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i i TH-tf BIG-FISTED MAN. Oh, here's to the man with a hand like a ' ham. And a fist just as big as his heart; To the big, manly chap, be he banker or drudge. Owning railroads or driving a cart; . To the man who looks steadily straight in your eyes And gives jou a grip like a vise fuel j men as decided long since, once for all. That they'd rather be men than be mice. He may have a skull like the crust of the earth, And a jaw like the Terrible Turk; His hands may have spread on the helve of a pick. Or at some other menial work; But his heart you'll find good as a nugget of gold. And 'twill always be faithful to you Then here's to the man -with a hand like a ham And a soul that is loyal and true. He may not be versed In the dining room's ways, He may never have donned a dress suit. But he will stand fast while you're true to your trust; Tour honor he'll never dispute, For he's just the friend that will fight to the end. Till there's no further use to resist God bless him, this man with the hand like a ham. And a heart just as big as his fist. Los Angeles Herald. AROLYN VERNET was of that order of women to whom their admirers are wont to apply such adjectives as "regal," "magnificent," "imperial." Many lovers sought to win her, and many were disappointed when rumor announced her engagement to young Frank Reade. To be sure, Frank was handsome as a Prince and brilliant as to wit and talents, was poor, hadn't even "expec tations." - Early orphaned of both his parents, he was educated for the law by a rich uncle, who made it "understood that said education was all he meant to give Frank. nis presumptive heir was another nephew, Frank's cousin. Well, these considerations had their weight with' Miss Vernet and she had hesitated before accepting the young lawyer, but his attraction of mind and person proved too much for her world ly wisdom, and it was an engagement Only she stipulated that It should be no more until Frank should have suffi cient income to support her In good style. Of -course, Frank must needs go away to seek his fortune. He went to Europe. There was a tender parting between the lovers, at which Carolyn was tearful and despondent, Frank brave and hopeful. "Don't think of my absence, dearest," he urged cheerfully. "Think of the time when I shall return with a for tune to offer you." "Return when you will, Frank," sob bed Carolyn, "you shall find me true. . I will wait for you faithfully." Frank Reade went to Europe, and for a month Carolyn was inconsolable. However, this did not last long, and at the end of a month Carolyn had so far recovered from her grief as to ac cept an invitation to Mrs. De Smith's soiree. At that soiree she met Albert Reade, that fortunate cousin of Frank's. Mr. Reade was a rather good-looking young man. She saw at once that he was destined to become her adorer. Be sides he was Frank's cousin reason enough why she should like him. Still she did not speak to him of Frank; neither did Mr. Reade allude to his cousin, but Albert was ignorant of Miss Vernet's engagement to Frank. He began from their first meeting to devote himself to her, and Miss Vernet, not being blind, especially to such at tentions, did not mistake it, yet she did not discourage him. And when occasionally she heard some comment from "society" not flat tering to her constancy she said indig nantly: "Of course she must go about with some one, and who could be a more proper escort than Frank's cousin?" So she continued to "go about" with Albert Reade. Of course, you see the sequel. Carolyn loved Frank. Under the fascination of his presence she had yielded her selfishness, but now that he was gone, worldliness had resumed Its sway, and ambition began to sug gest that Albert was a better match than Frank. "Society," that astute and consider ate body, had long foreseen the event and was not In the least surprised when Miss Vernet authorized the in formation that she was soon to marry Albert Reade, and society thought It a sensible proceeding. And Carolyn married Albert Reade. They went to live with Uncle Jenkins, who gave the bride a set of diamonds and did the handsome thing generally, and somebody was good enough to send to Frank in Europe a paper containing the marriage notice. What a crushing blow to all his hopes that notice was he never told any one. He did not re turn home, and society was left to for get or remember him as It would. It chose to remember him, for Caro lyn, riding on a ferryboat about two years after her marriage, heard a lady and gentleman at her side conversing as follows: "I suppose Maria told yon about her friend Frank