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About Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909 | View Entire Issue (July 1, 1902)
1 uraggewijoivn Fee line c - In the loins. Nervousness, unrefreshing sleep, despon dency. It Is time yon were doing something. The kidneys were anciently called the reins in your case they are holding the reins and driring you into serious trouble. Hood's Sarsaparilla Acts with the most direct, beneficial effect on the kidneys. It contains the best and safest substances for correcting and toning these organs. London Likes Fowls. It is the opinion of leading salesmen that London consumes no fewer than 15,000,000 fowls a year, which if evenly divided among the population would allow about three per head per annum. Prove It "We want you to prove oar state ment that Monopole Spices are the purest and Etrongest in the world. To enable yon to do so we will send a 10 cent tin of White Pepper or Cayenne or Ginger or other variety, if you will send us two 2-cent stamps for postage and give us the name and address of your grocer. Prize coupons packed with every can. Send to Wadbams & Kerr Bros., Portland Or. Morocco Mail Carriers. Mail carriers iu Morocco are said to avoid the risk of losing their places by oversleeping by tving a string to one foot and setting the end on fire before going to sleep. The string, they know rom experience, will burn so long, and when the fire reaches their foot it is time for them to get up. A bottle of Hamlin's Wizard Oil is a Medicine Chest in itself : it cures pain in every form. 50 cents at druggists. Goats' Milk. A German sanitarium regrets that so little use is made of goats' milk. Its advantages over cows' milk are that it is richer, more like human milk and absolutely free from germs of tubercu losis. Barely Possible. "Wonder what makes the funny man look so glum?" queried the horse re porter. "Prehaps he is out of humor," sug gested the snake editor; - A Difficult Case. First Lawyer How did yon come out in settling up old Gotrox's estate? Second Lawyer It was a hard strug gle. "Yes; I had hard work keeping the heirs from getting part of the estate." Ohio State Journal. Stimulus. Critic Well, Dick, I suppose you owe all that you are to your wife. Successful Author No. I think I owe a) out thiee-fourths of my stimulus to all those other women who wouldn't have me. The Letter "E." "E" is the most common letter. In 1,000 letters "e" occurs 137 times in English, 184 times in French, 145 in Bp nish, 178 in German. Pepper and Cream. A dash of black pepper, says an old housekeeper, greatly improves vanilla ice cream. The North Sid of a Tree The side of a tree on which most of the mose is found is the north. If the tree be exposed to the sun, its heaviest and longest limbs will be on the south aide. Made a Beginning. "Miss Frocks has reached her de clining years." "Nonsense," replied Gargoyle. "She's not more than twenty-five." "But she has declined half a dozen men." North American. Hungry, but Fastidious. "Lady," said the wayfarer, "I can't eat these scraps." "You can't?" said the housewife. "Why ,you just told me you were bo hungry you could eat a house." "Yes, mum; but I meant a porter house." Chicago News. Accounted For. Gladys So Ferdy has been tracing back his ancestors? Ethel Yes, and found his first an cestor was a garbage contractor. "I thought he seemed 'in.the dumps' about something." Judge. Books in Germany. The largest circulaton attained for a novel in Germany is that of "Ekke hard," by Schaffle, and it has reached but 180,000 in fifty years. Deserved Better. He Do you mean to say the plumb er has not been here yet? She No; isn't it shameful? And we are such good customers; our plumbing is nearly always out of order! G ray "My hair was falling out and turning gray very fas. But your Hair Vigor stopped the filling and restored the natural color." Mrs. E. Z. Benomme, Cohoes, N. Y. It's impossible for you not to look old, with the color of seventy years in your hair ! Perhaps you are seventy, and you like your gray nair! If not, use Ayer's Hair Vigor. In less than a month your gray hair will have all the dark, rich color of youth. SI.M a kettle. AH racftats. If yonr druggist eannet anpply you, send as one douar aa will expraaa you a bottle. Be sere and give tba name of jour nearest express office. Addreaa, J. C A.YE& C(J Lowell, Haas. THE AMERICAN BOY. Ton say yon were "born here that settles tbe matter;" Not quite; perhaps much as tbe marching Dd noise, Tbe burning of powder, tbe din and tbe clatter On Fourth of July making soldiers of boys. Ton see, tbe American standard was set Quite high at the first, and it's rising still higher; No American boy is allowed to forget That be cannot be great through the fame of his sire. Tbe men who are great on our history's page That speaks of our work for our