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'- 3 .ft "ft "or-.!-( If 1 .Jfe x hi -i Difficult Digestion That Is dyspepsia. " " It makes life miserable. Its sufferers eat not because they want (a, bat simply because they mutt. They know they are irritable and fretful; bnt they cannot be otherwise. They complain of a bad taste in "the month, a tenderness at the pit of the stom ach, an uneasy feeling of puffy fulness, headache, heartburn and what not. The effectual remedy, proved by perma nent cures of thousands of severe cases, is Hood's Sarsaparilla Hood's Pills are tha best cathartic. Limitations. Once upon a time the Fates en dowed a certain people with a sense of humor. Eventually the people became aware of this, and their mortification there upon was very great. "For how," exclaimed they, "are we ever to become a world power now?" Of course, patriotism might still be taught in the schools. Detroit Jour nal. HOWS THIS! We offer One Honored Dollars Reward for any case of Cattarrh that can not be cured by Ball's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY A Co.,' Prop. Toledo, O. We the undersigned.have known F. J. Cheney for the past 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and fin ancially able to carry outany obligations made by their firm. Wist & Tsuix, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, WiLDINQ KlNNAH & MiBVIN, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O. Rail's Catarrh Care Is taken Internally .acting directly on the blood and mueous surfaces of the system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Testimonials free. Ball's Family Pills are the best. Could Protect His Rights. Uncle Hiram I tell you what, that young Jorkins that's sparkin' our Mandy knows how to look out for number one. Aunt Malaprop Yes, he's no eye sore runnin' aroun' selling his birth right for a mess of pottage. This signature is on every box of the genuine Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablet. the remedy that cure m Mid tm stay Ruined by House Cleaning- Missionary Was It liquor that Drought you to this? Imprisoned Burglar No, sir; It was house-cleanin' springe house-cleanin', sir. ' Missionary Eh! house-cleaning? Burglar Yessir. The woman had been house-cleanin', an' the stair car pet was up, an' the folks heard me. Tit-Bits. Th Best Prescription for Malaria Chills and Fever Is a bottle of Grove's Tasteless unui ionic, it is simply iron and a tasteless form. No Cure. No Pay. iron and quinine in race sue Her Fate. Mind Reader You're In love with a nlan. He has light hair. Bridget No. He has dark hair. Mind Reader Then he must have bleached it. TITO Permanently Cured. No fits er nerronsneas T 1 1 V after first day's ate of Dr. Klias's Great Mem Restorer. gendforFREBS'J.OOtrUlbottleaod treat- la. ia.K.u.a.Liaa,i,ta..v3i arciiE..nuia(Ulpnia,ra ' Not Always. The Philosopher1 The empty barrel gives the loudest sound. The Politician There s where you are wrong. During a political cam paign a bar'l filled with boodle talks the loudest. - MRS. JOKES' FLESH GROWER. Prlco 02.00. This Is the genuine. It increas es flesh on any part of the body. develops ouat to aoj uoaum sua and makes round, plump face and neck. Removes all blackheads, tan. freckles. Dimples, flesh worms, and makes the skin soft and whits, write tar agents' terms. MRS. E. JONES tt CO., Offices UO-eu Inter Ocean Bldg., Chicago, HI FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. Best possible to build. Best material. Best pro portion. Best finish. Lightest running-. Seventy rears' experience. HITGHK1.L. LtWIN & SIAVEK CO., 1st and Taylor Sts., Portland, Or His. Little Joke. "John," said the- politician's wife, waking him, up about 2 a. m., "what's that noise?" "That noise?" echoed John, dream ily; "oh, I guess it's same rats hold ing a rat-lfication meeting in the at tic." DH poison OAK, poison ivy, Throueh absorbed seriously BARBER'S ITCH, LEAD amo BRASS PO ISO NINO, ETC. open, we are much more liable to be a .. , i . t, , . Poisoned dangerous plants, workers m Drass, copper, ieaa ana zinc nave their health un paired and the blood supply poisoned through the absorption of fine particles of these metals and the acids used in polishing and cleaning them.. Inhaling the fumes of lead give painters that pallid, waxy appearance of tne skin.. Barber's Itch is another disease that reaches the blood through the skin, and is a most obstinate v one when it becomes firmly fixed in the system. After the poison has reached the - Diooa ana oeen mssrminaieo tnrougnour. applications. In many cases the blood is ance of the rash or eruption on the skin, and all efforts should be directed