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HELIOGRAPH IN WAR. MESSAGES 8ENT BY A SYSTEM OF SUN FLASHING. Little Instrument of Ancient Invention Has Played an Important Fart in tbe - South African War Used by General Miles in Indian Campaign. The heliotrope, or heliograph, has played an Important part In the South African war. With this little Instru ment the light of the sun Is used to con vey Intelligence to points far distant. Communication between places many mtles apart can be set up by Its use. The mirror used has a email eyehole cut Into the quicksilver, through which the distant station Is located. The mir ror disk Is turned by means of a Morse key, and in answering the key a dot or a dash. In the way of a long or short U. 8. IBHf HELIOGBAFH CORPS, flash, la sent out . These flashes are read by the person at the receiving end with the ease of a telegraph operator taking a message. The heliograph was Invented In 1821 by Gauss, who used It as a signal In the measurement of an gles. The longer the line the larger must be the disk. The longest line thus far observed la 192 miles, which was observed In California, and required a mirror of seventy-seven square inches In area. Ordinary heliotropes used on lines less than fifty miles in length are only about two square inches In area. For its successful operation clear at mosphere is necessary. Two hours be fore sunset is the most favorable time. The military value of the hellographic method of transmitting . information may be readily imagined. Its first ad vantage la Its extreme simplicity. It does not necessitate the keeping open of lines of communication, there are no wires to protect, no batteries- to look USE OF THE HELIOGRAPH IN SOUTH AFRICA. af tea. and no burdensome apparatus to carryVaboakifc - r ' ' The Indiana of America, like tbe old warriors of the Scotch highlands, real ized the importance of signal fires In war time and made use of a code of fire flashes; but it was not until 1822 that Colonel Colby of the British Royal en gineers devised a more adequate system for transmitting messages . by sun flashes. His method of doing this was by nailing a certain number of pieces of bright tin on poles and exposing them to the sun's rays. Some time later this was improved on by the adop tion of a plain mirror. In 1833 an En glish officer at Gibraltar used an ordi nary looking glass to reflect flashes across the strait to Tangier, thereby carrying on a long distance conversa tion with other English officers in Af rica, ' This mirror system was experiment ed with and Improved upon until the year 1878, when the United States gov ernment purchased the latest models and began the instruction of a special signal corps, in hellography. The mili tary value of such sun writing was well known when. In 1886, General Miles began his Indian campaign against Geronlmo. If. the truth were only known. It was the heliograph more than anything else that led to the round. Ing up and capture of the famous, blood-drinking red man. One can Im agine the surprise of tbe Indians when they found that they could not move without the fact being known to the Americans and the movement myste riously anticipated. Signal parties, in fact, were flashing hourly information from mountain peak to mountain peak, and the Indian warrior's headquarters were always known at Miles' camp. Through the use of the heliograph Geronlmo was kept away from water by rapidly stationed and mobile bands of troops and was finally parched into submission. i The English army had already been making use of the heliograph in Af ghanistan, and during the Boer war of twenty years made effective use of the Mance hellographic apparatus. The great service this means of communica tion has been to the different British commanders besieged by the Boers in the present South African was Is very well known. 1 The field heliograph apparatus, as used to-day, consists of a sole leather pouch containing a .sun mirror and a station mirror, a small screen or shut ter, a sighting rod and two small tripod stands for the mirrors. The entire ap paratus does not weigh over ten pounds and can easily be carried over tbe arm. When the air is clear, signals may be easily taken by the naked eye at a dis tance of 100 miles, and by an expert at tbe rate of fifteen words a minute. HIS IDEAL WOMAN. Not So Much of an Ansel aa a Sympa thetic, All-Fora-ivina- Unman. "Man has a number of fixed, old fashioned notions about tbe Ideal wom an which are quite apart from ques tions of complexion and dress." writes Carrie E. Garrett in the Woman's Home Companion. "The sober truth is that while men may seek diversion with the more showy, flippant type of girl, and are sften caught by mere glitter, they have in Ideal far, far above this cheap type which is imperishable. A man does not picture a completely limp and charac terless creature as his soul's Ideal, how ever 'sweet Yet the woman as she appears in his dreams is not too clever. It is a pleasure to him to be a little superior to his mate to be looked up to' and aa the true woman desires to look up,' It h dear that Nature's ar rangements In these matters are hot without design. The most charming nt nil la she who has the con