Corvallis gazette., April 07, 1903, Image 4

March, .
April, May
There is a best time for doing
everything that is, a time when a
thing can be done to the best ad
vantage, most easily and most ef
fectively. Now is the best time
for purifying your blood. Why?
Because your system is now trying
to purify it you know this by the
pimples and other eruptions that
have come on your face and body.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Are the medicines to take they do
the work thoroughly andagreeably
and never fail to do it.
Hood's are the medicines yon
have always heard recommended.
"I cannot recommend Hood's Sarsaparill.
too hisrhJv as a spring medicine. When we
take it in the spring we all feel betterthraugh
the Bummer." Mrs. S. H. Neal, McCrays, Pa.
Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to
cure and keeps the promise.
Undoubtedly.
Bess I love George from the bottom
of my heart,
jess But of course there is plenty
of room at the top.
Danger In "Rational Dress."
A woman's rights woman, wearing J
"rational costume," was arrestod and
roughly handled by a Weimr.r (Gar
many) policeman, who thought her
a man in woman's clothes.
Charcoal Eph's Daily Thought.
"I knows r man in de nex' block,"
said Charcoal Eph, touching up the off
mule, "dat prance aroun' an' mek his
self mouty graceful, an' yo cyan't ha'd
ly tell what fambly he belongs to
ontwell yo' heah him bray. Dey am
lota ob diffunce 'twixt er jackass an' at
fawn, Mistah Jackson." Baltimore
Hews.
Tenacious Memory.
"There goes a man who never forgets
a favor," says our friend, indicating a
stern-jawed individual who was crdssing
the street.
"That is a commendable qual " we.
begin, but our'friend intenupts with:
"Especially when it is a favor hehas
' done for some one elee." Judge.
Looking In the Wrong Place.
"Is he a young man ' of brains?" in
inquired an old gentleman- respecting a
ewell youth.
" "Well, really," replied the daughter,
"I have had no opportunity of judging.
I never met him anywhere except in
society." Tid- Bits.
A Golden Opportunity.'
.Cobwigger I would prefer a literary
life, but as I have business ability, 1
owe it to myBelf to go into trade.
Merritt If you have the business
instinct you can make more money at
literature than anything else. Judge
. Justifiable.
"Johnson writes that he has just
killed the hero in his new novel." ":
"Well, he needn't; worry over that
the jury will acquit him." Atlanta
Constitution. .
Proved.
"At any rate," he said, as he
mailed a check to a San Francisco cred
itor, "it can't be denied that I am able
to make a little money go a long way."
Chicago Evening Journal.
GURITV.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Kluet Bear Signature of
-. See Fac-Simile Wrapper Below.
Yfirj a mall tsd as easy
to take as srogaxw
FOR HEADACHE. ,
FOB DIZZINESS
FOR BlUOUSRESSt '
FOR TORPID LIVE5T.
FOB CONSTIPATION,
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
FOR THE COMPLEXION
f J I OimUlIUI MUST HAYS tUPHATUW t. Ji
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
BBOME GRASS
These two great
leaders are worth
attention of every
Hardiest Known
Farmerand De;
al-
er. Mr Brome
TIIIATIIU Grass is wonderful In a
I I Kl II I H 1 dry country. My Timo
111 H I U I
thy is simply unequaled
Cinae in II in quality. Write for
write ior
samples de
iuooi in u. w. prices and
livered in your town.
G. S. MANN, the SEEDMAN.
v 184 Front St., Portland, Oregon
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Will also send you at same time sam
ples and prices of my gTeat specialties. '
2IO Kinds for 16c.
fact that Salzer'a seeds are round In
e gardens and on more farms than e
nay other in America. There is W"
tlon of oar choice seeds. In order to
, Induce you to try ttifmwemmo
tne following unprecedented oner:
For 16 Cents Postpaid
85 htm wonderfal onions, ,
ti sorts clegut csbbsg,
ti sorts SMgaHleeotearrots,
Sft poorloos lettaeo varieties.
as rsro lasefoas ramus,
20 tptoadld boot sorts, ' " I
7s (lonoasiy Msauru flower .sms,
In all 210 kinds posltrrel y furnishing
bushels of charmins flowers and lota
and lots of choice Tetretables. togeth
er with our great catalogue teuing au
about Macaroni Wheat. Ullllan lol-
lar 6raaa, Teosinte, Bromus, Speltz,
., ail i or oniy oe. in Buuuya suu
In niA.
