The Columbian., July 03, 1885, Image 4

Thousands Hastened to their Grave.
By relyiftg on testimonials writcen la
vivid elewing language of some miracu
lous cures made by some largely puffed
up doctor or patent medicine has has
tened thousands to their graves; the
readers having almost insane faith that
the same miracle will be performed oa
them, that these testimonials mention,
while the so-called medicine is all the
time hastening them to their graves.
Although we have
Thousands Upon ThousandslI!
of testimonials of the most wonderfu
cures, voluntarily sent us, we dot pub
lish them, as they do not make the
cures. It i9 our medicine, Hop Bitters,
that make the cures. It has never failed
and never can. We will eive reference
to any one for any disease similar to
their own if desired, or will refer to any
neighbor, as there is not a neighborhood
in the known world but can show its
cures by Hop Bitters.
A Losing Joke.
"A prominent physician of rittsburg said to
' a lady patient who was complaining of her
continued ill health, and of his Inability to
cure her, jokingly said: "Try Hop Hitters'"
The lady took it in earnest and used the Hit-
ten, from which she obtained permanent
health. She now laughed at the doctor for his
'joke, but he is not no well pleased with it, & it
cost turn a good patient.
Fees of Doctors.
The fee of doctors at $3.00 a visit
would tax a man for a year, and in need
of a daily visit, over $1,000 a year for
medical attendonce alone! And one sin
gle bottle of Hon Bitters taken in time
would save the $1,090 and all the year's
sickness.
Given up by the Doctors
"Is it possible that Mr. Godfrey is up
and at work, and cured by so simple a
remedvn
"I assure you it is true that he is en
tirely cured, and with nothing but Hop
Bitters, and only ten days ago his doc
tors gave him up and said he must die,
from Kidney ana Liver trouble!"
gyNone genuine without a bunch of green
Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile,
poisonous Btuff with "Hop" or "Hops" in their
St. John has opened the Prohibition
campaign for in Illinois.
Delicate diseases radically
cured. Consultation free. Address
World's Dispensary Medical Association,
Buffalo, N. Y.
At Stromsberg, Neb., two married
women eloped with a saloonkeeper.
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dead than alive until ha was restored to health
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CANCER CURED.
I have had a cancer on my face for many
years. I have tried a great many remedies,
bat without relief. I almoHt gave up hope of
ever being cured. Dr. Hardman. my son.
reeomn.ended Swift's Specific, which I have
taken with great results. My face is now well,
and it is impossible for me to express my thanks
in words for what this medicine has done for
me. Mrs. Olive Hardman.
Monroe. Ga., Sept. 2, 1884.
Swift's Specific has cured a cancer on my
face, and has almost made a new man of me.
T. J. Tkate, Wacissa, Fla.
I have had a cancer in my right ear for three
years. I tried every remedy the physicians
practiced, to no permanent good. Swift's Spe
cific has wrought wonders for me. It is the
best blood pnniier in the world.
John S. Morhow, Florence, Ala.
Swift's 'Specific is entirely vegetable, and
seems to cure cancers by forcing out the im
purities from the blood.
Treatise on Blood andSkin Diseases mailed
free. .
The Swift Specific Co., Drawer 3, Atlanta,
Ga., or 159 W. 23d St., N. Y.
-THE hEO
A MARVELOUS GAS-WELL.
Abandoned as Worthless, but Now Sending:.
Forth a Mighty Stream of Gas.
The most extraordinary natural gas-
tvell yet discovered in Western Pcnns 1
ran:a has been developed an e'glith of
a mile from the borough limits of Butler.
This well is located on a summit over
looking the town and at the end of
High street, the principal thoroughfare.
Tho Butler Mutual Fuel Gas Compa-'
ny, composed of certain individuals,
Theodore and Augustus Jack, formerly
of Philadelphia; Dav'.d Kirk and Jo-'
Beph Dilworth, of Pittsburgh, and J. E.