to the , purification and building up of the blood. Ugly eruptions and sores will continue to Dreax out m spue oi saivea, wasnes, S. S. S. is especially recommended pletely does it destroy the effects of the Oak and Ivy that there is no po&sibiHtr of its reappearance, and it is equally as efficacious in brass or lead poisoning or Bar ber's Itch ; building up and purifying the blood and driving; out of the circulation impurities of every kind, and removing every blemish, sore or eruption- from the skin. There is no substitute for S. S. S. : it is the only purely vegetable blood purifier known, and the safest and best in ail constitutional or blood diseases. Our Medical Consultation Department If yon desire any special information er advice about your case, write our physicians, explaining your condition, and uev mu caruiuiy ccmsiaex wok you nave to say and you will receive a prompt reply. Our physi cians have made a study of blood and skin di s. and you can have the benefit of their experience and skill without any cost to yon whatever. Don't hesitate to write fully about yourself, as nothing you say tfoes beyond our office. We have a verv Utercstisg book on Blood and Skin Diseases, which we will be glad to mail fxes l THH SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA. OA. Slow.' ;:v , ... . Policeman What are you trying to put that letter in there for?. That ain't a letter box; It's a fire alarm box. . - Mr. Wayback I know all that, but that house over there is on fire, and I'm going to notify the fire depart ment. ; Jarred. Professor Beeswax According to this cookbook, you didn't make the omelet correctly. Bridget An' do th book say any thing about your not having paid me wages for three months? Loyalty to. His Eoploysr. That you ne man who consented to have a Dortion of his blood let out to save his employer, set a remarkable example of heroism. The incident shows what power there is in good blood. There is only one natural way to get good blood, and that is from the stomach. If the stomach needs assistance, trv Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. This wonderful medicine cures dyspepsia, indigestion, constipation,, and makes rich rea dioou. Flattered. ' Tramp Them doughnuts was bo good, mum, I fear I can never again eat ordinary grub. Lady Er, sit down there, Just a moment. I'll put you up a nice lunch, my. man. Mis Prophecy. She Is that "Ice thick enough . to support me? Owner of the Pond I don't know. I expecf It to support me all next summer. - Nearly So. - "When a weak-natured man tries to brace up an' be firm," said Uncle Eben, "he usually doesn' 'complish nuffin' 'ceptin' to git low down obstin ate." ' SOU KNOW WHAT TOU ABE TAKING When you take Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic, because the formula is plainly printed on every bottle showing that it is simply Iron and Qui nine in a tasteless form. No Cure. Ns fay. 60c. The Climax. Tommy You must be. a regular lady-killer, Mr. Sappy. Mr. Sappy Why do you think that, Tommy? Tommy Well, Mabel said that after you left last night she nearly died laughing.- It Would Seem So. Rubberton May I inquire what your business is, stranger? Stranger (haughtily) Sir, I'm gentleman. Rubberton well, I reckon that s good business, stranger, but you're not the only man that's failed at it. Sfotm f ho Cough mnd Wurkm Oft thm Cold. Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a cold in one Clay, .no cure, ro ray. race zt cents. A Minnesota woman has designed' a buttonhole opener for use with but tonholing machines, consisting of a central handle with one end formed with a tapered point to cut the hole open, when the tool is reversed and a flat, double-edged blade is used to make the hole of the proper length. Careful Ccoks. He Our cook is so careful about thieves. She always locks the doors, even in the daytime. She That's nothing. Our cook al ways keeps a policeman in the kitchen. Tid-Bits. . Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use ior their children during the teething period. Real Selfish. Mrs. Selldom Home Do you know anything about that family that is moving into the flat in the next block? Mrs. Nexdore No, but I think they are rather selfish, disagreeable people. They took all their household furni ture there in these big, covered vans, so nobody could tell what it looked like. Chicago Tribune. Ensilage Cutter. Best and only perfect blower cut ler-on tne maraeu send for circular. Mitchell, Lewis & - Staver Co. Portland, Ore. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, . Foot of Morrison Street, Can give you the best bargains in Buggies, Plows, Boilers and Engines, Windmills and Pumps and General Machinery. See us before buying : - What Ailed Her v The Rev. Dr. Thirdly What's this? Weeping? I have come just in time. My dear young lady, you are . under going a change of heart. Young Lady No boo-hoo my heart hasn't changed, but, Oh, dear! Oh, dear! His has! ' :; , . sorption the nores of the skin many Txrisons into the blood, deransrino- the circulation and afiectino- the constitution as onieklv and as those generated within tie system. Just unaex uie cam are lunumerapie nair-iize Diooa vessels, and connecting these with the akin are millions of small tubes or elands, throueh which the poison is conveyed to the blood sy . tern. During the spring and summer, while the skin is most active and the nores well affected by Poison Oak and Ivy and other - . , , . .... me avsiem it is too late to resort to local affected simultaneouslv with the armear soaps or outer external treatment. for Doisons of this character. So mm. CURED BY PERUNA - Of Nervous Prostration. J. A. SIMPSON. Sec'y Board of Education, San Francisco. - Hon. J. A. Simpson, secretary ol the board of education of San Fran cisco, Cal., writes: I have found Feruna an ideal tonic. Some months ago I suffered with neurasthenia (systemic catarrh), caused by too close application to office work. My system seemed worn out and I feit far from well. I found Peruna benefitted me very much. It built up the entire system and made me feel like' a new man. I believe it is well worthy the high praise bestowed upon it." J. A. Simpson. Summer .Catarrh," a book written by Dr. Hartman, president of The Hartman Sanitarium, on the subject of the nervous disturbances peculiar to summer, sent free to any address by The Peruna Medicine, Co.j Colum bus, O. Enterprise. Miss City (entering small country notion store, wherein was collected a little of everything) Have you Black's "In Silk Attire?" Clerk No. But here's - one new piece of Anderson gingham, ma'am. -; Solicitous. ;. : . "V Little Ethel I guess you don't like coffee, do you, Mr. Smith. Mr. SmithWhy, yes, Ethel. I am very fond of coffee. Little Ethel Well, you make such a noise swallowing it that I thought it hurt you. ' St, Jacobs Oil - beats all records and always will. Cures Rheumatism Sprains Weakness of the limbs and all Aches and Pains. Acts like magic Conquers Pain SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. 300 Positions Secured Wit San Francisco Buness College 1836 Market St., San Francisco, Cat. . ' FULL COURSE, $6fc00. Write for Catalogue. They Were False Blithers He called me a liar to my very teeth. Blathers Serves you right; leave your , teeth home ; next time. unio State Journal. . TO CTJKK A COLD IN OKI DAT Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All Irnegists refund the money if it falls to curs. a. W. ttrove's signature is on eacn oox. 25c. A Natural Inference. tin.' Bertwhistle (automobiling) I hear the very latest dance is called xne AutomoDiie. ? . - Dusnap Urn; I suppose it is a sort of "breakdown." Brooklyn Eagle. Summer Resolutions XAKB THE llccley Cure Sure relief horn liquor, opium and tobaooe habits. Sand lor particulars to reals. Insrllnti wrawj snisif Ave.. Vast Side. On to His Curves. Reckless - Youth Father, dear. would it be asking too much for you to advance van a small loan say about $50. ; - The Governor Not at all, my son. You might ask me for double the amount with equal likelihood of get ting it. You can't afford to be modest in these little requests a bit more than I can afford to grant them. Ohio State Journal. Fable- " Now the Horse, being sensitive to ridicule, paused as they were about to enter the gates of the city. You look so like- 30 cents! pro tested the Horse, regarding painedly the woman driving. . - "Well, money's supposed to make the mare go!" retorted the woman, with a loud laugh. - - Saying which she belabored the beast vehemently. This fable teaches that the gift of speech Is not of necessity fortunate. Detroit Journal. . . A Paradoxical Talisman. Judge Have yon formed any opin ion on this case? Wouldbeigh Juror No. sir;" haven't mentioned it to my wife. Smart Set. The Hunt Mr. Muggins Been hunting yet? Mr. Moover--Yes. Mr. Muggins Shoot any ducks? Mr. Moover Wasn't huntln' ducks. Mr. Muggins No? Mr. Moover No huntin'.a house. Columbus (O.) State Journal, Wbsi SIGNERS OF DECLARATON. Jaka Hancock Waa the First BosetH Bheraaaa a Jack-of-All-Trades. "John Hancock was the first to sign the declaration," says a writer in New Llppincott, "and his bold, heavy, lnky- blnck signature Is a character-study In itself. There is dash and fire, frank ness and firmness in It, and the tre mendous flourish