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OVER THE HILLS. "Where is the valley of perfect rest 7" Over the hills, my dear. The dew falls bright on the daisy's breast The dawn is cloudless, the dark is blest, There in the valley of perfect rest, Over the hills, my dear. The summer is long and the winter is brief Over the hills, my dear. The grain climbs swift to the golden sheaf, There are laurels and crowns for the blows of grief, Where the tears of the years find sweet relief Over the hills, my dear. But long the journey and dim the way Over the hills, my dear. And I hold your hand, and I bid yon stay For one dream more in life's sad to-day; Then drift from my life, like a dream, away Over the hills, my dear. Atlanta Constitution. IN DEFIANCE OF AUTHORITY X ' ACK," observed the Colonel, let yJJ ting his hand hover Irresolutely - over the chess board, "has it ever occurred to you that it would be au extremely nice arrangement if those two children of ours would fall in love with each other? You and I are get ting along in years eh, old friend? and I'd like to see Llla settled In a home of her own before the order conies for taps. There Is no one In the world I would rather give my daughter to than Billie; the boy Is white clear through he could scarcely be anything different, though, and his father's son. I can't imagine why they don't," con tinued the Colonel, argumentatlvely; "they like each other all right, and are always together riding, playing golf or something but never a thought of building a nest of their own. Just listen to that, will you?" he broke off. Through the library doorway came the blithe notes of a rollicking duet, sung by two happy, care-free young voices. A tender smile blossomed on Lawyer Reed's clean-shaven lips. "Bless their hearts!" he said, softly. "Nothing would give me greater satis faction or happiness, Phil, than to have what you mentioned come to pass. I've had the same thought myself, and hint ed at something of the kind to Billie once." "Well?" said Col. Bradlee, tentative ly. "The young rascal laughed at me; said the idea was absurd; that while Lila and he were the best of chums, and all that, there was no thought of any non sense of that sort between them. Billie hinted," went on the lawyer, ruefully, "that I had better stick to chess, and let match-making alone." "Lila appears to be of about the same opinion," remarked the Colonel, dryly. "She called me an old goose to be thinking of such things. I call it flying in the face of Providence" blocking an unexpected onslaught on his queen "for If ever two people were made for each other. It was those two, and they haven't the sense to see It." John Reed nodded, then all at once smote his knee softly with his hand. "Phil," he said, lowering his voice, "do you remember that white mule we used to have at headquarters in '65?" "Ben Johnson's mule?" replied the Colonel, with a reminiscent grin. "Of course I do. The boys used to say that when Ben wanted that mule to go anywhere he'd lead hifu. In the opposite direction, yell 'Git up!' at him, and old Caesar would wheel and run the other way like a deer." , ! "Young human nature and mule na ture are a good deal similar some times," remarked the lawyer, signili cantly, leaning back In his chair. Vague comprehension began to dawn on Colonel Bradlee's countenance. "Do you think we might work something of the sort. Jack?" he queried, eageriy. "I'd do most anything to bring it about, short of putting my girl on bread and water or not kissing her." John Reed rose to his feet. "Philip Bradlee," he said, In a serious voice, "prepare to have your innermost feel ings outraged. 1 am going to Insult you For goodness' sake, Phil," he whispered, as he perceived a look of blank astonishment sweep over his friend's face, "don't look like that; It's only a bluff! Play your part, man, and don't give me away." He swept the chess board off the ta ble with a bank. "Colonel Bradlee," he cried loudly, angrily, "this is not the first time 1 have caught you trying to take an unfair advantage, but it's the last game I'll play with a a " Something choked his speech, but the Colonel rose to the situation like a hero. "Leave my house," he roared, "you insulting erer pettifogger!" he wound up, triumphantly. There was a sudden rush Into the li brary, and a dismayed chorus, "Father! Colonel Bradlee!" "You. too, sir!" yelled the Col.inel. "Don't you dare set foot In my house again! Lila If I know of your having anything more to do with the son of John Reed. I'll I'll disown you! They're a pair of " Billie Reed grasped his father's arm. "Come, father," he said, proudly, "Col onel Bradlee has forgotten that he Is a gentleman!" As the pair marched stiffly erect through the library door the lawyer cautiously