the electric circuit by a series of contacts. A series of Impulses is thus sent through an induction coil and the us ual transmitting apparatus. The re ceiver at the central station or engine house includes air and earth conduc tors, coherer, battery and Morse in strument. The same receiver can serve a number of transmitters in different places, and as the contacts on the wheel can be varied, the exact location of the fire can be indicated. NICKNAMES Given Often for Absurd Beaeone, and Generally They Stick. "Wonderful how nicknames stick to a person," said the observant man. "There were two nice little women in our village who came to call on us one evening, and we offered them pop corn which the children had just brought in from the kitchen. They re fused, but not so emphatically as to keep us from giving them two heap ing plates of the corn. We kept re filling the plates and they kept crunch ing all the evening. There was some thing so funny about it that I called them - 'the popcorn ladies,' and the name has stuck to them so that the whole village knows them by it. "I once knew a man who talked incessantly in a high-pitched voice and a bright girl dubbed him 'the chlrper.' The name was quickly passed around among the young people, and now the greater part of his friends know him by that name. A very dignified young woman of my acquaintance goes by the name of 'Whonf to this day be cause when she was a very little girl she used to call herself 'Mrs. Whonf 'when she played grown-up' ladles, and the family picked it up. She simply can't shake the absurd name. "More than one red-haired man is known by the name of 'pink,' and phil osophically accepts -the title. I have an" acquaintance who holds a respon sible position who is -known by the name of 'Dotty.' It . seems that one day a mischievous girl discovered that he had three very prominent dimples. She promptly dubbed him 'Dotty Dimple,' and now he is known to all his associates as 'Dotty.' Another man of my acquaintance Is always called 'Bluebeard' because he has such a very white and thin skin that if he does not shave dally bis beard shows blue through it. That name, too, cam through a woman's quick wit. "An old lady friend of mine is still cr lied 'Peachy' because when she was a young, girl she had a complexion like peaches and cream. Her brother promptly dubbed her oeachy," and 'Peachy' she will remain to the end of her days. In a certain household a very feminine little woman is still called 'The Boy,' because when she was a young girl she went through a very serious illness which made it nec essary to cut her hair short. Her younger sister said she was 'The Boy' of the family, and the dainty lady is still called by that absurd name. "An effeminate man was once called 'Viola' by one of the boys tn the office, and now we know him by nothing else. Another one of the boys in the office is always called 'Chesty,' and although he yot angry at first he has cheerfully accepted the name now. "Our bookkeeper is always putting tn his oar when it is not at all neces- sary, and I think now he will be ; known until the end of time as 'Gen eral Butts.' A friend of mine who is always called 'Cheerful' doesn't know whether he is called that because his friends believe he has a sunny dis position or because they consider him a cheerful idiot. But, at any rate, he can't shake the name." Philadelphia Ledger. FIRST PLANTING OF SPONGES. Eneceeefnl Experiments Made by the Government on Florida Coaat, Not content with utilizing all the available resources in the United States for the purpose of supplying the needs of the people of this country, Uncle Sam has Invaded the sea, says the Philadelphia Ledger. The gov ernment haa gone In for sponge culture. The supply of sponges has never equaled the demand, and we have been importing most of those required for the domestic trade. According to the enthusl tic trade. . According to the enthusl asts of the United States Fish Com mission, the American invasion of Eu rope soon will add sponges to its list of commodities. Successful experiments have been conducted, and the actual work of planting sponges off the coast of Flori da is being done under the supervision of Captain James A Smith, of the Fish hawk. The sponges used in the propagation are of the sheepshead va riety, the most valuable in the world, and which fill every commercial re quirement Dr. H. F. Moore, assistant Commissioner of Fish and Fisheries, devised the method of planting. The sponges are cut into small pieces from one to two inches in dl ameter. These small fragments of the living sponge, which are dark in color, the pores filled with fishy matter, are firmly fastened to pieces of coral, rock or terra cptta brick and dropped over board. . Thin aluminum wire Is used for fastening them to the objects. The use of the aluminum wire is the solu tion of the difficulty which confronted the experimenters. The pieces .of sponge have one outer skin intact, with the outer edges raw. The latter, how ever, quickly heal. The aluminum wire will, of course, pierce the sponge and form a small bore, or hole, through them. The wire corrodes; but this Is an advantage, for it gradually wears away, leaving the sponge free of any foreign substance. " Most of the difficulties attending the culture have been met in attempting to find something to bind the sponges to the rocks which would last long enough for the growth to attach Itself naturally to the new bed. The alumi num wire does this. Wood, string, cop per and iron wire and various . other substances were attacked by the salt water and animal life and rendered