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Difficult Digestion
That is dyspepsia.
It makes life miserable.
Its s offerers eat not because they want to,
bat simply because they mutt.
They know they are irritable and fretful ;
but they cannot be otherwise. , .
They complain of a bad taste In the
mouth, a tenderness at the pit of the stom
ach, an uneasy feeling of puffy fulness,
headache, heartburn and what not.
The effectual remedy, proved by perma
nent cores of thousands of severe cases, is
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Hood's Piua at tin bast cathartic
v When It's Contagious. N
Hoax I wonder if insomnia Is ever
contagions?
Joax Well, I find It affects me
whenever our baby has it. Philadel
phia Record.
Rheumatism and Neuralgia will not
live under the same roof wth Hamlin's
Wizard Oil. 50 cents a bottle.
(Changing a Camel Path.
The camel path which for centuries
has formed the only connection be
tween Jersusalem and Nablus (Sy
chem) has at last been made into a
carriage road nearly twenty feet wide.
PITO Permanently Cared. No fits er nerrouroer?
Si I after ftrtdy"nnieof Ir. Kline's Great Nerrc
Beetorer. Send for FKKES4.00trialbottleandtreat
isa, Ds.B.H.Ki.i!c.Ltd..93l A rcbSU Philadelphia, fa
A Straw.
Edith Why do you think Mr. Field
means business?
Ethel He has asked me why 1 did
not attend cooking school.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children daring the teething period.
Ah Inspiration.
O'Hoolahan Will, the barn is paint
ed an' Oi'll take thot money if it's all
the same to you.
Ottinger (surprised) Why, you can't
have painted it so soon, Pat!
O'Hoolahan (triumphantly) Sure,
Oi hov, sir. Oi mixed the yellow paint
for the first coat wid the grane for the
second, an' Oi put both coats on to
gether to save time. Brooklyn Eagle.
Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infal
lible medicine for coughs and colds. N.
W. Samuel. Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17,
1000.
No Model.
"I know a man whose wife never
spoke a word to him about money," he
said.
"What a model husband he must
have been!" remarked a woman in the
company.
"What a model wife, I should say,
rather," corrected the second man.
"I don't know about that," said the
first speaker, "she was deaf and
dumb." Salt Lake Herald.
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED
By local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
flamed condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in
flamed Ton have a rumbling sound or imper
fect hearing, and when It is entirely closed
deafness is the result, and unless the inflamma
tion can be taken out and this tube restored to
its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine cases out ot ten are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed
condition of the mucous surfaces. ,
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
Case of Deai ness (caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for
tirculars, free. . .
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, a
Bold by Druggists, 75c
Hail's Family Pius are the best.
It Depends.
First Chappie I say, old chap,
I'm going to a big shoot. What sort
of a tip should I give the keeper?
Second Chappie It depends on
where you hit him. London Punch.
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the SIT SSrf--"
Signature of LJt&tfff&Zcc4Z
Electric Road to Mt. Blanc.
During the past summer an electric
railroad was completed to the foot of
Mount Blanc at Chamounix, which
makes it possible to reach that place
from Geneva in three and three quarters
hours. But recently the journey was
by dilgience and took the greater part
of a day.
External
Symptom
The blood may be in bad condition,
yet with no external signs, no skis
eruption or sores to indicate it. The
Symptoms in such cases being a variable
appetite, poor digestion, an indescribable
weakness and nervousness, loss of flesh
and a general run-down condition of the
system clearly showing the blood has
lost its nutritive qualities, has become this
and watery. It is in just such cases that
S. S. S. has done some of its quickest and
most effective work by building up the
blood and supplying the elements lacking
to make it strong and vigorous.
" My wife used sev
eral bottles of S. S. S.
as a blood purifier and
to tone up a weak and
emaciated system, with
very marked effect by
wav of improvement,
"We regard it a
great tonic and blood
purifier. " J. I DUFF,
Princeton, Mo.
, is the greatest of all
' tonics, and you will
jfind the appetite im
" proves at once, strength
returns, and nervousness vanishes as new
rich pure blood once more circulates
through all parts of the system.
S. S. S. is the only purely vegetable
blood purifier known. It contains no min
erals whatever. Send for our free book
on blood and skin diseases and write out
physicians for any information or advice
wanted. No charge for medical advice.
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CHEAP CITY LIVING.
ARCHITECT PRESENT8 A VERY
INGENIOUS IDEA.
Haa Planned Comfortable Apartment
for People of TJmlted Means Here
the Bachelor of Either Sex May Live
Nicely in One Boom.
