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ABRAHAM LlNCOUfi NEW WAY TO KILL SNAKES, The fcour was on ns; where the man? The fateful Bands unfaltering ran, And np the way of tears He came Into the years, Ocr pastoral captain. Forth he came, As one that answers to his name; Nor dreamed how high his charge, His work how fair and large To set the stones back In the wall Lest the divided house should fall, And peace from men depart, Hope and the childlike heart. We looked on him; " 'TIs he," we said. "Come crownless and unheralded, The shepherd who will keep The flocks, will fold the sheep." Unknightly, yes; yet 'twas the mien Presaging the Immortal scene, Borne battle of His wars Who sealeth up the stars. Nor would he take the past between His hands, wipe valor's tablets clean, Commanding greatness wait Till he stand at the gate; Not he would cramp to one small head The awful laurels of the dead, Time's mighty vintage cup. And drink all honor up. No flutter of the banners bold Borne by the lusty sons of old, The haughty conquerors 6et forward to their wars; Not his their blare, their pageantries Their goal, their glory, was not his; Humbly he came to keep The flocks, to fold the sheep. ' The need comes not without the man; The prescient hours unceasing ran, And up the way of tears He came Into the years, Our pastoral captain, skilled to crook The spear Into the pruning hook, The simple, kindly man, Lincoln, American. New York Independent. Aunt Selina's Valentine 't 'I' 'I' '1 t ! r S' fr 'fr S 4 8 r f"fr S r r8Mr CTjHE postman's whistle was cloar "JPand shrill that morning, the 14th of c February, and as he lifted the knocker on Aunt Selina's narrow green door the sound echoed through the house and reached the ears of the little lady, who hastily threw aside the brush she was using and, shaking the dust from her long print apron, opened the door with a pleasant smile. The smile vanished, however, and a look of surprise took its place as she was given a large square envelope, pure white, and tied with dainty pink ribbons and quaint little bows, which even her nimble fingers found it hard to untie; but a little later it was spread out on the table before her, a valentine, all lace and flowers and satin bows, with two angels bearing up a line of love. Aunt Selina's face was a study. In deed, she made a picture sitting there by the old fireside trying to solve this mys tery, and when evening came and when she went to feed her chickens and dog Rover, her only companions, she was still asking herself over and over: "Who in all the wide world can care enough for me to send me such a mes sage of love ?" Aunt Selina's life had been a quiet one; her mother had died while she was a child, and, with the help of an old nurse, she had been housekeeper for her father and one brother, older than herself, and when this brother married shewas Aunt Selina, not only to his children, but to their little friends as well, for her sunny nature made her a favorite with them all. When her father died she was left with the cottage and little garden and enough money to live comfortably in a quiet way. But, though 30 years of age, she had never had a lover, so now as her mind ran over the gentlemen whom she knew she could think of no one who would send her a valentine. Still there was the Baysville postmark, the town where she lived, and once again she went through her list of acquaintances. "There's Deacon Hayes but he is so jld and gray it can't be he. And Carlos Brown, he sits in the pew at my right, ut he is really too poor to think of taking a wife." For, some way, Aunt Selina felt that Jt meant that, else why should one send c- costly a valentine to an old maid? Once she thought of asking the post man, and then laughed at the idea. As if ie would know. He was a bachelor of middle age, and rumor said that he had no liking for ladies' society, owing to some experience before coming to Bays villa. 1 Aunt Selina thought that his manner bore out this statement, as he had made few friends and seemed not to care for the cheerful "Good morning" which she gave him whenever he stopped at her door. It must be confessed that when the next Sunday came, Aunt Selina was- un usually careful of her dress. She wore her new black silk, and: her wavy brown . hair was neatly coiled beneath the small velvet bonnet, which she had freshened up" with a new satin bow, for she felt sure that her valentine friend would be at church that morning, and as she en tered the color rose in her fair face, for aha felt that the deacon had spoken more kindly than usual, as she came up the gravel walk, Mr. Brown had tak en her hand in greeting and 'Squire Wat kins, her father's old friend, had in quired for her health. As she went back to her quiet home he wondered if a brighter future were In store for her, something besides the loneliness that had been her lot for many years. Time passed, and at length, hearing nothing more from the sender of her val entine, Bhe decided that either