at Its close. shows ready wit, firm nerve and sure execu tion. Hancock was Governor of Mas sachusetts many terms. He left most of his fortune to colleges and for be nevolent purposes. " "Roger Sherman died In 1703, the same year as Hancock. Shoemaker, surveyor, lawyer, storekeeper, mayor. congressman, Judge and supreme Judge, senator, member of the committee of declaration and of the boards of war and ordnance, he disproved the old pro verb about Jack-of-aU-trades by being success at all. He was sagacious, practical and of quickest wit.. Sena tor Randolph, proud both of his aristo cratic birth and of having the blood of the Indian princess, Pocohontas, in his veins, despised Sherman because of his lowly origin. Once when the latter was speaking he interrupted him: " 'Can the senator from Connecticut tell me,' piped he in his shrill, sarcastic- voice, "what he did with Jbis leather shoemaker's apron when he came to the senate? Quick as a flash came the answer, 'I cut It up to make moccasins for the Indian senator from Virginia r " CHAnPION OF FAIR SHOTS. Miss Nettle King, of St Louis, who won the title in a recent shoot at Springfield, O. The Sky Road of the Geese. J. O. Millaia, the artist, in his book, "The Wlldfowler in Scotland," thus de scribes the -scene of the arrival of the wild geese from the Arctic regions. which he twice had the good fortune to witness: - ' . . : . I heard the first "honk" of the season coming from far up. in the vast ex panse of the blue heaven. For a long time nothing could I see, until at last a tiny -Speck appeared in' the sky as far as the. eye could reach, and watch ing it Intently, J saw it grow into the form of a goose that was slowly de scending in great spirals. This bird was followed at regular in tervals by others, in little parties of from six to ten. The leader came down immediately above the Inch, and while she was pre paring to alight, there were still small companies evolving themselves from the blue expanse, until at last there must have been some fifteen hundred birds actually on the wing, all in pro cess of descent, and all following one another at regular intervals. . By and by, when the leading geese naa settled, the parties at the rear seemed to straggle more, and longer in tervals occurred between them; : yet they kept coming In all day as I roamed round and about the lake, till by even ing, when I disturbed the .company, there must have been between two and three thousand geese sitting on the island. Massage for Dyspepsia. A French medical Journal cities a number of cases where great and last ing benefits were derived by people suffering from dyspepsia and abdomi nal diseases from a gentle massage treatment of the abdomen, says Leslie's Weekly. One case mentioned is that of a young man aged 20 years, who for j Bix months had been suffering with his stomach. In spite of varied treatment he was gradually growing worse and looked like one in the last stages of phthisis. He suffered from constipa tion and Insomnia; he was very nervous and was convinced that be was about to die. - After Instituting the abdominal massage his condition rapidly Improv ed; his abdomen, which had resembled that of a child with meningitis, be came supple and daily enlarged. The treatment was not severe nor very spe cial. His pain .disappeared, and he was able to digest all that was given to him. The patient gained In six months about sixty-five pounds, which he has not lost since that' time, now five years ago. One Oonaolins: Thought. Illustrating the value of caution in expression, the Hon. John M, Allen, of Mississippi, tells a story of a funeral oration, which he heard delivered by a negro preacher in the South. The habits of the deceased brother had not been irreproachable, and one of his items of waywardness was constant attendance at gay parties, where he whistled, danced, and otherwise' -disported to: the great scandal of the worthy pastor of the flock." So, in sum ming up the case at the funeral, the preacher delivered himself In this wise "My brethren and sisters, we are here to pay our last sad respects to our de parted brother. Some says he was good man, and some says he was a bad man. ; Where he has gone to we can' tell, bnt in our grief we has one consola tion; and that Is he's dead." ...... ..Cotton Mills Then and Now. One hundred thousand bales of cot ton lasted the Lancashire mills for a year in 1800; now the. same amount would feed their spindles f.or a day and a quarter. -i : - vLt There Is no money In stealing horses this year. - COSTLY MINCE PIES Raines a Bor's laanaa;e Bait AsralMt - a Kail war Company. Johnny Foehl ate five mince plea at one