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ALONG THE WAY TO MEETIN. I wondered if the world so wide had' heard my heart a-beatin', With Sally walkin' at my side along the way to nieetin'? It seemed to time my every step jest keepin' time accordin'. An sayin': "There's no rest fer you 'eept t'other side of Jordan!" I'd tried an 'tried to say "the word," with patieotest endeavor The word that might, or mightn't, make her heart my own forever; But somehow, when it reached my lips, it seemed too much to utter. With my poor heart a-keepin up that everlastin' flutter! 'Twuz shore my tribulation day close by my side to view her To pull the wild flowers by the way, an' then not give 'em to her! But, sudden come this word from her 'twuz like a benediction: "I'm thinkin', John, this meetin' day you're under deep conviction!" An' then, I up an' told her all my heart, so sore afflicted; I loved her more than all the world that's how I stood convicted! An' then, as close she come to me," with sweeter looks an' fonder, I read my shinin' titles clear to earth an' over yonder! Atlanta Constitution. FARMER DALE'S MISTAKE 1 : , ,,..,,t nWAS on a wheeling tour and stop ped for supper and all night at a forlorn looking farmhouse. I was surprised to see no woman about, all the work being done by the owner of. the place, Ezra Dale. After supper 1 lighted a pipe and sat on the porch smoking. Dale came and sat beside i ue. "You have finished your evening chores early," I said. "When my wife is without a servant she never gets the dishes washed before 9 o'clock." "Waal, ye see, I don't do it that a-way. I wasjj dishes oncet a week. Then I put 'em all on ter the wagon, drive 'em inter the creek, take a mop, an' when I get through they shine like pewter." "Don't you think a wife would be handy? She could do your mending." "Don't need no wife. I got needles an' thread an buttons. There's my kit." And he handed me a case con taining the articles mentioned and no more. "Where's your thimble?" I asked. "Don't need no thimble. I tried one oncet an' couldn't use It It's handier to git the head of the needle ag'ln the wall and drive it through that a-way." "Did you never have a love affair?" "Yes, oncet. It was when I was a young feller very young an very green. I used to look on a gal as a heathen would look on a sacred Im age. There was a little one llvln' across the creek. Farmer Owens' daughter Daisy. Purty? Ye bet, an' gentle as a kitten. She took a shine to me. I was a falr-lookln' young feller then, straight an' slim an' light on my feet. One evenin' I was a-passln Farmer Owens', and Daisy come run nlu' out with her finger a-bleedln' an asked me ter tie It up fur her. I had ter git her arm under mine somehow, an hold on ter her hand an wrap the linen strip an' wind the string an' a lot of things all at the same time. While I was a-doin' of It her hair got ag'ln my cheek, an' waal, I .lost my head an', turnin', put an arm around her an' kissed her. "Do ye know, stranger, I've since made up my mind she done it all a-pur-pose. I b'lleve she cut her finger on tentionally. I tell ye, women folks is tricky." "I think that was a very nice femi nine way of catching your attention," I remarked. "Go on." "That's Jist what I did do. I went on from day ter day, week ter week, till It seemed ter me If anything happened be tween me an' that gal I'd collapse. Somethiu' did happen. Farmer Owens tuk it farm ban' fur the hayin', an' what did Daisy do but take him out In her buggy that her father bought fur her at Christmas an' drive right by that house a-purpose ter show him off ter me. I tell ye, stranger, she had the wickedest eye in her ye ever see." "Another feminine trait," I observed. "Miss Daisy was evidently a woman." "She was a woman, stranger, an' the worst kind of a one," Dale went on lugubriously. "She broke me all up. I jist rented this farm an' went away. I didn't come back fur ten years. Then I made up my mind that women folks wasn't wuth worryin' about, an' I tuk my farm ag'ln an' began ter work It. The fust time I went by FarmerOwens' Daisy come out she had grown ter be a fine-lookin' young woman of 26 an what do ye suppose she did?" "I can't Imagine." "Asked me if 1 wouln't tie up a cut finger. She had the same wicked look in her eye she had when she drove that lopsided farm han' by my house ten years afore. Women Is the perslstenest critters I ever see. I Jist squared off an' said: 'Ye don't git me that a-way ag'in. Ye done it oncet. an that's enough.' But. do ye know, stranger, she was so slick about it that in five minutes I had my arm about her an' she was a-restln her head on my shoulder. She was a-cryin", too oryin' crockerdile tears, no doubt. "Waal, we was engaged, but It didn't las' long. The question come up as ter whether we'd be married by a Justice or a parson. I don't like parsons my self, an' I wanted a Justice. Daisy wanted a parson, an' she was so blame set about it that I