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Eczema How it reddens the ikin, itcbea. oozes, dries and scales! Some people.call it tetter, milk crust or salt rheum. The suffering from it is sometimes in tense; local applications are resorted to they mitigate, but cannot cure. It proceeds from humors inherited or ac quired and persists until these have been removed. Hood's Sarsaparilla positively removes them, has radically and permanently cored the worst cases, and Is without an equal for all cutaneous eruptions. HOOD'S fll.L mx the best cathartic. Frtca Scant Like Them All. "This year will be the greatest in onr history." "How do yon know?" "Wei J, why shouldn't it be? Every other year has been." Indianapolis News. Mothers will find Mrs. Wins low's Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their Children daring the teething period. Fearful Thought A shadow crossed the young man's face. "Can it be that we will make a mistake in marrying?" he queried, anxiously. "How you frighten me!" ecxlaimed the maid. "Let's have another wed ding rehearpel right away." Philadel phia Record. CIT Permanently Cure!. Ko fits or nerrousnest lllO alter iirst -lav's -iterf Ir. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. Snd tor FllEK S'J-OOtrial bottle and treat. Is. X)s.n. Ji KiiM. ua..uji Arcbst..riuiaaeipma,r, Explained- "it seems to me, said the young housewife, "there's entirely too much water in the milk you serve." "It won't occur again, ma'am," said the foxy milkman. "You see, the farmers' man has been giving the cows too much salt and it made 'em very thirsty. The farmer's got a new man now." Baltimore News. Shake Into Tosr Shoes. Allan's Foot-Ka.se, a powder. It cures painful, swol len, smarting, nervous feet, and Instantly takes we sting out or corns ana Dumous. At all urug- g-ists, cents. Accept xno Muostitute. 'iTiai facte age Free. Address, Allen S. Olmsted, Leltoy , N. Y, Steam Laundry in Siberia. An American company recently shipped a complete steam laundry out fit to Vladivostock, Siberia. It is the first of its kind in that part of the world, and will be capable of handling 4,000 pieces of linen a dav, with its washers, its centrifugal wringers and its large mangel. Why suffer yourself, or let others suf fer pain when relief may be had at once by using Hamlin's W izard Oil. New Remedy. German physicians are applying new remedy lecithine to the cure of diseases which require treatment of the nerves and nutrition. Lecithine and its compounds are said to have a tend ency to increase weight and growth. The grocer who wants to sell you Baking Powder of a certain brand be cause it is cheap, generally has very little to say of its quality. Poor, cheap, alum Baking Powders are worse than none at all are positively iniuri ous to health. By a chemical analysis, Monopole Baking Powder tests higher in quality and purity than any other sold in this country. Try it and if you don't think so your grocer will refund your money. If your grocer doesn't handle Monopole groceries, send his name to Wadhams & Kerr Bros., Port land. Caiy Problem in High School. To see objects at a distance of 100 miles the observer must be standing at a height of 6,667 feet above the level of the sea. The rule is that the dis tance in miles at which an obbject on the earth's surface may be seen is equal to the square root of one and a half times the height of the observer in feet above the sea level, allowance being made for the effect of atmospheric re fraction. A Sly Dog. Mrs. Wood by (mournfully) Ah, yes, tne nre was most disastrous. All our family heirlooms were utterly destroyed an irreparable loss, in fact. Mr?. Pepperv The ideal And didn't you havo them insurtl at all? Phila delphis Press. No Money In Bicycles. Of all the bicycle factories in Ger many only six paid dividends la6t year. Fifteen laruo factories are on the point of going out of business. Catarrh has become such a common disease that a person entirely free from this disgusting complaint is seldom met with. It is customary to speak of Catarrh as nothing more serious than a bad cold, simple inflammation of the nose and throat. It is, in fact, a complicated and very dangerous disease ; if not at first, it Very soon becomes so. The blood is quickly contaminated by the foul secretions, and the poison through the general circulation is carried to all parts of the system. Salves, washes and sprays are unsatis factory and disappointing, because they do not reach the seat of the trouble. S. S. S. does. It cleanses the blood of the poison and eliminates from the system afl catar rhal secretions, and thus cures thoroughly and permanently the worst cases. Mr. T. A. Williams, a leading- dry-gcoda chant of Spartanburg. 