"I have an anarchist friend," said the
man who knows a good many people,
"who has a design for an apartment
house that will work a revolution in
accommodations for those persons who
cannot afford to. have more than one
room. He has fitted up an apartment
In his own house as a sample, and it
really promises amazing results. I was
talking to him the other evening on the
problem of city living for people of
small means, bachelors and bachelor
maids, and that kind principally, when
he asked me to come with him and see
what he had evolved on that line. We
went up to his third floor he Is able to
own a house of his own and he ush
ered me into an apartment which was
about twenty feet long and ten feet
wide, with a fine large window at one
end and a small door at the other. He
asked me what I thought of it, and I
looked around a minute to reach a con
clusion. "It was nicely carpeted. There was
one chair, and there was a two-light
chandelier about the center of the ceil
ing. The room was nicely papered on
one wall and at the ends, but the oppo
site side wall was entirely wainscoted,
as I thought I told him It looked all
right for a sitting-room for one, but
beyond that its usefulness seemed to
me to be somewhat restricted. He
laughed and asked me If I really
thought so, and going over to the wains
coting he turned up a little handle
really opened a door. It revealed a
closet big enough to accommodate all
the clothes an ordinary person would
care to have. Below it there was a
drawer for shoes and that sort
"Then he went right on with his
revelations, leaving me to stare at him.
He turned down a nice bed. similar to
the sleeping car variety; adjoining it
was a chiffonier with half a dozen
drawers in it and a glass at the top,
the glass being concealed by a lid which
dropped down, making a shelf for toilet
articles. Beyond was a wash stand
opening up in the same way, with wa
ter tank, bowl, slop jar and all. In an
other place was a door that fell down,
making a small table, and revealing
a cupboard where dishes and food
might be kept; in still another, a simi
lar lid dropping made a writing table,
and revealed space and shelving for a
good-sized library .with a nook for ink,
pens and such things. A half-dozen
leather-covered seats were hidden In
the same way, ready to be pulled down
for use, and behind each of them was
shelving, the depth of the wainscoting
being about two feet. Above the bed
and elsewhere about the wainscoting
were drawers and shelves, room for a
trunk, and little cubbyholes for storing
things, until really in that one wall,
twenty feet long and ten feet high, was
room for more stuff than nine-tenths
of people have.
"I forgot to say that the inside of the
high closet for clothes was a mirror 2
feet by 6 feet In size, and hung just
right to see one's self in when he was
ready to go out. I looked at the lay-out
of household conveniences in amaze
ment, and when he had shut It all up
again, leaving the handsome, well-lighted
sitting-room. I could scarcely realize
that I was not in the home of a magi-
clan who touched the walls and brought
forth what he wished. My friend told
me be had more conveniences in mind
for rather larger rooms, oue being a
shower bath to take the place of the
wash stand. He said his idea was, that
this kind of a room could be u.sed In
houses of any kind, but he designed it
especially for the apartment house of
the future, where In small space a man
or a woman might get some of the com
forts of a home In a room that would
cost only $15 a month rent, and still be
a good Investment for the real estate
owner. The Lord only knows when
that good time is coming," concluded
the talker, "but thousands are waiting
for It" New York Sun.
ROSA BONHEUR'S LIONS.
Clareti'a Personal Kecolletciona of the
Noted. Painter.
I do not know why, but instinctively
ever in my thoughts I place George
Sand and Rosa Bonbeur side by side.
I have known them both intimately,
and they have left me the same im
pression of repose, of touching naivete,
of simplicity and goodness.
George Sand possessed a unique
charm In her expressive eyes those
black lakes, in which one might al
most bathe, as once said to me Mme.
Victor Hugo, who also had most beau
tiful eyes.
When the great novelist took her
walks abroad in Nohant, the little birds
winged their flight to her instinctively,
and perched upon her shoulders.
It was the same with Rosa Bonheur.
She loved the animals, and the animals
loved her. In fact, she exercised a
magnetic power over them. The fierce
watchdogs of the house at By were
like lambs in" her presence. Tame lions
she had about her, too, those majestic
creatures that she so loved to paint,
and whose manes she would smilingly
caress with her delicate hand. The
deer of the forest contemplated her
with a glance of recognition, as if they
comprehended that she was In truth
their painter. M. Gerome, when he
wished to paint Hons, visited the tam
er, Pezon, at the Jardin des Plantes,
and made his studies across the bars of
the cages. Bonheur tried a different
plan. She actually gave the freedom
of her gardens to the lions of the me
nagerie at By. Sometimes the passers
by on the road would regard with stu
pefaction a tawny lion crouching on
the terrace of Mile. Rosa, and gazing
majestically from the height of the
wall which formed his pedestal.