Dean, of Ocean, N. Y., obtained a
chafer in 1883 from the Commonwealth
for operations in natural gas in Butler
County. The company In the spring of
IS-ii leased an acre" of ground on the
summit Solely for gas purposes. Tho
f as-sand was piercod at the depth of
,2C0 feet Very little fluid was discern
ible. The drill penetrated the rock and
an increase was apparent When the
rock was bored through all the gas
found probably might nave fired one
boiler. The company, however, deter
mined to drill deeper in search for oil,
as the strata was regular and corre
sponded in character to similar wells in
the Butler County field, where oil in
paying quantities had been found. The
"hundred foot" rock was reached at
1,403 feet, where an immense salt-water
vein appeared.
Tho oil-bearing rock was pierced at
the depth of l,6uy feet The drillings
and sediment, that were sand pumped
out of the well, were highly impregnated
with the smell of oil. At 1,775 feet op
crating ceased. The well was plugged
with iron and wood below the oil-sand
and above tho "hundred foot" for the
purpose of preventing the salt water from
doing injuryto the oil rock. The enter
prise was abondoned as a lamentable
failure. Thirty-five hundred dollars had
been expended.
Seven months rolled by and the com
pany within the past fortnight disposed
of their right to the claim and interest
in the material and lease to Edward
Rigncy & Co. upon reasonably cheap
terms. The new company "rigged up
on All Fools' Day, and on last Thursday
morning were funning the boiler in
order to exhaust the salt water and sed
iment. The pressure of salt water ag
gregated 8,000 pounds on the gas and
oil rocks, where the fluid existed. The
well was reduced of its salt water 150
feet from the derrick floor, when a rum
bling noiso was audible to the work
men. Presently the salt water bubbled
over the top of the hole, the sound
grew fiercer, water would rise and in
tercede interchangeably with gas until
it went up tnrough the derrick over tho
crown pulley a height of eighty feet,
presenting an indescribable scene.
Vibrations produced by running the
boiler rod agitated tbe well and caused
the gas gradually to percolate the
fluid, when it discharged violently into
mid-air. The roar of gas caused the
earth to tremble within tho radius of
200 feet. The employes were knocked
about like ten pins. The roaring well
alarmed the neighborhood with the
marvel of a thousand guns fired at
midnight and the din wa3 beard for
miles away. The derrick was enveloped
in oily spray. Subsequent! v the salt
water was d"scharged, adjustments-
were perfected and the gas was Intro
duced into an iron casing fourtrea
inches in diameter. This runs out from
an aperture 100 feet, and at the extreme
end was ignited. A solid column of
flame, soventy-five feet high brilliantly
burns, unceasingly, in open air, day
and night. Tae reflection In tins heav
ens at night is clearly vislbla along thej
Allegheny River, a distance of twenty
miles from this powerful illuminator.
Butler (Pa.) Cor. Philadelphia Press.'
GRANT.
Testimony to IIU AbiUty as an After-Dinner
Talker.
Senator Ingalls, in speakiug of Gen
eral Grant, said: "General Grant was
ono of the most entertaining after-dinner
talkers I ever knew. He was only
the silent man in crowds and at fmes
when flatterers tried to draw him out
and make him talk about himself. But
after dinner, with a few congenial
friends anywhere, he was ready, inter
esting, and often fascinating in convt-r-sation.
I recall especially one evening
when General Grant was President. It
was at a dinner-party he gave at the
White House. Among the guests were
a number of Seniors and General
Sheridan. Mrs. Grant and the ladies
had retired from the table and we were
smoking our cigars. General Grant
talked a great deal. He was in his
happiest mood, and I knew everybody
enjoyed him just as much as I did. I
don't know how it came about, but
linally we began to go backward and
talk of the time of life a mau would
most care to livo over again. Each
one mentioned some particular age
when life seemed brightest and most
desirable, and a period he would enjoy
to live the second t'me. Some turned
back to boyhood, others to early man
hood, with the pleasantest recollec
tions, while to some the present was
most satisfactory. 'And you. General;
what part of your life would you like
to live over again?' one of iho guests
asked of the President.