sitting, and this little feast coat him exactly $5,000. His suit against the Camden & Suburban Railway Com pany for that amount for injuries sus tained In being pushed from a car was progressing favorable to him yesterday in the Camden Court. Half a dozen doctors had sworn that he was an in valid as the result of the accident. when Willie Brower, one of Johnny's witnesses, in his rambling testimony told of Johnny's love for plea. Counsel for the trolley company saw a glimmer of hope in this. Could be eat a whole pie 7" was asked of Willie. Why, yes; he ate five within a few minutes last week," the boy replied. The three lawyers who represented Johnny were on their feet in an instant demanding of the court to know what mince pie had to do with Johnny Foehl being Injured by a trolley car. They wanted this portionof the testimony stricken out. Well," declared counsel for the trol ley company, "any boy who can eat Ave mince pies at one sitting is not very much of an invalid." The court, admitted the mince pie testimony. Having got into the case, the pies remained to a finish. Counsel for the plaintiff wanted to bring witnesses to prove the pies were small five-cent ones. They were will ing to send for a pie to show the Jury. The railway company's lawyers con ceded that the pies were small, but contended that even so no invalid could eat five of them. When all the testimony was In the court, relieving the Jury, declared that Johnny Foehl bad not made out a case. The mince pie testimony bad been fa tal to It Philadelphia North Ameri can. ' Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infal- Ilible medicine for coughs and colds. N. W. Samuex. Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17, 1900. A NEW PROFESSION. Stock Judging; a New and Popular Collece Course. One of the newest and at the same time most popular courses at the Uni versity of Illinois is that in stock Judg ing. It has been established only three years, and there are at present more than 300 students taking It. The course Is popular because it leads directly to employment at much more than aver age salaries, some of the graduates, after taking a course of nine months' duration, securing positions as cattle buyers at the Stock Yards and else where at salaries ranging from $2,000 JTJDOIHO BSKr CATTLE. to $3,000 a year. Bo great is the inter est which has been aroused In cattle Judging that a number of Western col leges have formed an intercollegiate stock judging league, and send rival teams to annual contests, the winners being awarded a handsome silver tro phy presented by J. A. Spoor, of Chi cago. The course of Instruction at the University of Illinois is entirely prac tical. No books are used, the demon strations being made on the living ani mals. . Once the students have the good and bad points of the different classes of animals firmly fixed in their minds they are set to judging five or six ani mals In the same ring. Bach student grades the animals comparatively, and then the score cards are gone over and corrected by the professor. In this way a good working knowledge of live stock buying is acquired in a few months. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. ' Must Bear Signature of See Fac-Slmlle Wrapper Below. I YeST sasall amd as easy tetakeassogax IFOR HEADACHE. FOR DIZZINESS. FOR BILI0US1ESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION PnrelyTefetaklev CURE SICK HEADACHE. CLAIM JUTS FOR EI?lXIaXIfIV .t Ira Its to NATHAN " " - BICKF0RD, Washington, D. C. they will re ceive quick replies. B. 6th N. H. Vols. Stall 20th Corps. Prosecuting claims since 1878, v.r. X.O. Me S3 lOU IXTHSEIT writing; t adTartlsers please f I naautioB this papsr. lalg!.W f.llHfS WHtkf All flXf fillJL t (joust! BTrnp. Tastes uooo. ui In tlma. Sold br dmssists. Try i I Dai rw-t-riVa IP lifts! Pse to 1 sBsssssssssas- POUND, and thanks to h, to-day lama well woman." MRS. L. L. Towme, Littleton, M. H. Mrs. Towne. like many other suffering women, was a victim of theory. Her physician did his beet. He had battled with her ease steadily and could do no more. If Mrs. Towne had asked advice of Mrs. Pinkham seven or eight years earlier, she would have had - just so many mor years of nappiness and comfort and health. H is not reasonable to expect that any living person can advise for female troubles as safely as Mrs. Pinkham, whose experience is without parallel in the world. This should appeal - to the common sense of any woman, especially when nearly very newspaper in this country is printing in almost every issue the letter of some woman who has been cured by Mrs. , Pinkham when doctors had given her up. Don't Wait for the doctor