9. C, writes : For : mer- yeais I bad a sever ease or auual Catarrh, with all the eHaaaraeable elects which belong; to that disease, af which make life painful a ad Madura bl. I used medicine prescribed by taacjiaa; physlciaas ana eugf estea by nvusbers f friends, but without mttiar any better. I Ohs began to tah f. 3. at It a the desired affect, a d cured mhmr V ) v IvatMa bottle. In my pinion S. S. U the only medi etas now la nan that will effect a permanent cur is the only purely veg etable blood purifier known, and the great- est of all blood medi cines and tonics. If you have Catarrh doa't wait until it hacamis dap-aated and chronic, but be aria at once the use of S. S. S., and send for ur book on Blood and Skin Diseases vbA write our physicians about your case v TNI ;WlfT IMCIHC ATLANTA, of Catarrh." xfelilvention Three electrical furnaces of 500 horse power each have been erected at Ca- monica, in the north of Italy, where the manufacture of vis iron by the Stassano patent will be engaged in. The Chinese court may appoint six foreigners,-' expert specialists, as au thorities on international law and finance, and on military, naval, parlia mentary, domestic and governmental affairs. South Australia possesses one of those rarely occurring sink-holes, the bottom of which lies below the level of the sea. An expedition, led by Pro fessor J. W. Gregory, has started out to Investigate this Australian depres sion, which is known as the Lake Eyre Basin. One object of the explorers is to obtain light on the unexplained na tlve traditions concerning giant ani mals said formerly to have inhabited the basin. Not long ago the perfectly preserved body of a man was discovered In sealed-up cave in the French Pyrenees, where stone was being quarried. Be side him were some implements of stone and a drinking cup made of bark. There were also the remains of a fire, and some bones of animals, which fell into dust soon after being exposed to the air. The body was wrapped in what is probably the skin of a cave bear. The man must have been large and athletic. The Cunard Company has ordered two new ships intended to excel any nitnerto planned in their ocean-going speed. Twenty-five knots, or 28.8 miles. per hour will be the contract speed, to develop which engines of 47,000 horse power will be required. The turbine principle may be employed instead of engines of the usual form, and this is expected to afford a very desirable ab sence of the vibration which Is so dis agreeable to many passengers in the swift ships hitherto built Several methods of applying electrici ty to hasten the growth and develop ment of vegetation have been tested ia Germany. One plan is simply to elec trify the air about the growing plants by passing a current through a system of barbed wires from the points of which the electricity is discharged. An other way Is to submit the seeds to an electric current before they are planted or sowed. Both of these methods are said to have given favorable results. but the best plan yet tried ia that of passing a feeble current of electricity through the soil. A market gardener near Taterson, X. J., Is said to have trebled the productiveness of his beds of carrots, beets and other vegetables by sending through them a current de rived from the power cable of a trolley- line. A Hungarian chemist has discovered that some of the salt lakes in Transyl vania present the peculiarity of a layer or warm or even hot, salt water, be tween two bodies of colder water. Thus In the Medoc Lake the surface temper ature in summer is about 70 degrees. but at a depth of a little more than four feet the temperature becomes 132 de grees, but declines again to 66 degrees at the bottom. The surface water is fresh, but the warm water beneath is intensely saline, and the explanation of the difference of temperature is that, since the specific heat of salt water is less than that of fresh water, the salt water Is more easily heated by the sun, and haviug risen to a higher tempera ture than that of the overlying fresh water, retains its heat because the fresh water prevents its escape by radiation, it is suggested that some use might be found for these natural reservoirs, or a'cu'uulators, of solar heat. DAMAGES WERE RECOVERED. Employment Bureau lias to Make Good Loss by Theft of Domestic. One morning a few weeks ago a dentist with a