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I Scrofula Tew are entirely free from It. It may develop bo slowly as to cause little If any disturbance daring the whole period of childhood. It may then produce irregularity of the stomach and bowels, dyspepsia, catarrh, and marked tendency to consumption before manifesting itself in much cutaneous, eruption or glandular swelling. It is best to be sure that you are quite free from it, and for its. complete eradica tion you can rely on Hood's Sarsaparilla The best of all medicines for all humors. Nursemaids Behind British Recruits. General Buller once explained why it was necessary to put such showy clothing on most of the troops: "Be cause a showy uniform attracts Mary Ann, the nursemaid, who makes Tom my Atkins join the army. In plain uniforms, you would And recruiting a harder Job than ever." The Peruna Almanac The druggists have already been supplied with Peruna almanacs. There is sure to be a great demand for these almanacs on account pt the articles on astrology which they contain. The subject of astrology is a very attrac tive one to most people. The articles on astrology in the Peruna almanac have been furnished by a very com petent astrologist and the .mental char acteristics of each sign is given, con stituting almost a complete horo scope. A list of lucky and unlucky days for each month is given. There will be a great rush for these books. Ask your druggist for one early be fore they are all gone. To Prevent Telegraphist's Paralysis. Telegraphists' paralysis is to be pre vented by a new telegraph key. The key has a handle large enough to be grasped by the entire hand, and can be turned at any angle or set in any position the operator may prefer for. ease. CITG Parmanentlr Ourad. Ho fits or nerronsnaat I I O after flrat day's itaaof Tr. KlIne'sGreat Narva. Baatorar. Bend for FREE 9J.00 trial bottle and treat Jm. IB.B.H.Kl.lNI.Ltd..V31ArchSt..Pnuadelpbia.Pf Matrimony and Eyes. An old man was rallied by his friends, on his marrying a young wife, on the inequality of their ages. He replied, "She will be near me to close my eyes." "Well," replied a friend, "I'v had two of them, and they opened my eyes." Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. The Cook's Warning. Wife Well, John, I'll have to do the cooking now. The cook left without warnine this afternoon. Husband Not exactly without warning. She told me this morning I had better bring home somS dyspep sia tablets tonight, but I didn't quite catch on to what she meant. Judge. Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used for all affections of the throat and lungs. Wm. O. Endsley, Vaubureu, Ind., Feb. 10. 1900. Recovering Money From a Grafter. At a county fair in Kansas a man lost $18 at a sure-thing game. The wife saw the man lose his last cent, and, marching up to the desk of the grafter, grabbed a handful of money from the bos, and told him she had to have it to live on, and walked away to the music of the crowd's cheers. Lame back makes a young man feel old. Wizard oil makes an old man feel young. See your druggist. Hadn't Graduated. "What good does your college edu cation do you if you can't carry a bowl of soup to a guest without putting your thumb in it?" said the summer hotel proprietor to the student waiter. "Oh, well," was the reply; "you must remember I have two years more in college." Yonkers Statesman. Don't Let Constipation Kill Yon 1 It will lo it. openly or in disguise. Consti pation has many long scientific aliases, but CasCBrets Candy Cathartic will save you Druggists loc, 25c, 5oc, He Renounced the Faith. The Rochester Post-Express tells of a godfather who, when asked in the course of the service if he believed what all Christians hold as the essen tials of the faith, answered with em phasis, "I renounce them all," to the consternation of the parson and all the witnesses. Rheumatic pains are the crie3 of protest and distress from tortured muscles, aching ioiuts ami excited nerves. The blood has een poisoned by the accumulation of waste matter in the system, and can nc longer supply the pure "and health sustain ing food tbey require. The whole system feels the effect cf this acid poison ; and not until the blood has been purified and brought back to a healthy condition will the aches aud pains cease. Mrs. James Ke:l, of 707 Ninth street, N. E., 'Washington, T. C, writes as follows: "A few months ago I had an attack of Sciatic Klieuina tism in its worst form. The TOLtl Tras so intense 1!i.it T became comrlele'v pros trated. TlieaUack'wasan unusually severe one, anj my condition Trns regard- .u as n...5 riy iianijrr- W V Vs? ous. I was attended by , VA" ANVv one 01 me mo( ame aoc- X la rv tors iu Washington, who is (tUS also a member r.t the lac- SaNS1' 449t ulty of a leading medical ; v?'r'Ci-P"l! college here, lie told me. Aattitf.il. TaWiiff .iirVl to continue his preserip- tionsand I would Ret well. After having i' filler twelve times without receiving the slighter benefit, I declined to continue lus treatment an longer. Having heard of S. S.S.