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About Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 12, 1902)
Mn Ancient foa To health and 1 appnrs; "g Scrofula as pgly as ever sine time imux imorial. It causes bunches in the neck, d ;g ures the skin, inflames the mucous memr lrane, wastes the muscles, weakens the bones, le luces the power of resistance to disease and the capacity for recovery, and develops into consumption. Hood's Sarsaparilla will rid you of it, radically and perman ently, as it has rid thousands. To Heaven by Installment. mine i our papas only got one arm, hasn't he? Bobbie. Yeth. Willie Where's the other one? Kobbie Ith op in heaven. New York Times. The Cultivated Taste. Monopole coffee was not intended for the use of those who prefer a 10- or lo-cent grade of coffee. These peo ple, perhaps, won't eee the value in it. But if your taste has been in any degree cultivated by the use of the higher grades, you'll think that Mono pole pure Mocha and Java is the acme of perfection presuming, of course, that tne coffee is made right. This coffee is sold in one and one half pound cartons. If your grocer doesn't keep it, send us his name. Wadhams & Kerr Bros., Portland. The Worm. She Yes; I'm very sorry I married you : eo there! He Oh I You were glad to. p any body, i guess. You were. D0" yr bird when I married yoi , -ung She' No?, But ,nsiderii.' . . T eot you must a?.mt I was' wnai i an-ear,y bird- shTnf8sfadXra,dead: ei fooK cured wfthHJ1,natiSm WOuW cured ith Itetlin.8 yimtlX A Genii, "There goes . geafc genius!" ex claimed a Georgia,, citjKjn as a tall figure slouched by.. "Novelist "No;, but he reads all the,novels the other fellows write." "You call that 'genius?' " ' Well, if it ain't exactly genius, it's the patience of it." Atlanta Constitu tion. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of Diamond Dick. "I want to know about this new pitcher you've. signed," said the re porter, taking out his notebook. "His name is Dropcurve," replied the baseball manager, "fie conies from Demopolis where" be played for several years in a strong local nine. His father is well known " "I don't want his pedigree," inter rupted the reporter. "Just tell me how much he' sold for." Chicago Tribune. CITO Pennanentlr Curw !Co fits or nerronsDM rl I after first .lay'n uoflr. Klioe'sUreat Nervs Xastorer. Send for FREE Si. 00 trial bottle and treat. Is. Dm. B. II. Kuns. Iitd..V31 ArchSU Philadelphia, Pa- Had Him. "Pa," said little Tommy, "I'll bet you a cent that you won't give me a nickel." "Done" said pa. Then Tommy explained things, and pa saw that he would have to pay up either way. Boston Globe. Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnsiow's Sooth, Ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their, ghildren during the teething period. Insomnia. Professor Tell me to what class of maladies insomnia belongs. Student Why er, it is a contagious disesae. "I never heard it so " described. Where did you learn this?" "From experience sir. Whenever my neighbor's dog can't sleep, I'm just as wakeful as he is." Tit-Bits. Don't Got Footsore! Get Foot-Ease. It is a certain cure for sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet. Makes new or tight shoes easy. Try it today. Sold by all Druggists. Trice 25c. Don't accept a substitute. Sample sent FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, LeKoy N. Y. The Field of Danger. Grene Some folks imagine that golf is a dangerous game. Do you think eo? Gage I had two friends who got engaged on the golf links last season. PJo External Symptoms The blood; may be in bad condition, yet with no external signs, no akin eruption; or sores to indicate it. The symptoms in such cases being a variable appetite, poor digestion, an indescribable weakness and nervousness, loss of flesh and a general run-down condition of the system clearly showing the blood has lost its nutritive qualities, has become thin and watery. It is in just such cases thai S. S. S. has done some of its quickest and most