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THE COLlj tlBIAN. THE COLUMBIAN. Published Evjsby Fbuat, -AT- : . .. ST. HELENS, COLUMBIA CO., OR., BT L 0. AD A1IS, Editor and Proprietor 1 Publiskd Every Fkibay, - - AT ST. HELENS, COLUMBIA CO., OR., BY E. G. ABJJ33, Editor and Proprietor N A KnBsrRiFTiojf Rates: Advertising Hates : One square (10 linee) first inaertioa. . $2 9 Each subaequant insertion. ; 1 00 Oae year, in advance $2 00 Six months. " 1 00 st. helens; Columbia county, Oregon, .may 29, 1885. VOL. V. NO. A3. Tfar months. OU 0 A PARADOX. I recollect how irrleved I was When Cousin Amy married. 1 thought her very cruel bouue For me she h:t't not tarried. She gave to my uiTeetion screen KneouriliiCiiient in plenty, For I was under seventeen And she wa rive-and-twenty. Fair-Amy Is a widow now. Her Horrnw fust otitTowin. Tis verv sisii;ul:r, I vow, : The way the ye:irs nru going, V it h me, at tilit r rate; With her, a uraeeful U-nte . . Xow. am nekrln:; thirty-eight And she la sis and-twenty. I should be fn'atWU'd to know How others, like my cousin, A twelvemonth only older grow, One y'ar In half a dozen. Oh. t'lironos! tell the secret me, The power superhuman That causes time with man to llee, lint bids it wait with woman. Life. HAWTHORNE'S COURTSHIP. How Ho and Sophia Peabody Fell in Love With Each Othor. It Wst a, Fatal Altai k at Kir.t Sijjht and They i-ew Tired of Waitin.tf f-tr For tune, uit;I Were .Married Inci dent g of Their Cour:h5i. The interesting tiling in the life of Nathaniel Hawthorn. -(:i-oM m two volume-? bv his son .Julian) is his court ship. The mother was a widow ami a recluse. The Hawthorne children, Elizabeth and Nathaniel, played timid ly with the Peabody , ih'ldren, and. as they prow older, it became, apparent that Nathaniel was gett ng his heart entangled in lhe charms of Soplra K- Knt the road of their hanoi- A V V " V. T - - - 4 hess was full of thorns ami stones. ' Elizabeth Peabody, who was older than the rest, tells how she read in the Sevp England Magazine, between ISM) and loG, some stories that attracted her attention. She thought they were ... . ..xt T:.l. .M wr.iicn uy a -c uiia uunri, who had outgrown some of the peculi ar! tes of the sect, and she went so far as to write a letter to the supposed "old man asking h m how he knew that sensitive natures are espec ially apt to be malicious. lhe Wt. vsar she discovered that the "Hawthorne boy" was the author of the stories. Another year passed Anr.Mo;non r cL'ifK ont rkffior. ( ovpninc- TCnt.hiiniel flrul MSter Lliza- -iajth p 111 ed o n n e Peabody s. Soph i a Peabody was ill, and Elizabeth went op to her room and legged her to tome down to see the callers. '-You never saw anything so splendid as he is lie is handsomer than Lord Byron." The sick girl was not to bo so easily won. She declined to make the effort to see the rising novelist. Miss Peabody re calls the "beauty of the outline of hTs features, the pure complexion, the wonderful eyes, like mountain lakes reflecting, the sky." Of course he called' again and then Sophia saw him. It was a fatal attack on both sides. As we went . on talk ing she would frequently interpose a remark iu her lowr, sweet vo'.ce. Evr?ry time she did so he would look at -her again with the same piercing, indraw inc ff-aze. I was struck with it am thousrht what if he should fall in love with ner. and the thought troubled me for she had often told me that nothing would ever tempt her to marry and in flict on a husband the care of an in valid " Years afterward Mrs. Haw thorne used to tell her children how tin presence of the young writer exercise unon her from the beginning so strong a magnetic attraction that in stinctivelv and in self-defense she drew back and repelled him. Both foum ' the courage to confess that they ha. been in love from their first meetin The determined retirement of Mme Hawthorne made it verv diflicult for the son to introduce his friends to her. and the Peabodys called with sonn hesitat;on long before it was supecte by any one that the families were to be go closely united. ine wiuoweti mother was a woman of strong will and fine individuality She wore antique costumes and always looked as if she had stepped out of an old picture. Her face "had a lovelv sensibility and great brightness' There was no sentimental confidence between her and her son, - although they held each other in mutual esteem and athct on. Nathaniel confided to nobody that he had asked Sophia Pea i i . , . uouy to oe nis wne as soon as lie was able to provide for her, ami the secret of their engagement was kept for three years. He had a petty position m the tfoston Lustoni-house that of weigher but he could not marrvon it, and when he was dismissed from it bv ine cnange oi aumimstrat on in 1841 he entered upon t ie Brook Farm experi ment to see wnat prom se it enfolded 1.: . i t ... ior mm una ms promised wile. Jl:s rather more prosaic son says that the chief advantage it brought him was that it taught him how to plant corn and s plashes ami to buy and sell at the produce market: and that it provided him with an invaluable background for his -Llithedale Romance,' written about ten years afterward."' He had no money, but the lovers grew t red waiting for fortune. "Rents