turned his head; but Lila's eyes were too full of tears to intercept the deliberate wink he shot at the man he had so basely Insulted. "They'll never cousent," said Lila, dolefully. She was standing with Billie Reed behind the grape arbor In her father's yard a week later, and even a disinterested spectator would have needed no second glance to have shown him that the wondrous light which never yet was on sea or laud was Ell around them. "What if they don't?" replied Billie. stoutly. "They ought to be ashamed of themselves, anyway, trying to keep us apart because they've quarreled! I owe them a debt of gratitude for it, though. I've found out how blind I was and It's given me the right to " "Billie!" cried a muffled voice, "some body'll surely see us!" "Let 'em!" replied Billie. "Now, list en, Mrs. William .Reed-to-be it's no use for us to wait for parental approv al, father and Colonel Bradlee won't PORTABLE SCHOOLHOUSE IN PRACTICAL USE. EXTERIOR OF A PORTABLE SCHOOL HOUSE IN ST. LOUIS. A remedy has been found for the relief of crowded schools in large cities. This is known as the portable school building. Few of the larger towns in America have as yet inaugurated them, but before many years have passed the idea bronght to this side from Paris will have become familiar to school goers as well as school teachers. The school on wheels sounds like a Western idea, where houses are frequently builded upon wagons, that the owners may move about to suit their convenience. So, instead of going to their home, they have their home brought to them. In St. Louis, where the schools had become crowded until good teaching was al most impossible, these portable buildings have done much toward the relief of the situation. The idea of portable school buildings first came from Paris. Then the idea reached the United States, about five years ago, and Milwaukee was first to adopt it. In St. Louis, which next adopted the portable school house, the plan was a great success. Several large Eastern cities have within the last year or so commenced on a small scale to have portable school houses as a part of the edu cational facilities. - In St. Louis there has been a great influx of people on account of the world's fair. When the city schools opened in the early fall the increase was enormous, but the schools were well able to care for them. The portable school building, however, is all that saves them, and when in any neighborhood there is a like lihood of an overcrowding, a portable school building is at once moved in. At present there are twenty-seven school houses of this kind in St. Louis, and all of them are In use. These portable school buildings are so constructed as to enable the school board to order them sent anywhere at any time. They are easily taken apart and moved from one school house to another. They are set up in the regular district school yard. In St. Louis, where the portable school plan has reached perfection from actual nse, the portables are made of frame, are 26x3i feet inside measurement, with a clear-story height of 12 feet. The floor is coustructid in eight sections, the sides in six sections, the ends in four sections, and the pitched roof in sixteen sections. Each section is built upon frames,' which are readily bolted together in such a manner as to make a perfectly tight and secure room; all joints between the sections are covered both inside and out by movable pieces secured with screws. The rooms are heated and ventilated by an indirect furnace wfth double casing. The fresh air is taken directly from the outside, which supply cannot be cut off by the teacher. The building costs about $850. ' The valuable point is the readiness with which a portable school can be pent into a neighborhood that becomes t-uddenly overcrowded and where the studies of those who have been in regular attendance are interfered with. as much as bow to each other! Let's take matters into our own hands, and get married right now this afternoon! Then we can tell 'em, and they can storm as much as they like, and they can't alter anything. Besides, I don't believe they would hold out forever. We'll slip out the back gate, and go down to the church study on Carver street. I saw the Rev. Tisdale going In when I came over." Billie fumbled In his pocket, and produced a formid able looking document. "I got a special license this morning," he announced, in triumphant tones. Lila Bradlee opened her lips to say no-to expostulate hesitated, and was lost. Hand in hand the lovers fled swiftly down the graveled walk. As the defiers of authority vanished through the gate, a portly form rose warily from the further side of the grape arbor, hastened to the fence that bounded Lawyer Reed's lawn, and whistled shrilly. The Colonel was setting up