he did not wish to be known, or had not the cour age to carry the matter farther, so the Jittle token was laid away, the one ro mance of Aunt Salina's life. One day a boy came running to her door with a message, which read: "I am very sick; will you come to me? Your postman. JOHN MOORE. . "Bleak House, Baysville." Yes, Aunt- Salina would go, she was always ready to help the suffering, but when she entered the room where John Moore lay, - the nurse came quickly to ward her, telling her that he had not long to live, and she thought the same when she saw what a wreck the fever had made of the once strong man. Perhaps it was his constitution that brought him through, ' or it may have been Aunt Selina's cheerful face and gen tle ways, for John Moore did not die, .although it was many weeks before he could travel his rounds again, and dur ing that time Aunt Selina learned how much he had cared for her, and that it was he who had sent the valentine, hop ing the little mnssago would, in some way, help him to gain her love, for it "was not true, the report which the gos sips of Baysville had brought against him, but more a reserved nature which had made him seem indifferent to those who would like to have been his friends. Aunt Selina soon found that he was a . noble, true-hearted man, one she could trust with her whole love and life," and when he asked: "Will you share the home. I have made ready" with the thought of you?" she did not refuse, but a little later went quiet ly into the church which the children had filled with tlowers, and when she saw te sweet blossoms and realized that all BORN FEBRUARY 12, 1809. " Let us have faith that right makes might; and in that faith let ns dare to do our duty as we understand it." this had been done for her, tears of hap piness filled her eyes and she thought: "How fair is life and all changed for me by the aid of a valeutine." Indian apolis Sun.-. A Valentine. The February sun Is coldly slipping From ridge and frozen rill. A February wind Is rudely whipping The hedge-row on the hill. But rude winds can not chill, " Nor cold suns blight, nor still The new-born joy that through my heart comes tripping. Full well I know that spring is Cupid's playtime Eare mornings decked with dew And scented eves while summer with Its haytlme Brings joy to lovers, too. But, dear, my love for you Shall flower all seasons through. And find in each a summer and a May time. To-night, aglow with royal winter roses. Your radiant face I see. Beneath your wind-blown lashes love, dis closes Its treasures, timidly. Dear, though the years should be Unkind to you and me, Joy can not die In hearts where love re poses. Criterion. LINCOLN'S LIFE. Characteristics of the Great Emanci pator as Told in Paragraphs. When 19, in building a fence, Lincoln split the rails that played so prominent a part in his first presidential campaign, twenty-eight years after. In youth he was an ardent advocate , of temperance, and delivered discourses j on cruelty to animals and the horrors of war. He liked stump-speaking much more than the ax he had to wield so often. Among the first situations he obtained after coming of age and striking out for himself was as a flat-boat hand to New Orleans. The slave auction he witness ed there bore the ripe fruit of after years. It is said that then and there, in May, 1831. the iron against slavery entered his soul. Tall, lanky, sallow, dark and slightly stooping he was in appearance, being a muscular 6 feet 4 at 17. His dress in those days was all tanned deer hide, coat, trousers and moccasins. The luxury. of wearing garments of fur and wool, dyed with the juice of the butternut or white walnut, was just being adopted iu his neighborhood, and Lincoln was not a person to take the lead in elegance. Thought, conversation and observation were his preferences, and when growing, up he had rather a reputation for lazi ness and forwardness, because he loved reading and thinking- so much. Even from a boy he liked to have the first word, and to converse with any one near enough to talk to, even to strangers de siring to be directed. He is described when just reaching early manhood as exceedingly talkative, yet elemental, un sifted and raw. Lincoln had very little actual school education, his first goings, at the age of 10, were in Indiana, to a woman named Hazel Dorsey. He was often taken from school to work or hire out. At 14 he went again to Andrew Crawford's school, and at 17 he saw the last of his school days under a man named Swaney. All the education he obtained afterward was through his own exertions. "Education defective" was his own definition given to the compiler of the Dictionary of Con gress, although it was not a pleasant thought to him. Being raised in a community supersti tious in the extreme, Lincoln believed in supernatural portents all his life. Fri day he considered fatal to every enter prise and, as it turned out, well ' he might. He had many dreams which he considered forecasts of coming events, once