useless. Sponges are being planted at Bis cayne bay, Anclote Keys and ' Key West An effort will be made to put the new industry on its feet so that private capital will become Interested In carrying it on. There Is evey. rea son to believe that the venture will be successful and that in a short qme all the sponges needed in the United States will be raised in Florida wa ters. ' ' . HABITS OF COWBIRD. j It Associates with the Animals in Or der to Kind Insects. The eowblrd Is black and a little smaller than the red-winged blackbird. There are three species, two of vvhich the common and red-eyed migrate to our Northern States and are found as sociated together. , The male of the common cowbird has a head and; neck of deep wood-brown, while the,' red eyed is wholly black and verv lus trous. The females. are smaller) than the males and duller in color, altpough the red-eyed female Is quite black. The bird receives Its name trjom its association with cows, beside;' which It feeds, snatching up the insects that are disturbed by their heavy tread. About half a dozen usually attend a single animal or a bunch of cattle, part of which may be of one species and part of the other. Indeed, the two associate together as peacefully as though they were of the same spe-1 cies j " ' The most serious indictment against the cowbird is that It builds no nests and does not rear its own family, its eggs are laid in the nests of green lets, warblers, finches and other blackbirds, most of which are smaller than itself. Of the first five red-wings' nests examined in 1902, four contained the eggs of the cowbird. The summer warbler was one day found burying the detestable egg in the bottom of her nest together with one of her own. Two orchard orioles' ' nests, nbt fifty feet apart each contained the egg of the- parasite, probably of the. same breed. Country Life In America. The Pearl of Peacemakers. Before the Spanish-American war there were numerous conferences be tween the leaders of the Senate and House in Washington, usually held at the residence of some cabinet mem ber. At the 'most exciting stage Senator Allison, of Iowa, the great compro miser, came into a conference where there were a dozen of the biggest men in the government "Well, Allison," said Secretary Hay, "which side have you been helping to-day those who want war or those who do notr Senator Allison rubbed his hands, "I have been doing a little for both," he said. Saturday Evening Post Coffee in Brazil. -The Brazilians drink coffee as the Germans drink beer. A great many cups are drunk each day by the aver age man and woman. The coffee is made very strong and very sweet Distribute fifteen or twenty cents around among the neighbor children, and ,you can create more happiness than the iron kings when they give a million to a college; ; In your misunderstandings with peo ple, do you, give the other side fair consideration? Don't profess that you j are always right - . ' I -A Cough I mmWmmmWmmmmmmWmmmmtkmmWkmWkmmmmmmmmmm " I have made a most thorough trial of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral and am prepared to say that for all dis eases of the lungs it never disap points." J. Early Finley, Ironton, O. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral wont cure rheumatism; we never said it would. It won't cure dyspepsia; we never claimed it. But it will cure coughs and colds of all kinds. We first said this sixty years ago; we've been saying it ever since. Tan sizes : 25c, tie., SI. All srafrUU. Consult your doctor. If he says take It, than do as ha ttjt. If he tells you not to take It, then don't take It. He knows. Leave it with him. We are willing. J. C. AYER CO.. Lowell, Mass. Cripple Creek Mines. Cripple Creek's second geological sur vey will begin this month. The min ers of the district have every reason to be lie ve that wealth increases to a reasonable depth say 2,500 feet. This was the conclusion of Prof. Lakes as early as 1892. Piso's Cure Is a good couch medicine. It has cured coughs and colds for forty years. At druggists, 25 cents. Rivals in Misfortune. People are often proud ot the proper ties to which they are hehs, but surely few landed eetates are so vaunted, few castles are so boasted about, as are the ills to which the flesh is heir. Human nature fairly revels in its misfortunes, and this revelry leads to rivalry and to many complications. None is so proud, none is so jealous, as your traveling invalid. London Queen, Mothers will And Mrs. Window's Soot bin Syrup the best remedy to use for their children the teething season. Some Reputations. "Do you'subscribe to the theory that people's characters are made by . what they eat?'.' "No," answered the scientist; "but judging from the advertisements, I should say that in many cases their reputations are made by the medicines they take." Washington Star. Putting Her Right. "That man with the bird cage on hie face," remarked the beautiful girl in the grand stand to her escort, "just yelled 'foul, but I can't see even a feather." "Of course not," replied the wise guy who had steered her up against the game, "both of the nines are picked. See?" Chicago News. Stlckney Gasoline Engine Fifty dollars can be saved by buvinar the above. Will run cheaper, chopping 15 to 20 bushels per hour, wood saw, well drilling machinery, pumpg, etc. Write for catalogue. RETERS0N MACHINERY CO., Foot of Morrison Street Portland, Oregon. - II Finest in the world. Sit right down and write for beautiful illustrated special catalogue on rose bushes. Hoffman Bros.,768 Gllsan St, Portland, Oregon. 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