reckoned If she was as obstinate about a small matter like that she'd be wantin' ter run the farm, so I called the thing off, an' I've been llvln' alone her ever since." "Mr. Dale," I said, "you have mis taken natural feminine traits for gen eral cussedness." "That's what they Is, I tell ye, stran ger. Ye don't understand." "You have declined to give up that which to a woman is a great deal, while to you it Is nothing. Miss Owens was right to Insist on being married by a parson, and you were ungenerous to re fuse her. Now, let uie give you a bit of advice. Miss Owens Is still single? Yea. Well, go to her and tell her that when you first met her you were a blundering idiot and that later you ! THF GRFAT I AKFS I ARE OF r44M - rjHE conditions which surround, jfthe laws that gqyern, and the markets which deal with fishing on inland bodies of water, are con stantly the subject of many changes. Many legislatures grapple with fish and game problems during each win ter, and in the spring both pleasure seekers and those who follow fishing as an industry must acquaint them selves with the new legislation if they are to avoid the clutches of the law. The Great Lakes furnish the world with the greatest amount of fresh water fish. Last season there was no patrol boat on that most important fishing ground, A LIFT OF TROUT AND WH1TEFISH WEIGHING A TON. Lake Erie. In fact it is not very long since there was considerable opposition to the plan to build and operate one on account of the expense in connec tion therewith. The spring found the new patrol boat built by the State of Ohio ready for service, and the Cana dian fishermen who have been' tres passing on the United States side of the line had to look out. Fishermen believe that they have at last received Justice In this matter. It, will be re- MICHIGAN STATE FISH 'HATCHERY. membered that while in the past the Canadian government constantly oper ated the tug Petrel In Lake Erie cap turing the fishermen from across the water and confiscating .their property when found slightly over in Canadian waters, the Canadian fishermen could not he thus watched. It will also be recalled that American fishermen could not accurately determine when they were over the middle line, they having were an obstinate brute. Say that if she will overlook your past errors you will spend your life in doing penance.", "Why, stranger, if I was ter do that I'd never have my own way about any thing afterward." "It is the only way to have your own way about everything with a woman. Toss It all Into her hands, and she'll toss it right back to you. More than that, she'll expect you to lead, and if you don't lead she'll not respect you." "Ye don't mean it! Say, stranger, what sort of a makeup do ye call that anyway?" The next summer I rode past Farmer Dale's place. It was the trimmest-looking farm In the country. After supper the farmer told me how much better contented he was vbile Mrs.' Dale was washing the dishes. Indianapolis Sun. AN ODD ANT BEAR. German naturalists are now studying with much interest an animal which was recently placed in the Zoological Garden at Berlin. It is an ant bear, but not an ordinary one, being a speci men of an exceedingly rare variety. Its habits are those of the common ant bear, but In color and formation is dif ferent from it in many respects: It is said that there Is no other specimen of this variety In Europe, and it is not thought likely that any other speci men will be found very soon, for the one at Berlin was only trapped by chance, and although several men have searched closely through the district where it was caught, they have not as yet discovered the slightest trace of any other specimen. VALUE OF SLEEP. Ability to Rest One of Napoleon's Sources of Power. One great secret of Napoleon's pow er was his ability to sleep. If he had but an hour for sleep he slept an hour, even though the fate of an army or of an empire hung In the balance while he slept Gen. Grant was another great example of this ability to lay aside work at quitting time. Even in the Wilderness campaign, when the re sponsibility of the movements of the nation's armies, stretched out in bat ' tie line a thousand miles long, lay on FISHFRIFS I VAST IMPORTANCE - i"t",I,,ll,t"t'll'lt,lI 't,,,,'l till V to be guided by an estimation of the miles they were from shore, based on the number of miles per hour which their fish tugs made. Among the legislative measures ef fecting the fishing interests of Lake Erie during the last session of the Ohio Legislature, was the Guerin bill. Ac cording to this bill the tonnage tax on fish was reduced from 75 cents to 50 cents. The same bill contained many provisions looking toward a .more strin gent protection of Lake Erie fish, and it seems to have met with general ap-. probation from the leading fishermen, the Fish Culture Commission having indorsed It. In general more is probably known of lower lake fisheries than those about Lake