sending, a telegram to his wife to take away "Tad's" pistol, as he had had a bad dream about him. A good dream presaged the victories of Antietam, , Mur freesboro, Gettysburg and Vicksburg. He related an ill one just before, his assas sination. . Too Many Bills. vb "Lord Needmonneigh asked me if he could be my valentine." "And you told him -" "That there was too much postage due on him." i mr . y ya HOUSE IN WHICH LINCOLN DIED GOING TO DECAY. The raoid decav of the house in Wash- ington in which Abraham Lincoln died is Bional and sporadic instances even of unlawful and violent attracting public attention, ind it is prob- action. These will always occur whle human nature re able that something will be done to pre- mains unchanged and are not to be considered too seriously Serve it. It Contains the Oldroyd COl- - h0rMv Tin a wnnhllc ennnnt livo if anv hnir nt lection of Lincoln relics, and until re-: cently was in the care of private tenants, who charged a small admission fee to . visitors. Now it is in the care cf a so-1 ciety. but nothing has been done to Dre- serve or repair the walls or the interior, The house is directly across the street from the site of Ford's Theater, where Lincoln was shot. LINCOLN'S NARROW ESCAPE. Fiendish Plot to Tnocnlate Him with the Smallpox. The demand for an additional body guard around the White House recalls an incident of the civil war within the mem ory of many residents. During the excit ing .period of '61 great fears were enter tained for the safety of the President, and every precaution was taken to insure his personal protection. One morning there appeared at the White House a woman, closely veiled, demanding an immediate interview with Mr. Lincoln. ' Approaching Messenger Perkins, who guarded the door of Mr. Lincoln's private office, the visitor made known her request and pleaded earnestly that she be admitted to a personal inter view. The doorkeeper's orders were, how ever, very strict, and finding her eloquence all in vain, she finally compromised by confiding her message to the courteous but firm employe. Taking him to one side, the veiled lady took both his hands in hers and tenderly rubbed them as she extracted a promise that he would imme diately deliver her request to the Presi dent. Perkins was almost overcome by a most peculiar odor that appeared to ema nate from his companion, and hastened to get rid of her without creating a scene. Mich. This venture was very proflt No sooner had he accomplished this than ' able, and made him , wealthy. He "V. VUUUUCU KJ UUC UL LUC UUUSV11U1U L II ti effect produced upon him while in con versation with the importunate visitor. A physician who was present promptly di vined the truth and instituted a search for the woman, when it was learned that she had driven rapidly away in a carriage, and all trace was lost. Perkins was im mediately ordered to return to his home and await developments. Within the usual period he was taken ill with one of the worst cases of viru lent smallpox on record, and for weeks lay at the point of death. Upon his re covery the faithful messenger, whose de votion to duty doubtless saved the life of the President, was appointed by Mr, Lin coln" to a permanent position on thecleri cal force of the War Department, which office he has continued to hold up to date. Lincoln's Lugie. A man who heard Abraham Lincoln speak in Norwich, Conn., somo time be-1 . , . . , 777" fore he was nominated for President, ' moved to Milwaukee, but the inactivl was greatly impresed by the closely knit of c,ty life Palled on nIm and he logic of the speech. Meeting" him next decided to found a city in the primeval day on a train, he asked him how he ac- forest. -quired his wonderful logical powers and He traveled up the Wisconsin valley such acuteness in analysis. Lincoln re- till he reached the place where Toma plied: It was my terrible discourage-' hawknow stands. There he built a ment which did that for me. When I saw mill and a large hotel, with ap- aSaH,ZTi mar WC ?t0 an ofl1ce Pointments equal to those found in to study law. I saw that a lawyer', 1 fre citiea started a newsnanpr business is largely to prove things.. I C "j68: f startea a newspaper, said to mvself. 'Lincoln wi,n i. Am.! i bnUt and stocked a general store, and proved?' That was a noser. What nnnl stitutes proof? Not evidence; that was not the point. There may be evidence enough, but wherein consists the proof? Fgroaned over the question, and finally said to myself, 'Ah, Lincoln, you can't tell.' JThen I thought, 'what use i3 it for me to be in- a law office if I can't tell when a thing is proved? So I gave it up, and went back home. Soon after I re turned to the old log cabin, I fell, in with a copy of Euclid. : I had not the slight est notion of what Euclid was, and I thought I would nd out. I therefore be gan, at the beginning, and before spring I had gone through the old Euclid's ge ometry, and could demonstrate every proposition in the book. , Then in the spring, when I had got through with it, I said to myself one day, Ah, do you know when "a thing is proved?' and I an swered, 'Yes, sir,. I do.' 