Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, May 01, 1900, Image 4

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Miss Ella Gates, aged 25, of Ontairo,
N. Y., had long been subject to faint
ing spells. While dictating a letter,
she suddenly gasped, dropped to the
floor and died. A post mortem exam
ination disclosed that she had two per
fectly formed hearts.
PARIS IN 1900.
For the benefit of those who intend
visiting Paris during the exposition,
the Rio Grande Western railway has
gotten out an attractive folder illustra
tive and descriptive of the main features
of the exposition. It contains some
valuable hints for intending visitors
and descriptive articles upon Place de
La Concorde, Arc de Triumphs, the
Madeleine, the Column of July, the
Trocadero, Hotel de Ville. Column
Yendome, the Louvre, the Grand opera
house, the Bourse and the tomb of Na
poleon, in addition to a bird's eye view
of the exposition grounds. The folder,
or pamphlet, is gotten out in handy
form, and is written in a pleasant and
attractive style. It, in fact, gives in
little space everything one going to the
exposition would like to know before
starting on his journey.
For copies of the Paris exposition
folder and other advertising matter
descriptive of the Eocky mountains'
famous scenery, tributary to the Rio
Grande Western railway and its con
nections, write
J. D. MANSFIELD, Gen'l Agent,
253 Washington St., Portland, Ore.
Workmen while razing an old house
on a farm in the village of Greene,
Me., found a pewter cup upon which
are the figures "1382." The year in
which the house was built is not
known, but the barn on the same plac
was constructed in the "forties."
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES
Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet.
It cures painful, swollen, smarting, nerv
ous feet, and instantly takes the sting out
of corns and bunions. It's the greatest
comfort discovery of the age. Allen's Foot
Ease makes tight or new shoes feel easy.
It is a certain cure for Ingrowing Nails,
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching
feet. We have over 30,000 testimonials.
Try . it today. Sold by all druggists and
shoe stores. By mail for 25c. in stamps.
Trial package FREE. Address, Allen S.
Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
A novel cure for corns has been
tested by L. L. Johnson, a retired mer
chant, of Wins ted Depot, Conn. For
years he had been troubled with corns,
and all the remedies he had tried had
failed to give relief. With a chisel
and mallet he cut off three of the af
flicted toes.
Nearly all the shoes worn in Japan
are made of straw or wood.
A Sure Tning. Dr. Plunder's
QREGDNffLOODpURIFER
Horses used for pleasure in Russia
have around their neck a stout thin
cord with a running noose. When the
animal starts to run away, a jerk on
the cord stops him like magic, as the
horse instantly stops when the cord
presses his windpipe.
Buffalo, with a population of 400,
000, expended $173,840 on the poor
last year. Rochester, with 175,840
people, spent $90,000, while Syracuse,
with about 125,000 inhabitants, paid
out more than $200,000.
A fabric much lighter than silk, and
nearly as strong, is made in Australia
from the web of the tarantula. Each
of these poisonous spiders yields about
40 yards of filment, and eight of these
twisted together form a single thread.
The fabric is used for ballons.
Sour Stomach
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turtles C.Mf T. I Meets, Healral, Sew Tats. SIS
MTfl Nil Sold and guaranteed by all stash
I U'CAw gists to Cl'SX Tobacco Habit.
t Coach Syrup. Tastes Good. Uss I
in time. Sola by druggists.
EJ In time. Sold br drngjttsts.
SEEK FUNNY STORIES.
STEADY MARKET FOR BRIGHT
SAYINGS AND ANECDOTES.
I After-Dinner Or ton, Political Speak
er, Legal Light, Club Women and
Minister of the Gospel Are Usually
Among the Purchaser.
Funny stories have always been mar
ketable to a certain extent After-dinner
speakers and post-prandial orators,
with reputations greater than their ca
pabilities for retaining such, have al
ways been more than willing to pay a
fair price for the amusing stories and
anecdotes wherewith the aforemention
ed reputations have been bolstered. Po
litical speakers and certain legal lights
have never disdained the story which
was bought with good, honest dollars,
even though it was the product of some
other fellow's brain and only became
theirs by right of purchase.
