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I ,1 TZ ... WHEN YOU WENT AWAY. Twm on a day like this, dear Heart, You went, away; ' -v .. . - ;' Though spring, a chill was in the air. The sky was gray. The earth before that sad, sad time . Had scattered light And left the fragrant meadows green In but a night: But on the day yon went, dear Heart, . A breath of snow Fell from the whitening beard of time; A sadden woe Withered the joy within my life And left it gray, "And made me old with, sadness, when You went away. I cannot now be brave, dear Heart; The sadness still Speaks to me in mournful whispers From wood and hill; On the sky the autumn shadows Trail their gray The son can't shine, until to yon I go away. Chicago Inter Ocean. Two Alternatives ND now. Jack, what can I do? He follows me everywhere, and he stands around and ogles uie with that detestable 'baby stare' of his, and and you're laughing. Jack! You are as mean as you can be to laugh when I come to you for advice." Esther stamped ber foot. Jack Orms by leaned against the veranda railing and watched her with amused eyes. "I can't help smiling, Esther, but I can appreciate the Irritation poor Hal lowell must cause you." "Irritation!" A world of emphasis entered Into the word. "And just be cause I was foolish enough to let him propose to me!" she wailed. "Well, of course," Jack said slowly, "you must expect to have your scalps cost you a little something, Essie." "He doesn't say anything," exclaimed the girl. If he did, it would give me a chance to tell him what I think of his dogging my footsteps everywhere." "It certainly is a case of 'the villain still pursued her'," Ormsby said. "What do you want me to do, Essie call him out and plug him full of holes?" M7h! Don't be so vulgar! I don't want you to do anything but tell me what to do to get rid of him." Jack was almost the only mall she knew well who had not proposed to her. Men had fallen before her charms. had said their little piece (and some said It rather well, she had to admit to herself), and gone their way, and until now no man had really been able to trouble her serenity. "Do think of something. Jack," she pleaded. It's been three months now since he he " "Since he said the momentous words which made him not yours, eh?" And Ormsby laughed, but his hands trem bled as he shifted the cane a little. WITU A BWlfcT DIVE ORMSBY SEIZED THE REINS. "Don't be absurd! He doesn't want me any more than other men do." .y yi'NVhew! Your serene conceit is cer- tainly charming, Essie." "Don't be unkind. You know it's true," she said, calmly. "Any woman with fluffy hair and blue eyes can bring men to her feet. Only you don't get foolish and propose to me. Jack." "No. I don't propose to you," he said quite calmly. "And that's why I like you." " "Then I'll try not to make you dis like me. But what can I do to poor Hallowell? A cat may look at a king" But Esther interrupted snappish ly. "That's no reason why a calf should look at me all the time!" "Poor girl! You're finding It mighty hard getting away from the conse quences of your own sin, eh?" "What sin have I committed?" she demanded, with conscious innocence. "Is It a sin to refuse to marry a man you don't want?" "No-o. But how about well, not ex actly leading him on to proposing but " She favored him with a frigid look. "I beg your pardon. Mr. Ormsby," she observed. "Well, you needn't," he said quietly. "You expect plain talk from people whose advice you ask, don't you? No man will ever ask a woman to marry him if she doesn't give him the oppbr . tunity." "That Is different; but such remarks as you are making now are hardly in the nature of advice. Jack." "Well, I don't see that there's much you can do," he drawled, and his eyes began to twinkle. "There seems to be but two courses to pursue, and twe only" "Oh, here's your Sultan and the run about!" suddenly cried Esther, clap ping her hands and springing up. "Are you going to take me to ride, Jack?" "Well, it's what I came around for, but your tale of woe about knocked it out of my head." - The negro from the stable leaped out and held the big bay's head. Esther ran down to the gate, forgetting the be ruffled parasol lying on the veranda. Ormsby followed lazily. "Feeling pretty gay, isn't he, Jack eon?" he asked, pulling on a glove and looking at Sultan, who danced charm ingly to the accompaniment of little squeals of delight from Esther. "Yes, sah; he do, sah." v "Hop In, Essie," Ormsby said, hold ing out his hand to assist her. Then, be added, "Speaking of angels, there's Hallowell now." .M-4"H"1- 1 i M- I 1 1 1 1 ARMY PRIVATE GETS 4. - . . : i - - I 1 II 11 I 1 I-1 1 1 t l t I t ! t l l 1 1 1 I V -I t I t I 1 1 jj m its rax. awcitw . - From the position of private to the regular army of the United States at ' alary of $13 a month to that of government contractor in transactions involving thousands upon thousands of dollars is a broad leap for a man to take in a few short years. Yet such success has been accomplished by a young man whose home is now in Chicago. His name la Francis II. Buzzacott. Mr. Buzzacott rose from the rank of private to the position