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Newspaper Page TextThe Stimulus of Pure Blood That is what is required by every organ of the body, for the proper performance of its functions. It prevents biliousness, dyspep sia, constipation, kidney complaint, rheumatism, catarrh, nervousness, weakness, faintness, pimples, blotches, and all cutaneous erup tions. It perfects all the vital processes. W. P. Keeton. Woodstock, Ala., took Hood's Sarsaparilla to make his blood pure. Ha writes that he had not felt well but tired for some time. Before he had finished the first bottle of this medicine he felt better and when he had taken the second was like another man free from that tired feeling and able to do his work. Hood's Sarsaparilla Promises to cure and keeps the promise. Accept no substitute, but get Hood's today. His Plight Explained. "I saw Blinks today, and he was in a terrible shape both eyes closed and bruises all over. He isn't a quarrel some man, is he?" "Oh, no; quite the reverse. He nev er sees a quarrel that he doesn't want to act as peacemaker." "Ah, that explains it then." Chi cago Post. . Send to Garfield Tea Co.. Brooklyn, N. Y. for samples of Garfield Tea and Headache Powders two invaluable remedies. Quieting Suspicion "My dear," said the suspicious wife, "this sealskin sack you gave me for Christmas has the odor of gasoline." "Very likely," answered the crafty husband. "But you know Santa Claus is using an automobile now." Nevertheless, she had her doubts about it, fearing that he had pur chased the garment second handed of a cleaner. Baltimore American. Everyone who uses Hamlin's Wizard Oil to cure pain ia nover agiin without a bottle of it. Sure Sign. Jester Dobster has in him the mak ing of a great artist. Jimson What makes you think so? jester Because he painted a picture recently, and when he looked at it, later, couldn't tell what the subject was. Ohio State Journal. Ladies Can Wear Shoes One size smaller after usinar Allen's Foot Ease, a powder. it makes tinht or new shoes easy, t'ures swollen, hot, sweating, aching feet, in growing nails, corns and bunions. All dniK Kists and shoe stores. 25c. Trial package FREE vuiH'l. Address Allen S. Olmsted, I Roy, New York. Out of a Knothole. He (just introduced) What a very homely person that gentleman near the piano ia, Mrs. Black. Siie Isn't he? That's Mr. Black. "How true it is, Mrs Black, that the homeliest men always get the prettiest wives." Tit-Bits. Garfield Tea cures constipation. Cab Rates in Cities. In New York, Chicago, Washington and other cities it costs $5 for a carri aee for a theater party, a dinner or a ball. In Berlin it costs about 50 cents. There is a cab stand every few blocks, the locations being fixed by police reg ulations. One pays for the distance. Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken of as a cough cure. J. W. O'Brien, 322 Third Ave., N., Minneapolis, Miun., Jan. 6, l'JUO. Cable Span 3,000 Miles Long. The longest span of submarine cable in existence will be that between Van couver and Fanning island, 3,000 miles apart." The task of laying it com menced in January. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. Fooled. "When she married that old man for .his money, she thought his cough would carry him off in a few months." "And it hasn't?" "No. She can't even make him cough up what money she wants." Philadelphia Bulletin. Cancerous S sf quently to be breast, though they are liable to appear upon other parts f the body. When they begin to spread and eat into the flesh, sharp, piercing pains are felt as the underlying tissue is destroyed and the tender nerves exposed. Cancerous sores develop from very trifling causes; a carbuncle or boil, swollen gland, a little watery blister on the tongue or lip, a wart, mole or bruise of some kind becomes an indolent, festering- sore, which in time degenerates into cancer. "Ten years ago I had n sore on my left temple, which the doctors pronounced a cancerous ulcer; it would itoh, burn and bleed, then scab over, but would never heal. After taking S. S. S. awhile the sore began to discharge, and when all the poisonous matter had passed out it got well. I took in all about thirty bottles, continuing it for some time after the sore had healed, to be sure all the poison was out of my sys tem. Have seen no sign of the cancer In ten years. JOSEPHU3 REID. Oant, Audrian Co., Mo. is strictly a vegetable remedy, and, while possessing purifying and healing properties that no other medicine does, contains nothing that could derange the system. While cleansing the blood it also builds up the general health. If you have a suspicious sore, or other blood trouble, send for our free book on Blood and Skin Diseases, and write to us for any information or advice wanted ; We make no charge for this service. