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CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS.
i ixragn Dyrop. -rastes uooa.
In time. Sold by druggists.
Not Worth the Trouble.
You write your first name very well
indeed, Mies Pinkie," criticised the
writing teacher, "bat you make a sad
botch of it."
( "What is the difference, Mr. Spen
cer?" asked the pretty girl. "I expect
to change the Johnson part of it some
day
dreat Institution.
Lady Education is a great thing.
Sandy Indeed it is mum. How
could I ever know what dey had fer free
lunch if I didn't Know how to read7
His Only Standard.
"Sc you refuse to believe that wire
less telegraphy is really practical?"
"No." said the capitalist, who al
ways figures closely ; "I don't say that."
"Wouldn't you believe the evidence of
your own sense?" "Yes. But I have
no evidence as yet. I've never made a
dollar out of it." Washington Star.
Cause for Rejoicing.
Bix Does your wife play the pi
ano? Dix No.
Bix Does she play any,, musical
instrument?
Dix None whatever.
Bix That's good. You ought to
be proud of her accomplishments.
SOLUTE
ECURITV.
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Uttle Over Pills.
Must Bear Signature of ;
torn Fac-Slmlle tyrapper Mow.
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FUR DIZZINESS.
F08 EIUOIISKESS.
FOR TORPID LIVE?.
FOR CONSTIPATICtf,
FOR SALLOW 5KIM.
FORTHECOMPLEZJOjn
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CURE SICK HEADACHE..
Must Be Delightful Climate.
Water freezes every night of the year
at Alto Crucero in Bolivia, while at
noonday the sun is hot enough to blis
ter the flesh.
Treats Her Like An Angel.
Ethel She's sorry enough that she
married him, I'll wager.
Mabel The idea! How can you say
that? He thinks her a perfect angel,
and treats her
Ethel As though she really were
one. He doesn't buy her anything to
wear. Tit-Bits.
Rubbing It In.
Weaver Who was the fellow who
just stopped you?
Deaver That was my old barber.
"Does he usually stop you on - the
Btreet?"
"No, but he knows I'm shaving my
self now, and he just wanted to gloat
over me," Philadelphia Ledger.
Not Even a Comparison.
La Moyne You did not seem much
disturbed by the rumpus. .
"No, I heard my wife discharging j
the cook before I left home." Chicago
Daily News. t
An All the Year
CARTER'S
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constant sufferers, while others have only occasional spells of Rheumatism
but either kind is wearing upon the constitution, and. in time produce
stiffness in the muscles and joints, and sometimes the acids thrown off bl
tne Diooa settle upon we vaives o tne
heart and ends suddenly and fatally.
It won't do to let Rheumatism
ran on. It is a dangerous disease, and
yon can never tell where it is going to
strike. Home remedies, plasters, lini
ments and such, things as produce
counter-irritation , are soothing and
may relieve the pain temporarily, but
the polluted, acid blood cannot be
reached by external applications.
Rheumatism must be treated
through the blood, and no remedy
brings such prompt and lasting relief
as S. S. S. ... It attacks the disease in
'the blood, neutralizes the acids, and
removes all irritating poisons and effete matter from, the system.
S. S. S. strengthens and enriches the thin acid blood, and, as it circu
lates through the body, the corroding, gnawing poisons and acid deposits
are dislodged and washed out of the muscles and joints, and the sufferer
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about their case will 'receive valuable aid and helpful advice from our
physicians, for which no charge is made. We will mail free our special
book on Rheumatism, which is the result of years of practical experience in
treating this disease. It contains much interesting information about all
kinds of Rheumatism. jfivrr ?arnrcwr nn.i M-rnttrm nm.
General Debility
Day In and out there Is that feeling ot
weakness that makes a burden of itself.
Food does not strengthen.
Sleep does not refresh.
It is bard to do, hard to bear, what
ihould be easy, vitality is on the ebb, and
ihe whole system suffers.
For this condition take
Hood's Sarsaparilla
It vitalizes the blood, gives vigor and tone
to all. the organs and functions, and Is
positively unequalled for all run-down or
debilitated conditions.