'Then you mjy go back to the law shop;' and I went.' &00D FIELD FOR AMERICAN CAPITAL By 7 somas tiast. Late V- S- Consul Ecuador is reasonably healthy, espe cially In the country, the prevailing dis eases being malarial fevers. One soon gets acclimatized. In Guayaquil and along the coast the climate during the wet season (from January to May) is very unhealthy. The chief industry of Ecuador is cacao growing, which Is extremely profitable. 'I w if lH The world's supply to some 90,000 tons, and of this Ecuador produces 27,000 tons, or about one-third tbomas nast. of the total. Land can be obtained at about $1 per acre. It requires about five years to bring a cacao estate into bearing, at a cost of 15 to 20 cents per tree. The trees yield on an average one pound each. For a plantation of 100,000 trees it costs to bring into bearing, say, $17,o0J. At the end of five years it is worth $50,000; at seven years, $75,000, etc". The production of 100,000 trees would be 100,000 pounds, worth $11,000 at present. The cost of putting this quantity on the market, including labor, etc.. would be $4,000, leaving' a net profit of $7,000. Estates are easily sold at the above figures, and if -a cap italist can wait for results for five years he is sore of a good income. In the mentime, "catch crops," such as rice or corn, can be grown on the same ground, which is so fertile that forthe growing of rice, etc., it is never neces sary to plow; a hole Is simply made with a machete and the seeds put in, and good returns are obtained. The planting and growing of rubber trees is considered one of the best investments; but very few have been planted, on account of the large supply of wild rubber and the fear that some artificial matter might be discovered to take its place. There are plenty -of good opportunities in Ecuador for the investment of money. LABOR'S RIGHT TO COMBINE. , K By Senator Hoar, of Massachusetts. I cannot see why if capital may com bine in corporations, labor may not com bine in labor unions. Every corporation and every partnership is an aggregate of individuals. So when a single work man desires employment he has to make his bargain not with one employer, but with many employers acting as one. He is also at another disadvantage. The thing he has to sell is his day's work. If he goes down in the morning to make his engagement, the thing he is to sell BEITATOB HOAB. is perishing with every hour of delay lri making his eontract. These associations of capital fre quently extend through the whole country and control under one head and with one will every establishment in the coun try in which a skilled workman might hope to find em ployment So I can see no reason why the workman should 1 not combine to make his bargain as to the rate of wages, -as to the hours of labor and as to the comfort and safety of his occupation. But, on the other hand, he has no right to interfere by violence with the freedom of any workman who does not choose to belong to -his union. Of course where men act 'n masses and are under excitement men undertake to impose their own will freedom of others. Subject to this condition I believe true Americans is on the side of labor better its condition. Unless the American workman shall have good wages and" leisure and comfort, in his home, shall send his children to comfortably for his old age.- the republic itself will be no longer worth living in. Capital and wealth will In the end take care of themselves, but to the elevation of labor, which Is but another name for the elevation of citizenship, the whole force and power of the republic should be bent. SHE CLAIMS $40,000,000. The Sum Left by the Man She Married ! . on II is Death Bed. In all probability Mrs. William H. Bradley, of Tomahawk, Wis., will come into possession of the $40,000,000 left by, her husband, William H. Brad ley, a pioneer lumberman and the rich est man in Wisconsin. -Three days be fore his death he married Miss Marie Hannemager, who for twenty years was his ' private secretary and who knows more than any other person about his vast estate. Bradley was as eccentric as he was wealthy. He was a native of Bangor, Me., where his father, as the son proved to be, was a successful lumber man. -In the early 60s he went to Wisconsin and entered the lumber business in a small way. ,Then he got in with some Milwaukee capitalists and began ODerating near Muskesron. 