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THE COLUMBIAN. THE COLUMBIAN. PtTBLISHKD EVEKT FRIDAY, AT ST. HELENS, COLUMBIA CO., OIL. BY . G. ADAMS, Editor and Proprietor Published Every Friday, at ST. HELENS, COLUMBIA CO., OR., by E. 0. ADAMS, Editor and Proprietor. Subscription Hates: One year, in advance ?2 00 Six months, " 1 J Three months. " 50 A Advertising Rates : One square (10 lines) first insertion. . $2 CO Each subsequent Insertion 1 00 VOL. V. ST. HELENS, COLUMBIA COUNTY, OREGON, JANUARY 2, 1885. NO. 22. THE CO M A I A 1 V II II V H A A M 0 THE BURNING OF THE ."WOULD. Franklin E. Denton in The Current. The morning clontb the Eat as young as when Adam and Eve, pure as their Paradise, Did hail its advent with their orisons. Fleets were upon the oceans, armies fought. And countless marts sent up their smoke and din; Lovers did clasp, and there were funerals, Men laughed, and wept, and their own shad ows chased There came no warning of the final day. Hurried the hours, the sun plunged to hi rest. Drenching the West in blood ! Outsprang the stars, But changed their asrect for the grief di vine. The god-like pity of their golden eyes Was gone, and each became a sneer of fire! The Even was afraid, and there did come ' .A paralyzing terror in the air. A horrid roaring of the brazen Eastl And, line a lightning-sandaled Hell, the fire, The avenging tire, rushed round the recreant globe: Rich provinces were shriveled as if leaves!' The rousting nations robed the earth with shrieks! The emerald Andes of the oceans writhed Above the el uds in their green agony. But all was over soon.' The radiant earth, A ghaitly cinder, a stupendous coal, "Wandered upon its ancient path. And then The bright orbs sparkled, and the great sun shone. And all the universe was pesc and joy! j For Discord is Time's illegitimate, But Concord, daughter of Eternity. WASHINGTON MONUMENT. The roil, 4ppearance and Construc tion Iu the Klevator. George Alfred Townsend. It is a majestic thing to stand below and look upon this wonderful shaft, which has, even at the lop, the extent of a considerable house, and at the base is, I think, sixty feet square. It has tost about $ 1)00,000, but more than a fifth of this was spent fixing the old foundations, so as to. render it sure that the weight of the shaft could be supported. One almost regrets to see this monu ment finished when he' thinks of the musical clatter made by the innumera ble workmen with their wooden mallets and cold chisels cutting away at the stone. The "Anvil Chorus" was hardly more pleasing to the ear. Ihe monu ment is not situated on very high ground. It is probably not more than forty or fifty feet above the tide. But it is in the very eye of Washington, inclosed by all the hills, and there are some beauti tiful effects from this noble shaft, which is, I think, over 500 feet high. As you go into Washington from the north you can see this shaft, now rising behind the capitol, which is on a hill, and the monument is about a mile further off. Yet the shaft clearly rises to the eye above the dome of the capitol when the passenger is some t wo miles off from the dome. TVe - slr-t is scn to move nearer and nearer tne dome, and finally stands right behind it, like a tall man looking down on a kite. Slowly the shaft passes off to the left, and seems to be working through the air. It is all made of a very nice quality of American mar ble from a little way out of Baltimore. This monument marks rather a new era in the building of great shafts. No other shaft now existing that I know of was constructed by the aid of bteam. When this monument was be gun the work of building it was either done by hand or by some small hoisting engine. The stones when put into the base of the monument were Very irregu lar in size, and that part of the work which proceeded somewhere letween 1840 and 1855 is the worst portion of the monument. When th work was taken up by a direct government appropriation the larg est and best elevator was immediately purchased and st up in the center of the monument, where it is to remain perpetually and carry up passengers. This elevator runs between trussed iron uprights, all open, leaving a frightful chasm between the open elevator and the sides of the monument. As you go up higher and higher, and begin to real ize the stupendous descent in case of an accident, a feeling very like hor ror ocurs to even a courageous man. The elevator seems to grow small and lean. The supports at the corners looks like straws. It goes up rather slowly, carrying the prodigious stone, generally about sixteen feet long by eight feet thick and wide, and when the top is reached there are four cranes of iron which seem to have the sagacity of the human hand. They reach for that stone as a blind man finds his bread on the table. When they take hold of it, in a perfectly noiseless way, it is lifted up into the air and brought down, aud then the crane seems to feel for the spot in the wet hydraulic cement where the stone is tnaily disposed al most without tho inti rv ntion of human beings. In this way the monument has litcrallv walked into the air. How Tobacco I Ilurnt. Exchange. Tobacco raisers and producers of other plants whose dried and curled leaves are of value in the