HOiD'B 1ILL8 euro constipation. 2i uati.
Salt Codfiah Chowder.
Wash one pint of salt codfish brokea
Into flakes and put to soak over night.
Gut half a pound of salt pork into dice,
fry crisp and brown, and in the fat
fry two onions chopped into fine dice.
Put In the soup pot a layer of flaked
fish and a layer of thinly sliced raw
potatoes. Sprinkle with onion, fried
pork, add a dash of flour and pepper.
Cover with a layer of split crackers.
Continue in this order till the fish and
one quart of sliced potatoes have been
used. Over this pour two quarts of
milk and allow the chowder to simmer
very gently for one hour.
Graham Muffine.
For twelve muffins there will be re
quired half a pint of graham, half a
pint of flour, one generouB tablespoon
ful of sugar, one tablespoonful of but
ter, half a teaspoonful of salt, one tea
spoonful and a half of baking powder,
one egg, and two gills and a half of
milk. Mix the dry Ingredients and rub
through a sieve. Turn the bran from
the sieve Into the mixture. Beat the
egg till light and add the milk to it
Stir this Into the dry mixture. Add
the butter, melted, and beat well for
half a minute. Bake In buttered muf
fin pans for half an hour In a moder
ately hot oven.
' Keception Bella.
Scald one cup milk, add one table
spoonful sugar, one-quarter cup of but
ter and one-half teaspoon salt. Whea
lukewarm add one yeast cake dis
solved In three tablespoonfuls luke
warm water and one and one-half cups
bread flour. Cover and let rise, then
add yolks of two eggs and flour to
knead. Let rise, shape, again let rise,
and bake in a hot oven.
Pap-Overa,
Sift Into a bowl one cupful of flour
and a saltspoonful of salt. Beat one
egg very light, add to it one cupful of
sweet milk. Stir this gradually so that
It will not be lumpy, into the flour,
give it two or three vigorous beatings
and pour It into heated 'gem pans that
have been -well greased. Fill them
about half full and bake them In a
very quick oven.
Codfiah with Vearatablea.
Freshen codfish and cut it in chops
about three by six Inches in size. Put
into hot water and set on the stove
where it will barely simmer. Boiling
hardens the fiber of fish as it does of
meat When the fish Is perfectly ten
der, drain, pour over it a butter sauce
and serve for dinner with mashed po
tatoes, beet pickles and boiled car
rota. Creamed Oyatera.
Clean and parboil one pint oysters.
Drain and reserve liquor for making
sauce. Melt three and one-half table
spoonfuls butter, add five tablespoon
fuls flour and pour on gradually oyster
liquor and milk or cream to make one
and one-half cups liquid. Season with
alt, pepper and celery salt Beheat
oysters in sauce.
" 1 " Indian Heal Boo p.
Prepare- tills as a hasty pudding, and
then thin It with hot milk to a creamy
consistency, and It can be served, with
a dish of crisp, hot pork scraps cut
very small. Try It before you decide
that you will not like it. Small dice
of bread fried like doughnuts are good
witn it.
Round Disease.
Rheumatism does not come and go with winter
time always; in fact some suffer more during- the
Spring and Summer than at any other season. Whea
the blood is charged with Uric Acid, Alkali and other
irritating poisons, then the system is in the right
condition for Rheumatism to develop, and an attack
is liable to come at any time, Winter -or Summer.
Rheumatism, because it attacks different parts of
the body, and is sudden or slow in its action, is given
various names such as acute and chronic, muscular,
articular, inflammatory, mercurial and sciatic, but it is
the same old acid blood that causes all.- Some aiC
Portland, Ind., Jan. 10, 1903. .
After being- terribly crippled tot
three years with Bheunaatism, and
having- tried well known remedies I
could ret no relief. And having
re ad. of the wonderful effects ot
S. 8. S., I concluded to try it, and
am happy to aay that I waa entirely
cured, and am able to work; as well
as I ever did.