summate wit to seem to look up when really sne stanas on a icvei win! me man who loves her, or perchance a Ut tls shove him. "One thing imperatively demanded the make-un of the Ideal woman. I In . Is sympathy that all-dlvinlng, all-forglv-ing quality which makes the whole world akin. Sympathy is one of the prime factors of charm. So is humor. A man Is fearfully lonesome when his wife cannot see bis jokes. She could hardly offer him a more deadly affront than to laugh In the wrong place at one of his pet stories. The ideal wom an is religious has the wise, sweet, old-fashioned notions about right and wrong. A man is quite capable of making merry over his wife's scruples of conscience, but I think be would be rather disappointed if she had no scru plesIf In his worldly way she was guided chiefly by expedience. He may not say many prayers himself, but he likes to know that his children pray at their mother's knee. Perhaps he some times reflects that the nightly petition from Innocent Hps. God bless father.' may not be quite empty of meaning." How a Duke Earned Sixpence. How the Duke of Norfolk, one of the richest of England's peers, earned his first sixpence is related by his friends with a great deal of gusto. A few years ago a large English party headed by the Duke went on a continental tour. Tbe Duke busied him self very much on the journey In a kind-hearted way about the welfare of everyone In the party. At every sta tion he used to get out and go round to see if he could do anything for anyone. One old lady, who, did not know him when she arrived at last In Rome, tired and hot, found great difficulty in getting a porter. So she seized on the Duke. "Now, my good man," she said. "I've noticed you at all these stations loafing about. Just make yourself for once in your life. Take my Dag and find me a cab." Tbe Duke mildly did as he was bid and was rewarded with a' six pence. "Thank you, madam," he said; "I shall prize this Indeed! It Is the first coin I have ever earned in my life." Useful Caterpillars. .;. It Is now said that tbe cocoon of the tent caterpillar can be carded, if not reeled. The tent caterpillar Is the great pest of tbe apple tree, and it may be that the apple tree will take the place, of the mulberry tree as food for the silk worms. It Is estimated that an average tree will support ten or twelve tents of caterpillars, yielding 3,000 makers of silk, and representing a yield of three pounds of silk, worth $1 per pound. It is further said that with proper appliances attached to tbe trunks of the trees for tbe worms to spin their cocoons In, not much time would be expended In gathering the product, which would equal the apple proceeds of a tree at 75 cents a barrel. However, the worm might be improved so as to produce a finer grade of silk, and In the end the result would be that the silk would be more 'profitable than the apple. Haw Far Noises Travel. When the alkali works at St Helens. England, were blown up by the explo sion of eighty tons of chlorate of pot ash, the noise was heard at Marple, twenty-eight miles away. At the battle of Corunna 1,500 barrels of gunpowder blew up, causing the ground to rock for miles. The blast at Hell Gate, New York, 130 tons of dynamite, was per ceived 183 miles away by the vibrations of mercury. The shock of the dyna mite explosion, fifty tons, at Johannes burg was felt at Pretoria, thirty-three miles distant Tbe naval magazine of Lagouban, Toulon, was heard at Nice, eighty-four miles distant and even at Ventlmiglia, In Italy, 100 miles distant The country for a radius of nearly two miles was blown bare, houses knocked to pieces and trees uprooted or bent into fantastic shapes. Paid Duty on a Mouse, Uncle Sam is a stern stickler for form and the amount of red tape employed hi the custom house Is really remarkable. It was demonstrated tbe other day that not even a tiny mouse can creep into our domains from foreign shores with out paying duty. A gentleman return ing from Europe brought with him to Philadelphia a pet white mouse, of which be had grown very fond. ," His "mouselets" was assessed at 20 per cent, which so enraged the owner that he vigorously protested. This case was appealed and, the board of classifica tion of gene" appraisers, after mature deliberation- it solemn conclave, hand ed down a decision in which the protest was overruled. - Qaeen Victoria's Three Crowns. Queen Victoria has three crowns, none of which is used except on extra ordinary occasions. The crown which she wore in the last grand reception weighs eight ounces. It is of pure gold and set with 2,673 diamonds and with 523 rubles. The other two crowns are simple bands of gold, each set with gorgeous jewels. It is one of these lat ter crowns which Is worn when the Queen opens PUarliament When she appears in the House of Lords the large crown Is taken from Its place among tbe crown Jewels In the tower of Lon don and borne on a velvet cushion ahead of the Queen. Domination of Latin Races. One leading result of the struggle for supremacy among the Western nations has been the gradual ascendency of the Anglican, Teutonic and Scandinavian over the Latin races. Dublin an Unhealthy City. Dublin has the unhappy prominence of being