first hun dred years. Whose fame im increasing as sge after age Bolla backward, to drown in the gulf of the years. Are great from tbe fact that tbey stood' for tbe right. Regardless of person, of place, or of pelf; Tbey battled each evil that rose into sight For the good of their fellows, forgetful of self. This is what is expected. Ton may have been born In the slums of a city, or far in the West 'Mongst the shimmering plumes of the ripening corn; Or first saw tbe light where a king's gold en creqt Overashadowed the land; where the poor turned their eyes From their hovels, far out over mountain ana wave. To the sunset Republic, where liberty's skies Smiled down on the homes of the free and the brave. Being born an American, can't be denied Gives a man a fair start on the highway of fame. Or of wealth, or whatever else he may de cide To deserve, to achieve and attach to his name. But whoever would win must be ready to work; He must earn and secure before he may enjoy; In all the wide field there's no sheaf for tbe means this to be an American boy. You may. not be selected for perilous trips Over mountains and glaciers, or sail in the van Of the fleet for entrapping an enemy's ships. Then take to the waves on a catamaran. But you must be ready, and stand by your guns. Wherever you find them, as firm as tbe earth. If you would be proved one of Uncle Sam's sons By lawful adoption of fortunate birth. Then hold your bead high, your eyes on the stars And stripes of our banner, your hand firm ana sure; Ton will win, though you carry an enemy's Oalahad strong because you are pure. Stand fast for the right. Look well to your ways; Build your life of pure gold, with no grain of alloy; Do your best if you'd win yourself loftiest praise. And deserve to be called an American boy. Margaret Holmes Bates. f A Premature Fourth, t BT TAUL ISOELOW B- NCIP1ENT Fourth of July enthu siasm was astir as the Millville ac commodation rolled into the depot, discharging a cheery-faced, portly gentle man of 50, carrying a bulging satchel. He came out on the "market street" in time to get a shower-bath from a pack of firecrackers flung by a crowd of urch ins, enveloping him in a veritable "blaze of glory!" "Hi! you young imps!" he roared but the coterie only grinned, for their victim was chuckling as though he enjoyed the excitement, tossed them a quarter, and laughingly strolled over to the farmers wagons lining the square. "There's the best-uatured man 1 ever did see!" the occupant of one was re marking as the man sauntered up. "Any of these rigs going down the old Fork Road?" he inquired." "1 am," nodded the other "thirty miles." "A lift of two will suit me." "Jump in. I say, stranger, you're the beamingest mortal 1 ever sot eyes on: I'd a-chased those bothersome kids with the whip lash." "Pshaw was a boy myself once," re torted the traveler. "And beaming? Why shouldn't I be? Just back from the Philippines, easy conscience, some money, and come home to have a jolly Fourth with my best friends." Rolfe Burton, an orphan from an early age, had experienced some hard knocks and single-handed, had fought his way to quite a competency. Two miles from Millville lived the only relatives he knew. They were the Phil lips and the Ames families, occupying neighboring farms his half-cousins. He had drifted down here a few years back, and they had made it very pleasant for him. Especially had young George Ames put himself out to entertain him, and quite naturally winsome, warm-hearted Alma Phillips discovered a kindred friendship. A great idea came into Burton's mind; these two were made for one another. They were very young only sixteen then but mutually in love. It would be the object of his life to nurture their pretty engagement. They would marry, he would endow George with a farm, sug gesting a life-tenancy for himself as a compensation. Then came up the Spanish war. Burton caught the martial fever at home and the real malarial in the Philippines. Now he was coming back to carry out his original plans, and was joyful as a vaca tion school boy, as be jumped down from the wagon. "Hello!" he expanded, as he neared the Fhillips farm. "There's old Seth, sure! Hit" roared the great, bluff fellow, and nearly shook his cousin off the hay rake with the suddenness of his hail. "Well! well!" spoke the farmer, star ing. "This is a surprise!" "Thought it about time for a wedding see?" rollicked Burton. "So, bobbed down on you hey?" "Wedding who's? muttered Seth, crabbedly. "Who?" retorted Burton. "Who should it be but George and Alma?" "Shet up!" shouted Phillips, savagely. "Don't mention any Georges, or Ames, or that rascally tribe, to me!" "Eh! what's happened here?" stared the astounded visitor. "Go up to the house. I'm busy, but'll hurry through and join you soon. Hold on say. Burton: you're not going down to see Si