Huron, Lake Superior, St Marys River and the Immediate vicinity of the American and Canadian Soos. The upper lake regions comprise a new country, and will be more to the fu ture than they have been to the past. As a fishing ground, St Marys Uiver annually yields some "handsome lifts. Whitefish and trout, when caught by net, have been known to yield a ton at a haul. Michigan Is. taking a de cided interest In her fisheries. The Michigan hatchery is one of the finest in the country, and is situated so near the great canals as to be an object oi considerable Interest -to tourists in that section. This hatchery. It is said, places in Michigan waters, annually 30,000,000 white fish, 1,500,000 lake trout, and 1,000,000 brook trout. Of the five Great Lakes, Lake Erie furnishes the world with more fresh water fish than any other body ot wa ter." The Lake Erie fisheries employ in the neighborhood of 4,000 men. Fish ing companies often operate fifteen to twenty tugs. These tugs or boats each set many nets with a capacity of 400 to 500 pounds each. The nets are set from five to 25 or 30 miles out in the lake. The value of each net Is ?5. At the wharfs, fish are. removed from the tug decks to the packing houses In boxes. Here they are prepared for shipment to distant points, they often going even to the ocean ports. his shoulders; when his good-night commands involved all-night marching and fighting of his army of the Poto mac, and his waking orders might mean victory or defeat, the killing or i the saving of a thousand men under ! it all he lay down and dropped to sound sleep as quickly as you- or I i when we read ourselves sleepy over an 1 old story book. Grant had what a great writer has called a "frictionless mind." He saved for'the wear of work what others throw away on the tear of worry. Here Is a sample of the other ex treme. Said a Minneapolis .lawyer to me to-day: "When I began the prac tice of law I always lost two nights before I had a case in court, tossing about and combating every thinkable standpoint of my opponent. And I lost as much sleep afterward upbraiding myself for not having thought of cer tain points at certain pat occasions in the progress of the case." Of what ; value were these night thoughts to this young attorney? About as much value as night sweats to a consumptive! I venture to say that all the business planning a man does In life while ly ing on his back at night Isn't worth an hour's good thinking on his feet on one June morning. As compared with the sleep it displaces, such night think ing isn't worth forty winks after din ner. Burning the candle at both ends sometimes makes a fine bonfire. But It always makes a bad grease spot of a good candle. Commercial West A Palatial Log Cabin. . On Warren's Island, off the coast of Maine, is being erected what Is prop erly described as "a palatial log cab in." It is composed of spruce logs, and cost the tidy little sum of $75,000. The entire Island on which this summer palace is erected 'was purchased by the late William H. Folwell, of Philadel phia. Mr. Folwell died before the com pletion of the house. The work is now superintended by his son, Wil liam H. Folwell, Jr. Some idea of the size of the "cabin" may be gained from consideration of the fact that there are twenty-two sleeping rooms on the second floor. Good Country for Sauerkraut. In Cuba cabbages -frequently weigh as much as twenty pounds. All vege tables do well. Radishes may be eaten from fourteen to eighteen days after sowing, lettuce in five weeks after sow ing, while corn produces three crops per year. Sweet potatoes are perpetu al. The natives dig up the tubers, cut them off and plant the old vines, which produce a new crop In three months. All sorts of fruits, horticultural and greenhouse plants and bulbous stock are also grown. Valuable to Hi ma Towne Scribbler picked up for a few pennies at a second-hand book store an old book of platitudes which has since proved to be very valuable. Browne A rare edition, eh? Towne Oh. no. but he's been makin? the platitudes over into quatrains for ' At.. T"1, Tl ,3 1 . : n I ut; uiugaziuea. i uuauciiuia rress. NEBRASKA RELIGIOUS FANATICS. The "Figeites" an Addition to the Various "Holiness" Societies. Nebraska has added another to the various "holiness" societies with which j the land is already overrun. The "Figg ites," as they call themselves, from the name of their leader, Louis Figg, are a lot of relig ions enthusiasts who have banded themselves togeth er and live in a swamn near Gret- na, not so very far from omana. peo ple In their neigb "tons figg, ." borhood have' tap red and feathered- the "leaders, have threatened, worse things, and have hauled them 'into' eourt time and again with little result except di vorces. The Figgites say the Holy Ghost watches over them and tells them what to do and assert that the whole world is not able to turn them from what they regard as their plain duty. They consider