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About The Columbian. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 1880-1886 | View Entire Issue (April 11, 1884)
t FICKLE FRAUDS. Nancy V. Culbertoon.1 Umbrella, novelette and shawl, lie carried one and carried all. And (rave th lady his free band To help her down upon the sand. The hnge ombre 11a leDt its shade To grateful man apd gracious maid; With all the world quite close at hand. They felt alone upon the sand. Some flimsiest web that fiction weaves She read; 1 idly turned the leaves. And so. it happened that their hands Touched now and then upon the sands. Her shawl was fluttered by the breeze, And both essayed the folds to seize, And so it happened that their hands Met once again upon the sands. She didnot mean it should be so, But be forgot to let tier's go; And she forgot to claim her hand. And thus they sat, upon the sand. The book was closed, the shawl blew wide. And as they sat there side by side They both agreed to fast lock: hands Ana walk together o'er life's sauds. Rome weeks passed by, and both again Were seated oy the sighing main: Alas! be held another's hands. Another hers, upon the sands. THE ART OF FINDING. A 31 an Who Make Ills Living by Ia.ecp.ns Ilia Eyes Upon the Pave, meat. New York Sun. "If you can get that queer-looking duck to talk, be may give you a wrinkle," said a io liceruau to a reporter, poiuting out a man whom the reporter had often seeu loitering around t be newspaper offices as the last of the reporters, editors, and comjiositois bend their steps homeward. His ae was probably about 45, although the weather-beaten look of his face made him seem older than he really was. His slight figure was bent forward at the shoulders, and his eyes were closely bent upon the pavemeut as he walked slowly along. " I don't, waiTt no competitors in my biz," be said, tbo' 'taint every one who'd have the perseverance or the gifts to follow it. I'm a finder, that's what I am, and I'm a mo nopolist," What is a finder" asked the reporter, i "I'm a finder of things that are lost ; that is I hunts for 'em a good deal oftener than I finds 'em. You ain't no idea how many val'ble things is lost every day in this city jewels, watches, purses, rolls of money, dogs and children. 2sot half the folks who loses thinks to advertise, but some dxs. They rush to the newspaper otlices, and I waits heie to get the earliest copies and read the ad vertisements. " Is it possible you find things that have been lost so many hours before f" "Some times, but not often. If I makes a good hit once in two weeks I'm satisffc!. J Hit as often I don't make one in a month. You see, the al. says very gen'lly, 'lost 'tween somewhere and somewhere.' Well I goes and I paces that district, and my eyes has got so sharp that they cau tell the glint of a di'mond or any stone from a bit of broken glass on the darkest night. Why, you and a lots of people walks over lost things every day and never sees Via You walks with your eyes in the air a fixed on the folks and the - windows, I or the pavement 100 fett ahead of you. Mine ia always close to my own feet, and I walk mighty slow. The gutters is the great place for lost things; they get dropped there by women who are alius iu a hurry eroding roads, or they get knocked iu by feel or dresses. Only the other day I was eio.viing a street aud saw a mud ly bit of cardboard lying in the gutter. Ten thousand people would have passed it by, but I saw what looked like a pin sticking i:i it. I grabbed its turned it over, and there, sure enough, was a a gold breastpin set with pearls stunners too." Uen. Sherman Mini pie Campaign Habit h. E. V. Smalley in The Century. Sherman's habits during his campaigns were of the simplest. Ho rose early in the morning, and was up late - at night. In the face of the enemy, five hours' sleep ufficied him. Before the reveille sounded, be was often in the saddle and out on the most exposed part of his line. The orders were always to arouse him at any hour of the night, if report came in. During the Atlanta campaign he set the example to his troops of discarding tents and reducing baggage to a minimum. There was but one tent attached to his headquarters, and that was used by his adjutant general and his clerks. With his stall he slept on the ground under a tent fly, which was stretched at night over a pole resting