were low in New England then," and thev married. His mother's attitude toward his wife proved an agreeable surprise. She told him that she had known of his engagement almost as long as he had known it himself, and that Sophia Pea body was just the wife she would have chosen for him. And how did he make love for himself, this teller of the love making of imaginary men and . maids? He rejoices because a pettish cousin has an am-ry political dispute with him which will separate them for a time and leave Nathaniel more hours to think of her. For "peace overflows from vour heart to mine." He cautions her against Wallr?n tirWlt l.t.. ... I.. . . .a t.i? walking with his robust sister Eliza beth because "she is indefatigable and wants to walk half round the world when once out doors." He assures her that although he loves her deeply he is in awe of her. "I suppose I should have pretty much the same feeling if an angel were to come from Heaven and be my dearest friend only the an-g.-l could not have the tenderest of hu man natures, too, the sense of which is mingled with this sentiment." He can not understand the mystery of his awe and love; "methink9 it converts my love into religion." And he never read a letter from her without first washing his hands. As time passesand their personal in terests became more intermingled he assumes that right to guide, moderate and restrain her feelings which it wras inevitable he should assume even to the angel. If, however, he becomes mandatory in the sweetest of loving waj s, he also becomes more caressing. Ho is sure he might have written poetry since he was in love if he had only tire gift of makiug rhymes. He is sure she is a poem. Ep'c? No. A sonnet? No, "for that is too labored and artifi cial." She was a "sort of sweet, sim ple, gay. pathetic ballad, which nature is singing sometimes with tears;some tinies with smiles." and sometimes with both. After ths frenzy of the gods had existed between them for a year, she defined beauty with all the gravity of Burke "My definition of beauty is that it is love, and. therefore, includes both truth and good." Sus picious of the logic of her philosophy, she adds: "But those only who love as we do can feel the significance and force of this. The last day of the year she sends him a delicious message : "tiotl bless you this night- of the old year. It has proved the year of our nativity. Has not the old earth passed away from us? Are not all. thenars She has hurt a finger; he warns her that if it is not well soon he will send her the best surgeon in Boston. She paints; the pictures will be more pre cious to him "than all the productions of all the painters since Apelles!" She painted him and her in a little land scape, and lie goes into raptures over tmv figures doubtless looking as mucli like Sancho Panza and duienevere as like that of Nathaniel and '"his own Sophie." He would not hang the pre c'ou.s things on the wall for fear of dust and U e lingers of the chambermaid. Indeed, he was the maddest of lovers, if ever one were madder than another. He closes one letter with "Belovedest, I love thee very especially much to-day. But now it is breakfast time, and" alas! even Love must eat "and I have an appetite." That makes her break fast of the tenderest importance. "What did you eat for breakfast? But I know very well that you never eat anything but bread and m lk and chick ens." A good enough diet for Love. ' Still he would know something more: Do you love pigeons in a pie?" .... From Brook Farm Hawthorne wrote his "dearest unutterably" verv plain matters about plowing and planting and manuring and milking; while the "thin frock yon made for me' is con sidered "a most excellent article." . It might even attain the dignity of becom ing the summer uniform of the com munity. He assured her that he had also a warm frock, though rather de lieicnt iu grace, and that he wore a tremendous pair of cow-hide boots with soles two inches thick. These realities are charmingly sprinkled with the daintiest and sweetest of tid-b ts of de votion, all spooned out as it were with the grace of a cavalier and the softness of a nurse coaxing a frail chili to try to eat and be good and get well, for Sophia Peabody was an invalid all this time. No proof of her lover's affection could be more explicit than his assur ance that he would rather she should never paint or sculpture, if her health was to be in the least injured by the effort. "It would be no trouble to me 11 you snouiu never toucn clay or can vas again." The sad sarcasm we have had of late on such love the Bulwer Lytton let ters, ot similar intensity and surpass ing ardor, but lacking the dignity and nobleness ot these happily linds no corresponding sequel in the wedded life of Nathaniel Hawthorne and Sophia 1 eauouv. lhere was no disenchantment. Faithful and fond to the end, they made life blissful for each other, and the per fume of the roses of their courtship was scattered over their graves. "Year by year we shall grow closer to each other. and a thousand ages hence we shall be onlv in the houevmoon of our mar riage." Twenty-two years of domestic life never surprised a shadow on the heart of either to the other, and when death claimed the widow she anticipat ed Ins summons as if she saw the hand of her husband beckoning, in the vista of the thousand ages of happiness of which the lover had written. Turn-About Heels. When a New York up-town shoe dealer was asked to repair a pair of boots that needed new soles and new heels, he said: "Will you have patent heels?" "What is the peculiarity?" "Thev are reversible.