" General Grant dropped his chin on
his breast and was silent for a minute
or two. I can see him now, as we all
waited for hi3 answer and tried to read
it in his face, which, as usual, was a
sealed book. But we fully expected he
would choose that part of his life which
had been prosperous and great. He
lifted his head and said in a voice of
quiet decision that left no doubt of sin
cerity: " All of it. I should like to live all
of my life over again. Thero isn't any
part of it I bhould want to leave out.'
" I t-hall never forget the impression
his answer made on me, and I think it
impressed every one else. He was tho
only man in the room who was ready to
take the bitter with the sweet in his life.
Everyone of us had left out some par
ticular time of hardship and discourage
ment, when tho world seemed darkest.
Not one was bravo enough to face that
time again; and probably not one of us
had had such hard times and so much
of real adversity to begin with. I think
the most of us had be-run to prosper be
fore he was out of the woods. But
General Gi ant was the only man smok
ing his after-dinner cigar at tho White
House that evening who had the cour
age to live his whole life over aga!n."
National Republican.
Mrs. Augusta Evans Wilson, tho nov
elist, ha"s one of tho pleasantest homes
in Mobile. The house is surrounded by
a grove of live oaks and thicket of
camellias, t'ie latlor being Mrs. Wil
son's favorite flower. She places a
white crmellia at her husband's plate at
table at every meal. "And he has nev
er," 6he says, "been without a Mower at
any breakingof bread in our house since
wo were married, now sixteen years
p.2"0." Chicaao Times.
A MINERALOgFCAL MISTAKE.
Gorgeous Visions Rudely Shattered II
was Only Glass.
Many are the visons of wealth thai
dance awhile before the enraptured eyes
of man and then fade into thin air. ii
there be anything to the aspect of whicr,
distance does not lend enchantment, it
is these same golden visions. But it is
only too often that a man sees riches
within his grasp only to bo again left in
poverty. These sago reflections, and
many others of a no less philosophic and
pessimistic character, crossed the mind
of the Times-Democrat reporter vwhc
yesterday beheld $30,000 of the world'
wealth vanish in tho twinkling of an eye.
It was early in the morning that the rep
resentativ of the fourth estate, on enter
ing tho Government building, was ap
pointed by the erenial representative ol
an extensive railroad exhibit who, with
a countenance in which mystery was
blended with pride, led the way to a
show-case filled with precious gems in
their pristine roughness. After sundrv
locks had been turned a small, bluish
ftebble was produced and handd ovei
or examination. Somewhat undecided
as to its character, the recipient ejacu
lated divers uncommittal exclamations,
but was promptly relieved from his in'
certitude by the statement: "That, sir,
is a sapphire of nearly thirty carats. In
form and quality it is excellent, and il
may be valued at $30,000."
Somewhat impressed, but still pre
serving that stolid indifference which
marks the true opnnoisseur, the scribe
entered upon a careful examination ol
Uie small stone, which was equivalenl
to so many reportorial pittances. II
was an oblong pebble, rounded as if by
attrition in a river's bed. Constant
contact with surrounding objects had
whitened tho outside, an J but a fainl
fnge of the blue within shone through.
On holding it up to the sun a cleat
azure, like the Italian sky sung of by
the poets, was observable. Iso flaw
was to be seen; In every respect it ap
peared "a gem of purest ray serene,"
and the pride evident in the face of the
exhibitor was easily pardoned by him
who had seen the stone.
But as a cloud suddenly dims the blue
sky, so was tho beauty of the gem
dimmed by the sudden appearance oi
the iconoclastic mineralogist, who, qot
content with admiring the color and
size, must needs try it with cold steel.
The owner looked on scornfully, the
reporter incredulously, the surrounding
throng breathlessly, while th knife
blade scraped on the noble gem. The
visiting mineralogist scraped once, ex
amined the stone again, dropped it sud
denly, remarking in cruel accents:
" Glass," and strode scornfully away.
The sapphire had faded into a prosaic
bit of broken bottle, or perhaps a relic
of tho blue-glass mania that permeated
the country some years ago. At any
rate its value had departed; a paltry
nickle formed a magnilicent equivalent
for what had erstwhile been equal to a
fortune. The owner looked blue as his
property, the crowd vanished, and the
click of the lock as the degraded jewel
was replaced was but a hollow mock
ery. N. O. Times-Democrat.
li mmm
AUNT MILLY AT THE SHOW,
How She Went With the Old Mttn to See
the Exposition.