the chess men as his old friend joined him in the library. "They've gone to the minis ter's!" he gasped. "Don't that beat all the rapid transit you ever heard of?" "Thank the Lord it came out all right," said John Reed. "I don't be lieve I could have kept it up another week." The newly wedded pair paused on the familiar threshold, and stared in utter bewilderment at the two erst while bitter enemies placidly playing chess. "Father," called Billie, "you here?" "Howdy do, Billie," remarked the Colonel, rising affably. "Been getting married? Your father just came over to congratulate you. Lila " The Colonel's voice turned husky all at once, and he opened wide his arms. "Come here, girlie," he cried, "it's all right!" and in a second his daughter's head was resting on his shoulder and her arms were around his neck. Farm and Fireside. OUR FIRST WOMAN ASTRONOMER Birthplace of Maria Mitchell to Be Preserved to Her Memory. The birthplace of Maria Mitchell, the first woman astronomer in America, where all her early years were spent and her first observations made in Nan tucket, Mass., Is to be preserved by Vassar alumnae. Vassar. incidentally, was the first woman's college to intro duce astronomy in its curriculum. Miss Mitchell went there as professor of as tronomy and director of the observa tory in 1S65, remaining until her death, twenty-three years later. Harvard Col- MARIA MITCUKLL S BIRTHPLACE. lege at the time had no telescope better than that used by Miss Mitchell's fath er In his Nantucket home. Nowhere was tuition in this science then open to a woman, so It was through her father only that Miss Mitchell became proficient in her life work. She was the discoverer of a new comet known to the world of science as Maria Mitchell's comet. A few years before this Frederick VI., King of Deu mark , had offered a gold medal to the first discoverer of a telescropic comet and this medal was afterward bestowed upon Miss Mitchell by Frederick VII. After her discovery Miss Mitchell was elected to membership in the American Academy of Arts and Sciences and was lionized wherever she went. The Mitchell house at Nantucket was built In 1790 and during the last So years has been occupied by some mem ber of the Mitchell family. The lower part of the building will be used as a museum and the upper story for lit erary and astronomical purposes. Miss Mitchell's scientific library was left by will to her brother. Prof. Henry Mitch ell, but he will turn this over as a gift in his sister's name, to the library to be founded in the old homestead. VULGARITY OF THE ULTRA-RICH Severely Condemned by Cnited Statea Senator Henry Cabot Xod jje. "When wealth expends in a single evening, upon a vulgar, brainless en tertainment an amount of money the income of which would mean affluence to thousands of families; when It is used to promote corners in the neces saries of life or for desperate gambling on the stock markets; when it is en gaged in an effort to debauch elections or control Legislatures; when It con siders that everything is for sale Legislatures and courts, public officers, the honesty of men and the honor of women it is hard to overestimate the peril which It portends." In these words does United State Senator Henry Cabot Lodge Inveigh against the evils of affluence. Were the words uttered by a demagogue, they HENRY CABOT LODGE. would carry no weight, but coming from so conservative a source as the brilliant junion Senator of Massachu setts they have attracted considerable attention and have been widely com mented on. Leslie's Weekly is prompt ed to say: "It were well If the warning note were sounded until It should penetrate even to the brains of the dullest and most vapid of the creatures who are dawdling away their lives in the midst of luxuries and extravagances pur chased , with inherited wealth. It it these living sponges, the shallow, heartless, aimless men and women in marble palaces - who constitute the greatest menace to our existing social order, and whose ways of life are the deepest reproach that lies against Chris tian civilization. Worthy of more re spect is a Zulu savage than a rich de generate who finds no better use for his money than the indulgence of his vices and vanities." Severe, Indeed, are these arraign ments of the idle rich who worship at pleasure's shrine and who contribute nothing for the good of the communi ties In which they live. Their fathers and grandfathers, mayhap, were pio neers of industry, men of genius and perseverance, who did something for the good of mankind. But the wealth which they accumulated and left be hind has passed Into the hands of ig norant and unworthy scions, spend thrifts and, in some cases, moral mon sters. The lives of how many of these gilded young men and women are filled