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THE COLUMBIAN. Published Evert Friday, AT ST. HELENS, COLUMBIA CO., 'OIL, BT E. 0. ID A2IS, Editor and Proprietor Advertising Kates : One square (10 lines) fint insertion. . $2 M Eack mbsequeat laeertioa 1 00 7 11 1 A . PUBLISHXD BVSBT FEIDAY, AT ST. HELENS, COLUMBIA CO., OIL, BT E. G. ATtAtfa, Editor and Proprietor. ScBsoKirnoN Raves: One year, i advaac f 2 00 Six aonthB, " , 1 00 Tki months. " VOL. V. ST. HELENS, COLUMBIA COUNTY, OREGON, DECEMBER 12, 1884. NO. 19. THE COLUMBIAN. '. The Taper Red. The Hebrew name for paper reed, or papyrus, L grioroiw which our transla tors generally . reader-balrusb. If this is so, then the i.iant Moses was laid in an ark of papyrus, not bulrushes, and thA niMnln tf P.titonii must. havp. made r-- tfteir ships of the same. The native country of the papyrus is Egypt. It is found ail along tie borders of "the Nile. The appearance of this reed, growing iu heavy clusters in com pany with others, is very graceful, the top "resembling an. elegant plume, but the want of lower leaves takes some what from it3 beauty when growing alone. . j These wavy, feather-like tops of the full-grown tree, which often reach a height of fourteen .feet in favorable situations, were used to crown the statues . of , the goddesses in .many, of the temple Vbf the East. The upright stem . was of : service irf thqT construction ot light vessels, wbiJe the solid part, near the root, was converted into soles for - sandals of thi? , priests, as well as cups and other "cyhameuts, which were; the more valuable on account of the scarcity of wood in Egypt. '""''-. Even' the roots themselves appear to ltave been used for food by the ancient Egyptians, but those who professed to chew it as a luxury doubtless mistook the sugar-cane for the papyrus as -the stem is neither juicy nor agreeable to the taste. But the chief and most important use of this wonderful reed was that it fur nished material for . writing upon. Ot all the ingenious contrivances in earlier days, there was nothing-like the sheets of papyrus, the original manufacture of, which is described as'follows: ' The . reed was ut 'into strips, each sufficient for a page, and then careful Im peded, at its entire? length, as far in ward toward the core as possible, so as to make a tolerably wide strip. ! ' Several of thew" strips were laid tc- ' gether, to make the' breadth of a page. These pages were then coVered oyer with simple gam, animal glue or flour paste. - The first layer of papyrus being drv, & second layer was placed transversely upon it, that the fibres might cross each other, like the threads of woven cloth. The sheets were then beaten, and a strong pressure applied to render them smooth and ready for use. "lAmonc the ancient jo-vntians ; the word for papyrus was biblos, and is pre served in the name for the most vener able book in the world the Bible. The beautiful substance called "rice paper," of which artificial flowers are made, and on Which are sometimes " painted exquisite flowers in most deli cate designs, is cut in the same manner from the pith of a rush growing in great abundance in the waters ol the Ganges. - The- fishermen there tie bundles of these, rues-together, and use them as s "flonlVTor ifeirrrnshViTtr mTs. " ' The mast ancient Italians as well as East Indians appear to have used linen cloth to write upon, so prepared as to retain the marks of the pen, and there . are ancient books in existence even now written upon the folds of palm leaves. With regard to Egyptian rope, the tibers at the bottom of the palm furnish a large proportion of it, but it was probably the finer cwd, twisted from the papyrus, that was emplo3-ed in the eurious laeing of those mummy cases, of which we have so often read, where the body was introduced after the ease was ornamented. Only the very rich could afford this expensive method of embalming. Important in ever' way as the papy rus was to this nation, in a tit of com mercial jealousy, one of the Egyptian monarch prohibited the exportation of this kind of paper, ami occasioned the invention of parchment at IVrgams, by Attains, its king. And yet ai do great distance from the kingdom of Attala the papyrus grew in great profusion, according to ancient writers, from the very source of the Jordan to the Lake of Tiberias, as well as at the Tigris and Euphrates. Not a single plant exists that has not at some time played an important part in the great economy of nature, even to the very leaves. As an ex ample of this, we see what the papyrus must have been to the aneient people before the manufacture of modern paper which is such a desirable substitute for all. I'tobbn Iay ft. The Dagger. "This pwnrd a lHjfi'r hnd his pairo That was but little for his air.'