of an opulent con tractor through the instrumentality of patents secured by him on a unique concep tion of cooking range for use by the army in the field. For years he fought and struggled against reverses and infringements, and is just now beginning to onjoy the fruits of his unique career. Within the last few days he closed a contract with the War Department for 800 of the ranges patented by him, and this deal involves returns amounting to $27,000, a sum sufficient to round out a snug $200,000 which the soldier-contractor has received from the government within the last' two years. , The range which has been responsible for the remarkable rise of Mr. Buzza cott is an ingenious affair, popular with the War Department because it is com pact, portable, extremely durable, and simplifies cooking in the field and open air. It is made of malleable iron, which can be beaten and pounded with sledges, but which will not break. When in transit the range forms a chest in which are packed the boilers, pans and other cooking paraphernalia for 100 men. It re quires no packing, burns any kind of fuel, can be got ready for cooking in five minutes after being taken from a wagon or train, and as quickly taken down.aud loaded again if an emergency should arise. The range is made in three sizes. One for twenty-five men is intended for the medical department, another for six men is for officers and special detachments, while the third," with a cooking ca pacity of 100 men, is for troop, battery or company use. A fresh faced young fellow cantered by on a fine horse and lifted his hat seriously. A little way beyond he pull ed in the animal, and dismounted as though he would come back to speak to the couple at the runabout. "Do hurry up!" exclaimed Esther un der her breath. "What shall I do to get rid of him, Jack? You said there were two ways. What are they?" "Well, and Ormsby buttoned the glove slowly and put one foot on the step of the runabout, "you might marry him to get rid of him." "No, thank you!" she exclaimed, pout ing and tossing her head. Then she started and. looked toward the house. "Oh, Jack my parasol! I shall want it." Ormsby had already leaned forward to seize the reins. He glanced at the colored man. "Miss Dingley's parasol is on the veranda,.Jackson," he said. The man dropped Sultan's bridle. Like a flash the bay threw up his head and started. The lines had not been quite within Orms"by's grasp. His foot slipped from the step. He made a leap to reach the carriage, but Sultan swung Into a long stride on the lustant and fairly snatch ed the runabout from under his mas ter's grasp. "The reins, the reins! Quick, Essie!" Ormby cried. Thank God, she knew what he meant and seized the reins before they slipped over the dashboard to dangle about Sul tan's heels and drive him mad with ter ror. But the horse knew instantly that an unfamiliar hand held the reins, and he increased his trot to a gallop. Esther told herself that she would not be frightened and she drew the lines in firmly and said, "Whoa!" But Sultan saw no reason for "whoa ing" just then. There was a long stretch of dusty, sunlit road before him, and he seized the bit In his strong teeth, and bolted. He flew by Hallowell's mount with a rush and set that creature to dancing. Hallowell hung on to the leather and stared with round eyes af ter the runaway. Ills astonishment was vastly Increas ed when a second whirlwind reached him. Ormsby went at him as though he was playing footbalL He snatched the bridle from Hallo well's hand, and that young man was sent rolling in the dust as Jack leaped astride and set the now frightened ani mal after the bolting Sultan. WOMEN HAUL Much has been written about the use of women as' beasts of burden in Europe, and photographs have shown them attached to ropes drawing boats on Holland canals, and sometimes yoked with the animals pulling farm implements. It may not be generally known that in some of the foreign colonies of the North west women have furnished the power for turning over many an acre of sod and converting it Into fields for raising grain. The accompanying illustration is from a photograph taken in Manitoba, and shows a Bohemian farmer furrowing the virgin prairie with a team of fourteen female members of the colony. Several of them are over 50 years of age. 1 ! V 1 1 1 1 1 1 i I "t RICH 1 74 5 I of Govennent Contracts. - - i The road for a mile was clear, but where It joined the boulevard beyond Ormsby knew the runaway would burst Into a tangle of carriage of all descriptions, and the end would be se rious. He didn't know much about the soundness of Hallowell's ; mount, but he would have made an asthmatic old car horse do stunts just then. . -Like the wind be rode, ; and his mount's nose soon came up to Esther's shoulderv : Foot by! foot he' gained on Sultan, and then, with a swift dive, Ormsby seized the reins, which Esther had continued to cling to -with: all her little might." A'strong pull 'on both horses, and Sultan Instantly recognized the fact that all his fun was over. He slowed down and In half a block, and just before the junction with the boulevard, stopped, as