Reade' s good fortune?" queried the lady. "No. What about him? I under stand that he was rather unfortunate at one time." "You mean about his engagement to that Miss Vincent, was It I suppose. Yes. he did take her inconstancy bad ly, Maria says. They say she was a ,$reat beauty, and men are silly about - a pretty face begging your pardon, aion ami!" "Granted." laughed the gentleman. . -"Proceed." "Well, you know, as soon as he was safely out of the way she married a rich man. some relation to Frank - Reade, I believe.' "Yes; I have heard all about that" UNITED STATES MARiNE THE MARINE HOSPITAL AT CHICAGO. Uncle Sam cares well for the sailors who pursue their calling under the flag of the United States. And not only does he look after the old "boys" who fought the flag's battles, but those of the merchant marine are cared for with equal tenderness. For more than a century the United States government has maintained a hospital service and afforded asylums for sick and disabled marin ers. From a service established in 1708 and consisting of a few employes and one building has grown a chain of perfectly appointed hospitals. There are two distinct branches the navy, or fighting force, and the merchant, or commercial fleets. Of twenty such hospitals devoted to the latter, Chicago has the principal one. ' The United States marine hospital in the northern suburb of Chicago, on the shore of Lake Michigan, is the best appointed, best equipped and best suited of any similar institution in the country- Here any seaman who can show a certifi cate proving service on a vessel Uying the American flag for sixty days previous to application may, if ill, obtain admission. Or, if even after only one day's service aboard a vessel flying the Stars and Stripes he is injured in his line of duty he is entitled to care and treatment. It is not a home, in the sense that one may enter and remain there indefinitely. When the inmate requires no further medi cal treatment he. must leave. Other places are provided for aged and infirm sea men, but these hospitals are for invalids. The doors of these institutions are not closed to men of foreign vessels, either. Here are received seamen and officers of foreign ships, also of the revenue cutter and life-saving service and the allied branches of the navy, where provision is not made for their care elsewhere There are treated annually in the marine hospital service over 50,000 cases. These dispensaries are maintained in all sea and lake port towns of any size throughout the country. The structure in question is the second of its kind built in Chicago. It was completed in 1873 at a cost of over $450,000. The sandstone building is about 300 feet long, 100 feet deep and three stories high. Since its completion a modern operating apmhitheater has been added at a cost of $10,000. Further additions of a laundry, stables. Isolation ward and disinfecting chambers have been made costing $35,000. The average expense to the government for maintaining the marine hospital in Chicago is about S25.000 annually. Including the down-town dispensary where "out relief" is afforded about 3,000 patients are cared for every year. "Well, now comes the sequel. Frank went to Switzerland on some wild goose chase, and while there saved the life of a certain rich, benevolent, child less gentleman. Well, the benevolent old gentleman Insisted on taking his brave young preserver home to En gland with him. Then he adopted him, and now he has capped the climax by dying and leaving his immense fortune unconditionally to Frank. Now, won't that be a bitter pill to the faithless beauty?" Carolyn heard no more, but she had heard enough, and later the story had plenty of confirmation. It was a bitter pill to her. But the worst was not yet In the course of nature. Uncle Jen kins died and was buried, and his law yer came to read the will to the heir presumptive. With serene satisfaction Mr. and Mrs. Reade listened to the following: "I give and bequeath to my nephew, Albert Reade, all the property of which I die possessed, amounting ' Here the lawyer paused to wipe his spectacles. "Amounting to $5,000, Invested in ' etc. That was all. Uncle Jenkins' appar ent wealth had been all a sham, and Carolyn had sold herself for $5,000! She had lost not only a true, loving heart, but what was of more value a princely fortune. Chicago Tribune. FATHER OF THE TRUSTS. Tbe Great Business Ventures Organ ized by Cbarlea R. Flint. One of the most active men In the business life of New York is Charles R. Flint who Is generally known as the "father of the trusts," and the perform ance of whose yacht the Arrow, In travel ing at the