I cheerfully recommend B. S. 8. to
all sufferers of this terrible disease,
and will say that if they will con
tinue the treatment, as per direc
tions, they .will find a permanent
cure. H.W. SEES.
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is nappuy renevea irom me oisconuons
and misery of Rheumatism.
S. S. S. is a purely vegetable remedy,
does not contain any Potash or mineral
of any kind, and can be taken with
safety by old and young.
Rheumatic sufferers who write V3
I GOOD
A little boy In his night-dress was
on his knees, saying his prayers, and
bis little sister could not resist the
temptation to tickle the soles of his
feet He stood It as long as he could,
and then said: "Please, God, excuse
me while I knock the srumn' out of
Nellie."
"And what Is your opinion of Mrs,
Humphry Ward?" an enthusisastic
American hostess once asked of an
English literary lady of world-wide
distinction. The visitor politely made
an effort to recall the name, and then
answered with half-closed eyes and
weary intonations: "I'm told she is a
very industrious woman."
During the heat of the recent trou
bles In Venezuela, when the coast was
blockaded and starvation was staring
50 per cent of the people in the face,
Stephen Bonsai was surprised to find
President Castro enjoying himself at
a picnic at La Victoria, where cham
pagne was flowing like water. "I did
not succeed In concealing, nor did I
very much try to conceal, my astonish
ment at the scenes which met my eye,"
he says. "I had certainly thought to
find our ally otherwise engaged. 'But
why should you wonder?' said Castro,
noting my surprise; 'our part is played.
We have picked the quarrel, and now,
blessed be the Monroe doctrine, our
role is finished, and the fighting must
be done by el tio SamueL All the pa
pers in the case I have given to your
minister, who goes to Washington as
my attorney.' 'Yes, viva la Doctrina
"Monroey!"' exclaimed Tello Men
doza, the witty muleteer whom Castro
has made secretary of the treasury; "it
spares us sleepless nights, and gives
us time for picnics."
A well-known English lady novelist,
whose enemies accuse her of taking
herself somewhat too seriously, was
entertaining a party of her friends,
and conversation ran largely upon her
new book. One young man In the cir
cle had not read the work. "According
ly, on rising from the table, and by
way of abstracting himself from the
talkers who were still worrying their
conversational bone," says the London
Outlook, "he fixed his eyes on a fe
male portrait which adorned the drawing-room
wall. Coming softly behind
him,, the lady novelist significantly
said, 'I think I know what you are
thinking that that picture reminds
you of Frederlcka.' 'Of Fredericks,'
replied the young man, blankly, 'what
Frederlcka?' 'My Frederlcka,' return
ed the novelist,1 with surprise, for her
latest heroine bore that name. Then
the unbeliever pulled himself together.
'No,' said he, with a judicial head
shake, 'that Is not my notion of your
Frederlcka.' And he plumed himself
on having got well out of the hobble.
But it was yet early for self-gratula-tion.
'Come, then,' returned his host
ess, seductively, 'come and sit down
here beside me, and you shall tell me
what your notion of my Frederlcka
is.'"
PLEA FOR THE POCKET.
Women Need a Substitute for It Now
adays. Lucy Locket, the immortal woman
who lost her pocket. Is hardly so much
to be pitied as we are. In her case it
was found, but nobody can find our
pockets for us. Man, happy creature.
is a' marsupial. He Is blessed with
more pockets than he knows what to
do with, but poor, unfortunate woman,
with styles in their present state, has
not so much as one little pocket in
which to. bestow her handkerchief.
A weekly bereavement In this latter
line is of common occurrence and in
the course of time becomes, a severe
strain. As; for purses they only, too
often go the way of the handkerchiefs.
The bell-shaped sleeves rendered hope
less the military trick of tucking one's
handkerchief up It, but with new cuffs
there cornea a gleam f returning hope.