large aud lucrative prac . lee in Paris, awoke to make the very disagreeable discovery that a maid whom lie and his wife had engaged some days before had flitted, carrying nvay with her all the money and jew elry on which she could lay her hands. together with gold which he used for professional purposes, and last, not least, a goodly collection of sets of false teeth belonging to or destined for different patients. One of these, indeed. Is said to have been the prop erty of a former minister of world wide reputation, while it is even assert ed with bated breath that a certain ootli, which had also been annexed by the girl, who Is evidently no respecter of persons, had garnished the mouth of a policeman who is in such an ex alted position that he acknowledges no superior. Be that as It may, the robbery was extremely annoying, since, besides the loss of the valuables, the worthy dent ist was placed on the horns of a di lemma with regard to some of his most eminent patrons. The maid had been secured by him and his wife at a registry omce, Dy which she had been warmly recommended as a young woman of the utmost honesty, who had recently come up from the coun try, and was therefore without gnlle. So her employers imagined that they had lighted npon a veritable treasure, and great was their disappointment and Indignation when they realized the extent of the diaster which bad be fallen them. Their wrath increased when the den tist betook himself to the prefecture of police to report the theft and to stimulate the energy of the authorities. He was shown the photograph of the girl, who had been "wanted" for some time, and with good reason, for, as one official put it, "yours Is the eighth place which she has cleaned out in this way, and we have been looking for her for months." But." objected the dentist, "at the registry office, where I picked her up. I was told that she had just arrived from the country with the best of characters." "Well, that Is a good joke," replied the functionary. "Why, we had sent a photograph to that very house with a note to the effect that we were In search of her, as she had committed seven robberies. They packed the young woman off to you instead of to us. although we. too, ad a. plae for her which, when she is caught, she will keep for some time." On the strength of this disclosure the dentist took legal action against this particular servants' registry office, claiming damages to the amount of 401). The ease has come before the civil court of the Seine, with the re sult that 200 has been accorded to the plaintiff, the judgment setting forth that as these offices enjoy a regular monopoly it is their bounden duty to be careful and not to welcome all the adventurers who may apply to them. Meanwhile, says the London Telegraph's Paris letter, the thief has successfully defied all the exertions which have been made to find her. WIVES AND BEATINGS. Women Discuss the Amount of Abuse Their Sex Should Endure. "How much beating should a wife bear before she made up her mind to leave her husband?" was one of the main subjects discussed to-day at the women's conference of the In-His-Name Society in All Souls' Church, at Madison avenue and GCth street. In the opinion of Mrs. Louise Seymour Houghton, editor of a religious news paper, the wife should submit rather than leave her husband to be at the mercy of bad influences. Mrs. Hougton said that, although there were times in the present state of society when a divorce seemed neces sary, a higher and more ideal state would make such a thing impossible. She called attention to the stormy do mestic life of the prophet Hosea, in order to show to what extent one part ner should bear with the indiscretions and the sins of the other. The sentiments produced a sensation, and there was a murmur of dissent. One of those present asked if the woman Injured by an intoxicated hus band should remain with him. Mrs. Houghton said that she had known many noble wives and mothers whose husbands had beaten them every Satur day night. The speaker said that it would be better for the family If the injured wife had the grace and the strength of mind, and, above all, the love for her husband, to hold to her family relations. Mrs. Elizabeth B. Grannis suggested that such treatment of a wife on the j part of a husband was degrading to the marriage relation. Mrs. Houghton an swered that one soul could not degrade another without that soul's consent She said that she had known in the lower walks of life of husbands who had beaten and Ill-treated their