in the crt tches of some convenient saplings. It used to be said that his headquarters were in a candle-box, because one or two small boxes, emptied of the caudles they originally bad coutained, served to transport his papers. The soldiers called him "Old Tecuuis" and "Uncle Billy," tho latter nickname coming into general use in the army during the march to the sea. At his headquarters a iingle sentry stood guard; but nobody, whether ofiietr or private soldier, who wanted to speak to the general, was slopped. He always bad a cordial and encouraging word for the soldiers when he rode along the lines in front of the enemy or passed a marching column. For the details of military etiquette and ceremony he cared nothing: but for sturdiness in action and en lurance in bard marching, he had a quick eye and a ready word of praise. He was unusually communicative and outiokeii, unless his plans demanded secrecy. Sometimes his frankness deceived the enemy more than concealment would have done. After he captured Savannah, he snt a flag-of-truce boat to Charleston and gave permission to go upon it to the families of Confederate officers who wished to get in tide the Confederate lines. Among the ap plicants for passes was the wife of a Con federate surgeon, who told the general she wanted to go to Columbia, South Carolina, to join her husband. "Don't go to Columbia, madam," exclaimed Sherman. ul fcball be there myself in a few days with my. whole army. You are at liberty to tell that to your rebel friends in Charleston." The lady made haste to. communicate this infor mation to the Confederate commanders in Charleston as soon as she arrived; but all agreed that, if Sherman actually meant to march to Columbia, he would never have paid so. His advance reached Columbia a day after the surgeon's wife arrived. Xovel dirape Ntantl. Exchange. J Among the novelties in silver and glas3 which have lately been introduced in London, and one which was among the bridal presents at an aristocratic wedding, is a grape stand of artistic de sign, and furnished with invisible hooks, from which are suspended the richest clusters of the white aud pur ple grapes. The effect is good as a matter of table ornamentation, and the fruit is preserved in much greater freshnes-i than when the bunches are piled one upon another on a plate. Tits Very Iatet Ta-Ta Thin. Exchange. Another agony the portrai's of the family are now painte.1 on the "com pany china," says the artist. Apropos to this, the little "sweet 1C ornaments the sugar bowl, the "flower of the family" the bread plate, and the artist may, "in a mild way," pose the sharp features of the maiden, aunt upon the tea-pot, while the dignified heal of . the house gazes mildly up from tinder the edge of a quarter-pound lump of but ter. What next? THE POPE'S DAILY LIFE. HI Personal Habit and Mpeeeh Be reiving Visitor In the Garden -A Hi tuple Life. II Capitan Francaise.l One of our correspondents has had a conference with the Rev. Philip Barry, canon of the Cashel cathedral. The canon spoke as follows : "Leo XIII. is now 74 years of age. He is tall, thin and bony. His face is of an ivory tint, and his eyes and lips are very expressive and smiling. He looks very firm. Sinieoni says lie resembles Voltaire, but Leo XIII. 's smile is totally different to Voltaire's smile. The pope wears his age well and walks remark ably straight. He has snow white hair and very finely marked eyebrows. His eyes are wonderfully intelligent look ing, and his voice is extremely har monious. He speaks several languages as well as any professor of languages. He never says a foolish thing nor does a foolish thing like poor Pins IX.. whose policy was fatal to tho pope's temporal power. He rises early, and spends the first hours of tho day in prayer, and generally in his bed-room. At 9 o'clock he says mass. At 8 o'clock he breaks his fast with a cup of choco late, reading his correspondence all tho time. At 9 o'clock he receives Jacobin and tho chiefs of religious societies. At noon he receives those Roman patri archs who have remained true to lum and the embassadors. "At 1 o'clock he dines, his dinner rarely costing more than 2 francs, or half a dollar." "And he keeps so many cooks!" said the correspondent. 