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' ,4 - i TWO NOTED MINSTRELS Who Have Won Fortune", and What They Hay about (Stage Lire. "Billy" Emerson lias recently made a phenomenal success in Australia, and is rich. Emerson was born at Belfast in 1846. He began his career with Joe Sweeney's minstrels in Washington in - 1857. Later on he jumped into prom inence in connection with Newconib's minstrels, wilh whom he visited Ger many. He visited Australia in 1S74, and on his return to America joined Haverley's minstrels in San Francisco at $500 a week and expenses. With this "troupe, he played before her majesty the queen, the Prince of Wales, and royalty generally. After this trip he leased the Standard Thea ter, San Francisco, where for three years he did the largest ! business ever , kmown to minstrelsy. In April last he went to Australia Again, where he has "beaten the record." "Billy" is a very handsome fellow, an excellent singer, dances gracefully, and is a true humorist. "Yes, sir, I have traveled all over the world, have met all sorts of people, come in contact with all sorts of cus toms, and had all sorts of experiences. One must have a constitution like a locomotive to stand it." "Yes, I know I seem to bear it like a major and I do, but I tell you can didly, that with the perpetual chame of diet, waiter, and climate, if I had not maintained my vigor with regular use of Warner's Safe Cure I should have gone under long ago." George II. Primrose, whose name is tnoTTii in every amusement circle in America, is even more emphatic, if possible, than' "Billy" Emerson, in commendation of the same article to sporting ami traveling men generally, among whom it is a great favorite. ' Emeis n lias grown rich on the Ptoards and so has Primrose, because tm-y have not squandered the public's "favors." Stage Whispers. YOUNGER SISTERS. ' The) Terror Which Surround the Enffa'red Yoiinsr M:tn. A young lady in Ohio was engaged to be married to a young man, anil (lie wedding dav was set in the near future. One day the young lady was unable tc attend a certain picnic with her affi anc.'d, and sent her youngest s'ster a 2 substitute. Both the young ruan and the substitute failed to return from the y icnic, and later it was learned that they had gone to Pittsburgh and were married. Aside from the selection of P.ttsburgh as a place to go to, society recognizes that the conduct of 1 the young man was in the highest degree renrt'hen-j'ble and deserving of severest censure; but we feel sure that a fair con sideration f sui h a case can not fail to adduce many points of extenuation that will be appreciated, by all young men, at least. The younger sister was the prime cause of. the whole affa r, and th s is but another instance of the im portance ot this member of the family as a factor in our social problem not to be overlooked. Every mother of more than one girl recogn zes this import ance, and so does every young man. Every young man knows bow hard it is to get hold of a younger s'ster while the elder is still unmarried, "in society" and in the field." Not only is the former subordinated entirely to the latter; not only is she frequently kept in short skirts until maturing develop ment absolutely demands that they be lengthened; not only is her debut in society deferred and postponed year after year to give her elder s:ster a full chance; but more serious than all th:s, to the young man that would be hers, is the fact she is' kept wholly out of his way and he can only " get at her via the elder sister. All society recognizes but one Miss A; the .others are all the little Miss A's, qu'te inconsequential and not to be thought of save as the child or "my little sister who is in school." Yet the younger sister often has her share of the family beauty and attrac tiveness, and the fact that she is made nnapproachable only adds to the charm and fascination of her being.. Every well-regulated young man will begin his courting with the parents or guar dians; if it is the elder s ster he is alter the path is usually broad and smooth once they are won to his cause. But if he goes a step lower he has another conquest to make, no less a one than the elder s'ster unless, perchance, some otheryoung man comes along and removes her for cause. The difliculties to be encountered were there are half a dozen sisters and the young man is after the ycungest may be readily ap preciated. It is not surprising that frequently the fir?t th'ng the young man knows he finds .himself blocked half waj down the steps of sisters by an engagement into which he has fallen while endeavoring to get enough into the good graces to be allowed to pass down, fcjueh an ace'dent may be taken philosophically or the 3-oung man may get desperate, " as did the ' Ohio young man, and aban don all right and scorn the verd'et of societv in h;s desperation to gain his perfectly legitimate end. The report of the Ohio case states that the girl who fled to Pittsburgh was a young er s'ster. and there is no knowing how many t'mes the young man would have had to have jeopml:zel himself and his happiness had hep-.irsued acourselhat, while undoubtedly proper, is extremely severe. Inasmuch as the elder sister herself suggested the arrangement for thepicnic. it is not unreasonable to sup- pose.and reflects great credit on her.that she fully understood the situation, and, with womanly tact, found away to help the young lover out without