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO, ATLANTA. 6A. CUKtS WHtfl ALL IS fAiLS. Ej Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. DBS frl In time. So'd bT drursins. jbIs! THEY TftY NEW CROPS KANSAS FARMERS ALWAYS READY TO EXPERIMENT. They Have Firm Faith that the Soil of. Their State Will Baise Anything 'The Record-BrealEin&r Wheat Crop of the Tear 1901. The advance of Kansas to the first place among- the wheat-producing com monwealths again calls attention to the wonderful productiveness of that State. It is also calculated to make one reflect on the remarkable history of agricultural experiments by the Kansas farmers. In the early '80s there was high-pressure wheat growing, but it did not reach the volume, nor even the relative importance, of the crops of the last few years. The crop of 1901 aggregated more than 00,000.000 bushels, by far the largest of any State in the Union. This crop is val ued at more than $50,000,000; Wheat raising in Kansas has passed through many experimental . stages, as has the growing of many other agri cultural products. At first it was sup posed that only spring wheat 'could be produced with profit in the State. This idea was dispelled by the demon strations of T. C. Ilenry. known as the Vwheat king," who owned at one time 60,000 acres of land near Abilene. Henry introduced winter wheat. One year (187G) he raised more than 200, 000 bushels, which he sold at about $1.20 per bushel. He revolutionized wheat raising in his State. At present the spring wheat crop is an inconsid erable item In the total product. In spite of the fact that Kansas has led the prairie States in agricultural development, and has held the center of the stage for many years, there have been times in the experimental pro cesses when its people suffered dis paragement for their foolish and un profitable, methods. It used to be said that a Kansan would plan anything; that he had to be shown that a thing would not grow before he would be lieve his State could not produce it. For example, there are said to be 2.500 varieties of apples. State reports show that at least 2,000 of these have been tried in the Sunflower State, many of them proving utter failures, of course, but the best varieties being establish ed through this indiscriminate but con clusive methodof demonstration. A story is told of Secretary Mo'hler of the agricultural department that he once visited the French market in New Orleans and there for the first time saw macaroni. He was inquisitive about the curious-looking food prod uct. He was told of the various uses to which the article could be put. He declared that he believed "the stuff would grow in Kansas," and expressed his determination to try it. In recent years the Kansas farmers haye learned through their own exper iments and through the useful infor mation of the agricultural schools what crops are best adapted to their soil and climate, what parts of the State are best for this or that variety, when to plant and sow, how to fight crop enemies, etc. This practical school applies to cereals, fruits and cattle. It Is wholly probable that the present preference for wheat over corn will be permanent since it has been demon strated that as fine winter wheat can be raised in Kansas as in any other part of the world and with much more certainty of success than attends the raising of corn, says the Kansas City Star. It seems improbable that the world's wheat supply will become overlarge as a result of this change in Western States. The product of the Eastern States Is growing less and less. As an Illustration: Two counties In Kan sas produced this year more than 11,- 000,000 bushels of wheat more than all the New England States and Jer sey, Delaware, Alabama, Arkansas, Montana and South Carolina combined. How to Help the Fal'en. "Icy pavements are now with us," said a Camden man, "and women are beginning to fall frequently. Do you know the right way to help them up? I ask you this because I see all about me in the winter time prostrate women and men making monkeys of them and of themselves by offering help that is not helpful. "For Instance, down goes a young woman. A young man rushes to her. and, standing before her, takes both her hands. Then he pulls, but since she has nothing to brace her feet against, instead of rising to the pull she slides along in an undignified way. Another woman falls and the man who runs to her gives her bis hand. She takes It, so as not to hurt his feelings, but it Is a hindrance to her instead of a help, for, unless she is being actually lifted up, she needs both her hands in rising one to arrange her skirts with. the other to press on the pavement as a kind of lever. "The proper way to assist a woman to her feet," said the Camden man. according