Ames?" challenged Seth rough ly. "Why not?" "Then drop me that's all! Tin through with that rubbish; you can't be my friend and his'n, too!" "Whew!" whistled Burton, trudging on. He sat down by the wayside, finally, nis wits were askew. What, indeed, was happening? Things seemed turned all topsy-turvy! . lie got up as he saw a light buggy ap proaching, and recognized old Lawyer Russell. There was an interchange of greetings. The attorney stated he was going first to the Phillips farm, then on to Ames place. "I'll go with you. Anything valuable here. Squire?" asked Burton, as he plac ed his satchel behind the seat next to the attorney's document bag. UNCLE SAM One hundred and twenty-six years old b'gosh! Minneapolis Journal. "Nothing but the papers in this pes tiferous dispute between Ames and Phil lips," answered Russell. "Because I've got some extra hazbard- ous in my satchel !" half-laughed Bur ton. "How's that?" "A dozen genuine double-headed Chi nese giant fire-bombs. Brought 'em clear from Manila to celebrate Fourth of July with the Phillips kids. Looks, though," suggested Burton, ruefully, "as if there isn't going to be much celebrating around these parts!" "I fear not," gravely replied Kussell. "I suppose you know the bone of conten tion between these two stubborn-headed old fellows?" "I don't, but I want to know," assert ed Burton. "Well, you remember the eighty-acre strip that lies between the two farms belongs to the Morris estate. Last year Ned Morris leased it for ten years to Ames.. Same time, unknowingly, Lida Morris leased It to Phillips. Both claim ed it. Neither would give in. They've fought like cats and dogs over their re spective claims. I suggested they use it alternate years. No go. I've got the leases in my document bag there, and I've come down to see if they won't fix the matter up." When they reached the Phillips farm a joyous brood of children surrounded "Uncle Rolfe." He was kept busy dis tributing newly minted dollars , and agreeing to help them shoot off their fireworks, and act the festive old boy gen erally. Provided with the means of replenish ment, the children set off some of their stock in hand. Meantime, old Seth came in from the fields. , Burton sat on the veranda, watching the stubborn-eyed farmer while the lawyer explained that he and 'Ames must compromise or go to law. "Law be it!" cried Seth. "I'll never give in." Bang! An awful clatter rent the air. The spot where they had left the lawyer's horse and buggy was a maelstrom of fire and detonation.. "My double-headed Chinese bombs!" . cried Burton. "My legal document . bag! quavered Russell. This had happened: The youthful Phil lips brood had thrown some crackers into the buggy, fire had communicated to the contents, there had been an explosion, and Uncle Rolfe's cherished importations had gone up in smoke! "Hurrah for the Fourth of July!" Uncle Rolfe waved his hat with a will. "But it isn't the Fourth of July yet !" piped a tiny nephew. "Hurrah for the third of July, then!" roared the whole-hearted visitor. "Glory! Buggy blown to flinders, horse run away, Lawyer Russell scared to death, but all the same hurrah!" There was cause for jubilation. Uncle Rolfe had come as the good angel of the occasion. Now, four hours after the explosion, two shame-faced neighbors shook hands, and "made up," and meekly smiled upon happy Alma and George, cooing among the rose bushes. The explosion had ended "litigation," for it had blown to flinders both of the leases that made the eighty acres a bone of contention. "Two well-disposed, lifetime-friend cronies fighting over a bit of land!" ral lied Burton. "You stubborn old noodles, I'll soon settle that. Know what I'm go ing to do?" All hands looked expectant, for Uncle Rolfe was always doing something great. "I've deputized Russell to buy the eighty acres for me. You, Seth, shall have half of it to till; you, Si, the other half for a year." "And then?" inquired both" farmers in a voice. "Why, then," crowed Uncle Rolfe. rap turously, "I shall give it to George and Alma. The thing's settled they're going to get married next Fourth of July!" George Wore False Teeth. During the latter part of his life Wash ington wore false teeth, made by a dent ist named Greenwood. His teeth did not fit well and pushed out his lower lip. He had a lot of trouble with. his teeth, and there is in existence a copy of a letter which his dentist wrote to him a year before he died. The dentist tells Washington that the old set of teeth which he sent him from Philadelphia was very black, and that it must have been discolored by his soaking them in port wine or by his drinking too much port wine. He warus Washington that all wines containing acid are bad for the teeth, and advises him to take out his teeth after dinner and put them in clean water, and should any holes be eaten in them by the