4 yi t jtf ski .nn: ? W. H. BBADLKT. UBS. W. H. BRADLEY. i then waited for the population which he was sure' would follow him. As the timber : about his mill was out down and shipped to market he built railroads, adding miles and miles as he needed them. Everything he touch ed seemed to turn to gold, and invest ments which to others seemed the height of folly brought him fortunes. While Tomahawk was still in its In fancy Mr. Bradley established another town at Spirit Falls, and In this, too, he was successful. He became fabu lously rich, and the fortune left hier widow Is estimated at $40,000,000. Utlca Globe. : . His Notion or tbe West. "This surely is a great country, since we have arrived at the point that geograhpical terms no longer convey any adequate Idea of location' remark- it i rJT y J) General at Guayaquil It is for this that this that we have And It is for this life. PRAISE AND BLAME of cacao amounts- He is in the management of in tbe end to become fled that his services Too much praise harmf ul, though In little for the future, there will be occa- upon the lawful the sympathy of all and its attempt to shall have books school, can provide MANY UNDERTAKINGS OF THE FEDERAL GOVERN MENT N THE FARMERS' INTEREST. T HE National Geographic Magazine asserts 'that no other government In the world does so much as the United States to promote the agri cultural interests of thecountry. - Through Its efforts tea is now being successfully grown In South Carolina. , . . - Through its encouragement Connecticut will soon be raising all the Su matra tobacco consumed in the United States $6,000,000 worth annually. - A new variety of long-staple cotton, having nearly double the value of the old, has been created; new wheats and new rices, and even a frost-resisting orange has been evolved. - And these are only samples of what has been done. " The American farmers have an Invested capital of $20,000,000,000, This is a great agricultural nation, and Uncle Sam doesn't forget 1L Glance at some of the things he does to help and protect the farmer: The bureau of animal industry made last year nearly 60,000,000 ante mortem inspections of meat animals and about 39,000,000 post-mortem in spections. The meat inspection stamp was .affixed to over 23,000,000 pack ages of meat. And this is only part of the bureau's work. The land grant agricultural colleges have an attendance of 42,000. The export trade in fruit and vegetables is assisted by the introduction of Improved methods of handling. Imported food products are examined for injurious substances. Important investigations have been made in the sugar laboratory with a view to improving the quality and quantity of table syrups. Weather bureau warnings are of the greatest assistance to agri culture. The Department of Agriculture Is a worker for forestry, the bureau of forestry being a part of it. The bureau of soils employs over 175 persons. The department published last year 757 different publications, with a total circulation of 10,586,580. Although the cost of publications amounts to $800,000 a year, It is Inadequate to supply the demand. ed W. S. Crouch of Tacoma, Wash., at the Raleigh. "The other night, shortly after ar riving here, I got Into an accidental talk with a gentleman who chanced to be my vis-a-vis at dinner. He was a stranger, and as I was In the same cat egory it was pleasant to have" someone to chat with. Moreover, he was evi dently a gentleman of standing and re spectability and looked like a man of good intelligence. He was well dress ed and his whole aspect betokened pros perity. "He found out that I hailed from the West and the Information pleased him. 'I like Western people Immensely,' he said. 'They are not so ceremonious and so hard to get acquainted with as those who live In the East. I am a Western er myself and am tickled mightily to meet you. Come here, waiter, and take the gentleman's order.' As I was say ing, being from the West myself, it Is a real comfort to run across you. "'And may I ask where your home is?' " 'My home, sir, Is Pittsburg, Pa., I am proud to live In such a great and enterprising city,' Later on, when I told him that I hailed from the town of Tacoma, he asked me If I was In Washington Territory, and seemed sur prised when I told him Washington had been a State for the last thirteen years." Washington Post. , , Artificial Limb, The manufacture of artificial limbs is of very ancient origin. The grand father of Catiline In early life lost his right hand in battle, but made himself an iron substitute with which he could we have schools and churches. It la for tariffs. It Is for this that we have law. that the republic must live or bear no BOTH OF VALUE. By James r. O'Brien. The two greatest factors in securing the best, work from employes are praise and blame. I am sure that neither alone will answer the purpose. ; The man who must be scolded and found fault with continually is of little value in any position, disfavor jvith his superiors in office be- cause tney cannot irust mm to perrorm nis auues faithfully. As for the man himself, his many delinquencies cause him to lose confidence in his own ability; he becomes careless and forgetful, and finally loses his place altogether. A too frequent use of praise in employes is productive of undesirable results of a different character. The man who Is continu ally Draised after ft whilp hecomps Imbued with the Idea that he is "IT." He has an exaggerated idea of his own ' of the squirrels, catching