The majority of them are tight-fitting
at the wrist, the fullness suddenly
spreading out several inches higher up
the arm. This sleeve is more than
pretty, for it will supply the abiding
place for the long absent pocket; A
little envelope-shaped receptacle could
be easily fastened to the inner side of
the left sleeve, In the fullness, just big
enough to contain two or three small
necessaries. Then a flap could be at
tached .to button over. A Russian
blouse or bolero affords "opportunity
for a breast pocket like a. man's, -Inside.
For summer frocks a separate
pocket Is pretty, made of the material
of the gown or some harmonizing silk.
At all events let us have the pocket
somewhere. Brooklyn Eagle.
In His Own Home, Too.
"How much do you think, that story
Is worth?" he asked when his wife had
finished reading it.
"Oh, I should think -you ought to
have got $25 or $30 for it," she re
plied. ,
"i got $100," he asserted proudly.
"Dear me!" 6he commented, "how
reckless some people are with their
money." , -;
Did Not Wane to Overcharge.
"Doctor," said the shrewd looking
man, "how many feet of gas does it
take to kill a man?'"
"That's . ; rather a queer question,"
said the doctor. "Why do you wish to
know?"
"One of the guests of my hotel used
enough of it to kill himself and I want
to send in a- proper bill to his execu
tors." Philadelphia Press.
' Knowing Old. Bachelor. .
Newlywed What do bachelors know
about women?
Oldbach Lots; otherwise they would
not be bachelors. Philadelphia Rec
ord. "
in, S
A Sunday Occupation.
"He's an agnostic"
"Yes, but-what does he do the other
six days?" Detroit Free Press.
In order to win success, a man must
first fall In love with his work.
The world has no time for a vision
ary man until after he get! there.
THE DOQ SETTLED' THE CASE.
Canine Testimony Again Held by the
Court to Be Unimpeachable.
Some months ago David Wallace, of
85 White street, bought a pedigreed
cocker spaniel and bad It registered.
A month ago It disappeared. Yester
day Wallace says he found the span
iel at the residence of Peter W.
Lott, 131 Frankfort street, and tried to
take It Lott objected. Wallace
caught the dog by the taiL Lott
grabbed it by the head; both tugged
away with the dog as the connecting
link. Mrs. Lott flourished a broom
and a man named Buck waved a rusty
revolver.
Just as It looked as If the dog-would
be yanked apart, Sergt. McAllister and
Patrolman Cook hove upon the scene
and lugged dog, Wallace, Cook, Mrs
Lott and Buck, with broom and rusty
revolver, to the Fifth precinct station,
Capt Furtherer assumed a Hague ar
bitration role, but failed to bring
about a truce. Mr. Dog was locked
up and the owners were sent away,
to appear In court to-day and prove
ownership.
"Peter," said the court to Interpre
ter Lauer, "bring forth A Cocker
Spaniel from cell 13."
"Who?" said Peter. "Your honor,
there's no one else in the pit.' "
"Yes," smiled the court, "bring forth
the dog." .
A moment later Lauer appeared with
the prisoner on the end of . a long
chain.
"I know, of no precedent for such a
proceeding," said Attorney F. L.
Dutcber, who appeared for Wallace,
"except that of King Solomon. That
case is not annotated in our codes
Nevertheless, I am satisfied, for the
court to decide the ownership."
"Well," remarked the court, "la
Lott here?"
Lott was called, but there was no
answer. A pause followed.
"Suppose," suggested Mr. Dutches
"that you let. the dog decide whether
or not Wallace la the owner."
The suggestion was adopted. The
dog was allowed to run loose. It
sniffed the air, barked, nearly tumbled
Charlie Hart over by running between
his legs and finally rounded up be
fore Wallace. The dog yelped, whirled
around and showed every Indication
of joy.
"I guess that's Wallace's dog," said
the court "That evidence satisfies
me." The dog was turned over to
Wallace. Rochester Post Express.
Three hundred shoemakers who
struck for Tiigher wages in Philadel
phia In 1788 were the first working
men to adopt such tactics In this coun
try. The first railroad strike occurred
in 1877.