acid, to fill them with wax arid seal them tight with a piece of red hot iron, such as a nail. He closes his letter as follows: "If your teeth grows black, take some chalk and a pine or cedar stick; it will rub off. If yon want your teeth more yellow, soak them in broth or pot liquor, but not in tea ox acids. To preserve teeth they must be very often changed and cleaned, for whatever attacks them must be replaced as often, or it will gain CELEBRATES. to-day, and feelin' frisky ez a kitten, ground and destroy the works. The two sets. I repaired is done on a different plan than when entirely new, for the teeth are screwed on the barrs instead of hav ing the bars cast red hot on them, which is the reason " I believe they dissolve so soon near to the barrs." Signed your very humble servant, John Greenwood. Dated New York, Dec. 23, 1T98. " - Adepts in Art of Hazing. Hazing is no longer confined to the colleges where men receive a "higher education." The girls of Sage College, the institution endowed by the wife of New York's famous dealer in puts and calls, hare risen in their might and de clare that such pleanastries shall here after be a part of the institution's cur riculum. The other night the freshman toastmistress was "suddenly set upon by the sophs." says a veracious chron icler, but the freshmen "held their ground bravely and a long struggle fol lowed." The toastmistress was cap tured, but afterward escaped. Anoth er freshman speaker, however, was ta ken, "hustled into a cab and driven around the city during the entire even ing." being released only after she had made a speech, standing in front of the restaurant where her classmates were making as merry as they could without her, "extolling the sophomore class." A form of iuterclass pleasantry said to be much in favor among the young women of Welles-ley is the sprinkling of flonr on the locks of freshmen and sophomores, and vice versa. At Vassar the students in the second year give some form of evening entertainment in honor of the bashful newcomers. But Vassar and Wellesley are not up to date, and they are only girl's colleges, anyway. They order this matter better in Ithaca. FARMER BOY CELEBRATES. Youth of the country wakes up to the day of crackers and eloquence. The Lost Chord. At a concert given at Fakenham the orchestra, which comprised a violin and violoncello, were not well up at reading from sight. A tenor, who had been engaged tor the evening, commenced a little oper atic selection, which entirely put t'ae orchestra out Violin turned to cello and exclaimed: "Tom, duw thee know where the tenor be?" "Noa." "Well, thee keep on the open" string. I'll mouch about a bit; we'll soon find him." London Spare Moments. He Knew It Was Sarah. - An old man would not believe he could hear his wife talk at a distance of five miles by telephone. His "better half" was in a country shop several miles away where there was a tele phone and the skeptic was also in a place where was a similar instrument. On being told how to operate it he walked boldly up and shouted: "Hul loa, Sarah!" At that Instant lightning struck the telephone wire and knockVd the man down. As he scrambled to his feet he excitedly cried: "That's Sarah, every inch!" CQHSRESSf.UN ALDRIDH ENDORSES THETOHIC, PERUfU. Says "It Will Build Depleted Systea Rapidly." Up a Hon. W. F. Aldrich, . . Hon. W. F. Aldrich, congressman from Alabama, writes from Washing ton, D. C: "This is to certify that Peruna, man ufactured by The Peruna Medicine Co., of Columbus, O., has been used in my family with success. It is a tine tonic and will build up a depleted system rapidly. 1 can recommend it to those who need a safe vegetable remedy for debility." W. F. Aldrich. Catarrh of Stomach. ' "It is with pleasure I recom mend Peruna as a tonic of unusual merit. A large number of prominent members of the different orders with which I have been connected have been enred by the use of Peruna of cases of catarrh of the stomach and head ; ako in kidney complaint and weakness of the pelvic organs. "It tones up the system, aids diges tion, induces sleep, and is well worthy the confidence of sufferers of .the above complaints." H. S. Emory. A catarrh book sent free by The Pe runa Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio. An Obliging Husband. " Why do yoo offer such a large re ward for the return of that ugly dog?" "To please my wife." "But such a reward is sure to bring him back.1' "No, it won't. He's dead." More Interesting. "Were vou interested in that ac count of the Washington man who sud denly disappeared?" "Well, I'd have been more inter ested in an account, of a man who grad ually disappeared!" The Bride Was Attired" Wife (looking over old-fashioned magazine) What frights we mast have been.in 1895. Husband Yes, love is blind, all right. That's the year you married me. Colonies of