effective work by building1 tip the blood and supplying the elements lacking to make it strong and vigorous. "' My wife used sev eral bottles of S. S. S. as a blood purifier and to tone up a weak and emaciated system, with very marked effect by way of improvement. "Wc regard it a great tonic and blood purifier." J. F.DUFF, Princeton, Mo. , is the greatest of all 1 tonics, and you will .find the appetite im ' proves at once, strength returns, and nervousness vanishes as new rich pure blood once more circulates through all parts of the system. S. S. S. is the only purely vegetable blood purifier known. It contains no min erals whatever. Send for our free book on blood and skin diseases and write out physicians for any information or ad vies wanted. No charge for medical advice. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO, ATLANTA. tA. cience vention An. English physiologist explains that a girl can never throw like a boy be cause her collar-bone Is larger and sets. lower. : Meteors which Teach the earth al most Invariably contain a large Quan tity of iron and a smaller amount of nickel. . - - - The worst mosquito-Infested neigh borhood In the world Is the coast of Borneo. At certain seasons, It Is said, the streams of that region are unnavl gable because of the clouds of mosqui toes. A peculiar snow observed on Mont Malet In the Alps has been reported by M. A. Brun. It Is called "Caucasian snow, and is very porous, with grains reaching an eighth of an Inch In size. The slight adhesion of these grains gives great liability to avalanches" Attempts have been made to mea. ore the light of the moonless night skj. Gavin J Burns, an English, astro" mer, has roughly estimated iy 4.v. total light of one hemlspjje- " , that of one thousand J- . -iB stars, and Profess t , hna ' eJimon Newcomb this torii t t accurately -found - -vTHt utJT ied to eight hundred first- r ...ude stars. The brightness seems - oe not entirely due to visible and Invisible stars. The zodiacal light and the gegenscheln, a midnight glow oppor site the sun, have been seen to extend across, the heavens and It Is suggested that these are but Intensifications of a general luminosity of the entire sky, due to some unknown cause. Wonderful stories are. often told of the powers of vision possessed by sav age races. During the recent Cam bridge anthropological expedition to Torres Straits, the visual acuity of the natives was carefully tested, and Mr. Rivers, who made the tests, concluded that the excellence of vision shown by savages has a psychological origin; that Is to say, it arises from knowing what to look for. When the European acquires familiarity with the environ ment he can see as far as they can. Thus the power of an Indian to tell the sex of a deer at such a distance that distinguished features like antlers were Invislhle was found to rest upon his knowledge of the peculiar gait of the male deer. Professor A. E. Verrlll of Yale re gards, the phenomena witnessed during the awful eruption of Mont Pelee in May as bearing out the theory that Im mense quantities of explosive gases Were evolved through the dissociation of oxygen and hydrogen from the wa ter on coming suddenly into contact with hot lava, and that these gases, when ejected Into the atmosphere, ex ploded above the crater, producing the terrible effects that were noted. Ac cording to this view, the inhabitants of St. Pierre were killed by a sudden explosion of a vast volume of mingled oxygen and hydrogen, while the poi sonous hydrochloric acid gas, formed by the chlorine liberated from the sea water that had leaked Into the volcano nn.i was combined with some of the hydrogen, quickly suffocated those whq may have escaped aeatn iroiu u. ex plosion. THEFT OF LIBERTY BELL. Successful April Fool Joke Worked by Ner Orleans Paper, "Did you ever hear about the time the Liberty Bell was stolen ?" asked; a Ne.w. Orleans man at the Capitol the. other day. "It was early in the spring of 1885. The exposition was being held at New Orleans and the bell bad been loaned to the exposition. I remember well the excitement the theft occasion ed. The Times-Democrat came out the next morning with startling headlines, 'A- Dastardly Attempt,' 'The Emblem of American Independence, the Liberty Bell, Stolen.' " 'Last night was a sorrowful one In the city,' It said. 