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About The Columbian. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 1880-1886 | View Entire Issue (May 9, 1884)
AWAKENING. I think I coald do without yon. Perhaps, while the sky is fair; And the infinite smile of summer Glows in the golden air. When earth with its myriad whispers Breathes in the ear of day The secret of that great glory That awaits her far away. For, indeed, there are fairer faces That shine more bright in the sun; And voices whose tone, it may be, . More smoothly and sweetly run, And when over rale and meadow Peace like a mantle flows Who dreams of the distant battle Who doubts the- heart of the rose? But when to a night of sorrow Raises a day of scorn; . , When out of the smile comes treason, And out of the rose a thorn ; When the soul is sick with thinking Of the plots and wiles of men. Of life and life's long travail Could I do without you then! O, heart! more true and tender. Than ever was heart before; O, hand! whose faithful clasping Jlolds fast forever more; O, sweet, pure soul! unchanging Through doubt, and love, and pain, . Shall I, so flow to know you. Now know at last in vain! Behold I come and whisper, Weary, and bruised, and hurt; I plead for grace, not honor, For mercy, not desert. Will you stretch your hand and lift me Out of my own un worth? For I know I can do without you Never again on earth! HOOD ON THE HALF-SHELL. In one of the topgallant flats, At a rickety sewing machine, A worn woman sat. embroidering cats, In red and yellow and green, Working for daily bread, Through pleasant weather and rough. Till the tender grace of the days that are dead Seemed old and bald headed and tough. Work! stitch! snip! With thread ana needle and shears, With aching and quivering lip, And eyes that are cloudy with tears, Work! snip! stitch! From the dawn till the sunlight fails, -Trying her level best to get rich On blue cats with cardinal tails. aiaklmc Artlllelal Ivory. Exchange. A French paper gives the following description of a new process for making artifical ivory from the bones of sheep and goats and the waste of white skins, such as kid, deer, etc. The bones are macerated for ten or fifteen honrs in a solution of chloride of lime and after ward washed in clean water and allowed to dry. Then they are put with all the scraps of hide, etc., into a specially constructed boiler ana dissolved by steam so as to form a fluid mass, to which is added 2 per cent, of alum. The foam is skimmed off as it rke un til the moss is clear and transparent. Any convenient coloring material is then adde-l, and while the mas? is still warm it is strained through cloth of appropriate coarseness and received in a cooler, and allowed to cool until it has acquired a certain consistence so that it can be spread out on a canvas without passing through it. It is dried on frames in the air, and forms sheets of convenient thickness. It is then nec essarv to harden it, which is accom plished by keeping it for eight or ten hours in an alum bath that has not been used before. The quantity of alum necessary for this operation amounts to 50 per cent, by weight of the gelatine sheets. When they have acquired sufficient hardness they are washed in cold water and let dry on frames as at first.' This material works more easily and takes as fine a polish as leal ivory. Didn't Know Who It Ma. Croffut's New York Letter. At a dinner last week a New York physician of eminence whom I sat near told an interesting story of an English dinner. "It was some jears ago. I had come too late to make the acquaint ance of the other guests. To me was assigned to take to the table a lady whom I did not know, and whose name I did not distinctly hear. She had a hy face, and a gentle, sweet voice, and deprecating manner, as if she were bashful and sought to escape ob servation. To encourage her I plunged at once into the topic I had just been . discussing with a friend George El iot's last novel, 'Middlemarch.' Find ing that my companion listened intelli gently and knew what I was talking about, I said I had been pained to dis cover a technical error in my favorite . author's last book. I referred to the hospital scene, and showed that the doctor took a position quite untenable and unprofessional. I was much in earnest, but .1 quieted down whea I found that she agreed with me. After dinner my demure companion took a gentleman by the button and said : 'See here, dear, I want you to know this physician from America ; doctor, this is my husband, Mr. Lewes.' It was