themselves to be the chosen of the Lord, and condemn all other persons and sects to everlast ing damnation. In spite of the fact that the law Is continually after thorn, the society Is growing and may soon be compelled to seek larger quarters. They do absolutely nothing unless directed by the "voice,",and consider themselves as being the very acme of perfection. The Figgs lived at Gretna some years ago, and had money and a good home. What started them on this fanatically religious turn Is not exactly known, but it is a fact that suddenly both Flgg and his wife, showed signs of the "spirit" and their house became the rendezvous of many impressionable women who developed into enthusiasts as great as the Figgs themselves. There were peo ple in Gretna,: however, who did not think much of their doings, and booted them out A couple of years ago there was considerable whitecapping and af ter a dose of tar and feathers Figg gathered up his female adherents and fled to a swamp, where he built a rough shack, in which the crowd Btlll lives. Strange to say, there are still found women enough to keep the colony in a state of healthy growth. They leave good honres tor go with Figg to his mis erable shanty, which contains but four rooms, two below and two upstairs, where they sing andhout and conduct their- fanatical ceremonies with less regard for the proprieties than Is called for in a strici interpretation of the rules of law aiid order. These four rooms are crowded always, no men be- ing among the enthusiasts except Figg and his two grown sons. ' The first principle of the Flgg relig ion is regeneration by the Holy Ghost. When that is accomplished, the whole life of the devotee hangs on the "voice." The "voice,' .which Is supposed to come from the HolyL. Spirit, directs every move of their daily lives, and whatever the "voice" directs them to do, -Is done without question. : ,- The Figgites believe that all creeds and forms of worship are wrong, as well as jmy ggt way of meeting. They, j nave a. way'oCwoFKlng themselves into a high state of excitement, when the "voice" will command one of their number to go and stir up a meeting be ing held in some church near by. There Is usually something doing of very warm character when the fanatic shows up and beglnsto denounce the congregation. COUNTESS IN MISFORTUNE. Financial Reverses of Lady Dudley, a Noted English Beauty. Reckless extravagance, which an in come of $500,000 a -year could not sat isfy, has led to the financial ruin of Georgiana, Countess of Dudley, who for a score of years has been consid ered one of England's most beautiful women. Lady Dudley has sold her magnificent home in London, which cost nearly $200,000 to decorate, to J. Pierpont Morgan, and only a short time since was compelled, to dispose of her famous jewels, they bringing $450,000 at auction. Her husband, the late Earl of Dudley, who was insane, had a passion for beautiful Jewelry, and at one time he had one of the finest collections of precious stones in the world. . He was immensely wealthy, his Income being about $2,000,000 a year. His son, the present earl, fell heir to this vast estate, but squander ed much of it in extravagant living. Lady Dudley had been a leader In Lon don's exclusive society for many years, and there were many brilliant social functions at her home. When her son married, her income of $500,000 was cut down to a tenth of that sum, not nearly enough to maintain her in the way she was accustomed to live. At one time it was said that she 'was en gaged to marry Dr. Jameson, and there is no doubt that the late Cecil Rhodes once was a suitor for her hand. NEW LOGGING METHODS. Steam and Electric Machines Used to Haul Loea in Maine Forests. A few years ago, when some one sug gested an electric railway from Moose head lake up the valley of the Alle gash river. In the, very heart of " the northern Maine woods, the project was ridiculed on every hand as impossible of execution In such a rough country, even If there would be any business Urn urn MR I i GEORGIA!? A, COUNTESS OF DUDLEY. for the road when It should have been constructed. Now, however, a trolley system Is In successful operation In the Dead river region in the roughest part of Somerset County and Is engaged In hauling heavy loads of spruce logsr-a greater burden than any ordinary elec tric line has to carry, writes a Bangor correspondent of the New York TrftV une. The electric log-hauler Is the Inven tion of A. O. Lombard, of Watervflle, who is a mechanical genius and has made a fortune from various Inven tions in the last ten years. Some years ago Mr. Lombard conceived the idea of building a steam log-hauler and made a careful investigation of the subject before he began work upon the machine that he had In mind. He found that more than fifty years ago a Maine man had built a steam log-hauler, but that It had stalled to work on account of some manifest faults In Its construc tion, This first