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The Small
of the Back
That ia wheie some people feel
weak all the time.
They are likely to be despondent
and it is not unusual to find them
borrowing trouble as if they hadn't
enough already.
- The fact is their kidneys are
weak, either naturally or because
of sickness, exposure, worry or
other influences.
" I tm thankful to say." writes J. I Camp
bell, of Sycamore. 111., "that Hood's Sarsapa
riUa has enred me. For many years I was
troubled with backache. At times I was so
bad I bad to be helped from the bed or chair.
I am bow well and strong and free from pain."
What this great medicine did for him It has
done for others.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Promises to cure and keeps tha
promise. Begin treatment with
Hood's todav.
Why He Was Glad.
"Here's a queer announcement on
the bottom of the bill of fare: 'The
proprietor will be glad to receive com
plaints against the waiters."
"What's queer about that?"
"Why should the proprietor be
'glad' to receive complaints?"
"Because he knows that the cus
tomers are not geting more than their
money's worth." Catholic Standard
and Times.
Some people enjoy Rheumatism or
Neuralgia If they did not they would
use Hamlin's Wizard Oil.
A Safer Sport.
"There's one respect, at least, in
which fishing is a good deal safer sport
than hunting."
"How is that?"
"We don't make any fatal mistakes
hooking up men who happen to look
like fish." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Get a Move On t
Slow, sluggish system; lazv, leaden liver;
bilious brain I Cascarets Candy Cathartic will
make them move along. Move on 1 All drug
gists, IOC, 25c, due.
Her Opportunity.
Kate Well, I got my revenge on
Laura, after all.
Alice How so?"
Kate She let me trim a hat for her.
Somerville (Mass.) Journal.
Btatx of Ohio, City of tolkdo, j
Lucas County. (
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Is the
senior pafter of the firm of F. J. CHsarcr & Co.,
doing business in the City of Toledo, County
and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum ol ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use of Hall's Catarrh Curb.
FRANK J. CHENEY
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this Cth day of December, A. D. 1886.
i aT I A- W GLEASON,
I 1 Notary Public
Ball's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system. Bend for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, a
Bold by druggists, 75c
Hail's Family fills are the best.
A Silent Signal.
"And your husband doesn't arouse
the house when he cornea in late?"
"No; we have a speaking tube."
"And does he yell up?"
"No; he just blows his breath up. I
could tell Mr. Bender's breath in a
thousand." Chicago Newbs.
Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infal
lible medicine for coughs and colds. N.
W. Samuel. Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17,
1000.
New Millinery Requirements.
"Harrv, how do you like my new
hat?"
"I don't know, Harriet; doesn't it
need a little more fruit on top and a
little more shrubbery on the left side?"
Chicago Kecord-Herald.
Ladies Can Wear Shoes
One size smaller after using Allen's Foot Ease,
a powder. It makes tight or new shoes easy.
CHres swollen, hot, sweating, aching feet, in
growing naili), corns and bunions. All drne
Kists and slino stores. 25c. Trial package FREE
by mail. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy,
Kew York.
According to the Season.
"Would yer like ter be took ter glory
in a cherryoot er fire?"
"Well, ef 'twuz in de winter time,
mebbe I would; but in July or Augus'
I'd favor a refrigerator wid wings!"
Atlanta Constitution.
CMffil
Catarrh has become such a common
disease that a person entirely free from
this disgusting complaint is seldom met
with. It is customary to speak; of Catarrh
as nothing more serious than a bad cold,
simple inflammation of the nose and
throat. It is, in fact, a complicated and
very dangerous disease ; if not at first, it
very soon becomes so.
The blood is quickly contaminated by
the foul secretions, and the poison through
the general circulation is carried to all
parts of the system.
Salves, washes and sprays are unsatis
factory and disappointing, because they do
not reach the seat of the trouble. S. S. S.
does. It cleanses the blood of the poison
and eliminates from the system all catar
rhal secretions, and thus cures thoroughly
and permanently the worst cases.
Mr. T. A. Williams, a leading dry-goods mer
Chant of Spartanburg, S. C, mites : For yean
I baa a severe case of
nasal Catarrh, with all '
the disagreeable effects
which belong to that
disease, and which
snake life painful and
unendurable. I used
medicines prescribed by
leading phvsiciaus and
suggested by naunbera
ol irieada, but whhout
getting any better. I
then began to take S. S.