at present the most unhealthy city in tbe United Kingdom. Our Idea of bravery and unexampled heroism is for a poor preacher to differ in opinion with tbe most generous con tributor of his flock. A bachelor says that marriage and tbe colic both double people up, but 1 fortunately, the colic la only temporary. GREAT DREAM OF THE FRENCH NATION. , WARSHIPS WILL BE WHIRLED fTpO CONNECT the Atlantic with the Mediterranean by a ship canal Ja capable of floating a modern man of war is the dream of . the French, na tion. It is proposed to .take advantage of the present waterways in the interior of France, and by deepening and supple menting them by others, fit them to the purpose. Contrary to what wonld seem the nat ural Atlantic terminus,' says a - corre spondent of tbe New York Press, it is proposed to neglect Bordeaux in favor of what will be practically a new port Arcachon, with its great natural basin; lends itself ideally to the kind of fortifi cation that would be demanded by a ca nal that Would, by the fact of its exist ence, come to be the central strategic feature of the country. : Arcachon, when the canal is finished, will be the Brest of to-day, a hundred times magnified. Bor deaux, that could never be made to give the necessary ease and security to a war fleet will remain tbe great commercial port it is. , . - -Another advantage of the canal as planned by the effervescent Gaul will be to furnish work for years to the French workingman, to the calming of the labor ing mind and. tbe security of tbe republic, the calculations being for a permanent force of 30,000 laborers. At the beginning it was seen that ordi nary locks would not serve; with them the passage would reqnire at least six days. One way of diminishing their number it is. estimated that 200 would be necessary would be the old-fashioned plan of keeping the canal to the low alti tudes of the plains and then, affiving at the Col de Nauronze. to pass through it in a giant cut It would be a cut 500 feet deep.. To avoid the necessity of this WEBSTER DAVIS, Assistant Secretary of the Interior Began Life as a Shoemaker. The career of Webster Davis, assist ant secretary of tbe interior,' whose visit to South Africa and to Oom Paul occasioned considerable comment, is In .many respects . a remarkable ; one. He began life as a shoemaker's son in Gallatin, Mo., and bis father was bare ly able to give him tbe education which tbe town ... schools afforded. .Young Davis. however, pushed on, took : a course In the poor boys' school at Fark vllle, where he received tbe idea that he was cut out for the ministry. He found his way finally to a religious seminary near Chicago, and there, be said afterward, be discovered that tbe more he learned tbe farther he got away from the idea. So he went back to his father and set to work at the cobbler's stool. H1b dislike for the trade did not escape the attention of bis father. One day he made a. bad job of a pair of shoes,, which came to the notice of Judge McDouglass, of Kansas City. "Send him over to my office," said the Judge. ?He is certain ly a poor shoemaker, but he may make a good lawyer."' ' That was the begin ning of his. climb to the official posi tion, which he left to go to South Af rica. From the beginning he attracted the attention of rich and Influential men and tbey started him for the law school at Ann Arbor, where he com pleted his course. Upon his return as a full-fledged law- yer, Maj. Warner, one of his patrons, found a place in the office of the sur veyor of the port in Kansas City. There he was thrown Into contact with poli ticians and started on this bent of bis career. He bad a command of lan guage and a fluency which made him what they were pleased to call "a won derful orator," and he came quickly Into demand as a stump speaker. Maj. Warner becoming a candidate for Gov ernor in 1892, Mr. Davis took to tbe field and went up and down the State, and, through Warner's influence, he himself secured the nomination for Congress. Both went down to defeat, but Mr. Davis had won fame through out tbe State which was to help him in the future. The campaign over, be Went to Col orado, thence to Chicago. He returned to Kansas City on the eve of a mayor alty campaign,' and, since no one else cared to run, Mr. Davis was easily per suaded to make the race. Mr. Davis won, to everybody's surprise. Includ ing his own. He inaugurated an ag gressive policy, began the building of an extensive park system, but went out of office retaining only sufficient popu larity to name bis successor, "Jimmy" Jones. In this campaign. In which he worked as he had for himself, he was charged with perpetrating "fakes" to win votes. One night be appeared before a polit ical meeting and declared that an at tempt had been made to assassinate bim as be was leaving. . the bouse. Whereupon he exhibited his hat rid dled with bullets. The newspapers took It up and said he had done it himself. They secured statements from doctors to prove that be would have been shot to death, and all he could do was to ' . WKBSTIB DAVIS. THROUGH FRANCE WHEN THE GAUL'S LAST DREAM IS FULFILLED. A GREAT: SHIP ELEVATOR. almost impossible engineering feat, they have imagined a prodigious novelty, the