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r Eruptiona Dry, moist, scaly tetter, all forms of eczema or salt rheum, pimples and other cutnneous eruptions pro ceed from Y umors, either inherited, or acquired through defective di gestion and assimilation. To treat these eruptions with drying medicines is dangerous. The thing to do is to help the system discharge the humors, and to strengthen it against their re turn. " Hood's Sarsaparilla permanently cared J. G. Hines, Franks, 111., of eczema, from which lie had suffered for some time: and Miss Alvina Wolter, Box 212, Algona. Wis., o pimples on her face and back and chafed skin on her body, by which she had been greatly troubled. There are more testimonials in favor of this great medi cine than can be published. Hood's Sarsaparilla Promises to cure and keeps the promise. No longer put off treat ment. Buy a bottle of Hood's to day. Will Cost Half a Million. Uncle Sam's buildings and the ar awgementg and care of exhibits at the Pan-American exposition will cost half a million dollars. One Good law in Boston. A law in Boston permits residents to keep street musicians 800 feet from their houses. TOO KNOW WHAT YOU ARK TAKING When yon take Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonio because the formula is plainly printed on every bottle showing that it is simply Iron and Quinine in a taste lees form. No Cure, No Pay. 50o. Indians at the Pan-Americau Exposition. There will be representatives of 42 different tribes of Indians in the .In dian congress at the Pan-American ex position at Buffalo next summer. PREVENTS AND CURES DISEASE. Garfield Tea Is a wonderful HERB MEDICINE tbat cleanses the system and gives New Life by purifying the blood. Logic Bystander"-Poor fellow ! One of his wounds is fatal, I believe. Policeman So it is; but the other wan ain't, so he has an even chance. New Use for Aluminum. Experiments are being made to dis cover if aluminum may- not be used in the manufacture of high-class wind instruments. If this could be done it it is thought it would be very desir able, on acconnt of . verdigris deposits, and as it is not easily affected by changes of temperature the instruments would be less likely to get out of tune. Don't Accept m Substitute! . When you ak for Cascarets, be sure yon (ret the genuine Oaicarets Candy Cahmicl Don't accept fraudulent substitutes, imitations or eoauterfeita! - How Tommy Knew. Tommy Pop, soda water is charged. Tommy's Pop How do yon know? Tommy I had some today and it's charged to you. No Collections Taken. !- A church in West Kensington, Lon don, had a notice displayed in the vestibule announcing that five pews were to rent; and as an inducement, it was ' stated that this contribution plate was never passed in these five pews. The Best Prescription tor Malaria Chills.and Fever is a bottle of Groves. Tasteless Chill Tonic. It is simply iron and quinine in a tasteless form, Ko Cure, No Pay. Price 60o. For 1904 Kansas Exposition. . Kansas is already laying plans for a great exposition to be held at Topeka in 1894 in oelebration of the 50th an niversary of- her organization as a ter ritory. - - -- Tragedy. She If you had no idea when we could get married why did yon propose to me?- ' : "To tell the truth, darling, I had no idea yon wonld accept me." - , - The Oldest and Best. S. S. S. is a combination of roots and. herbs of great curative powers, and when taken into the circulation searches out and removes all manner of poisons from the. blood, without the least shock or harm to the system. On 'the contrary, the general health begins to improve from the first dose, for S. S. S. is not only a blood purifier, but an excellent tonic, and strength ens and builds up the constitution while purging- the blood of impuri ties. S. S. S. cures all diseases of a blood poison origin, Cancer, Scrofula, Rheumatism, Chronic Sores and Ulcers, Eczema, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum, Herpes and similar troubles, and is an infallible cure and the only antidote for that most horrible disease, Contagious Blood Poison. A record of nearly fifty, years' of successful cures is a record to be proud of. S. S. S. is more popular today than ever. It