European Nations. The colonies and dependencies of France covered an area in 1900 of 3,740,000. square miles with a popula tion of 66,000,000. The area of Ger man colonies and dependencies amounts to 1,027,120 square miles, with a population of 14,687,000. A Distinction. "Papa, were we descended from monkey 8." "Not all of ns, my boy. Some were ascended." Detroit Free Press. - Exclusiveness. "Pauline is very exclusive, isn't Bhe?" "Oh, yes, quite. She never intro duces an eligible man to any other girl." Numerical. "It is said that even the hairs of the head are all numbered." "Yes, I know; but a good many of them are back numbers." The Kind Yoa Have Always OIII1.MW..I.MHMW III II I fill. II M II lllllIIWMaiUiam.l,lll at .--.v - - - rv ture of Chas. H. Fletcher, and has been made under his personal supervision for over SO years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. ' Counterfeits, Imitations and Just-as-good" are but Experiments, and endanger tho health of Children Experience against Experiment. What isiCASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrnps. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Eeverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea -The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the In Use For Over 30 Years. THf CCMTftU COHMkMV. TT MURRAY RnR, NEW YORK CITY. NOTHINQSO GOOD f3 CHICKSN8 MS THE PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD It make Hen Lay and Kteps them Laying. St cure Roup, Cholera and AD . Diseases. M strengthen young chicks, and manes them grow. Price 25c and 50c 2 MT Trana- chick Mia commenced dying;, and after Fosint four down I pur chased a packac. at your PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD, which atvpped them from dying and I have constantly kept it on hand er tinea. I can recommend it a. Juat what 1 needed in raisins poultry. C R. KIGGIN, Latah. VYaih. ' K. J. BOWEJT, Const Agents. a&S) CORN! CORN SWEET CORN. 15 Varieties. FIELD FODDER CORN, 8 Varieties, POP CORN Don't Forget That - - Shorn Tipplers. - Madrid has a law by which habitual drunkards have their heads shaved every four weeks. - The Test of Expertaes. "Is he really such an expert steno grapher?" "Expertnesa is ho name for it. Why, fust for practice, he actually took down a church sewing circle discussion with out missing a word." Chicago Post. . The Written Proposal " c Scribbles I wrote a story once that came near winning a (50,000 prize. Dribbles What side-tracked you? -Scribbles The girl's father. Chi cago News. . Few Wild Animal la Ireland A curious fact about Ireland is the comparative scarcity of wild creatures. No less than 21 species common to Great Britian are unknown to Ireland. Among these are " the mole, adder, shrew, water-vole, wildcat, polecat and roedeer. Feminine Suspicion. "Miss Dimplemore says that you are very clever," said the young woman. "Indeed!" rejoined Miss Cayenne, calmly. -"Did she say it by way of intimating that I am not good looking or to suggest that I am unamiable?" Washington Star. . - The Passing of Courtesy. Young Citizen Do you really think that modern manners are degenerate? Old Citizen Oh, yes; indeed. We used to be surprised when people were rude; now we feel surprised when they are polite. Detroit Free Press. Thibet Women. In districts of Thibet a woman may have several legal husbands at. the same time, over whom ehe rales with a power that might well arouse the envy of the newest of new women. A (Suspicious Case. Greene Do you suppose Ketchum is honest, or has he designs on me, do you think? Brown Why, what has he been do ing now? Greene He borrowed an umbrella at my house last night and he returned it tbe first thing this morning. It looks suspicious, don't you think? There is a certain disease that has come down to us through many cen turies ana u older than history itself, yet very few Atttai J. nt those who have learned from bitter ex perience know anything of its nature oi characteristics. At first a little nicer oi lore appears, then glands of the neck or rroins swell; pimples break out on the breast, back or some other part of the l . . , j -, , :,i , t . uouy una oil wiia yeiiow pusLiuai uiu , the mouth and throat become sore and the tongue is at all times qadiy coatea. Headaches are frequent, and muscles and joints throb and hurt, especially during damp, rainy weather. These are some of the symptoms of that most loathsome of ill diseases, Contagious Blood Poison. ... This strange pois- ContcaglOtlS on does not affect Blood Poison -S-fflJ eaten up with it within a short time after being inoculated, while others show but slight evidence of any taint for a long time after exposure, but its tendency in every case is to complete destruction of the physical system, sooner or later. S. S. S. is a 6afe and infallible cure for this bad disease the only antidote for this specific poison. It cures Contagious Blood Poison in every form and stage thoroughly and permanently. S. 8. 