But the field has grown wider of late.
Women have invaded precincts long sa
cred to the masculine humorist, and
many women know what It Is to- buy
funny stories nowadays. The price of
a story varies all the way from a bunch
of violets to $5, with an average of
about $2.50.
A bright paper had been read at one
of the larger clubs recently and the
reader was standing in the clubroom
receiving the congratulations of her
friends, when she became aware of a
strange woman who was making des
perate efforts to attract her attention.
"That was a fine paper," said the
stranger.
"Thank you," said the woman who
had written it.
"I have to write a paper for another
club before long," then said the other
woman, "and I'm not nearly so clever
as you are." -
"No?" said the woman with the bright
iapor to her credit
"And I'm quite sure it's easy for yon
to think up clever stories," pursued the
stranger.
"Yes," responded the woman, who be
gan to see what was coming. f
"And, in shoit, will you write me
three or four funny stories, such as you
used to-day?" blurted out the stranger,
yielding to her embarrassment "I'm
willing to pay for them well, indeed."
"What would you charge for allow
ing me to use one of tbe stories you told
just now at a dinner which I am to at
tend this evening?" still another woman
asked of the essayist of the afternoon, a
little later.
Talking the matter over with some
friends this woman learned that funny
stories are frequently bought and sold
In this manner, loaned for a financial
consideration every now and then, and
even openly rented occasionally so
much for the privilege of telling a
funny story not more than a certain
number of lines, and strictly within the
limits of a certain social set Bythis
means both the purveyor and the user
of the story are protected, the one from
the danger of her wares being handled
too cheaply or rendered too common,
the other from all fear of being sus
pected of employing twice-told tales.
Among club women the funny story
barter reaches its highest proportions.
It is distressing to be called upon to
make an impromptu speech and to have
nothing clever or amusing to say. The
society woman, whose reputation for
luncheon-time cleverness or afternoon
tea brilliancy has outrun her natural in
ventiveness, makes by no means a bad
second to the ambitious member of half
a dozen clubs. The fashionable physi
cian, man or woman, who likes to be
credited with always having something
bright or amusing to say to the patient
who needs enlivening, has also been
known to purchase good stories occa
sionally, and there are several ministers
In Chicago who are at leasf supposed to
do the same thing once in a while.
And, after all, be the story purchaser
club woman, after-dinner speaker, min
ister of the gospel, or tired-out society
woman, is it not better, on the whole, to
buy good stories than to beg, borrow or
steal them? The men and women who
do buy them, secretly or otherwise, are
firm in their adherence to this view of
the case, and there would appear to be
a good deal of common sense and jus
tice in their position. Chicago Tribune.
NOTE THE PASSAGE OF TiMH.
Dost Appear to Keep an Almanac
Handy for Use.
Have dogs an almanac? That, is a
Question that has "exercised" the
minds of their loving observers. That
they always know Sunday is certain.
Where Sunday is a bad day for tbe
dogs, to show them a prayer book. Is to
send them back mournfully to their
beds. But many dogs need no book for
a token. They rise in low spirits on
the day of rest, drooping melancholy
tails and ears and lips. Some one says:
"Oh, yes; we know that dogs 'are crea
tures of habit.' The seventh day comes
regularly around. They feel the flight
of time." But this theory does not
cover all the facts of the case. . The
dogs that belong to families keeping
saints' days (which don't occur with
the regularity of tbe Sabbath) are
equally aware that the festivals of
their masters are no red letter days for
them. "Of course, it Is the Sunday go-to-meeting
hats and bonnets!" explain
ed a cocksure Junior some time ago.