market, will be inter ested in the latest explanation of the cause of tho brown discolorations spots of small diameter, in which the tissue is neatly destroyed that so often impair the value of their products. It appears that rain drops, after a shower of a hot summer day, act as condensing prisms to the nearly vertical beams of the sun, concentrating the ray upon the surface of the leaf just beneath the cen ter of the drop, and thus producing a I unit spot of diameter corresponding with that oi the drcp itself and of depth pro; oriionate to the intensity of the Leaf. For Ouildlng Partitions. Scientific Journal A composition of sand, cork, and lima molded into blocks is now on trial in Germany for building light partitions. It is said to have the advantage of ex cluding sounds better than ordinary brickVork, while being light and a good non conductor. But a composition of hard-wood sawdust applied to lath like common plas.er is eiicfipcr than the German method of const r.ictiug parti tions, is much lighter, and has other desirable qualities. One of the good old crusted jokes of the bicycle club-room is: "When a man Incomes a good bicyclist he say, 'good ty, sick lit.' " THE COLORADO WOOD-RAT, Xliat I.es Low by Day and Plays Practical Jokes by Mailt. New York Sun. I don't know whether people out in Colorado are bothered yet with what we used to call wood-rats." said a formci resident of that state, "but a few years ago, when I first went out there, they kept us in a perpetual stew. The wood rat is about the size of our com mon house-rat, with a tail nine inches long. It is gray on the back and white on the belly. There's dev iltry enough in 'em to fill a wood-chuck. You seldom see one of them, plenty as they are, for they lay low in the day time, and wont come fooling around at night if there is any one. stirring about, the house. The wood-rat is a natural born, irreclaimable thief. - What he steals for no one had ever found out while I was there, for he don't crib things to eat, and he distributes his booty throughout the country without regard, to his personal benefit. When lie steals something from one spot he will put in its place some article he has filc-lu d from another. '1 remember once I was building a shanty out in Pueblo, and had a keg of nails sent m from Denver. Work had been at a standstill for a day or so for ,want of them. I knocked the head out and left them in the shanty over night. Next morning there wasn't, a nail in keg, but in their place was a miscellane ous collection of articles, consisting of table knives, spoons, a tin saucer, sev eral stones, a number of chips, a buck skin glove, and, worst of all, a set of false teeth. "We knew at once the mischievous rats had been at work, and I set out to see if I could gather up at least a por tion of the nails about the neighbor hood. I found a man who had lost a spoon and had found a pile of nails in his kit. The owner of the buckskin glove had not been renumerated for his loss with nails, but some one's woolen sock lay in its place. By ami by the whole community was out looking up missing things' and dumping nails at my shanty. I got back about half of them, and the articles that had been left in their place were all restored to their owners except the false teeth. No one in the whole neighborhood had lost any teeth. The finding of the teeth came to be the talk of the country, and in a few weeks a judge over in a town twenty miles away sent a man over to look at them, as he thought they might be a set of teeth of his that had mysteri ous!'' disappeared, stating that they had been taken from a tumbler of water, in which they had been placed over night, and that a dead bird had been left in their stead. The teeth proved to le the judge's. These rats must have had a high old time with the judge's teeth before they reached ray place and dumped them in the nail k g.C """" "It used to be a favorite" pastime with the wood-rats to carry all sorts of refuse and garbage into the houses and scatter it about. I have waked up more than once to find some moist and sweet smelling morsel from the swill tub lying across my face, or a numlier of them piled on the bed covers. This peculiar ity of the wood-rat naturally led to con stant annoyances and misunderstand ings, and newcomers in the region, un acquainted with the ways of the animal, were frequently mystified, and some times frightened by occurrences. An Irish family once came to the neighbor hood, where they had purchased a little property. They had not been there a week before the wood-rats paid them a visit. Denny Ryan, the head of the family, placed his pipe on the table as usual on going to bed one night. When he arose in the morning his pipe was gone, and lying where he had left it was a tallow candle. Denny had no such thing as a tallow candle in his house, and no one in the house had touched the pipe. This aroused his superstitious nature. He re lated the circumstances with much awe, to some acquaintances, who, seeing some probable fun in store for them, did not hi form him as to the cause of the mystery. One morning, a few days later, Denny found his lost pipe in his boot, and the sock he had left there when he went to bed was gone. Denny de clared that there were ghosts in his house. He