gentle as a lamb. For a minute they gazed at each other. "Well," Ormsby said at last, "you came near escaping the pursuit of the villain that time, Essie, for good and all." Esther's eyes grew luminous. "And you dared suggest that I marry him!" she said, catching her breath. "Well, you know there was an alter native." "And that is?" still looking at him. "That you might marry me to get rid of him. That that would be effectual, wouldn't it?" Another breath of silence, and then Esther murmured, "Well, Jack, dear, we might try It!" Homefolks. All Qualified. Senator Proctor of Vermont Is report ed by a Western weekly paper to have said that the finest speech he ever made consisted of only four words. Senator Hoar, in a speech in the course of which he chaffed good-naturedly the Senator from the Green Moun tain State, made this little thrust: "No man in Vermont is allowed to vote unless he has made five thousand dollars trading with Massachusetts peo ple." Senator Proctor retorted, "And we all vote!" Power from an Artesian Well. A wood-working machine at St. Au gustine, Fla., Is driven by water flow ing from an artesian welL This is the only instance known of power being de rived from a flowing well. Some men have the misfortune to al ways have a job and greatly envy the fellows who cannot find work. PLOW ROPE. S I RANGE OF THE RAMAPOS. A Wild Region X.yin Close to New . Xork City. Who would believe that within thirty- two miles of New York city there are mountain dwellings in a district so wild and .rough that they are Inaccessible even to the feet of ponies; that no prod uce can be taken out to nor supplies brought In from these farms save on the backs of men; that the people gain their living by making baskets, wooden spoons and such, light articles as they ean transport on their shoulders; that even the bodies of the dead cannot be taken out, but must, be buried in the forest or in the yards of the mountain cabins? A region where the people are as nrlmitive in their ways, thougn not so lawless in their tendencies, as the Tennessee mountaineers? It is hard to believe, but It Is true. . ., When, in the middle of August, a pitched my tent on the easterly side of the easterly range of the Ramapos, in Rockland County, close to a mountain stream, I did not know that just over the range of these wild mountains de scendants of the Tory rangers or xhm were yet to be found. I did not know that the higher reaches of the moun tains were tolerably full of rattlesnakes of great size and beauty. I did not know that the wild dogs lived up there. I only perceived that the mus were beautiful, the air pure and invigorat ing, the woods practically unbroken and the streams clear ana coia. i per ceived that there were no swells places f anywhere in tne niiis, ana maitue . ranger's pasturage was unbroKen. xne people whom I met were cordial, smil ing, unsuspicious. I liked Ramapos as the result of only a glance, and liked thenr still, better after a camping ac quaintance of a couple of weeks. It certainly did not decrease my in terest to know that, beginning some twenty or more years ago, sundry do mestic dogs of large size, finding in the Ramapo woods no one to say them nay, had fled from the lowland farms to the hills, -and had, after going quite wild, started a breed of creatures which has now taken on quite a type of its own New York Mail and Express. Mrs. Humphrey Ward enjoys the dis tinction of being paid more for her lit erary work than any other woman now living or. who ever lived. " " Marie Corelli is credited with saying: "I read m the papers that Kipling has j gone up into Scotland to find material for new stories. : The idea of anybody '! trying to write of Scotch life after Sir Walter Scott!? "Rest, in its ordinary acceptation, is a comparatively unknown - quantity in Edward Everett Hale's busy life. Few are the days In the total 365 but what are . more or less lntershot with work of some sort or jotherV ; True it is not of the laborious order, rather it is of the kindr that makes deeper, more Insidious inroads mental. Intellectual, spiritual. Miss Sarah Orne Jewett dearly loves flowers, spending some of the happiest of -summer's hours , working among them in an old-fashioned garden back of ber "home. This inherent love of ev erything : wholesome, combined with her sympathy and devotion to the peo ple of whom . he writes, are what make her stories so real so pungent with the breeziness and odor of the sweet-smelling pines of the Maine woods. Mrs. E. D. E. N. Southworth's first story, Retribution, published in 1840 In the National Era, And which is said to have been the first novel published serially in this country, was not writ ten for pure financial gain, but simply to Inflict upon the public the fact that another author was born unheralded by the usual story of hunger and the "garret." It Is a fact that her novels in the Boston public library are re bound oftener than any other works of Action. Some one quoted Robert Louis Stev enson In hearing of Marie Corelli hav ing said that no one with a family to support ever ought to attempt to write unless be has an assured income