numbers its friends by the thousands.: Our medical corres pondence is larger than ever in the history of the medicine. Many write to thank us for the great good S. S. S. has done them, while others are seek ing advice about their cases. : All letters receive prompt and careful attention. Our physicians have made a life-long study of Blood and Skin Dis eases, and better understand such cases than the ordinary practitioner who makes a specialty of no one .disease. We are doing great good to suffering humanity through our consulting de partment, and invite you to write us if you have any blood or skin trouble. We make so charge whatever for this service. . THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO. ATLANTA, OA. ' CURtS WHlUf all flSF Flil ue iuirb Byrup. Tastes uood. tJssM in t!ma Boia or arureiitts. ARROGANCE AND SERVILITY. Attitude of British Officer and Soldier Toward Kach Other. "The cabman and conductor would be kind to you, but they wonld not be respectful," quotes Mr. Howells In his recent reminiscences of James Busseil Lowell, in mentioning the little ways in which MrXowell, ,on his retuin from the "comfortably padded environ ment" of London, found America less comfortable than the country he bad left . ' : - No doubt, kindness In deed Is more than respectfulness in word. Neverthe less, Mr. Lowell was not thepnly Amer ican who, returning from England, has missed the sruootauess, ease and pleas antness In the conduct of the small af fairs of life with which English re spectfulness has much to do. At Its best, it is the good manners of the un educated; at its worst, it degeneiates into servility. One of the many unexpected discus sions arising from the South African war touches this matter In its military aspect The ready deference of the un educated English private toward his officers has induced In some of the offi cers an attitude of kindly but arrogant personal superiority. But the Colonial soldiers, although obedient and well drilled, and although they fully accept their officers' rights to command them, regard the right as professional only. They do not consider that It Implies a superior manhood. They will not endure bullying or swaggering or slanging, and they re sent superciliousness. They are, in short, like our American soldiers, re spectful and self -respectful; and the re luctant authorities have found that In stead of greater Independence Impair ing their usefulness, their greater init iative has made them more valuable than the machine-like, home-trained Tommy Atkinses. . As a result there Is a growing opin ion that England's semjpaternal, semi contemptuous attitude toward her pri vate soldiers, which has cheerily tick eted them the world .over as "absent minded beggars," plucky but Irrespon sible, Is neither wise nor fair. Tommy himself accepted it but It was not good for him; now his spirited Colonial cous ins repudiate It entirely, and England agrees that they are right Youth's Companion. SHE WAS BLAMELESS. Bat Circumstantial Evidence Was Very Strongly Against Her. "My whole heart goes out to anybody who is convicted on circumstantial evi dence," said the lawyer's wife. "1 know how it Is myself, and In my case I can't even hope for a new trial. A fortnight ago I dined out and 1 hap pened to sit beside the guest of the evening, who Is a famous author rather newly come to town. I suppose 1 have read every line' he has ever published, and I am one of his most ardent ad mirers. I ventured to let blm see this, and we had a most delightful talk about his newest book. I read it at the seashore this summer, and the copy 1 read belonged to my cousin. I told the man how much I had enjoyed It how many times I had read and reread it and how I felt that no booE in my li brary was more true and valuable to me than it : I didn't lay all this on with a trowel, of course, and I meant It ev-- ery word of it The author suggested that he'd like to write something in the book for me, and asked if he no, come to think of if I asked him to call, and he seemed pleased with the idea, as If I, and not he, bad been the famous Due. Well, I bought a copy of the book and laid It on the library table all ready for him. .. I was dressing one day when