Onion seed at bnt 60s. s pond.
JOHN A. SALZER SEED CO.,
La Crosse, Wis.
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G O O D
tor ie$ i
The other night an Irishman accost
ed a gentleman on 'the street with a
request for the time. The gentleman,
suspecting that Pat wished to snatch
his watch, gave him a stinging rap
on the nose, with the remark: "It has
Just struck one." "Be jabers," re
torted Pat, "Ol'm glad Ol didn't ax
yees an hour ago!"
It is related that a certain promi
nent politician recently left his um
brella in the stand at his hotel In
Washington, D. C, with the following
inscription attached to it: "This um
brella belongs to a man who can deal
blow of two hundred and nrty
pounds weight. " I shall be back in
ten minutes." On returning to seek
his property he found In its place a
card thus inscribed: "This card was
left by a man who can run twelve
miles an hour. I shall not be back."
During an engagement in the Trans
vaal war General De Wet was amused
by a Jew who came up to a burgher
who was lying behind a stone on a
piece of ground where bowlders were
scarce. "Sell me that stone for nair
a crown?" whined the Jew. "Get out!"
the Boer cried; "I want It myself." I
will give you fifteen shillings," insist
ed the Jew. De Wei adds that al
though the Boer had never before pos
sessed anything that had risen In value
with such surprising rapidity, at that
moment he was anything but ready to
drive a bargain with the Jew, and
without any hesitation he positively
declined to do business.
It is said that during the civil. war
Wendell Phillips was spending a day
at a hotel in Springfield, Mass., when a
copperhead" guest entered into a con
versation with him, not knowing who
he was. After violently anathematiz
ing all abolitionists, and especially Mr
Phillips, the gentleman added: "And,
by the way, I see that Wendell Phil
lips' name is on the hotel register."
Yes," said the latter, with an air of
utter unconcern; "I wrote it there.
Mrs, Bowen, wife of- Herbert W.
Bowen, United States Minister to Ven
ezuela, who is acting as Venezuelan
commissioner, was, before she was
married, a Galveston girl. Their wed
ding took place in Caracas, and soon
afterward, it is said, a revolutionary
ariny and a government army met by
chance on a mountain behind the Unit
ed States legation, which is located in
the environs of Caracas. , When the
Mausers began to pop and the flash of
the rifles showed red on the verdant
hillside, Mrs. Bowen rushed out tcTthe
piazza, where Mr. Bowen, , long before
Inured to the warfare of. the caliber
continuously served up Jn Venezuela,
was unconcernedly puffing a .cigar.
"Why, what is the matter?" she asked.
and glanced apprehensively toward the
sound of firing. "Oh, only a battle,
f-Mr. Bowen replied. "But are we not
in danger?" Mr. Bowen assured her
of the mild nature of the battles, and.
although it was the first time she "had
been "under fire," she returned com
placently ta her needlework and never
after allowed the scares about Ven
ezuelan "wars ' and battles'to per
turb her. .
What Maw Says.
Maw says I'll never 'mount to much, '
An' gen'rally maw's right.
I Dever seem to git in touch
With things, jest like I might.
Maw eays to me the other day;
(Maw's sixty in her prime)
"What makes you fool your time away
A-fishin' all the time?"
Maw says to -me: "How old be you?"
I sorter hung my head.
You know I'm nearly forty-two,
- An' Maw knows, too. She's fed
An' clothed me now for quite a spoil. .
I never earned a dime.
A feller can't do nothln' well,
A-fishin' all the time.
Some day I'm goin' to go to work,
An make a lot o' money.
Well, say, you needn't smile an smirk;
It ain't so gol derned funny.
Vor?e folks than me has made their pile,
An loafin' ain't no crime,
An' when I'm rich "I'll rest awhile,
An' fish the whole derned time.
Leslie's Monthly.