rate of over forty- four miles an hour, has brought him Into temporary promin ence. Mr. Flint Is one of the few holders CHARLES, K. FLINT of greflt fortunea in the United States who has drawn nearly all their money, not from their countrymen, but from foreigners. His vast fortune has been accumulated al most wholly In the South American trade. He is also one of the few Amer ican millionaires whose efforts to ac cumulate money have not wrecked his health. This Is very largely due to the constant care of his wife. It Is Mrs. Flint not his business associates, THE OLDEST THRONE IN EUROPE. What is probably the oldest throne In Europe has just been discovered and laid bare. This remarkable and surprising find was accomplished by the British archaeologist and explorer, Arthur Evans, at Knossos, on the island of Crete. The main feature of his last season's work was the uncovering of the original gypsum throne used by King Minos in his great palace, now being excavated. Minos, as will be remembered, was the son of Zeus, the first law-giver of Greece, who U styled the Cretan Moses, who every nine years repaired to the cave of Zeus and received from the immortal god of the mountains the laws for his people. Here from the gypsum throne more than 4,000 years ago King Minos read his laws to his subjects. The most interesting of all the chambers exposed was the spacious throne-room. The walls were elaborately decorated with frescoes, which have established a new epoch in the history of painting for that early period, as little of the kind, even of the classical Greek antiquity has been hith erto known earlier than the Pompeiian series. The colors were almost as brilliant as when laid down more than 4,000 years ago. Round the walls of the throne-room were found low stone benches, and between these, separated by a small interval and raised on a stone base, stood the great gypsum throne, with a high back and colored with decorated designs. Its lower part was adorned with a curiously carved arch, with crotcheted mold ings, showing an extraordinary anticipation of some moat characteristic of Gothic architecture. Here truly was the council chamber of King Minos ana his sover eign lady. It may be said to-day that the youngest of European rulers (Prince George) as high commissioner of Crete has in his dominions to oldest throne ia Uurop. - ' -- HOSPITAL AT CHICAGO. who dictates his hours of labor, reore ation and rest She decides how long he may remain In his ofHce, what and when he must eat how long and in what way he shall play, and when and how long he shall sleep. Their social acquaintance Is, of course, very large, but such merry-making as they attend must begin and end early in the even ing. It is said that Mr. Flint Is never outside his own home later than 10 o'clock at night Mr. Flint is a prod uct of Maine," having been born at Thomaston In 1850. - A WOMAN MINER'S PLUCK. Works Herself at tbe Hard and Dan Keroaa Toil. v .. A story comes from Arizona which shows what can be accomplished by the energy and determination which often lies beneath the fair exterior of a woman's frame. Mrs. John Kay lives near Kingman, Ariz. She has a hus band and a family of children. Her husband is a hard-working man, but his earnings barely suffice for the daily necessities of the family, and several years ago she decided that she would engage In mining for herself. She had no money to pay for the development of her claim, but she had a pair of tender, but willing, hands and arms, and did not hesitate to sacrifice their beauty and mar their fair propor tions in the effort to provide a future for her family. She took' the drill and hammer in her own hands, and, with Infinite patience, wrought the holes In the rock, says Ores and Metals. She cut the fuse, bit the cap, tamped tbe charge, went back Into the smoke to look for results, and wheeled out the muck, and kept up this work for years. Progress was slow, for she washed and baked and made and hemmed for her children, but there was no thought of failure in her mind, and no dream of rest until It had been earned. A few weeks since her reward camq As she went into the tunnel after a round of shots she found big chunks of ore literally plastered with horn and native silver, assays running at high as $3,000 to the ton." The vein Is opened and is rich, and now she- is superin tending with a force of men taking out wealth for her. Washington Times. And the Stars Winked. You say the evening wore on. What did It wear?" "Why, the close of day, of course." London Answers. Cats in Switzerland. Swiss ornithologists declare that cats have become so numerous in Switzer land as to