A Parisian clothes dealer kicked . a
dog out of bis shop. The dog shot out
with some rapidity and knocked over
a woman with , a Jug of milk. The
woman broke the jug and upset an
elderly gentleman, and the jug cut
both of them.- At that moment a cy
clist arrived and was thrown off his
machine by the prostrate figures, and
simultaneously a cart came up and
smashed the bicycle. The magistrate
blandly advised the entire squad to
proceed against the dog, and they are
now looking for it '
A remarkable sea monster was re
cently caught in Port Fairy Bay by
some fishermen. It measured nine
feet six inches ia length, had a tail
like that of the screw tail shaft no
teeth, a nose like a rhinoceros, a bead
like an elephant two dorsal fins, four
side fins and -two steering fins. The
skin was black and very seft The
most experienced fishermen say the
specimen Is altogether new to them.
They cannot hazard a guess as to the
species. The fish has been sent on to
the Melbourne museum.
In a certain office at an Australian
railway station ; there may have been
seen a very long list of names of wom
en who have at various times begged
the booking clerks to let them have,
without payment, tickets to various
places. They, have forgotten their
purses, or lost them, or spent their
last penny on a new pair of gloves,
and various reasons. They will call
the ery next day and refund the
money without fail; But there the
names and addresses lie, with the
amount of the borrowed money writ
ten opposite,
The first iron, ship has more reputed
birthplaces than Homer, according to
Chambers' Journal. Both the - Clyde
and the Mersey claim pre-eminence in
this respect Sir E. J. Roblsojn of Ed
inburgh designed an iron vessel - In
1816 which was not launched , till
three years later, and It Is said that
an Iron boat was worked on the Sev
ern even : as far back as 1787. ' Steel
was not used In the ! construction of
merchant ahips' hulls until 1859: 6ld
salts were not alone In ' their belief
that wood was meant by Providence
to float hut Iron to go to' the bottom.
A naval constructor of some repute
once said: . !'Don't talk to me of Iron
ships. They are contrary to nature."
Now none but small craft are built of
wood In this country.
Christening a Railway.
Engineers are, as a rule, sternly util
itarian, but there are occasions on
which they Indulge in sentimental
practises. One of these occurred the
other day on the completion ' of the
first transcontinental railway in Afri
ca. When the plate-laying gangs from
Buluwayo and Salisbury, respectively,
came within twenty chains of each
other a telegram was sent to the con
tractors and engineers, who at once
arrived on the scene. The rails were
joined and two engines proceeded
slowly toward each other from each
side. Attached to the drawhead of the
engine from Salisbury was a bottle of
champagne, and as the two engines
met it was broken and the new rail
way was named in the orthodox man
ner. ."'. ' ,
Not Worried by His Mistake.
Irate Guest (No. 48) I. didn't 'tell
you to wake me up at 5 o'clock. . .
BeU Boy Didn't yer? WelL mebbe
It wuz No. 84. Detroit Free Press.
TO WORKING GIRLS
m
FREE MEDICAIi ADVICE
Every workfng girl who is not
well Is cordially invited to write
to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass.,
for advice; it is freely given, and
has restored thousands to health.
Hiss Paine's Experience.
I want to thank you for what you
have done for me, and recommend
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound to all girls whose work
keeps them standing on their feet in
the store. The ' doctor said I must
stop work ; he did not seem to realize
that a girl cannot afford to stop work
ing. My back ached, my appetite waa
poor, I could not sleep, and menstrua
tion was scanty and very painful. " One
day when suffering1 I commenced to
take Iiydla E. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound, and found that
It helped mo. I continued its use, and
soon found that my menstrual periods
were free from pain and natural ;
everyone is surprised'' at the change in
me, and I am well, and cannot be too
grateful for what you have done for
me. "Miss Janst Paius, 530 West
125th St, New York City. $6000 forfeit
tf original of about Itttr proving gtnulntnott oan
mot b produfid.
Take no 'substitute, for it is
Jjydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, that cures.
Their Idea.
"Here, here," said the fishmonger,
"what in the world are them people
around th' stall laffin' at, anyway?"