But it is not this! Neitner Is It the
church bells ringing, as some one else
suggested. For at a French watering
place, at a villa out of the reach of
sounds of bell ringing, where the fam
ily had no peculiar livery for Sunday
not smarter coats, tall hats or feminine
finery and where even the books were
not carried In the hand, being locked
up in receptacles In tbe church, the
dogs got up limp and dejected on Sun
days and on holidays, too, and stayed
In the same depressed condition until
the hours for going to church were past
and going out again meant starting up
a nice, doggie walk!
Is it not for Maggie Tulllver, who has
been "crossed in love," that some one
tenders a recipe likely to cure her In
the words: "Give the girl a pup?" It
Is offered to the reader as an uncon
sciously humorous suggestion. Many
accept it in this sense and laugh at it.
But that is their mistake, I venture to
think. London Mail.
Modern Way of Killing Whale.
Dr. Frederick W. True, of the Smith
sonian Institution, who recently spent
two months In whale-hunting In Green
Bay, on the northeastern coast of
Newfoundland, reports an Interesting
experience. He was sent oat by tbe
Institution to study the finback whale,
and of ninety-eight animals caught all
but eleven woe of this variety. The-story-book
romance has gone entirely
out of whaling as pursued by the New
foundlanders. There is no frail whale
boat, with th grizzled old barpooner
in the bow to strike the whale, but in
stead a little steam craft and a power
ful gun.
This gun throws a large iron har
poon, with crossarms which He against
the shaft until It strikes a solid body
and then project out and imbed them
selves. The head of this harpoon is
cigar-shaped and sharp-pointed and
explodes as it pierces the whale's side,
generating a gas, which serves to keep
the fish afloat after the wrecking effect
of the shock on its Internal organs has
left It a lifeless mass. A stout rope is
attached to the butt of the harpoon,
and by this the whale is kept in leash
as It thrashes madly through the water
in a vain effort to escape its unknown
enemy. Death rapidly ensues, unless,
as sometimes happens, the project le
goes through the fish from side to side,
when a second shot Is necessary."
Rev. Dr. William Bliss, of Pasadena,
Cal., is the head of a new school of po
litical science, of which the chief fea
tures are direct legislation and the
initiative and referendum. His lead
ing followers are college men and ped
agogues. One of them said lately to
a Los Angeles woman: "I do not under
stand why Dr. Bliss' friends should be
exclusively learned men especially
scientists." "Why, Tom Moore ex
plained that long ago," was her quick
answer; "they have turned from the
bliss of science to take up the science
of Bliss."
Oliver Wendell Holmes enjoyed that
humor best which was of his own pro
duction. On one occasion he was hold
ing forth at great length on the sub
ject of cannibalism, and having wound
himself up to the proper pitch he turn
ed suddenly to Thomas Bailey Aldrich,
who was sitting near him, and asked:
"Imagine! What would you do If you
were to meet a cannibal V "I think,"
Sr. Aldrich sweetly replied, "that I
should stop to pick an acquaintance
with him." This rejoinder cast such
a gloom over Dr. Holmes that during
the rest of the dinner bis conversation
was limited to monosyllables.
In one of his farces, Glen McDon
ongh had written two or three lines
to be spoken by a chorus-girl. Tbe
lines were given to a green, heavy ama
teur, who looked well and would do.
At the rehearsal the girl made her way
to McDonougb, who held the book, and
said: "Mr. McDonough, I have a line
in the first act and one In the third.
Couldn't you write me one for the sec
ond act, too?" McDonough thought a
minute, looked at the girl, and said:
"Yes; In the banquet scene you enter
and say, 'Here is the ham.' " "Oh, do
I bring the ham on with me?" "No, my
dear; It is not a speech, .It is a confes
sion." A traveling American made a visit
to Greyfriars churchyard at Edinburgh.
The sexton was a man of Aberdeen
shire and - his heart was in the high
lands, plainly. The visitor had been
at Greyfriars before and said to the
sexton, as the old man pocketed his
fee: "I have seen your highlands since
I was here last." "Oh," said he, with
Inimitable highland Inflection; "and
had ye never been there before?"