them by the importance and Is liable to assume a patronizing air toward legs as they passed In and out, swallow his associates and customers that is. not at all desirable 1 ing them whole as they do frogs, in fact is decidedly harmful. Such a man Is almost certain I For five or six years the struggle for so intolerable that he Is at last notl- are no longer required. or too much blame is therefore equally a different way. A judicious use of both is highly desirable. When a salesman makes a good sale, it pleases him to receive a word of commendation from the manager and It spurs him to do better. On the other hand, if he is impolite to a customer or does some thing he ought not to do, he should be reproved gently but firmly. This will make him more careful In the future, and In the end he will be more valuable to himself and the firm. Much depends upon the manager himself. If he pos- sesses good common sense, has a fair knowledge of human nature, and has personal magnetism, he will have no trouble with his employes. If, on the. other hand, he is unjust, hard, and unsympathetic, he will be unable to keep good salesmen or saleswomen in his employ for any length of time. No one of spirit will submit to being cursed and reproved before his shopmates by the man from whom he receives his orders. Dissatisfaction is certain to show it- self among the other employes, and the entire force soon becomes demoralized. CHOOSING AN OCCUPATION. ". . By Hamilton D. Maxwell. Many a young man falls to make his mark In the world because he does not make a choice of occupation. This is a very commonplace remark, and so also Is the inquiry why is a choice not made? . ' The painful, fact is that the young men who think and consult about the future, and come to some well-defined plan of life, are in the minority; while the men who take things as they come, care and plan less for It, are in the ma jority. But there are a large number of men who are in perplexity about the future. They almost wish some over whelming circumstances would force them into an occupa tion or a profession. ' Man Is endowed with the power of choice, and we must decide for ourselves. True, adman's choice will be modi fied by circumstances not in his Immediate control, but, after all, one must act for himself. The power of choice does not, of course, prevent the ask ing for that wisdom from above which will be liberally given to those who devoutly seek It. The first inquiry is: What can I do? I may be able to do several things, and do them reasonably well, but there must be a selection, and hence the second inquiry: What can I do best? Then follows the question of opportunity. Where and how can one find not only opportunity, but the largest opportunity to do what one can do best? The man who finds "the largest opportunity to do what he. can do best" has chosen his work, the method and the field. handle sword or lance. About fifteen years ago a tomb was opened at Ca pua, which contained . a remarkable specimen of a well-made artificial leg. It was composed of thin sheets of bronze, riveted together, and fastened to a wooden core. Iron bars connected the leg with a bronze belt round the wraist of the skeleton, and there were traces of a wooden foot. The iron nand of Gotz von Berlichingen Is historic, but among the German knights of his time there is record of one who had an. iron foot which weighed nearly ten pounds, and with this pedal extension he could kick so hard that his servants finally stole it and threw it into the Rhine. He had a second made which shared the fate of the first, and he then contented himself with a foot made of German oak. The servants and retainers of his castle did not ap parently mind being kicked with an oaken foot, but they drew the line at Iron. Famuus Frosts in England. The lowest temperature recorded in London .during the past forty years was in January, 1867, when the ther mometer fell to 6.7, or nearly 26 de- grees of frost, but this undesirable record was almost equaled during the famous long frost of 1895, when for one whole day In February the mer cury never rose above 8 degrees. The coldest December was In "1890, the coldest February In 1895 and the cold est March in 1883. The warmest De cember occurred in 1888, the warmest January in 1884, the warmest Febru ary In 1869 and the warmest March In 1859. Squirrels Have Devised a Method of Getting the Best of an Enemy. A new condition of animal life has developed on Indian Island, In the State of Maine. As the Indians who Inhabit the island never kill anything they do not eat, and as they eat neither squirrels nor snakes, both of these species have multiplied greatly of late years, and they have become as nnmmnn oa r-i-a ochnnnoro arm n 11T1- afrala of man It came about in this way: The natu ral food of the large striped snake con sists of insects with now and then a ' plump frog or a toad for a holiday feast. As the Indians do not kill snakes unless they are very hungry the reptiles Increased