Mieht Have Been Worse. -
An Enjrlishman was. traveling from
London to Edinburgh in a first-class
compartment, which he was fortunate
in havine all to himself. In tne Dllss
of perfect privacy he had spread his
belongings out all over the carriage
bags, coat, hat, umbrella, luncheon
basket occupying every inch, of the
sitting accommodation. Just as the
train was leaving the station at New
castle a big, broad-shouldered, well-to-do
cattle salesman, panting hard after
a race to the station, opened Xhe car
riage door and jumped in. He flopped
down on the seat opposite to the Eng
lishman, and immediately, feeling that
there was something between him and
the cushion, pulled out from under him
a silk hat,crushed flat. A look of an
guish was on the Englishman's face.
"I'm sure," he said, "you might
have been a little more careful! You
might have looked before you ' sat
down." -
. "Ay, I'm rale sorry," said the. burly
cattleman, "but it micht - ha' been
waurl"
"How could it possibly have been
worse?" retorted the Englishman, gaz
ing ruefully at his headgear.
y "It micht ha been ma aln hat!" was
the reply.
Nor, Quite What He Meant.
The man who thought be had the
knack of saying pleasant things calcu
lated to warm the cockles of the oldest
heart was revisiting the town in which
he had spent a summer twenty years
before. '
"I'm Miss Mears. I didn't know' as
you recall me," said a coquettish eld
erly spinster, approaching him in the
post office the day after his arrival.
The ready heart-warmer turned with
his most beaming smile and wrung her
hand.
"Recall you!" he echoed, reproachful
ly. "As if one could help it, M!ss
Mears! Why, you are one of the land
marks of the town!"
After all, peace is about the only
thing worth fighting for.
Sboft-g
An Ideal Woman's Mediclna.
So says Mrs. Josie Irwin, of
325 So. College St., Nashville,
Tenn., of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
Never in the history of medicine has.
the demand for one particular remedy
for female diseases equalled that at
tained by .Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vesretab'le Compound, and never
during1 the lifetime of this wonderful
medicine has the demand for it been
so gTeat as it is to-day.-
From - tne Atlantic to tne racmc,
and throusrhaut the length and breadth
of this great continent come the glad
tidings of woman's sufferings relieved
by it, and thousands upon thousands
of letters are pouring in from grateful
women saying that it will and posi
tively does, cure theworst forms o
female complaints.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all wo
men wno are puzziea aoou
their health to write her atXynn,
Mass- for advice. Such corre
spondence is seen by women only,
and no charge is made.
Ready to Begin Studying.
(MT , l SJ Dnn;nU Hm La A
history today and the teacher Baid we
should study' the Greeks.."
"Then do so, myson, encouraged
mamma. "
-'Well, mamma, the nearest Greeks
keep a candy stall, and if you'll' give
me a dime. I'll go around ana stuay
them.',' Chicago News."
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How It May Be Done. y
"Do you think it is really possible
to support a family on $10 a week?"
said the woman with a worried look in
her eye.
' "Certainly," answered the business
like friend. "The experiment may to
made quite remunerative if one only
has the knack of writing magazine ar
ticles about it." Washington Star.
A Good Description.
Speaking of a fat man, George Eliot
said: "At first glance he appeared to
consist of two. Epheres. bearings about
the same relation to each other as the
sun and the moon, the lower one, being
about thirteen limes larger than the
other, which naturally1 performed the
function of a satellite." .
SUCCEEDING IN LIFE. '-
Wlco Rrni nf Pnrtlnnrl. Snv lnnd Teetl
nrr Most lmnnrtant.
" Never before has there been so much
attention paid to personal appearance
as now.
'The universal prosperity of the na
tion at large seems to emphasize the
importance of success, and the. appear
ance of success. Pleasing drefs, im
maculate- linen, being well-groomed5
and,, above all showing a fine set ot
white teeth, are absolutely essential to
the man or woman who desires to be
considered anybody.
Setting aside the great question oi
the convenience and utility of good
teeth, - and the-pain always involved
when they are neglected, it is better by
far to take good care of the teeth mere
ly as a wise policy in life helping you
to succeed. . What look worse than yel
low, dirty or misshapen teeth? Noth
ing, save it be unsightly holes calling
attention to the absence of teeth.' This
practical consideration of good looks in
man, and beauty in woman, is the chief
cause why modern dentists are increas
ing their practice a thousand fold.