'Hush datrackit dar, chillun; ain't
I dun bin tell yer afore to hole yer
tongues while yer betters is a talkin'?
Clar out en de house de las one ob j-oti
and don't you en no wise poke yer
heads in dis door till I pintedly calls
ye. I clar to.de goodness when a
oman is zot a house full of chillun it
nvghty nigh runs her 'stracted.
"Well, Brudder Jef as I was a tell
ing you, me and de ole man thought as
how we would go to do Exerposition
and take our Judy along wid us.
When I fus' mention de subject to Bob
he jus' scratch his head and say as
how it 'pears like foolishness to spen'
nigh tmto twenty dollars jus' acae do
white folks dun bin dun it, but I telhj
him as how we is dun sot up for qual
ity folks and can't in no wise leave d's
hopportunity .pass widont seeing all
dem big sights which our J ly dun bin
read about."
"Dar you'se right, Sister Milly,"
sa'd Jeff. "I knows dat ting fiom
sperience. You can't in no wise go
back on yer principles, and if vou car
ries a high head you is boun' to tote a
stiff neck, too." .
"Jes so, Brudder, and when I brings
de ole man to dat 'pinion we starts out
according to de Exerposition, but
when I gets dar bres God, de people
am jam so thick and dey buz, buz like
so many bees till mighty nigh dun
broke my head. Brudder Jeff, dat big
camp meeting what we dun bin had
last yeah whar de people was so th:ck
you coulnd't hardly stick a pin atween
em wasn't noting 'pared to do folks at
dat Exerposition."
"You ain't tell me so, sister? It
'pears like to me as how de people
would suffocate if dey wus packed in
any cluser dfcn d?y wus at dat meet
ing." "Brudder eff, you aint't seed noth
ing. De fo'ks at dat Exerposition wus
a sight to behole. Well, de ole man he
ax de ticket man if as how we could
go in d.ir and do jus' like de white
folks, and dat sortor riles mo and says
I: 'Bob. don't make a fool outcn yer
self. I lays ole Milly knows how to
act alongside de quality folks. De
young gemman jus' laff and says he:
Walk in, ole lady, and have it a'l
your own way.' Brudder Jeff, when
t gits in dat house I looks and looks,
and 'fore de Lord I could a looketl till
dis blessed day and not seed all dere
wus to see. Dar ain't nothing what
you can call for what a?n't right dar,
and j-ou sees right dar things what
you ain't nebber seed afore and what
you nebber will see agen. I 'spect I
stands dar till I looks right foolish,
case I hear a red-haired, ill-mannered
white boy say to a nudderchap: ! say,
Harry, do look at dat ole culled 'oman;
she's dun got her jaws propped open,
and I clar to goodness her eyes are
a-gwine to pop on ten her head.' Den
says I: 'Young men, you tink you is
mighty wise, but ole Milly is dun bin
used to all dese sights afore you was
born.' Judy, she says as how der p r
liceman don't 'low no fussing, ana we
more along. Right afore me I sees a
prettv red man, a-holding out a siggar
to me; den I makes him a curtsy and
says I tank you, massa; 1 aon smoke,
but my ole man is more'n apt to take it.
Den Bob he takes offen his hat and says
tanky sir, but he cotched hold of de sig
gar red man hold it right tight and
de folks laff like dey was 'stracted.
Den says I dem is poor manners, but
Judy says as how dat ain't no sure
miff man and she wished wo would
not make the people laff at us. Den as
I was going along" I picked up an apple
jes' for to see how big it was. but law
sakes alive dat white man wid de star
on his coat cotched hold of my arm,
and says he: Hold on, honey, not so
fast 'White man.' says I, 'I ain't in
no more trying to steal your apples
and if I is culled I don't 'low no gem-
men to call me honey but my ole man
Bob.'
"'Dar you got h'tn. Sister MUy,
says Jeff. 'In course he couldn' t argy
that pint.'