subjecting him to run the gauntlet of the between sisters. At any rate such ayoungman will have the full sympathy of all other young men far and wide, who can con done his fault, great as it njay appear on the surface and serious a 1 breach as it undoubtedly is, as they can appreci ate the extremity of his sad situation. Providence Journal. Exchange of courtesies between two Ari ona ed tors From 'the Gila J owlcr: "Tne lickspittle greaser who edits the Itipsnorler lost h.s head last week in trying to answer us." From the Iiipsnorler: "'J he reformed bum whose oflice bov edits the Howler lor liim em't lose hi head, for he has none." .... " JThe Philadelphia Call says: The wealth of our language is shown by the fact that "hang it up" and "chalk it down" mean precisely the same thing. And it mio-bt have added that the thing hune up" or "chalked down" can be "drunk up" or "drunk down" as it luita UB customer. N. Y. Graphic BiLL NYE. He Urttrs A l.'tlrr tn Onren V c-rla :ii:d Inv.t? Her to Vjit Amfr:r. To Queen Yictcna Iieqina Dei Cracia and Act ni Mother-in-'aw: DhakM ydam Your, most gr;iciou Maiesty will n j doubt be sr.ipi d to her from me after my long sder.ee One reason that I have not wr tten for some time is that 1 had hoped to mc you ere this, and not b e tuse 1 had grown o Id. 1 desi e to congratulate "011 at t ds tim UjonjO'.iP great su -tKss as a molher-i i-Iaw an 1 your, very exemplary earner soi i.illy. s.3 aiii-eu von have give :i unive sal sat .-tae.i n and our family have marri .d we: I. , But -I des red more rspi-e ally to write you in v.Viation, to another mat ter. We a:e sirugglrtig here i 1 Amer ica to establish an author's nterna lional copyright arrangement, whereby the a-itiiors of all ci ili ed nations may be protected in the r r.ghts t th ? pro . lits of their literary labor, a d the movement so far has met with ge er ous encouragement. As an author we desi e your a d and indorsement. Could you assist us? We are giving this sea-on a series of authors re idings in New York t i ai l in DroseL-uting tue work, and we-wmid 1 ke to know whether we could not de pend 1 pon you to take a part in tlies readings, rendering selections from your late work. I assure your most grac ous Ma e ty that you would meet some of our best literary people wh le hero, and nopa ns would be spared to make your visit a pleasant one. as do from the reaiim tse!f. We would advertise your ap pearance extensively and g-t out a lir-t-class audience on the oecas on of your de'mt hare. An effort would be ma.le to proved 1 parses for yourself, ami reduced rates. I think, cou'd be secured for you: s-?If and suiti at the hotels. Of course you could do as you thought best abo.it bringing suite, however. Some of us travel w th our suites and some do not. I generally leave my suite at homo, my teli. You would not need to mak- anv speci il change as to costume for the occadon. We try to make it informal o far as po-sible. an i though some of us wear full dress we do not make that obi gatory 0:1 those who take a part in theeerc se3. Ifyo'idecde to w ar jour everv-dav re gninx clothes it will not excite convnent on the part of o.ir iterati. We do not judge an a ;ihor or authoress by h s or her clothes. You will readily see that this will afford you an opportun t to appear before some of the o.'st people of No v York, and at the samj t rue you w.ll ai I in a deserving enterprise. It will also promote the alc of vour boo'. ' Perhaps yo-i have all the royaltv von waut as de from what you may receive from the sale of your w rks. t tit ever, author feels a pardonable pride in et tn jhis books in every household. 1 would assure j our m o-t gracious Ma:esty that your reeep ion here as an authoress will in no wav sutler because ou. a e an uun ttur.di'd foreigner. Any alien who feels a fraternal inter est in the international advancement of thought and the universal encourage ment of th good, the triie and the beautiful in literature, will be welcome on hes ? shores. This i a broad land, nnd we aim to le a broad and cosmopo itan people. Literature and free willing genius are not hummed in by Stae or National lines. Thevsproit up and blossom under tropical skies no less than . be neath the f rig d aurora bore-.lh f t'ie frozen north We hail true merit just as heartily and as uproariously on a throne as we would an. where else In fact, it is more d?servin;x. if possible for one who has never t'ied it little knows how d Mi-.ult it is to sit on a hard throne all dav and write well. We are to recogn'ze struggii tg genius wherever it mav crop out. It is no small matter for an almost unknown monarch to reign all day and then wiite an ar.i de for the press or a chap ter for a ser.al stor only, perhaos, to have it returned by the pub'i-hers. All these things are drawbacks to a liter ary life, which we here in Ameri a know little of. I hope yo:ir most gracious Majestv will decide to come, ar.d tliat ou will pardon this long letter. It will do you good "to get out tin way for a f w weeks, and I earnestly hope that you will deci le to lock up the house and come, prepared to make unite" a visit. We have some leal good authors here now in Am ri a a-id we are not ashamed to show them to any one. Thev are not onlv smart, b !t they are well-behaved ar.d know how to app ar in companv. We generallv read selec tions from our own works, and can have a brass band to play between the selections if thought best. 1 