threaten the extermination of all birds of the country. FLOWERS FOR OUR RULERS. Bouquets Are Supplied Bountifully to Congressmen and Senators. Cut flowers are supplied gratuitously by Uncle Sam to a number of persons and Institutions in the city of Wash ington and members of Congress have come to regard them as among the most desirable of their perquisites. The greenhouses from which the flowers in question come are maintained prin cipally to supply the city parks with the plants which make them such a feature of the city's beauty throughout the greater part of the year. After the White House is supplied the hospitals and other public Institutions receive flowers. Many other worthy causes also share in the distribution. Fam ilies of members of the" cabinet, the supreme court and legislative members come next This custom, which has prevailed for years, of distributing the cut flowers is still followed. Besides the greenhouses in charge of the Superintendent of Public Buildings and Ground, and the White House con servatory, other gardeners are those of the Agricultural Department and the botanical gardens. The latter are un der the direction of the Senate Com mittee on Library. The gardens of the Department of Agriculture are devoted largely to the growing of plants other than floraL The flowers from the White House conservatory are used for dally decora tions of the executive mansion and it is for state functions and all other or dinary occasions that the supply of the park greenhouses is drawn upon. Through this source of supply not an inconsiderable amount that would oth erwise have to be spent for flowers for many state dinners runs well up into the hundreds and sometimes even thou sands of dollars. The floral decorations for the Prince Henry dinner, which were most elaborate would have cost $4,000 if purchased In the flower mar ket As it was the real expenditure in the floral decorations was only a few hundred. , 1 USE OF WATER AT MEALS. Dr. Felix L. Oswald insists that the avoidance of water at meals is a mere "sanitary superstition." It Is not possi ble for any normally constituted human being to eat his way to the first quarter instalment of a modern dinner of over heated made dishes and greasy viands without experiencing a distinct longing for a cooling diluent and before the end of the second course that craving assumes the urgency of positive dis tress, but he sufferer is warned to for bear. Has not Professor Orthodox enu merated five distinct sources of peril from Indulging that appetency, and proved that the water instinct is wrong, and that nature knows nothing about It? The most specious of these arguments is the alleged risk that the introduction of cold water would coagulate the al bumen of the lngesta, and thus compli cate the labors of the digestive organs. But is it not evident that those organs should be allowed a casting vote in the decision of that controversy? Dr. Schrodt, the author of "Natur- Heilkunde," holds, on the contrary, that our diet Is not half fluid enough, and demonstrates that organic warmth will soon reduce over-cold beverages to the right medium, and that a craving which nothing but fresh water will sat isfy is a clear proof that the stomach is suffering from an excess of caloric and a deficiency of moisture. Just wait, and that distress will sub side, insists Professor O x. Yes; the subtle chemistry of the organism will eventually find means to satisfy its needs from internal sources, just as the agony of a famished man will give way to a dull torpor; the system has made another forced loan on the reserve stores of its own tissues, and made the sufferer a little mora comfortable, though also a little leaner. Even thus the disappointed stomach will make shift to lead moisture from some other part of the organism where It is less sorely needed and the distress subsides, though a feeling of vague discomfort re mains, suggesting that the sort of moisture reabsorbed from the lower ali mentary duct Is not exactly what the stomach wanted. " What Age Is He? The Navy Department is trying to answer the question: "How old is Rear Admiral Thomas O. Selfridge, re tired?" Is he 99 or 100? The records do not show and Rear Admiral Sel fridge will not telL He says it is no body's business how old he is. But as he 'entered the navy in 1818, and must have been at least 15 years old at that time, the supposition Is that he is be tween 99 and 100. The Admiral's old est son. Rear Admiral Thomas O. Sel fridge, Jr., owns to being 66 years. The senior Selfridge was born in Hub bardston, Mass. Philadelphia Press. Singular Signs for Travelers. On the banks of a rivulet near