" 'Move on, ole lady,' said he; and
l hearn him tell a lady as how we
ctrlled people couldn't held from steal
ing to sabe our libes. De idear! Arter
dis I feels sorter tired, and I claps my
self sorter down in de fus cheer I seed;
but bress God, afore I dun sot down
de cheer dun bus and down I cum ca
bash on de floor, and den de folks cum
running like dey is wild. Ad one man
he mighty nigh dun shake de life outen
me, and when I tells h'm as how I
thought de cheers was put dar to set
in ho jus rar aroun' ami says as 1 dun
owe him twenty-five dollars, and whnn
I say twenty-five fiddlesticks! de folks
just holler and lafl', and dey crowd
aroun' so thick dat I jus slipped ahind
de people, and ain't no more seen dat
fellow since, but I ain't care to set
down no more day day. -
"Den arter awhile 1 seed de prettiest
white 'oman rijrht afore me, and sho
look so hard at me dat I make a curtsy
and say how do you do, mam. She
ain't speak, and says I, Mistis, can't
vou let de old msrsrer passr but sue stiu
stan' dar in de way, and I gin her a
push, and, fore de Lord, she tumnie
down cabash on de floor and dn people
iey holler and dey laff like dey is going
to buss open. Den one man he says as
how I dun knocked his wife down and
killed her, but my Judy tells him as
how it a:n't no sure 'nuff 'oman and he
ourhter hab more manners dan to 'po-1
on her mar. I tells de o!e man as how
I dun got enuff of the Exerposition and
wanted to go home. hen 1 gets outen
aat house 1 breathes sorter free 1 ke
and de ole man ffits me a spanking up
good dinner and says wo mus' by all
means take a ride in de leetr.c car.
Well, I gits in dar, I looks aroim- and
seed dere ain't no horses and dere
ain't no enjrin, and says 1: 'Mister,
what dat moving: dis car along?' And
den he laffs and says he: 'Dis here ear
is conjured and ius' eoes along
bv itself, and bress de Lord,
Brudder JeflT dat was a fr.ct. Dar
wa'n't nothing hide Lord's wirl tomake
dat car ero. Den I arets right skeert
and says I: 'Mister, 1 don't in no were
leal in the debbil's work and I mus
get outer dis ting,' and den de folks
sot up such a laff dat Judy said as how
I hadn't dun nothing all day but make
folks laff at my ignorants and she would
be fflad when wh got to hum. And
tell you I ain't in no wise sorry, case
my head was mijrhtv nijrh in a whirl
wid all dem sights and ole Milly ain't
aPP S to no b01"0 Lxerpos.tions
soon.
"Dar, vou is right agin. Sister Milly
You'se dun seed enough to las you a
lifet me and yon dun bin tell it all so
good dat ole Jeff feel like he dun bin to
de big Exerposition widout paying nary
a cent hen I calls agin 1 11 fotch
Lizv Ann wid me and. it 11 do her a
sight of good to dip snuff and hear you
tell all dem big things, case I feels as
how 1 ius dun bin rirhfc dar in New Or
leans Tuy own self, and I dun bin
promts Lizy Ann for to take her to dat
same Exerposition. but when crops run
out as short as dey has dis year we
tanks de Lord jus to git meat and bread
and close to wear. N, O. linu i-Vcm
or.rat.
THE "PUMP."
A Creature. Who Is Drtcnted anil Feared
In I'olitn Circles.
There's the familiar pump, who makes
it the business of his or her life to rout
out every disagreeable circumstance
connected with every family, and retail
them round the neighborhood. People
speak of her or h'm a "knowing every
thing," but this supreme knowledge is
only gained by the greatest persever
ance and systematical pumping.
The pump is detested and feared; she
generally makes her attack upon the
youngest and softest member of a fam
ily, going to work after this fah;on.
Sho meets little Mary, whose brother
George has left the country (as she
thinks) suddenly and suspiciously.
After kissing the dear child, she takes
her into a shop, expends a penny on
sweets, then they walk hand in hand,
and the pumping commences:
"And so kind brother George has
gone away?"
"Yes."
"And dear little Mary is very sorrv.
isn't she? yes, I know she is; and how's
uju in ma.
"Quite well, thank vou."