"No. I have never been in Scotland be
fore. I live in America." "Oh! 'Tis a
graund country . that." "America? 1
is. Indeed!" The old man looked up
in utter surprise. "Nay, nay," he said,
Impatiently! "the hielands. A graund
country!"
Illustrative of the dirtiness of the
Afghan, it is said that on one occasion
General Roberts captured a native
who was so exceptionally dirty that it
was thought necessary, for the safety
of tbe whole camp, that he should be
washed. Two 'Tommy Atkinses' were
told oft for that purpose. They stripped
the prisoner, and scrubbed him for two
hours with formidable brushes and a
large quantity of soft soap. Then they
threw down their brushes In disgust
and went to thetr; captain. "What is it,
men?" "Well; sir," they replied, some
what excitedly, "we've washed that
'ere Afghan chap for two hours, but It
warn't any good. After scrubbing him,
sir, till our arms were like to break,
blessed If we didn't come upon another
suit of clothes!"
It was a great thing for an under
graduate to be taken for a walk by the
late Prof. Jowett, and some of the
young men were quite overpowered by
the honor. One such, after they had
been on the road half an hour, ven
tured to remark: "Nice day, professor."
"Do yon really think so?" was Jowett's
far-away rejoinder. Another half-hour
passed, and the boy stammered out:
"Nice road,-jW)fessor." "Do you really
think so?" Jowett again rejoined. The
matriculate 'wanted to run away, but
he was a moral hero, and In another
half -hour managed to say: "Clouds
seem to be filling up with rain, pro
fessor," to which he again got the
crushing answer: "Do you really think
so?" The young man's sufferings were
at an end, however, as they were now
back at the college grounds, where
Jowett turned to bid his companion
good-by. "Well, young man," he said,
"we have been walking for several
hours, and everything you have sa:d
has been as stupid as it could possibly
be." "Do you really think so?" re
plied the young man. The professor
started, stared at the young man, and
then, with a genial smile, warmly
grasped his hand. There was no lack
of conversation in their subsequent
walks.
Get over your little annoyances by
recalling how trivial they would seem
to a man away off In Japan.
Good looks are often a great d.aw
back to man in business
Harrison's Most Famous Cm.
"It is doubtful, " said an Indianapolis
lawyer the other day, "whether Geo.
Harrison recalls a certain case which
be tried out in Indiana that was more
remarkable in its way than the session
of the Venezuelan arbitration. Of the
four oounsel only one had ever been
heard outside of his own state, and the
judge had merely a local reputation.
Yet within 12 years one of the quar
tette had been elected vice-president of
the United States, another one presi
dent, still another United States sena
tor, and the judge had risen to the cir
cuit bench and had filled two cabinet
posts. It was a political case, and
each party chose its most famous repre
sentative to represent it. Mr. Harrison
aided the United States district attor
ney, and Senator David Turpie and
Vice-President Thomas A. Hendricks
appeared for the Democrats. The judge
was Walter Q. Gresham, who had been
appointed disrtict attorney for Indiana
less than nine years before." Phila
delphia Post.
Our Relations to Others.
We are not Robinson Crusoes, living
each one on bis own little island alone.
There are other people and they are all
about us. Their lives touch ours on
many points and their interests inter
lace with ours. In seeking to live out
our own life to its utmost, we soon be
come aware of limitations caused by
duties to others. In a sense, the whole
world has its claim upon us; and there
is no man, woman or child anywhere
whom we are not to consider, to whom
we are not a debtor. The law of love
to our neighbor leaves nobody out. The
wounded man by the wayside, whoever
he may be, we must not pass by. This
relation to others is one which must be
considered in every true life. We may
not think of self only, ignoring the
whole world and devoting all our
thought and energy to the culture of
our own character, the making of our
own career. Forward.
Sorry Now He Was Honest.
Master Yes, boys. "Honesty is the
best policy." It will surely bring its
reward. I am glad to have a good ex
ample of honesty among your own
number. William Williams, stand up.