George Eliot to whom I had been explaining the incongruities of 'Middlemarch'!" Monffht to Reach the Reason. Inter Ocean. On one occasion "Wendell Phillips said to a friend: "I remember that after making an abolition speech in Boston one evening, I took a car for home. Next to me sat a man who asked me if I had been to hear Phillips. I told him I had. He then asked what I thought of the speech. I answered that I was pretty well satisfied with it. Slapping me on the knee he said ex ckedly: That fellow can make you believe black is white.' This set . me thinking. I knew I was capable of ex erting a great influence over my audi ences. In those old days I often stirred them up to such a pitch of excitement that it would only have been necessary for me to suggest that they should go out and burn a barn, mob a pro-slavery meeting, or do some other illegal act, and they would have done it. But I reflected that this wai not, after all, a very desirable influence. It would not be of any permanent value, for the next day they would repent them of their folly and be anxious to mob me for lead ing them into it. From that time I sought to reach the reason rather than the passions of an audience, and I know that the results were better, and my in fluence greater and more lasting." Intellectual. Arkansaw Traveler. "Let me see," said a young graduate to a highly intellectual friend, "was it Pope who wrote the Iliad, or was it the Iliad who wrote Pope ?" "Neither," replied the intellectual friend. "It was blind Homer who trans lated the Iliad." "Oh, yes, now I remember. I would give anything for your cleverness, but please tell me what is the Iliad any way?" "Why it .is a poem telling all about an old fellow who lived in a tub of water." "I don't believe that a man could live in tub of water, do you?" "Oh, no, but then we must not ques tion ancient mythology." TH03E THREE A0E3. i Commotion Caused la a Vame of j Draw Poker by a Doable-Decked Beer Table. New York Sun. It was a wretched night. The steadily fall ing rain was changing into sleet Colder and and colder the raw wind was growing. Only four members of the lodge Paul Ds Spotte, R. F. Bel lch ambers, John Dougall and Mr. Siccardi entered the meeting-room over Col. Schilling's wet goods store. Eight o'clock came and passed. Clearly there would be no session that evening. Some one, reluctant to go out in the storm, proposed to kill the time with draw poker. The table npon wh'ch they played was one of the German double-decker style, the lower deck intended to support glasses. Early in the game the happy thought occurred to Bell chambers of utilizing that lower deck for a different purpose. Gradually he accumulated three aces there, but not without De 3potte'n eagle eye noting the process. Bellchatnbers got a pair of kings and three worthless cards. He took three cards on the draw, but neatly stowed them away on the lower deck and replaced them in his hand with his accumulated "sure thing." De Spotte received a pair of queens in the deal and in the draw took three cards. Bell chambers, before the draw, had made it "cost a little more to come in," and when betting began he was almost ferocious in his demonstrations of confidence in his hand. Tho previously sufficient half-dollar limit disgusted him by its inadequacy. Dougall and Siccardi said that as far as they were concerned he might make it anything he liked, as they proposed taking a rest. De Spotte did not want to rest just then, but had no objection to dropping the limit. Beil chanibrs was happy. At length all the chips were up in the middle of the table, and De Spotte, resisting sternly Bellchamber's tearful appeals to be allowed to bet his 'ore and a coming invoice of goods, and other valuables, in a succession of raises, called. From the time of ie draw, Bellchamber had not once looked at his band. . Why should he when he knew so well what was in itf On the call he turned them over. The expression cn his countenance was frightful ti look at. Ha had only a pair of kings and sovei, nine and ten! De Spotte placidly t iraed his hand three aces and a pair of queens! "Vnere did you get those acesr Bjllcha:u Lers shouted, aghast and purple. Under the table, where you put them," De Spotte ans wered, with an exasperating smile. Dougall and Siccardi yelled with unhal lowed glee, while Bellchambers, rising in in dignation, proclaimed, "I won't play where such unfair advantages are taken," and went forth into the storm that was calm compareJ with the raging in his anguished breast. Characteristics of