was thoroughly frightened, and wanted to sell his property. "A number of eastern men had got possession of some land next to Denny's, and his holding, they believed would in time be highly valuable to them. Un known to any of Denny's acquaint ances, they made him an offer for his property. It was less than he had paid, and in spite of his suj er. titious fear, he refused to take it. A day or two after that Denny found his stove half full of potatoes, not one of which had been in the house before, and the kindling wood he had placed in the stove the night before was piled on a table in the dining-room. With out waiting to entirely dres.v him self, he hurried to the parties who wanted to buy his, property, and closed and clinched the transaction at once. When his friends, who had been keeping Denny in ignorance of the ways of the wood-rat for the joke of the thing, heard of what he had been induced to do by the sharpers, they attempted to force them to cancel the sale, but as every thing they had done was regular, they refused todo it. Denny's friends, how ever, chipped in and made up quite a sum of money for him. If the wood-rat hadn't bothered Denny he would have been a rich man in a year or so, for his property became worth thousands of dollars."" Ciettlns Ahead of the Boy. , Texas Siftings.l "What is tho meaning of that red line above tho fourth story of your house?" asked a stranger of a man near Pitts burg. "That is a water mark. That mark shows how high the water was during the great overflow about a year ago." "Impossible! If the water had been that high the whole town would have been swept away." "The water never was that high. It only came up to the first story window, but the cursed boys " rubbed it out three or four times so I put it up there where they can't get at it. It takes a smart man to circumvent those boys." j Goldsmith: The first fault is the child of simplicity, but every other the offspring of guilt. j Hotels In Foreign Land. "IchaboJ" in Inter Ocean. The most expensive hotels are in the far east, where $3, $4, and 5 per day are the prevailing rates. There is no reason why this should be so, since sup plies are not extraordinarily expensive in Shanghai, Hong Kong, Singapore, and Yokohama, and labor is almost nothing. It is because public sentiment justifies such exorbitant charges. In most of the cities there are temperance halls and sailors' homes,' which are open to the general public, and will take travelers in for 1.25 or $l.r0 a day. Some of these are admirable institutions regular hotels, with reading-rooms, drawing rooms, etc. Next to those hotels of tho far east, I Bhould say that those of Egypt are the most expensive. The cheapest hotels are in India, Palestine and Syria. The most you can pay at a hotel in India is 7 rupees per diem, and that means the best accommodations which the Great Eastern at Calcutta and tho Esplanade at Bombay can afford. These same hotels will store you away on the top floor for 4 or 5 rupees. Of course in this statement I do not include the mountain resorts, such as Darjeel ing, Simla and Mussoorie, where you may pay 7 or 8 rupees per day, another rupee for your fire, and another for your khitmutgar, or private servant. The truth is that in India, Syria, and Palestine, there is no fixed price for hotel accommodations. The best hotels in the up-country of India will come down to 3 rupees, and those of the Holy Land to 6 or 8 francs. They expect to make their money out of you in other ways. They recommend you to curio dealers, guides, bazaars, and livery establishments, and get a commission on all these services unbeknown to you, which really comes out of your pocket. When the traveler strikes Greece, Italy, Turkey, and the European states generally, the hotel prices begin to bo established by tho room, exclusive of food, service, lights, etc. Oriental Wood-Carvem. New York Commercial Advertiser. The East Indians are naturally free handed carvers. Long before the Chris tian era the Hindoos beautified tho in teriors of their temples and homes with the most intricate work of the kind. The facility of carving has not left them, and a block of teak wood under their chisels soon becomes the bed of the most beautiful traceries and reproduces the flora of the east in all its variety of forms. The Oriental wood-carvers in one re spect are unequaled they have origin ality of conception united with a power of execution which is wonderful. They receive simply the suggestions of the ar tists on draughting paper with none of the hundred minutiae of background supporte and the like, which are neces sary to the workingmen here. There they in truth use their chisels as brushes, for their hands are firm. They are acquainted simply with the idea which is conveyed, and with one or two scoops of the chisel a lily or a passion flower or a pomegranate lies imbedded in the wood as though it had been wait ing simply to be picked and enjoyed. But while they are unsurpassed in what is known as emotional carving, they are at a loss at the broad sweeps which are required in the decoration of large apartments or halls. The Helplessness or Littleness. Pittsburg Chronicle. "Sometimes as I gaze into the great starlit girdle of earth and try to fathom the mystery of