- Both ends of the heel are trimmed alike. The heel is secured with screws, and can be re moved by any one with a screw-driver. By turning the heel end for end after it begins to wear ofl'on one side, the wear is thrown equally on both sides, and the heel is kept square. Eventually the wearer learns to stand up squarely on his heels. They will cost 3011 fifty cents extra. N. I. Tunes. The d ameter of trees varies not only from summer to winter, but from day to day. They are larger from noon lo twilight the next morning than from twilight until noon: they are smaller in the winter than in summer. Water and the tap of trees expand not only in pro portion as they rise above, but also as thev go below, the freezing point. Low temperature as well as high promotes evaporation, and the trees evaporate from their branches in winter, and so the colder the weather the more they shrink. Prairie Farmer. The superiority of American dredging machines, which has been shown in the work on the Panama Canal, has led to orders for them by fourteen governments.' The last of these is from Spain. A drag-boat, with a 1 crew propelloi? of 100-horse power, five iron barges and two tow-boats have been called for to be used at the port of San Juan, Porto Rico. WOMEN. From an Unsentimental and Practloal Point of View. What is love? is a question which has been asked a thousand times, and which in spite of monotony Grenvillo Murray repeats with a certain freshness and emphasis in his new book, "Under the Lens." He treats the subject with a deckled dash of cynicism, like most fashionable writers of the present day. Love, he says, on the part of women is an inclination felt for a man who has made himself more agreeable than other men. He may not be a pleasant fellowlat all, butsonu physical or social superiority he posse ;ses lifts him tem porarily on a pedestal, where he lords it t il his very arrogance helps to com plete the fascination of the simple crea ture groveling at his feet. I have seen girls fall in love with the veriest cubs for lack of other male society. Don't tell me there was any deep sentiment in these attachments. " The girls wanted husbands; that is all. They were obeying the natural law which attracts sex"t sex, and the social law which bids a girl get married as fast as she can, lest she glide into old spinster hood. It a girl, after deciding to accept a genteel pauper, chances to allure a man who has it in his power to make her a bed of rose-leaves, see how quickly her eyes get opened to the beauties of indolence and luxury. Self-esteem tells her that she was not made merely for the study of that parsimonous arith metic whiclt consists in paring down baker's bills. Slie wants to walk in silk att re, and feols grateful to the tor, try- ins courtship, acknowl edges her right to do so. Who can deny the magic of fine linen, jewels, soft-cushioned broughams, champagne, and obedient menials upon a woman's mind? And who can not impute the still greater magic afforded by the prospect of eclipsing sisters and school friends who have married poorly ? Sometimes if a girl ha.s got hopelessly engaged to a fellow with a shrunken purse if she be so near her wedding day that it is impossible to break off the match without making a scandal pride and vanity will induce her to keep her pledge, and this will be simply because the plutocrat came too late into the field. If the two had started at the post together, or if the pauper had had but a half-distant start, the plutocrat would have run him down and come in first with flying . colors. Moreover, a woman feels sore all her life at having missed the chance of a rich marriage. The thought of it turns her sour and her wretched husband has uxorial peevish ueis and contempt poured upon him by the bucketful. J hat may he, but we have also in stances of rich men's wives who de plored not having married their firs loves, poor though they were. 'Which all comes of the contrariness of human nature in never being satis tied - with th p rodent lot," responded themisogynist emphaticallv. I he man who wrote the "Pra:ses of Poverty" Seneca wasn t itr indited his remarks upon a golden table, and had a couple of slaves to fan the flies awav. A woman who sits by her boudoir fire. with her feet well warmed, a novel on her lap, and a five o'clock tea, and cream and crumpets at her elbow, is very apt to dream that she was cut out for the part of a heroine. She gilds poverty with her imaginative touches till it looks all rosy. Her husband bores her, and she thinks of the other man who used to make her laugh and whose muscles were like whipcord. She at tributes to him talents which he never had, charms which she never discovered in him while she had the opportunity of observing him every dav, and she dreams of herself as fighting life's battles by his side and winning. It never occurs to her to reflect that the lot she renounced was that