the Ex-Slaves. Hamilton Jay in Detroit Free Press. The principal reason why papers edited and conducted exclusively by colored men and exclusively for the so called benefit of the colored race have generally met with bad lack, and been s j short lived, is that the negro has no need of a newspaper. He is a lorn gossip, a natural news gatherer, and whatever he may chance to see or hear is at once scattered to the fonr winds of heaven, through the medium of such of his own ra?e as he may happen to meet. A hasty telling, a picturesque em bellishment, and away go the self-ap pointed couriers, happy in the posses sion of a piece of new that insures them a hearty welcome everywhere, and in vests them with a dignity ihey could not otherwise hope to obtain. Nothing pleases the negro better than a chance to talk, whether it be in the pulpit,' cornfield, street corner, or any other place whc e two or three of his race are gathered together. Tell him something important, and in less than twenty-four hours his neighbors for forty miles around have heard all about it, decorated with weird brilliancy of meaning the various passages it has traversed. No matter where the negro may be or ia what oc cupation engaged, if he can have some one to talk to he is perfectly happv, and evolves a quantity of wisdom, ludi crous and otherwise, that would make old Col. Plato, of the Athenian cavalry, turn pale with envy. The negro is a gregarious animal also,"and for him solitude has absolutely not a single charm. He will at a ay t'me walk ten miles for company's sake, and a chance to air his social, political or religious opin ions is considered bv him a greater favor than a glass of whisky with white sugar thrown in. He don't like to be forced to com mune with himself, at least not until he gets to be 100 years old; prefers stewed rabbit to a reverie and relig iously believes that in the multitude of counselors there is safety. Of the ten measures of talk that are supposed to have been thrown down from (heaven the negro got nine, and hs makes constant use of them on each and every possible occasion. JelT Davis' Marriage. :'Vr. L. C." in Inter Ocean. The scconl frame house erected in Trairie da Cine a was built by James H. Lockwood. This house was used for the garrison of Fort Crawford, and was the residence of various army officers, among whom was " Zach Taylor, then a colonel in the United btates army and commander of this post for about sixteen years. Also Jefferson Davis, afterward president of the Southern Confederacy, was then a lieutenant in the regular army at this point. It was here that "Jeff wooed and won Miss Noxie, a daughter of "Zach" Taylor, concerning which episode no little of romance and fiction has been from time to time written. But the plain facts in the case we find to be these: Taylor was strong.lv oppoteu to ins aaugnter marrying Mr. Davis, but the girl being of age repaired to Oalena, Ills., where she had friends, and Davis met and married her there, which greatly en raged Taylor, who carried this enmity in his breast till the battle . of Buena Vista, in. the Mexican war, upon which occasion .Lieut. Davis proved himself a gallant soldier and a true friend to his futher-in-law, Taylor, by coming iu from an unexpected quarter as a reserve to fill up the gaps made by his falling soldiers. This "coal of fire" softened Tavlor's enmity toward "Jeff," and they then and there shook hands over the past and were ever afterward the best of men-is." Chinese and Chickens. Portland Oreonian. It will probably astonish many to know that three-fourths of all the chickens brought to this market are consumed by the Chinese, and that nine-tenths of all the tame ducks share the same fate. Tho longer a man lives the more he finds out, and, instead of Chinamen feasting on rat pie, as he is popularly supposed to do, he has just three times as much chicken pie on his bill of fare as the white man, and nine times as much stewed duck. American Journalist : The lifa of a reporter is beset with temptations everywhere, more than that of any other man. Honesty .the fleet Pol ley. Detroit Free Press. "I wouldn't think of asking for help if I hadn't lost my arm in the war," he added, as he leaned against the wall and gazed into vacancy as if calling up an old battle scene. "I see," inusei the pedestrian. "Was it an accident iu a saw-mill or on some railroad? I always come down with a quarter for such accidents." The other seemed to struggle with his feel ings for a moment before replying: "Well, it was in a saw mill, if