It had the desired
effect, and cured me
after takiaa- eishteea
battles. In any opinion a S. S. ia the only medi
cine now in us that will effect a permanent cure
of Catarrh."
is the only purely veg
etable blood purifier
known, and the great
I est of all blood medi
cines and tonics.
If you have Catarrh don't wait until it
becomes deep-seated and chronic, but be
gin at once the use of S. S. S., and send
tor our book on Blood and Skin Diseases
ad write our physicians about your case).
THE SWIFT SFKCJFiC C&. ATLANTA,
CUBltS WHfSJ All flSS faiis.
Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Ui
In time. Sold bv drotnrtMs.
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TEASING A YOUNG SOLDIER.
Commander of at Military Institute
Frightens a Small Cadet.
In the "Personal Recollections" of
Capt. James Dinkins Is an account of
a little cadet who suffered a severe
"scare" at the North Carolina Military
Institute. When he entered the school,
be reported at once to the president,
MaJ. H11L
"Well, sir, what Is your name?" asked
MaJ. HilL
"James Bleecker."
"Well, what Is your middle name?"
"I have' no middle name. Just
James."
The examination proceeded rather
disastrously, bat the cadet was finally
dismissed, and told to answer to his
name at reveille the next morning.
The little fellow lay awake nearly all
night, fearing he might not hear the
drum-beat; and when It sounded he
was promptly In line. The roll was
called, and each boy answered; but
when it came to "Bleecker," there-
proved to be several: H. H., H. B. and
J. J. When the last-named was called,
no one answered, and the little new
comer felt that be had been forgotten.
After breakfast, when the boys had
gone to their rooms for study, little
Bleecker beard a tap outside. He threw
open the door, and found there a ser
geant and two men, witn their guns
at a carry.
"I have orders, sir," said the ser
geant, "to arrest you and take you to
Maj. HilL"
The boy started back in genuine hor
ror and despair. He wondered if his
father had any conception of the awful
situation, and what he would say If he
knew. But there was nothing to do
but to yield, and he walked away with
his guard. As soon as they reached the
Major's presence, that officer asked:
"Why were you not at roll-call this
morning?"
"I was there," replied the boy.
"Sergeant, - did he answer to his
name?"
"No, sir."
"Well, sir, why did you not answer
to your name?"
"He did not call my name, sir. I was
there! I declare I was therel But
did not hear my name called."
"Call the roll, sergeant!" ordered the
Major.
The sergeant began, and went on un
til he reached "Bleecker, J. J."
"Stop, sir!" said the Major. "Is that
your name?"
"No, sir, my name Is James Bleecker."
"But you told me that your name was
Just James Bleecker."
"Yes, sir."
"Well, doesn't j stand for just?"
This was the Major's private joke,
which he had concocted in secret, and
at which he never smiled.
FREAKS OF NATURE.
A Monstrous Growth of Vegetation
Found in the Golden State.
"We are not so much on corn here in
California," said Seedman L. Germain,
of Los Angeles, "but In all other prod
ucts of nature we can beat the world."
He is perhaps the oldest seedman on
the Pacific coast, says a Los Angeles
letter. What he does not know about
fruit, grain and vegetables is not worth
knowing.
When asked about vegetable mon
strosities yesterday he refreshed bis
memory for a moment and then con
tinued: "Of course, yon have beard of
the big grape vine at Santa Barbara,
which covers an area of three acres of
land. Then there Is the monster rose
bush at Santa Rosa. I remember when
a boy, I marveled at the size of this
floral plant. It grew to an enormous
height and completely covered - the
house where It grew. During my life
time here in California I have handled
squashes running all the way from 150
to 300 pounds each.
"Watermelons I have seen weighing
from thirty-five to 100 pounds. Beets
are frequently known on this 'coast
weighing all the way from forty to seventy-five
pounds. Last fall I saw three
onions, the aggregate weight of which
was nearly five pounds. In the Pomona
Valley I have known-of onions weigh
ing from one and three-quarters to two
and a half pounds. Tomato vines fre
quently grow ten or twelve feet across,
and I have often seen radishes that
looked like big turnips."
"How about potatoes?" '
"Well, I have observed specimens of
the Humboldt County potato which
weighed from two to three pounds. It
Is not at all unusual to see cabbage
weighing from thirty-five pounds to
seventy-five pounds. Some years ago a
Mr. Fox, who lived down in the Santa
Crux Mountains, raised a carrot of the
white Belgian variety which weighed
about twenty-eight pounds. It was the
biggest carrot on record. In the way
of fruits, we have raised on this coast
enormous peaches and pears. The
largest pears that come to the San
Francisco market, of course, are what
they call pound pears, but I have seen
them weighing two and a half pounds."