' To. meet the awakening of people7 to
this growing necessity of keeping the
teeth in good order, dental surgery has
taken great strides in advance. No
better example of the completely equip
ped, highest-grade dental office could
be cited than that of the famous Wise
Bros., in .the Failing Building, Port
land, Oregon. A visit to Ihis establish
menjt the next time you are in Portland
will show you the truth of what is here
said. Wise, brothers receive callers
and tell them what is necessary to do
to their teeth, and the expense, before
vou start the work. All dental work
done by this firm is absolutely painless,
and the charges are extremely moder
ate. It costs nothing to investigate the
matter for yourself, anyway.
You can rest assured, at all events.
now-a-days, that a woman, or a man,
who allows his, or her, teeth to be an
eyesore to everyone they meet, will cot
have half a chance to succeed in life.
' Join the Pretzel Varnishers' Union.
Hanover I never see you at work
nowadays, Milletr?
Millett No, I was thrown out of
employment when the fashion of col
oring meerschaums went out. Boston
Transcript.
World's Largest Organ.
The largest organ is in Sydney - town
hall. It has 10,000 pipes, 126 speak
ing stops and is blown by a loVhorse
power gas engine.
Not Well Received.
Sunday School Teacher (poetically)
Yes, heaven sends the beautiful snow
and the crystal ice.
Tommy Yes, I told pa dat when he
slipped down de uther mornin' . an' he
licked me.
Definite.
Two colored women met on the cor
ner, and the following dialogue took
place: -.;. .
"HuUo, Lize! Whar yo' gwine?"
"I ain't gwine nowha; Fee jes' bin
wha' I se gwine." Co umbia Jester.
NAMES OF INDIAN YOUTHS.
President Roosevelt Has Placed Check
Upsn an Absurd Practice. '
One reform in the conduct of the In
dian bureau which has been inaugu
rated by President Roosevelt will re
ceive universal approval. He has re
t-Gently Issued an order regarding the
names given to Indians In schools and
on the oflicial records. It is well
known that the name bestowed upon
the Indian on his entrance into the
vestibule of civilization is commonly
a matter of foolish caprice on the part
of some agent or teacher or other
white person. - It is a common trick
to call young Indians at school after
some famous or notorious persons. The
struggles of the young aborigine are
often added to by the . necessity of
bearing through life the name of-Otto
Van Bismarck' or George Francis Train
or'Belva Lockwood or Carrie Nation
or some other equally well-known per
son. Often the straggler relapses Into
barbarism under the mere weight of
this odious necessity.
Still other young Indians are bur
dened with false and ignorant English
translations of the names given them
by their parents, like Dog-That-Jumps-Around
or Hole-in-the-Day (this great
Indian's name should really have been
translated Eclipse), or Old-Man-Afraid-
of-HIs-Horses, and so on. With one
bother and another, the young In
dian's way in civiUzationis likely to
be seriously obstructed by reason of
his name. And even if he is given a
simple and reasonable English name
it often happens that a different sur
name is given to each one of the chil
dren of the same parents a process
which" results in confusion in matters
of inheritance and paves the way for
much litigation.
The President now desires that chtl
dren who enter schools or go upon the
agents' rolls shall, whenever it is prac
ticable, preserve as given names the
Indian names that have been given
them, but shall receive as a surname
the name of their father. This intro
duces a new principle. The Indians
have never h'ad patronymics. They
have had matronymics clan names
and family names but designation has
seldom run with them in the paternal
line.
THE LABORER AND HIS HIRE
Millionaire Who Always Pays When
Work la Done.
V "Never allow a workman to go away
without his pay when it is due,' was
the motto of a millionaire, one of the
members of a firm of Jewelers. The
Philadelphia Evening "Telegraph ex
plains in the Jeweler's own words how
he came to adopt the rule. "
When I first lived in Philadelphia
many years ago, he said, it was a
dreadful struggle to keep myself and
wife and five children.' We lived in
one room, the seven of us. Once in a
while I got work to do at home nights,
and finally we rented two rooms on a
first floor down the street. We lived
in the rear room. The front room was
a shop, which my wife tended in the
daytime, and where I did sucli, repair
work as I could get to do nights. It
was a hard struggle. There wasn't
much to eat sometimes, and paying the.
rent was always -a fearful effort.