living upon mutton hash, and growing up into a dowdy slattern, worried, and perhaps bullied, by a man rendered cantankerous by failure in his profes- s:on. It is easy to be happy in fancy with a man whose ideal perfections one may depict at one's leisure. A woman is often found whimpering over a novel which porfftivs the life of a heroine such as she thinks herself to be; but just let her rich husband die, leaving her penniless, and you 11 see whether she doesn t at once set her widow s cap at another rich man sooner than partake herself to that like of struggling which she deemed so exciting when viewed from a distance. Chicago Tribune. URBAN GROWTH. The Eoormoua Aggregation of Population and Wealth In Cities. The enormous aggregations of popu lation and wealth are not confined to our coast-line cities, but are true of all centers of trade in the interior of the country. Recent statistics show that while our agricultural population has increased tour per cent., our urban or city population has increased nineteen per cent. The recent discussion in England as to the basis of representa tion in Parliament under the new Dis tribution Bill have revealed som curious facts. The vast majority of members of Parliament will be from the cities, for the reason that theBrit'sh Islands are now dominated by groups of populated centers. It has been found that the rural districts proper have de creased in number, that the villages and small towns contain fewer inhabitants, but there has been an enormous increase' in cities of 100,000 population and over. But the heaviest percentage of growth has been in the very largest cities like London, but more particularly in the suburbs the ring of towns immediately 1 a. J. - j T , . ... m adjacent to ine large cities, ine su perior attractiveness of great cities over rural districts to human beings is be cause man is naturally gregarious he longs to be with his fellows. The mul tiplication and diversity of Modern industries permit men and women to follow their natural bent, which is, to make their way to the most at tractive of the human hives. This ten dency to aggregate in large centers of population is as marked on the continent 'of Europs as it is in the British Isles and the United States. ? Demotes? s Monthly. Vice Chancellor Sir Jame3 Bacon, who celebrated hia eighty-sefenth birth day recently, is the oldest Judge on the English bench. 1 LOVE AND SUN SPOTS. lSIll Xv. After an Kihauttive Discussion Saya He. Can't Explain .Them. This luminou? body! 02,000,000 miles from the earth, though there have been mornings this winter when seemed to me' that it was further than that. A railway train going at the rate of 40 miles per hour would be 263 years going there, to say nothing of stopping for fuel or water, or stopping on side tracks to wait for freight trains to pass. Several years ago it was discovered that a slio-ht error had been made in the cal culation of the sun's distance from the earth, and owing to a misplaced loga rithm, or something of that kind, a mis take of 3,000,000 miles was made in the result People can not be too carefu iu such matters. Supposing that on the strength of the information contained in the old time-table a man should start out with only provisions, sufficient to take him 89,000,000 miles, and shouh then find that 3,000,000 miles stil stretched out ahead of him. He wouh: then have to buy fresh figs of the train boy in order to sustain lite. Xhmk o buying nice fresh figs on a tr In that had been en route 250 years! Imagine a tram boy starting out a ten years of ago, and perishing at the age of sixty years with only one-fifth of his journey accomplished. Think of live train boys, one after fhe other, dy ing of old age on the way, and the train at last pulling slowly into the de pot with not a living thing on board ex cept the worms in the "nice eating ap pies!" The sun an not be examined through an ordinary telescope with impunity Only one man ever tried that, and he is now wearing a glass eye that cost him nine dollars. If 3-0U examine the sun through an ordinary solar microscope, you discover that it has a curdled or mottled appear ance, as though suffering from bilious ness. It is also marked here and there by long streaks of light called facula?, which look like foam flecks below a cataract. The spots on the sun vary from minute pores the size of an ordi nary school district to spots 100,000 miles in diameter, visible to . th nude eye. The center of these spots is a3 black as a brunette cat, and is called the umbra, so called because it resem bles an umbrella. The next circle is less dark, and called the penumbra, be cause it so closely resembles the penum bra. . There are many theories regarding these spots, but to be perfectly candid with the gentle reader, neither Prof. Proctor nor myself can tell exactly what they are. If we couldget a little closer, we flatter ourselves that we could speak more definitely. : My own theory is they are either, hrs, open air caucuses held by the colored people of the sun;, or second, they nay be the dark horses In the campaign; or third. they may be the spots knocked off the defeated candidate by the opposition. Frankly, however, I do not believe either of these theories to be tenable. Prof. Proctor