you must know, but I have been followed by hard luck. I 'ost my all by fire in Buffulo." "At what date, and on what street T The chap scratched his ear and rubbed the chilblain on his heel, but couldn't say. "1 am not in a hurry," quietly observed the pedestrian. "Take your time to think and give me all possible particulars." "See here," said the one-armed, "don't you believe my wife robbed me and ran awayl" "2fo, sir no, sir! tv hat could t-ou have had of any value? And, indeed, how did you come by a wife?'' "1 asked you for a little assistance." "Certainly. Now plefLe state your groun's." "I want to get to Chicago." "Nonsense I You intend to stay ricrht here ! That's no excuse." "Well, I'm hungry. I haven't tasted food for two days." "Bosh! Let rue feel of your pulse. The pulse indicates the condition of the stomach. Hold out your hand." "Say!" said the vag, in a desperate way. j vv v-vs w W tlU V a IU UTCaAA Ul UWt7 Z "Oh, yes, I do." "And that I'm most dead for a drink of whisky?" "Ah! Here's 10 cents! and buv vour fluid. Next time you want anything toe the mark aud speak the truth. You'll find a saloon around the corner." How He Captured the Old Man. Philadelphia CalL "Sir," said a young man entering an office in which was seated an old gen tleman, "I am a stranger to you, though well acquainted with your daughter. But before demanding her hand in mar riage I would like to ask you a few questions. "Certainly, sir; proceed." "About how much are yon worth?" "Well, I should sav my fortune would cover $3,000,000 at least." "Quite a respectable amount. How is it invested?" "United States bonds." "Ah, yes; safe investment; and the entire amount will go to your daughter at your death ?" "Every cent of it." "Quite right. Well, I have had some little conversation with the young lady with regard to our forthcoming mar riage, and she suggested that I had bet ter mention the matter to you." "Yon are both very kind," replied the old gentleman, meekly. "Would it be presumptuous on my part if I were to ask you who you are ? ' "Certainly not, sir. You possess that right undoubtedly. I am one of the directors of the New York Coaching club and will drive third in line in our Fifth avenue parade next Mav." The old man strujrled with his emotion for a moment and then, in a broken voicesaid: "She is yours, sir; she is yours. Barnnn'R Latest. London Truth. 1 I went on Sattirdav to see the ele phant. He is a well-proportioned beast, but he can only be called white by those m ho are in the habit of calling black white. I he only difference be tween him and other elephants is that he has a cream-colored patch with spots on his trunk, and one or two others on his chest, and that the tips of his ears are of the same hue and look like a sort of lacework. I have no reason to doubt that he is a holy animal; but, alas ! hi s presence in the flesh among us dispels one more illusion the sacred white elephants which the Siamesa worship are, so far as color is concerned, pio.is frauds. In Mexico there is a race of Indians with light patches on their skins. These mottled savages go by the name of Pmtos. "xoung Toloung is a Pinto; he looks like an ele phant with a slight touch of leprosy, with a coating of whitewash, however, and with a few priests in gorgeous east era rament to minister to him, I should think that he is likely to prove remunerative as a show beast. A Disappointed Patient. Philadelphia Call. He had sworn off drinking the first of the year, anJ not feeling very well, applied to a physician for advice. , "Your system," said the djct r, "iioe quinine,.. I woul.l advis9 you to take sty two ojucesA&put four times a day." "The Very thing, I do brieve!" exclaimed the patient. "I wonder quinine did not occur to me. And how much whisky did you say I should take with each donef "I didu't say you should take any whisky with each dose, lake tne quinine in the form or pills." Why He Swore Off. Chicago Times . Tippleton has sworn off. It came about In this way: Visiting the sample-room, as usual. for his poison with free-lunch accompani ment, be recognized the same sausage that he refused to eat at breakfast at home that very morning. His wife had given it to a begear. and the beggar had parted with it in the course of trade. Tippleton doesn't know how many times his free lunch has been made up from the refuse of his own table. Volcanle Dnst In the soonr. fChicasro Herald. 