his card came up. I hurried down as fast as I could. Monsieur wasn't a bit as he had been at the dinner. - He was cool as a November twilight and stayed not minute longer than civility demand ed. I didn't dare suggest an autograph in the book. ' He didn't mention It When he went away I picked the book up. His card was In It and he had, with meaning, laid the card between two folds of uncut leaves. " I'd forgot ten to cut a leaf in the book, and never. never shall I be able to explain mat ters." Washington Post . Fables top the Fair. J " There was once a Woman whose Husband Depended on the State of the Market for his Daily Toast. One Day he Appeared, before Her with a Sad Countenance. " Q . - ZX' "' '- . "All is Over, my Dear," said . he. "Wheat Is 'Way Down, and I doubt if after To-morrow -We' shall have More than Ten Thousand a Tear to dive On: I am Sorry that I married you to Drag you-Down to This, but I must Tell you Sooner or Later. I am a Ruined Man. "Nay, do not Lose Heart," said his Wife. . "Can. you not Speculate Fur ther?" "I cannot" he replied, "for I have Lost my Nerve. My Friends Urge me to Throw what I Have into Copper, but I Dare Not Five Thousand a Year would Hardly buy Croquettes for Two. I would Better Keep what I have Saved from the Smash." . . " ? ' "At anr' rate." said he. " "come Out and Have some Lunch. Let us Go to Sherry's and get a Nice.XJttle ird; then you will Feel Better.":. . - ; "Bird!" exclaimed her Husband. "TJn- happy Woman, if you see anything bet ter than Broiled Chicken and Beef a la Mode for the Rest of Tour Life, you will Do WelL In my present Frame of Mind I would Suggest a Night Lunch cart" - ' C., "Let us have One Good Meal, at least," urged his Wife, "before we Die to the World." I have Twenty Dollars In my Purse. I 'will Buy our Lunch with that After that the Night- Lunch." " "Very WelL for the Last Time," re plied her Husband. - They then went to an Expensive Res taurant and Ate a more than Satisfac tory Luncheon. At the end of it her Husband saia: "I think Better of that Copper than I Did." . Then he went Back to Wall Street and Made Sixty Thousand Dollars in Thirty-eight Minutes ' ..5 t ; This teaches Us that Digestion Is' the Better Part of Valor.. Century. - Many a man who suddenly rose to eminence neglected to take a parachute with him. Trees grow out of doors and doors are mad out of trees. . ' Big Log for the Pan-American. One of the attractions of tha Onimn exhibit at the Pan-American axnnsi. tlou net will be a log 80 feet long and 13 in diameter. This ig the biggest the railroads could conveniently log- transport. To accommodate the 80 foot log, with the diameter of 18 feet, in th3 forestry bulidiug at the exposi tion, it will be neceesary to put extra braces under that part of the floor of the forestry buildine. The Nicaragua Canal, When built, will prove the link between rosperiiy and many people. It will prove blessing to humanity in general, im prov ing the coitditou of the nation, as Hostet cer's Stomach Hitters does that of the indi vidual. Nothing to equal this rcine.lv has ever been discovered for all ailments of the -tomwh, liver,' bowels and kidnevs. It will quickly cleanse the blood and sharpen the apietiie. bee that our Private Rev enue Stamp covers the neck 61 the bottle. Ten Huge Dynamos. -, In the central station of the Niagara Falls Power Company there are 10 bnge dynamos in operation, each one Df which generates 5,000 electrical horse power. Thus under the roof of this magnificent building is a total de velopment of 60,000 horse power, which is said to be the largest amount of electricity generated under a single roof in the world. Btati of Ohio, Crrr or Toledo, . - -- .... n . uiB.ci u.lu iumv ue u ins senior parter of the firm of F. J. Chinst A Co.. Vtt.mr 1 ( ' u t.. 1 . .1. - . 4. .. j " , . i" " . WI whi scanty and State aforesaid, and that laid Arm will oar the um ol ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each Ann pvr nss if rata Wi - V v . by the use of Hail's Catarrh Cure. 1 xnAna j, tn&Aj;r wnv.u . IKIW, U.O BUU HUDBCriOeQ 111 IDT presence, this Sth day of December, A. D. 1886. MAL I - A. W.OLEASON, ... 1 AMimi PuhM. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acta directlv on the blood ami m n...m .., the system. Send for testimonials, free. ,.v . J.yuKHKY 4 CO., Toledo, a Bold by druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Fills are the best. - Life Line 34 Miles Long.1: The Chicago drainage canal has a permanent life line, consisting of a storne wire cable stretched alone itn entire distance of 84 miles. It is there for une and safety in case of accident. - To Accommodate Live Stock. Arrangements are made for the live stock-department of the Pan-American exposition. ; - This signature is on every box of the genuine Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets the remedy that curea a cold im osm day . Chinese Employed in Mexico. Two hundred Chinese aie now em ployed in the mines of Zacatecas, Mex ico, and are giving such satisfaction that more will be sent for. - - '.'-.. To Prevent Hold-Ups. John W. Rough, an engineer on the Monon road, has patented a device to prevent train hold-ups. The plan is operated by a secret button in easy touch of the engineer, and so located that he can, without being observed, and under cover ot the train robber's revolver, touch the button which will start several whistles blowing, turn off all the lights and fire off any number of guns from the baggage car. Piso's Cure for Consumption is an Infal lible medecine for coughs- and colds. N. W. Samukl. Oceau Grove. N. J.. Feb. 17. 1900. . - - Involved Loss of Sleep. First Philadelphian Here's an- in teresting "book. . . Second Philadelphian You can reo- omtuend it highly, can yon? rust Philadelphian-- Why, I sat up nearly all day reading it. ' -' VUitors to the WhiU House. -About 900 persons a day on an aver age visit the White House the year around. The number rises sometimes to 1,500 to 2,000. and the hours for visitors . are . not many, being from 10 A. M. to 2 P. M. In spite of this con stant tread the beautiful old gold fig ured capet in the east room looks as well as when it was put down, before Mrs. Cleveland let the mansion for her new home in Princeton. . . v.- -' r' A xBlow Emphasized. "Did yon feel ' the blow when that young woman threw you over?V " "Feel it? She wrote on a postal card that 1 needn't come to" Bee her any move, and I board in a bouse with three spmisters and five giggling girls." CASTOR I A ' Tor Infants and Children.' The Kind You Havs Always Bought - Bears the Signature of V, First Steel Pens Were Expensive. ' ": When steel - pens were first made they were so costly that the manufac turers advertised that they would make such repairs to their pens as might be necessary ; for a stated time generally about six months. When a man dam aged his pen he carried it back to the factory and had it mended by an ex perienced mechanic. To Purchase Revolutionary Relic . - A movement is on foot in New York to have the oity purchase Faunae's tavern, the sole revolutionary relio in the down town district. It was there that Washington bade farewell to his officers on December 4, 1783 an event the 117th anniversary of which was recently celebrated in the historical edifice . M other will finA XI wtn.t..,). c i. -. -u.s. .uo.u if a UWbU- tag Syrup the best remedy to use for thri -"-D Kbuuiug pUitlU . 1 ' ' What He Did. Kentuckian He called me a liar, six New Yorker And what did you do? nenrucman 1 went to the funeral. Borneo and Labuan Postage Stamps in Demand. The value of the stamps sold in Bor neo and Labuan during 1899 was 20, 000, but the postage paid on letters sent trom those two colonies never ex ceeds the sum . of 800 a year. The Stamps reuresentinir tha ramaindnr. 