sneers at the theories also on the ground that these spoti do not appear to revolve so last as tne sun. This, however, I am prepared to ex plain upon the theory that this might ba the result of delay's in the returns. However, I am free to confess that speculative science is filled with . the in tangible. ' ' The sun revolves upon his or her axle tree, as the case may be, ones in twen tv-live to twenty-eight of our days, so that a man would have almost two years to pay a thirty-day note. We should so live that when 'we come to die we may go at once to the sun. Regarding the sun s temperature. bir John Ilerschel says that it is sum cient to melt a shell of ice covering its entire surface to a depth of forty feet. I do not know whether he made this ex periment personally or hired a man to do it for him. The sun is like the star snanled banner as it is "?till there" You get up to-morrow morning just before sun jise and look away toward the east, and keep on looking in that direction, and at last you will see a fine sight, if what I have been told is true. If the sunrise is as grand as the sunset it must, indeed, be one of nature s most sublime phenomena. The sun is the great source of light and heat for our earth. If the sim were to go somewhere for a few weeks for relaxation and rest it would be a cold day for us. The moon, too, would be useless, for' she is largely de pendent on the sun. Animal life would soon cease and real estate would be come depressed in price. We owe very much 01 our enjoyment to the sun, and not many years ago there were a large number of people who worshiped the sun. When a man showed signs of emotional insanity, they took him up on the observatory of the temple and sacrinced mm to tne sun. xhey were a very prosperous and happy people. If the conqueror had not come among them with civilization and guns and grand juries they would have been very happy, indeed. Bill Nye, in Bur lington Iiawkeye. General Gordon. WThile Gordon was in command of the fort at Gravesend, previous to his representing England at the Confer ence hell at Constantinople in 1871, he had occasion to read up his French with a professor, who relates the fol lowing incident, of which he was a witness: Toward the end of 1871 an ex-oflicer of the Chinese Legion pre sented himself at the Fort House and asked to see the General. On his card being given to Gordon, he threw , it from him with disgust, and his anger was so great that for a few seconds he was speechless. When he was some what calmer, he expressed his feelings in the following words: " leu that man to enter if he wishes me to blow out his brains." This would seem violent, but when it is known that the officer in question had deserted his colors and joined the rebels against whom Gordon was fighting in China, the righteous indignation of the Gen eral can ba understood. The servant, who knew his master, repeated the message, word for word, and the offi cer took his leave as quickly as possi We. N. Y. Evening Tost. LATE FASHIONS. Fashionable Fabrics and Methods of Wear ingr Them. Tricotrine is a fashionable dre fabric very popular abroad. It is now the fashion to braid the Langtry knot of hair worn low in the nape of the neck. ' A-new violet blue, shading to purple, is a new shade called Yenx Dagmar, after the deep peculiar color of the eyes of the Empress of Austria, formerly Princess Dagmar. The short Russian and the rounding zouave jackets, of the style worn by the Greek rahkares, are two natty and picturesque overgarments which are to De in n;gn vogae tne coming season both for home wear and for full-dress occasions. For the latter use the ma terial is of the richest velvet plush, or satin, richly adorned with applique bands, lace or embroidery; and for the former the jackets are made of fine French cashmere, tricot or cloth, or plain vigogne, trimmed witn rows of 6ra'd or velvet ribbon. basket simply narrow A very stylish evening dress made for a young debutante of this year Shows a skirt of cream-colored India cashmere, surrounded by three deep flounces of the goods shirred on at the top. Each flounce is tucked m rows o: three with a deep hem below, and edg ing the hem is an exceedingly pretty design in cream-colored Irish point lace four inches wide. The short cutaway jacket is edged to mateh, and opens over a pleated blouse vest of pale blue surah. Ribbons of the same delicate shade hold the loopings of the full cash mere tunic at each s de. Removable trains are sent home with most evening toilets. They are very useful, and if well-cut and arrangecf, should never betray their adjustable nature. velvet trains are much In vogue, ana, as colored bodices are worn above the skirts, black or white the add'tion of a train matching the bodice ettects an agreeable transforma tion when required. Gold and silver laces, used with dis cretion, are in high favor for ball toil ets. The purple shades, becoming so fashionable; harmonize beautifully with the pale gold trimmings, and silver lace, in its filmy exquisite devices, tones perfectly with the pale blues. mauves and pinks that are now so gen erally worn. Foreign manufacturers and modistes have made special note of the fact that Queen Victoria has ordered a number of pieces of Irish poplin to be included in the materials for Princess Beatrice's trousseau, . nd it is supposed by this that royr patronage wdl give a stim ulus to the sale of this . fabric. The newest makes are very attractive, both in their beautiful shades of color and also in their qualities, the surfaces be.