W. W. rises.
"Now, William, when I was coming
to school this rnprning I happened to
drop a quarter ouToTmy pocket with
out the slightest knowledge of the fact,
and you, like an honest boy, returned
it to me. Tell the boys what prompted
you to do such an act when you might
have kept it for yourself."
W. W. Please, I thought it was a
bad'un. Stray Stories.
Called His Bluff.
One of the boys was bragging of his
manifold accomplishments, until one
of the company at the round table lost
patience and said, in a gruff voice:
"Now, we've heard enough about
what you can do. Come, tell us what
there is you can't do, and I'll under
take to do it myself."
"Well," replied the student, with a
yawn, "I can't pay my account here.
So glad to find you're the man to do
it." Collier's Weekly.
He Was Too Dark.
Photographer Is there any partic
ular way in which yon would like to
be taken?
Negro Yes, sah. If there's no de
tention, I'd like to be taken in light
cream color. Tit-Bits.
Millions for Baseball.
A million of dollars are spent every year
upon the game of baseball, but large as
this sum is, it cannot begin to equal the
amount spent by people in search of health.
There is a sure method of obtaining
strength, and it is not a costly one. We
urge those who have spent much and lost
hope to try Hostetter's Stomach Bitters.
It strengthens the stomach, makes digest
ion easy and natural, and cures dyspepsia,
constipation, biliousness and weak kid
neys. A couple of talking machines occu
pied the pulpit of Zion tabernacle,
Chicago, on a recent Sabbath.
Through them the Rev. John A. Dowie
conducted services and preached, gave
oat tbe hymns, etc., although he was
several miles distant, resting himself at
White Lake, Mich. His voice was dis
tinctly heard all over the church.
BOW'S TIIIS?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case of Catarrh that can not be cared by Hall's
Catarrh Cure.
P. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O.
We the nndersigned, have known F.J. Cheney
for the past 15 years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transections and fin
ancially able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
West & Tbtjax,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, '?.
W ALBINO, K INN AN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Drug-itts, Toledo, O.
Call's Catarrh Cure it t r ken .nt : rnal ly , acting
directly on the blood and m. cons surfaces of
tbe system. Pri:e 75c per bo' lie. Sold by all
drugrists. Testimonials tree.
Hall's Family puis r- tin best.
A St. Petersburg paper has the fol
lowing interesting item concerning ra
tions in the British army: "The Eng
lish have plenty of food for their sol
diers, but, like the Malays, they feed
their men on tiger's flesh to make them
more courageous and bloodthirsty."
Ernest Carhart, a barber in the min
ing camp of Chemung, Idaho, after re
moving the beard of a customer, recog
nized him ss Christopher Manning,
who had obtained his wife's affections
years before, in Dresden, Me. The
barber procured a pistol and shot Man
ning dead as he sat in the chair.
Spring Humors
of the Blood
Come to a certain percentage of all the
people. Probably 75 per cent, of these
people are cured every year by Hood's
Sarsaparilla, and we hope by this adver
tisement to get the other 25 per cent, to
take Hood's Sarsaparilla. It has made
more people well, effected more wonderful
cures than any other medicine in the
world. Its strength as a blood purifier is
demonstrated by its marvelous cures of
Scrofula Salt Rheum
Scale Head Boils, Pimples
All kinds of Humor Psoriasis
Blood Poisoning Rheumatism
Catanh Malaria, Etc.
All of which are prevalent at this season.
You need Hood's Sarsaparilla now. It
will do you wonderful good.
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
(a America's Greatest Blood Medicine.
FAIR WOMEN SPEAK.
Pe-ru-na Works Wonders for the Gentler Sex in
Catarrhal Ailments.
MBS. COLONEL HAMILTON.
That Pe-ru-na has become a house
hold remedy in the home of Mrs. Col
onel Hamilton is well attested by a
letter from her, which says: "I can
give my testimony as to the merits of
your remedy, Pe-ru-na. I have been
taking the same for some time, and am
enjoying better health now than I have
for some years. I attribute the change
to Pe-ru-na, and recommend Pe-ru-na
to every woman, believing it to be
especially beneficial to them." Mrs.