from some other source. Miss Corelli blazed with ind:gnation. "It makes me so angry to hear writers who have promi nence talk in that manner," she said. "I have made a success, I have sup ported my family, but I don't think you can do it. You'd better not try it. It is like a man who has climbed to the top of a tree, saying to those be low: 'It is true I have reached the top, but it is very doubtful If you can di it, and the limb might break If you uid. Don't attempt it; stay down there where you are.' I have no patience with such conceit. If men and women think they have a talent for writing, let them try and keep on trying, for how else can they ever find out the truth?" Poorly Equipped. There are some pleas so moving that it would take a heart of stone to resist them. - Squire Patterson Is the only rep resentative of the law In a New Eng land town, and is therefore the recipi ent of constant appeals for the admin istration of justice not only from his neighbors, but from many of the dwell ers on outlying farms. One day a widow, known to him as a shiftless and complaining person, way laid him in the postoffice. "See here, square," she said, queru lously, . "I want you should say some thing to Nathan Boggs that's got th farm next mine. He's told it round that I don't keep my hens at home, and that he'll have the law on me if I don't, on account of his corn. And I want you to put It plain to him how that he ought to have more patience, considering he's got sons to help him and money laid by and what's all; and everything I've got In this eirthly world is one cow and those hens and six head o gal children that can't throw a stone straight !" When we hear of a man performing a brave action we wonder if the. story is true; we know of so many cowardly tricks being done every day, ACTRESS DUSE'S . fir- : ' Signora Eleanora Duse, the great Italian actress, differs from many of her asso ciates in at least one respect she does not seek publicity. To be sure, her man agers, especially when she is on an American tour, use every legitimate effort to keep her before the public, and D'Annunzio's book, which reflected so little credit upon its author, brought her name into prominence in a somewhat regretful way, but this was not the fault of the actress. She belongs, in a sense, to the public when she is on the stage. Her home life is her own. It is not the "home" life of hotels that Signora Duse is happy in, bnt rather in the home life of her ancient palace, on the Grand Canal in Venice. Her palace, which is the center building of the three buildings shown in the picture, is one of those quaint old structures which have made Venice an architectural delight. It is not as pretentious as gome of its neighbors, but, nevertheless, through its great age and its architectural beauties it is one of the show places of Venice. When it was built no one serins to know. Certain it is that it goes back a century or more, and that it was occupied by one of the noble families of Venice is established. Here, surrounded by all the comforts of a practical age, Signora Duse spends the happiest months of her life. A quiet life it is. apart from the glare of the footlights and the tinsel of the stage. She entertains, but on a modest scale. Privileged, indeed, are the few who have access to her delightful home. AN IGNOMINIOUS RETREAT. The Determined Woman Met Her Match In Her Dressmaker. Most persons who attempt to emanci pate themselves from established cus tom have periods of falling back into the old way again, baffled reformers. The real reformers are those who per sist The New York Tribune tells a story In which a woman who thought 6he had conquered was, after all, de feated: She considered herself a strong minded woman, and had determined that she would have no more trailing skirts. She told her dressmaker of her decision in a tone which seemed to her not to admit of question or protest; but she did not know that "the dress maker, too, was a strong-minded wom an, though in a different way. "Oh!" said the dressmaker, in a tone of mild preplexity. There was so much behind that "Oh!" that the woman felt moved to assert herself. "I will not," she exclaimed,, "bring home a choice assortment of microbes." "But you needn't get a long skirt soiled." said the dressmaker.- "You bold it up, you know." "It tires me to hold it up. I want to step out freely." "Oh!" said the dressmaker again. It was her favorite argument, and it was apt to make her opponent wilt without knowing why. She had worked for that particular woman for several years, and had exercised over her a mild but invincible depositism. "They are all made long," ventured the dressmaker, "except the heavy stitched walking-skirts." "I don't care!" said the woman. "I will defy fashion." This time the dressmaker's "Oh!" im plied that to defy fashion was to In voke death or disgrace. The woman felt herselt weakening before the inex orable judgment of the "one who knows." "You're very tall," said the dressmak er, softly. "And slender," she added, after an effective pause. Her power lay In the fact that she never became excited and never gave way. A