(Swiffs Specific) recommended lor Rheumatism, I decided, almost in despair however, to give the medicine a trial, and alter I had taken a few bottles I was able U hobble around on crutches, and verv soon there after had no use for them at all, S." S. S. having cured me s. uaJ aud well. AH the distressir.c pains have left me, iny appetite has returned and I am happy to be again restored to perfect health. tut great vegetable purifier and tonic, is the ideal remedy in all rheumatic troubles. There are no opiates 01 minerals in it to disturb the digestion and lead to ruinous habits. We have prepared a special book on Rheumatism which every sufferer from this painful disease should read. It is the most complete and interesting book of the kind ia existence. It will be sent free to any one desiring it. Write our physi cians fully and freely about your case. We make no charge for medical advice. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO, ATLANTA, CA. rgaJMMt4ll:iaA1.-ILgjl loHtS Wnfcttt ALL ISE FAILS. GT kg Beet Cough Syrup. Taste Good. Use fl rri la time. ;?o!i1 drucsriM. lf Popular Belle. Tom And yon say she is a great belle? Jack You bet. Why, she actually has four silk pillows stuffed with hair fram four different football players. Philadelphia Record. Beggars Pursue Carnegie. While in Pittsburg the other day Andrew Carnegie was forced to leave the house in which he was staying by a rear door and drive off in a carriage to escape a crowd of people begging money for charitable objects many of them for libraries. Mr. Carnegie re ceives over 300 begging letters a. day.' 4 womjrsjuccEss AN INTERESTING STORY OF HOW SHE ATTAINED IT. Tor a. Long; Time It Beemed That Good Fortune Would Not Come Am Ap parent Trifle Brought It About. As with many other women, fortune lingered a long while before coming to Mrs. Knowles. But finally a trifling occurrence brought it to her. Mrs. George M. Knowles lives at No. 16 North street, Portland, Me., and when a reporter visited her to learn the facts of the case, she said: "For a year and a half I suffered tortures from rheumatism. When I arose in the morning or when I got up to walk after I had been sitting down for a while, my joints became stiff and I could not move easily as I did before the rheumatism set in. My feet ached and I could not walk with out limping for some minutes after I started out. It was very painful and interfered a great deal with my household duties." "How did you succeed in becoming cured?" asked the newspaper .man. "It was one of those apparently lit tle things that brought it about," re plied Mrs. Knowles, with a smile. "I had been suffering in this way for a year and a half when one day I hap pened to pick up the paper and to see an advertisement of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People. I made up my mind to try them. When I had taken one bos I felt better and after I had taken the pills for about two months all the pain was gone. This was a year ago, and the rheumatism has not troubled me since." The above statement of Mrs. Knowles was sworn to at the report er's request before Marshall H. Pur rington, notary public, at Portland, and published in the Express, a re liable newspaper of that city. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People will not only cure cases simi lar to that of Mrs. Knowles, but, con taining, as they do, all the elements necessary to give new life and rich ness to the blood and restore shat tered nerves, they have proved effica cious in a wide range of diseases. They are an unfailing specific for such diseases as locomotar ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus' dance, sci atica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous headache, the after-effects of grip, of fevers and of other acute diseases, palpitation of the heart, pale and sal low complexions and all forms of weakness, either in male or female. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale Peo ple are sold by all dealers or will be sent postpaid on receipt of price, fifty cents a box; six boxes, two dollars and fifty cents, by addressing Dr. Wil liams' Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y. Be sure and get the genuine; sub stitutes uever cured anybody. Old Philadelphia. October 25 was the two hundredth anniversary of the incorporation of the city of Philadelphia, which, in 1701, was already a town of some 1500 houses, with more than 5000 inhabi tants. It was laid out as a parallelo gram between the two rivers. DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CUBED By local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu tional remedies. Peafness is caused by an in flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in flamed von have a rumbling sound or imper fect hear iiixr, and when it ia entirely closed deafness is the result, and unless