steam log-hauler had a boiler and engine mounted upon a set of driving wheels five feet In diameter, with spikes in the rims of the wheels to prevent theinfrom slipping, but when the machine was hitched to a load of logs the bearing of weight was on so small a portion of the rims that the wheels whirred around like those of a locomotive on a wet rail, while the spikes would dig so deeply into the snow that the machine would become stalled in hollows of' its own making and be unable to move its own weight, not to speak of a load of logs. To obviate this difficulty Mr. Lom bard provided his machine with a sort of self-laying rail a set of endless lags, carried on ball bearings which, while preventing the wheels from dig ging into the snow, affords them a fric tion hold, giving traction power suffi cient to draw loads of logs aggregating 60,000 feet. The forward end of the hauler .is carried by a sled, to which is attached a pole. A pair of horses is hitched to this pole and driven ahead to guide the machine, but the horses do no hauling. STUDY OF SHRUBS AND TREES. Learn Natural Fcience. at Arnold Ar boretum in a Bosky Bower. Unique among the various reserva tions which go to make up Boston's wonderful system of parks and park ways, and beautiful, in its-way, beyond all others, the Arnold arboretum is just now coming into the full -bloom of its surpassing loveliness. At no other place in this country probably nowhere else In the world is there such a collection of "living trees and shubbery, carefully disposed for both study and enjoyment. Twenty-five years ago knowledge of the characteristics, geographical dis tribution and economic and horticult ural value of the trees of North Amer ica was vague and hardly within the reach even of those anxious to acquire such knowledge, but, as a result of the work done at the Arnold arbore tum, it may be fairly said that to-day the trees of no other country have been so carefully studied and are so well known. -' ' - . :v. :" 'fhe arboretum is a department -of Harvard University, and was originat Ty Established with a" view to provide opportunity for the scientific study of tree life, yet so carefully has the work been planned, and so artistically have these carefully wrought out plans been executed,- that the scientific rvalue of the collection is almost lost sight of in its picturesque beauty, The tract of 225 acres which are in cluded in this reservation was pur chased by Harvard University with funds bequeathed to that Institution by James Arnold, of New Bedford, says the Boston Herald. At that time it was a piece of rough, uncultivated land, overrun with a wild growth of native shrubbery, and with little timber growth, except scattering hardwood and a remarkable growth of hemlocks. which latter still remains the crowning glory of the coilectUn. THAT WORD "LOAFER." Question as to the Derivation Becom ing Acute in London. The question as to the derivation of that word "loafer," which Mr. Rhodes' will Is likely to elevate from the slang dictionary. Is already getting acute. says the London Chronicle. Despite "Notes and Queries," and the deriva tion, through Hans Breitmann, from "that lofer (lover) 0f yours always hanging around here," the word is Spanish, and, like galoot and others. came from Mexico, through Texas to the States. It is the Anglicized or Americanized form of galloferro, "an idle, lazy vagabond," passing, as any student of Bartlett knows, through glofero, and glofer, to lofer, and end ing up with the pretense of having something English or American about it, as "loafer," a man who has no casual connection with the loaf he does not earn. Of the loafer, Josh Billings has given in his "Alminax" a description which would have gone to Cecil Rhodes' heart, as of the type of man who was not to Inherit Dal ham, or any other property that was his, if he could help It: "The loafer is a thing who is willing to be de spised for the privilege of abusing others. .He occupies all grades in so ciety, from the judge on the bench clear down to the ragged creature who leans against lamp posts and fights files in August. He has no pride that is worthy and no delicacy that anybody could hurt During his boyhood he kills cats and ' robs hens' nests. During middle life he begs all the tobacco he uses and drinks all the cheap whisky he can get at somebody else's expense, and does die at last" The loafer hi America would seem to be more pronounced than hi British brother, if we take Henry W. Shaw Josh Billings as authority. , Needed No Defense. Congressman Williams of Mississippi has a new negro story. "Are you the defendant?" asked a man in the courtroom, speaking to an old negro. "No, boss," was the reply. "I ain't done nothing to be called names like that. I'se got a lawyer here who does the defensing." "Then who are you?" "I'se the gentleman what stole the chickens." Omaha Bee. In nine cases out of ten, when you feel tough, it's your liver. THE