or myself, I prefer to have a full b ass band ac company me while I read. The audi ence approves thi ; plan. We have been having some vcrv hot weather here for th ? past week but it is now cooler. Farmers a e getting in the crops in good shape but wheat is still lowjn price, and cranberries are souring on the vines. AU of our canned red ra-pberries worked last week, and we had to can them over again. Hoping to hear from you bv return mail or prepaid cablegram. I beg leave to remain jour most gracious ami in dulgent Majesty's humble and o' e li ent servant Bill Nxiz. Boston (J lobe. Friendly Consideration. "Please, mister, gimme a dime to buy some bread," whined a tramp to a ..i. . man in uie sirecc 'What do you want with it?" was the grutr reply. "1 want to eat it." "Why don't you go to work and earn it? It onlj- costs a man ninety dollars a year to feed himself in this country, and you should surely be able to raise that much. I'm a friend of j-ours, and want to give you the best advice." "How much did you s iy?'-1 "Only ninety dollars a "year." "Well, mister, s'pose you gimme a lift on that. Make it forty-five, an' I'll hustle around for the nex six months an' try to raise the balance. I don't wanfc to be too hard on a friend, you fcnw, fer I've allers been willin' to do my share." His Miggestion was not adopted. Merchant Trawler. Frances E. Townesley was ordained by a council of Baptist churches in Ne braska This is the first instance, in modern times at least, of the formal setting apart of a woman to the oilice and rork of the evangel'cal ministry. The Methodist Church, though it per nios women to speak in its pulpits, has declined to ordain them. There have been a few women preachers like Miss Anna Oliver and "Bible readers" like Miss Smiley, but none of t'lem have obtained ordination. This Nebraska case is distinctly a new thine- BIGHT AT OUR DOOR ! "What Kentucklans have to say on a Sub ject that is now on Every body's Lips. Lexington, Kentucky, Press For several years past one of those remarkable products which genius and j modern inventive skill brought to the notice of the world, has claimed undi vided attention. It has also, with its marvelous popularity, reached the confidence of the people of thissec tion. A member of the editorial staff of this paper met with Mr. John T. Bruce, of this city, well-known as be ing connected with the United States Revenue Collector's office, who said : "For about seven years I Buffered terribly yvith rheumatism in my right ankle, which most of the time was swollen to two orMhree times its nat ural size, and was so painful at times that I could not put my foot to the ground. I tried nearly everything without obtaining relief and about six weeks ago I concluded to try St. Jacobs Oil. I made an application at 10 o'clock in the morning and two other applications shortly afterwards, and at three o'clock the pain was gone entirely and never returned. The swelling also disappeared in a day or two and has not returned. Those three applications are all I have ever made, and I believe they have cured me per manently, but I keep St. Jacobs Oil in my room all the time to be ready in case of emergency, and wouldn't be without it for any consideration." Few horsemen are better or more favorably known throughout the Uni ted States, than Messrs. Treacy & Wil son, of this city. Their immense stables are known as "Horsemen's Headquarters," and they are among the successful breeders of trotting and and thoroughbred stock of the Blue Orass regidns. These gentlemen say "We have found St. Jacoba Oil very useful for both man and horse. The article has our full endorsement. We are willing our recommendations of it thould be given the widest publicity." In the further pursuit of informa tion to verify the universal praise of this great remedy, which seems to be on everybody's lips, Hon. W. B. Hoke, Judge of Jefferson County Court, said : "Mj- family have used St. Jacobs Oil with signal success. It gave entire satisfaction. We always have a bottle in the house. In like manner, men of like emi nence freely gave their testimony and Hon. James Harlan, Ex-Vice Chan cellor of Louisville, and brother of Justice Harlan, of the United States Supreme Court, and one of the great legal minds of Kentucky, is a believer in the virtues of St. Jacobs Oil and speaks enthusiastically of it. "Every family should have it," he says, "and it thould be on every mantel-piece. use it and know full well whereof I speak in pronouncing it a most extra ordinary cure for all that is claimed by its proprietors." What is good for man is good for beast, is further strongly exemplified by the statement of Mr. R. S. Withers, son of General William T. Withers, of Fairlawn stock farm, of this city, the renowned breeder of gentlemen s road sters and fast trotters, and whose name and fame extend all over the world. Mr. Withers says: "I have such confi dence in St. Jacobs Oil, thegreat pain- cure, that I use it on everything myself, my horses, my men and every body. For all kinds of aches and pains I believe in its sovereignty as a cure." The writer found among men oZ all classes, from the highest to the low est, some testimony to its efficacy from personal experience, and the popular Receiver of the Chancery Court of Louisville, Hon. P.Booker Reed, says: "While riding from Frankfort to Louis ville last winter during the heat of the great senatorial fight, I had to resort to an