to give you up to the surgical knife, or tell you that you cannot live. Get your advice where yon are certain to have the benefit of the widest experience. Write to Mrs. Pinkham, at Lvnn, Mass., and rely on her. No charge is made for advice. There is no female complaint, however simple or however serious, that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound will not help ; of this there is monumental evidence in it thirty years' record of constant success. When you ask for this medi cine at the druggist's, be sure you get what you ask for and nothing else. ' . The medicine that cures is Lydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable Compound. i 5008 REWARD Thought He Was One of Them. Manning A year or two ago I ad vised Pitcher to write a book on the famous men he had met. Boyd And did he do it? Manning He wrote an autobiog raphy. Boston Transcript. .Vegetable Preparationfor As siroilat'ing theFood andBeguIa ting the Stomachs andBowels of :4 Promotes Digestion.CheerFur ness andRest.Contains neither Opium.Morplune nor Mineral. NotKarcotic. Jlmpe afOUJlrSiMVELPOXaaa Pumpim Semi' Jlx-Smtut ise Smfl r A perfect Remedy for Cons lipa Tion , Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness and Loss OF SLEEP. Facsimile Signature of . NEW YOHK. -Sf. EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. JT SZSi BEST FOR THE - m kW AM .ad av - sa w -mm b - - - candy I bcojieto I CATHARTIC f XSSmZZS VEGETABLE, feWiCCK I liver tonic I IS&cafttito L-M-0-tHERm 1 aWTffsaMasTsWsWsWff ; CURE I CONSTIPATION j TiEvirbTir; IN BULK tlflf. nrUiDn TilbeIdtd any reader of this paper who will re. 3)IUU lLVYiU port to us any attempt of substitution, or sale of . " something- just as good" when Cascarets are called for, ana famish evidence upon which w can convict. All correspondenc confidential. ''For eight years I suf fered with Inflamma tion of the womb and bladder,profuso and painful menstrua tion, and at times It seemed as though I should .die. I doc tored most of the time, but seemed to fall every time A short time ago I began take LYDIA E. PltiK- HAM'S VEGETABLE COM I We have deposited with the National City Bark, off Lynn, ft.ooo. which win be paid to any per son who can find that the above testimonial letter is not genuine, or was published before obtaining the writer's special permission. Lydia S. Pinuam Mbdicucb Co. Learn Good From Evil. Train yourself to find the good in what seems evil, to make of disaster an opportunity for your courage, to master suffering by patience, to learn 1 from sorrow sympathy. G. S. Mer riam. For Infants and Children. I The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears aSiomariirft sj a In Use For Over Thirty Years tmc einraus comswht. nn waa cm. BOWELS io as so ALL DRUGGISTS. taste pood. Eat them like eanay. They remove any bad taste In the mouth, leav ing the breath sweet and perfumed. It Is a pleasure to take them, and they ars liked especially by children. :. sweeten the stomach by cleansing the mouth, throat and food channel. That means, they stop undigested food from souring in tjie stomach, prevent gas form ing In the bowels, and kill disease germs of any kind that breed and feed In the en tire system. are purely vegetable and contain no mer curial or other mieeral poison. They con sist of the latest discoveries in medicine, and form a combination of remedies un equaled to make the blood pure and rich, and make clean skin and beautiful com plexion. tone the stomach and bowels and stir up the lazy liver. They do not merely soften the stoola and cause their discharge, but strengthen the bowels and put them into lively, healthy condition, making their ac tion natural. never grip nor gripe. They act quietly, pos itively and never cause any kind of uncom fortable feeling. Taken regularly they make the liver act regularly and naturally as it ahould. They keep the sewerage of the body properly moving and keep the system clean, increase the flow of milk in nursing moth ers. If the mother eats a tablet, it makes her milk mildly purgative and has a mild but certain effect on the baby. In this way they ars the only safe laxative tor the nursing infant. taken patiently, persistently; will cure any form of constipation, no matter how old or how often other remedies have failed. They are absolutely guaranteed to cure any case, or purchase money will be cheerfully re funded. cost 10c, 25c, 50c a box. Samples sent free for the asking. We publish no testimonials but sell Cascarets on their merit under ab solute guarantee to cure. Buy and try a box to-day. or writs us for free samDlss and booklet. a hum anausa BsnuT oa,, cmcae - nw von. the x a s