ship elevator and the moving Jock. ? . The ship elevator is a great metallic reservoir that moves up and down hill on a great number of railway 'tracks, oper ated much after the manner of a funicu lar. There will be one at the top of the slope, another at the bottom. Each will receive a ship. The weight of the light est Will be balanced by the addition of more water. Then, the equilibrium being attained, a comparatively moderate force will be sufficient to disturb It Up will deny the charges. This episode further diminished his popularity... The repu tation of Mr. Davis as an orator 'had spread Into the national field, and be was engaged to stump Missouri for Mr. McKinley. Upon the election of- th President Mr. Davis bad come to Ut called "the administration orator. Following tbe election there came a period of inactivity for the orator until 1897, when, under Secretary Biiss, he was made assistant secretary of the Interior. During all bis career it ' has been admitted on all sides . that bis claim to attention is his ability to bold large audiences. ' He Is emotional, tear ful, but bis speeches do not read so welL VIVID FLASH OF LIGHTNING Peculiarities of the Thunderstorms that Visit South Africa. A very few days after my arrival at Maritzburg at tbe end of 1875.1 was standing one afternoon In the shade of my little house on a hill, anxlotasly watching the picturesque arrival of an ox wagon laden with my boxes. It was In tbe very early summer, and the exi gencies of settling In left me no time to worry about the thunderstorms; of which, of course, I bad often heard. A more serene and brilliant afternoon could not be Imagined, and It, was not even hot at all events, out of the sun. My two small boys, as usual, trotted after me like dogs, and clamored to assist at the arrival of tbe wagon; so I lifted the little one up in my arms and stood there, with the elder boy clinging to my skirts. Suddenly, out of the blue unclouded sky. out of the blaze of golden sunshine, came a flash and a crash which seemed as if it must be the crack of doom. No words at my command can give any idea of the- in tolerabtj blinding glare of the light which seemed to wrap us round,, or of the rending .sound, as if the universe were torn asunder. '. I suppose I flung myself on - the ground, because I was crouching tnere, holding the little boys beneath me with some sort of protective instinct, when In a second or two of time it had all passed, for I heard only a slight and distant rumble. I do not believe the sun had ceased shining for an Instant, though its light had seemed to be ex tinguished by that blaze of fire. Never can I forget my amazement, an amaze ment "which even preceded ' my . deep thankfulness at finding we were, abso lutely unhurt the fearless llttlefcoys only Inquiring. "What was that, mam my?" " There had been no time for their rosy cheeks even to pale. I wonder what color I was? I looked at the lit tle, storehouse with astonishment to find it still there, for I bad expected to see nothing but a heap of ruins. Nay, it seemed miraculous that tbe hills all around should still be standing. Lady Broome, in the Cornhill Magazine."?; - TREATING BRONCHITIS. Medicament Introduced Into the Orifice of the Tracheal Conduit. . Dr. Mendel, of Paris, recently sent to tbe French Academy of Medicine a most interesting communication on the subject of a new treatment of diseases of the bronchial tubes and of tbe chest says the European edition of the New York Herald. Hitherto these maladies have been treated by means of medi cines absorbed by tbe stomach. The originality of Dr. Mendel's treatment consists in tbe Introduction of tbe medicaments directly into the respira tory passages. As the illustration shows, the physi cian uses a syringe with a curved tube, and introduces the point Into the orifice of the tracheal conduit by which air enters Into the chest Tbe medicament used descends the conduit without pro ducing the slightest disagreeable sensa tion. The patient feels a mild warmth diffuse Itself in the chest and breathes more freely for some hours. j The medicaments thus Introduced (oil containing in solution vegetable. . es sences) are volatile and kill the mi crobes. As soon as they are projected into the chest they evaporate, saturate the air breathed and fill the lungs. AThua Aj go one reservoir, and down .he other. Nothing could be simpler. When ordinary locks are to be used the same principle of metallic basins bal ancing each other, side by side, is to be exploited, for,, the sake of expedition. They are io be such locks as the world has never seen. Once through them and into the Aude river, it will be plain tow ing straight to Narbonne, which is almost on the Mediterranean. - Here is another naturally -protected port, like Arcachon. a great basin, - impenetrable by a hostile fleet . , - r . Is established an Inhalation of an ex ceptional intensity, because tbe center of -inhalation. Instead of being outside. Is in the midst of the respiratory or ;ane. ; At the end of a few hours the nedlcament injected is absorbed, enters he blood, and leaves tbe system by tbe ungs, Influencing them for tbe second time. . M. Mendel continues these Injections daily for a