space, I am lost in the utter helplessness of my littleness," re marked Mr. Jarphly. "How impossible it is for the human mind to comprehend anything without a beginning and an end! It is beyond its capabilities, how ever cultured or brilliant that mind may bo. For what, then, are our little petty ambitions, spites, malices, struggles, and exertions? For what do we exist? For" "Got that wood chopped yet, Jere miah?" called out Mrs. Jarphly from the kitchen. "I'm a-chopping it' replied her hus band. "Well, you'd better hurry; I reckon it you have to go without your supper you won't bo wondering what you exist for." The Gulf" Stream Abnormally Warm. New York Herald. A comparison made in the London meteorological office of Atlantic temper ature returns from twenty-eight ships, containing 116 recent observations, with data for previous years, reveals the fact that during last summer the ocean in the gulf stream's course was abnormally warm. In tho area between 45 and 55 degrees north latitude, ex tending from theEuropean coast almost to the mid-Atlantic meridian, the tem perature of the ocean water during June, 1884, was about 3 degrees above the mean, and during July and August the half of this marine track lying nearest the British lines, was from 1 to 14 de grees above the mean. The Proof-Reader's Triumph. Chicago Herald . In 1827 Charles Babbago superin tended tho printing of a set of trigono metrical tables for the ordnance survey of England and Ireland. Only thirty copies were printed. The tables con tained ti, 000, 000 figures. They were prepared and corrected with the utmost care, and when completed were hung up in the hall at Cambridge university and a reward offered to any one who could find an " inaccuracy. Since their first issue in 1827 no error has been dis covered, and it may reasonably be con cluded that they are absolutely correct. Emerson' Knlet, Ralph Waldo Emerson had these rules for reading: 1. ' Never read any book that is not a year old. 2. Never read any 'but famous books. 3. Never read any book but what you like. It is probable that the last rule was formed when tho writer had acquired critical tastes. It would hardly be safe for all readers to follow. Kx-ICmpress Eusenle. The ex-Empress Eugenie now appears through much suffering to have become almost insensible to pain. Her face is pallid, her hair white, and the light i gone from her eyes." THE GOOD TIME COMINQ When Cheap Electricity Shall Hare Superseded Steam. ' Chicago Tribune. While the spokesmen of "the age of steam" are ringing all the changes on the glories of Watt's invention the pio neers of science aud invention are hard at work to displace it. Edison is now engaged in a search for a means of gen erating electricity directly from the consumption of coal. In a conversation with a New York reporter ho gives an interesting glimpse of what he is after and what he thinks are his chances of success. What he desires to accom plish is, to do away with the intermedi ary boilers, furnaces, steam-engines and dynamos that are now used in the pro duction of electricity. 'and to procure that powerful force directly from the fuel as electricity is now gotten from the combustion of zinc in the battery. In consequence of the complicated methods by which the coinbu tion of coal is now converted into electricity this agent cost ten times as much as it should. We now, as is well known, get from coal but one-fifth to one-tenth part of the power it contains. Edison reports that he has found no trouble in obtaining a slight current of electricity directly from the combustion of fuel, but he has struck as yet an in superable barrier to further, progress. Before this barrier his experiments, like the similar successes of Jablochkoff and some German investigators remain mere laboratory curiosities. He will give himself five years to unlock this secret of nature and will think himself lucky if he succeeds in that time. The description Edison gives of the happy results that would flow from the realization of his dreams of cheap elec tricity justifies his enthusiastic declara tion that tho inventor who succeeds in getting at it will do the world the great est material service yet rendered to man. The unscientific world, he says, has no conception of what such a discovery would mean. It would put an end to boilers and steam engines; it would make power about one-hint h as cheap as it is now; it would en able a steamship to cross the Atlantic at a nominal cost; it would enable every poor man to run his own carriage. It would . revolutionize the industrial world. The electric motor is the ideal motor for all kinds of work. What we want is some means of producing the current cheaply. Now it costs ten times as much as it ought to. When we discover the short cut from the com bustion of coal directly to electricity wo can heat and light houses, do all tho cooking, move all kinds of machinery, vehicles and boats do all the world's work, in fact, for almost nothing com pared to what it now costs us. There is a good time coming for somebody. There is another possibility in this possibility of cheap electricity which Edison does not refer to. Babbage, the great English mathematician and philos opher, predicted that if a power was ever discovered which