19,300, may be presumed to have tound their way into albums all over tha world. - SURE TOfOLLOV if the Blood is Impoverished Diseases Which Often ; Puzzle Doctors are Inevitable. . From The Tribune, Wtbiter City, la. ."" Physicians are often puzzled by an ailment that does hot yield to the usual remedies, patients are caused much suffering and expense while experi ments are being tried upon them, when in many cases the' seat of the disorder is in the blood. If this vital fluid is impoverished disease is sure to follow. Build up the blood, the diseased part is nourished and stiengtbened, and health results. This is the simple his. tory of what often appears to be a com plicated case. Mr. Ezra Edwards, the well-known merchant of Webster City,' Iowa, passed through ' suon an exper ience. He says; , - "I have always "believed that my trouble was due to the impoverished condition of my blood. , About tour yaara ago my ankles began to swell and cause me great pain. 1 am quite heavy and as I was on my feet constantly I suffered intensely. Finally the swell ing became so bad that I could not walk and for a week -I was confined to my chair or bed. Three. doctors treated me but did not effect a cure. . "1 first heard of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People through an ad vertisement in a religious psper. About six months ago I began taking the pills and I felt good results from the first box. I continued taking them as ' direoted for. nearly five months. I am now 42 years old and am the pioture of health. I am will ing to tell the world that Dr. Williams' Pink Pills cured me and I know they will cure others if they are given a thorough trial. . "Hardly a day passes that I do not tell some one of the benefits I havs re ceived from Dr. Williams.' Pink Pills for Pale People, for I think that any one suffering from any disorder of the blood or nerves should give them a thorough trial. Signed, -EZRA EDWARDS. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 23rd day of November, 1900. Willis G. Bonner, (Seal) ; Notary Public. At all druggists or direct from Dr. Williams Medioine Co., Schenectady, N. Y., 60 cents per box; 6 boxes, $2.50. For the Exposition Guests. New hotels with accommodations for thousands of guests are building near trie Pan-American exposition grounds at Buffalo. ' " ,r TO CURE A COLD IK ONE DAT Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab lets. All druggists refund the money if it fails io-cure. ;i E. W. Grove's sig nature is on each box. - . 25f. .,;',.- . -Trained Librarians Scarce. Aocording to Herbert Putnam, con gressional librarian, libraries are grow tag all out of'.'iiroportion to librarians. He directs attention to the fact that whereas there are now some 8,000 li barries in the country, there are not more than 500 or 600 especially trained librarians. " . . i - : A Crisis al the Dinner. v , . Mr. Goopb (to guest) Which do you prefer, ffark br white meat? Eight Guests (in chorus) White. ' "Sorry, but our -cook prefers the white meat. . Can't you change your minds?" " : PROMOTES GOOD DIGESTION. Garfield Toa Is the best remedy - for all derangements of stomach, - liver, kidneys and bowels: it " L Cures Chronle Constipation. -. A Close Resemblance. : r ; "In W(bat respect do I resemble my own ideas?" be asked, as he handed the editor a package of manuscript. "I do not know" replied the editor. "I am reduced to writing," he said. - . Sufficient Reason. Tess Oh! She'll nevei marry him. Jess Why? ... - Tess Oh 1 - It's a case of extreme shyness. - : -. Jess What? Nobody could ever consider her shy. - Tess No, but he's extremely shy of money. . ' - v Stmt tho Oough anil Works Off tha Gold. Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a cold in one day. No cure; No Pay. Price 25 cents. ' - Not Much Left - Lady Where is troy trunk? - ' v Baggage Man I couldn't find any trunk, mum, but I ve got the handle with the check on. Getting Old. V ,- Despondent Fair One Do you know. dear, I'm . afraid I .must be getting very old. - . : ' v Gonsolling Friend Nonsense, darl ing! Why do you think so? . "Because, people are beginning-to tell me how very young 1 am looking!" I Comforting J Nothing wo surely breaks up the enjoyments of wio . ter as attacks of - Rheumatism Nothing; so surely cures the trouble as I St Jacobs Oil i GOLD HOARDED BY MISERS. Millions of Yellow Coin Disappear An - stnallT from Circulation. The world Is full of millions and mill ions of long-lost sovereigns. A com petent authority has Just completed some investigations which, he declares, show that in three years the Bank of England has lost trace of no fewer than' 20,000,000 golden coins of the realm. This wholesale disappearance of the elusive sovereign has been going on for years. A river of gold baa flowed unceasingly from Threadneedle street to all parts of the world, but it has come back only as a tiny yellow streamlet What has become of the surplus In Its wanderings? "Misers" is the unpoetlcal explanation for a great .part of this disappearance. There still exist In this and other countries people who are unbuslness-Uke enough to hoard up gold and keep it lying idle by them for the sole pleasure of know ing it is there and occasionally count ing It . , .