Mr.Mootiy and the QueationableBook.
Some one asked the late Dwlght L,
Moody If he had read a certain book.
He replied, "No, I believe there Is poi
son In it; at least I have heard so on
good authority." The friend said.
"But wouldn't It be well for you to read
It for yourself T' "No." said Mr. Moody;
"If I take poison in my stomach the
doctor has to come with a stomach
pump to take it out Why should I take
poison In my mind? I might never e
able to get it out" Ladies' Home Jour
nal. Explaining a Unique Motto.
There Is a newspaper in Kansas
whose motto Is "Lie, steal, drink and
swear," and it Is thus explained by the
editor: "When you lie, let it be down
to pleasant dreams; when you steal, let
It be away from immoral associates;
when yon drink, let It be pure water;
when you swear, let it be that you will
patronize your home paper, pay your
subscription and not send your job
work away from home."
Reading-Rooms in Jena.
The small German university town
of Jena has no fewer than seven free
reading-rooms, with newspapers and
books.
What a pity It Is that when nature
does a good thing (like a rain or snow
in a dry season), we cannot clap for an
encore.
A Friend. If yon desire a friend.
egln by being one. Rabbi Levy. Pitta-
burg, Pa.
A Higher Morality. New conditions
demand a higher morality. Rev. E. T.
Root, Baptist, Providence, R. I.
Puritanism. Out ' from Puritanism
has come the grandest type of man.
hood. Rev. M. B. Pratt, Methodist,
Akron, Ohio.
In Search. We are In search of the
knowledge of better ways of living.
Rev. L. G. Hoeck, Swedenborglan,
Brooklyn. N. Y.
Deepest Craving. The deepest crav
ing of the noblest hearts Is for eternal
life and eternal love. Rev. E. K. BelL
Lutheran, Baltimore, Md. .
Love. Love, like life, imparts Itself,
and always In an Image of Its own
likeness. Rev. Dr. Mackenzie, Presby
terian, San Francisco, Cal.
Accent Of Christ The accent of
Christ is In every true word that Is
spoken In your hearing. Rev. J. A.
Rondthaler, Presbyterian, Indianapo
lis, Ind.
Revelation of God. The final revela
tion of God came when be sent Into
the wond his eternal, essential Son.
Rev. J. G. Herndon, Presbyterian, At
lanta, Ga.
Democracy of the Saloon. The dem
ocracy of the saloon Is one of the chief
sources of Its attraction and power.
Rev. J. Henderson, Evangelical, Chi
cago, -111.
A Man's Life. A man's life does not
consist of things he eats, drinks, or
possesses, but wholly in what he is.
Rev. S. L. Bryant, Methodist Wash
lngton, D. C.
A Follower of Christ. If any one
would be a follower of Christ he must
live as Christ lived and show it forth
in character and life. Rev. Dr. Ma
veety, Methodist, Detroit, Mich.
Enough Material. There is stored on
earth so much that it will never give
out, and in the Gospel there is enough
material for us all to some day lead a
spiritual life. Rev. Dr. Ingersoll, Con-
gregationalist, Brooklyn, N. Y.
Correct Religious Convictions. Na
tions with correct -religious convictions
R-ill have right political economy. Prop
er social condition can arise only from
proper religious condition. Rabbi R.
Grossman, Hebrew, New York City.
Christian Religion. The Christian
religion strikes upon the chord of self
ishness in the political, .social and do
mestic life until it vibrates with the
music of the gospel of Jesus Christ
Rev. W. C. Partridge, Baptist, Cincin
nati, Ohio.
Abhor Dishonesty. Some men think
they are honest but because they do
not abhor dishonesty they are not to
be trused. There is a sternness in
love, without which it loses its quality.
Rev. A. S. Garver, Unitarian, Wor
cester, Mass.
Liberty. Liberty has given us better
business methods, better-constitutional
developments and enlarged and more
human moral conditions; and yet when
all is said, something more is needed,
and at this present day we are begin
ning to find this out President Had
ley, of Yale, New Haven, Connecticut
Justice of God. Without the justice
or trod we could not define his mercy.
The man who would exclude from the
character of God all sense of his right
eous indignation and condemnation of
sin would take from him this justice.
He is merciful because he is just. Rev.
J. T. Stone, Presbyterian, Baltimore.
Md.