the inflamma tion can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out ot ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deainess (caused by catarrh) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bend for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Bold by Druggists, 76c . Hall's Family Pills are the beat. Finances of St Louis. St. Louis this year stands upon her own financial basis with reference to money to move Western crops; in other words, her bankers are asking no favors of New York. The world's fair ought to witness the fact that St. Louis is the financial center of the great Central West. St. Louis Star. Out at Sea, Mrs. Gull (angrily) I heard what you said to that Miss Seamew. Mr. Gull Heard what? Mrs. Gull Heard you say just as plain as day, "Meet me at the pier, dearest." Mr. Gull Oh, rats! You just ran into one of those wireless messages from that steamer. Judge. Press Bringing Universal Peace. Mar O'Rell, who recently joined the staff of the Paris Figaro, thinks that the press now fulfills the duties for merly monopolized by diplomacy and urges his companions of the pen to re frain from writing on any subject with which they have not at least an ele mentary acquaintance. If this plan were followed everywhere he says that twenty years hence the peace of the world would be assured. Taught Gardening by Example. When the present Archbishop of Canterbury was, nearly half a century ago, principal of a government train ing college for teachers, he always made a point of personally initiating his students into the mysteries of gar dening, and plied spade and rake in his shirtsleeves as a teacher and ex ampler should. Local Option in Mississippi. Few as the saloons are in Missis sippi, they pay nearly one-third of the ; state's total income from privilege tax-', es. Mississippi is regarded as one of i the most ultra of prohibition states. ! made so by the anti-saloon sentiment ; in a majority of the counties under ! the local option system. Fourteen of j the counties pay the bulk of the $150,- j 000 received annually from this tax. j - A Hero Indeed. She I shall marry no man who is not a hero. He Say that you'll be mine and I'll prove that I am one. j She Oh, Adolphus, how? He I'll go right in and "ask papa." Philadel- i phia Bulletin. PIONEERS IN SIBERIA. RED TAPE TENDS TO HINDER EMIGRATION. So Many Qualifications Are Asked of In tending Kmieranta that All But the Most Persevering: Become Siacov a;ed and Remain Where They Are. While the stringent regulations now governing emigration to Siberia have abolished to a great extent the disorder and abuses of the old system, they have entangled the whole process in a net work of bureaucratic formalities, and the preliminary steps which must be taken by every Intending emigrant' are enough to make all but the most reso lute desist. Before making any move ment at all the emigrant must seek the advice of the local authorities and ob tain a certificate of his suitability and capacity. Permits to emigrate are no longer easily obtainable, but are fre quently refused on such grounds as "insufficient means," "physical disabil ity;" the regulations laying it down that only "good farmers and taxpay ers" are to be granted permits. The provisional permit is given only to the head of the family or some other able bodied member of It, who, having ta ken the advice of the emigration offi cials at Tchelabinsk as to the nature and location of the available lands, is sent at a nominal fare into Siberia, where he Is free to examine all the lots available. If he is successful in finding suitable land he must first have his choice approved at the local emigra tion-office, the title being indorsed upon his pioneer's certificate. Afterward a final permit to emigrate Is given to the remaining members of his family, who follow him on special terms as to rail way fare, monetary assistance and ex emptions; the poorer obtaining grants or loans to enable them to set up house and purchase the necessary imple ments. Formerly this assistance was given liberally, but the present policy of the government is to encourage emi gration by the more prosperous and thrifty peasants only and monetary as sistance is now restricted to small amounts, seldom exceeding from $15 to $25, and then nearly always in the form of a loan repayable without interest within ten years. But before the final decision to emi grate !s taken, the number of require ments to be satisfied is so great that it is not difficult to understand why not 30 per cent of the pioneers undertake the responsibility of bringing their fam ilies from home. For while Siberia as a whole contains the natural resources necessary for nearly all forms of agri culture, these resources are very un evenly distributed, and there is no sin gle district which does not oppose to great natural advantages certain seri ous drawbacks. All the best agricul tural land has long been occupied, says R. E. C. Long, in