to the Philadelphia Record, "is to stand before her, saying, with a smile and a soothing gesture: 'Re main perfectly still, please,' and then to step gallautly to the rear, put your hands under her arms and raise her with a firm grip." Big Trees In the Philippines. An Idea of the size of the trees of the Philippines Is obtainable from the dimensions of Governor Taft's rouud table, the top of which Is a solid sec tion of a native' tree eight feet in di ameter. Throughout the Islands one frequently seed in the better class of houses dining-tables that are seven, eight and nine feet wide, the tops in every case being made of a single sec tion. These are not so large as the Southern California table tops, but they will do. Kansas City Journal. Monster Automobile. The most extraordinary automobile in the world Is that being erected by a French doctor, in which he inteuds, with two students, to make a trip round the world. It will contain two sleeping apartments, a large workroom and four big tanks for storing oiL It will unquestionably be the largest mo tor ever built. No woman can cultivate her mind aad her complexion simultaneously. 111. JMJPOT THE STORY OF AN ATTACK AND ITS REPULSE- A Thrilling Account as Told by a Vet eran of the One II and red and Fifty fourth Indiana Volunteers. Jacob T. Keller, of Girard, Kans., is a veteran who saw long and hard serv ice in the Civil war with the One Hun dred and Fifty-fourth Indiana Volun teers and he tells many a story of biv ouac and battle. -He was recounting some of his adventures to a reporter the other day. "Of all my experiences m tne war and out of it," he said, "one is most often uppermost in my thoughts, I had strained my hip in some manner but I thought I had . got over it all right. About two years after that, however, when I was plowing for wheat I gave out again in that spot. Rheuma tism set in and I had to quit work. I tried one thing after the other to get some relief from the pain but . nothing t that I took helped me at all and I be came discouraged. The cords of my left leg were drawn so badly that I could not straighten it out at all, nor could I sit 'down. My hip and knee pained me and I suffered horribly. At times also I had nervous headache. After trying a number of things, my daughter, Mrs. Fry, who had been cured of rheumatism by Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People, induced me to try that remedy. My case was a very stubborn one and I took five boxes of the pills before I could see much change but I kept on and they certainly did wonders for me. The cords in my leg began to slacken and before long it limbered so that I could use it again and be able to sit down. My kidneys had been bad and the puis soon made them better, too. Dr. Will iams' Pink Pills for Pale People are a grand, good medicine and I recom mend them to all who suffer as I did." The real cause of rheumatism is the presence of acid in the blood, which ir ritates the sensitive tissues that unite the joints and cover the muscles, thus causing those indescribable tortures which rheumatic sufferers endure. Years ago those afflicted were bled; as if taking away some of the impure blood could remedy .the balance. This folly has been abandoned and today physicians prescribe and druggists rec ommend the use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People, as these marvel ous vegetable pills go directly to the seat of the trouble, exerting a powerful influence in puifying and enriching the blood by eliminating poisonous ele ments and renewing health-giving force, thus making a potent remedy for cur ing this disease. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People are an unfailing specific for all diseases arising from impoverished blood or shattered nerves. They cure not only rheumatism but locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus' dance, sciatica, neuralgia, nervous head ache, after-effects of grip, of fevers and of other acute diseases, palpitation of the heart, anaemia, pale and sallow complexions, and all forms of weakness. At all druggists, or direct from Dr. Williams Medicine Company. Schenec tady, N. Y., fifty cents per box; six boxes for. two dollars and a half. Recommendations. Mrs. Knowles That is a beautiful recommendation you gave your cook. Of course she deserved it? Mrs. Milton Of course. . 'Mrs. Knowles But what do you really think about the girl. I have written recommendations myself, you know? Boston Transcript. Garfield Headache Powders: 4 Powders are sold for 10c. 1 Powder cures a headache. Tis Hard to Tell. Dinwiddie The city of Colon has been given up by the insurgents. Van Braam Does that put a full stop to the war? Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. Considerate. "Don't vou think vou could drive that mule without the use of profan ity?" inquired the person of refinement. Yes answered the canal boatman. "I reckon I could get along all right. But it would get powerful lonesome for the mule." Washington Star. Agetable Preparationfor As similating trieFoodandBegula ling the Stomachs andBowels of Promotes DigesHon.Cheerfur nessandRest.Contains neither Opium.Morplune nor Mineral. TfOT "NAH.C OTIC . Jbape afOU&SAKlUPtTCHKR PivnpkU ScU JU.SmMt BeAtlUSJUt- BWM IITII - tHnpStmJ.- Aperfecl Remedy forConstipa Tion, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness and Loss OF Sleep. Facsimile Signature of ' - -: NEW YORK. EXACT COPT OF WRAPPER. 1 LmfflgS r 1 i 1 lJI5 i'.HftUe jWLl 1 j-l J Wufu3y Misunderstood. "Some of my latest photograph"," said the camera fiend, : "I 50 feet under water." , "Why did yon go to the trouble of taking them there?" remarked Pepprey. fit would have been easier to just tie a stone to them and throw them : in.!' Philadelphia Press. - C r ' Squirrels Nesting in Church Chimney. v Sexton Davis, of the Congregational church, at Winter Park, Fla., met with an unexpected accident when he made the first fire .of the season in the church this fall. The chimney - would not "draw," and the cause was found to be in a large squirrel's nest, or a series of nests, in the top of the structure. Tne opening was found completely closed with squirrel nest material to the depth of four feet from the top. Florida Times-Union and Citizen. . War Waste of Horses. Roughly epeaking, a corps .requires to be mounted every four . months, but one cavalry regiment records the stag gering figures of 3,000 animals ina lit tle over a year, says a London news- Da rer. It waa t.hn general opinion of experts that the members of the House hold cavalry proved themselves the best "caretakers" and despite their heavy weights got as much work out of , their mounts as any : cavalry in the field. There was even one instance of a troop horse weathering the whole campaign and returning fit and well to ceremonial duties in London. Different Kinds of Ivory. Today nothing but elephant ivory is used in fine carving. In the past there was . walrns, narwhal, nylghau and mammoth. Tusks" vary from 10 feet long, weighing 200 pounds, to smaller ones, and the price is about $6 a pound. Narwhal ivory is unlimited in supply, owing to the discovery of large quanti ties in the arctic regions, where for un told years it has been preserved in the ice. It is of no usefor fine ivory carv ing, but is used in all inferior types of work, such as low-priced umbrellas and stick handles, cheap chessmen, frames, etc. . - - i Garfield Headache Powders are especially a dapted to the needs of nervous women. Try them. On the Jury. Employer So you served on the jury last week, Pat. Did you know what to do? " Pat Shure, sor, I had no trouble. There was a man there tould me what to do and gave me $10 for doing it. Btatz or Ohio, City of Toledo, I Lucas County. J Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Is the senior parter of the firm of F. J. Cheney Ss Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, Comity and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum ot ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Curb. FRANK J. CHENEY Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1886. 1 Jfotary Public Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts airectiy on tne Diooa ana mucous suriaees ot the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, O. Sold by druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. Garfield Tea, the herb medicine, cures con stipation, sick headache and liver disorders. Their Advantage. "But," said the young mosquito, " not man much stronger than we?" "He is," responded the fond parent; "but we may venture to attack him on account of our. superior mobility." Puck. SADDLE DBY! j-s lib wrsivin irnv POMMEL .SLICKER PKCIttll cum DIuFB AND SADDI F- s$$g& habdesthstqrH ioorfor0 CATALOGUES f REE SHOWING FULL LINE OF GARMENTS AND HATS. A.J.TOWER CO.. BOSTON. MASS. 39 N. P. N. V. No. 71903. W HEN writing-t advertisers pleaat mentian cms paper. 