Fatal to the Truth. There Is noth
ing so fatal to the truth as the divorce
between doctrine and righteousness. In
consequence of the past there have
been multitudes of men turned away
from the church, and it is our duty to
bring them back. Rev. Dr. Brent,
Episcopal bishop of Philippines. New
York City.
Delusions. Delusions, like diseases,
are epidemic. There is nothing new
in sin and superstition except their
aom de plume. Isms of the earlier cen
turies reappear as the religious fads
of the present day. People seem to be
easy victims of anything novel or "Ob
scureRev. Dr. Thoburn, Methodist,
Pittsburg, Pa.
Another's Views. The strong patri
otism and loyalty of the American peo
ple are bullded upon the mutual esteem
and respect for one another's views,
political and religious. The latter play
ing even a more vital and important
part than the former. Rabbi Philo. He
brew, Akron, Ohio.
The Labor Movement The labor
movement has done something, and
promises us to do more to put us on a
footing of equality and fellowship and
relationship in the productive power
and In the distribution of that power.
What every man needs in this world
Is the power of self-assertion, and then
having the power to use it with moder
ation. Rev. Dr. Bascom, Congrega
tionalism North Adams, Mass. '
The "Work of Mercy. The work of
mercy, of which the rainbow was the
token, which at first was begun among
men, will continue to be the chief char
acteristic of the throne of God. All of
the ages have looked upon the rainbow.
Wherever there is light and water
there is the rainbow. Jesus Christ is
the universal sign of mercy to all men.
God has given him to all. Rev. J. T.
Christian, Baptist, Chicago, 111.
To Keep Worts at Home.
There Is a very strict law in Italy
against the export of works of art, and
a member of the royal family even
could not sell or give away a picture
or statue, ornamental piece or pillar
from a palace without the consent of
the authorities.
JLantern Fly.
The lantern fly of Surlnan, South
America, has two sets of eyes, to catch
the light from all possible directions.
The luminosity which glows from the
head is so brilliant that it is easy to
read by it
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moro boast Whan m motB
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Vegetable; Compound
Is a positive euro for all those painful
Ailments of Women.
It will entirely cure the worst forms of
Female Complaints, all Ovarian troubles.
Inflammation and Ulceration, Falling and
Displacements of the Womb, and consequent
Spinal Weakness, and is peculiarly adapted
to the Change of Life.
Your modiolus eared me of
rible female illness.
MBS. M. B. HVLUk,
la. Coneord Sq , Boston, Mas
Backache. ,
It has cured more cases of Backache ana,
Leucorrhoea than any other remedy the
world h as ever known. It is almost infallible
in such cases. It dissolves and expels
Tumors from the Uterus in an early stags
of development, and checks any tendency
to cancerous humors.
Tour Vegetable ComDouud ra-
moTed a Fibroid Tumor from my
womb after doctors failed to give
relief. Mas. B. A. Lombard,
Westdale, Mass.
Bearing-down Feeling
Womb troubles, causing pain, weight, and
backache, instantly relieved and perma
nently cured by its use. Under all circum
stances it acts in harmony with the laws
that govern the female system, and is as
harmless as water.
Backache left me after taking
the second Bottle. Tour medicine
enred me when doctors failed.
Mbs. Sarah Holsteh-t,
8 Davis Block, Gorham St., Lowell. Mass.
Irregularity,
Suppressed or Painful Menstruations, Weak
ness of the Stomach, Indigestion, Bloating,
Flooding, Nervous Prostration, Headache,
General Debility.
, It is a grand medicine. I am
thankful for the good it has done
me. Mrs. J. W. J,3
76 Carolina Are.,
Jamaica Plain (Boston), Mass.
Dizziness, Faintness,
Extreme Lassitude, "don't care" and
" want to be left alone " feeling, excitabil
ity, irritability, nervousness, sleeplessness,
flatulency, melancholy, or the " blues," and
backache. - These are sure indications of
Female Weakness, some derangement of the
Uterus.
I was troubled with Dizziness,
Headaches, Faintness, Swelling
LlmM. X our meaicine enrea me.
Bncksport, Me.
The whole storr, however, Is told in an
Illustrated book which sroes with each bot
tle, the most complete treatise on female
complaint ever published.
For eight -rear I suffered with
womb trouble, and was entirely
cured by Mrs. Pjnkham's medicine.
JOBS. u. Xi. XOWRI,
Littleton, N. H.