vision rose before the woman of her long, thin, lanky self, clad girlishly in a skirt that escaped the ground, with a pair of very substantial feet peeping In and out, like anything rather than "little mice." But pride came to her aid. "Cut it short!" she ordered, sternly. "I mean," she added, "cut it about half an inch above the ground." "The edge will cut out and collect dirt," said the dressmaker, sadly. "Let it!" said the desperate woman. "It's a light material, easily held up." The tone grew more melancholy, as if the dressmaker were fighting with ad- verse fate. - The woman was at bay. "I'll have It short!" she snapped, and the dressmak er relapsed Into silence and depression. When the skirt was nearly finished she tried it on with a look of mute despair. "The circular flounce is only basted on," the dressmaker said, finally. "It It can be let down." "What's all this length of stuff under the flounce?" aswed the owner of the skirt. ' "Well, I didn't cut It off, you know. The flounce can be let down. I thought '.you might change your mind." I "It looks very straight up and down." "Yea; If you have It long it will flare ' out better. You're so tall and slen ,der." "Let It down!" suddenly exclaimed 'the woman, in the tone of a general j who orders a retreat I "Very well," said the dressmaker, as meekly as if she were assenting to an act of self -sacrifice. A Persian Parable. There was a certain man who thought the world was growing worse. He was always harking back to "the good old times," and was sure that the human race was degenerating. Men, he said, were all trying to cheat one another; the strong were crushing the weak. One day when he was airing bis pessim istic views, the calif said to him: - "j charge yon hereafter to look care fully about you, and whenever you see any man do a worthy deed go to him VENETIAN PALACE. and give him praise, or write to him about It .Whenever you meet a man whom you regard as worthy to have lived in the 'good old days' tell him of your esteem and of the pleasure you have had in finding one so exalted, and I desire that you write out an account of these good deeds for me that I may share your joy In knowing of it" So the man was dismissed; but before many days he returned and prostrated himself before the calif. When ordered to explain his presence, he wailed: "Have pity on thy servant and re lease him from the necessity of compli menting men upon their worthy deeds, O my master. And O Son of Moham med, I pray thee absolve thy- servant from the duty of reporting to thee all j the good that is going on in the world." "And why, O slave, dost thou come to me with this prayer?" the calif asked. "Since I have been looking for what is good," the man replied, "I have had no time to do aught but compliment men for their splendid works. So much that Is glorious is all around me that I may not hope to be able to tell thee half of it. My tasks lie neglected because I have no time " "Go back to thy work," said the calif. "I perceive that thou hast learned." Tom Refed "Makes"-a Reporter. "Who made you?" "Tom Reed." Such would be the reply of , a clever newspaper man who got himself established in Washington by a unique process. Tom Reed, when at the height of his czarship, lived at the Shorenam. where he held nearly as great court as in the House. Among newspaper men existed Intense rivalry In. the pursuit of his favors. One morning he was huffy. It was "Not a word!" to every reporter or correspondent and the group knew he meant it A newcomer, however, made play for a big stake and won. While his fellows waited on the stoop to see the speaker enter his carriage, this youth nestled under Tom's big wing, whispering at the door of the vehicle: "Mr. Speaker, for God's sake let me get In and ride around the corner with you! I syear I won't open my mouth. You haven't got to notice me at all. If you turn me down" he became tragic "it would ruin me forever in the estima tion of my colleagues and rivals, but if they see me riding with you my fu ture is safe." "Get In," said the czar, appreciating the situation, and the gasps of. astonishment from the boys on the stoop as the desperate reporter took his seat Indicated that a new and important factor in Washington jour nalism had arrived. New York Press. Bird-Mad. Many persons not ."to the manner born" are embarking on nature study, to the weariness of their friends. They sit in parks and fields with opera glasses, and see birds that never were "on sea or land." And sometimes their bored friends rebel. In a town where untrained observa tion rages, says the New York Sun, an elderly lady met an acquaintance in a shady avenue, and asked her: "Do you know anything about birds?" "No," said the other. "I'm sorry, but I don't." "Sorry! Oh, you're such a relief! I just met Mrs. C, and she grasped myl hand, gazed upward, and said, 'Oh, did you hear that perfectly lovely spike beaked, purple-eyed tickle-bird?' "I hadn't gone a block before. I met Mrs. K. 