"Ah, not quite well, of course, but
sho was very glad for poor George to
go, eh?
The pump glances sharply at tho
child, but the little face is unrullled, the
sweets are good, and just the suspicion
of a smile plavs around her lips.
"Oh, yes; because it was for his good,
you know."
"Ah, he left the bank rather sudden
ly, I think."
"I don't know, I did not see him."
The pump looks baffled and vexed
was it for this she wasted her substance
in pear drops? but she continues:
"And so poor mamma cried very
much, and dear papa was angry with
George?"
"xso, he wasn't; there was nothing to
be angry about"
"No, "dear? I thought you said that
when poor George came home unex
pectedly mamma cried and papa was
angry.'1'
The pump had met her mateh for
once; the child looks up aud laughs.
"I didn't say anything of the sort,
and George, told me to tell you, if you
asked any questions, that there's an
iron pump in our garden, and you can
exercise yourself there if you like."
Every one, I am sure, has met the
pump, that nuisance who would cork
screw herself into your every affair.
Tinsley's Magazine.
The Washington Monument.
The critics are making fuu of tho
Washington monument. Of course be
cause it is plain. Oscar Wilde made
fun of a certain tower because it was
not plain. The Pyramids are plain.
Any ornament on them or on the Wash
ington monument would have b en a
mark for time to work at with storm
and frost The monument sought to
express three ideas: strength, visibility
and power to enduro. It secures these.
Decorations would have been trrilin cr.
and in perishing would have ruined the
entire surface. Much of European ar
chitecture is ruined or injured by the
oiu zeu.1 lor ornamentation on exposed
mrf aces. Current.
m E0YAL BLOOD.
" vvitu u bUliS
eountry, and we have a rijrht to as cood
oioou u uiaii wuwu courses tnrougn tne
veins of emperors. If the blood is poor
and the cheeks are pale, it is well known
that Brown's Iron Rittarn la tho
tonic twhich will give color, vigor, and
vitality. Mr. M. K. Gibson, of West
Point, Miss., says, "I felt weak and
debilitated. Urnwn'n Iron Rittam mnA
- -W Kg uictWO
me strong and well.
FRAUDS AND IMITATIONS.
Let it be clearly undei stood, that Com
pound Oxygen is only made and dis
pensed by "Drs. Starkey & Palen, 1109 and
1111 Girard street, Philadelphia. Any
substance made elsewhere, and called
Compound Oxygen, is spurious and
worthless, and those who try it simply
throw away their money, as they will in
the end discover. Send for their treatise
on Compound Oxygen. It will be mailed
free.
Orders for the Compound Oxygen Home
Treatment will be filled by H. E. Mathews,
621 Powell street, between Bush and Pine
streets, San Francisco.
When Proctor Knott made his fan
ciful speech fifteen years ago the humor
of the thing tiekled the entire continent.
No one dreamed that Duluth would
ever amount to anyth'ng, and when
Knott called he "the paragon of cities
everybody laughed. Still this town is
third in the list of grain-receiving
points, beating Milwaukee, loledo and
bt. Liouis. vnicayo. i itoune.
Twelve States of the Union have
passed laws providing for instruction
in pnysioiogy ui in couiiuuu bcuuui
course. The wqnder is that three times
twelve States did not do it years 5ago.
Nineteen-twentieths of even scholarly
men and women know more about the
planet Jupiter or the mechanism of a
locomotive than they do about the
mechanism of their own bodies, or the
laws of life and health. Chicago Inter
Ocean. m
COPYING AND ENLARGING in India
ink, water colors, crayon or oil. Send for
price list. Abell & Son,
29 Washington street, Portland.
The President has appointed Israel Law-!
ton to be Superintendent of the Mint at
ban r ranclsco.
" SHOOT POLLY AS SHE FLIES,"
Pov.
Was the way it appeared in the proof-slipJ
The argus-eyed proof-reader, howeverJ
kaew the quotation intended and changed
it to read: "Shoot Folly as she flies.'