with shameful debauchery which it takes something like the Molineux case to bring to light. . The Senator who has poken In such plain and undiplomatic language con cerning the ulfra-rich is one of the foremost scholars of America, a man of polish and the intimate friend of Pres ident Roosevelt. He lives at Nahant, is a lawyer by profession, but prefers to follow literary pursuits for a live lihood. He was a member of the House of Representatives for four terms before becoming a Senator. School of an Empress. The Empress Dowager of China In tends establishing a girls' school in the palace at Peking. Ten daughters of princes will be the students. A female teacher will instruct them in English. The reason is that the empress needs interpreters when entertaining the wives of foreign ministers. Any man who lives up to bis epitaph is a dead one. LEARN TO SHOOT A RIFLE. Canadian Militiamen Appreciate tbe Value of Good Marksmanship. The lessons of the boer war have not been lost upon the Canadian militia. The superiority of the Dutch as rifle shots-gave them an immeasurable ad vantage over the British invaders In many occasions and cost the imperial army the lives of thousands of brave men. The Canadian government is therefore encouraging the development of markmanshlp to an extraordinary degree. The result is surprising. Ev ery village in Canada sports a rifle range and every province Is a school for sharpshootes. Jt is not a fad, but has seized upon the Canadians with a firmness that promises to leave an in delible stamp upon the people for a generation. Of Canada's 6,000,000 of people there are . more . than 500,000 capable of bearing arms. This vast army is developing into a fighting ma chine of .colossal proportions. The conflict on the South African velf indicated with frightful force just what a body of sharpshooters can do when opposed to armies trained in the old school of war. Imagine an army of 500,000 Canadians Invading the United States, every man of them ca pable of doing execution that Cronje and his boer warriors wrought along the Modder river, at Colenso and the other death traps of South Africa. The annual competition on the Onta rio rifle range was indulged in by men from every part of Canada, They shot for three days. The result forms an interesting study for the Ameri cans. More bulls' eye shots were made than any other, and the extraordinary record was made of not a single shot that would not have struck the vitals of a man had he been the target at which they were shooting. The Canaadians have not only copied largely in this respect from the sturdy warriors who so long defied old Eng land's sons, but these marksmen are copying the style of fighting they were taught was so effective by the boers. In truth, the fighting force of Canada to-day, with the extraordinary profi ciency with the rifle, is a formidable thing, regardless of any support they might receive from the mother coun try. England, it is now claimed, can draw sharpshooters enough from Can ada within a year to overwhelm any ordinary European army. They will be almost wholly men who, when in the field, will conduct them selves as the boers did. Besides the Lee-Metford service rifle, they are be coming equally expert with the six shooter that weapon that has proved so deadly in the hands of expert marks men of the cavalry forces of the United States. It is no secret in Can ada "that the Northwest police, a force of 2,000 expert horsemen, are the chief reliance for fast work with the pistol In .the event of an emergency call for fighting. SUMMER IN HONDURAS. Pictnre of the Pleasures of a Tropical Residence. A southern woman who has been spending the summer in British Hon duras, not in the least because she wants to, writ- In the fullness of her discontent a frank condition of af fairs. A glance at her letter will rec onsile us stay-at-homes to New Or leans as a summer resort, says the New Orleans Times-Democrat. She says: This place is , well, I dare not write what I think, but you can guess it is not cool and it is the very reverse of the paradise of blisses. Pic ture this: Ten million sand flies. Ten million mosquitoes. No cooks. No food. No society. No meet but fowls. No potatoes. Fever, all sorts. Diphtheria. No theater. Require an umbrella In bed when it rains. Ten million starved dogs. Ten million ill-used mules. Ten thousand thunderstorms. Ten million cockroaches. No drainage. Temperature 120 degrees in the shade. People brutes. Stores dirty. Ten million cats in back yard. Seven colony cows. Six birds do all the singing for the colony. No cattle. No telephone. One steamer a week. One Irish liar Just left my service, and I won't re-engage her. One billion fleas. No railway. , No cars. One boat that requires fourteen days to go