." We may infer also, if current tradi tion may be believed, that this page was a penetrating little fellow, very bright and given much to 'pointed ar guments, lie was, moreover, of an un certain age, which, as the poet says of females, may mean that lie was cer tainly aged. J Ust when the dagger made its appearance in the world it is scarcely possible to say, but the first glimpse we get of humanity reveals it tlourishing this weapon of offense, much esteemed for the silence and effective ness of its work. Under a multitude vi names poniard, skean, dirk, sti! letto, anelace, miserecorde, creese, kan jan or bowie, etc., - it has flourished, settled disputes and a flairs of love among the hidalgos of Spain, the kerns of Ire land, the clansmen of the Highlands, the Malays and the fire-eaters of the wild West. While its antiquity reaches be yond the earliest traces of history, it must be questioned whether, as is com monly accepted, Abel was the possessor of one which he used in the slaughter of sheep, the fat of which he brought to the sacrifice. If this be true, and the .Biblical genesis of man is accepted, the human family must have early developed an inventive genius in the direction of destruc tive instruments. It is probable, how ever, that Abel and many of his success ors used irregular-shaped pieces of shell or stone having no .semblance to what we call a dagger, the invention of which implies considerable advance ment in the mechanical arts. It is not questioned that from these flakes, of .-tone, bone or shell was ultimately evolved the idea of a dagger, but they were not daggers. The word is from the Hebrew, meaning to pierce, and to all the nations of the remotest anti quity it was a common and familiar in strument. With them, as with the com mon soldiery of late times, it served a multitude of purposes. With it they prepared the twigs for fuel, cleaned the food for cooking, used it to dig up the ground in planting, and as a spit on which to toast their meat or game, as well a& a weapon of offense. In Judges iii. 16, we are told that Ehud mane him a dagger with two "edges, of a cubit lengtb, which he girded on his right thigh. This was 1336 B. C, and a jolly little tickler it was for the ribs of his neighbors. History does not record whether he used it a a toothpick or not. It.was not until much later that the dagger was elevated to the post of honor beside the stford, with which it is now associated and enshrined in tho romance of chivalry. The Greek short sword, which madeihe soldiers so irre sistible at close quarters, was a species of dagger. At Rome it was fashionable to carry a slender dagger secreted in whips and cahes, and the -"Venetians, tender-hearted, charminpeoplemade use of a three-edged dagger of glass, filled with poison, which was broken off when used and the -blade left in the' wound. , The warriors of Gaul -were partial; to the dagger, which, under a name sometimes written coutel, was a regular part of their equip ment. The Scotchman's fondness for his dirk is" well known, and the boast of the Highlandman that he could drive his 'bonny dirkV through a "twa inch" board, is familiar to all readers of Scotch fiction.; Originally the dag ger had no 6hcath or guard to pro tect the hand, and these were not added until comparatively recent times, the guard first and after ward the sheath. About the thirteenth century the dagger became a fashiona ble weapon, worn by civilians, soldiers and sailors alike, as well as by ladies, and on its ornameution vast sums were expended. Gold and rare jewels dcked not only its hilt but the sheath as well, and it was worn suspended bychains of gold and gemmed baldric. In the four teenth, fifteenth and sixteenth centuries it reached its highest perfection both in effectiveness and ornamentation, and since those times no improvements have been made in it. It has been tried to turn the handle into a pistol, and thus produce a combined weapon warrauted to kill at both ends, but the innovation has not been favorably received. In the mode of carrying the dagger, Ehud, above named, was a little old-fashioned. It is now variously worn in the bosom, garter, and up the sleeve, and very bad men carry it down their backs or in their boots. The name dagger has never been pop ular in America. It is too old and in expressive. In its stead we playfully substitute "tickler,"' "toothpick." etc., while very staid people call it "bowie knife." Some gentle creatures, how ever, even here "look daggers." pre sumably because it would sound very unpoetic to look bowie-knives, ticklers, or tooth-picks. Industrial World. The Wo.Hon of Capri- The Capri women are almost in variably handsome and healthy looking. In the course of half an hour's walk you will distinguish in the women and girls you meet pure specimens of Plne uician. Roman. Saracen, Spanish and Greek types, survivals of the successive conquerors of the island. But what strikes one nio-tly is the statuesque gracefulness f the-sp girls in all their movements. However mean her oc cupation, whether it be carrying build ing stone or climbing a ladder with a pail of mortar on her head, the Capri ota girl will always be graceful, and the lines of her body in motion will always call up reminiscences of Greek art. This fact, together with the scenery of the island, the delicious climate, and the cheitfiiiess of living has made Capri a favorite resort for artists of all na tions. Several artists have wived with women of the country their for mer models and settled down to a strange half-wild ami half-civilized ex istence. Other residents who, for various reasons, have settled in Capri have likewise taken unto themselves handmaidens ami spouses from among the women of the country; and as these residents belong to all nationalities, with perhaps a majority