One time during this period a mill
ionaire dropped into my shop, and ask
ed me to go to his house, get a certain
French clock, and repair it. The rout
was due-in three days with six dol
lars still lacklns of the sum necessary
to pay it. I tramped out'and got the
clock, and spent most of the next two
nights in repairing it. On the evening
of the third day I tramped back to his
house, carrying the thirty-pound clock,
which I delivered safely to the butler.
In about a quarter of an hour he re
turned and handed me a twenty-dollar
bilJL from which I was expected to give
him-thirteen dollars change, my bill
being seven dollars. I had to return it,
as, I had no money. He left the room
again, and shortly returned and told
me that his master would call next
morning and pay the bill. I was shown
out.
.The millionaire didn't call for a
week, but the landlord wasn't behind
a minute. We gave him all the money
we had, but still owed him three dol
lars. It was a week before any of us
seven had a square meal again. I shall
never forget the dreadful unhappiness
I experienced during -my return from
the millionaire's house; and I never
let a workman whom I owe go unpaid
a single hour after his money is due..
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A Hasty-Liunoh Education,
There is much discussion nowadays
of the proposition to shorten the course
in our colleges to three or even to two
years. To those who know that the
benefit of a college course is not so
much in passing a certain number of
subjects as In living a certain length,
ef time in a university atmosphere, the
idea of cutting anything off from the
regular four years, ekcept for a few
eager and brilliant students, is super
ficial and unconvincing.
President Woodrow Wilson of
Princeton is credited with the witty
remark, "I cannot imagine how any
body who ever saw a sophomore could
ever thing of graduating one in that
condition."- s
That is a way of putting It that will
appeal to college men. The president
of Oberlin College hit the mark with a
different sort of projectile, but he hit it
in the center.
A student asked him if he could not
advantageously take a shorter course
than that prescribed by the curriculum.
' "Oh, yes," answered the president.
"That depends on what you want to
make of yourself. When God wants to
make an oak, He takes a hundred
years; but when He wants to mnke a
squash He takes but six months.';
Profit In Fir Trees.
A few years ago the balsam fir tree
was considered one of the most worth
less of forest trees, but since the
growth of the Christmas tree industry
it has taken on an, added value. - The
contractors pay from , three to four
cents apiece for the larger ones. This
price seems Insignificant when taken
alone, but when It Is considered that
from 8,000 to 4,000 trees will grow on
an acre and that the trees can be
raised on land worthless for anything
elserit is a different story.
When some people want to praise a
baby, they say, "Why, yon wouldn"t
know there was a baby in the house!"
Cultivation of the Orchid.
An authority on the orchid says an
amateur cultivator often fails, not so
much through want ot attention, bnt
through over attention and a disregard
of nature and her laws.
CITG Permanently eurea So fin or nervousnesl
rl 19 after first iay'snbf Ir. Kllno's Great Ner
Restorer. Send for FH.EK 34. OO trial bottlo and treat
tea. Da.R.n.Kl.iiia.Lti. KUarchSUFhUadolpuia,'
Justifiable Haughteur.
Pauline Have you nothing to be
proud oi?
Penelope Yes, I'm proud that I
haven't any false pride. .
Plso's Cure fs a remedv for coughs, colds
and consumption.' Try It. Price 25 cents,
t druggists.
For This Runaway, $10.
Chief of Police Austen, of Birming
ham, Ala., wrote to the police of New
York offering a reward of $L0 for the
arrest of 17-year old Charles Verdell,
ft runaway, whom he describes as
"knock-kneed, and having fiat nose,
bumpy face and black dew scars on the
shin of one leg."
BOB'S Tiff ST
We otter One Honored Uollars Reward for any
ease of Cattarrh that can not be cured by Hall 'i
Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY &Co., Props., Toledo, O.
' We the undersigned. have known F. J. Cheney
for the past 15 years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and fin
ancially able to carry outany obligations made
by their firm.
Wbst & Truax,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
WALDINO KlNNAN & MA-BV1N,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly on the blood and raucous surf aces ot
the system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all
druggists. Testimonials free.
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
Oreat Saving of Electricity.