could bo c heaply distributed from a common center to tho houses and shops of the working classes it would completely revolutioniza the tendency of fsieam to mass capital and labor in great factories and swarming hives of industry. "The de serted village would live again. Tho efficiency of production gained by the consolidation of multitudinous home forges, home shuttles, home shoe benches of the old regime into the steam-driven mills of to-day has been paid for at a ruinous social price. Happy villages have been swallowed up in murky factory towns, and the division of labor has been carried so far that every laborer is but the fractional part of a man. If cheap electricity will do all that Edison claims for it on the purely material side, and will, as Bab bage prophesied, reduce the inflamma tory evils of our congested industrial centers, its discoverer will certainly do the world tho most important material ser vice yet rendered unto men. Genilemeu at Larg-C Boston Bu "g?t. We have among us a class of men who deserve neither our commiseration, sym pathy nor pity, who are miserable by choice, and of no value in society. We allude to those who have lived a "life of penurious celibacy, until the property amassed by niggardly savings and self mortifying deprivations hovers over them by day and by night in visions of distrust, disquietude and fear. These are they who never listen to the petition of the widow nor tho cry of the orphan, whose charities end where they began, at home, if he may be said to have a home, who has no feelings in community with the world nor its families. We have one such in our mind's eye at this moment; he is a man who neither indulges in the vicious nor the innocent pleasures of the age; his life is as regular and monotonous as an eight-day clock; he is punctual in waking and rising, punctual in lying down and sleeping,, punctual at breakfast, punctual at his desk and tho performance of his regular duties, punctual at church, except when there is to be a collection, and then he is suddenly indisposed; punctual in his appearance at another's dinner table, most dilatory in making a return. He leaves the city in the spring, to avoid high taxation, having first bargained with tho selectmen of some county town that they will only assess him for about one-quarter of the value of what he really owns. He was never known to give candy to a child or to "tip" a servant. In short, he is a selfish, miserly fellow, but nevertheless a gentleman at large. Under Alaskan Glaciers. Exchange. After a visit to some of the Alaskan glaciers, Mr. Thomas Meehan states that beneath the Muir glacier, said to be 400 miles long, flows a rapid torrent, which he estimates to be 100 feet wide and four feet in average depth, and which runs summer and winter without inter ruption. At its termination the glacier hangs over the sea, and gives off ice bergs. Mr. Meehan remarks that the great ice-sheets have their lakes, rapids, waterfalls, hills and valleys; that the water ways change their courses at times through the melting; and that melting progresses freely in the sun's rays, but not in the shade. Philadelphia Call: Laugh at trifles but do it behind their backs, for the world is made up of trifle. Tea-Cup FortuneTellIng. St. Nicholas. i I have a friend who is quite renowned for her success as a fortune-teller through her skill in shaking and tapping a teacup until the grounds or tea-leaves in the bottom of the tea-cup assume in a rude way certain shapes or forms repre senting people, animals, and various other images which she professes to understand as referring in some way to the person whose fortune sh . happens to be telling at the time. I was present once when she told the fortune of a young lady. The prophecy and method of making it seemed to me to be very vague; but the gist of it all was that in a short time a young gen tleman of extremely prepossessing ap pearance would arrive, and exert a powerful influence on the future pros pects of the young lady. Wishing to discover what was in the cup to warrant such a forecast, I obtained possession of it without being observed. In the bot tom of the cup I discovered that the leaves had assumed a form which, with a little aid of the imagination, might be accepted as resembling a very spare, delicate and altogether debilitated young man. i With the aid of a teaspoom, and using a few other grounds of leaves that were lying on the bottom of the cup, I quickly changed the young man into a disreputa looking old tramp, with a big bundle on his back, and accompanied by a ferocious looking bulldog. Then I awaited the result. Presently the young lady whose fortune had been to'd took up the cup, with a blush of pleasure, to examine its contents. The moment she saw the dreadful figure of the old tramp she exclamed, "What a horrid old fright!" Then there was a great commotion, which was only quelled when I acknowl edged iy guilt. But I learned some thing, which was that with a little management and a teaspoon pictures of amy kind could be made in a tea cup. Personality In Handwriting. The Coun ting-Room. ' Persons writing naturally do so with out thought regarding the peculiar con struction of their writing. The hand operates the pen as it were automati cally through