Pope. Of course it was an error, yet how1
many are daily committing much graver
errors by allowing the first symptoms of
consumption to go unheeded. If afflicted
with loss of appetite, chilly sensations, or
hacking cough, it is suicidal to delay a
single moment the use of Dr. Pierce's
"Uolden Medical Discovery, the great
and only reliable remedy yet known for
this terribly latal malady,- bend two let
ter stamps for Dr. Pierce's complete treat
ise on this disease. Address World's Dis-
pensaryJMedical Association,Buifalo, N. YJ
An election riot occurred in Lampassas.
Mexico, recently, in which three men were
killed outrignt. '
WHAT IS CATAKEH1
Catarrh is a muoo-purulent discharge eaused by the
presence and derelopment of the Tegetable paraaite
aimfba in the internal lining membrane of the nose.
This parasite is only dereloped under favorable circum
stances, and these are: Morbid state of the blood, as the
blighted corpuscle of tubercle, the germ poison of syphi
lis, merenry, toxremea, from the retention of the effete
matter of the skin, suppressed perspiration, badly ven
tilated sleeping apartments, and other poisons that are
germinated In the mood. 1 nese poisons keep tbe Internal
Hnine membrane of the nose in a constant state of irri
tation, ever ready for the deposit of the Beeds f these
germs, which spread up the nostrils and down the
fauces or back of throat, causing ulceration of the
throat; up the eustachian tubes, causing deafness; bur
rowing in the vocal cords, causing hoarseness; usurping
tbe proier structure ol tne nroncnlal tubes, ending in
uulmonarv consumution and death. I
Manv attemnts have been made to discover a cure for
this distressing disease by the use of inhalents and other
ingenious devices, but none or tnese treatments can do
a'particle of good until the parasites are either destroyed
or removed from the mucous tissue I
Borne time since a well known physician of forty years
standing, after much experimenting, succeeded in dis
covering the necessany combination oi ingredients which
never fails in absolutely and peymnnently eradicating
this horrible disease, whether standing for one year or
forty years. Those who may be suffering from tbe above
disease should, without delay, communicate with the
managers, Messrs. A. H. TXxon & Son, 305 King Street
West, Toronto, and get full particulars and treatise free
by enclosing stamp.
For Throat Diseases and Coughs.
' JJrowns Bronchial Iroclies, like all
other reallu aood thincs. are imitated.
and purchasers should be careful to obtain
tne genuine article prepared by John l.
Brown & Soxs.
THE ONLY STRICTLY first-class Pho
tograph Gallery In the Northwest Abell
& bon s, ?J Washington street, .Portland.
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Publishers intending to purchase Type,
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find a full stock and save ten per cent, by
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rrom miancy to oia ae, are posiuveiy cured oy
the Cuticcra Remedies. I
CUTICCRA HESOLVKNT.the new blood nurifler.
cleanses the blood and perspiration of impuri
ties and poisonous elements, and thus removes
Cuticcra. the trreat Skin Cure, instantly
allays Itching and Inflammation, clears the
bKinana seal p. beats U lcers and Bores, ana
restores tho Hair.
Cuticura Soap, an exquisite Skin Beautlfler
twiu juiieL iieciuisiie, prepared iroiii uutk 'uiu,
is indispensable in treating Skin Diseases. Baby
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Sold everywhere. Price: Cuticcra, 50c.; He-
solvent, 91; soap, 2oc. prepared by the pot
ter Drug and Chemical Co.. Hobton, Mass.
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M. GttAY. 906 Post Street, San Francuco.
A Bad Boy's Bright Idea.
Some carpenters at work on a build
ing near tho foot of Broadway gave an
old woman a pleco of fourteen-foot Mne.
ceiling for lire-wood. Tho board Was
too Ions: to carrv home, and the old
woman had no implement with which
to break it up. A bright-faced lad of ejght
or ten years stood by and saw the trou
ble the old woman wa in. Ho consid
ered a moment, and then picked ijip a
paving stone and carried it out to tho
middle of the street Then he put one
end of the board on the stone and waited
results. A South Ferry stae rumbled
along down the street and rolled over
the board, breaking it off near the stone.