1 . o . It is reported that snow obtained in Scot land, Holland and northern Germany has been subjected to careful microscopical ex amination, aud there has resulted the detec tion of minute particles of volcanic dust. Similar results' in various sections of this country would prove almost beyond Ques tion the accuracy of the Java theoiy of the afterglows, which have been noticed in the skies for months past. Hhe Hans o Mweetly. TChiojLrn Tri hun. 1 An attache of this office recently heard a skilled vocalist sing "Wait Till the Clou Is Roll By. oiie renaerea it: "Wah tah the claw raw haw Jawy, ' Wah tah the claw raw baw, Jawy, maw aw traw law wah, With tab the claw raw baw " A A 1a mm ilwl rk BWMt.Iff n r i , I Vi .11. over the well-merite l applause that the cor ners of her mouth held a sociable un the back of her neck. What the Sou i! an Is Worth. fPnll Mall Oazatto.1 'ri..a niA tj Via 15 ftfl.'l fMiri'ariann and 40,000 Egyptiaus ih the province ; ii nsv Inaa frian 1 AT.fl ni-.mmnm.iil houses owned by Europeans and 3,000 by Egyptians, and the import and ex port trade is valued at 13,000,000 an nually Ttni-lra Tt r.ftn not be too often ra peated, until it comes into the currency . i i m . i. -1. a Of a proveru, 10 innovate is not to re form." Mush and milk sociab!ei are the rage in Ban Antonip. FE0M HEAD TO FOOT. The postmaster at North Buffalo. Pa., Mr. M. J. Green, says St. Jacobs Oil, the great pain-conqueror, cured him of pains in the head, and also of frosted feet. CATARRH. A clerovm.m in Wwlwrn. Ala., who had suffered with Nasal Catarrh for nearly twenty years, after using Compound Oxygen for four months, reports himself cured. He says: ' ,' " My Catarrh, which iras in the form o f an ulcer in my head, and on which dark green scabs constantly formed, and which had existed for eighteen or twenty years, is gone. No scabs form, and the disagree able sensation has passed away. My vocal organs are much strengtnenea. i preattt, now three tinit-s a week, and feel stronger and better in every way." Another clergyman residing in Massa chusetts, has used the treatment for Catarrh, and gives the following state ments of benefits received : ' I have ribw used your Oxygen Treat ment three months and will state results. After I had used it six weeks my Catarrh was much better. The gathering of mucus abated considerably, so much so that naw ting ' and spitting rareiy occurreu. I lost largely the sense of the presence of mucus in the nasal cavities. With the de crease of the mucus my voice improved, and my enunciation became more easy and distinct. can noirpreacn an neur without throat irritation, and enunciate distinctly and with ease." Mr. W. S. Sweet, of Taunton, Mass., publisher of the Family Journal, gives the following testimony to the value of Compound Oxygen in Catarrh and, Brori chitutt "I would like to sav a few words in favor of Compound Oxygen. Having given it a tral for Catarrh and Bronchial troubles, I was surprised icith its wonder ful curative projcrties. It - has dons more for me than any oj tne so-caiiea Catarrh and throat remedies I have ever used, and I can say I am now almost eri- tirelv free from either of tne above anec tions." Our "Treatise on Comvound Oxvaen." containing a history of the discovery aad mode of action of this remarkable cura tive agent, and a large record of surprising cures in Consumption. Catarrh. 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Bad taste in Mouth, Coated Tonirue, show torpid liver and dis ordered stomach. Allen s JLiilious Physic, vecetable remedy, quickly relieves all 25 cents. At all .Druggists. Redington, oodard & Co., Agents. Coughs and Colds. Those who are suf ferinsr from Coughs. Colds, Sore Throat,' etc.. should try lirowns tJroncniai Troches. Sold only in bexes. Your druggist keeps Vita Oil. If he does not, suggest that he sell out to some body that will, for the people must have it. "Rough on Corns." 15c Ask for it, Complete cure, hard or soft corns, warts, bunions. "Dr. Pierce's Magnetic Elastic Truss" is advertised in another column of this pa per. This establishment is well known on the Pacific Coast as reliable and square in all its dealings. Their goods have gained an enviable reputation. CATARRH A New Treatment whereby a permanent cure is effected in from one to three applications, iarucuiars ana trea tise free on receipt of stamp. A. H. Dixon & Son, 305 King street west, loronto, can "TlncHU-PAiBA.' Ouick. complete cure. all annoying kidney and urinary dis eases. 