2 For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have . Always Bought Bears Signati In Use For Over Thirty Years 0) TH CCKTAUH COHl". CITT- VAWWY-JM VJomen CJluot 1 Avoid Nervous Prostrqtotf If vou aredansreronjslv sick what ia the first duty of yonr physician ? He quiets the nervous system, he deadens vne pain, ana yon sleep well. Ton ought to know that when yon ceased to be regular in your courses, grow irritable without cause, . and pass sleepless nights, thers is serious Mas. Haktlet. trouble somewhere, and nervous pros tration is sure to follow. You ought to know that indigestion, exhaustion, womb - displacements, fainting, dizziness, . headache, and backache send the nerves wild with if right, and you cannot sleep. Mrs. Hartley, of 221 W. Congress St., Chicago, 111., whose portrait we pub lish, suffered all these agonies, and was entirely cured by Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound ; her case should be a warning to others, and her cure carry conviction to the minds .of every suffering woman of the nri t ailing efficiency of Lydia K Plnkhams Vegetable Compound. Beggafs Had $8 Apiece. Some of the professional beggars ar. rested in the Christmas shopping dis trict in New York had only $1 when searched, but some of them had so much more that it brought the average up to $8 apiece. Bacteria in School Inks. The authorities at Minden, Germany, have made a bacteriological examina tion of school inks. They have found that most of them contain bacteria which, if animals are inoculated with them, often prove fatal. Life Averages. In 300 years the average length of human life has been doubled. In the sixteenth century it was between 18 and 20 years; at the close of the eighteenth century it was a little over 30 years, and today it is over 40 years. WHd Elephants Getting Scarce. It ia estimated that there are fewer than 10,000 wild elephants left in all the countries on the globe, and tbat fiveJ of these will be killed off where one is born. It is a matter of only a few years when the last one must go. Population Multiplying In Algeria. The French census returns for Al geria reveal the fact that in less than 50 years the native population of the colony, Arab and Kabyle, has almost doubled itself, having risen from 2,307,000 in 1856 to 4,070,00 at the present time. Canadian Hay for Africa. . Canada's entire surplus crop of hay and oats is being marketed this year to the British government for the use of the army in South Africa. An extra fleet of steamers is transporting this for age to the seat of war. Easily Interpreted. Mrs. Hoon I dreamed last night that you had given me" an automobile. Mr. Hoon H'm, yes! You had a horseless nightmare and, by the way, my dear, dreams usually go by con traries. Smart Set. The Ranee Pony In Alaska. The best animal for the Klondike and Inner Alaska has proved to be the range pony reared In the cold, mountainous country Of Montana, Northern Idaho and Washington. The pony weighs from 800 to 1,000 pounds and is giving much better service than the mule. He picks his way through stretches of bog where the mule mires, climbs glaciers and canyon sides where the mule turns back, and eats snow to quench his thirst, which the mule will not do. For prospecting purposes the trained pack pony Is invaluable and the best means of transportation In Alaska. CLEAR THE Here's the monarch nottainaT like It on earth. Balzer ew Oth flentnrT Oat takes the eaka, eariies Art prisea-tu tb biggest yielder everywhere. The faet Is. Sslzsr'a eats are bred to nrodaoe. The V. S. Depart- MnCof Aarrieal tare claims Unds tested, Saflxer'a were the best. How do. job like that, 1f irir finr with Cftnturr Oat is bound to eomoleteir MTatntlmiits m Msint and yields ia 190? running from JtOO to 800 basnet p acre. Frtee ia dirt cheap. Be ia the swim and boy this variety Abu spring to sell td year neighbors the coming fall for seed. It wUi sarelypayoo. Saber's Marvel Wheat 42 bus. per Acts Thm only ipring wbt an raurth thatwlU yield a payinioropnortb, est, oatA, nd wm mni im ererr rtue in tha Union. We also ban tha oalabntad Kaooa- nati wheal, jlakUBg aa aur farm, 63 bnahels per acra. SPELTZ The most marretoas eereal and hay food on earth, producing- from to M bnahels af grain aad 4 toms of rich hay per acre. We are the Largest grower and ear stock oeata and ap a povud. Catalogue tells. rvr aaia w v w Oar great emtalogv oontains foil description or oar Beardless Barley, k in u.kia mtr Trinl ItiAAiBat Corn. btoIdc 400 bushels: -tmA.-atiiA tMichails Oac. with its 8 tons or nay, Of green loaaer per aacio. larsaer. with lO farm 10 to get a start Cartaia and Piecs-fell. l t; Edmond About, the French novelist, was once asked to ' write a newspaper notice of a play written by a friend. The playwright begged him to discuss the acting and scenery, but to say little about the drama itself, which evidently was not proving much of ' a success. About did as requested, told of the plot at length and gave much detail as to ac cessories, winding up with this sen tence: "About midnight the curtain fell and with it the piece." , " Tax Uoa Cyclists. ; The handsome sum of nearly 5,500, 000 francs has been' brought into the treasury of the French republic by the tax upon the cyclists during the year 1901. The tax was first imposed in the year 1894, and was paid by 203,036 persons. In 1895 it was levied upon 236,084, in 1896 upon 329,86, in 1897 upon upon 408,806, in 1898 upon 484, 414, and in 