A novel Echeme has recently been
evolved by which a train will not only
be lighted by electricity, but the power
will be obtained by a rotary fan at
tached to the front end of the locomo
t ve. Tests have shown ' that r on : an
average train five cars can be illumi-
nated in a night, and that the battery
in the morning will have nearly its
maximum charge of electricity.
WitH the
to
Lumbago
H Tlee i no such word as fail. Price, 25. 50e
: KRAUSE & PRINCE, Wholesalers, 87-89 First Stl, Portland, Of.
..Scarcely a Day mm
Passes but we are called upon to perform
' some difficult dental operation that is
the direct result of neglecting the teeth.
We cannot urge too strongly the benefit
and economy of consulting, a dentist at
the very first sign of tooth trouble. At
the start these troubles are corrected
quickly and at small cost. Our methods
are painless and our work guaranteed
Both 'phones: Oregon South 2291;
Columbia 369. Open evenings till a.
Sundays from 9 to 12. -.
Dr. W. A.
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X7ICC7 PtOOC nntt'etc 208, 209, 210, 211, 212, 213, Fallms. uiag
Wlotl t3tJ9 Lien LISIS.- , Cor. Third and Washington Sts. -
PORTLAND. OREGON. i .
The Difference.
'94 What are you running for,
Wally? You mustrbe training for a
sprint.
'93 Nope; just sprinting for a train.
Cornell Widow.
Identified by' Tattoo Marks.
Tell-tale tattoo marks recording their
constany in love identified two prison
ers in North London recently as desert
ers. "I love Lottie Barton," confessed
the left arm of one, while the other
man bore the initial letters of the
name of the object of his affections.
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AVfegetable Preparalionfor As
similating rheFoodartdBeguIa
ting the Stomachs andBowels of
Promotes Digestion,Cheerfur-nessandRest-Contains
neither
0um,Morphine nor Mineral.
Ts'OT7iARCOTIC.
fieapeafOUJk-SSMUELnTCHER
Pumpkin Seal"
stlx.Smtut
JkdseSeed
fKrmSeed.
Cfanud Sugar
. Wissnjrn nrcr.
A perfect Remedy forConslipa
Tion, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
ness and Loss of Sleep.
Facsimile Signature oP
NEW YORK.
EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER.
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Tired Out
"I was very poorly and could
hardly jet about the bouse. I was
tired oat all the time. Then I tried
Ayer's Sarsaparilla, and it only
took two bottles to make me feel
perfectly well." Mrs. N. S. Swin
ney, Princeton, Mo.
Tired when you go to
bed, tired when, you get
up, tired all the time.
Why? Your blood is im
pure, that's the reason.
Vou are living on the
border line of nerve ex
haustion. . Take Ayer's
Sarsaparilla and be
quickly cured.
fl.M keftl.
All 4rn((teU.
- Ask your doctor what he thinks of Ayer's
Bitrsaoaiilla. He knows all abouttliis Brand
old family medicine, follow bis adrice and
we will be satisfied. .
J. C. ATM CO.. Lowell, Mass. .
His Insomnia Completely Cured.
"They tell me you have cured your
self of chronic imomnia."
"Yes, I'm completely cured."
"It must be a great relief."
"Eeliei? I si oild say it was! Why.
I lie awake half the night, think ii g
how I used to suffer from it."
Mothers will Una Mrs. WlnsloWs Sooth
ing Svrup the best remedy to use for their
Shildreu during the teething period.
Squeaky. '
' A little three-year-old miss while her
mother was trying to get her to sleep
became interested in a peculiar noke
and asked what it was.'
' "A cricket, dear,", replied Ler
mother.
"Well," remarked the little lady,
"he-ought to get himself oiled."
Young People's Paper.
old surety.
cure'
arid Sciatica
s
Boys' and Youths
Jack
Knife Shoes
Ask your dealer for the Jack
Knife Shoe. Every boy gets a
pocket knife with his pair of
shoes. Best wearing shces. Razor
steel knives.
Dr. r. f. Wise
With a Little Whiskey,
Lemon juice may do to destroy ty
phoid fever germs in water until some
scientist rises to tell us what sort of
deadly germs infest lemon juice.
' For Monument to Zola.