'When Philadel phia sent to New Orleans the- grand old Liberty Bell, treasured not alone by the famed city of the East, but by the whole nation, as, the precious em blem of national liberty, the people of the South generally, and of Louisiana particularly, responded warmly to this evidence of brotherly love offered by the. second city of the republic "A long account of the reception, of the bell and the care taken ot It fol lowed, and the Times-Democrat said: 'The spot on which It stood Is a scene of havoc. The car that bore it Is half consumed by fire and its ruined tim bers tell a story of wanton destruction almost without parallel. The trees that stood over it are no longer graceful and grand; half devoured by fire, their charred branches seem to cry aloud for vengeance. Last night when the pale moon shed her radiance over the great park, bathing It in a flood of sil ver light, when the grounds were calm and still and deserted by all save the watchful guard, this deed of wanton ness was done.' "Then came an account of the mount ing of the guard and the discovery of the fire. The account said: 'While th firemen and the two officers were dis-v cussing the mysterious disappearance of the two night watchmen an. officer;, made his way close to the car.to in-; spect the bell and ascertain, whether or not It had sustained any damage. To his amazement the bell, was gone. Not a vestige of It remained., it had been wrung from Its fastenings and carried off." "There was more, detail about the search and clew. Naturally the citi zens and the thousands of visitors at the exposition, were Indignant. The entire population discussed nothing else that morning and the cars were not sufficient to carry tne crowd out to the grounds to see the ruin wrought and learn the latest clew. I could not get a car and walked a distance of four miles and was an hour getting through the gate. "The next Issue of the Times-Demo-crat said: 'Everybody takes a joke good naturedly on the first day of April, and there was occasion yesterday for the exercise of a good deal of good nature. Everybody tried to fool everybody else. The Times-Democrat Liberty Bell joke went down very well, and those who forgot the date of the paper and went Into a state of agitation over the Irre parable Injury that they Imagined had been done to the fainous' old peAc so kindly loaned to' ey $rle$ns by the City of ferotberly fxye wepe full of laughter and gijrprise When they found themselves the victims of a hoax. The bell was ?Isted by a large number -of visitors during the day and the officers 9B guard had no difficulty In convincing spectators that nothing was wron with It" STUDENT LIFE AT OXFORD , What Young; America rw Who there wm Find. ' In undergraduate life ftrfmvi thl student from America -will fimi manv Interesting feature He -wilL no donht be assigned, to a collee rather than ho. avowed, to choose one. as the win r Ce BAQafea, expresses the desire- "that tne liplara. holding the scholarship Bi&& be distributed, among, the- college of- the, tjnlverslty of OxfordL and not resort In updue numbers t one or more Megea.Qnly.'' ax twenty-two collezes In the nversity, all of which", educationally ' considered, are equal. Reasons of rank In life, of parental or local associations, of wealth, of religious tendencies, rather than reasons of a purely aca demic nature, lead an Epgliab boy to choose one or another q these colleges. The colleges, djffej in externals. Some of them are rich, others poor; som of them, are comparatively large three or four hundred students others very small; some are expensively' carried on, tthers inexpensively; some are ass," others are "reading"eoH.eges; some have high residence fees, others low; some have