month at least The daily dose is ten cubic centimeters. He has tried the treatment on fifty patients, of whom forty-five were tuberculous and the rest non-tuberculous (bronchitis, asthma and pulmonary . congestion), and obtained numerous as well as last ing successes In the form of the cessa tion of coughing and expectoration, the return of appetite, sleep and strength, and an Increase in weight. What Is especially curious and upsets many Ideas Is the perfect suomlsslon ot the throat and chest to the injections, which are by no means unpleasant, and never bring on coughing. Another ad vantage is that patients are not com pelled to take medicines that upset the stomach. They maintain their appetite and the good working of the digestive organs. ....... INDIAN JACK. Last of the Soyal Filchncks Lives Near Snohomish, Wash. Near Snohomish. Wash., lives "In dian Jack" in calm content When he dies tbe Pilcbuck Tribe will be extinct but be watches the passing of day af ter "day without a sigh of regret for the past glories of bis race or the firm leadership he once held over bis people. He bears no hatred for tbe white men, but, on the contrary, has taken a deep interest in their affairs, and his keen speeches have often helped to turn tbe tide of public events. In his old age he has found tbe philosopher's stone of true happiness. "I am the most con tented of men," he said recently, "be cause I long ago made up my mind it was 'no use crying for spilt milk,' as you white men say." That Is the phil osophy which has allowed him to be come old. He never worries. Vast Possibilities of Russia. Should Russia ultimately succeed in her scheme for dominating Asia she will become mistress of some 800,000, 000 people. Some people amount to so little that other people refuse to gossip about them. Every one who owns a dog boasts that his dog knows more than most grown persons. Almost every one. In his ambitions, overworks the word "it," TREATING BRONCHITIS. ' LAST or THE BOTAL PILCHUCKB. A cobra that measured somewhat over seven and one-half feet, taken at Jaffna, Ceylon, Is stated to be by far the largest ever recorded. A French naturalist asserts that If the world should become blrdless, man would not Inhabit It after nine years' time. In spite of all tbe sprays and pois ons that could be manufactured for the destruction of insects. The bugs and slugs would simply eat up all the orchards and crops In that time. Eyestoues are the opercula or small lenticular footdoor of a small marine shell, family Turblnidae. They are a calcareous body. The removal of for eign substances was performed by placing one In the Inner corner of the eye and allowing it to pass across the eyeball, under the lid. bringing the for eign substance with it. In France a system. Invented by Mon sieur Dubois, la used to preserve tele graph poles from rotting. The bottom of the pole up to. and a little above, the surface of the ground Is Incased In an earthenware pipe. The space between the pipe, and the pole Is filled with a mixture of sand and resin, which, on solidifying, becomes waterproof. Prof. Spring reports on-ts experi ments of many years to "explain the color of the water. He has come to tbe conclusion that a pure blue Is the nat ural color of water,- for when we look through a long tube filled with distilled water against a brilliant white surface, a pure blue is seen, such as shown by the Lake of Geneva In quiet weather, a color which Is not Influenced by super ficial or Interior reflection. : A writer in tbe Contemporary Review urges the need of a new class of edu cated physicians whose business shall be the care and cure of disease-threatened and disease-jstrlcken plants. "The time will come." he says, "when every agricultural district will have its plant doctor." He even foresees the devel opment of specialties by plant doctors just as by other physicians, so that In many difficult and obscure cases of dis ease affecting valuable plants, tbe ser vices of such specialists will ' be em ployed. Tbe foundation of schools of practical plant pathology Is urged as a matter of national Importance. : It has been noticed that many plants, not natives of the locality, are 'to be found growing in: the neighborhood of great railroad yards. Sometimes the seeds of these plants' have been brought thousands of miles from their natural habitat Often tbey. flourish amid their new . surroundings, and gradually spread over the surrounding country. Thus the railroads 'carry unsuspected emigrants, which travel to. and from every point of tbe. compass. In the Mississippi Valley are to be found plants which, within a few years past have-been thus brought thither, some from the Atlantic seaboard, some from the Gulf region, and some from the oth er side of tbe Rocky Mountains. Payta, In Peru, about five degrees south of the equator, has tbe. reputa tion, according to Prof. D. G. Falrcbild, of being the dryest spot on the globe. On tbe average, a shower of rain occurs at Payta only once In two years. But the interval between showers is often much longer. . In February last, when Prof. Fairchlld visited the place, the first rain fallen In eight years had just wetted the thirsty Soil, having lasted from 10 p, m. until