Stra bane is a stone with this singular in scription, which was no doubt intended for the information of stragers travel ing by the road: "Take notice that when this stone is out of sight It is not safe to ford the river." This recalls the famous finger post which Is said to have been erected by order of a sur veyor of roads in Kent: "This is a bridle path to Faversham. If you can't read this you had better keep the main road." French Happy Home Broken Up. A Parisian lady has been, compelled by the police to break up her happy j home, consisting of 20 hens, 50 cocks, 30 pigeons, a goat, 4 cats, 8 dogs, a par rot and a dozen small birds. Her neighbors objected to being kept awake all night by the cats and dogs, and to being roused up at an unearthly hour by the crowing of the cocks. Etnnted. movea out near you. nave you seen their baby? Isn't It a tiny little mite? Subbubs Yes, but you must remem ber it passed the first six months of its life in a flat Philadelphia Press. ' A woman's idea of a bargain Is some thing she can't afford when she needs it and which Is offered at a reduction when she has no use f os it - r DECATUR'S FLAGSHIP PRESIDENT. . Nothing in international relations more clearly illustrates the cameraderie between England and the United States than the fact that the famous war frigate President lies tenderly cared for and revered as a historic relic in a Loudon dock. .The President was Admiral Decatur's flagship, aDd in the war of 1S12 her guns were the last of the American arms to be trained on a British foe. Such a scourge had she been to British shipping that the admiralty issued a special order that she must be taken at any hazard. But "orders" do not take American naval vessels, and the old President lived in freedom to witness peace, and now for nearly a century her dismantled hulk has been slumbering at the India dock in London harbor. The President and the equally famous old Con stitution were twin ships, and the former was the first flagship on a European station flying the Stars and Stripes. It was of the President that OliverWen dell Holmes wrote: "Ay! Tear her tattered ensign downl Long has it waved on high!" CITY'S MARVELOUS GROWTH. Modern Town Where a Year Ago There - Was a Cornfield. The rapidity with which things are done In the West Is strikingly shown in. the case of Anadarko, Ok., a little city which recently celebrated the first anniversary of its founding, says a writer In Leslie's Weekly. Marvelous has been its history, from the sale of the first lot In a cornfield, Aug. 6, 1901, to Its present metropolitan appearance. Large brick blocks have taken the place of the tents and shanties in use then. Graded streets and broad side walks displaced the corn-rows long ago, telephone lines form a network at some of the busy corners, and every where may be seen improvements not ' A CITY'S MARVELOUS GROWTH. (Upper view shows the site of Anadarko, O k.. In the fall of 1901; the lower represents the place as It Is to-day, a bustling, up-to-date community of 3,400 souls.) found often In cities of ten times its mr. A mammoth ice plant, with a capacity of seventy-five tons daily, not only supplies the city but adjacent cities also. Contracts are now being let for a $30,000 Court House, $5,000 jail, $20,000 school buildings, $40,000 water worss, etc. Electric light companies are mak ing propositions, so that soon tne city will be thoroughly lighted, watered and equipped In all particulars. The nrmnlntlrm now is about 3.500. and Is growing substantially all the time. Good homes are springing up througn- out the city. JEFFERSON DAVIS MEMORIAL. Arch Erected in Richmond by Dausu- ' tera of Confederacy. A beautiful memorial arch Is being erected in Richmond, Va., to Jefferson Davis by the United Daughters of the Confederacy. It was designed by Lou Is A. Gudebrod and the cost will be JEFKEBSOX DAVIS ABCH. about $75,000, which it has taken the daughters several years to get together. The site of the monument Is the choice of Mrs. Jeff erson Davis, who, though opposed to the memorial at first finally consented, and the arch will be unveiled in Monroe Park at Richmond hi the early spring. MODERN SLANG PHRASE IS OLD. "Nothing Doina" la an Anciant Ex pression Used in the Classics. Some of those who affect the pictur esque in their language, Interlarding their speech with what they suppose to be the latest slang phrases, eschew ing accepted and approved English for what they think is the latest up-to-date coinage of the purlieus, may be shock ed to learn that one of the latest and most frequently used phrases is at least fifty years old, and possibly clas sic, writes the Brooklyn Eagle. This phrase is "nothing doing." Thomas De Qulncey, In writing his paper on the "Knocking at the Gate in Macbeth," all of fifty Tears ago, framed this sen tence: "All other murders (referring to Macbeth's) look pale by the deep 1 1 1 in . ii urn ,,,--.