engine to visit Louisville in a hurry, and as a consequence caught the next thing to pneumonia. An application of St. Jacobs Oil. and was soon well. It is certainly an ex cellent remedy." ' - The leading papers of the country are full of praise of this wonderful specific, among which the Louisville Courier-Journal has devoted wide space to special cures by St. Jacobs Oil, and to descriptions of its exhibition at the Southern Exposition, recently held there. At this exposition it was awarded a magnificent gold medal, the first and only gold medal awarded to a proprietary medicine in this coun try. It has received like honors at the great International Expositions abroad and the local Fairs in the dif ferent States. The expressions of the general senti ment of the people were so unani mously in favor of the excellence of this wonderful pain-cure, that it is made the subject of a report to this paper in the interests of humanity. n o stop, or ratlwf prevent, crystal lizat on 0: honey, it is said that the juice of half a lemon, squeezed in and starred up, is enough to save a barrel ful. Albany Journal. A story is told of an aged clergy man, who met a man loudly declaiming against foreign missions. "Why," said the objector, "doesn't the church look after the heathen at home?" "We do," said the clergyman quietly, and gave the man a tract. iV. Y. Post. The Free Church of Scotland has determined to found a permanent church in Geneva, the city sacred to the mem ory of John Calvin and the sphere of the labors of John Knox. The services are to accommodate the English speaking people. A number of Americans reside in tliis city, "Young women get more culture and young men more special facility in col lege. The broader education must always be literary must deal chiefly with con cepts and their expression, and women pursue the literary education while men more and more specialize with reference to some bread-winning craft." So says Dr D. 11. Wheeler. The whole educational question ap pears to be resolved linto this formu lation: Plain simple instruction in the elementary principles. No cramming. No fancy studies. Short lessons, well prepared. It any genius be developed, seeking higher methods and wider cul ture, he will, with the weapons provid ed, make his way. But it is folly to overdo instruction with the average mind, which, like some Virginia land, described by John Randolph, is "poor by nature and ruined by cultivation." Augusta (Ua)Cons,tiiutionalitt. GLOUCESTER. How Flgh Are ' Packed In the Atlantic Seaport. "I want you to go through one of the fish curing and packing estall sh ments." sa d a citi e.i of Gloucester to a reporter a few days since. "I doubt if j-ou have any idea of the work that is done in one of them. Great changes have been made in the business. Years ago curing tish was synonymous with dirt a id offensive smells. All that has been done awav with, and the cur ug and packing of lish is done with a mi ch . regard to clean iness as is the grinding 01 wheat and packing of Hour." 'Where shall we go?" asked the Journalist. "Anj where, into any of them; in all of them the processes are clean and wholesome." Being near the esta -1 shment of Messrs. Jm Pew & Son. the representative asked the proptie tors to show him about, which thej kindly did. The 1 .-tabl shment cover two or three . acres. The i r-t thing which attracts one's attention U a huge reservoir which is tilled from an artesian well bv power furnished by a uindm.ll. We. are oil ged to have an ; abundan'ce of pure wa ter," sad Mr. Pew. beciuse thorough wash ng is of the utmost importance in th s busines. At the wharves of the company were two ships unloading sait. '-That ship.'' I ointing to one of them, is one of tlie last of the famous Ueet built by Mc Kay." Ihe salt used is of the (-leanest and best quali y, great care being taken to get the best and to remove worn it all impurities. A cargo of mackerel was -ust in, and a crew of men in one bui ding Wire at work repacking them. Where they ave caught-'they are put nto barrels with little salt and regard less of si-'.e. In the cuiing estab ish me t they are all take 1 ot.t. chis-iticd re alted and packed into b.irrels, h.ilf tarrels and ki:s. Large houses were tilled with hogsheads of cod and other lish in pickle. These f sh are not sold in that form, but car.ovs are us- a:lv kept in that condition as the most con veident f.nd safest prior to dry ng The lish ore dried on frames, tho-e o this firm covering half or two-thirds o. an acre, and tnj dare not sa how many thousand pounds of rih can be ured at one time thereon. The pack ing of dry lish is compara ively a nev int ustry. In days of yore the. drv lish was thrown down i 1 most anv place ie the retail store where it wcuIuVtiot drj up or lose anything in weight. All this has Icen changed by the in trod c ion of pa king and boxing, it is also a great sa ing. Heretofore it, wa difficult to sell the .-mall lish; now-tl-ai the skin aud the bones are remove-1 the small ones are. just as good as th larger. On the scioid lloor of, on build ng were over th rt men, woni n a ;d Lo s engaged in cutt ng, cur n: and pack ng d y tish. It was a mod -1 workroom, light, with the cool breeze from the ocean coming in at the w.n dows. From a pile ot the fish men w:th strong hands too'; the fsh and re moved, the bones in le.si t me than it takes one to tell it. Others seize it an-i pull oil the sk n. Another gang cut them into pieces abcut two andcne-ha'l by six inches. This s done on larg tables divded into squares throng' which the knives are run. (J iris next put the pieces into packages weirh ng two pounds or more. These packages are next passed along to men who put them into presses and reduce them to the smallest space possible. Then girl take them put tw ne about them. 