Kidney Complaints
and Backache of either tez the Vegetable
Compound always cures.
ITne vegetable uom
Lu$.t? orld.en7t t
mail, in form of Pilli
Constipation. I &pTK.on r
Sick Headttha, 25c
Correspondence Jirt4l$
answered.
Vnn can address in strictest eonfldenee.
VTDL1. K. PlaaHAM MED. KA)-, liras,
A Little Personal.
Miss Plumersquat (of lady baseball
nine) I am not going to pitch for this
game.
Lady Manager Why not?
Miss Plumersquat (indignantly)
While I was- practicing somebody in
the crowd yelled "Get on to her
Curves!" Brooklyn Eagle.
Sweet Enough to Eat
Mrs. Gaswell The czar of Russia
now has four daughters.
Mr. Gaswell Oh, the dear little
czardines! Pittsburg Commercial.
Provoking.
"That is a lovely bracelet George
gave you for Christmas," remarked the
girl with the Mary Mannering curl.
"Y yes, sighed the girl with the
band of crepe on her sleeve, "but as I
don't know where he bought it, I
simply cannot find out what it cost!"
Brooklyn Eagle.
The Kind Yon Have Always
EL. '"yf - in TiTiTraaaarrs- j ife&rf-
ture of Chas. H. Fletcher, and has been made under his
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
" Just-as-good" are but Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing' Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Sears the
In Use For Over 30 Years.
tmc ckmtaur COMMIW. tt araaaav arracrr. mw to errr.
Qoldt
' I bad a terrible cold and could
hardly breathe. I then tried Ay era
Cherry Pectoral, and it gave me im
mediate relief." '
n w". C Layton, SideO, 111.
How will your cough
be tonight? worse, prob
ably. For it's first a cold,
then a cough, then bron
chitis or pneumonia, and
at last consumption.
Coughs always tend
downward. Stop this
downward tendency by
taking Ayer's Cherry Pec
toral. -
Tart abas: 2Sc WcH. illsnnbts.
Ooasott yonr doctor. If lie ears take it,
the. do as be say. If he tcdla yoa sot
t take it, the. dont take it. Ha kawwa.
LaT. tt with him. Ws ara willing.
J. C. AT KB CO.. Lowell, Haas.
Inordinate Vanity.
. "Johnson loves to hiii name in
print, doesn't he?" '
"I should say so. Why the morning
after he was married, he got up at 5
o'clock to read the wedding notices in
the papers.' Town Topics. -
An Optimist
Susie Robinson Sometimes it isn't
bo bad having to wear a big sister's
clothes.
Mamie Brown It isn't?
Susie Robinson No; when my big
sister's got this coat on it's a box. coat;
but I'm so short that when I wear it,
it's an automobile coat. Brooklyn
Eagle.
Where Ignorance is Bliss.
Maude Kitty, do you know what
awful things people are saying about
you?
Kitty No, dear; and I suppose you
do not know what terrible things people
are saying about you?
Maude Perhaps, on the whole, it is
well that neither of ns should be en
lightened. Boston Transcript.
The Heavy Work Explained.
Bigby Hunting trips cost too much
nowadays. - .
Bagby Yes; if a man has to buy all
the game he brings home..
Bigby That's so; and I have to buy
about two dozen extra ducks or turkeys
for my wife to give away. Detroit Free
Press.
The Press Agent', Waterloo.
"You see," exclaimed the advance
agent for the Giddy Burlesquers, "I
thought if I could get them to talk of
suppressing the show it would be good
advertising."
"Well?"
"Well, hang it all! They weren't
content to talk about, but they actually
did suppress it." Chicago Post.
Chance for Heroism.
Adorer (anxiously) What did your
father say?
" Sweet Girl Oh, he got so angry I
was afraid to stay and listen. He's in
a perfectly terrible rage. Go in and
appease him. New York Weekly.
Plain Dog.
"Thoroughbred dog?"
"On the contrary, he's precisely the
kind of a dog that would rather belong
to a boy about 10 years old than to any
body else in the world." Detroit
Journal.
In A. D. 1906.
"How far is it from Irvington to
Bridgeport?" inquired the chaneur of
the racing automobile.
"About 45 miles as the flying ma
chine flies," responded the man lean
ing against the fence. Brooklyn Eagle
MORE THAN HALF A CENTURY
OP EXPERIENCE
AND
CUJ? CUAR ANT.X
AAB BACK OF
EVERY
WATERPROOF Olkt8
SLICKER
OR COAT
CEABQK TtliyTRAPE MASK
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BEWARE Or IrffTATTOrUi
CATALOGUES pRee
SHOWING PULL LTNC
OF GARMENTS AND MATS.