-s. ing mot soft and glossy to the touch. Formerly, in spite of their excellent wearing'qualities, Irish poplins did not look worth the high price - asked for them. Now. beauty of appearance is associated with durability, and no bet ter combination can be wished for. White poplin is a handsome and econ omical fabric for an evening dress, as it will bear much making over, and also ta-res a splendid dye. The Queen, it is said has ordered a pale s lver-blue poplin, one of pearl white flowered with forget-me-nots, and a heavy, lus trous one of pure white. A pretty cutaway basque for slender figures is open from the throat down. with tiny buttons at either side. The full blouse vest of nierveilleux is held down bv a Swiss girdle of velvet or plush. The sleeves have a puff of mer veilleux below the elbow, with a bias band of velvet above and below. Quite frequently the edge of the cutaway basque is velvet-trimmed to corre spond. A pretty little house apron suitable for ordinary home wear is made of one width of goods in a rounding shape, sloping a little at the top and gathered in a belt. the apron and the small round pocket are edged with fine linen lace, four inches wide, and a hand some belt ribbon with bows and ends is tied at the left side. The novel part of the apron consists of a rcdora bib, which is shirred at the throat, brought down narrowly to the belt, and shirred again. A great deal of velvet an.d velvet rib bon will be used for trimming even the lightest fabrics both as to texture and color. Silk gauze, broche with velvet figures, embroidered net, dotted silks. merveilleuxs, foulards, both plain and figured, will also be much employed. Very elegant yet not expensive toilets are formed of a silk skirt which has done duty before, veiled by a very deep flounce of ecru lace. lhe bodice may be either of new silk, lace-trimmed, or of the same silk, cut low and veiled with a high bodice of ecru net A very stylish Parisian bonnet lately exhibited had a medium-sized brim of darkest red velvet with acrown covered with Angora lace wrought with pale gold threads. I he strings were of vel vet, and the trimming upon the bonnet consisted of a clu.-ter of deep red and jTellow tulips in shaded velvet on one side, and a graceful fall of the gold-run lace on the other, the airy waves caught here and there on the left of the crown with small jeweled orna ments of real gold. 1 Large clasps for handsome wraps of velvet satin or plush, of the new Japa nese brown, are made of real bronze, with antique and mythological heads, n raised enamel. A head of Bacchus is one new design, tlrs surrounded -by a solid wreath of vine leaves of silver, with tiny clusters of grapes made of rubies. Some of these devices are ex ceedingly expensive, clasps for sash buckles, tall mantle, and the like, be- ng made of real gold, or silver in lace work patterns, and handsomely carved slides in gold or silver set with dia mond, pearls and other precious stones. N. Y. Evening Post. Firm mother to boy Didn't I tell you that I'd whip you if you played in that water again, sayr cov xessum. 'inn mother Then why did you do it? Boy- Because I didn't believe you. Firm mother Never mind. You shan't go down town with me when I go, see if you do. Shortly afterward the firm mother and the boy go down town to gether. Arkamaw Traveler. PERSIAN MARRIAGES. T .0 .tir'hoil of Conlr.ictinsr Matrimonial A!.l.t-.iee In the Lund of the Shah. Love at first sight is 'Unusual in a country where the women are hub t- na Tv veiled, and a glimpse even oi a Ldy's l&a is seldom to be got t-aw by st atagem or by what is considered . ni iiio'bst the raV.ng of the corner of her vail by the lady herself. Shrot.dv d as thi is jfrom head to. foot in an im mense sheet of blue, two yards square, a yet further precaution must betaken. Over all this is placed the ruh-band or veil no transparent or flimsy di-vii e as in our own lace "fall,"! or the thin and gauzy yashmak of the Turkish belle, serviceable alike to triumphant and to fad'ng beauty. The ruh-ba:id is a piece of white calico or cambr'c, a yartf long, which hangs down 1 ke a long mask in front of the1 P.rs'an woman's face, when clad in her h"d..ou. and purposely unbecoming out-dour costume; which costume, sad to say, is also an impenetrable disguise. In it all women are alike. An aperture four incheslong, running transversely across the eyes, enables the Persian lady to see the way, and little more. .For even this aperture is covered by an elaborate and curious embroidery, between the threads of which she can only peep. But the Pers'an belle will j'et'lind a way of rewarding an admirer with a glance; and thus the marriage so care fully brought about by parents and relatives are not infrequently thw resuli of predilections slyly manifested. The out-door dress, being a d'sgu'se. cuts both ways, and the intrigante amu e herself with impuh'ty. j Certain marriages take place because in the eyes of the Orientals they