Sorely frightened, pedestrians would
hasten their steps, as if they feared
the ferocious beast would leap forth
upon them. The Hon, however, remain
ed quiet Possibly be despised these
bipeds; or, rather. If we may believe
Rosa Bonheur, he was In reality both
good and kind. It amused him to see
the people stare.
However, after a while the artist
grew tired of entertaining such expen
sive guests, which, moreover, in spite
of all assurances, kept the neighbor
hood In a constant state of terror. The
lion Is all right in the landscape, and
on canvas, bat not on the terrace over
looking the highway.
Rosa Bonheur gave her last lion, so
carefully tamed, to the Jardin des
Plantes, and it was a privilege to hear
the charming woman tell of her visit to
her Imprisoned pet, of how sad he
was, reveling no longer In the caresses
of his mistress, while his mane looked
dirty and uncombed.'
"The poor animal," said she. "rose up
when he saw me, and his glance, so
eloquent and pathetic, seemed to tell
me I am wrong; his look actually
said: 'See what they have done to me.
I am weary. I suffer. Save me! Take
me backr " -
It was more than touching to hear
Rosa Bonheur speak of her models
with such sincere and deep affection.
She showed for these carnivorous
brutes the same tenderness that she
evinced toward the deer of the forest
Jules Claretie in Harper's Magazine.
TOO FULL FOR UTTERANCE.
A Professional "Hungry Man" Meets
His Match.
The New York traveling man gets a
lot of satisfaction out of a practical
joke, even when it costs him the price
of a good square meaL Here la the
latest example:
"Mister, could you give me some
thing to eat? I haven't had anything
to eat for two days."
A fat red-faced person in a seedy
suit had approached a well-dressed
man on Broadway at 8 o'clock last
night The well-dressed man paused
and looked at the beggar. He had
been accosted by the same man three
nights in succession.
"Why, yes, if you are hungry I will
help you to a supper."
"Awful hungry."
"Well, come in here, then," and the
man In evening clothes led the way
into the cafe of the Morton House, at
Broadway and 14th street
They sat down at a table and the
man with money ordered an extra
large sirloin steak with French fried
potatoes and coffee. When the seedy
individual finished with a sigh, he ten
dered his thanks and led the way to
a street In a minute a well-dressed
man returned and joined a party of
three. There was a whispered con
sultation, and one of them rose and
went down Broadway. At the corner
below was the beggar.
'Haven't eaten anything for twenty-
four hours. I am "
'Yes, yes, I'll give you a supper.
Come into the Morton House."
'I could get a good meal for half
a dollar," said the beggar, insinuat
ingly.
"Oh, that's all right Come along.
and we'll eat together."
The beggar followed reluctantly. A
minute later he was seated at the ta
ble he had left a few moment be
fore. 'Give this man an extra sirloin.
French fried potatoes, a cup of coffee.
and a pie," said the host to the sur
prised waiter.
The beggar was turning red and
white, but he held his nerve. When
the steak was brought in he tried to
eat, and he did swallow two mouth
fuls. Then he suddenly bolted for the
door. Milwaukee Wisconsin.
WOMEN PHILANTHROPISTS.
Millions Have Been Given by Them
to Education and Charity.
Few realize how much the cause of
education and the various philan
thtopic enterprises owe to the women
of the United States. Some of the gifts
recently made to women's causes are
noted below:
Mrs. Josephine L. Xewcombe. of New
York, to Tulane University, $3,000,000;
Mrs. P. D. Armour, of Chicago, to Ar
mour Institute, $1,230,000; Mrs. Edna
J. McPherson, of Newark, X. J., to
Yale College, $7C0.O0O; Mrs. H. R.
Schley and Mrs. K. P. Flower, of New
York, jointly, to the city of Watertown,
X. Y.. $500,000; Miss Helen Gould, of
Xew York, to various charities, $400,-
OCO; Mrs. Yanglian Marquis, of Ash
laud. Wis., to religion, $300,000; Mrs.
J. F. Ryan, of New York, to religion.
$250,000; Mrs. Eugene Kelly, of Buf
falo, to religion. $250.01.0; Mrs. Km
uious Blaine and Mrs. Cyrus MoCor-
uiick, to the University of Chicago.
$250,000; Mrs. A. S. Greenspan, of To
peka, Kan., to various charities, $200,-
000; Mrs. Louise Sebor, of Middlctou.