no graduate students, and one, All Souls, no undergraduate students; some have superb buildings, others, plainer; and one, the Non-Collegiate, has no building at all, and hardjy any faculty, being governed by the- univer sity through a committee called a 'del egacy for unattached students," But any one of these coljfeegea will be a worthy foster mother to, the under graduate. The student will pay his fees to his college, an.d will be watched over by It throughout his whole course. He will not get all of his instruction in its lecture rooms, for the community of Interest idea has penetrated modern Oxford, and for certain subjects the resident student will be apt to go to another college, but his student life will be mainly within the college walls. He will, If fortunate enough to get one, have a room on one of the "stair cases," will be served by the "scout," who will bring him his breakfast, will dine in state in the hall every evening, will worship in the college chapel, and will shorten his walks abroad so that he can get within the college gates be fore they close for the night He wiji row In the college boat or play on college cricket team, and will ha. a, special adviser, a college tutor, to-honi he will look back with gratitudland. re spect all the days of his life He will find Oxford aa, expensive as Harvard or Yale. Hla, strictly college expenses, for tuition,, board and daily living, exclusive of; fcooks, clothing, so cieties, sports aftd luxuries, will vary from a mlnJatuTn of $500 a year to a maximum,, difficult to estimate Of the college' Keble, Jesus, New College and Worcester make special effort to aid the stTjdent in economy; Christ . Chnrch, lnlversity, Magdalen and Balliol are the most expensive; Brasenose, St John's, Exeter. Oriel and Trinity stand In an intermediate position, i The student will have to be fairly economical at the- average college, says Franpls Hovey Stoddard in the Ke viqwy of; Reviews,, to keep his total ex pesea within the $1,500 yearly sug gested In tag. will as the Income for each scholarship. Last of the Indian Dances. The Qm&ha is the only dance, bow practiced among the Sioux, Ihe war dance died with the accession peace, the aun dance has long beea frowned upon by the Great Father and. the ghost dance has been peremptorily for bidden .ever since the- teonble spring ing from it In that Tsnhappy fight at Wounded Knee lu the early whiter of 1891. But the Omaha, danced frequent ly upon the reservation, has not been actually forbidden, although the-Indian agents In general disapprove of it, and so far, as la. possible discountenance its perpetuation . It Is primarily a social function with this unqualified advan tagethat it tends toward the contin uance of that state of society known to the Indians during their days of bar barity, that it emphasizes uncivilized delights and that it has nothing is, com mon with the civilization toward "which we are trying to lead the Wi man. Every time the Omaha Is rianeed the, dancers are drawn more. tloseJy to the7 old lives and the old vyaysj. a reverena for the customa of theur ancestors in enkindled within theaiy and whatever refining influences o civilization may have hitherto iuajw-essed them are, tor the time, utterly,, forgotten and eventu ally much weakened. It is the great social reflection of barbarism, and! its influence, cannot be for good. Chisago; Chronicle. Sclicitudre Was Misdirected!. In a London safe deposit vault re cently the center of a safe, anxfous for the spiritual welfare of one of the janitors, said, while they were in tho vault, together: "Are you prepared to die?" For answer the janitor Instantly pinned the questioner to the wall by the throat. Assistance arrived and the unfortunate renter was carried out, half "throttled. Explanations ensued, andi it was then discovered that an inquiry after his spiritual welfare had been construed by the janitor as the prelim inary to a murderous attack. Would N Need It Then. An Arkansas man once wrote to In quire the price of a saw-mill