the Forum, a,nd the pioneer who has only some two months in the year in which he can satisfactor ily examine lots scattered over a great area, must compromise a hundred con flicting Interests before be can be sure of making the best selection. He must consider the nature of the land, wheth er dry, marshy or salt, the question of water supply, whether wood exists in sufficient quantities and of the right quality both for building and fuel, and whether the crops raised are those to which he has been accustomed in Rus sia. He must Inquire as to the system of agriculture practiced Siberian land requires much heavier work than Rus sianthe losses from thieves, disease, wild beasts and insects; the question of markets and means of transport; and the cost of establishing a home. He must ascertain whether the local Inhabitants have emigrated from the same district, and speak the same dia lect as himself. WATER FOR THE HOLY CITY. Jerusalem Is Now Supplied by a Sys tem of Modern Designs. The holy land has its railways, elec tric lights and American windmills, and now Jerusalem is about to get a supply of good drinking water. In ancient times the city of David was well sup plied. The remains of aqueducts aud reservoirs show this. But since the Turk's day the people of Jerusalem have been dependent on the scanty and often polluted accumulations of rain water In the rock-hewn cistern beneath their feet. Even this supply has re cently failed, says a correspondent of the London Times, owing to want of rain. Distress and sickness became so general that the Turkish governor has at length been induced to sanction the purchase of iron pipe to bring water fron AIn Salah, cr the "sealed foun tain," at Solomon's pools, about nine miles south of Jerusalem. A pipe six Inches in diameter will bring 8,000 "skins" of water a day for distribution at "fountains" supplied with faucets. Solomon, In his famous "Song," speaks of this secret spring, now turned to use. "My beloved," he says, "is like a spring shut up, a fountain sealed." It Is a deep-down subterranean spring, Which has, from the time of Solomon, flowed through the arched tunnel built by him to the distributing chamber or reservoir near the northwest corner of the highest of Solomon's pools. Half a century ago the location of this "hid den" spring which was still, as in Sol omon's time, flowing into the reservoir mentioned, was unknown. The tunnel is roofed by stones leaning against each other like an inverted V, the primitive form of the arch, which is also seen in the roof of the queen's chamber of the great pyramid. The entrance to this tunnel from the spring Is one of the oldest structures in existence. The piping is to be laid along the old aque duct which formerly, from the time of Solomon, brought this same water to the temple area. There are eleven or twelve ancient fountains here and there In the city, long unused, but now to be utilized, and from which 'the water may be drawn free to all, several taps being attached to each fountain. Baltimore Sun. In the Eye of the Beholder. If one needs any assurance that beau ty Is largely in the eye of the beholder, he his but to mentally review the mar ried women of his acquaintance, and reflect that even the plainest of them is charming in her husband's sight. It's a very good thing, too, if we consider femininity's peace of mind, that each lord of creation has a style of his own. There are fashions in beauty, however, just as there are In clothes. Why. once small months of the rosebud order were the only sort It was considered possible for a lady to have. The girl who didn't possess one tried to make herself believe she had, anyway, while the maid with an uncompromisingly big mouth Just brooded over It In si lence and tried to be patient under her affliction. A mouth is not considered beautiful simply because It is small In these more enlightened days, but to the contrary the good-sized one with weH curved, lips. Is looked upon as at once more beautiful and more full of char acter than the Cupid's bow sort. As to eyebrows! Well, we've gone through a perfect revolution regarding them. The old-time novelists consider ed curved eyebrows the only sort al lowable In good society. If a youne woman hadn't curved eyebrows and an 1 astonished expression, she wasn't ex actly thought a black sheep, but she wasn't looked upon as an ornament to the family as was her crescent browed sister. Now, the straight eyebrow's the thing and she who hasn't It swears she has and defies any one to disprove her assertion. Grecian noses have given place In fa vor to retrousse ones, golden hair to brown, and delicate figures to the ath letic sort But we're ready to declare each new fashion in good looks is the best, so perhaps after a while we'll be cultivat ing arched eyebrows again and going back to the days when fainting spells were only the outward and visible sign of an inward and spiritual sensitive ness. Who knows what a day may