Conn., to religion. $175,000; Mrs. Mar
garet J. Bennett of Baltimore, to va
rious charities. $150,000; Mrs. Mary
Shannon, of Xewton, Mass., to various
colleges, $123,500; Mrs. G. S. Burbank.
of Fitchburg, Mass., to various chari
ties, $120,000, and Mrs. F. II. Alms, of
Cincinnati, to the University of Cincin
nati, $100,000.
Besides these several Chicago women
have given various sums to the univer
sity there, the total aggregating nearly
$500,000.
Why He Didn't Tremble.
'Tremble, monster!" shrieked the
heroine as she pointed a long, white ac
cusing finger at the double-eyed ruffian.
But the villain didn't tremble.
"You spoilt the scene," hissed the
heroine, when they stood in the wings.
"I really couldn t help it," apologized
the unhappy man.
'But I've always claimed you were
the best trembler on the stage," said
the heroine.
"It was awfully good of you," replied
the actor.
"But why couldn't yon tremble to
night?"
'It's easily explained," said the vil
lain. "Hitherto I've always played that
scene with my wife!"
Missouri Historical Collection.
V A. Kamnson. of Serlalfn Mn ho..
given to the Missouri Historical Society
his library of 7,000 titles bearing on
Missouri history, which he has been col-
letcmg ror tnirty-tnree years.
New Sort of Knockers.
The latest thing in knockers has a
small mirror enframed in It so that a
visitor can see whether his or her per
sonal appearance is correct before en
tering the house.
How mysterious two men when talk
ing lodge business!
' A We Drop. .
Sandy And will ye tak a drapo'
whisky afore von you gang name?
Tarn mas Ah, weel just a wee drap
pie. . v
Sandy Then say when, laddie.
Tammas Nay, mon,"the glass will
say when.
Neither Small Nor Short
'"Andrew Carnegie is a small man."
"Small! There's never been any
thing small about Carnegie."
"Well, then, he's short."
"Short, with $80,000,000 to give
away ! ' ' Cleveland Plain Dealer.
A Thoroughbred.
She Is it true that when you pro
posed to me yon didn't know whether
I was worth a penny?
He Absolutely. But I always was
willing to take chances Detroit Free
Press.
A Chinese Pen.
The Chinese pen from time imme
morial has been a brush made of some
soft hair and used to paint the curiously
formed letters of the Chinese alphabet
v
The Easiest Way.
Husband WJiat are you doing in my
pocaets. Haven't you any money r
Wife T hvA -mrnv of mv own. but
a man's pockets are so much easier to
find.
Chasing the Foxy.
She Is your .friend going to marry
the widow?
" He I think not. He told me he
had a better offer. Smart Set.
If One Loses.
Mr. Dobbs (on the way to the races)
Nice ride to the race course, don't
you think?
. Mr. Hobbs (nervously) Yes, but
think what a long walk back.
OUT OF DEATH'S 111
THRILLING RESCUE OF A UTICA
WOMAN.
The Story of the Event as Told by Mrs,
Tucker A Horrible Experience
. With a Happy Ending. -
How Mrs. Anna M. Tucker, of 352
Kossuth avenue, Utica, N. Y., was
saved from a horrible fate when death's
jaws were almost closing upon her is
told in the following statement made
by her to a reporter.
"It was soon after the. birth of my
little boy," she said. "Three different
doctors had done their best for me, but
they all failed to do me any good. My
case seemed to be a combination of
nervous and stomach troubles. ' I had
fainting spells, my food did not digest
and caused me great distress. My head
felt very badly and at times I was de
lirious. I lost in weight from 130 to
98 pounds, I had no color, my feet and
hands were cold and my limbs had a
prickly sensation as though asleep. I
was not refreshed . by sleep although I
slept heavily. I learned of Dr. Wil
liams' Pink Pills from a published case
similar to mine that had been cured bv
the pills. I took three or four boxes'
before I was certain that I was being
benefitted, but continued their use until
I was entirely cured.
"I am glad to recommend Dr Wil
liams' Pink Pills for Pale People for
they are the medicine that saved my
life. I do not believe that ordinary
medicine could have cured me."
Although Mrs. Tucker's was a severe
case, Dr. Williams' Pink Pills cured
her. Lesser troubles yield even more
readily to the potent action of this mar
velous medicine. Not only will these
pills cure cases similar to Mrs. Tuck
er's, but they have been proven to be
an unfailing specific for such diseases
as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis.