A.t.TOWER CO.BOSTON.MA3S.
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Bought has borne the signa
Signature ox
t TewB Office Anxiety.
Gustam You - are looking, bad;
what's the matter worrying about the
stocks? ' - , -
Snbube Oh no! - But I feel it in my
bones that my chickens have got . out
and are scratching up my garden.
Brooklyn Life. -
i Mothers will find Mrs. Winalow's 8ooth
tn 5 Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children daring the teething period.
The Groom's View. v.
First Groom I say, dese rich guys
has de cinch. Rubber-tired "wagons,
rubber-tired automobiles . 'n rubber
tired bicycles.
Second Groom Yes, V all's left fer
us is ter rub 'er tired horse when they
come in Boston Herald.
WELL LIGHTED STORES.
The M. i. M. Arcs are Cauiint; Quite a Stir.
Nothing is more annoying than a
poorly lighted store. From the time of
old tallow dips millions of people have
been bothered by insufficient light when
the evening comes. But now it seems
the whole question is settled by the
beautiful, brilliant, economical "M &
M" Arc Lamps that are becoming so
popular. They are cheap, too. Write
to C. W. Lord, Portland, Oregon, for a
circular telling you all about them.
You'll be glad you wrote. Agents are
wanted in every town.
-No Climbing.
"Ah, my friend," sighed old Skin
flynt, who was dying, "I'm going a
long, long journey."
"Never mind," replied the friend,
who knew him. "It's all down hill."
A Wicked Insinuation.
Miss Sereleaf Fashion seems to tend
toward costumes of the last century.
Miss May Budd How nice! Some
people will be able to make over their
old dresses.
The Qualified Critic.
Big School Girl Ain't you got no
grammar yet?.
Little School Girl Nope, not till
next year.
"Why, gracious; I've took grammar
two hull years a'readyl" Detroit Free
Press."
Reversed Situations.
"Yes, poor fellow, she married him
to reform him."
"Well"?
"And now he's got his hands full
trying to reform her." Denver Times.
An Experienced Horseman.
Minks What earthly use have you
for six horses?
Winks Guess you don't know much
about horses, do you?
Minks No o.
Winks I keep six so that I will al
ways have two that won't have any
thing the matter with them when I
want to drive. New York Weekly.
Notice increase of sales in table ielowi
ISSSsa 748.706 Pair.
: 898,1 83 Pairs.
fsEfflpairs.
19011,566.720 Pairs.
Business More Than Doublet in Four rears.
THE REASONS i ,
V. L. Douglas makes and sells more men's
$3.00 and $3.50 shoes than any other two man
ufacturers In the world.
W. L. Douglas $3.00 and $3.50 shoes placed
side by side with $5.00 and $6.00 shoes of
other makes, are found to be just as good.
They will outwear two pairs of ordinary
$3.00 and $3.50 shoes.
Made of the best leathers. Including Patent
Corona Kid, Corona Colt, and National Kangaroo,
rmmt Calsr IraleM aa4 Alwmja Black Hooka Cm.
W. Xj. Bous-las $4.00 "Gilt Edge Line"
cannot be equalled at any price.
Miioea ty mail 25c. extra. Catalog free.
W. M. JongIaa. Krockron. Mi
N. F. JX. V.
No. 1902.
WHEN writing; to advertiser pleaae
mention this paper.
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It makes Hens Lay and Keeps them Laying. it cures Roup, Cholera and All
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My young chickens commenced dying, and after losing four docen I pur
chased a package of yonr PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD, which stopped them
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CLEAR
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aaentef AcriesUBreelaima
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New Year Resolutions
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Keeley Guro
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awutita ovau auc paruoiuan
Keeley
IneMfnfa Moved to 430 Williams
InS.UUIB, Ave.. Fortlaud. Ores on
fnn tiavnn't a reamlar. health v movement of tfxt
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Portlaud, Ore., and Seattle,
Wash.
Ice He Mew SOtfe
the eake. esrtlee flrtt
theteutef ever 0fl saeirjles aael
expect dozens ef farmers te report
rnoee are Terr low. vaioa bom eo
laeove uorat going w Dasaeii;
per aere; oar grass ana eiever
roagaiaeent bay; our f ea
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seller s great estsiavgoe.
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