wives, and that, after all, they had come around all right; whereas, if the wives had left their lords and masters, the men might have gone irretrievably to the bad. "What I wish to ask," said Mrs. Ar thur Smith, "is, how long should a wife submit to beating before she leaves her husband?" "Mrs. Houghton, if I understand her correctly," replied Mrs. Grannis, "said there was no limit. Now, there was John Wesley, whose wife dragged him around the house by the hair of his head. It seems to me that it would have ! been more dienified had he resented it." i New York Correspondence Baltimore Sun. Fatal Mistake. A new member of Congress was very anxious to get upon the good side of Su perintendent Smith of the botanic gar dens, so that some flowers and potted plants might be sent to his home. As every one knows. Smith is a fine old Scotchman, who worships the memory of "Bobbie" Burns, and has pi-obably the finest and most complete collection of editions of Burns' works in the world. When, therefore, the new member went to Smith he resolved to say some thing which would please the lover of Burns. When he entered Smith's II brary he looked with interest upon the books. 'I always did love Jimmie Burns' poems, remarked tne new member. "1 never saw such a fine collection of his works. I think Jimmie Burns was - j of the greatest men who ever lived." At this point Mr. Smith could contain himself no further. " 'Jimmie' Burns:'' he exclaimed, angrily. "Tommy Well ington! Sammy Bonaparte! Get out!" And then the new member realized that he had made a mistake. Washing ton Post. At an Abnormal Angle. Any one who rests his head on a pil low and bolster while he is sleeping is slowly but surely committing suicide, says a French physician. The only nat ural position for a man while sleeping Is the horizontal one, and the first thing to do in order to accustom one's self to it is to remove the bolster. Within a few months one will be able to sleep much more calmly than ever before, and, moreover, the general health will be much improved. This statement is not made lightly, but is the result of long experience. The next step is to re move the pillow, for not until then will the circulation of the blood be as free as it should be. The pillow and bolster keep the head and neck at an abnormal angle, and consequently the sleeper's entire body remains during the night in an uncomfortable position, and one which impedes the free course of the blood through the vessels and organs. A Trust There, Too. - "But." we say to the Intrepid polar , mlAua 'H A vman a- fAnta a)-ia nnai til Lpiwx, w m come depressed for lack of home ties ana nome i-uVu m.e m iuB iroeu , , v.:i it. I north v Oh, I don't know," he carelessly re sponds. "Why, it is very homelike up there. Fresh meat is quoted at 55 pound." Baltimore American. In the Campaign. "I believe," said the candidate, "that the State wants me." Terhaps," replied his friend. "But the voters may refuse to honor a requisition." Atlanta Constitution. When I die," said a man the other day, "I don't want any one sent for. I don't want a crowd around to see me die, and I want to be buried as quietly and quickly as possible." When you abuse any one, and your listener says nothing when you get through, how flat you feel. If you work for a woman, you have to earn every cent coming to yon. NATIVE OF MARTINIQUE. Empress Josephine, Wife of Napoleon, Bora There of especial historic Interest is the ill fated island of Martinique, whose blackened, lifeless ruins tell the story f a lery visitation exceeding that of Pompeii. It was on this isle of tropical luxuriance that the Empress Joseph Ine, first wife of Napoleon Bonaparte, was born In 1753. Her father came from an estate near Blois, France, emigrating to Martnique ad locating In the little hamlet of Trols-Ilets, to serve as a naval officer mndor the Marquis de Banuharnais, thea ia command of the island. Her mother. Rose Claire de Verges de San- nols, belonged to a family which had likewise settled In the colonies. A long, low building, set in the midst of a picturesque and richly wild growth of wood and tangled shrubbery, was the home in which was born the child, Marie Josephine Rose Tascher de la Pagerie, destined to one day grace the court of an Emperor. Her days of childhood were spent in this smiling atmosphere and it was here that the warm, free, generous BIRTHPLACE OF JOSEPHINE. characteristics that made her the re cipient of a nation's homage and love were imbued Into her nature. She had servants to attend her every