St. Vitus Dance, sciatica, neuralgia,
rheumatism, nervous headache, after
effects of grip, of fevers and of other
acute diseases, palpitation of the
heart, pale and sallow complexions
and all forms of weakness either in
male or female. Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills for Pale People are sold by all
dealers, or will be sent postpaid on re
ceipt of price, fifty cents a box, or six
boxes for two dollars and a half (they
are never sold in bulk or by the hun
dred) by addressing Dr. Williams
Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y.
They act directly on the blood and
nerves. Avoid imitations; substitutes
never cured anybody.
A Cinch.
The Boss No I must have a married
man for this position.
Applicant Just keep it open for an
hour. It's easier to get married than
it is to get a job.
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" I -suffered with inflammation and
falling of the womb and other dis
agreeable female. weaknesses. .1 had
bad spells, every two weeks that would
last from eight to ten days and would
have to go to bed. I also had head
ache and backache most of the time
and such bearing down pains I could
hardly walk across the room at times.
I doctored nearly all the time for
about two years and seemed to grow
worse all the time until last September
I was obliged to take my bed, and the
doctors thought an operation was the
only thing that would help me, but
this I refused to have done.
'Then a friend advised me to try the
Pinkham medicine, which I did, and
after using the first bottle J began to
improve. I took in all five bottles of
Lydia E. Pinkham's Blood Purifier,
four boxes of Lydia E. Pinkham's Dry
Form Compound, three boxes of Liver
Pills and used three packages of Sana
tive Wash, and I am as well now as I
ever was. 'I am more than thankful
every day "for my cure." Mbs. Fkank
Cahter, 3 Merrill St., Amesbnry, Mass.
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Reserved Situations.
i 1
"Yes, poor fellow, she married him
to reform him."
"Well?"
"And now he's got his hands full
trying to reform her.'" Denver Times.
Matched.
Mr. Drinker I want a blue necktie
to match my eyes.
Salesman I'm sorry, sir, but we are
just out of blue ties; but I can sell you
one to match your nose."
David Discounted.
Sunday School Teacher Now,
Johhny, whom, more than any body
else, do you wish to see when you go
to heaven?
Johnny (eagerly) Goliath. Boston
Herald.
Detected.
"What'rnkes the actor criticise
you
so severely?
"My dear sir," answered Storming
ton Barnes, "he hopes to make people
say it is professional jealousy, thereby
conveying the impression that he is in
my class." Washington Star.
Making the Punishment Fit Crime.
Mrs. Boreum( hopelessly) Mortimer,
I cannot make Willie mind.
Mr. Boreum (sternly) Willie, do as
your mother wishes or I will make you
go and sit in a cozy corner." Brook
lyn Eagle.
The Clouds of Doubt.
"He has told me that he loved me,"
said the fair girl, "but I don't know
whether to marry him or not."
"I am sure he does his best to tell
the truth. But, you see, he works in
the weather bureau. Washington Star.
How lie Kept Up.
"Well, Billy, how did camping go?"
"Oh, all right; I slipped off to the
farm houses around now and then and
got a square meal on the sly."
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Vigorous, but Futile. -
Wealthy PatientWhat is your bill
for amputating my leg?
Eminent Surgeon Three hundred
dollars, sir. J
Wealthy Patient (filling out a check)
That's a worthy effort, doctor, but it
will never restore the leg to its normal
length Chicago Tribune.
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Uscless Friends.
Tom I'm broke and I want some
money. v -.
Dick Why don't yon write to some
of your friends?
Tom That's the trouble. I've got
too many friends. I wish I knew a
stranger.
A Woman's Mercy Fad.
A Boston woman will agitate for a
law prohibiting the boiling or roasting
of chestnuts, on the ground that it in
volves painful death of worms "whose
right to life, liberty and the pursuit of
happiness is no less than that of the
most liighly dowered man." New
York Tribune.
Food Luxuries for Soldirs.
All European armies have certain
extras weekly in .the way of food..
Sugar is given in England and France,
two gallons of beer- in Russia, half a
gallon of wine in Italy, three pounds of
fish in Spam, and five ounces of butter
in Belgium.
All Planned.
Teacher An island is a body of
land entirely surrounded by water.
Take Cuba, for instance.
Tommy My pa says that's what we
are going to do before we get through.
Boston Herald. -
i Never Heard of It
Amazed and Delighted Foreigner (his
first view of Niagara Falls) Why ees
zees so faf from Buffeelo?
Native Great Scott, mister! How
could we move it any closer to Buffalo?
. Foreigner How? Ees eet not a
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