-- .. . 'The people of India appear to be par ticularly addicted to a habit that is more reminiscent of medieval times than of an age when money is gener ally saved so thatmore can be made with it In the regency of Bombay It is estimated that 12,000,000 golden sov ereigns are boarded. If tbat is tm? rec ord of Bombay alone, what is the full tale for the whole country? China, too, absorbs a vast amount of gold that never sees the light again. As a matter of fact, while the whole world la searching for and trying to . acquire gold, a goodly part of It appears to be engaged In the less thrilling pastime of hiding It away. . Great Britain is not guiltless of this commercial sin. Dotted all over the kingdom are graveyards of gold which, if discovered and opened, might restore to circulation a' vast amount of wealth at present absolutely useless. At a spot about two miles from Hereford shire Beacon a treasure chest is record ed in the local history as having been burled by a great family once resident In the district : But the money cannot be found. There Is a similar record in connection with Hulme Castle, former ly a seat of a branch of the Prestwlch family. -.- Somewhere near . Stokesey Castle, Shropshire, there lsl believed to be hidden a great oaken chest filled with gold coins, but up to the present al efforts to find it have ended in fail ure. London Daily MaiL THE UNSPEAKABLE TURK. He Scorns All F.ffo t bnt Military Serr . ice and Agriculture. A: Turk thinks it the most natural thing in the world to lose a province, and, having lost it to quit and live else where. He talks quite complacently of leaving Constantinople some day; he will go over to Asia and found another capitaL He originates nothing; he takes what he finds without assimilat ing It and remains profoundly Turkish. He leaves no trace of his occupation except ruins. Practically there is noth ing at Belgrade, Sofia, and Athens to show that for centuries they were Turkish cities. : All occupations, except agriculture and military service, are distasteful to him. - Yet there are -two other charac teristics even! more Important than these. The first is his sense of disci pline. It Is this Which keeps together the apparently tottering fabric of the Turkish empire. It makes the half -fed, half-clother soldier ready to endure every privatiori,'and prevents the cor ruption and Incapacity "of the officers from producing the anarchy which would be inevitable in any. other coun try. Sedition Is unknown; even com plaints are rare, and were a holy war proclaimed there - Is not' a man who would not be prepared to die In defense of the system of extortion which grinds him down. ; - .. : -: ' His second characteristic is his lazi ness, in spite of the laborious industry of the Turkish peasant The fact Is that the Turk Is too proud to do many things, too stupid to do others." His re ligion - Inculcates a fatalism -which tends to a conviction that effort is use less. London Telegraph. - - " RECENT INVENTIONS. To indicate when a bottle has been opened a new attachment Is composed of a glass rod inserted in the cork and extending Inside the bottle, with a ball at the Inner end, the rod breaking when the cork is removed. V ' - Bicycles are easily cleaned by a new device, consisting of a glove to 'be placed on the hand, with one finger ex tending beyond the rest and ending in a flexible tip which -Is guided into places difficult to reach with a loose cloth. 