wish from the time she was able to lisp a com mand. Her life was free from care; there was nothing but laughter and gaiety for the youthful Josephine. She was really a queen before she could talk, an empress in face before she ever saw the shores of France. But as she advanced in years her life became more ruffled with the cares and disappointments of the world. When but 16 years of age she was married to the Viscount de Beau harnais in France. The marriage prov ed an unhappy one and the couple were subsequently divorced. In 1790 she became the wife of Na poleon Bonaparte and until he separat ed himself from her to marry Maria Louisa in 1S09, she followed him in his checkered career with unfaltering love and devotion. By her Invariable good ness she won the hearts of the people and even the admiration and esteem of her opponents. When Napoleon di vorced her, the crowned beads of Eu rope offered her protection and estates. but sne remained at her former court of Maimaison until death claimed her in 1814. Her remains now rest in a marble tomb within the. church at Hueil. WINDS LIKE A WATCH. In Santa Anna, Cal., is a man who has built for his own use an automobile that is certainly a curiosity. It is built on the Waterbury watch idea. Its pro pelling power comes from a huge spring. There are three other smaller springs from which power is also ob tained It uses no fuel, and all that is necessary to get it ready for the start is to work a lever which winds up the spring. The Santa Anna man has made nu merous excursions on country roads with his curious little machine, and has never had a breadkdown. The en tire machine weight but 410 pounds, and it has attained a speed of fifteen miles an hour on a level road. It Is not good at hill climbing. The machine will run under ordinary circumstances about ten miles on one winding. The Inventor does not claim that he has made any great discovery, and does not propose to build machines for the market. He built this one for his own use and amusement. Are You There? If a story told in M. A. P. be true in all particulars there exists a man who has cause to regard the telephone with an unfriendly eye. It is related that one evenlng.when Prince of Wales, the King was at a public dinner at which, he was to speak. During the meal he told an equerry to send to Marlborough House for a book, to which he wished to refer for a fact. The equerry gave the necessary In structions, and the hotel manager rang the royal residence up on the telephone. After he had made himself understood ; wag of m minuIes n rang again, then again, until at . f ,"L nat-,onot ht. iitPr.,iiv - shmlted. "Are-vou-there? What in shouted: "Are you there? the world do you mean by keeping His Royal Highness waiting? Can you . find the book or not?" To his angry Arvnafnlo t!nna o ma ri a n 11 at Q nsil'Pr. "We are very sorry to keep you wait ing; we are doing our best to fin.l the book, which shall be sent on at once. Please tell my father this because he is so particular." Tableau! Hazarding a Guess. "They axe all talking in Boston about the greatest beauty at their uorst show." "Some out-of-town girL of course." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Book Agent (at door) Are you the boss of this house? Henry Peck No; I'm the boss' understudy. Talk to a hundred different men, on any subject, and you will get a hun dred different opinions. MEDICAL EXAMINER Of the United States Treas ury Recommends Pe-ru-na. Dr. Llewellyn Jordan. Dr. Llewellyn Jordan, medical ex aminer for the U. S. treasury depart ment, graduate of Columbia college, and who served three years at West Point, has the following to say of Pe runa: Allow me to express my gratitude to you for the benefit derived from your wonderful remedy. One short month has brought forth a vast change and I now consider myself a well man after months of suffering. Fellow sufferers, Peruna will cure you." Feruna immediately invigorates the nerve centers which give vitality to the mucous membranes. Then catarrh dis appears. Then catarrh is permanently cured. A free book written by Dr. Hartman on the subject of catarrh in its differ ent phases and stages, will be sent free to any address by The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio. Catarrh is a systematic disease -curable only by a systematic treatment. A remedy that cures catarrh must aim directly at the depressed nerve centers This is what Peruna does. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of Peruna write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valuable ad vice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, president of the Harmtan Sanitarium, Columbus, 0 She'll Sing Hereafter. A charming young lady, who glories in the possession of a wealth of bright auburn-colored hair, is the teacher of a Sunday school class. On a recent Sabbath the rector made the announce ment of a hymn to be sung, and, rising, waved his hands, and the organ pealed forth. "Now," said he, "ready sing." A small and precocious youth in the young woman's class said : "Why don't you sing, Miss Frisbee?" "Me? Oh, I never sing," replied the teacher, smiling her prettiest. "But," exclaimed the boy, "the minister says you must. Didn't he just say, 'Now, Reddy, eing?'" Smelling salts and numerous other restoratives had to be used to bring the teacher out of her faint. Compensation. Highblower My first daughter mar ried a poet, my second an artist, and my third a railroad magnate. Dimpleton And which couple is the most fortunate? "Oh, the first two of them. They are supported by the husband of the third." Life. Surprise. "Were you surprised when I pro posed?" he asked. "Well," she replied, thoughtfully, I wis not so surprised that you pro posed as I was that you did not propose on some previous occasions." Chicago Poet. The Freedom Seemed Queer. "Of course vou were eiven the free- dom of the city?" "Yes," answered the distinguished visitor, "hilt T had tn Irnan an rlrtsta tn a recular schedule, under the pfript sur veillance of so many committees, that it was hard to realize how free I was." Washintgon Star. .AVfcgetable Preporalionfor As similating mei oodandKeg ling the Stomachs andBowel Promotes Digesuon.Cheerfiir neas and Rest.Con tains neither Opium,MoiThiriB nor Mineral. WOT 7ARC OTIC . 7mpe aroujysmwpnxuvt fMnisJW- A perfect Remedy forConsBpa Tlon, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Fcvcrish ness and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature cf NEW "YD UK. 'm3 EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. IE 1 Newest hi Deg Cellars. Dog collars are made of all sorts of semi-precious stones in effective de sligns. One fashionable style is of many rows of coral beads .with a large clasp of brilliants. A fantastic collar is of imitation pearls, with a large vampire like buckle in front, the wings being of odd bine enamel and the eyes of blazing red stones. Dundonald as an Inventor. The Earl of Dundonald, who is com ing to Canada in command of the Do minion troops, won. distinction as a soldier in South Africa and has given his country some valuable military in ventions, notably the Dundonald gun carriage. He married Miss Winnifred Hesketh, a Welsh heiress who owns Gwyrch castle, a beautiful place near Abergele. A Modest Request. An omnivorous reader down in Ken tucky wrote to Senator Deboe for a copy of every document issued since the government was established. "I am sorry," answered Deboe, "but all the freight cars hereabouts are busy." Washington Post. Not to Be Drowned. Gyer Queer thing about the Niagara Falls, isn't it? Myer What's there queer, about it? Gyer There isn't enough water goes over it to drown the noise.' Chi cago News. A Wandering River. " During the last century the Chinese Yellow river changed its course 22 times. Its present mouth is 600 miles away from its mouth of 1800. In Memory of Dr. Johnson. Dr. Johnson's long association with 0 the Strand, London, is to be comroem orated by placing a beautiful stained glass window in St. Clement Dane's chapel. THE TWINE SITUATION. Market Has Been Advancing and Prices Are Firm. Some idea of the magnitude of the sales of twine may be gained from the fact that during the first nine months of the current fiscal year, the value of fiber imports into the United States was nearly $23,000,000.00. Every man in the Northwest who has to do with the harvesting of crops is interested in this matter. Many have pursued the old time policy of "waiting" for a break in the prices be fore they buy their twine, but, for many reasons, this year prospects are that prices will remain practically un changed, and certainly not lowered, as as the fiber for this harvest's twine has been already purchased. Some of the largest houses have sold all the twine they will be able to produce for the coming harvest, and are therefore out of the market. In a few instances it is known in the trade that travel ing ealesmen and manufacturers have cut wholesale prices in order to induce dealers to enlarge their orders for im plements, etc. But this has not been so largely done