are natural ones, such as the union of first cousins. The children have been 1 ke brother and sister from the cradle, and they are married as a matter of course; it is. their fate, and they subm't t' it. But outside these marriages of custom, and far more numerous than the mar riages of predilection to wh'ch we have referred, are the marriages usually ar ranged by "brokers." These brokers are old women who always kep them selves in a position to quote lhe stute of the market, which fluctuates. In hard times even g rls of good appear ance are comparatively a drag. In time of plenty they "rule firm." The marriage broker is eyer a welcome guest where there are daughters to marry, and also in houses where thy so'is wish to find a suitable (bride. The young people are not consulted by the broker. She deals with j the parent s, and generally with the mothers. Crafty as a horse-dealer, she runs glibly over the various advantages, meatal. phys ical and pecuniary, ot her clientele of both sexes. So-and-so is a steady, qu'et man. Such an one has brilliant pros pects has (important cons'dej at on) no other wife. As for Yusuf. how good-looking he Is! And Ilassnn, no man was ever so good-tempered. Of the other sex she sings the praises 110 less. The skill of Bebi as a house keeper; the wealth of the ugly daugh ter of the banker; the dangerous charms of the portionless Zulikha, i-hc can never say too much about Her ma'n business is to bargain for the sum to be paid to the father for his daughter's hand; a sum which Is usually expended by that father in pots and pans (all rf copper) and other utensils, wh"ch he presents to his child as her separate property, lhe dtta is being settled after much haggling, the 3-oung people are engaged, and the marriage-broker gets her permission, both from th parents of the bridegroom and those of the bride-elect Among the poor and the laboring classes the barga n 1 arranged on other grounds. The peas ant takes a wife for her thews and sinews, or her sk'll at weaving carpet or making cneese: wniio tne ur.ue- groom is or is not eligible accord'ng a he may be capable of hard work, o may hold some small office, or have a bit of land or a shop. Here the "mar riage-broker" is generally an amateur who conducts the negotiators puren from that love of match-making which 13 suexi a messing- w mo uunu. The akd, or marriage contract, i. simply a legal form; but it is marr.'ag and not betrothal. A few friends ar. invited. The bride perhaps a ch Id o ten is seated in a room with hr par ents and relations; over the doorhang- the usual curtain. Or, if , the ceremon takes place in one rooiii or Iho ope: air. the women are veiled. At tin- other side of the curtainj in ,an outei room or in the open air, are the .male guests; and hero squats the nioollah o priest of the quarter, who now drone put in a monotonous voic the niarr age contract, which has befcn previo:i.s! drawn out by him. "It )s agreed be tween Hassan the draper, who is vakce (agent) for Houssein, the son of tin baker, that he Houssein, hereby ac knowledges the receipt f the port on of Nissa, the daughter of Achmet the grocer." . Here follows a list of the property of the bride ii. lands, niomys, houses, catlle, dres e furniture, carpets, pots, jpans and so on. Always a copy of the Koran and certain weight of sewing silk are mentioned. This detailed account o' her property, constituting the woman's separate estate, her husband merely holds in trust during their cohabita tion. At death or divorce it goes back again to herself or her heirs. And it is this mehr, or separate estate, that ren ders secure the otherwise precarious ositionof the Eastern wifo in a po ygamous county; for the various things enumerated, though acknowl edged by the husband as received, may only exist on paper. Still he has ac knowledged them, and if he wish to put away his wife, or if they separate by consent, ho is bound to refund the mehr 01 which ho has legally acKnowi- oHcrod (kn roroit. or in ihta;-i her gaf discharge for the same. "And," continues the nioollah, "he acknowl edges the receipt of the aforesa d mehr." Then follows a I hum of de- ight at the extent of the lady's prop er t3r. "xou, Hassan, how do you sav as vakeel lor Houssein is this sor Yes. yei, I agree," mumbles Hasai "And you, Achmet. do you give vour daughter, Ladj- Nissa, toj be the w.;f of Lord Housse'n?" . "Yes, ye-, i igrce," replies Achmet, j the grocer. 'And you, Lady Nissa, are you there?" Yes, yes, she is here, moollah," re- rlei a chorus 01 women th ? curta'n. "And 3 0a from behinri agree, Lad N ssa?" Here tlipre is a giggle from the child-bride. . "Yes, yes, she agrees," comes in a triumphant chorus from the women. "Then," says the moollah, folemnly, "In the name of God the compassionate, the merciful, and of Mohammed the proph et of God, I declare you. Lord Hous--e u. and you. Lady N'issa, to be man an I wife." Hero the moollah puts his s'nmp or seal to the document; the various parties seal it too, it is care :u 1 witnessed, and formally com pleted. The moollah receive3 his fee of a few r hillings, and then, and not r -1 1 thi n, he hands over the document her settlement and marring! lines" in o.ie to the agent of the bride or lo her father. The legal ceremony is over; the young people are married fast fast as the Mohanimc dan law can bind. And, theoretically, ps yet they have never seen each other's faces. But really Hoinse n has had many a glimpse of tln'fa'r Nissa. Her mother lias often allowed iiim to see her child from bo hind a curtain or a cupboard door. All th's is understood. And thc3-oung people are now legally married. The we lding, as dist'net from the espous als, may take place the same evening. 