--: - v I etenn or -nia'aftoaioun: W crimson of his, and, as an amateur once said to me in a querulous tone: "There has been absolutely nothing do ing since his time, or nothing that's worth speaking of.' " Here the phrase Is used in precisely tbe same form and in the same meaning .that It Is by the professor of slang in this day. Shakspeare uses It as "nothing done." but In the same sense, in "Measure for Measure," "King Lear" and "Othello." Enough is shown to prove that tbe latest slang Is, after alL old and of good use. Hitching this wagon of a slang phrase to the stars, De Qulncey and Shakspeare, it becomes classic. It is a fair deduction to be drawn from the De Qulncey quotation that the phrase "nothing doing" was slang in the day of his writing, and was used as such. It will be noted that the bril liant master of style did not use the phrase except as a quotation. ' From Whom? An amateur murderer. This amateur laments that in the way of murders there has been "nothing do ing" since that done by Macbeth worth speaking of. It Is a fair conclusion that a man who tries his hand at mur der purely as an amateur with an ef fort to attain that degree of skill which he has set up as standard for himself is of that class and manner of men who use slang as a habit of speech. And it therefore, may be deduced that De Qulncey's amateur was using the current slang of his day. ONE HUNDRED-MILE COAST. Slidins Down the Side of a Mountain in a Hand Car. Lord Ernest Hamilton describes his experience of a thrilling but perilous pastime, the descent in a small hand car of a wonderful mountain railway in Peru. "As a matter of fact," he" writes, re ferring to the title of the article,' "it Is 106; but for the sake of a title, the extra six miles may go 100 are enough at any rate for purposes of illustra tion. . These hundred odd miles are to be found on the Ferro-Caril Central of Peru, commonly called the Oroya Rail way, and they are to be found no where else. "This Oroya Railway Is a very won derful line, indeed. It not only climbs higher than any other railway In the world, but also distinguishes itself in a variety of other ways Incidentally re ferred to hereafter. But the accom plishment with which I am chiefly con cerned is this, that it provides the only road In the world which a man on wheels can travel over 100 miles by his own momentum and practically at any pace to which the fiend of reck lessness may urge him. "The object of what is here written is to trace the sensations born of a run down from the summit of the Oro ya Railway, 15,666 feet above sea level, to the verge of the Pacific. You start under the eye of the eternal snows and you finish among humming birds and palms. You start back with the un speakable sickness of soroche, and you finish in the ecstacy of an exultation too great for words. "The gods of Olympns were worms beside the man who has during the last three hours controlled his car from the Paso de Galera to Callao, for it is in the control that lies the joy, as in other things apart from car running. To sit beside the brakeman is good, but to drop the brakeman on a friendly siding and grasp the lever in your own firm but not too exacting hand is to sup a liberal foretaste of the Joys of heaven. Pearson's Magazine. Many a man breaks his bills down town, then growls because his wife wants a little of the small change. When justice and love go band in hand ifs a case of the blind leading the blind, ... .;, ; . . -'.;',; OLD' FAVORITES tI..n....t....t.,l,,t,1,.t..,t.,l,.t..l..,,l,.n.j, - The American Flag. When Freedom from her mountain height Unf url'd her standard to the air, She tore the azure robe of night, And set the stars of glory there; Hhe mingled with its gorgeous dyes The milky baldric of the skies. And striped its pure celestial white -With streakings of the morning light; Then from his mansion in the sun , She call'd her eagle-bearer down, ' And gave into his mighty hand The symbol of her chosen land. Majestic monarch of the cloud! Who rear'st aloft thy regal form, To hear the tempest trumpings loud, And see the lightning lances driven, When strive the warriors of the storm, And rolls the thunder-drum of heaven Child of the sun! to thee 'tis given To guard the banner of the free. To hover in the sulphur-smoke. To ward away the battle-stroke. And bid its blendings shine afar, Like rainbows on the cloud of war, The