as in former years, and probably will not affect general prices at all. Prices have rarely been so firm as at present; that is to say, there has seldom been so little shading of the established prices. In past seasons at this period, manufactureres and jobbers complained frequently of cutting by competitors. Just now no complaints of this kind are heard. To sum up the situation theie is not in the fiber prices any warrant for re ducing the quotations on twine, and it probably is the best advice that can be given to dealers generally to suggest that they do not hesitate in buying all the twine they need at the present market price. We note that the sales of Standard Twine are not nearly so heavy this year as they formerly were. This is only a repetition of all past experiem e, that when an an article is gotten up to de ceive or in imitation of a better one, it is only a question of time when it is found out and is forced down to its in trinsic value. STRONGER AND BETTER THAN COMMON HALLOCK'S OR ANY OTHER BERRY BOX NEW PATENT FOLDING BERRY BOX. No Staples. No Tacks. Opens like a paper box, ready for use. IMMENSE SUCCESS. SAMPLE BOX FREE. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bough! Bears the Signature of I. h flK Use For Over Thirty Years THI CCMTAU COMPANY. NEW TO CITY. AW sfO nn GfmjHair " I have used Ayer Hair Vigor for over thirty years. It has kept my scalp free from dandruff and has prevented my hair from turn ing gray." Mrs. F. A. Soule, Billings, Mont. There is this peculiar thing about Ayers Hair Vigor it is a hair food, not a dye. Your hair does not suddenly turn black, look dead and lifeless. But gradually the old color comes back, all the rich, dark color it used to have. The hair stops falling, too. Sl.M a battle. All atanists. If your drngsist cannot supply yon, send us one dollar and we will express you a bottle. Ba sure and give tbe name of your nearest express omce. Address, J. C. AYEK CO., Lowell, Mass. How It Was Done. "I'll match you." said the sporty girl, "to tell whether I'll accept you or not." "Alas," replied the foxy suitor, "you are more than a match for me." Thus, by his compliment, he won her. Chicago Foet. Might Have Been Worse. Casey to Cassidy, who has just lost his arm in an accident) Oh, my! Oh, my! but Oi'm sorry fur ye, man. Cassidy Tut, tut! Shure, Oi'm in luck. That was the arm Oi was vac cinated on, an' :twas jist beginnin to hurt me." Philadelphia Press. He Was Next to the Game. "Put not your trust in riches," said the clerical looking man in the rusty coat. "I don't," replied the humorous looking individual, "I put my riches in trusts." Exchange. Table Talk. Mrs. Kidder So this is, really, arti ficial honey. Where does it come from? Mr. Kidder I understand it is gathered from artificial flowers by arti ficial bees. Mis. Kidder The idea! Philadel phia Press. Oasis Chat Up-to-Date. "In these sandy wastes," observed the traveler, "the camel is indeed in valuable." "Oh, yes," replied the Arab, non chalantly. "I have heard it referred to as the automobile of the desert." Golden Penny. Safe Ice. Scared Amateur Is the ice safe, my dear child? Dear Child Oh, yes, de ice is safe all right, but I don't know wedder you'll be or not. New York Journal. Accounted For. "I don't talk very well, but I think of lots of bright things sometimes." "That shows you have a good mem ory anyhow." Indianapolis News. BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY Portland, Oregon. Founded ISM i Nome School for Boys. Military and Manual Training. Write for Illustrated Catalogue. ARTHUR C. NEWILL, Principal Summer Resolutions Koeley Cure Sure relief from liquor, opium and tobacco habits. Send for particulars to If !.. .l!lnI. Moved to 420 Williams iveeiey instituts Ave.. po.tiwnd. ,eeoQ N. P. N, P. No. 23 1903. TTTBEN writing; to advertisers please I IT mention this paper. LAMBERSON, PORTLAND, OR. BUGGIES. OWe better satisfaction than anything on the market at anything like tbe price, be cause they are made of good material, to stand "Oregon roads" Iron corners on bodies, braces on shafts, heavy second rtowUi wheels, screwed rims. If you want to feel sure that you are getting your mon ey's worth, ask for a "Bee Line" or a "Mitchell" (Ilenney) Buggy. We guar antee them. M He hall, Lmmrlm A Stmvoi- Co. Seattle, Spokane, Boise. Portland, Or. WE HAVE THE LEADERS Milwaukee Mowers and Victor Rakes Wa want to send yon s Catalogue FREE. Just drop us a line. J. A. FREEMAN, Genl. Agt. 290 East Water St., . PORTLAND, OREGON. Wmlt-r A WnnH anrl Mtnnl Pvfnc .