"They're laffin at that sign wot says:
"Our fish are unequalled Nothing in
This Market Comes Near Them.' Peo
ple say that's 'cause they smell so
bad." Baltimore Herald.
True Life.
True life 1b not measured by nuggets
of gold, by stocks and bonds, by billets
of Bteel or by cars of coal, but by devo
tion to the service of Jesus Christ.
Rev. R. S. Holmes.
CITS PernmnenOy ouraa So fits r nerremmea
ll 10 afterm-stda7'eaof Dr.Klia.'sQraatNein
SUstonr. Send for FRBES4.00 trial bottl. and treat,
a. Da. H. H. Klin c Ltd. uu Arch SU Philadelphia. P
Between Friends.
Mayme I hear you are going to be
married, again.
Edyth Again? Why, I've never
been tied up as yet.
"No;' but I can't recall the number,
of times you were going to be." Chi
cago Daily News.
Why the Editor Skipped.
An editor of a small American paper
recently stated that he had been kissed
by one of the most beautiful married
women in the town. He promised to
tell her name in the first issue of his
paper next month. In two weeks the
circulation of his newsppaper doubled.
But when be gave. the name of his wife
he had to leave town.
LOWEST RATES
To Chicago, Dubuque' and the
East; to Dee Moines, Kansas City
and the Southeast, via Chicago Great
Western Bail way. Electric lighted
trains. Unequalled service. Write to
J. P. Elmer, G. P. A., Chicago, for
information.
Center of the Universe.
The cross is the center of the uni
verse. It is the pivot around whieh all
the great events of history revolve.
The historian and the philosopher, as
truly as the theologian, must build
their studios on Calvary. Rev. R. S.
McArthur. '
Willing Sacrifice.
Will Change I'm thinking of tak
ing a wife. ,
- Henry Peck- You can take mine and
welcome.
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Quite the I riper Thing.
"Gladys," a iid t h imley to his man
nish sister, ' I've done so much for you
you should write me a testimonial."
"A testimonial?"
"Yes; you might say: 'Dear brother,
once I was a timid, delicate girl, but
since using your collars, shirts and ties
I have become a ne v woman." Phila
delphia Press.
Alwayi look for this trade mark: "The
Kleau, Kool Kitchen Kind." The stove with
out smoke, ashes or heat. MaEe comfortable
cooking.
Nature's Dresi making.
Coakley Did you ever rct;ce that
the average poet in descri ing a winter
landscape alwaya speaks of its "mantle
of snow?"
Joakley Naturally. The mantle of
snow is the land's cape. Stray Stories'.
For bronchial troubles try Piso's Cure
for Consumption. It is a good cough
medicine. At druggixts, price 23 cents.
Surprising.
The London Morninz Post states that
Canadians never fought for their exis
tence, lo tne snadesof tnoee Canadians
who fought and fell in the war of. 18J2
tnis information must be somewhat sur
prising. It is much lontrer a&ro since
Britons fought for their existence. The
.British wars of the rjast two centurion
have all been fought in foreign lands.
Montreal Herald.
There is more Catarrn m tnis section of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to be
Incurable. For a great manv Tears doctors pro
nounced it a local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it incurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be a constitu
tional disease, and therefore requires constitu
tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, man
ufactured by F. J. Cheney Jn Co., Toledo, Ohio,
is the only constitutionai cure on the market.
It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to
a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer
one hundred dollars for any case it fails to
cure. Bend for circulars and testimonials. Ad
dress, F. J. CHENEY fc CO., Toledo, O. .
Bold by Druggists, 75c. .
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
Reason for Hope.
"So you think she could learn to love
you?" said the close friend.
"It isn't impossible. She likes cav
ilare and 'olives and anchovies and all
sorts of odd things. Washington Star.
Little Chance. '
"Madam." said the leader of the bri
gands, "we'll have to hold you until
your husband ransoms you."
"Alas," replied the woman "I wish
I'd treated him a little better." Chi
cago Post.
CONSTIPATION
"I have cone 14 days at a time without
OTsneal r iha bowels, not being able to
more tbem except by using not water Injections.