that would saw all the various way that he wanted, to saw. When he learnotX by return mail that such a miH would cost him $1,600, he replied by postal card: ''If a man had $1,60: what in thunder would he want of a sa-mill?" When you see a girl riding a horse astride In the country, t s safe to guess that she Is from tarn and tb finks one can do what one- pleases in. thte country. It Is every man's opinion, tkt he would have been a great maa ba l be lived fifty years ago. . - : 1 9 UM M M Stofie$ TV Pioneer tells a story of a rat wfc&y. on one occasion was caught alive St at ship and thrown overboard. A sea gull was floating by the side of the ship. , Immediately there ensued a bat tle royal, and the rat strangled the seagull to death. He then sat upon the carcass of the seagull," unfurled Its left wing to catch the wind, and;-working the right whig as an oar, set sail for the? shore! .. . - .. - - In response to a missionary's appeals for various articles" for use on an Afri can farm, a mllking-etool was sent to him from England. He gave it to the negro whose duty. It was to milk the cow 8, with injunctions- to use tt. On the first day the negro returned: home from the ew-sheds, bruised! and bat tered, bijj with an empty pail- When the, rftissionary asked; for an explana tion, the negro replied: "Milk stool very nice, mass a, bat she won't sit oil it!" In. lS62 QbfcieI Alexander, of Topeka who was ar Intimate friend of Presi dent Llaeoln, visited him at Washings tonv and found him in a greatly depress ed state of mind. "This being Presi dent isn't all it Is cracked, nP to De- fe it, Mr. Lincoln T' ' Inquired Colon Al exander. "No,."8aid Iincoln. hfe eyes twinkling mocaentarily; "I feel some times like thfe Irishman, who, after be ing ridden on a ralL said: 'Begorry, If tt wasn't for the honor t th? thing. I'd rather-walk r " An incident of the- ceremonies at the "unveiling of the Rocjhambeaa statue in Washington, IX :. went far to prove that the American flag "stays put." When the Countess" Rochjambeau pulled the halyard which caused the flags draping the statue to Irop, every ves tige of the covering feh.1 but one corner of the American flag which persistent ly clung to a part of, the work sur rounding the 8tatua '"The flag stays put," remarked Secretary Hay to the President in an undertone, and the President, remfernbering his words, smiled broadly. TTae French flag read ily gave way tUe moment the rope was pulled, an4 there were a number of spectators w&ft. were inclined to take the incident a an omen. Captaia "French E. Chadwlek, IT. S. N., Who, was commander of the flag ship Kent--York during the war with Spain, says that Rear Admiral Samp son -was deeply and unaffectedly re ii&tass, and adds: "He was a strict 'observer of Sunday, but the fact that once, at .least, he forgot the days of; the week is indicative of the intensity; with which the duty in hand always seized him. JHaving called the captainsaboard for Consultation on the 4th, of June (a Saturday) he said toward 'the close of the conference: 'I am going: in to-morrow to attack the batteries, so have everything ready by "daylight.' Cap tain. Philip, who "was most earnest in his religious confvict&ns,. at once spoke up: 'But, admfiraL to-mprrow is Sun day, and I dota't believe Jn fighting on Sunday, unless the-other 'fellow begins. I have always nstiDed: that whoever be gins a Sunday fight gets .licked.' Samp son at once sajds 'I am glad you men tioned that Jack; to tell the truth, I had forgotten; the days) of the week. I am no utore- a believer in. fighting on Sunday: thanyou are. Gentlemen, we'll put fit off until Monday,' and his owler wr& obeyed.". THE SURVIVAL OF A CHAIR. At the time we left ISoralma she was afire from her stem to the aft en gineroom bulkhead. Aa w looked back we saw a strange tWngj A common reed chair, such as yaw often see on the deck of . a transatlantic liner, was hanging in the air to,t the- ship's stern. It had been fastened to. the after flag and braced below soSthat it hung off in