of Anglo-Saxons, you may imagine what a curious, het erogeneous, and thoroughly unconven tional affair Canriote "society" is. A man who has had the force of character to cut himself otl'from the life of cities, and to come and live, vear in and year out, in beautiful, calm, and sleepy Capri, is a widely different creature from the ordinary mortal, for whom it is extreme bliss to take an excursion train to Heme Bay. where he sits upon the beach, binds a green bandana round his head, and reads the Morning Pod. All the foreign residents in Capri are characters who would repay study, and their ideas and manner of living would not prove an ungrateful subject for the novelist. London World. Greatly Misjudged. She "No, Mr. Blank, I cannot be come your wife. You are in earnest, I know," and you are wealthy and of good family; but I cannot trust my happiness in vour hands. " lion. Mr. Blank "But you will surely tell me your reason. It must be based 11 some mistake." Sue "It is not. I am a good reader of character, and I know from the hard lines around your lips that you have not one particle of true, kindly feeling in your eompoition. You do not even pet your pretty dog, which frequently tries every way to gain your attention' Hon. Mr. Blank "Dogs are not hu man beings." She "Well, then, to speak of human beings. As long as I have known you I have not seen vou as much as look at a child." Hon Mr. Blank "I will take my oath that I have fondled scores of children, and mure than that, I have kissed hundreds, nav, thousands of babies." She-"Oh! how I have misjudged you! When was it?" Hon Mr. Blank "When Philadelphia Call. I ran for office." In Mianns, Conn., there is a house built twenty-live years ago by a man named Van Xostrend, who has lived in it all these years without removing the scaffolding that was used in its erection. Only part of the rooms are finished, and it is said that the house was left in that condition to escape the payment of law's. Hartford Courant. FERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL. A girl at Phoenix, A. T., has been handicapped for life with the name of "Fan Rosa Beauty Spot Temptation Toueh-Me-Not." . Anthony Arnoux, who committed suicide in New York recently, was the first man to solicit baggage carrying from incoming trains. N. Y. Sun. Captain Jali3 B. Eades is the first American that ever received the English Society of Arts medal for successful service in engineering science. Chi- cago Herald. . - The mother;;oCharlcy Ross suffers constantly fromQmelancholy. She never expects to find' her " boy, and it wbuld .be a relief to he4olcnav that he was dead Philadelphia Tress.. , A. -Ex-United States Treasurer.Bpin ner is.now living in Jacksonville, Fla". He ':4,eighty-twoTears old.hale" and. hearty, tie spends a greater part of his time fishing and gathering shells. .The wife of an Episcopal clergy man in Minnesota is afflicted with a terrible malady! Her - bones have turned virtually into chalk, and are so fragile that she can scarcely move with out breaking th em. Chicago Herald. V Walter C. Squire, the new Governor of Washington Territory, is an Ohio? man by birth. He lived for years at Ilion, Y. and married Philo;Rem ingtonjs daughter. He has been a resident of Seattle for several years. Cleveland Leader. . ... ... r The oldest delegate , to , the demo cratic National Convention was Dr. Uriah Terrill, of "Virginia, who is ninety-two years of age served in the war of 1812, entered politics in Jackson's first campaign, .and went first to a Na tional Convention as a delegate in 1844 to vote and work for Henry Clay. Chi cago Xews. What was believed to be one of the pirate Kidd's treasure boxes was un earthed recently by a party of Italian emigrants near Berkshire, Conu. In a powder horn, tipped with silver and covered with hieroglyphics, were found some old English coins, a Spanish doubloon, and a piece o parchment. Hartford Courant. One of the most popular as well as the most useful men in Atkinson, Me., is John Hornish, who is a blacksmith by trade, but he is also a lawyer and the spare room of his bouse is his office. Furthermore, has a dentist's chair in one corner of his store, and when busi ness is otherwise light he practices the trade of cabinet-making. Boston Post. An old Indiana railroad man re cently remarked that ninety-live per cent, of the accidents which occur when men are coupling cars are through their own recklessness or want of at tention. In his large experience he said he had never known a half dozen cases where men had been injured in coupling cars if they had been duly careful. A'. 