the following noon. Yet in that arid climate seven species of annual plants manage to exist, and the natives earn a livelihood by growing a species of cotton whose long roots find moisture In the bed of a drled-up river. This cotton is readily marketed. The :oast at Payta has risen forty feet with in historic times. THE WOMEN OF SPAIN. Interesting; Statistic as to Their Social and Intellectual Condition. A great deal has -been written about Spanish men, but I think one may find a truer key to Spanish character by taking a glimpse of the misery of tb Spanish women. I doubt If the Spanish woman is any better off than the Turk ish woman, and while American wom en are not clamoring for a conflict, the fact remains that the taking of Spain from tbe European geography might prlve a great, step In advance for the women of that land. It appears from an official document which came my way the other day that but 2.030,615 Spanish women can read or write. This fraction Is almost as big as the male army that knows Its own language. It Is a pitiful showing, but It Is only the beginning of the table of female-wretchedness. The municipali ties list 51,946 professional beggars who wear petticoats. Then there are 828, 531 women who earn their living by working in the farm fields. There are 319,590 women rated as day servants, who get but little more than board and shelter for their work, and in all the dying dynasty there are but 719,000 girls In the schools of any kind, public or private. There are twice as many female mendicants as male. The cen sus shows that 6,7G4,406 women have neither professions nor trades, and are altogether dependent upon cnarity. the possibility of getting married or hard labor at starvation wages. ; The same lamentable condition -of the Spanish woman is shown by a glance at another -side of her life. , The king dom has but seventy-four women classed as literary writers. There are but seventy-eight women physicians In the mother country and all tbe prov inces. The women school teachers number only 14,490, as compared with 24,612 men, but this does not Include tbe nuns, who are classed by them selves, and number 28,549. Spanish women who are fortunate live in tbe most magnificent homes and seem never to bother their heads about the poorer sisters at their doors. Tbe favorite resort for tbe grande senoras Is San Sebastian, and tbe lives the care less Spanish women of fashion lead there during tbe summer Is said to be a scandal over all Europe. There Is scarcely a pretense at propriety or even ordinary conventionality. As In France, a majority of the young girls of the best families are educated In the con vents. Their greatest accomplishment is embroidery, and they sit and sit and sit at their knitting until some man from an ancient and bankrupt house or a' bull-raising plantation comes along and marries them. Club life is un known. - Marriages are celebrated very early In life, and but few people who jget weary of these early alliances ever go to the, trouble and formality of get It Ing a dlVorce. The unhappy couples pimply divide up the household things Ana live iue uaiaiico oi meir uvea me L. . . . (Dest way mey can. ' Spanish women, so .1 have found, have very little outdoor amusement The bicycle Is just beginning to be admitted, but under protest The young women love their queen next to pretty frocks and 'glittering fans and bright ribbons. They flock te the cruel shows la the bull rings and laugh and cheer at the horrible spectacles. They show no more pity than an American girl bestows up on the dashing hardships which tbe average tennis player or tbe golfer un dergoes when he performs In a broiling sun to amuse her. Chicago Times NEW CRIMES. Tapping; a Telegraph Wire or Stealing ina; a Lamp. The theft of a lamp is larceny; it may be a Roman lamp or a Greek lamp, an oil lamp or an electric lamp, says the Forum. Whether It constitutes grand larceny or petit larceny will in certain States of the Union depend, not upon its age or newness, but upon its mar ket value. On tbe other hand, there are a great number of modern crimes committed which could not have been committed in ancient days because tbe instruments for their perpetration did not exist They are tbe outcome of modern civilization and they reqnire new legislation. The tapping of a telegraph wire Is a modern form of highway robbery. In the old days tbe method was to wni lay the courier on the road and to ro bim of bis purse or of his messag The formula of the modern highway man Is not "Stand and deliver," but simply "Deliver." and he may get a message from the lightning courier which may be worth more to bim than a well-filled purse. But there Is noth ing to be gained by indiscriminate tap ping. It Is some special message or In formation that the thief is looking for. possibly for its effect on the stock mar ket, or on other business ventures; but by tbe use of the cipher code tap ping of telegraph wires is of little avail even in time of war, unless the code as well as the message has been stolen. For tapping of power or light lines the modern highwayman comes in ont of the rain. He can do his business bet ter indoors by attacking the electric meter, confusing its calculations and thus getting more current than he pays for. Such at least seems to be the im plication of recent statutes. Decorates Hia Burial Lot. Probably the strangest hobby in the world is that of Henry Woolridga, ot Mayfield, Ky., who devotes all " bis money and time to developing bis plot In tbe local cemetery In a way which is as grotesque as It is, happily, orlg inaL His first modest and- laudable effort was to erect a plain monument to mark tbe family resting-place.