1. D K- tt Rheumatism, Neuralgia. Sciatica, Lumbago. Backache, Headache, Toothache, Bore Throat. w-l 1 1 n. prl njBrnU Barn. Nrnld. Froat Bites. ASO ALL OTllK BODILY HISS AKD Al'UKS. feddbr DnuUM and P!r ererrwbur. Fitly Cnui botU. IMrcctioni In 11 Language. TOE CnAKLE8 A. VOKI.F.Il CO. tlllillT - 4, YtxilUiK. CO.) BaUliora, Regeneration for enfeebled system. ulTeriiie from a cen- eral want of tone, and Its ukuoI coiioomit untfl, dyspepsia and nervousness, ia seldom derivable from the use of a nourishing diet and stimuli of appe tite, unaiaeo. a medicine that will ef feet a removal of the specific obstacle to re- newed health and vigor, that is a genu ine corrective, is the real need. It is the possession of this grand requirement which makes Hoatet ter's Stomach Bitters so effective as an in vorant. For sale by IrugginU and Dealers generally. When you come to tliiuk of It, It is not odd that literary eople rrefer 1'lP " clKr. It is handier to emoke vfben tbey are writing, aud ever so much cieauer. And then it trives them the true eeneuoe end flavor of the tobaoeo. . Tbf niort fartiuioiw Ktr.okeni anions; all nation" and all claBBert cf men airree that the tobacco grown on the tloMcn Tobacco Belt of North Carolina ia the mont delic ioufl and refined iu the world. Utrhter than Turkish, more I riurrant than Havana, freer from nitrate anil nicotine than my other, it ie Jiurt what the connoUwenr fralites and the habitual emoKer aerafmm The very choice. tobacco irrowu on thin Bolt in bought by Black wen's Durham Tocco Co.. an-1 appears In their celebrated Bull Durham BmokinirToltcco. It Is known the world over. Get the grauine. with Bull trade-mark, tbeu you will be sure of having, sbeo lutcly pure tobacco. rot IS I Am 1 HEREDITARY TAINTS. Some Revelations on a Subject Which Concern the Welfare of the Race and the II a p i pines of All. - (Rochester Democrat and Chronicle.) To anv one who has studied the laws of life, and especially those which relate to reproduction, an experience such as we are about to relate, will come with special force and interest. The transmission of certain mental traits of prominence and of certain physical traits of equal prom inence, are facts which all acknowledge, but which none can understand. The father may be distinguished, the son, an imbecile; or, the parent may be decrepit and unknown, and the child achieve the highest place possible to humanity. But through it all, there will be certain char acteristics, which mark the individual as descending from certain ancestors. Too often, indeed, these characteristics are in firmities and often of a physical nature. These facts were strikingly br ought out during a conversation which a representa tive of this paper recently had with Mrs. Carrie D. T. Swift, who is the wife of one of our most prominent citizens. The lady related that she inherited from her parents ceitain tendencies, over which she had no control, and which were in the nature of blood difficulties, assuming tne iorm or rheumatism. Her experience can best be described in her own words. To the writer she said : " I felt the beginning of this hereditary taint many years ago, in vague pains. which seemed to come unaccountably and at uncalled for times. They were annoy ing, exhausting, and interfered not only with my duties, but also totally destroyed my happiness. At nrst, tney wouia oeoniy transient, appearing for a day or two, and then disappearing; then again they would come in such violent forms, that it was impossible for me to lift a cup to my mouth.! Afterwards, my feet and hands swelled so that it was impossible lor me to draw on my shoes or gloves without the greatest effort, I realized what the diffi culty was, but saemed powerless to avert it. I finally became so bad that I was con fined to the house and to my bed most of the time. My joints pained me continu ously and my feet swelled to enormous proportions. Knowing that I inherited this tendency. I had about abandoned hope, when I began the use of a remedy, which (was recommended to me as a friend as being specially efficient in cases of a sim ilar kind, to my great gratitude, i iouna that it; relieved me, restored my appetite, and I lam able to say that now I have f;ained forty pounds in weight, feel per ectly well and am in the bestpossible condition, owing, wnony, to warners Safe Rheumatic cure, which was the rem edy I used." JNoj one would ever suspect, you naa suffered so, Mrs, Swift, to see you now," remarked the reporter. "That is what all rav mends say. uniy festerday an acquaintance of mine, whom had hot seen for some time, hesitated. before, speaking, and apologized by saying, " Why, 1 really did not know you, you have changed so for the better since I last met ybu, how