The old woman picked up the pieces
and the boy again put the end of tho
board nnon the stone. An express
wagon rolled by and left the board
feet shorter than it was before. Wa
two
ons
and stagos passed on, breaking up tho
board until the old woman had her arms
full of pieces. Then the boy carried tho
paving stone back to the gutter, pulled a
top out of his pocket, arid, whipping it
around the sidewalk, got in the way of
more people insido of a minute than a
coed bov could in a week. N. Y.
Times.
A p-ont'pman of this ciry has a
small boy who imitates George; W.
When a gentleman called recenuy mo
father said to him politely: "I wish I
had another c igar to offer you," look
ing with rejrret at the one he was smok-
in
Now was tho small boy s oppprtu
nity. '! know where they are, pa,
- ---- - . - i
he said, dragging open a drawer anu
orinnnr qui a dox vl a uuuiuc umun.
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durine the month of May alone placed
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More than 7,000 horses are used by the
Bireei-car lines in uoston.
"LAUGH AND GE0W FAT.'f
Is a precept easily preached, but not so
easy to practice. If a person has no appe
tite, but a distressing nausea, sick-headache,
dyspepsia, boils, or any other ill
resulting from inaction of the bowels, It is
impossible to get up such a langh as will
produce aldermanic corpulence. In order
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and to be well you must have your bowels
in good order. You can do this and langh
heartily with Dr. Pierce's " Pleasant Pur
gative Pellets," the little regulators of the
liver and bowels and best promoters of
jollity. -
It is estimated that the wheat harvest
in Texas will average 23 bushels per acre.
When Baby waa sick, ve gave her CASTORIA,
When she was a Child, she cried for CASTORIA,
When she became Miss, elio clang to CASTCfRIA,
When she had Children, she gave them CAS TO HIA
GET THE BEST Abell & Son's Pho
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Try Germea for breakfast.
Lt this season nearly ever one needs to nae soma
sort of tonio. IKON enters into almost erery phy
sician's prescription for those who need building up.
mm
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For Wenknnx, Lanwlttide, I-arU of
Enersry. etc., it UAH NO EQUAI- and
is tbe only Iron medicine that is not injorions.
It Knriches the Blood, Invljrorntcn the
Hystem, K est ores Appetite, Aids I)icetion
It does not blacken cr injure the teeth, cause head
ache or produoe constipation other Iron metficinti do
Dr. G. H. BrnxLEY, a leading physician of
Springfield. O., nays:
"Brown's Iron Bitters is a thoroughly good medi
cine. Inse it in my practice, and find its action
excels all other forms of iron. In weakness, or a low
condition of the system. Brown's Iron Bitters is
usually a positive necessity. It is all that is claimed
Genuine has trade mark and crossed red line on
wrapper. Take no other. Made only by
SHOWS CHEMICAL. CO BALTIMORE, HD.
Lanza' Hand Book useful and attractive, con
taining list of prizes for recipes, information about
coins, etc., given away by all dealers in medicine, or
mailed to any address on receipt of Sc. stamp.
SNELU nEITSIIU & WOODARD.
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-' l'he best Blood Purifier and Tonio Alterative In use.
It quickly cures all Diseases originating from a dis-
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Kheum and Mercurial Pains readily yield to its purifying
properties, lt leaves the liiooa rare, the uver ana ftJU
neys healthy, the complexion bright ami clear.
rOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
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and into any or all of the dfrartmenta. - The new tenu
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Catalogue sent on application. I
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rpHE EIGHTH YEAH UNDER ITS PRES-
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Handle on commission Wheat, Wool, Hops, Seeds,
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"Caatorla is so well adapted to children that
( recommend it as superior to any prescription
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Tlito powder never varies. A marvel of pnrjtj
rtrenxth and whlesoraeBe More on than
the ordinary kki.ls, and caanot be M ln
tionwith. the multitude of
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Rotai. lUiiNa Vowpja Co., 108 Wall street, N. Y.
R. U. AWARE
THAT .
LcrUlard's Climas Plug
bearing a red tin, tag; that LorjlJ ard
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Vktt Clipping", and that Lorlllard's JnuIU, are
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this with Elertrte belts
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, Is a certain cure for
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agree to forfeit t-W l
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