1'. Post. We learn from the Colonics that a monkey signalman manages the rail way traffic at Whitenhage, South Af rica. The human signalman has had the misfortune to lose both his legs, and has trained a baboon to discharge his duties. Jacko pushes his master about on a trolly, and under his direction works the lever to set the signals, with a most ludicrous imitation of humanity. He puts down the lever, looks round to see that the correct sign d is up, and then gravely watches the approaching train, his master being at hand to cor rect anv mistake. "A LITTLE NONSENSE. Patti's frieuds at home find her "dreadfully tanned." Probably be cause, when she came to this country, she left her Paris-all behind her, W. A. CrojJ'nt. "Did you ' ever keep a boarding house?" asked Jones of Smith. "Well, no; not exactly," was the reply, "al though I once boarded a Mississippi steamboat," Washington Hatcut. "Have you rgot the rent ready at last?" "No, ir ma went out washing and forgot to put it out for you before she left." "How do you know she for got to put it out?" "Well, she told me so." Chicaao Times. A Vermont girl, who has married a young man by the name of William, says that she intends no treason in affirming that hereafter she will follow the. dictates of her own sweet Will. Burlingtim Free Press. A barber says barbers nre forever saying something that it is the rich and not the poor man who becomes bald the soonest. The barber is probably right. A poor man's blessing you know. The less there is to inherit, the more abun dant the heirs. Boston Transcript. "Oh, when will my love come back ?" sings a plaintive poetess. That depends largely upon your own exertions, dear. If you will chain up the dog, hide your father's Tjoots, and persuade your mother that when the clock strikes nine it is high time all old people were in bed, you may hear something from the young man. Exchange. "Shall I sing 'When the Robins Nest Again,' darling?" she asked with a sweet smile as she moved towards the piano. "Yjes, love," he replied; then, after a moment's pause he added, "Al low me to call your attention to the fact that the robins won't nest again till next 3ear. She did not sing, and he doesn't go there any more. Sornerville Journal. HUMOROUS. An ostrich egg is worth one hun dred dollars. Does anybody know anj' thing that will beat an ostrich egg? Lowell Courier. Try an ax." Boston Post. When Fogg came into the room un expectedly Mrs. F. gave a scream and exclaimed: "You frightened me half to death." "Did I?" was the un'eeling reply; "suppose I try it over agaiu?" Uo ton Transcript. A young gentleman wishes to know which is proper to say on leaving a young lady Iriend after a late call good-night or good-evening. Never tell a lie, young man. Say good-itioru-ing. flurlington Free Press. "You are lucky," said a criminal lawyer to his client, a thief. "Am I acquitted?" inquired the thief. "No, not that." replied the lawyer, "but you will be the lirst inmate of the new pris on, and you will get a write-up as su -h." Oalreston Aw. A Story of a Tree-Fropr. One sultry night, in Indiana, I sat busily writing upstairs close to an open window. My lamp, placed upon my desk, attracted countless numbers of the insect world that come out to see their friends only alter dark; there was a constant buzz around the lamp, and many a scorched victim, falling on its back vainly kicked its little legs in the air. Suddenly a clear low whistle sounded from the window a whistle somewhat like the sound made when a boy blows into the orifice of a trunk-key. Startled for a moment, I turned my chair and beheld on the window-sill- a little tree-frog gravely , looking at me. His skin of an exquisite ;pale apple- freen jcojor shone in the lamp-light, earful that I might frighten him away, i .sat motionless in the chair, watching ua-4ntently. Presently he 'gave-v an other little whistle, as clear and sharp as a bird-note. , He .was evidently mak ing up his mind that I was to be trusted (a confidence not misplaced), and soon he cave an easy spring and was on the desk- before me. I hardly dared to breathe, lest he should be alarmed. He lookeJ at me carefully . for a few mmutC3; and then hopped under the lamp, he hegaji a slaughter of the insect creation, such as I had never before witnessed. He captured in a Cash any careless fly or moth thatcame near him, declining to touch the dead Ones that had cremated themselves.;- After half an hour's enjoyment of this kind, my : apple-greeiK friend hopped rather lazily across the desk, repeated the whistle with which; he had entered as if to say good,-night and went out into the dark. I proceeded with my work and soon forgot my .visitor. But judge my surprise when on the next night he again, appeared, again signaled his coming fwith his musical cry, . and again took? up his position under my lamp. !; - . For nearly three weeks did my small friend visit my. room nightly, and he and I became greats friends. House flies were his special delicacy. Stealth ily crawling up the painted wall, cling ing to the smooth surface with - the little disks, or suckers, on his feet, he would draw close up to his body first one leg and then the other, and when within proper distance he would dart forward ami, snatching the fly, would swing head downward, his hind feet firmly glued to the wall! Then, attach ing his forefeet, he would move on in quest of another. He never missed his aim. and he would quietly and calmly zigzag up and down the side wall after every fly he saw there. He became quite accus tomed to me, and would hop on my hand, and sit there looking at me with a grave composure ludicrous to be hold. T. Lancet) in St. Xicholas. The Sajrnenay River. The round trip from Quebec up the Saguenay River is about four hundred a-id seventy miles, and occupies forty eight hours. Leaving Quebec in the morning one is down the St. Lawrence about one hundred miles to Tadousac, the mouth oi" the Saguenay, at night, and is up that river to