eighty miles. One pig. One mad dog, at present outside my door. No physicians. No gas. Ne electric light. One pineapple and ten oranges which my maid buys up. One lunatic asylum (more needed). But, oh, churches, chapels, till you can't rest. Adventists, High Church, Low Church, Narrow Church, Broad Church, and all sorts and conditions. Won't you come next summer with me? On the Stairs. CHAPTER I. "Sh-sh!" she whispered. "I thought I heard some one on the stairs." "Shall I go see?" he asked. "No! No! What If some one should be there and he should h-hurt you? Darling, it would kill me to see you suffer." They were silent for a while, then she said: "I was almost sure it was papa. But it couldn't have been. Perhaps you had better go, dearest, before he does come down to cause trouble." CHAPTER II. (Five Years After.) "Charles! Charles!" she whispered. "What is it?" he sleepily asked. "Get up, quick. I'm sure I heard somebody on the stairs. Don't lie there like a coward. Go and see if anybody's in the house. Have some nerve about you." Chicago Record-Herah1 CONSTRUCTION OF BIG BUILDINGS MEANS SACRIFICE OF LIVES. In the rush of building in the down town districts of Chicago the element of time In the construction is of vital consequence when the question of ground rents is considered; where a man, firm, or corporation Is paying perhaps $25,000 a year for a ground lease It Is necessary that the building shall not be any longer under way than the greatest haste in building makes unavoidable. But If In this rush of building it should be brought home to the buildors that a steel struc ture forced to completldn - In six months Instead of a necessary twelve months should offer up a sacrifice of one or more human lives for this priv ilege of haste, there Is no question that a Christian civilization . would make such protest that a six months build ing would be made impossible. For to this hurry - In a contract the builders of Chicago credit greater loss of life than to all the other possibili ties In building combined. In this sense haste is not the haste of the in dividual in individual tasks; it is the haste that piles one set of workmen above another until perhaps a dozen gangs of men are working at a dozen separate contracts, while between these gangs of men are floor after floor, formed of loose planking through which hammers, rivets, tongs, bricks, stones, terra cotta, and the thousand and one tools and materials of build ing may fall in spite of all precautions, killing and maiming as they fall. "You may lay the largest per cent of accidents on any-building to this haste that sets one set of of workmen above another." said the superintend ent of one of the large construction companies. "You may say that 90 per cent of the accidents on a building is due to'falling missiles, and just to the extent that one gang of men is piled upon another through a structure, just to that extent one may expect these missiles In falling to find victims. Many Trades Wor ing at Once. "Haste, as It is ordinarily under stood, is not accountable for undue ac cidents. As a rule, men working upon a building do not work in a rush. Steel workers do, but they are the exception. Haste in building means the beginning of wiring, fireproofing, carpentering, plastering, bricklaying, plumbing, and perhaps certain lines of finishing, be fore the structural steel is up to the level of the sixth floor of a sixteen story building In fact, on an ordi nary down-town building going up in a rush twenty-five separate trades have been at work through the struc ture at the same time. "Ordinarily a person familiar with the conditions under which craftsmen work might look to the laws and the city ordinances for protection of these men. But the laws do not protect. There is an ordinance which requires the builder to see that the floors In a skeleton structure should be planked over. So they are, but with a dozen gangs of men working at a dozen lines of work on a dozen floors, you may see where the element of chance plays. A foreman going through a building may see a board or two boards or three boards in a floor out of place. He or ders that the hole be covered " over for tbe protection of everybody below It. The order suits everybody below, but the man who may have removed the boards for wiring the building, or for the conducting of pipes between floors, throws down his tools and says he will quit work if he Is to be inter fered with In his work. What is the contractor to do? It is a rush job; he CONVENIENT SHOE FASTENER. One of the Important considerations which guide some people in the ques tion of selecting a pair of shoes is the manner of fastening them on the feet, AIT UPWAED PULL FASTENS THE SHOE. for when a man is in a hurry, as most men are in this