'Ihe bunches are thm -carefully salted and put into boxes, whieli in turn are nailed up and cariied out. The Gloucester houcs pack tish for spec al customers to all part-- of the country, putting their brand on the packages. The wood for tic bo-es ;s pine, of small dmensions. and comes largely from New Hampshire, all pre pared to be na I d together. The boxes are pr nted at the curing establishment on a ob press run by gas power. The Pews p. int liftv or Mxtj diilerent brands. Other grilles of fish are skinned, bono I a .d cut in two or three pieces and shipped in larger boxes, according as ordered. W hat becomes of the retue? The skins ol the lish are matle into glue ia (dooees ter. It is the only glue ihat will stiek wood to iron. The bones go to the fer tilizer factory and are disposed of there. Nothing is lb t a -d ceita.nly notid ig is left about the premi-e. The Glou cester me:i are as areful abo it their packing and cuiiog as arc the packers of fruit. It is their interest to be so There were two or three fishermen at the-wharves, cither uu' adi ig or readv to go to the Banks. They were neat looking vessels, and all of the r ar rangements for the business showed the constant care and expenditure whic'i is demanded to make the busi ness moderately remunerative. "There are no fortu- es made i 1 this business." said one gentleman. "There is not a lieh fisherman in Gloucester." It is a ver." comfortable looking town, never theless, and the sound of the hammer and the click ot the trowel imii ate that it is growing. It is the he dquar ters of the ocean fishing industry. iV. Y. O'raj fiic. REOGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL California has a Stato Board of Kd ucation which has elected a "literary proof-rcvler aud editor-in-chief" at a salary of $200 per month. Boston expects to enlert.vn over 4,000 guests at the seventy-fifth anni versary of the establishment of the American Board of Commissioners for Fore'gn Mission 3. October 13-lb'. Princeton Theo!og:cal Semimry recently celebrated its seventy-tilth an niversary. One-fourth of the graduat ing class of thirty-nve haveg veu them selves to Joreign 'Missionary work,, .Only two students, it is said, from Con gregational --eniinaries have decided to become foreign missionaries. Ar. Y. Herald. . . A . Presbyterian Church has ben organi ed in Portland. Me. During the last century there were many in that territory, several of the towns having Scotch-Irish settlers. But these churches became extinct or were changed into Cong epationalbodiesr and the re ently organi ed body is the only one of its kind in the State. Troj times. The Baptist Union in Germany last year had 1C1 churches, with 33,483 members; a net gain of 1,190 over the previous year. 1 here were 3.54G bap-, tied. Ttie churches raised for all pur poses about $U6.000, and their property is valued at about .332 302. They lost 321 members by emigration, and the exclusion ol 864 shows a good standard of Christian character. A HOTEL MAN'S GOOD F0KTUNE. Mr. It. E. Beckel, pioprieior ot the IWIcaI ITmiHP. Harrishurtr. Oldo. writes that Ited Star Caugh Cure removed a se.- vppb f-nlrt frnm -which he Was Hufft-riDg. St. Jacobs Oil is equally as effective iu removing pains from whatever cause, whether rheumatic or otherwise. AMONG THE BANS NOTES. Tno American Bank Note Company is the larKst us well as the oldest corporation in tliia country devoted to the work of designing and engraving bank notes, coupon bonus and all that extensive class of tine art commercial lit erature. Itdates6ackasfarastol79j. It printed the work for Government securities as Ions: ago as 1SUU. One of the oldest engraving firms ouiuide of this great concern was tiiut of ltawdon. Wright, Hatch Sc iSm.llie, whose name is familiar to ail who handled the bonds and notes ot thirty or forty years ago. Mr; Smillie, of this firm, who achieved national reputation as an artist, is now spending the years of a ripe old age at Poughkeepsie, New York. His son, William. 31. Mnillie, Esq.. is one of the Vice-Presidents of the Am. rican Bank Note Company, having charge of the de tail of the artistic work iu that gieat institu tion. A well-known New York editor recently -visited Air. Smillie in his olilce in the new build ing of the American Bank Note Company, 't his building, by the way. is the most beautitul ana ample in the world for the purpose of com mercial art work. It is under the shadow of the spire of Trinity Church. Its ottices are spacious aud elegant, and its work-rooms are equipped with a wohdcriul perfection in every thing pertaiuin; to the designing and produc tion ot the immense quantity of tine engraving and choice printing sent out from there. So your fattier is now seventy-eight" years olc, is he, Air. Smillie ? " " Yes, and for a man of his age he has had a wonderful experience. Last inter he had an aitackfof pleurisy. We brought him from Poughkeepsie to this city in order to place him under the care of his old physician. He re mained here two or three months, most of the tunc in very low condition. There was great adhesion of the pleurea and he could use only about half of one lung. He returned to his home and grew so much weaker that we all thought he would die. The pleura wus tapped and three quarts of water taken from it. He suttered .so that we determined to send to my brother's at Jlontroso, Pa., thinking that change of air might do him some good. The change was made last July. While at Mont rose lie suttered much with intense pain in the chest and sutt'iK-ation. We gave him the best nifdic.il care that could be obtained. But It was of little avail. He wanted to go home to die. In this condition he was brought to New York, wrapped in shawls and blankets, for his feet were swollen and he could not get hi boots on. 1 found him thus at the St. Cloud Hotel early in September. 