PACIFIC GABLE S a result of the decision of Con gress to leave the building of the new trans-Pacific cable to private enterprise, the work will be Immediately begun by the Commercial Pacfic Cable Company, a new concern formed on the basis of the Commercial Cable Company, which will consum mate a duplicate all-the-world-around cable. - It is specifically stated that while the United States government does not In cur any expense or responsibility, it will have at its discretion command of all facilities. This is particularly im portant because the government has already gone to the expense of laying more than 700 miles of cable in the Philippine Islands. These cables were laid as a necessary strategic measure during the recent trouble there and are intended to . be a connecting link " in the general system covering our posses sions. ' s Lensth of the Cable. The new cable will ran. from San Francisco, a distance of 2,413 miles, to Honolulu, thence to the Midway Isl ands and Guam, another 2,293 miles. and then to Manila, another 1,360 miles, enabling the company to connect with a cable to Hong King and all points on the Asiatic continent From Hong Kong the connections of the Commercial Pacific cable will run north up the Chinese coast, finally pass ing through Siberia to St Petersburg, and thus completing the route through Northern Asia and Europe. From the same junction they will extend down through Siam and the Straits Settle ments, connecting with the Australian and New Zealand cables, and passing west through India to Aden, along the Red Sea and Mediterranean to Gibral tar and Lisbon, thence to the Azores, where the Commercial Cable Com pany's system has another headquar ters, extending to New York. Both the San Francisco and eastern ends of these cables will be connected with the land telegraph system of the Postal Telegraph Company for all points in LIFTING THE PACIFIC CABLE ASHORE. the United States. : uniform ratef $1' a Word will be charged7 for messages from San " Francisco to Manila and China. t The first section of the cable from San Francisco to Honolulu is being manufactured by the India Rubber Gutta.Percha Telegraph Works Com pany, Ltd., London, Englajid. The length is about 2,413 miles. Layine the Cable. The cattleship Silvertown, owned by the manufacturers, will convey this section of the cable from London to the Pacific coast via Cape Horn, where she will proceed with the laying opera tions. It is7: expected to complete the entire cable from San Francisco to .Ma nila by January, 1905. The laying of the new" cable will in volve searching ocean depths to possi bly as far as three miles. While the government work was being carried on in the Philippines the greatest depth reached was one and an eighth miles. The estimate is that a depth of at least three miles will be reached in cov ering the Pacific oCean. The operation of laying so many thousand miles of cable will necessar ily involve a great deal of skill, but the diificultles which - those who laid the Atlantic cables encountered have passed away, those having charge of the present work being able to . carry out all details. The delicate and par ticular work, however, will be the land ing of the cable at its objective point at Manila. The shore end conveyed by the Silvertown to this point will be lifted gently from the ship toward the land, where it will be placed in a deep trench, through which it will be con veyed to its final land communications, thence connecting with the cable to Hong Kong. , The death of John W. Mackay called attention to cable-laying projects in the Pacific. It is stated that the plans contemplated by his company will be pushed forward with all possible dis patch. The project has been delayed by the failure - of the government to furnish the company with soundings taken in the Pacfic. It is expected that these soundings will soon be furnished and that the work will then be pushed to completion. Possession of the Philip pines has made the necessity of a Pa cific cable very, apparent. GOATS WARD OFF DISEASE, They Should Be Kept Wherever Horse Are Resrularlj- Housed. "Goats are good things to keen around the stables where the hors are housed," said an old dealer ! horses, "and the man who wants his horse to remain healthy will make a mistake if he does not keep a few goats around. ' I do not propose to go Into an analysis of the reasons, but I am in a position to state the fact, and I do it after many 'years of experience. I have been handling horses for more than a quarter of a century and I have had occasion to observe very closely those things which, tend to benefit the horse. Occasionally I have been with out goats and nearly every time I have been called upon to doctor one or more of my horses for some complaint pe culiar to this kind of animaL When 1 had goats around the stables to rub up against .the stalls and wallow around generally sickness among my horses was a rare thing. It Will Complete an Elec- trie Girdle About the T Earth Our Government 5 Will Have Special Faclll- ties tor Communicating & with Island Possessions x In the Pacific. j j "My attention was called to the-fact a good mahy years ago by a man who had spent the greater part of his life, in the horse business. I had just lost a couple of fine horses and I was great ly grieved over the loss. I had dealt with them very carefully and, In fact, had made pets out of them. I hap pened to meet my old friend and was telling about my loss. Do you keep any goats around your stables Y he ask ed. I told,him I did not There Is where you make a big mistake,' he said. 