Chicoutimi. one hundred and thirty-live miles further, in the morning, while the next da is given to viewing the grand scenery- as the steamer returns. The great features of the river are its mountain banks, rising from one to two thousand feet, and this for seventy-live miles. The depth of the water in many places is something like a thousand feet. The steamer runs in close to Capo Trinity to allow the passengers a vertical look up the eli.l', and vou think the steam boat almost upon the bank of solidl rock. A pail of pebble stones stands on deck, however, for experimenting, and not a passenger can hurl one with sutfi cient force to strike the rock, so. decep tive is the distance. There are no lights on the shore for signals, and in a tog or thick darkness at night the steamers are run by the whistle, the echo of which, between the two abrupt banks marks the distance from the shore. The population of the Saguenay region is very largely French, and the ladies of our party found a good opportunity to use all they could com mand of the language, bot:i here and at Quebec, especially with table waiters, some of whom had but a mere smatter ing of English. In one instance one ol the party put back the joke upon a French gentleman, who politely cor rected a mistake, by citing the labori ous efforts of a certain Frenchman with English, who remarked: "My wife he be sick; the doctor she come.' But the last clause might be all rilit in these modern days. Congregationalisl. His Recipe. The old adage "Hunger makes the best sauce," was amusingly illustrated, some years ago, at a dinner-party in Philadelphia, given . by Commodore Bainbridgo. Among the guests was Silas Dinsmoor, who had been United States Agent among the Chcrokco Iudi ans. The conversation drifted upon the merits of the difl'ercnt brands of hams, and Mr. Dinsmoor remarked: " I do not think the quality of a ham depends so much on the brand as on the cooking." "Well, sir, be good enough to give us a recipe for cook'ug a ham," said Mrs. Bainbridge, a lady famous for her culinary skill. "Take a ham of any of the approved brands," said the guest, bowing to tho hostess, "wash it clean, put it in a pot and cover with cold water, place it over the. lire and bring it nearly to the boil ing point; keep it there until thorough ly tender, and let it boil rapidly a few minutes. Then take it off the fire, wrap it in a coarse cloth, plan; it in a knap sack, bind the knapsack upon ycur shoulder, then march twenty-live miles through the woods, taking a bee-lino over logs and brush-piles, and you will lin-1 the ham possessed of a most ex quisite flavor. There was silence for a moment after the guest had given his iccipe. Then there was a burst of laughter, as all saw what it was that gave the ham its appetizing flavor. Youth's Companion. Among tho nearly one hundred memorial stones thus far contributed to the Washington Monument is one from Vesuvius, sent by Mr. William Terrell, of Georgia. A Glimpse of Tunis. , j In the foreground, at a distance of seven miles, was the city of Tunis, sit uated at the head of the great salt lake which reparates it from, the sea Its houses and long walls were daringly white in the hot sun a characteristic whic h, taken in connection with its pe culiar shape, spreading out, as it does, between its two salt lakes, has given it the name of "Born--us of the prophet." On the right was Cape Carthage, and on the hills behind it were manv beau tiful residences and palaces, witli their groves of oranges and palm trees. One ef the most prominent objects was ' the chapel erected to the memory j of St. Louis, who died here at the time of the last crusade. Near this spot were the mounds indicating the situation of Carthage. In front, on the loir land which separates the lake from the bay, was the town of Goletta, with its anti quated fort, und?- -the watts' of which was the water - ' of thq Bey, 'with its white f wai "und green 'blinds. To the left w-;e the barren hills called the Lead Mountains- while in, the distance were the blue summits of the Laghouan range of mountains in dicating the position of Kairwan, the holy city -of North Africa, where the beard of the prophet is preserved In the bay, which can hardly be called a harbor, exposed as it is to all northeast storms, were a French gun-boat and several steamer and 'sailing vessels un loading into lighters. As no health offic er answred our signal, we concluded to look for him. Accordingly the party was rowed ashore, passing up 'the nar row passage which communicates with the salt lake. Here we saw tle 'small vessels with latten sails, built probably upon the same pattern as the piratical craft which ravaged the Mediterranean, and even captured ships in thej English Channel.; At the beginning of the pre sent century all the States of J Europe paid tribute to the Bey of Tunis, the last payment having been made by Sweden in 1827. The items of one pay ment by the United States in j 1790 are as follows: Fifty thousand collars cash; eight thousand dollars for secret ser vice; twenty-eitgh cannons of ciliber twelve, fo irteen, eight; seven thousand cannon balls; three hundred quintals of gunpowder; four hundred quintals of cordage, and a quantity of jewels. At this time societies were formed for ran soming prisoners: the usual price pa d was from one hundred to two hundred dollars, double the amount being paid for female prisoners. After landing we succeeded in finding the health officer, and after our papers had been examined we proceeded to look about the place. The town is small, flat, dusty, and unin teresting. It has one broad J principal street leading down to the railroad sta tion, with numerous small, dirty lanes branching off from it. The streets were filled with Arabs, Moors,! Jews, etc., of all shades of color. About jlhe coffee homes were groups of French and Tunisian soldiers, while the background was tilled in with pigs, donkeys, dogs. and camels. Here we ifirsti saw the peculiar costume worn by the Jewish women, consisting of a poinfed cap, a blouse reaching a little belowj the wa:st, and fght white trousers, with smail slippers protecting half the itoot. The women were, as a rulej very fat, and the whole e fleet was quite Cor. Boston Transcrid. j Striking. Military Berlin. One certainly sees more poldiers in the streets of Berlin than in those of London and Par's, but! one does not see many of tl. em, and j they form al together but a small minority of tho people one meets when jwalking about Berlin. And that is easy to explain; soldiers do not play at soldieijing here as French schoolboys have, done latterly. Fighting is considered bythe Germans a buiness, or a trade, j or an art as you may like to call itj which is to be learned very seriously, and which keeps thejyoungmen, who areinoens volens de voted toit. duringalmostthewholeday in their quarters or on thej parade ground. As to the officers, they art) nearly as much taken up by their workjas the most hard-working official, mercantile clerk, or artisan. The Lieutenant of the guards, who has nothing to do but to show his line uniform in the streets, exists only in the imagination of people who have never seen him. That aristocrats youn gentleman generally beg'ns his work at six o'clo k in the imornirg in summer and eight o'clock in xviuter five or six and is tired out when at o'clock in the evening ho has at last o-rifr. tlirnncrli if It. n not lie. eprtninl v. It who crowds the streets ot Berlin, lie has other things to do than to walk about even when he happens to be on leave. There is, howeverl something military to be seen in the streets ot Berlin at nearly every hour! of the day, which may have struck the Parisian newspaper writer.tho! gh k does not belong exclusively to Berlinjbut to all the larger German towus where soldiers are garrisoned. Every now and then, es pecially about noon, ! you will meet smail "detachments of sofldicrs four, six, perhaps ten or twenty tucn -marching from the guard-housb to relieve the sentries on duty at the palaces of members of the Imperial family, the re idences of commanding officers and certain public buildings such as the Ministry of War, the staflps office, the arsenal, eW. These soldiers, preceeded by a sergeant, walk in the middle of the street with long, regular, J quiet steps, almost leisurly. Suddenly a sharp word of command is heard. An officer or an Imperial carriage isjin sight. The men all at once seem to have been struck by a galvanic battery, and from that in-taut to move under some strange and irresistible influence. J With a kind of spasmodic jerk straighten them selves up to their full height, their heads and shoulders are thrown hack. their eyes are fixed on one and j tho same point the passing officer; the pile is held in a firm grasp ly the powerful hand, and the feet violently throAn (forward as by machinery, produce, as they tread the hard pavement at short, regular in tervals a loud and yet muffled sound, familiar to the native of Berlin, and which causes him to look those from whom it pro round toward eeds. Black- u-ootis jflaqazinc. J. W. Lamotte and James M. John son are two printers whoj the Savannah Sew; boasts, have served forty-eight and forty-nine years j at are still hale and hearty. the case, and "Peoples liar Changed.' - "Der clothing peesness,' he replied, as he wiped his face with a red bandana and sat down on a $2 trunk at the door, "vhas vhat you might call blayed oudt. ft vhas hard scratching to make a fol iar." "But people wear clothes all the time." "Oxactly, but peoples haf changed a gfod deal. Some folks vhas all for style, and dey go to a tailor to get a fit Odder peoples puy ready-made clothing, but so nianp of us vhas in der peesness dot it vhas hard sledding. Eafery man look der goots all oafer for cotton, und it vhas hard to decoive him." vWhat do you ask for that tweed suit?'' "Vhcll. .ny first price on dot suit vhas $14. Af;er I talk for ten minutes I drop to $12. . If der customer pegins to pull but cotton fibers I make der prico $10, at vhich I put . my hand on my heart und assure him dot I lose oafer tree tol lar.' .- ' "But L he doesn't take it?" Vliell. 1 go oudt und my vhife sells it to him for $9 as a great favor. Der vhas no more brofit in tweed suits. I haf to pay $4 in Rochester." "I suppose you make up on trunks and satchels?" 