space just beytoodlithe reach of the flames. Some poar- daviL had rigged It there, and sat Si. it to save himself from fire, afraM;tQ.jumpion account of the fierce ruslhotthe voleanic currents fcetowji Wei QQUld:see him there, sitting 4n hiis chsiiy. long before we left the ship, at tftft-hack of the solid wall of fire whjyfc i divided us from Mm. and. he? must; have suffered terribly before he draped from his perch and went -o'erboardv We could not get at him ton account of the fire in the forward part of the saloon, but a, stateroom was a,t hand close by, with plenty of. life buoys, and he might halve got ene and put it on; but strangely enoogh, after all that fire there hung the empty chair literally intact. The next morning: the chair . still bung ' there ' unharmed. Chief Officer Scott's account of the loss of the Roraima in Martinique-harbor, in Leslle'a Monthly. Make Paint of MuTrnrries- Manufacturers of artists' colors now often use mummies in j making their colors, and it is almost certain that a smalTpercentage of Borate- ancient Egyp tian rulers went to compose some of the colors used byarious B. A.'g in painting their porbjutfts for this year's academy. Jlumnsas were usually pre served in bitunaenj or the best pi ten, says the Londoai Hattler. This blended! with the bone- of: the mummy gives a peculiarly- beaaQful tint, especially an-brown or dark: blue. - Alphabet of 12 to 50 Words. Letters: in, the alphabets of the 'dif ferent nations' vary in number. ... The Sandwich- islanders have. 12; the "Bur mese, 18t: Italian, 23; Bengali, 2l He brew, Syrfiac, Chaldee and Samaritan. 22 each;.Lain, 25; Greek, 24; German, Dutch aad English, 26 each; Slavonic 27; Arabic, 28; Persian and Coptic, 32 each; Georgian; 35; Armenian,38; Rus sian, 4JE old Muscovite, 43. 'Sanskrit and many of the oriental languages have fifty each. Bargain Glamour. . Edgar Well, Ethel, what did yon find at that wonderful fire sale? Ethel Oh, Edgar, I got some; lovely silk stockings at 17 cents a pair! There is not a thing the matter with tiiem ex cept the feet are burned off. -,-V-; V -WW Be WnU. ; "Tour honor," said thf prisoner, who had been brought in lor a prelim inary hearing, after six weeks in the county jail, "I want a change, ''of menu." ; - .' " - v . " " ' . "Yon mean," said the judge kindly, "that yon want a change of venue. Now, tho proper course " . "No, X don't mean that. I want a change of menu, v That sheriff seems to have tried to- ccrner the .corned beef market of the world.' Baltimore American.- V ; : Probably Tree. "Where did all these skeletowcomel from?" asked the visitor at the nodical college.- "Can yon keep a ecretT queried J the medical student. 1 "Sure thing.," replied the visitor. "Then I'll telL you," said the embry M. D., and continued, in a load whis per: "We raised 'en!? QnicagoNews. New Sword Metal The Austrian government has, it is Baid, decided to arm several cavalry regiments with swords made of a new metal named magnalibm, which is as serted to combine the lightness of aluminum with the strength and flexi bility of steel. Revival of Came JeweJry. There is a revival of interest in old fashioned cameo jewelry thra year, One of the large manufacturing louses in New York says that it fcae done more work altering and restoring; eld ameo jewelry this season tham Sb haa . for 20 years. - Mebhcdi First College Girl $ hear yorf girls j mobbed the umpire at the class game? ! Second College Girl Yes; we called her a "mean old thirng" and told - her that she was "perfectly horrid." Puck. FRIEND TO THE FARMER. To the Editor- We have noticed in your paper from time to time, during the present season, some extremely in structive and interesting articles on Binding Twine. Permit us to add a few words today with special reference to our own influ ence in this market. The "Farm Im plement News," issue of July 17, gives the following prices of twine as the prevailing Eastern prices to the deal ers: Sisal (500-ft) 13 cents a pound 13 cents a pound.. Standard (600-ftV.. Manila