'Buy a few goats and turu them in the lot with your horses and let them run together. I have tried It and It is a good plan.' I never thought much of it at the time, but 1 con cluded that I would try it Just for luck. It could do no harm. I bought me some goats.' "Since that time I have always kept goats with my -horses, and the health of my horses has been a matter of note among those who are familiar with my business. I do not pretend to say just what it is about the goat which will benefit the horse. But there Is something which acts as a great pro tection to the horse In the matter of health. I have often heard that the odor of the goat, while offensive enough to a great many persons, was a very healthy thing even for menlbeTS of the human family. I guess it-is the, odor of the goat which benefits the horse. I have often wanted to see a chemical analysis of the goat odor, so that I might understand just what the active purifying principle was made of. It is evidently a good disinfectant of some kind. Goats are good horse doctors, and the man who wants his horses to remain healthy "and vigorous should keep goats around the -stable." New Orleans Times-Democrat Books Named from the Bible. A close acquaintance on the part of authors with the terse and expressive phrases In the Bible is plainly shown In the titles of a host of books. Among the titles taken directly from the Bible, says'thePhiiadelphia Saturday Even- ." ing Post,, are the following: "If Sinners Entice Thee," "The Day of Temptation," "The Favor of Princes," "Wayfaring Men," "Weighed and Wanting," "The Wages of Sin," "Black but Comely," "Dross," "In Kedar's Tents," "The Valley of Deci sion," "The Unjust Steward," "Sons Of the Morning," "Visiting the Sin," "The Quick or the Dead," "The Prodigal," "The Bondwoman," "Tinkling - Cym bals," "The Crown of Life," "Unleav ened Bread,?' . "A Laodicean,". : j "The Birthright," "The Garden of. Eden," "The Story of the Innumerable Com pany i"; "The Wings of the .Morning," "Until the Day Break," "The Mantle of Elijah," "They That Walked In Darkness," "I Go a Fishing," "The Tents of Shem," "The Snare of the Fowler," "Give Me Thine Heart," "Mine Own People," "The Measure of a Man," "Resurrection," "The Market Place," "From My Youth Up," "His Brother's Keeper," "The Hosts of the Lord" and "On the Face of the Wa ters." ; Their First Ice-Cream. Seven hundred immigrants were spending on Ellis Island their first Sun day in the New World, and through somebody's kindness ice-cream had been added to the bill of fare. This was a. novelty to most of the immi grantsso great a novelty, indeed, as to amount to a puzzle. The New York Times reports some of the comments which It called forth. . . "Sure, an' there's-frost in .th'. milk," said an Irish girl, when the : first cold spoonful had surprised her throat, "Milk, did ye say?" said ,a North..'of Ireland lad. "Ah, but it's jnore .like swatened snow, it is!" . . ... ",. "An how did they kape it from, melt in ?" inquired another. " ' " Some Italian immigrants ' did not take as kindly to it, and. tried to make the attendant understand that they would like to have it warmed.- "Oh, what stuff this would be to cruise with in 'ot weather!" exclaimed an English fisherman, smacking . his lips. Standing on the Bias. During the trial of a street railway damage suit in one of the circuit branches of the Supreme Court of the District of Columbia a few days ago an important eyewitness of the acci dent took the stand in the person "of an elderly colored man. The plaintiff had been injured while the car was?at a street crossing, and one of the attor neys was endeavoring to elicit from- the witness Just where the latter was standing at the momeut the plaintiff was struck by the car. . ;i ? "As I understand you," remarked the attorney, after a number of questions had been asked, "you were standing. at the street corner diagonally opposite the point where the aclcdent occurred." "No, sir, I wasn't," declared the wit ness. "I guess I was standing kinder sort er bias from the spot." Washing ton Star. Rats Chew Gum. Rats, says the Pittsburg Dispatch, have contracted "the gum-chewing hab it at Hoboken. Rats! We have ' often wondered which comes first: the thought in the widow er's mind of marrying again, or the story on him.