well you do look." " Have you any objection to giving the namej of the party who first mentioned this remedy to you V "Not the slightest. It was Mr. R. H. Furman, the photographer." Thj newspaper man, after bidding Mrs. Swifti erood-bve. repaired to the photo- crraphic reoms of Mr. Furman, when, the following conversation ensued : " Have vou been a sufferer from rheu matism, Mr. Furman V " Well, I should think I had." " For how many years ?" " Twelve or fifteen." " Did you try to cure it ?" " Yes. I tried everything, and. at last. wentJ to the Hot Springs of Arkansas and nothing seemed to do rae any good until I tried) Warner s Safe Rheumatic Cure. " And it cured you, did it i" "Yes. completely." "And you can cordially recommend it?" "Yes, indeed, more cordially than any thing I have ever known of. It is simply a wonderful medicine. 1 believe that two- thirds of all cases, both acute and chronic, could lie cured as I was cured by the use of this remedy. In fact I know a number of tiersOns who have been in the worst possible condition, and are now completely well! wholly threucrh its use." The statements above made are from sources, the authority of which cannot be questioned. They conclusively prove the value of the preparation named and show that) even hereditary traits can be removed by the use of the proper means. Kay Tho Strongest and DestX THOMAS PBICTE. Analytic Chemist, pronounces the GIANT BAKING POWDER nearly one-third stronger than any sold on the Pacific Coast j San FjtAieciSf.-o. Septeralx'r 24, 18S5. II Ti BOTHIN, President Bothln MTg Co.: (Dear Sir: Af tr careful and complete chemical analysis of a can of Giant liaking Powder, purchased by us in open market, we find that It doea not eon tain alum, acid rhoephate, terra alba or any injuri ous substances, tint is a pure, healtlifnl Cream Tar tar Baking Powder, and as such can recommend it t consumers. WM T. "WENZRIX 4 CO.,' TVe concur Analytic Chemiat. R. BEVERLY OOTJ5, VL T., , J. Ijl MR ARB. M. r . Health Officer. ALFRED W. PERRY, M.D.,T Members of Sao W. A. DOUGLASS, hL D., VFranciseo Board AUO. ALERS, M. D.. J of Health. ; Manufactured by the BOTHIN MFQ COMPANY, 17 and 19 Taln Street, San Francisco. i Iodide of Potassium is one of the strongest of the minerals u.ie in mediciLe. and has produced much suf fering in the world. Taken for a long time and in large dulses. It dries up the gastric Juices, impairs digestion, t)m t.im&sh rpfnut, fnrwL ajirt the. Ttatient declines in halth and wtiiiht. Persons with Blood or Skin Dis eases s'aould be careful how they take these n moral iin. u n tnnat lnt.-ihns the effect of them Is to al most sxrmanently impair the constitution. To take the nWiA nf t.hMA nnfantaa vm offer vou a safe. snre. Prompt. and ne.rmant.nt relief from your trouble. Spe cific is entirely a vegetable preparation, and it Is easy r convince you of its merit. I have cured permanently Blood Taint in the thud feneration by the use of ftwifw's Specific, after I had Tost signally failed vntn Mercury ana i-owum. F. A. Toom ib. M. IX, Perry. Ga I A . . V..V vnn In. Via MnMt fit lilood Poison by the use of your Upeciflc after all other crcsiiueut naa laiicu. Jos. Jaoohs, uruggtsis, Atnena, j Our Treatise on Blood and Skin Disease milled free to applicants. Drawer 3. Atlanta, Ga. N. Y. Offlce; 15J W. 23d St. bet tith and 7th Avenues. WTLBOB'S COMPOUND OF PURE. COD LIVER ATT A TLTT T MH1 To One and All- Are von frafferlnK from a Cough, Cold, Asthma, Bronchitis, or any pf the various pulmonary troubles that so often end in ConsnmntJon? If ao. use "WrLBOR'S Pcrk Ood Liver Oil and Limk," a safe and Bure remedy. This is no quack preparation, but Is prescribed by the medical faculty. Manu factured only by A. B. VV ilbor. Chemist, Bos ton. Sold by all druggists. DOST KOKE n-UI BCT TRY Seal of North Carolina PLUG CUT. It is Better, Cleaner and Cheaper. I 1 THE PACIFIC BANK. This old and favorite house, as usual, comes forward at the end of the fiscal year with a brilliant showing, which is as gratifying to its stockholders as creditable to its sound and able management. Great as has been its success in the former years, the year just closed has exceeded them all in this respect, making this the safest, best and most prosperous bank in San Francisco, Cal. With agencies and cor respondents in all the leading cities in the world, facilities for accomodating the farmer, merchant, manufacturer and others, to any extent with letters of credit loans, for dealing in exchange and con ducting everyTbranch of legitimate bank ing