century, he does not want to consume any more of his time in dressing than is necessary. In the accompanying drawing is shown what is probably the most rapid can't spare the one angry ' workman; certainly he can't say to the gangs be low to stop work because something possibly may fall through the hole and crush a man's skull. No; the condition is that It Is a rush job, and as such the foreman walks away, unwillingly, but having.no recourse that is practicable. "Right there, the conditions are all ripe for the unexpected to happen as the unexpected always does. Indeed, a rivet may fall, red-hot, through a I knot-hole just as easily as through a j hole ten feet square, and a man just' as easily may be under the one as, under the other. .--I "Another thing making accidents In j one gang of workmen that have small duty toward another gang. An iron worker, for Instance, will be careful of other ironworkers, but "he Is dis posed to say to blazes with the ma sons, who may be working just below him. Workmen get careless, too, even of themselves. It is not often that they fall; their carelessness largely Is I that of men who work looking to the other fellow to take care of himself, ! provided he Is not of themselves." Accidents that Happen. To show how easily the unexpected may happen in the work of putting up a great building, an accident that broke both legs of a riveter In the new Chicago postoffice building may be- re called. A heavy derrick had been put up on the. third floor, and In order to anchor the legs of it ropes had been looped over them, doubled around stringers on the floor below, and for tightening them wooden levers were run through the ropes and twisted, shortening the doubled ropes and thus holding the heels of the derrick firmly to place. One day a riveter working above the ropes holding this derrick chanced to look down and saw one of these an chor ropes on tire from cinders drop ped from a forge above. It was burn ing briskly. The derrick was lifting a load at the time, and in order to avoid accident it occurred to the riveter thajt he must put out the fire quickly. Seiz ing a column, he dropped down, hand over hand, to the next floor and sprang for the blazing rope just as the strands burned through. This loosened the Hght wound lover, which whizzed around, striking the workman across the legs, breaking both of them and throwing him off his feet, twenty feet below. As to workmen falling, it is the ex perience of a foreman that many men lose their nerve on buildings; that some fright or narrow escape so im presses the possibilities of danger upon them that while they may continue to work, and may believe that they are as steady as ever, they are really a constant menace to every one about them. To the average workman walking about the skeleton of a new building, 200 feet above the pavement, the ele ment of height cuts no figure so far as his nervous system Is concerned; he can walk a six-inch beam at that height at, readily as a person in the street can keep to the line of a street car rail. But persons in the street oc casionally step into coal holtes or trip over obstructions, and to this extent at least the workman on high build ings is not immune from falling. In case of falling, however, the ordinance requiring temporary flooring up through a buiiding Is the means of preservl ig many lives. Chicago Trib une. shoe fastener yet placed on the mar ket, as there is but one motion of the hand necessary to complete the work of securing the edges of the uppers together around the ankle. One ad vantage of this invention Is that it ' can be used in connection with a shoe I originally intended to be secured with laces, the labor of making the altera tion being inconsiderable. As illustrated In the drawing, this fastening device consists of a series of projecting studs arranged on either edge of the upper with a telescoping slide arranged to engage the studs and draw the edges of the upper toward each other as the actions are expanded, j It will be seen that by grasping the. outer section of this fastener and giv ing it an upward pull the inner sections will arrange themselves from the bot tom to the top of the opening, drawing the edges together as they rise. The two sections are shown in the picture to gether with views of the shoe opened and closed. As the fastener is made of spring metal it will allow sufficient movement of the ankle to prevent bind ing, having In this an advantage over lace or button shoes. John F. Hawkes, j of Jersey City,-N. J., is the Inventor, i " FAVORITES till 1 M 14-t f i .H..M fr-fr. The Land o' the Leal. ' I'm wearin' awa. Jean, Like snaw wreaths in thaw, Jean, I'm wearin' awa' To the land o' the leal. There's nae sorrow there, Jean, There's neither cauld nor care, Jean, . The