fH0-ft).... cents a pound., cents a pound., cents a pound. Manila f600-ft)... Manila (650-ft... While it ia perfectly true and ' fair to say tnac we would be justinea in charging, one cent in advance of Eastern. ; prices fer our twine of Oregon manu facture, that is, the- the price of freight added to 'Eastern prices, as a matter of fact, Pare Manila, Bed Clover Leaf: Brand, 650 feet, we are quoting to the. , dealers under date of July 15 at 16- cents per pound, or one cent helow th p prices quoted for Eastern goods. Taking everything into account, it- seems reasonable and appropriate that: we call attention to the fsct that, al though many -nerotile entertain the be-.! lief that we are grinding monopolists,. demanding all we can possibly get for ; twine, here we are in the midet of an important and strenuous season, offer ing our goods at one cent' below the prices Eastern dealers are obliged to pay. In atiter words, instead of being an oppressor of the farmer, we demon strate in a Very practical manner tnat we are his friend, and a good friend of the general public, because, if any Eastern Vwine is sold .in this market, we force, the Eastern manufacturer to take a sees price for It than he does in his locy.1 market besides the freight to the ccfest on avecoumt of our low selling pricey. . We cannot be too enthusiastic about some of the remarks that have been made in your paper concerning Binding Twine. You have urged the consumer repeatedly to disregard the representa tions of unscrupulous dealers, and to always make his decieion . concerning purchases of twine by asking the ques tion, "How many bundles can yon bind with a dollar's worth of , twine?" If the consumer will always keep in mind this question when he inakes a pur chase, he wiEl inesvitahly and invariably select Pure Manila twine, for it is the most economical "certainly, as it is 30 per cent longer tihan the other twine, dollar for dollar and pound for pound. POBTLAJSD CORDAGE CO. JOc 25c 50c ALL DRUGGISTS. M i'rt .... :. r"J.J , Lf2TZI&Z " 4-3 C 1 1 1 Sffll ?n n n IIJa J.IIKr ,aaVsVBMea, bloated bowels, fool Siln. after 4 E,,lWr lhZS"!?.? 1. eVlle Slanerfsaae. taAriac that , w .,.,r calclnsr OACJAS"S will VmrTit Uliaasl b well all tb time nntu I1 e7f I 'JilGUVtAu Take oar adrlcel atari wituciSciKKTl VioaV.nader aaiMivcarsori w" I Qoiighing "I was given up to die with quick consumption. I then began to use AVer's Cherry Pectoral. I improved at once, and am now in perfect health." Chas. E. Haft man, Gibbstown, N. Y.. It's too risky, playing with your cough. 'The first . thing you know it will be down deep in your lungs and the play will be over. Be gin early with Ayer's Cherry Pectoral and stop the cough. Tfentih:25cfe.SI. AUirantata. Consult your doctor. If ho iyi tako It, then do a ho uyi. It ho toll yon sot to take It, then don't take It. He knows. Leare iwith him. We ere willine. J. C. AYKB tX.. Lowell. M. She Doesn't Approve His Taste. "Does Mrs. Grigsby allow her hus band's fiiends to smoke in the house?" "Not if Grigsby furnishes the cigars." ABSOLUTE SECURITY, Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of i. 5ee Facsimile Wrapper Below. Trr small aad as eaar totakesussajrax. FOB HEADACHE FOB DIZZINESS. FDR BILIOUSNESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. ' FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. AW FOR THE COMPLEXION Best oh Earth Because it Is made of the best material possible to buy. The manufacturers absolutely pay 2 to 35 per cent above the market price of beat grades of wagon timber for the privilege of cul ling over and skimming off the cream of tho wagon stock, which is carried for 3 to 6 years be fore making up. which means an investment io wood stock of nearly one million dollars. MITCHELL Wagons are unsurpassed for quality, proportion, finish, strength and light running. Why take chances on any other? Why not get the beat? A -MI1'CHEM Mltchmll, Lowia Stmvar Co. Portland. Seattle. Spokane. Botaa, Agents Everywhere. THE NEW PENSION LAWS CARTER'S fflVER JjiUSa a j CURE SICK HEADACHE. 