the sheer force of habit, by which all the innumerable personali ties are unconsciously imparted to writ ing. Learners and forgers think re specting their writing, and hence, the more stiff and formal style of their work; there is wanting the easy, graceful flow apparent in thoughtless or habitual writing. Lines show more of nervous ness and hesitancy while the whole con struction of the writing is more exact and formal; and, besides, every different handwriting abounds in wellnigh num berless habitual peculiarities, of which the writer himself is unconscious, and cannot, therefore avoid. Thus, two other insurmountable diffi cuties are placed in the way of the forger: First, to observe and imitate all the characteristics of tho writing he would imitate; and, second, to note and avoid all the habitual characteristics of his own hand. Habit in writing be comes so fixed and arbitrary (not to mention the great artistic skill 'required to exactly imitate an unpracticed hand), that I do not conceive it to by possible for any one to similate the writing of another, or to so dissemble his own writing, in any considerable j quantity, as to defy detection through a really skilled expert examination. ! The Japanese "Treaty Box." Boston Budget The pr- cipal object of the mission of the Japanese embassy, which lately ar rived at Washington, was to get a copy of the treaty between Japan and the United States signed by the j president. The original was burned in the great fire at Jeddo in 1858. The copy in Jap anese was saved. This they brought with them, and a copy of it not signed, and a letter from the Tycoon to tho pres ident, j The box containing these documents was looked upon by them j as almost sacred. It was called the "treaty box," and was never allowed to be out of their sight. It was a box three feet ! long, twenty-six inches in depth and eighteen inches wide, covered with red morocco leather and neatly sewed around the edges. There were three japanned boxes placed together and then covered. Around the box was a light frame, and when carried was borne on the backs of four men by poles. The embassy brought with them $80,000 cash for the purpose of making purchases. Their money was all brought from Japan in Mexican dol lars and American half dollars, stamped with the Japanese mark. They brought an immense amount of baggage, over eighty tons, which made four full car loads over the Panama railroad. ; They had fifteen boxes containing valuable presents for the president of j the United States. I Emperor and Worklngmao, Chicago Herald. A favorite amusement of j Dom Pedro II, of Brazil, is to leave his gorgeous turnout in a side street, and, accom panied by a gray-haired chamberlain and a stalwart lifeguardsman, walk the distance of a square or more to a manu factory or other establishment and sur prise the proprietor and employes by his sudden and unannounced j appearance among them. Of course he; is given the liberty of the establishment, and he takes his time in examining the ma chinery and modus operandi. With a kind word of encouragement and com mendation, he goes away, perhaps to pay a similar visit to another establish ment. These visits he makes impartially to the mechanical and mercantile estab lishments, controlled by foreigners as well aj natives. I The Oldest Dynasty In the World. Chicago Times. The present reigning dynasty of Japan is the oldest in the world, j It dates back 2,346 years, and its records are accu rately preserved for that time, j During this period the reigning houses of China have several times been changed, and all the nations now civilized, i without exception, have had thejr beginning. It is sometimes marvelous to reflect that any house could preserve! its integrity and occupy the throne forj such a period of time. An attendant in the treasury depart ment who can count 4,000 new notes an hour for seven hours a day is considered uniKiiallv dftxtarona. FLORIDA SULPHUR POOLS. Natural Phenomena In the Peninsu lar State Explained. Jacksonville Fla.) Times-Union. The Apalachicola Tribune explains the gr at smoke which has been puzzling observers for years, and which could be seen on any cloudless day ascending from the vicinity of Ancilla river, in Florida. Various efforts have been made to discover the supposed volcano, while, on the other hand, some have concluded that the smoke came from the camp-fires of some remnant of the Semi nole Indians. The Times-Democrat ex pedition threw no light upon the mys tery, the tall grass, bogs and dense un dergrowth impeding the progress of the curious. One .Capt. Asher is the hero who ar rivtyl in Apalachicola,! wiih thr follow ing information, which puts out the Florida volcano, and the romance is lost of the poor Seminole lingering in the land of his fathers. At the same time it adds to the attractions of the lovely land of fruits, flowers, and wonders. Perhaps from the sulphuric pools came the healing virtues which laid the foun dation for the legend that in Florida flowed the waters of eternal youth. Capt. Asher was in search of palmetto logs on the Ancilla river when he de scried the smoke or cloud from a point in the ; distance. Remembering the many reports he had heard about this smoke, he determined to un earth this mystery, if