'Make oop! Vhy, man, it vhas dot part of der peesness vhat ruins me! Look here! Here vaas a trunk mit a patent lock and all conveniences dot 1 ask $4 io:. If I doan' get so much I drop to $3. If der shentleman says he look aroundt a leedle, I tell him to take it along for $2, but it vhas sooch a loss my children cry all night long." "They must cost you nearlv that." "Vhe'll I. haf an undo who makes ,der wood work, a brudder who puts on der lock, a sister wh ) papers der inside, und my fadder screws on der hinges, und by sweeping oudt my own store I vhas able to puy dot trunk for sixty cents." - "Do you ever let a customer go out without buying?" "Vhell, I doan' remember of sooch a calamity. If I can't sell him, my vhife comes in ami tries it. If she can't sell h m, her sister omes in und speaks like an ang A. Sometimes a man vhas sharp as steel. He vhants an eighteen dollar suit for twelve dollars. He knows dot we haf to sacrifice, peoause our stock vhas too large, und he hangs off und peats aroundt, und I finally close der bargain und assure him dot I leaf for der County House to-morrow." "And you lose " "Vhell, dot suit cost e $5.23 in Ro chester." "I guess you'll pull through." "I hope S'. You" see, I 1 f oop-stairs to sa-e house rent. I keep no clerks to embezzle from me. I use some kero sene to save gas. My rent vhas low pecause I vhas a good tenant. I haf aunts und uncles und brudders in tier clothing und trunk peesness. I vhas ac jiiaiuted with Vanderbilt and Gould. I puys when it vhas hard times. I dis count my own paper. All dhis vhas werry favorable for my peesness, and it vhas dose re isons dot makes rue offer you a complete- suit of dot French broadcloth for twenty-two dollars. I assure you dot it vhas der greatest bar gain in der world" "And that suit cost you " "Seven dollar in Rochester, but if you pay fourteen dollars faro to Roches ter and back, lose two days und vhas out four dollars for hotel bill how much you make, eh? You must think of dose things." Detroit Free Press. Too Much Stndj. Recently an English higher Court had be'ore it on appeal a case of as sault by a teacher on a pupil who had far led to learn certain lessons that would have had to be studied at home. Both courts decided that "home lessons set by tea -hers can not be inforced." The case has not infrequently come up for discussion in regard to our own pub lic schools, and, apart from the mani fest impropriety of teachers throwing any portion of their work upon parents and this is practically the result of home study -- mors serious objection is in the increase of the hours of study thus occasioned. Children, as a rule, do all the work that is good for them in school hours, and it is neither good policy nor wise culture to fore them during their hours of freedom, which should either be devoted to recreation, or to proper home duties. Two weeks ago a young girl living near Pittsburgh, Pa., committed suicide because of de spondency brought on by over-study and a fear of being behind in her class. The responsibility of teachers rests quite as often in tho necessity for re pressing the anbition of their pupils as in stimulating it. Certainly, whether a child be an apt scholar or a dolt, all t hat is right and necessary in the way of education can bo effected without either overtaxing or drawing upon time which should not be at tho teacher's command. Toledo Blade. A Pinafore Punster Punished. A young man appeared. before a com mittee of the Board of Education yes terday afternoon and applied for a pro motion from a high-school junior to a senior class. He explained with re freshing coolness that he was satisfied that he would have passed tho exami nation last term but for a most unfortu nate episode. Director Cleveland told the youth to proceed, and he said: 4 1 was absent from the class-room a min ute during the examination iu geometry and some one placed a ben pin in my chair in a position to do the most harm. There was mly one pin, but I got it, and uttered an explanation at the same time. The teacher said he never saw such a thing done with a 'pin-a-fore,' at east not when he was a bey. I said 'What, never?' and he Fent mo to the Principal for impudence, and the Prin cipal suspended me, and I missed the examination. I thought I had as much right to dig up the joke as the teacher had." When the high-school boy ceased the committee viewed him sternly until Mr. Moulder motioned him to retire. A vote was instantly taken and the boy's request emphatically refused.'. San Francisco Call. Statistics show that murderers sen tenced to prison for life live to an a beyond the average of those who hav to work for a living amid the exposuu of the outsido world. Wonderful Dakota. "Speakin' of the pcrductive soil," said the man from Dakota, "the half has never been told. The newspapers have gone jest as fur as they dared, an1 though they have shot away under the mark, the editors have bin denounced as three-ply liars by the hull East Pcr ductive soil? Why, pardner, thatdon't express it! I remember last fall I was walkin' across my claim an found ' a big log chain about twelve feet long. I dragged it into my shack, an' happened to notice a peculiarity about tho nook, the point o' which was in the form of a snake's head. All to once I remem bered havin' lost a steel watch chain about two months afore, an', pardner, I hope 1 may never see that claim agin if that soil hadn't tuk hold o' that chain an it growed to the size do scribed. Why, sir, it's wonderful!" He gazed around at the faces of tlie