8. contains no Mercury, Potash or other harmful minerals, but is strictly and entirely a vegetable remedy, and we offer Ji.ooo.oo reward for proof that it is not. nrra MrnirAI. which was estate- DEPARTMENT, ls doing- a noble work In relieving; Buffering-. Give our physicians a short history of youraae and trot their advioe. This- will coat you nothing, and what you say will he held in etrictest confidence. With their help and a copy of our book on Contagious Blood Poison you oaa manage your own oasa and cure your elf at home. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, fit. Bousrht lias born th signa Signature of Portland. Ore., and Seattle, Wasli. Farmers in the corn states are more prosperous g. It Is well to plans corn and write as for prices. LAMBERSQN, Portland, Ore. Mscast r ABSOLUTE QcmmiTV Genuine Carter's fJttle liver Pills. Oust Bear Signature of; FasvSlaaUw Wrapper Betow. Tattf -aan sua t UAjtl WO FOR DIZZINESS IriftTlt FUR RIUdUSNESS. I I IVF li FOR TORPID LIVER. ' PILLS FORCORSTirtmaii; ft I 1 rf8 FOR SALLOW SMI. I IFOR THE COMPLEXION, aTij oamuusa muotmayi iusmaturc. ' " iimmunmimtmi i CURE SICK HEADACHE.. Almost Discouraging. "We are going to have a number of becntifal libraries," said the happy man. "Yes," replied the gaunt person with the lustrous eye. ."It is a terrible responsibility to put upon this genera, tion. I don't know who is to write the books worthy of such magnificent sur roundings." Washington Star. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their Smldren during the teething period. A Woman's Aim. Justice Did you throw a brick at this man? Mrs. O'loole No, sor. Justice Then how was it that you hit him? Mrs. O'Toole Because I t'rowed it at some wan else, yer honor. Cincin nati Enquirer. IIO after lint lay' nisof br. Kline's Great Nenra Restorer. Send for FRB B9'4.00 trial bottle and treat is. m.K.H. Kn.NC.Ltd..31 ArchSUPhiladelphia.Fs, The Village Joker Has His Joke. Two Italians "with two bears wander ed into the village of Swantou yester day. The "village joker" thought it would be funny to explode a dynamite firecracker under Bruin, and lie did it. A moment later the entire population of the town took to the tall timber. All succeeded in getting away except Harvey Beecher, who loet the greater part of his trousers. Columbus Dis patch. Shake Into Tour Shoes Allen's Foot-Ease. A powder. It makes tight or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure for sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet. Bold hy all Druggists. Price 25c. Trial package mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Eoy.N.Y. A Long Day, From the northern terminus of Nor way's most northern railway the sun is constantly in sight from June 5 to July 11. Plenty Like It "Can I get this note shaved?" he timidly asked the money lender. "Gracious," exclaimed the broker as he glanced at the date, "it's old enough to need it!" Atlanta Consti tution. If It's Monopole, It's the Best In coffee, spices, baking powder, canned goods and other groceries. Insist on Monopole. WADHAMS & KERR BROS., Packers. Portland. HOW ABOUT IT? When yon strike a stamp with the ordinary push cut mower, something happens about as shown in the above Illustration, and they are all push cuts, and all will do this except the Champion Draw Cut Mower. This serves to show that pressure against the bar will raise the wheejs from ground, decrease traction and cutting power, with the Cham pion Draw Cut the contrary is the result pres sure against the bar in heavy cutting gives downward pull, holdlsg the wheels tighter to the ground. Increased traction, more, power, making the most powerful cutter on the mar ket. This fact stands undisputed, and If you want the best mower made, buy the Champion Draw Cut. Send for book of testimonial letters from hun dreds of delighted customers all over Oregon, Washington and Idaho. MITCHEIX, LEWIS A 6TAVEB CO., General Agents, Portland, Or HOITT'S SCHOOL Parents desiring home Influences, beautiful nrroiindlnffs. nerfect climate, careful suner- Tiaion, and thorough mental, moral and phys ical training for their boys, will find all these requirements fully met at Hoitt's School, Menlo Park, San Mateo County, Cal. Sena tor catalogue. Twelth year begins August 12th. IRA G. HOITT, Ph. I)., Principal. if Jff v.w.7jr t. x w jrip, Foundmd 1B70 A Homm School tor Boym MltHmry mnd Mmnuai Training YtrHo tor llluatratod Catalogue MJIIIIuiV.1 J V -J.MU ItlH 1 2) Summer Resolutions TAKE THE Keeley Curo Bare relief from liquor, opium and tobacco Habits, sena lor particulars to Keeley Institute: Moved to 420 Williams At).. Po.tland, Oregon jr. P. N. U. He. 86 1003. I tttHEH writing; to atdTertisers please If aaomti atlas thia piper.