harbingers of victory! Flag of the brave! thy folds shall fly, The sign of hope and triupmph high. When speaks the signal trumpet-ton. And the long line comes gleaming on; Ere yet the life-blood, warm and wet Has dimmed the glistening bayonet . Each soldier eye shall brightly turn To where thy sky-born glories burn. And as his springing steps advance Catch war mid vOTisrenncd from thu glance. And when the cannon-mouthings loud Heave hi wild wreaths the battle-shroud. And gory sabres rise and fall Like shots of flame on midnight's pall Then shall thy meteor glances glow. And cowering foes shall sink beneath Each gallant trra that strikes bolow That lovely messenger of death. Flag of the seas! on ocean wave Thy stars shall glitter o'er the brave; V hen death, careering on the gale, Sweeps darkly round the bellied sail, And frighted waves rush wildly back Before the broadside's reeling rack. Each dying wanderer of the sea Shall look at once to heaven and thee, And smile to see thy splendors fly In triumph o'er his closing eye. Flag of the free heart's hope and homel By angel hands to valor given; Thy stars have lit the welkin dome, And all thy hues were born in heaven. Forever float that standard sheet! Where breathes the foe but falls be fore us, With freedom's soil beneath our feet. And freedom's banner streaming o'er ns? Joseph Rodman Drake. PROUD OF HIS WORK. His Early Manual Labor Gave the Noted barrister Much Satisfaction. The late D. W. Richardson, In an address to working men, declared that work, manual work, and that, too, of a resolute kind, Is absolutely necessary for every man. He spoke also of the Importance of doing one's work, not merely to get It done, but with a feel ing of pride In doing It welL In this connection he said: I was invited not many years ago to a lecture at St. Andrew's University, and to listen in the evening to a lec ture by another man, like myself, an outsider. I was not personally ac quainted with this other man, but I knew that he filled an Important judi cial office in Scotland, and was consid ered one of the most able and learned, as well as one of the wittiest, men in that country. He chose for his sub ject "Self -Culture," and for an hour .held ns in a perfect dream of pleasure. For my own part, I could not realize that the hour bad fled. The lecture ended at 7 o'clock, and at 8 I found myself seated at dinner by the side of the lecturer, at the house of one of the university profes sors. In the course of the dinner I made some reference to the hall in which the exercises of the day had been held, how good it was for sound, and what a fine structure to look upon. "And did you like the way In which the stones were laid inside?" I asked my new friend. "Immensely," I replied. "The man who laid those stones was an artist who must have thought that his work would live through the ages." "WelL' that is pleasant to hear," he said, "for the walls are my aln daein'." He had the Scottish accent when he was in earnest "Fortunate man," I replied, " to have the means to build so fine a place," for I thought naturally enough, that be ing a rich man, he had built this hall at his own expense, and presented It to the university. "Fortunate, truly," he answered, "but not in that sense. What I mean is. that I laid every one of those stones with my aln hand. I was a working mason, and the builder of the hall gave me the job of laying the inside stone work; and I never had any job In my life" in which I took so much pride and so much pleasure." While this man was working with his hands he was working also with his brain. He took his degree, went to the bar, and became a man honored throughout the country. We applaud ed his brilliant lecture; but those silent beautiful stones before him, which echoed our applause, must, I think, have been to him one cheer more, and a big one. Judging from the Sample. A Congressman who thought that one of the great national parties was try ing too hard to find an issue when there was no issue In sight rebuked his opponents by telling this story: A client of mine has a large family, and accordingly Is rather pressed for money. He came to me joyfully one day, declaring that he had found oil flowing from a spring on his land, and bringing me a sample. The bottle he brought was one which he.had picked up in a hurry somewhere about the bouse. - I forwarded It to aa expert chemist and my client and I waited with a good deal of Interest for his report of the analysis. In a day or two we got this telegram: , . , "Find no trace of olL Your friend has struck paregoric" . - What ornery people there are In the world! But you can't reform them. ,