so fast on the Island that all the frogs and toads and most of the Insects were exterminated, compelling the snakes to eat chipmunks i or starve. They chose the chipmunks.. Though these small squirrels are found all over the island, they are most plentiful In the little cemetery at the south end. The big striped snakes soon learned where game was thickest and began to make raids upon the undefended holes -mastery between the chipmunks and the snakes was a hard one. 1 The ratio between the two was decld- edly in favor of the snakes, and the , chipmunks were in a fair way to be wiped out, when an inventive squirrel , discovered a way of killing the snakes without fighting them. While a snake will enter any hole In the ground that Is large enough to re ceive Its body, no snake has yet been able to dig a hole for itself, and when- ever a snake Is plugged Inside of a hole that snake remains where it is until it dies of starvation, Somehow the chipmunks learned this f weak spot In the defense of snakes and they began offensive operations, ( Every day they went leaping among the graves and snuffing at the holes to learn If there were snakes Inside. As Boon as one was discovered the squirrels carried earth In their cheek pouches until the hole containing the snake was filled with earth and beaten down level with the grass. They kept close watch for prying snakes for two or three years In succes sion, and last summer there was hardly a large snake to be found on the Isl and, while the chipmunks had increas ed so rapidly that they ate up many of the growing crops upon which the In dian depended for cash bounties from the State. In digging among the graves of their ancestors to rid the island from a pest of chipmunks the Indians unearthed hundreds of dead snakes which had been buried alive by the squirrels. Then the world was enlightened as to a new way of killing snakes. "LIKE SO CENTS." How a Current Slang Phrase Started on Its Travels. The origin of slang has always been a puzzle to philologists, but once in a while a current phrase can be traced to its source. The colloquialism "To feel like thirty cents" Is apparently nonsensical, but it Is certainly the most forceful expression of the day for denoting anything small, mean and contemptible In one's own sight- Its origin is thus explained by a Philadel phia lawyer, who sometimes practices in New York: "There Is a vacant law in New York under which a person having no visible means of support may be plac-' : ed in durance. It has also been de cided In that State that a person hav- -ing so small a Bum as thirty cents in his possession has 'visible means - of support.' Now there is no law in New York except the vagrant law under which pool sellers and gamblers may be held. Shortly after the decision just ' mentioned was formulated two - gam blers were captured In a raid and tak- en to the Tenderloin station house. They sent for a lawyer, who came and had a talk with them. 'It will never do to make any show of money here,' he said. 'Give me your rolls.' They handed their wads over to him and he gave each of them a quarter and a nickel, with instructions to produce the coins when be asked them to do so In court. "When their cases were called the lawyer got them off on the plea that ,. they were not vagrants, each having the legal amount of funds in his pos session. Just as the decision was ren dered in favor of -his clients a messen ger entered the court and required the lawyer's presence at the Supreme Court. He left without seeing his ell- " ents, and they wended their way to the nearest saloon "How do you feel?" said one. "'I feel like thirty cents,' said the other, 'and probably will until I get my roll back, or what's left of It.' "And that's how that phrase was started' In its travels." New York , Mail and Express. Snuff-Taking. .In 1712 the London Spectator com plained of snuff -taking as an Impertl- ' nent custom adopted by fine women and equally disgusting whether prac ticed sedately or coquettishly. Some used the box only as a means of dis playing their pretty hands; but the thorough-paced woman of fashion pulled out. her box In the middle Qf the sermon and freely offered her best Brazilian to friends of either sex and asked the church warden to take a i pinch as she dropped her money Into the collecting plate. Thus for a time the snuffbox was as much a part of the "fine lady's" toilet as the fan It self. More than once the snuffbox has played an important part in political life. v After the banishment of Napo- leon to Elba, and while the Bonapart- ; ists were plotting for his return, they used to fill their boxes with snuff : scented with violets his favorite flower. When desirous of learning which side an individual favored they would offer a pinch and significantly ask, "Do you like this perfume?" " Talleyrand always said that diplo matists ought to take snuff, as it af fords a pretext for delaying a reply and gave opportunities for covering any Involuntary expression of emotion.