possi ble. So, calling his crew to gether, and picking up their traps, the party pursued their way in the small boats up the Ancilla river. They trav eled up the river, or creek, for it hardly deserves the name of river, for miles. After ascending from itsmouth twenty five or thirty miles, he fudges, he was brought to an abrupt halt by a rock bar rier in front. Upon investigating he found' that the river ended and was lost underneath tho ground. Seeing that the smoke became more distinct at this point, and seemed straight ahead, he had the boat hauled up to tho bank and sprang ashore, determined, if possible, to pursue his investigations on foot. As he sprang on shore he gave an exclama tion of surprise. Scattered at various points were huge rocks, towering many feet above his head a thing unheard of in Florida. Mr. Asher describes some of the rocks as being as large as an ordinary dwell ing and apparently hollow, containing much water. He describes them as being of a flinty appearance, and when struck with an iron or steel instrument to emit thousands of sparks. A mile or two further on were seen numerous rocks that were formed into round basins, their sides being smooth and beautifully polished. Mr. Asher sprang upon the top of one of these basins. As his foot came in contact with the flinty substance a hollow sound was emitted from tho rock. Calling for a pole, and it being handed to him. he placed it in the center of the basin. What was his surprise on drawing the pole to the top may be easily imagined when he discovered that the rock, being hollow, was filled with a strong sul phuric water. Pursuing their way through the bog, sometimes up to their knees, again on hard ground for some distance, then again scratched and bruised by the underbrush, and fighting musquitoes that seemed to resent this intrusion of their dominion, the little party had a hard time of it. Presently they" came to where the river issued from its underground covert and pursued its way onward, to again disappear in the bowels of the earth. Mr. Asher states that every few hun dred yards those pools would make their appearance, and from them would issue white, misty clouds that wouid ascend heavenward, seeming in the distance to be clouds of smoke. He stated that the water in these pools was as clear as crystal and filled with beautiful fish, both fresh and salt. He caught a great many of the flsh, and attempted to drink some of the water, but It was unpalata ble nauseating to the smell and taste. He spent several days wandering around these points, and he says he never before thought there was such a place in Florida. He discovered several rocks that he presumed would have answered very well for houses, being quite as large, hollow, and the walls as smooth as glass. Ho appeared to think it very strange that these monster rocks should be found in such a low, flat, marshy section. He says that the rocks are separated by a distance of 200 feet, and rear their black, grimy heads to heaven from a level plain of marshy soil. There are no indications of there having been a hill, much less a volcano, in this fection. and the smoke or cloud seen so often is simply the vapor rising from the sulphuric pools. Dress Kefbrm for Tien. (t r Ta.l Mall Gazette. Now, to my mind the dress, not of the time of William the Conqueror, or of the seventeenth century, butof just 100 years ago, was tho most suitable and mo3t manly tliat was ever worn by the male population of these islands. By revert ing to it, we should get rid of two incon venient and ugly portions of our present attire namely, the cylindrical hat and the almost eqaally cylindrical trouser. Tho man of to-day is too cylindrical altogether to be a satisfactory object to himself or to artists. That a hat (to say nothing of its shape) should be made of a delicate material, which requires to be carefully protected from the weather and ironed and brushed if rained upon, is clearly ridiculous; that a man's legs, in this moist and muddy climate, should be clothed in tubes of cloth which reach to his heels and form admirable con ductors of mud' and dirt, both inside and outside, is equally so. By simply going back to tho conical felt (not beaver) hat and tho breeches and boots of our great-grandfathers, we hould free ourselves at once of this inconvenience. And their caped frock-coat for riding and walking why not that too? It saved the shoulders from the wet, and was a warm and sensible garment in every way. - Keenness. A. M. Arn mid. Keenness in a man is not always to be taken as a sign of capacity, for :t i generally observed most in "those whr. are selfish and over-reaching; an 1 his keenness generally ends in that kind of penetration into other people's inteivsi which will tend to beneJt his own. PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL. Senator Bayard is a man of family. He has nine daughters and three sons. AT. Y. Sun. A colored girl at Saratoga wears ten thousand dollars' worth of diamonds when she is dressed up. Troy Times. Rube Allen, the oldest engineer on the New York Central, has completed his forty years as a passenger . locomo tive driver. Buffalo Express. Ulysses S. Grant, jr., has turned farmer, and moved to the farm of his brother Jesse, in Pennsylvania, where he will goin to the business of raising horses. A". 