The EnSile Zola literary and benevo
lent association of New York, organized
With the consent of the French novelist,
fonr years ago at the time of his de
fense of Capt. Dreyfus, will give a
week's fair at the Grand Central palace
in November to raise funds for a monu
ment to Zola, a
The Kind You Have Always
in use tor over au years,
ah iiAimWoifa. Tmitatinns
J
. Experiments that trifle "with and endang-er the health of
Infants and Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and-Soothing Syrups." It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotio
substance. Its age is its guarantee.' It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and "Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation,
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
JStomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
Tho Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
cewuine GASTORIA Always
Bears the
SI
mm ..MSSiHamKlli
AW
The i Kind You pe Always Bought
In Us For Over 30 Years.
TM CKNTAUH COMMIT. TT SJKJB STramCT. HKW TOK CITT.
CI RES WHERE All
All If IKS falfsC
Best Cough Syrup, Tastes Good. . Us
I ' In tlmft Sold br druirfflsta.
JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND; ORE.
Foot of Morrison Street.
Can give you the best bargains in Boilers
and Engines, Windmills, Pumps and Gene
ral Hacninery. Wood Sawing Machines a
specialty. See us before buying.
AMERICAN
CREAM
SEPARATORS
Arc sold subject to ap
proval and at a price
that will enable you
to make a good, profit
on a few cows. The
cleanest, fairest ma
chine in all the vorld.
Strongest in ALL. these points thai', any
other, viz:
Close Skimming. Easy Clean g.
Light Running. Durability.
Write for Iree catalogue.
MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAYER 10.
PORTLAND, Ore.
SPOKANE, Wash. BOISE, Idaho
Won Medal, Taris, 1900.
If you naven't'a regular, healthy movement of VbA
Doweis every uayt yuu nuw,ur wn uo. juiu
bowels open, and be welL Force, in the shape of
riolent physio or piU
fimnnthrtRt.. ansiest. mos:
DOlson. is dangerous.
Tha-
fimootnest, easiest, moss periect way vi
keepirathe
Dowels clear and clean is to take
Pleasant, Palatable, Potent. TasteOood.DoOooS,
Never Sicken, Weaken, or Gripe. 10c, GOo. Writs
for free Bamp.e, and booklet on healta. Address
Sterling Bemcdr Vampsay, Chicago, BoBtnal, Bsw lark. S2Sa
KEEP YOUR BLOOD GLEAN
SHOES
UNION MADE
V. L. Bnualaa mslrca and mmlf.
moro men's Goodyear Welt (Hand'
Sewed Prooo) ehoem than any other
manufacturer in tne woria.
$25,000 REWARD
yrill be paid to anyone who
can disprove this statement.
Because W. L. Douglas
is the largest manufacturer
he can buy cheaper and
produce his shoes at a
lower cost than other.con
cerns, which enables" him
to sell shoes for $3.50 and
$3.00 equal in every
way to those sold else
where for $4 and $5.00.
The JJoiurlas secret pro-
cess ortaaninar te bottom
soles produces abso-
lutelv nure leather : more flexible an
lontrer than anv other tanni n in the world.
more nesioie ana wm
The sales have more than doubled the past four
years, which proves Its superiority. Why not
giva W. lu Souslaa shoes a trial and save money. ,
Kotlce Increase flS99 Sales: S,a,8ea,l
lnBiuineni 1302 Sales: Sfi,04,S40,00
' A gain of SS5, S30.4R0.79 In Fonr Years.
W. L. DOUCLAS S4.00 GILT EDCE LINE,
Worth S6.00 Compared with Other Makes.
The best Imported ani American leathers. Heyl'M.
Patent Calf, Enamel, Box Calf, Caff, Vicl Kid, Corona
Volt, ana national Kangaroo, fast uoior tyeiexs.
Panflnn 1110 genuine have W. X.. DOTJGKLA.J9
. VSUllUll a name and price stamped on bottom,
i Shoes by marl, 25c. extra, lllut. Catalog free.
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P. N. U.
No. 141903.
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HEN writing to advertisers pleas I
mention tail paper.,. J
Bought, and which Las been.
nas Dome me sigimi-uxw ui
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if Tobacco
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sonal supervision since its infancy.
Allow no one to deceive you in this.
and Just-as-frood are bufj
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