44 Wncn my father's case had reached this point I said to him and my mother and sisters: Now you have all had your way as to medic.il treatment ; suppose you let me have mine. I am a believer 111 Compound Oxygen. I want to try it on father.' They agreed to it, although they said his case waa hopeless. We got a nurse from Bellevue Hospital. She said she knew nothing i f Compound Oxygen, but would Kive it a fair trial. "I wut to my old friend. Dr. Turner, in charge of the New York otllce or Con.pound Oxygen, H8 Fifth avenue. I told him ny father's feet were badly swollen; thut his h.cuthing Hp pur a tin was all out of order; that his stomach was in bad condition from twenty yeurrt of dyspepsia, and thut he was very low. The doctor said : 'I hope wc can help him ; we will try.' 'So I took a 'Home Treatment.' Father was so weak he could hanlly inhale it at all. He could Uike the Oxj gen in short whitfV'. The nurse gave it to him ten or twelve times the lirst duy. That, niht he slept, ana it was the hrst good sleep he had taken for weeks. It was on a Tuesday thkt he began the Oxygen Treat ment. By Saturday he was so much belter that he wanted to leave the hotel and go to his home in l'oughkcepwie. We lifted him along as gently as wc could, and in a few hours he was sitting on his portico overlooking the Park aud Hudson Hiver aud enjojing one of the most beautiful sunsets ever seen. Said he: 'The l.ord tins made this sunset especially for me. Now let me go to bed. I want to sleep.' He slept nearly all night and with almost en tire f 1 ecdom from pain. "A week ago 1 spent a day with him. I ar rived about lunch time and they gave my lunch in his roam. When he saw it set out on a sniull table he said : That'most appetiz ing. V by don't they give me my lunch that way? I'm tired of eating sick folks' dishes. I waut - some cold lamb and food like other foikn. Then he said that in order to eat solid foo l he must have his teeth fixed. He sent -or a dentist who took out three lower teeth and made him a new set. Why, if those teeth had been taken out lie fore he began taking the Compound Oxjgen it would simply have kill d him. Now he stood it bravely, and what is more he is getting along handsomely with his new set and eating pretty mueh what other people eat. His improvement has been mar velous. Formerly he could sleep only by rest ing hi head forward on a chair p'aced for the purpose. Now he can lay his head back on his easy chuir and sleep comfortably. Before he took the Oxygen he had not been in a bed for eix weeks. Now he goes to bed every nig'd and obtains rcfreshii g slumber. He walks about his room aud is sometiim a taken out for a short drive. He takes Oxygen several min utes at a time morning and night." ".Mr. Smillie, has your father's improvement been steady and regular, or has he had inter ruptions?" , " 1'here has been occasional days of depres sion, and two or three times we have almost feared that lie was going to lose all he had guined. But each of these depressing periods had been less than the previous one. 1 shall not be surpi ised if such periods return occas ionally.! is natural iu a man of his age that i hey tliAuJd. But see the improvement. His breathing vvas obstructed; his stomach pain was great: his sleep was misery, and his sKm won hard and dry. Now he breathes naturally; his stomach is free from distress; his sleep is reircbhing. and his skin is like that of an infant. Let me remark that the use of Oxvgenaqua which accompanies the Compound Oxygen proved very advantageous for the relief of his stomach and bowels." "lo you regard your father as an entirely well man?" "As well as a man of scyenty-eight con le who has i-assed through the experience he has. To renew. the youth aud heal all the infirmities of a man of his age would be an-imposMbility. But you see what Compound Oxygen has done for him. It has evidently prolonged his life. And it has performed wonders in easing him of pains which made life a burden. ' "And now as to your own experience, Mr. Smillie? You must have had good reason for falling in love with Compound oxygen to such an extent as to recommend it lor your father?" "Four or live years ago I was badly over worked. 1 had been giving too close attention to business and found m self breuking down. 1 procured a " Home Treatment and dilligently followed -directions, it brought me up. Since then I have never been without it. and I never will be. My w ife has been Buttering with ner vous prostration and bhe is now taking Com pound Oxygen with excellent results. "I have a friend who. three summers ago, was suffering with a dreadrul cough. 