1899 nearly double that number 838,856. The tax upon mo tor carriages in 1900 was paid by 2,857 persons. , , . - India the Land of Reports. India is the land of reports. There is a monthly, quarterly, half-yearly, annual plague of them.. There is no country, probably, in which so many useless reports are written and so few read. In one province the chief busi ness of the local government consists in dunning its officers for statistics and reports, and in compiling - from : them volumes for the delusion of the supreme government. More than one half of the time and energy of every civil offi cer is taken up in writing. Fortnight ly Beview. ' V : Serve Four Meals a Day. Washington hotels are said to be the only ones in this country that serve four regular meals every 24 hours breakfast, luncheon, dinner and sup per the latter being served in some cases as late as midnight. Most Important, to Us. Teacher Tell me some of the most important things existing today which did not exist 100 years ago. Tommy Us. Stray Stories. Natural Reasons for -Friendship. The Browns and the Joneses are great friends. Mr. Brown and Mr. Jones are friends because they like the' same things, and their wives are friends because they dislike the same people. New. York Times. Just Like a Boston Girl. He was rescuing a Boston girl from drowning, and it looked as though they would never see Cambridge again. "Hold on tight, Penelope," he gasped; "hold on tight." "Don't say 'hold on. tight,' " gurgled the girli with her mouth full of the At lantic ocean, "say, 'hold on tightly.' " Weekly Telegraph. Said the Observant Foreigner. "I have noticed," said the Observant Foreigner, who was not writing a book about America, "that, according to your newspapers, the best citizens are always o be found in large numbers at just three places." "Where?" we asked, being mildly curious. "At political rallies, prize fights and lynching bees." Baltimore American. A BOON TO HUMANITY. suns cures the most difficult cases of Rheumatism after every other form of , treatment has failed. St. 'Jacobs Oil never fails. IT CONQUERS PAIN Price, 25c and 50c.' AGENTS ME MONEY Selling my goods. Big, profits. No ex perience. New plan. Write for circular. Lock Box 606, Portland. Or. TRACK! that out of ever 400 samples and eineot dozens of farmers to report of earliest Peas, Beama, Sweet earn and iwr aere: ear crass and clover ana Aeoeiew wi aiK a seed samples, worth is maiira jpb wm '0 4Si HEALV5)K1DHEE THROATiTwiBLADDER LUNGSliMpMALE j PEN. JOB WHEELER g Says ot Peruna: "I join s Senators Sullivan, Roach 5" 1 and McEnery in their good . I opinion ot Peruna as an ef t Kansas City's Shade Trees. During the past ' j'ear 2,000 pliade trees have been planted in Kansas City, mostly at public expense. At a recent meeting t'le public improvements com mittee of the city council authorized the planting of 36,820 trees along the vari ous streets. . . False Hopes. Tess I heard him say he felt rather encouraged because you left the gas turned low in the parlor when he called. Jess How foolish of him! One needs a dark room to develop a nega tive. Albany Journal. Those Dear Girls'. Madge She was in a collision and had all the enamel scraped off her wheel. Dolly How lucky she was! If she'd taken a header she'd have had the enamel scraped off her face. Judge. Ready for Another Game. Benevolent Old Gentleman What are you crying for, my little man? Little Eoy I boo-hoo jes' lost fl' cents. Old Gentleman Well, here is five cents for you, so stop crying. How did you lose it; Little Boy I lost it iitchin' pennies. cnunnic itin nm i crco OUI1UUL.O nllU UULLLULJ. BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY & Home School for Boys. aa:l;i I I i V mimaij aim manual naniiiig. ' TV'ri'te for Illustrated Catalogue. ? ARTHUR C. NEWILL, Principal M.&M.ARCS 4SO ;; CANDLE POWER. For Church, Store, HotPl, Hall, St root ' Lighting. These.. Lamps are safe, eco-' noraical and. relia ble. See what users think-of them by.1 addressing . C. W. LORD, Portland, Or. New Year Resolutions. TAKE XB KeeSey Guro feme relief nom. liqiT, opium and tooaoa ssoiis, oaaa mr uaruaiuasi w faatau InalUiita 'Moel't.o 430 William leeioy institute, a., romaud, onson Knokn and sohm tehereber good crops are grolvn. Sold everywhere. 1902 Annual' FREE. D. M. FERRY A CO. Detroit, Won. The Farmer's First Profit Is made in his selection of seed. Send for Our Complete Annual Cata logue for 1902, FREE! It contains full directions for garden work and many nseful tables for the ' farmer. No one sells better Seeds than , . LAMBERSON 'S SEEDS. LAMBERSON Portland Oregon JOHN POOLE. Portland, Oregon, loot of Morrison Street, Can give you the best bargains it Buggies. Flows. Boilers and Engines, Windmills and Pumps and General Machinery. See us before buying.