Hamilton's residence is 259 Goodale
street, Columbus, Ohio.
Mrs. Margar
etha Dauben.No.
1214 North Su
perior street, Ra
cine City, Wis.,
says: "I feel so'
well and good
and healthful
now that pen
cannot describe
it. Pe-ru-na is
everything to me
I feel healthy and
well, but if 1 should be sick I would
know what to take. I have taken sev
eral bottles for female complaint. I
am in the change of life and it does
me good."
- Have you catarrh of the head, throat,
lungs, stomach or any other organ of
the body? If so, write to Dr. Hart
man at once. He will send you direc
tions for treatment without charge.
Address Dr. Hartman, Columbus. O.
Jerome K. Jerome declares the be
ginning of bis good fortune was when
the inundation of his father's mines at
Cannon Chase, England, sent him out
into the world in search of work.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
The emperor of Germany is collect
ing playing cards. He has examples of
some of the earliest known, and speci
mens from every country in the world
where they are in common use.
Piso's Cure for Consumption is an in
fallible medicine for coughs and colds N.
W. Saxon, Ocean GroveN. J. Feb, 17, 1900.
In Waukegon, Wis., there is an old
church which for 88 years has been
without a steeple. A storm struck the
steeple in 1862 and it fell upon an ad
joining house, wrecking it. The owner
of the house obtained an injunction re
straining the church trustees from
erecting another spite.
Regulate the Liver.
Irregularity kills. At the first sign take Cas
carets Candy Cathartic. Keep a box handy at
home; in your pocket, in your desk. All drug
gists, 10c, 25c, 50c.
A Newark bride, after her return
from the honeymoon, persuaded her
husband to accompany her to church.
He bad not been in church for 10 years,
and he reluctantly consented. Imagine
the bride's humor when she saw him
enter the pew with a cigar in his
mouth, at which he was contentedly
puffing.
The death of James Parson, of Dev
onshire, England, is announced. He
was known as "The Singing Machine"
because he had memorized and could
sing about 4,000 songs. One evening
he made and won a bet that he could
go on singing until daylight without
repeating any song.
We wish to call the attention of our
readers to the particular merits of
"Five Drops," an actual cure for rheu
matism, manufactured by the Swanson
Rheumatic Cure Co., 160 Lake street,
Chicago. This remedy is successfully
used by both the Boers and British
Americans in Africa today, and has
been the means of alaying much pain
and distress on both sides. There is
no better remedy, no surer cure for
those who are troubled with rheuma
tism. Sample bottle 10 cents. Write
for it today.
A gigantic mushroom, weighing
three pounds, was recently found in
Sonoma county, Cal. The top was 40
inches in circumference, and tbe stem
11 inches long and two inches thick.
Competent authorities state that
South America has greater undeveloped
resources than any other section of the
world. Any crop grown elsewhere can
be duplicated there, and the country
abounds in mines of coal, silver and
gold, most of which have only been
slightly developed.
Squirrels are numeroa in Madison,
Wis. They are so tame that they sit
on the park benches besides the hnman
sojourners, and they are often seen
dodging the trolly cars. There is an
unwritten law that they must not be
harmed by any one, and even the boys
respect this law.
ms iifiTTl
MISS ANNIE WYANDOTTE.
Miss Annie Wyandotte, queen of the
operatic stage and dramatic soprano,
says:
"Fifteenth St. and Jackson ave.,
Kansas City, Mo.
"Dr. Hartman:
"Dear Sir Pe-ru-na has been my
salvation. It has given me back a
beautiful voice, a gift of God; it has
brought me once more to my old pro
fession. I can talk now, and sing,
where before, I could scarcely whisper.
Can you wonder at my delight? I wish
every person who is suffering as I suf
fered might know Pe-ru-na. Only
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Annie Wyandotte."
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