Chronic constipation for seven years placed ma In
tbis terrible conditions during tUat time I did ev
erything I heard of bat never found any relief; such
was mj case until 1 began using OaSCAHBTa I
now. have from one to three passages a day. and If I
was rlcb I would give 1100.00 for each movement; It
Is suob a relief." at mi ek I.. H unt.
1619 BusseU St., Detroit, Mloh.
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do
Good, Never Sicken, Weaken, or Gripe. lOe, " iOo.
... CURE CONSTIPATION. .
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Sw THAOt MARK BSOIBTSWSa
..Scarcely a Day..
Passes but we are called upon to perf orm
some difficult dental operation- that-. U
the direct result of neglecting the teeth:
We cannot urge too strongly the benefit
and economy of consulting a dentist at
the very first sign of tooth trouble. At
the start these troubles are corrected
quickly and at small cost. .Our methods
are painless and our work - guaranteed
Both 'phones: Oregon South 'SSI;
Columbia 369. Open evenings till .
Sundays from 9 to IX
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Its W A
WISE BROS., Dentists.
9 s - rwii -
PORTLAND.
The Kind Ton Have Always
in use for , over SO years,
- - ' - ana lias oeen maao xmtter ius per ,
!7-yz- . sonal supervision sinab its infency
rK'CUct Allow no one to deceive you in this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and " Jnst-as-grood" are but;
Experiments that trifle with and endanger the Health of
f-Twrf5ar.fr. aTifl ciulatett Experience against Experiment.
tSseforia is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
. tgoric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. 16
'Contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotio
-sobstance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
: nd allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
: Colic It relieves Teething1 Troubles, cures Constipation,
and Flatulency. 'It assimilates the Food, regulates the
1 JStotnach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep '
Ebe Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. -. '
CEoins CASTORI A AiATAva
;.-'V -''; JtK
J Bearo the
The Kind You Hare Always Bought
In JUse For Over 30 Years.
Tmc esMTjuia eoamutv, tt amaa
G
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"My hair was falling out and
turning gray very fast. But your
Hair Vigor stopped the falling and
restored the natural color." Mrs.
E. Z. Benomme, Cohoes, N. Y.
It's impossible for you
not to look old, with the
color of seventy years in
your hair ! Perhaps you
are seventy, and you like
your gray hair! If not,
use Ayer's Hair Vigor.
In less than a.month your
gray hair will have all the
dark, rich color of youth.
SI.M a bottle. All arnuists.
If .your druggist cannot supply yon,
send us one dollar and we will express
Of your nearest express office. Address. I
' J. C. AYKR CO., Lowell, Mass. I
Canada's Vast Timber Supply.
The standing timber of Canada ennala.
that of the continent of Europe and is-
nearly double that of the United States.
Wages and Coat.
The American shoe manufacturer
pays higher wages than the English
manufacturer, but the cost of making a
shoe is less because of the greater effic
iency of the American workman.
REtERSON MACHINERY GO.
(Successors to John Poole)
Foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon
The Eli Gasoline Engine A child can run it.
Valves and all working parts covered up. 2 h.
p., 1135; 4 h. p., 210; 6 h. p., $300. "Put In a lit
tle Gasoline and then go to sleep."
Write for illustrated catalogue and for price
on anything you need in the machinery line.
You can largely increase the yield "o-
your crop by using our special fertiliz
era. Write for prices.
a. a
LPEfl CENT OFF
3 On all Packet Seeds
For orders of $1.00 or more
J (This does not include grass seeds or J
T garden seeds in quantity.) T
T If in tha market write for special net T
prices. J
: MANN, the SEEDMAN.
188 Front Street, Portland, Ore.
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No 261903.
TT 'HEN wilting to advertisers pleats
mention this paper.
Thought Lis Dead ?
We're Very Much Alive,
S. B. Headache and Liver Cure Still Do
ing Its Qr'eat Work. S.B. Cough Syrup.
. Everybody Takes It. Everybody Likes It.
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OREGON.
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