1 - A Western inventor has patented an apparatus -for dispensing Ice cream, which Is more convenient than those now In use, consisting of a central tube in 'which the cream is placed,' with a sliding bottom, which is forced up, to push the cream through an opening, to be cut In slices. : . .. - v . - , -v In an- Improved paddle-wheel v for steam ergnhe blades are made to retain a vertical position at all points of their Tevolution, the 'wheel being composed of two disks carried by separate shafts, the center of- one shaft being higher than the other and the blades being piv oted on both disks. . - To prevent the reins of the harness, from dropping. on the- ground when thrown over the horse's back a new rein holder is formed of a spring-clip placed on the back pad below the check hook, to receive the reins after they have been looped and drawn through the terret on the harness. . j T; - Election Practices im India." Revelations made recently regarding Bombay municipal elections show that Hindoo election-agents can excel the wildest achievements Jn" Europe or America, i It is discovered to be a com mon practice to dress up lads to Imper sonate female ratepayers who are oithi" er dead or are reluctant to vote. - In many other cases women, are hired to represent such voters. Personation by men of male voters who are dead or traveling is too common to excite re mark. The most amazing discovery is that. there is now a class of men who call ' themselves' "professional vote brokers" and openly undertake to se cure votes at a fixed price a head. Bombay letter. . - A woman says there is no pleasure In suffering if it must be done in silence. EPIDEMIC OF GRIP. WORST EVER fiDTriM IIO CVCDVUUror UIlll UntILLUJ LILIU TIIILI1L . IN THE WATER WE Bacillus of Grip. Magnified 16,000 Times, but prevents it Taken in timethousandsof lives will be saved in this present epidemic. Every family should take the precaution to secure a supply of Peruna at once, for the re'ail and wholesale stock of the remedy iuav be exhaust ed by the enormous demand for it. -''." - It is wisdom to have Peruna in the honse even before the grip at tacks the household. . - It has been ascertained by a reporter that the following people of national repnlation have given public endorsement and testimonials to Peruna aa a remedy for la grippe: Congressman Howard, of Alabama, savs j "1 have taken Peruna for the grip tnd recommend it as an excellent remedy to all fe low-sufferer." Congressman White, of Nmth Carolina, says : "I find Peruna to be an excellent remedy for the g ip. I have used it in my family and they all join m-; in recommending it " M'ss Frances M. Anderson, of Washington, D. C. daughter of Judge " Anderson, of Virginia says : "I was taken very ill with the grip. I took - Peruna and was able to leave my bed in a week." Mrs. Harriett A. S. Marsh, president of the Women's Benovelent Association,' of Chicago, writes : "I suffered with grip seven weeks. Nothing helped me. Tried Peruna and within three weeks was fully re stored. Shall never be without it again." . At the appearance of the first symptoms of the grip people should, stay in loirs and take Peruna in small doses (teaspoonfttl every hour) until the symptoms disappear. This will prevent a long, disastrous sickness anu pernaf s iaiai results. The Right Deduction. "I ordered 200 pounds of ice today," remarked the young housekeeper, "and our ice man carried it up himself. That shows. he's strong,- doesn't it?" "No." snapped the lord of the man or, "it shows that he weighed it him self." . - - . Designing Landlord. Traveler Why do you allow that waiter to remain constantly so close to that young married couple? It evi dently annnoys tbem. Landlord Oh, because they keep ordering things, so as to get him out of aearing! ' " ' Arousing the Cook. Stubb I compel our cook to keep an alarm clock iu her room. Penn Does the gong arouse her? - Stubb Ko, but it arouses my wife and then she goes up two flights of stairs and raps on the cook's door. Lazy Liver Ml nave been troubled a great deal with a torpid liver, which produces eonstipa tioa. I tound CASCARET3 to be all you claim for them, and secured auch relief the first trial, that I purchased aaother supply and was com pletely cured. .1 shall oniy be too glad to rec ommend Cascarets whenever the opportunity Is presented." - J. A. Smith. arai ausqnenanna Ave., Philadelphia, Fa. Pleasant. Palatable. Potent.