bring forth? A covel by a Hungarian writer, Ba ron Nicholas Josika, Is being issued In English, It Is a vivid picture of the overrunning of Hungary by the Tar tars in the thirteenth century. Amelia Barr's new novel of Cromwell's time, "The Lion's Whelp," takes Its title from the text in Genesis: "A lion's whelp from the prey, my sou, thou art gone up and unto him shall the gathering of the people be." Miss Rosa Nouchette Cary, in the years since she began to write It was in 1868, that she published her first novel has given the world more than a score of books; each one of which has enjoyed a well-earned popularity. The "Herb of Grace" is her latest, Is sued from the Lippincott press. Think of one woman writing seven- yt-one books! a library in itself. John Strange Winter (Mrs. Arthur Stan- nard) is the lady, and her latest nov el, "The Price of a Wife," is her seventy-first book. She has kept in the front rank of novelists ever since she attained sudden popularity with "Boo- tle's Baby," in 1885. A group of studies of James Bryce in history and jurisprudence has been In the press for some time. There are two volumes,' and the contents of these have been composed at different times, extending over many years. While the studies are very diverse, a common thread runs through a num ber of them. This is a comparison be tween the history and law of Rome and the history and law of England. Bret Harte, whose reported illness was lately denied, recently returned to the Idea of the "Condensed Novels" which were his first published work in prose. A further volume of "Con densed Novels," suggested by such popular writers as Rudyard Kipling, Anthony Hope and Conan Doyle, may tlicrelcre be looked for from him. H's earlier excursions In this style of pa rody belong to tbe California period of his career and were contributed to the San I ranclsco Californian. William Ernest Henley, the English poet, when asked if he would like to reply to the criticisms of his recent attack, upon Robert Louis Stevenson, quoted Bishop Berkeley in a lordly tone: "'They say! What say they? Let them say!' The criticisms are really not worth the trouble of re tort. I shall probably read them in the papers. I have kept silence for five years against ill-natured attacks and every kind of innuendo and I can do so for another five years." He Knew the Fact. A convict at a French penal settle ment who was undergoing a life sen; tence desired to marry a female con vict, such marriages being of common occurence. The governor of tha colony offered no objection, but the priest pro ceeded to cross-examine the prisoner. "Did you not marry in France?" le asked. "Yes." "And your wife is dead?" "She is." "Have you any document to show that she is dead?" "No." "Then I must decline to marry you. You must produce some proof that your wife is dead." There was a pause, and the bride prospective looked at the would-be groom. Finally he said: "I can prove that my former wife Is dead." "How will you do so?" "I was sent here for killing her." The bride acceited him, notwith standing. Edinburgh Scotchman. Had Library on Morinonism. Theodore Schroeder, of Salt Lake City, has given to the Wisconsin His torical Library his library on Mormon history. This is one of the largest col lections of books on this subject In ex istence, embracing, as it does, 23,000 bound volumes, pamphlets and newspa per files. Very Bitter. "There is nothing but bitterness In your heart:" she sighed, gazing into the embers. "Naturally," he responded. "Haven't the doctors informed you that I have a tobacco heart?" Tailors in Spain earn $4.90 a week; in Italy, $4; in England, $7.40. PROMINENT PHYSICIANS USE AND ENDORSE PE-RU-NA. CB.CHAMBERLIN, M.D. OF WASHINGTON. D.C. C. B. Chamberlin, M. D., writes from 14th and P. Sts., Washington, D.C. : ' "Many cases have come under my observation where Peruna has benefitted and cured. Therefore, I cheerfully recommend it for catarrh and a general tonic."-. B. CHAMBERLIN, M. D. Medical Examiner V. S. Treasury. Dr. Llewellyn Jordan, Medical Ex aminer of U. t. Treasury Depart ment, graduate of Columbia college, and who served three years at West Point, has the fol lowing to say of Peruna: "Allow me to express my grati tude to you for the benefit derived Dr. L. Jordan. from your wonder ful remedv. One short month has brought forth a vast change and I now consider myself a well man after months of suffering. Fellow suffer ers, Peruna will cure you." DR. LLEWELLYN JORDAN. Geo. C. Havener, M. D., of Anacos tia, D. C, writes: The Peruna Medicine Co., Colum bus, O. Gentlemen: In my practice I have had occasion to frequently pre scribe your valuable medicine, and have found its use beneficial, especi ally in cases ff catarrh. GEORGE C. HAVENER, M. D. Dr. L. S. Smith, of Williston, Fla., writes: "I have found Peruna a most valu able remedy for chronic catarrh of the head, throat, lungs and bronchial tubes, in fact, no matter where lo cated. "Few people