'That man can't live long, said some of his triends who heard him cough. I per suaded him to go with me to the Compound Oxygen 'oilice. A f w inhalations of Oxj gen produced a marked etlect on him. He had been almost sleepless at night. Ho soon began to enjoy restful hteep. Al! summer he kept ou improving, in the fall his cough was gone. He is now as lively and hearty as any of u-." Is not this Compound Oxygen a wonderful thing? The doctors try to find out what it is mane of. Mr. Smillie s physician asked for a vial from the " blue bottle" in order to analyze it. He reported that he couldu't Ullwhat it was, but he was satisfied that it had done wonders for Mr. Smillie. Its whole history is the hibtory of accomplishments of wonders, which in many instances were more than its most sanguine believers had dared to hope for it. A little book a hieh will be mailed free by Drs. STAKKU.V & 1'ai.en. 15.9 Arch street. Philadelphia, tells niuon that is of value and into -est concerning Compound Oxygen. Make free to write for it. Orders lor the Compound Oxygen Homo Treatment will be tilled by II. A. Matthews, C15 Powell St., between Bush and i'ine streets, San Francisco. Mark Twain has a melancholy eye, but his fumij-b-jiie is all write. LE. HENLEY'S Celerv, Bfef and Iron tces food to the brain", enri hen the blood, aids digestion, and Rives refrenhing bleep where other remed e fail. Try it. ViUTORS, Skin Blemishes BIRTHMARKS 1 1. . j -are tu; tu uy- FOR CLKANSING THE SKIN and Scalp of Infant le mm Birth Humors, for allaying Itching, Burning and Inflammation, for curing the Hi st symptoms of Kczema. Psoriasis, Milk Crust, Scall lleud. Scrofula, and other inherited skin and blood diseases. CUTiruKA.the great Skin Cure. and Outicura Soap, an exquisite Skin Beautiticr, externally, and Cuticcra Uesoia'ent. the new Blood Puri fier, in' crnally, are infallible. , Cuticura ItKMKOiKS are absolutely pure and the only infal ible Blood Purifiers and Skin Beautillers free from p dsonnus ingredient. Sold everywhere. Price,! 'UTicixRA,50c.: Soap, 25c.: Uesolvknt. $1." Prepared bv the t'OTTKit Bkuo and Chemical Co., Bohtox. Maks. f'Mcnd for How to Cure Skin Diseases." ( Back Ache. Uterine pains. Soreness nd l'.i,. Lrn..uu nnn.lilir n.i-..,! K,. I'lTTUTHi wAnti-Paw Pi.atkr. W arranted., z.tc. R. U. AWARE TnAT Lcrillard's Climax bearing a red tin tag ; tht LorWard' -a I A.rfMnAMtm-. Aim t ri 11 ft fd '4 Uttt best aacTohoupoat, qualltr cuuidrd t The baggage-smasher feels most at home on the trunk lines. A VALUABLE MEDICAL TREATISE. The edition for 1SS6 of the sterling Medical Annual, known as Hostetter's Almanac, is now ready, and may be obtained, free of cost, of druggists and general country dealers in all parts of the United States, Mexico, and indeed in every civilized portion of the Western Hem isphere This Almanac has been issued regu larly at the commencement of every year for over one-tit'th nf Ri-enlnrv It rninliini'H with the soundest practical advice for the preserva- uon ana restoration of health, a large amount of interesting aud amusing light reading, anil the calendar, astronomical calculations, chro nological items, &c. are prepared with great care, and will be lound entirely accurate. The issue of Hostetter's Almanac for 1SSU will prob ably be the largest edition of a medical work ever published in any country. The proprie tors, Mwssrs. Hosetter & Co., Pittsburgh, Pa., on receipt of a two-cent f-tamp, will forward a copy by mail to any person who cannot"prpcure one in his neighborhood. 1 Old Morosini has cut his daughter off with a Schilling. CAT! RRH-A New Treatment has been dis covered whereby a permanent cure is effected in from one to three applications. Particulars and treatise free on receipt of stamp. A. H. Dixon & Son, 305 King St. west, Toronto. Canada. ' A oiik;1 Cold, or Sore 'l'liront requires immediate attention, as neglect results in Rome incurable Lung Disease. "Brown's Bronchial Troches" will inva riably give relief. Sold only in boxes. OxEpairof hoots can be saved yearly by using Lyon's Patent Metallic Heel Stitfen ers. Dr. Henley's Celery, Beef and Iron cures Neuralgia and Nervous Headaches. Attention called to Fairbanks & Wil sey's ad. of Norman and Percheron horses. The best Ankle Boot and Col'ar Pads are made of zinc and leather. Try thm. If a cough disturbs your eleep, take Piso's Cure for C nsumption and restwell. Whan Baby was sick, ve gave her C ASTHMA, When she was a Child, she cried for C ASTORIA, When she became Kins, shq clang to O ASTORIA, When aae had Childfea, she gave them CASTOBU Try Gkrmka for breakfast. THE ae BEST TGMIC. This medicine, combining Iron with pure ref?etaHe tonics, quickly . and completely Ourea OTopeimltv, I ndiaention, U'rnlmr, Impure Hloed,. HaJariUfChllls and Fevero, and WruralslH.. . . , , It is an unfailing remedy for Diseases or the Kidneys and l.lver. It is invaluable for Diseases peculiar tc "fomfn, and all who lend sedentary lives. Itdoes not injure the teeth. cause headacbe.or produce constipation Ihrr lnm medicines (to. It enriches and purifies the blood, timulter. the appetite, aids the assimilation of food, re lieves Heartburn and Ueirhing, and strength- . ens the muscles and nerves. For Intermittent Fevers, Lassitude, Lack of Energy, fcc, it has no equal. t& The genuine has above trade mark nn.l crossed red lines on wrapper. Take no other MtdxMirbr Known iHiiidl. CO.. BiLTiaoHK. an Swift's Specific Is nature's own remedy, made from