day is aye fair . In the land o' the leal. Our bonnie bairn's there, Jean, She was baith gude and fair, Jean; And, O, we grudged her sair . To the land o' the leal. But sorrow's sel wears past, Jean, And joy's a-coming fast, Jean, The joy that's aye to last In the land o' the leal. O. hand ye leal and true, Jean, Your day it's weariu through, Jean, And I'll welcome you To the land o' the leal. Now fare-ye-weel, my ain Jean, This warld's cares are vain. Jean, We'll meet, and we'll be fain, In the land o' the leal. Lady Nairne. Abon Ben Ad hem and the Angel, Abou Ben Adheni (may his tribe in crease!) Awoke one night from a deep dream of . peace. And saw, within the moonlight of his room, Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom, An angel writing in a book of gold Exceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold, And to the presence in the room he said, "What writest thou?" The vision raised its head, And with a look made all of sweet accord, Answered, "The names of those who love the Lord." "And Is mine one?" said Abou. "Nay, not so," Replied the angel. Abou spoke more low, But cheerily still, and said, "I pray thee, then, Write me as one who loves his fellow men." The angel wrote and vanish'd. The next night It came again with a great wakening light. And show'd the names whom love of God had bless'd. And lo! Ben Adhem's name led all the rest! Leigh Hunt. NEW F0HM OF SHOE FASTENER. For the man In a hurry to get to work in the morning :or for the man who oversleeps and has to rush to make up lost time, Inven tions which enable him to dress quick ly have a peculiar interest, and there is no doubt that many a person would like to util ize an apparatus -imilar to that which is employed shoe fastener, by fire companies for harnessing the horses if It could be applied to the clothing of a human be ing. At present, however, the shoe is about the only article of apparel which the inventor has sought to improve on, and in our illustration we show a new fastening device which can be applied to a shoe which has laces to draw the edges together. Located Just above the top lacing eyelet on each meeting edge of the upper Is a short lacing loop, pref erably of leather, with a metallic tube section inside to give the lace free move ment. Located above the short loops Is a pair of long loops extending almost to the top of the upper, with slightly curved metallic tubes inside. The lacing is inserted In the eyelets In the usual manner, anu is men passed tnrougn tne short and long tubes. When the shoe Is on the foot it is only necessary to give a pull on the lace ends and tie the knot, drawing the edges of the upper close enough together to fit snugly on the ankle, the slight curve in the tubes causing the lace to exert its pressure along the whole length. Milton S. Brown, of Washington, D. C, is the in ventor. GREEDIEST FISH OF THE OCEAN. Sea Devil, or Goosefish, Has Bnge Ap petite Kats Anchors. The sea does not hold a more vora cious rascal or a greater hypocrite than the goose-fish. Not that this is its only name. It has at least seventy others. Each locality where it occurs gives it one that indicates Its great greediness. In Connecticut It is called "greedl gut," in England "sea devil," "wide gape," etc. Its mouth is enormous and its capacity unlimited. It is a matter of record that seven wild ducks were taken from the stomach of one speci men states the Morning Oregonian. Live geese are not too large for them, and a fisherman told the late Dr. Goode of one that had swallowed the head and neck of a large loon, which had pulled the fish to the surface and was trying to escape. The goosefish has been known to seize a boat anchor when it could not have anything else to devour. It will even make a meal of fishes of Its own kind, so that It might properly be called the "cannibal fish." The Duke of Argyle writes that the goosefish Is admirably adapted by na ture for concealments, generally at the . bottom of the sea, with its cavernous jaws ready for a snap. From the top of its head rise a pair, or two pairs, of elastic rods, like the slender tips cf a fishing rod, ending in a little mem brane or web which glistens in the water and attracts other fishes. The goosefish can afford to go to sleep, knowing his bait is always in place, and as soon as he "gets a bite" the elastic rod bends over, coming close to its huge jaws, which immedi ately open, engulf the victim and close . again. From Tree to Newspaper. In two hours and twenty-five min utes a growing tree in Eisenthal, Aus tria, was converted into newspaper. At 7:35 a. m. the tree was sawed down; at 9:34 the wood, having been strip ped of the bark, was turned into pulp and made into paper; at 10 o'clock the paper was printed and sold on tha streets.