- Not satisfied with this, however, he added to it a white marble shaft bearing on Its face a relief presentment of himself on horseback. Having thus struck the personal note. "Uncle Henry," as be Is familiarly called, had a life-sized statue of him self erected at a cost of 200. He then introduced statues of bis mother and eldest brother, to be followed shortly by similar statues In Indiana limestone of a favorite niece and of a young girl who bad brought him flowers during an Illness. His next ambition was to see himself on horseback, and tbe family gathering was augmented by a life-sized statue of "Uncle Henry" on bis favorite horse. Then followed presentments in stone of his favorite deerbound. "Tow Head," chasing a deer; another of a fox pur. sued by his foxhound. "Bob," and a marble sarcophagus with a carved rep resentation of bis favorite gun. Tbe latest additions have been sta tues of three of bis brothers In the stiffest of poses and the most prosaic of dress. As "Uncle Henry," although 75 years old, Is still hale and more en thusiastic than ever, it Is certain that this strange menagerie will receive many more additions before he sleeps in the oddest environment with whicb eccentricity ever surroundtd a dead man. Tid-BIts. First Coaches In London. - Riding was the only alternative to walking at the beginning of Elizabeth's reign, and a lady never rode without six or seven serving men to carry at tire suitable to all contingencies, ; and the means to repair a toilet which might suffer on the journey, says the Bishop of London in the Cornhill Maga zine. To diminish this cost ooaches came Into use. They were Introduced In 1564 by a Dutch coachman of tbe queen, but we are told "a coach was a strange monster In those days, and tbe sight of it put both man and horse Into amazement: some said it was a great crabshell brought out of China, and some imagined It to be one of the pagan temples In which the cannibals wor shiped the devil." But at length these doubts were cleared and coachmaklng became a substantial trade. So rapid was the Increase of coaches that in 1601 an act of parliament was passed "to restrain tbe excessive and super fluous use of coaches within this realm." : In spite of this Innovation, no method could be devised which made locomo tion pleasant through streets wbicb were alternately torrents of dirt find ing their way to the Fleet ditch, and thick deposits of black mud, which fur nished a ready weapon to any one who wished to express disapprobation. It is difficult for us to picture London without either cabs or omnibuses. Mutilation of Teeth Among Savage It Is curious to what an extent tin mutilation of teeth goes on among savage nations, and even among cer tain civilized people, such as tbe Jap anese. With them a girl Is never mar ried without first staining her teeth black with a repulsive kind of var nish, and the custom Is especially ad hered to among members of tbe richer classes. On tbe west coast of Africa a large proportion of the teeth are delib erately broken when children reach a certain age. Both in the new world and in the old the. custom exists of ex tracting the two front teeth of domes tic servants. In Peru the custom has existed from time Immemorial, and nsed to be a sign of slavery In tbe days of Incas. This is also the custom on tbe Congo and among tbe Hottentots. Teeth are stained In various colon among the Malays. A bright red and a bright blue are not uncommon, and a bright green is produced with the aid of arsenic and lemon juice. Living stone related that among the Kaffirs a child with a promlent upper jaw was looked upon as a monster and imme diately killed. On the Upper Nile the negroes have all tbelr best teeth ex tracted in order to destroy their value In the slave market and to make it not worth while for the slave-traders to carry them off. Status of the Ball era. It Is said that Sir Redvers Buller li tbe wealthiest general (among common ers) in tbe service, and Admiral Sit Alexander Buller the wealthiest ad miraL People are very patient; considering that the end of every day only find them one day nearer their grave. "Did you say tbe man was shot In the woods, doctor?" "No. I didn't; 1 said be was shot In tbe lumbar region." Yonkers Statesman. The hostess I want you to meet Mr. Cawker. So Interesting, you know. He believes In nothing. Tbe blase one What enthusiasm ! Life. "Diamonds are getting higher and higher." "Yes, dearie, but we can fix that all right" "How" "We won't buy any." Indianapolis Journal. "Can yon give me no hope?" he wild ly cried. "Yes," sweetly smiled the young girl; "If you go out very quietly papa may not hear you." Exchange. Sunday school teacher (in Chicago) Why did the wise men come from tbe East? Bright