'Hush!' said she, ecstatically, 'Don't move a muscle! Right up there on that branch is one of those rare, ex quisite, speckle-winged, ring-tailed screamers. ."You and I seem to be the only sane people. Let us rejoice in chorus." Paradoxical. . Clara I am thinking seriously of bleaching my hair. Would you? Maude WelL if I did, I'd certainly try to keep It dark. A man's good Intentions would be worth more if he. could get 'them cashed. - - Don't lessen your chances of success by brooding over the past. " .- OLI FAVORITES.? t- ! ! ! My Aim Coontree .. ' I am far frae my name, an I'm weary aft en whiles, ' - For the langed-for name-bringing, an my ; Father's welcome smiles I'll ne'er be fu content until mine een - do see -The gowden gates o heaven, an' my ain countree. ' The earth Is Becked wi' flowers, mony tinted, fresh, an gay, The .birdies warble blithely, for my Father made them sae; Bat these sichts an, these soun's will be . naething to me When I hear the angels singing in my ain - countree. I've His gude word of promise, that some gladsome day the King To his ain royal palace his banished hame will bring Wi' 'een an wi' hearts runnin' o'er, we shall see -The King in his beauty, an' our ain countree. ' My sins ha' been mony, an my sorrows ha been sair, , But there they'll ne'er mair vex me, ne'er remembered mair. Mis bluid hath made me white. His hand , shall dry mine ee, When He brings me home at last to my ain countree. - : " . ' . .r - Like a bairn to its mither, a wee birdie to its nest; I wad fain be ganging noo to my Sa- - viour's breast; For he gathers in His bosom witless, worthless lambs like me, And He carries them himsel' to his sin. , countree. He's faithful, that hath promised; He'll surely come again; He'll keep his tryst wi' me, at what hour I dinna ken; But He bids me still to watch, an' ready aye to be To gang at any moment to my ain coun tree. So I'm watching aye, an' sin gin' o' my hame as I wait, For the soun'in' o' His footfa' this side the gowden gate. God gie His grace to ilka ane wha' listens' noo to me, That we a', may gang in gladness to our ain countree. 'Mary Lee Demarest Long, Long Ago. Tell me the tales that to me were so dear. Long long ago, long long ago; Sing me the songs I delighted to hear. Long long ago, long long ago. Now you are come all my grief is re mov'd, Let me forget that so long you have rov'd, Let me believe that you love as you lov'd, Long long ago, long ago. Do you remember the path where we met, Long long ago, long long ago Ah, yes, you told me you ne'er would forget Long long ago, long long ago. Then to all others my amile you preferred. Love when you spoke gave a charm to each word, Still my heart treasures the praises I heard, Long long ago, long ago. Though by kindness my fond hopes were rais d. Long long ago, long long ago, You by more eloquent lips have been prais'd, Long long ago, long long ago; But by long absence your truth has been tried, Still to your accents I listen with pride, Blest as I was when I sat by your side. Long long ago, long ago. The "Lounge Game." The "lounge game" has been played at least once in. Brooklyn and twice In . New York; perhaps oftener, but these are the only cases the police have heard of. The mode of operation 1 like this: A wagon drives up to a' house, and one of the two men In charge rings the door bell and says: "We have a sofa here bought by Mr. A., who ordered it sent up." . "But Mr. A has ordered no sofa," the lady of the house responds. "There is some mistake." "Not a bit of It; he bought it and paid for it, and all we can do Is to leave it." . ' The lady is not convinced, but she is asked to pay nothing, can make no reasonable demur, so In comes the lounge, that is usually taken to a sec ond floor. In a couple of hours, back come the men. All a mistake; was meant for another man of the same name, at the other end of the town. The furniture Is placed again In the wagon, and carried away. Some time later the lady of the house misses her jewelry and other small valuables. She cannot imagine where they have gone to. The men with the wagon know. There was a hollow place in the lounge, large enough to hold a small man, and store away a lot of clothing; knick-knacks and jewelry. The goods had gone away with the lounge. Overreached. "Yes, Merchant's scheme was to dis play his goods in his window with a lot of mirrors back of them, so that all the women passing would be sure to stop and look in." "Pretty foxy Idea, eh?" "Yes, but it failed. None of the women looked at anything but the mirrors." London (Ont.) Advertiser. Fruit Trees In Germany. A census. has recently, been taken of Germany's fruit trees. There are 80tt fruit trees to every square mile of terri- . tory in the German Empire, in the fol lowing proportions: Plum, 332; apple, 251; pear, 119; and cherry, 104. There are about three trees to every inhab itant " Grass Houses in Oklahoma. : , Among the most interesting features of Southern Oklahoma are the remains of the grass houses formerly built by the Wichita Indians, who, to a certain extent keep up their novel mode of ar chitecture to the present day. . GossIpJ never dies; , people are still gossiping about Lord Byron and bis. wife, although they never lived In this country, and hate been dead a gre.it many years. . ' . '' -