business, and with ample resources, and, above all, the fullest measure of pub lic confidence, the bank is sure of even greater prosperity than it has enjoyed in the past. HOW TO SHOETEN JJFE. The receipt is simple. You have only to take a violent cold, and neglect it. Abernethy, the frreat English surgeon, asked a lady who told him she only had a cough : " vlat would you have 1 Th plague." He ware of Monly coughs." The worst cases can, however, be cured by DR. WM. HAUL'S BALSAM for the LUNGS. In Whooping Cough and Croup it immediately allays irritation, and is sure to prevent a fatal termination of the disease. Sold by druggists. A CARIK Toafl who are suffering from errors and indiscretions decay, loea will cure vou, waa discovered bv a mifigionerT in South Ameri a. Send self-addressed envelope to Rxv. Jo Era T. 1m kuif. Station V. New York. POLL TORPID DOWELS, DISORDERED LIVER, and MALARIA. From these sonroea arise Uiree- f onrtn s ox Hm diseases of the human race, be eymptams indicate theirexistenoe : low Appvtlte, Bowel eosttwe. Sic Bmmdm athc, fullness after eatSnsr, avrwrslon ts exertion of body mr mind E nictation of food. Irritability of temper, JLov pirlte, A feeling of bavin jiegleete! ome dnty IHzzLnesa.E'lattcrtna: at the Heart, Dots before the eyes, highly col ored IJrine, COWSTIPATIO.ty and de mand the uso of a remedy that acta d lrectly on tho Liver. AsaUvermedloinoXCXX'S PTX.LS have no equal. Their action on tne Kidneys and Skin is also prompt ; removing all impurities through tnese three acav enseri of the ivium," producing appe tite, sonnd digestion, rlfnlar stools.? e kin anda vigorous body. TCTT'S PILLS cause no nansea or grlptngjioi interfere with daily work and are a perfect ANTIDOTE TO MALARIA. Bold everywhere, 25e. Oflke. 41 MnrTayBtNY. tutts nam dye. Ghat Hjlik ok Whiskebs changed In. stantly toaGixssr Bick bya single ap. plication of this DTE. Sold by Druggists, or sent by express on receipt or $l Offlce, 44 Murray Strwt, Nevr YorTr. TUTTS MANUAL- OF USEFUL RECEIPTS FBEL PAPILLON SKIN CURE, A positive cure for Salt Rheum, Eczema, Erysipe las, Scrofula, Scaldhead, Tetter, Hives, Dandruff, Pimples, Plant-Poisoning, Ringworm, Sunburn, and all diseases of the cutaneous system by exter nal application. Inordinate itching of the skin is allayed at once by bathing thtey parts. For Pile. Cuts, Ulcers or Sores, no remedy is o prompt ia soothing and healing. It does not smart or burn. Is absolutely Tegetable, therefor perfectly harmless. Directions in ten languages accompany every bottle. PAPILLON CATARRH CURE Cures all diseases of the nasal organs, by insuffla tion, injection or by spraying, cleanses the nostiils and permits natural breathing. It is a specific cure for Cold in the Head, Snuffles, Sneezing, Wat ery Eyes, and Pain in the Head, Bronchial Catarrh, Acute or Chronic Catarrh. Rose Cold and Hay Fever, this remedy will permanently cure, as many testimonials certify. The applicaiion is soothing, not irritating. It does not smart. Directions to en languages accompany every bottle. PAPILLON COUGH CURE can be administered to infants without the slightest danger. It is a harmless vegetable syrup, very delicious to the taste, that relieves and positively cures Whooping Cough at once. It is a permanent cure for Bronchial or Winter Cough, Bronchitis and Pulmonary Catarrh. The many testimonial received by us, almost permit us to warrant a cure. It is wonderful how promptly it relieves a hack ing cough in children or adults. Directions ia tea languages accompany every bottle. PAPILLON BLOOD CURE. A specific cure for all diseases of the Blood, Liver, Stomach, Bowels and Kidneys. It is the prescrip tion of an eminent physiciin who has used it in his practice for thirty years. For all diseases ol the blood, as Aiuemia,Sick Headache, Nervousness, Female Weaknesses, Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Jaundice, Biliousness, and Kidney Diseases, this medicine is absolutely sure. Restores the blrod to a healthy condition, and prevents disease. Direo dons ia ten languages accompany every bottle. FOR SALE BY DEATH IcREAT SOAP WOWDER Manufactured by Allisoi Brow., IMiDDUtTOWi. Conk. No boiling is required, and but lltOe rubbtng. ON1 Cleanse the clothe Vnorougmy feilve this Soap a trial For aale by DIRT kn Grocer. PadAe Coast Agency. T, Roes, 123 California Street, ban Francisco. J.M.HiLSTEAD'S BeUegulating Incubator! From $30 np. . Rnnd for rlannrin- tive price list, eta Tboroagn Dreo TVnHrv BnH Ktrtru imi Brstdwsr. 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