1. Times. D.'L. Moody denies the report that Ira D. Sankey, his co-laborer, will never be able to sing again. He reports tho physicians as saying that the singing evangelist will be nlrnhtHgaJ&after a rest. Chicago Journal. The Rev. Edwards, the sailor preacher, contemplates writing- a his tory of his forty years of evangelistic work throughout, t lie United States, dur ing which he baptized several thousand people. Chicago Inter Ocean. There is a family of three brothers and three sisters in Auburn Me., whose aggregate ageg are five hundred and five years. Their ages respectively are seventy-three, seventy-seven, .eighty four, eightj'-six, ninety aud ninety-five years. Boston Post. "Steve Meek, the pioneer hunter and trapper of California," who first went to that State in 1831, is now at Reading, Col., eventy-nine years old, full of rheumatism, and, like most of the Cal ifornia pioneers, not overburdened with this world's goods. Denver Tribune. A Chinese physician in this country says that a very small portion of China men die of consumption, ' because, three hundred years ago, T'san Loo, a learned doctor, discovered that people become afflicted with the disease by breathing through the mouth instead of the nose. Five out of the twenty-one Presi dents were of Scotch-Irish lineage Jackson, Polk, Buchanan, Johnson arid Arthur; two of Scotch Grant and Hayes; one of Welsh JefYers u; and one of Dutch Van Buren; th remain ing twelve being of English descent. ATI. Tribune. Poor Rice the photographer of the Greely expedition, who died while on a journey to find some meat which had been cached while on the way to Lady Franklin Bay, said, as his last words: "Tell Lieutenant Greely that I tried very hard to get the meat, but could not succeed.'1 Ar. Y. Post. Franklin was married at twenty one. Mozart at twenty :five. Byron, Washington, Wellington and Bonaparte at twenty-seven. Peel at thirty-two. Wadsworth at thirty-three. Wilber force at thirty-eight." Luther at forty two. Addison at forty.four. And old Parr, for the third time, atoue hundred and two. A LITTLE NONSENSE. When a girl refers her lover to her pa he finds that it is harder to question the pop than it is to pop the question. A Burlington mother has a special room for administering corporal pun ishment to her children. She call it her box office. Burlington Free Pres. Clausa writes to inqure "What has given woman the reputation of being such a great talker?'' We do not know, Clausa, unless it is her mouth. Yon kcr't Statesman. "What wud Oi want wid a bicveh'?" said the ancient Irishman to the bays who had been dialling him. "Bcdad. Oi'd as soon walk afoot as ride afoot!" Chicnjo Times. Little Nell Oh, mamma, you musn't let. the baby lie in the suu. Mamma Whv uot. pet? Little Nell 'Tans' it'll' melt. Mamma -Melt? Little Nell Yes; mine iVtd. Phi'aiL'l phia Call. Papa's -woe They M no nvire In the parlor where Thfy h' ly tin' Klowtnjr jrriite. But they Piaiid uu I talk in thu xiurlitfbt fair, As tii'-y pwinjr on the old front jr;Ue. And the old man worps. hut 111- hitler ti.-ara lirinir never a biilm to his foul; It will cost him more for rut, ho fars. Than it did lust month for cohI. "The man "born tired,'' who is now too lazy to keep both eyes open at one time, lives but a short drive from the Twin Mountain House. Lat week a party lost their way. and hailed before his primitive dwelling in a c.ive. While directing them he kept one ey closed. "What ails voureye?'' asked one of the party. othin" replied the tired man"; "sometimes I keep one eye shut, and sometimes t'other." A'. Y. Post. They sat upon the shelving rock, while before them was spread out the rich and grand panorama of nature. "How awful! How sublime!" thought Miss Pensive; "and Charley's soul, like mine, is in sympathy with tho scene. He, like me, is lost in admiration. He, like me, feels that it were profanation to break the stillness with a sigle word." Involuntarily she turned her head. Charley whs fast asleep. A sudden and strange emotion tilled her bosom. List! She speaks: "Charley, you great duuee! Come let's go into the house!" Boston Transcript. m Food Talues. , Persons who fancy that in order to do a great deal of work it is necessary to eat a great deal of food, have only to look at the pedestrians in walking matches. The actual foot-pounds of work done in lifting the body and carrying it six hun hundred miles, or five hundred mile, in six days, far exceeds any labor ex- r ended in the same time by a craftsman, t is the most arduous, fatiguing and irritating task conceivable, and it is all done upon the least possible allowance of food which the trainers deem essen tial. Food values show their utter in significance here, for there is no recog nized diet for a pedestrian. His indi vidual likes and dislikes are, to some extent, consulted If our information is correct but as to "hygienic" methods, or nutritious values, so-called, the train ers ignore them. The facts are, the hu man stomach is a capricious and pecu liar organ. What one converts into bone, muscle and tissue, another rebels against, and no tabular statement can , be made which represents the value of certain food to the Individual. Meehan ical Engineer.