realize that most sick Her Centle Hint "Yes; I proposed to her by letter." "And what was her reply?" "She sim ply referred me to a certain chapter and page in 'The Life of Paul Jones.' " "And what did you find?" "It says: 'After fruitlessly applying for com mand of the ship by letter, he went in person to see about it; and then he secured it!'" Life. Millions of Passengers. The annual statement of the Mon treal street railway states that during the year the company carried 46,741, 000 passengers and issued 14,215,000 transfers. The earnings for the year showed a net profit of, $649,251.51, as compared with $647,246.64 for the pre vious year. Montreal Herald and Star. , Good Judgment She Oh, Fred, dear, you are so no ble, so generous, so handsome, so chiv alrous, so much the superior of every man I meet, I can't help loving you. Now, what can you see in plain little me to admire? He Oh, I don't know, dear; but you certainly have very good judgment. Tid-Bits.- iiiiitiiiniiiiuiiiHJini'U.iiimimiiii.uiiitiniuiii". Agetablc PreparationTor As similating the Food andBegula ling the S toinachs andBowels of Promotes DigestiortCheerfur ness and Rest.Con tains neither Opium,Morphine nor Mineral. Not "NAR.C otic . JlKtpe afOMUrSAlWELPtTCIOR PumpiaM Seal' jtbcSemn BtcMUSmtit- taprrrrmt - BlCartxjnahStia HirmSfd- ClailudSuatr Aperfecl Remedy for Constipa tion , Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness and Loss OF SlfEP. Facsimile Signature or NEW YORK. EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. iifflniMiiiiiffliiiiiiiiiii If II mmmmmmml N V lllll'IIMlllli,tIlllMH11UI,ll.liHllli nesses start from colds which devel op Into different affections and final ly become chronic, settling often on the lungs and frequently causing se rious trouble in the pelvic organs, while in women it develops into dis eases peculiar to the sex. "From my experience with Peruna I have found it very efficacious to cure these diseases, and I recommend it." L. S. SMITH, M. D. Dr. Mary Smith, Winfield, Ind., writes. . "A weak and sick woman must not expect to bear well children. For over 31 years my efforts have been spent among sick women especially, and among all the remedies I have used none excel Peruna, and I be lieve that it is the best and safest medicine to give a woman suffering from ovarian trouble, inflammation, and profuse menstruation. "I would not be doing my duty as a physician did I not advise its use. I know by experience that Peruna cures sick women, and I therefore gladly indorse it." DR. MARY SMITH. If you do not receive prompt and satisfactory results f rbm the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hart- j man, giving a full statement of your j case, and he will be pleased to give . you his valuable advice gratis. ! Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. Kentucky's Interest in Road-Making. Kentucky was one of the early west ern states to take an active interest in road-making. It was the policy of the state to co-operate with its minor political divisions in the construction ' of roads, and many years ago a corps ! of engineers set to work to lay oft ', roads in all parts of the blue grass ' state. MADE; BY TH& MAKERS OF OILED CLOTHING MAVC THE SAMEr POINTS OF EXCELLENCE AND CIYE COMPLETE SATISFACTION. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears Signature For Over Thirty Years P THE CCMTAUH COBPMT. t TORS CITV. 1 IS the t AT Use US A Floating Cobbler's Shop, A floating cobbler's shop Is one of the features of the Penobscot Bay is land life, Capt. W. O. Cottle, in bis iloop, Yankee Nation, going from place jo place and giving attention to mend, ing old shoes and boots which the people may save up for his coming, Capt. Cottle has a new dog as a con panion to take the place .of Jip, who was with him for many years. One Consolation. Ottinger Unlucky at cards, lucky at love. Henriques That's right! If youTcre a loser at bridge whist the girls will love you to death! Puck. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. OREGON. POKTLAND. St Helen's School for Girls. Thirty-third year. Commodious build ings. Modern equipment. Academic and college preparatory courses. Spe cial courses in music and art. Ill us. trated catalogue. All departments will reopen September 16. MISS ELEANOR TEBBETTS, Principal. BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY Portland, Oregon. Founded 1870. A Horns School for Boys. Military and Manual Training. Write for Illustrated Catalogue. ARTHUR C. NEWILL, Principal ...Colu mbia University... Academic and Collegiate Halls. COURSES Classical, Literary. Scientific and Commercial. For particulars apply to REV. E. P. MURPHY, President, Univenitr Park, Portland. Oregon The Farmer's First Profit Is made in his selection of seed. . Send for Our Complete Annual Cata logue for 1902, FREE! It contains full directions for garden work and many useful tables for the farmer. 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