1 week, a month, or not for years, ac cording to the age, rank, or circum-s.'a.-iees of the bride and bridegroom. M n and women feast separately; and after many water-pipes have been smoked, many pounds of sweetmeats consumed, and a plentiful banquet has I ecu disposed of, the guests separate. All prornisa to be present at the actual wedling. Iso mus.c, no rejoicings nothdig but what we have described seen at the ceremony we have de- ta h-d. St. James'' Gazette. AMERICAN TOWNS. A C'liancs Fur Improvement In Their Nomenclature. Li avid Dudley Field has been showing h in self to be a man of good taste and judgment by remarks be made in a re cent lecture on the names of American towns. Mr. Field objected to the man ner in which many places in the United States have been christened. The natural supposition, he thinks, would b j that the names were selected by a ha'.f civil'zed people. He pities the un happy lot of the inhabitants of villages ail!ited with such names as You Bet, Pop Corn. WTild Cat, Cut Shin, Big Coon. Toad Vine, Black Jack, Skunk Lake, Buzzard Roost, Cat Creek, Dirt Town. Doctor Town, Jug Tavern, Cow Skin, and Cut Off, all 0f.wh.1ch he found in the list of names in a railway guide. ucn names are certainly bad enough. They are striking instances cf absurd nomenclature because of their grotesque singularity. But they are not such violations of good taste as can be found among the pretentious towns of New York. 'When one goes among tl'.o Homes, Troys, Ut'cas, Syracuse.-. Ilhacas ami the many other classical ncm s that renders the map of that State ridiculous, he feels that he could go a considerable distance out of his road to kick the pedants who nained them. Of all names givm to towns, that of Rome, an imitation of the eternal cit) is the most inappropriate and absurd. There can be but one Rome. Its name appl e i to any other town or city is a rid culous affectation and conceit The New York' Rome through the pedantry of its founders missed an appropriate name, and one of which its citizens could be proud, in not being called Fort Stanwix. a designation sim'lar to that of Fort Wayne, which would have ass'jc:ate I it with an interesting revo lutionary event that happened in that locality. Utica, which as a matter of ta;te is almost as shocking a name to bo imitated as that of Rome, would not to day be a blcnrsh to the map of New York if its founder would have had good taste and sense enough to have adopte I the term Oneida, which is ap pro'T ate to the neighborhood. There is only one other name as applied to a modern town, and particularly nn insignificant town, that is pedantically as bad as Rome, and that is Athens. The nomenclature of places in this country is generally bad, but nowhere else equal in that respect to New York, where the idea seems to have prevailed that st'lted title 1 taken from a classical d'et'onary were just the thing. Mr. Fields recommends Indian names. They certainly have the ad vantage in point of originality, put muny of them are barbarouT in sound and almost unpronounceable, which is e'early object'onablo in tho name of a town. This is especially the case with the New England Indian names. Father Wells made a nice mess of It when he christened the ships of tho navy aft?r them during the war, mak ing the 1st of the National vessels such a barbarous jargon that it was enough, in connection with Republican manage ment, to ruin that branch of the Na tional defense. Mr. Fields very properly obiects to "vMle' at the end of the name of a town. . There is an unreasonable preju dice against the word "town," and a mistaken notion that the substitution of "yille" for it is an improvement. This is an error of taste as well as of judg ment "Town" is an expressive. euphonious and very suitable term. "Jonestown sounds better thai "Jonesville." There is more r ng in it, ami it is divested ot the absurdity of attempt. ng to ornament a very com mon name with a French termination. A new horror that Is springing up in town nomenclature is tho usu of the term "city"' as a'pl ed to ins'gn'ti -ant places. It is the oll'spr njrof ignorance. codoj t and bad taie. The 1'ost-oMiee Depirtment when asked to ue it iu naming post-oilices should tternty put its foot down on the monstrosity. What coiild bs more absurd than Smith Cily? It is about t me that a movement should be mud j for reform in the ap- plicat'oa of name to the towns of fhi.s country. lhe Post o iicj Department could do mii. li good iu this nutter. As tin town nomenclature now st-tml-i t is a diso.-deriv o'lection of incon gruous nam -s rang ng from Red Do r to Lome, m ik ng a map of the countrv as lud crous as a c.unic almanac. A t.r .1 . fw.'.I Is... Ir, t.AK.i ...... !.. 4 1. spect is opened, which sh mid be no ' longer neglected. ilurrtsbitr-j .('a.) air. 01.