scholar Because they were wise men. Philadelphia Record. Percy Where were you ou your vaca tion last summer? Uarold Ob, I went to Niagara Falls. Percy WbatI Is that place running yet Chicago Jour nal. . First M.'D. What a lot of things have been found in the vermiform ap pendix. Second M. D. Aud look at the money that's been taken out of it! Life. A life of terror: "What Is a bachelor. Aunt Martha?" "Oh, he's a man wbo thinks every girl that looks at bim In tends to marry bim." Indianapolis Journal. - . Hogan Do you belave In dreams. Mike? Dugan Faith an I dol Lasbt night I dremt I was awake, an' In the mornln' me dream kern tbrue. Prince ton Tiger. "What Is bad form?" "It Is doing things in a way other people have quit doing tbem, or doing them In a way tbey have not yet heard of." ludlanap- olis Journal. Rounder I see by tbe papers that Russell Sage takes a deep- interest In American expansion and tbe Boer war. Flounder What per cent Town Topics. Losing Her Grip. Blanche Her for mer football training didn't prove of any use to her. May How's that? "Why, she let a millionaire slip through her fingers." Brooklyn Life. "How Is your brother. Tommy?" "Sick In bed, miss; he's hurt hlsself." "How did he do that?" "We were play ing at who could lean farthest out of the window, and he won." Tit-Bits. She You hesitated when I asked. you if I were the only girl you had ever lovedl He Yes; I couldn't tell from your expression whether you wanted me to say "no" or "yes;" Indianapolis Journal. ; Little Wiilie Say. pa. what's the dif ference between an optimist and a pes simist? Pa An optimist enjoys a thing he can't like, and a pessimist UKes a iniug ue uuu i eujujr. tunu.&ir Dally News. ' Talker Remarkable! Remarkable! The weather man says the mercury will drop . to zero in twelve hours. Choker That's nothing. Talker Eht What's nothing? Choker Zero. Phil adelphia Press. Reporter Mr. Greatman refuses to give his views. Editor Then write a two-column article attributing your own views to bim. We will then get bis views when he repudiates your arti cle. Town Topics. -. Servant A gentleman at the door wants to know if Mr. Brown lives here. ' Mr. Brown Tell him no; that Mr. Rrnwn hoards here. ' Mrs. Brown is probably the person he wishes to see. Boston Transcript Mike McLusber passed twenty-five saloons ylsterday wldout sbtoppln' In wan av tblm, an' him wld a pocketful av coin. Pat Hivlns! Wor be in a tbrance? Mike Naw; he wor in th" pathrol wagon. Exchange. Con Ceet Yes. I'm going to the recep tion. I understand the beautiful Miss Hilton is to be there. Cold Fact Well, yon don't expect her to speak to you, do you? Con Ceet Why not? Is she so very bashful? Philadelphia Press. Tbe moral: Sunday school teacher When tbe bad children called the old man "Ho M-TioaI' thA honrs nflma nut UUO.U W.U of the woods and ate tbem up! What does that teach us? Scholar To always climb a tree before calling names!" Puck. "Will you give me a kiss, Johnny?" asked a spinster of a 5-year-old. "No, Indeed," replied Johnny. "Why not?" she asked. "'Cause If I did the next thing yon would be asking me to mar ry you," was the unexpected reply. Minneapolis Tribune. .The tramp who had made an unsuc cessful application for cold victuals said: . "You don't" know what It Is, ma'am," he said, "to have no friends." "Don't II" responded the woman of the house, bitterly; "two of my children have taken prizes at baby shows!" Chicago Tribune. Tbe Clerk Really, I think you ought to pay me something extra for lapping so many postage stamps. It makes my stomach so squeamish that I can hard ly eat anything at all when I get borne. The Proprietor On the contrary, I think your boarding mistress ought to pay me something for tbe saving I make for her. Boston Transcript Wife (who has been out shopping all day) Oh, dear, how tired and hungry I am! Husband Dldn t you have any luncheon In town? Wife A plate of soup only; I didn't feel that I could af ford to have more. Husband Did you find the hat you wanted? Wife Oh. yes; it Is a perfect dream, John, and It only cost $28. Collier's Weekly. Color in Medical Practice. The use of colors as a part of medi cal treatment Is not a new one. Red light for example, has been recently advocated in tbe treatment of measles and smallpox. Jean Gaddesden cured the son of Henry L, King of England, of smallpox by surrounding the Prince with scarlet clothing him in scarlet as well as all his attendants, and having red carpets and hangings In the room. The record shows this succeeded so well that his face was not even scarred. Not an Athletic Statesman. , Joseph Chamberlain's distaste for physical 'exercise is as marked as his passiol for orchids. At no period In his life has be Indulged in any form ot sport and walking is bis special aver sion. Practically the longest walk ha takes when in London Is from Prince's gardens to bis clubs In Pall Mall or St James street To bis sedentary habits he adds a love for smoking black cigars and drinking tea. Parsley Neutralises Onion Odor. Parsley should always garnish a dish containing onions, as It takes away tha odor most people object to. It eve, prevents the after taata if eaten by thai Individual who loves onions and must J- i