Herab' staff in search of Tpoksof doubt, but all being serene, he continued: "One evenin's jest afore dark, mv wife looked outen tho window an' said': 'John, I believe that calf's stuck down thar in that swampy spot.' 1 told her I guess not, an' we didn't give the critter another thought. When I got up next morn in an' went out to do the chores I'm a bald-headed liar from tho Jim River if thar wan t a full- grown steer a standin' whar that calf was the night afore, stuck fast in tho mil l. It was the soil, gents, tho pow' ful, perductive soil that had growed that calf into a steer in a single night. It beats the hull world:" He munched at his quid of tobacco a few moments and went on: 'We never think o' settin' hens on eggs out thar. We jest bury the egg in tho ground, an' the next mornin' we have a chicken big enough to kill for break fast. Jim Daniels, a near neighbor o' mine, is makin' oceans o' money rais ing telegraph poles. Ho jest sticks wooden tooth-picks in the ground and gives the soil a lick at 'em, an' when they're big enough for poles he pull 'em up. He shipped a car-load to Far go day aforo yisterday. That soil 'ud raise the dead. 'A few weeks ago my wife sail: Why, John, I b lievo you've took to growiu' agin!' I inea.C- ured myself, an 1 hope (abncl 11 miss me at tlie final round-up if I hada'tTgrow n six inches in two weeks. I couldn't account for it for some time, till at last I tumbled to the fact that thav war holes in my boots an' I hadn't washed washed my feet doorin' tho tiruo men tioned. The infernal soil got in thar an' done its work. Did you see that boy that was with me on tho street this mornin'? Looks like he was about eighteen years old. Wal, about two months ago my wife sot our six-months-old kid down in the plowed ground to play, an1 gent, I'll be billy dog-gone if But you wouldn't be lieve that if I told it. Yes, it's a won derful country, gents; a wonderful count ry!I could sit here fur a year re latin' actual facts, but I must rush out an' do some tradin'. I've got to buy a hatchet to shingle my barn with. 1 left my old hatchet out over night last week an" in the mornin' it war a full grown ax. Good-bye.' And begot up and walked out wear ing the meek expression of a saint. S. Paul Herald. The Host Tobac?o-ripc. If all pipes were equally durable, they might be classed, according to their merit, as follows; 1. Solt earthen pipe; 'J. Meerschaum; 3. Hard earthen pipe; 4. Wooden pipe; 6. Porcelain pipe: (!. Metallic pipe. The white earthen pipe, porous anil permeable to liquid, is put lirst, be-. cause it is a good absorber of nicotine: the metallic pipe is put last, because it allows all tho noxious product formed during the combustion of the tobacco to reach the mouth of the smoker. Tho meerschaum, which immediately follows the clay pipe, deserves its place onlv on condition that it is not too olf. If it is seasoned.it is as bad as a wooden or porcelain pipe. The seasoning of which poets have sung, may be full of charm for the amateur; to tho hygienist, it simply indicates that the pipe h:us had its day, and is now saturated with tobac. -o-j nice . and that it must bo re placed by another one, or bo passed through the lire to purify it, as is done in tho coffee-house of Holland. Every old pipe, browned with long use. leaves on the lips aud tongue an acrid and strong-smelling liquid which irri tate the tissue and corrode tho mucous secretions. When it has reached this condition, the finest meerschaum is no better than the meanest scor. h throat. Independently of tho sub stance, the form of the pipe has an in fluence on the proportion of noxiou ingredient which tobacco-smoke con tan.. Turkish and Indian pipes, in w hich " tobacco is burned slowly, discharging its sm ;ke through a liquid, arrest a large propo lion of the poisonous ingre dients. The bowl of tho German pipe retains the greater part of the oily products; the Dutch and Enzlish clay pipes retain less. Tho metallic pipes of Thibct, becoming heated, carry to the mouth not only brown liquid sat urated with nicotine, but also a smoko hot enough to burn tho tongue. Dr. Felix Brcmont, in Popular Science Monthly. The Compass. The compass is supposed to have been invented by the Chinese 2C34 B. C, or more than 4,.r(K) years ago. It was undoubtedly used by the Chinese at a very early period, being mentioned in their ancient book. It first men tion in European history was in tho twelfth century A. D., when it was said to have been used in ship at sea about the 3 ear 1100. The magnetic meridian was discovered by accident from tho incorrect poinMng or variation of tho needle, lirst noticed by Robert Norman in lo80. who found the variation to bo then 11 deg. lj min. cast at London. In 1 6."7 there was no 'variation there, and in 1815 it was-24 deg. 27 min. west. In 182 it was .explained by Dr. Halley in a paper to tho English Royal Philosophical Society, lie showed that the variation was duo to the magnet ism of the earth, which had what he then called magnetic po'es, difleriug from the ttirestrial pol . He also showed ' that the variation was not constant and differed in various localities The north magnetic pole is about -'0 deg. from tho geographical pole. The magnetic needle points tdthe north on both sides of the equator. .V. '. Times. '