1 1 . Mitohell Wagon. I OTREiH Apply to Nathan Bickpobd, ATTOBNKY, WASHINGTON, D. C. kill the lico. Never fails. . . E. J. BOW EN, Coast Agents, Portland, Ore., and Seattle, Wash. EDUCATE YOUR BOWELS Don't, neglect the slightest sign of irregularity but see that you have at least one natural, easy movement a day. Pills, salts and black draughts are dangerous because they strain and weaken the bowels., what you want is a mild but sure tonic laxative, that tones and strengthens the bowels and ' stimulates their movements. Such a laxative is CASCARETS, and when you try them, you will find that it is the easiest thing in the world to make and keep your bowels clean and regular, strong and healthy. Sample box JOc Month's treatment 50c By keeping the bowels clean, all serious disorders are PREVENTED GUARANTEED 11 kiil tosrotber. It U a watt wiimj, j"" l.r. Bealth will balt tr SCHOOLS HKD COLLEGES. 1S70 fW Bajw HMIH, f Trmimtnm WrUm c r ' HOITT'S SCHOOL Farenta deairlnr home lnfinences. beautiful nrroandings, perfect oUmato, careful auper- vision, and thorough, mental, moral and phya- leal traininc for their bora, will find all ineae requirement fully met at Hoitt'a School, Henlo rark, San Mateo County, Cat. k fUtnd for Catatonia. Tirol ta year Dogma a-ajran mo. IRA a. HOITT. Ph. p.. Principal. Columbia University Boarding School for Young In . Finest situation on Pacific Coast, Ex cellent Faculty. Largest indoor college athletic field In the world. Orer half an acre under an arched root. Catalogues Free. g ' Address , ' S REV. M. A; QUINLAN, C. S. C jsj University Park, Oregon 9(1 3tf 1 IF ITS MONOPOLE, I IT'S THE BEST S In Coffee, Spices, Baking Powder, g Canned Goods and other Grocer- ies." Insist on Monopole. WADHAMS KERR BROS., Packers. Sj Portland. S 3 FOR SALE. One Second Hand Nichols & Shepard Separator, size 40-60, with wind stacker, only run 40 days; a bargain. Inquire of JOHN POOLE, Foot Morrison St., Portland, Or, j S THRESHERMEN, 1 ATTENTION! GREATBARGAINSALEi Second-hand Threshing Machinery. A SNAPI Engines from $150 up. Separators from ?50 up. Horsepowers, Feeders and Baggers at all prices. We have second-hand Advanee, Rus sell, Gaar Scott, Case and a few Pitts. It Sou want A OOOD TH1NO write us for st and special prices. BRANCH BOUSES: Spokane, Wash. Portland, Ore. BUFFALO PITTS COMPANY. S 5XS! Survivors of Indian Wars or Widows of Such as are Deceased: By recent act of congress yoa have a claim for pension at the rateof S8.00 per month. Send to ma for application. A ddress T. W. Tallmadge, Wash- ' ington, D. C. A Pension Attorney for forty years- Old Indian War Pensions Congress has just passed a law granting pen sions to the survivors and to the widows ot de ceased soldiers of the Oregon, Washington . and California Indian wars of 1847 to 1856. Full in- i formation will be sent by Byington & Wilson. ! No. 728 Seventeenth Street, Washington, D. C. or Branch office No. 442 Farrott building, San Francisco., CaL Fees limited by law, ' Cripples, We guarantee to help you. We have largest factory west of Chicago Look Here! braces, deformity apparatus and all kinds crlp- i I t .. muvlfl .hmt. mnil.. Wrl 1 Pica ni'i'i" i o. -1 ...... .. us and we'll show you latest appliance for your case. Western Aluminum Artificial Limb Co. 227i Washington St. 110) Second St. Portland, Oregon. ' K. F. N. V, Ho. 33 108. HEN wrltfng to advertisers please tioat thla paper. 8 0 PRUSSIAN. LICE KILLER kills Pn,,Ui.xr Easily appnea -ainx perenc.. tiest boxes, etc.. and the fumes Sold by dealers, 50c and $i.oo per can.. Albert BlocVer of Chanhissen, Ml", bought a can ot Prussian Lice Killer and nstdmhoroalnly three tinwa Tand cleaned his poultry house entirely free from UandnUttsi Before using, the poultry house was alive with red lice and mites. X H. H.loa.r'oY! IXZSMlS&e for lie. on bogs, and 1. worth are times Its cost. . rue utc .sin MiTcrs. BY NEVER SOLD IN BULK. CVKEi Ft-re Tears aes -aa sold. Mow It I llllon boxes m rjremter taaa ,nteklT rollew nd to will "L-.f