- Taste Good. Sc Good. Herer Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. Mc S5cfi0c ... -- CURE CONSTIPATION. ... Hfl.Tfl.RIP Sold and guaranteed by all druf sjg. I u-DALj gists to CUKE Tobacco Habit. SEED DEALERS - Send for Free Catalogue, PORTLAND SEED CO., 135 Front SL..Portland, Or. PLANT LiKBERSON'S SEEDS! Annual Cat Uogne now ready. Mailed tree on requ s;. Full line of supplies for fa"m. poultry, bees or garden. BUELL LAMBERSON'S SONS, 180 Front Street. -' Portland, Ore. Always Fresh. Always the Best, TirciSDOY'. are sold everywhere. lsel Seed Annual free. 0. M. FIRST & CI., IETRWT, MIU. 'SALZER'S SEEDS WILL MAKE YOU RICH" i - Thli 1 a daring statement, but Sal worm reeaiBear ic out every urn. CnmhlnntlAH Rnm. 6rtestcornoneartli.Wiltpo6ltlTelT ' xwToi quo nixe corn growing. Billion DolIarOrai Greatest marrel of the aptv 18 tons of hy Der acre. Firsi eqpp tlx weeks after sowing What Is It? - Catalogue tells. -nil IDe. STAMPS ndlUaHOTlCX w. naU b M4 wauiag, SO Grata Sunpfci faelodmf abm, .Im 6llU (BOta. aw A.1 Cwi. Barr,(!73bm.!rA) EaM, tc WortkSM. togtfaaWt. f John A. waiter Seed Co. Is Crests, DROPSY ; 10 DAYS' TREATbERT FBtE. ' TT 3 . TV .1 slioatiofis a specialty tor twenty years with the most wonderfdl and oases. f - Ba.S.S.SBEEH'aSSHB, Box H, - Atlanta, a. a. p. n. v. o. 0 01, , WBKN wrltlnc t adTertisers please SBaBtiaa Hub papar. An .-; candy . : TOADS' MARK RSOWTOWO 1.1 nick. Bate -'-. 2 wm mm rViiawaa, iala ' is. n EKEai i IM tup sin ur onri-rur 111 lllL Ain II L 0(1 LA I M Cf DRINK, IN THE FOOD WE EAT. Hundreds of car loads of Peruna are shipped in all directions to meet the extraordinary demand of the grip epidemic. Everybody laying in a stock of this valuable remedy in time to m-et the terrible enemy, the Grip. The extensive facilities of the manufacturers taxed to their ut most to meet the . urgent demand for Peruna. Almost everybody has the grip. Almost everybody must have Pe runa. frken at the appearance of the' first symptoms of the grip,"-not only is Peruna a prompt cure for the grip but it prevents those dis astrous after effects so character istic of this dread disease. . Peruna not onlv cures t.ha tn-in BLACKk otv.W.LLIDW Will ICeep You Dry G3k1 UlLgd TOlLIL Take No Sustitute. face Catalogue, Showing Full Une of Garments ano Hats. A.J. TOWER Co. Boston. Mass. The Russell comhxino tructioh auai air Russell 1 at. The "Russell" Compound EEMGIEME Is here to stay. It is the Most Economical and Powerful Engine built. i ' - ' Write us for full particulars. RUSSELL & CO., PORTLAND OREGON. oram airs firv Until you haw ittn and tested oar watch. . V Mil at Faet"T Price at (tee-Half and leu than what vou have to hi laevrher. Our watches .are fitted with the unequalled tm. 1 eweiea special Mautea, or i jewel fTaJlliasB or Klf ia ateteieat, known too world over aa too ben, ana mi 11 F rs s a. a .V tun Case la hiwtinreHd gold pattern ngravinf, Axtra it Karat gota plate; food tronrh for a railroad president. ' Special Oler tor tha eat 60 071 Send yonr address and we wvlleend watch C. O. D. with privilege ot full cxamlna tion. Call in any expert and If found rarfectlT aatiaf actonr and ttw beat watch arer offered for. men a nriee nav t&.15 ami axnreea cherr a, otherwise not one cent FREE ?. chain for eztSOdan witheTer tf Ladle or Gente watch la wanted. Write atone aa er may not advertise thi watch at thlapHc train. CataJoruefrwe, Suelaior WateaCo. 847 CutralBank AGENTS TOTED. Goo d hustling men capable of taking; orders for custom tailoring-. The finest and best . line in the country, a Address: COMMERCIAL TAILORING CO. : Eom 912 Commercial Bank Building,' CHICAGO, ILLINOIS. in wh." Ia"?: pension IT B1CKF0RI). Washington. 0. C. ther will ra il ceive quick replies. B. 5th K. H. Vols; staff aotb Corps. Prosecuting claims since 1878. NOTHING BETTER' MADE - Yob can't make a mistake It you get t ..Mitchell., i Iitchell, Iieaiis & Stavef Co.; v PORTLAND. ORECON. " DD.utmil'SSSSPiLLS ONE FOR A D08E. Core Sic Headache and Dys pepsia, Bcmore Pimples, Purify tbo Blood, Aid Ulges tloa.raveatBIllonucsa. DonotGrlpeorSlcten. To ' 2.-Iic?'."2'rU1 m" ' mf o'reo;fullbox.i!3c. DR. BQ8AMKO CO.. Flliiiltm, r. SoldbrDrugalua, CUTLER'S CARBOLtTEof IODINE A arn&rantAAii Pnra fnr OataFrh anal Gontnmptlon. 11.00. t Lock Box 14d. W. H. SMITH I CO. 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