roots fathered from forests of Georgia. The above cut rrpreseuts the method f its manufacture twenty years ago. The de mand ban been gradually Increamug nn il a $100,000 laboratory's now ne.exoAry to t-uuply the trade. This great Vegetal-ie Blood I'urifier cures Cancer, Catarrh scrofula. Eczema, I leer, KheumatUm and Islixxl Taint, hereditary or other ise, without the use of Mer cury or Potash. THE SWIFT SPFXIF10 CO.. N. Y., 157 W. 23d St. lrawer 3. Atlauta, Ga. HALL'S PULMONARY BALSAM A sore cure for Oot'GHS, .OOT.r8, and INCIPIENT CONSUMPTION. PKIOK. SO CliNTt. J. R. GATES & CO., Proprietors, 417 Sansome St.. Can Francisco, CaL STANDARD 9f mm -L SHOT-GUN Ciilille LOADED BY Ciiailierlin Machine. : 1 1 - - ::: ct ft In use by ALL KXOIVIXC SI'OKTWJIES. For Pale by the Trade generally. PITS I time and then bae them return attain, I tiieB i a nai cal core. I have mads the disease of FITS, ErlLEPb or FALLING SICKNSSSa llfe-loog study. I wa--rn.it remedy to cur the worst case Because others ta failed Is no reason lor not now reeeUtna; a care. Bend a once tor ireatls and a Free Bottle of my Infallible, remedy. G.ve Kxpresa and Post OtUce. It casta yoo Dotblnr f jr a trial, and I will cure yn. Iddreas Pr. li. O. HOOT. 1" Pearl St.. KawYorfc. American Exchange Hotel, SANSOME STREET, Opposite Wells, Fargo & Co..s Express Office, SAN FItANCISCO. MERCHANTS. FAKMKUS and FAMILIES from the interior will find it to be the mont convenient as well as the moat comfortable and expectable Hotel in the city o stop at. Tem perance principles. Table first-clans. Board and room, $1. f 1.23 and $1.50 per day. Nice single rooms. SO cents per night. Free Coach to aad from the Hotel. CIL4J3, & WM. MONTGOMERY. Proprs. iiffiiif i.TacoiiiD OH i lot- ... r - v rv . Ik Norman and Perclieron Horses r,Mv,..lr and WiUcrs l.nt lnrMtion f h?rv.' r France. It cf .f "". Ware from H chenrna. French Coa.h ad Norm.m. 1 hey , ' heaviest and most rannr tn the nn U X "f wt larifely of d rk r .r. All j-f f;e c ti. nn.l 1 t ' ' r ,," at the Soiioir.aatxl M.ir.n A trr.ru li.ir.T I ir '''frhwJJ, j.. wr aU drift. Si were awank-d .reuuii at the Mais i .ir W .11 be aula on reonaMe term with "rr"'.' t We will sell chc.ir tlun the wi clau ot Huito I bo.iCht for. anywhere ele i" the U. !. . Parties wKhw to .rchavc will da well to call St our urge Sdl'-ft Stilrie in I'ctalumn and esrmilnc rx.r mo. V. TSeiid f..r Caea'.-r". Ad.lr. sa, 11. C. Pairl,anlcs. or Iirwibay. Petahinw. Sonama Co.. Cat nrriiilfllV KIWSICII A -MA ,-IBllVli jew. 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Strict secrecy in rcpud W ail business tnaactiona REJUVENAT0R tjfv ThUOrenf trrn.rirn .VilB Urmed y and Nere U . ITonlr t uns M.eni V f jrall.Ner..naand t'lymrai Til ! C rei 1 t ren x li er e il ilelility. I,i as c f Miuhty Weakntvs, V-'lo IXrllnt.. Imixitenry, Overw rmittve Ooulitiotia.rrotatiti ''in f nry and lliaJ'I'-rConii. Inli.tr DiM-ams ol t:.e Muml-r nip tion. and all the ev.lWlcctS of youthful f"ll- aud e cesnea; ponnaniTitlr JT TeLtiDff all liiTiluntury weak id In drains tiiKo U Rystcin, however th-.y occur rosUniiiK It Manhood. hnwurrr eoIlllilIcaU.-l th may be. and where all other reiueuius havo failed. A rernianeat Curo Absolutely Caaraateed one aPT'l" by le$tr. aaaaalaaMMaaMMitatlbl-miUnn(and s'a ( uuiuiiiuuji, suiciyr owuiideutial, by luller o at office, rasa DR. VANMONCISCAR, rtBMAKIKTIT LOCaTEb AT 32 and 134 Third Ht.. Portland. Or. Is a rr (pilar gruduate in Uifiliciuo, baa br-cn longer tJQ ga ;ed In the siwviul treat ment of all ve Dcrial, Heaual and Chrouie (iieajwr than any otber l'hy aician in the West, aa cltj pauurs abow, a uU old rul denfa know. H 1 H re ward for any core mtiich he falls to euro, . coming-" under l.lk t ratiui in, by fnllowiahU dirt'otioiia. DR. VAN is the most successful Lnng and Tbnnt Doc tor ia America. He will toll eu your trcubio aithmt making yu a single question, and Warrant a Permanent t'ure In the following dleas: Kervoua iH-biMty, hiK-rmator rhcta, 8cmiQ.tlXoaKa. ftexual locay, Failing M- n orv, Weak Kyes, Stunted DeveU.pnu-nt, lMck tf Lm fj. Im poverished KIikmI. Pimples, Iniptdimeot to M..-i-'; also. Blood and BWin Disuaara, byihllia, K.ruptli;ii'( Hair Falling, Hone Fains, Hwelllnsn. Hre Tl roat, Llr, Etfecta of Morcury, Kidney and liladdi-r Trouhh-s, Weak Hock, Burning Urine, Inonnticenoa, tiinorrhna, Q e r, Stribture, receives searching UeaUueul, jTompt relief vid cuivd for life. NKKVOU8 DISEASES (with without dreams) Diaeased Discharges cured promptly without bindranoe to buslnesa. BOTH HEXES consult eonJdenttally. If In trouble call or write. Delays are da' igerous. JMsnaaes of the Eye and Kar; Ul"rat!on or Catarrh, internal or external; IVafnm or Paralysis, Hlnrfrr fr Roariog Noises, Thickened Drum, etc., prmanrntlT cured a-t)ftlo hours, 8 A M. to B f. m. Call or ad. dnm 1S3 and 1.4 Third at . Portlaml. Oreeon. N. P. N. U. No. 10. -a F. N. U. No. 18. UUU State aaiouau PACI T i CURtS H8 All (tSE fAltS. 1 i I I Best Cointh Bynin. Taa' (rwMt. Uss 1,3 I 1 In time. Hold bv driu-irtuM I f s ' ' m e."e'. ,tf ", '""I nnrviofiMnTl mm uulvJouir 1 8 tit vis t have a poaltive remedy fr t lie above dlsaaae; by IU .wnn..n.i. nf ,., i.itua wniMt klmlaiitlof lona Krai '''wyw":t t if 1 Ra I V 3 Pnee t3 60 per bottle, or ffiie bottles for fia Ben njon receipt of price, er O.O.I) . to anv n.t lr. aa stru-fc lypr'-'ate.by IIU f. tHI.I.I. ! Kearny glrcct.ban trMncJeo al. annicieii w snow I I ! i