'lle is obliged to keep up a pe.i ranees," an swered the canon. "Once upon a time popes were great eaters and drinkers, and were given to every kind of ex travagance; but Leo XIII. is nothing of all this. After dinner he takes a lit tie walk in the Vatican grounds, or he visits the museums, galleries, etc. Sometimes he is carried in a chair quilted with white (satin. He is very fond of the garden, and likes to play the gardener at times. He frequently re ceives visitors in the garden, and talks of flowers to them to avoid other sub jects. The first and second times I saw him he was in tho garden. W hen I went with the pilgrims he was preceded by three noble . guards, and at his side was Monsignor Macchi, his servant chamberlain. He wore a wide-brimmed hat and a large red cloak. We were presented to him one by one. He looked at us and scrutinized us well. I saw he recog nized nie, but he treated me like the others as if he saw me also for the first time. 'Are vou all Irish ?' he said ; 'I am happy to receive the faithful of that nation! He then looked again at us as if he would have read into our souls. 'Your bishr.p, he continued, 'brought me offerings from a people pressed with poverty.' Then peeing me still on my knees, he offered me his hand to raise me. 'I had thought,' he contin ued, that the offerings would have de creased ; but it was not so. We live on charity' (and here he smiled sadly), 'for all we had has been taken from us. Oh these persecutions,' he cried with a loud voice. 'They purify us even when the leaven is pure and immaculate. "I seem to see him now," said the canon. "His head looked like a relief in a blue skv. The sun was setting, and he looked up to the Bkv as if seeking an inspiration there. 'I have heard,' he then said, 'that, notwithstanding the general state of anguish in , Ireland, the churches aro full of people. May the Lord be praised and blessed, and may my pravers bring peace on the people ! Lord, hear our prayers and judge us !' He then blessed us, and the audi ence was finished. I have never seen so much power united to so much sim plicity. At 4 o'clock the pope resumes his official audiences in the Vatican. At 7 o'clock he only takes a little rest, but at 8 o'clock he returns to work in his private rooms, where he remains until 10 o'clock, when he . retires for the night." As to Clipped Roadsters. Chicago Times. "Horses Clipped Here" is a sign dis plaved at numerous livery stables. "We have clipped 150 horses this year," said a horseman yesterday. "A long-coated horse can't get fat. When clipped the horses eat less, but gain tJesh rapidly. Drive a bursa ' with a long coat and he is soon covered with perspiration. Then, if the weather is cold, the perspiration freezes about the hair, forming tinv icicles. Liverv O es horses brought into the barn after a long drive and covered with blankets are still wet the next morning. Hence tuey taKe cola ana are often seriouslr ill. Here is a horse you could stand a block away from and count the ribs of two weeks ago. He was clipped, and now you may see how sleek and fat he is. Be fore the clipping he ate fifteen quarts of oats and a quantity o hay daily. Now we feed him the same quantity of oats, but he does not eat it all, and hay he scarcely touches. Then he was a light chestnut. Now he is of a pretty mouse color. in at bay horse was clipped iu October. His hair is grow ing long and thick and in January or February he will need the shears again. Nearly all horsemen are in favor of clipping. The best veterinary surgeons in the country say it is greatly bene ficial, cs "We charge $4 for clipping a horse. At some other places tho work is done for $3 and $3.50. Take a long-coated horse valued at $100 and by clipping him you will in many instances enhance his value 23 per cent." A 51 Intake in Pie Crnt. Detroit Free Press "Household.") Let me tell yon, dear friends, the toughest thing we ever had to t at wns the first pie I made. It was an apple pie. I prepared the crust ; put it in the dish, put in the apples and sugar, put on the top crust, set it in the oven and gave it ten minutes to bake before looking at it. At the expirat on of that time I looked in and what a sight presented itself to my astonished gaze The pie was fully one foot thick. 1 have laughed many a time over that pie. 1 had mixed the crust with soda and cream tartar without one bit of shortening. Such speeches as were ma le over that pie, and such fun a we had ! It seemed to me that between the fun and the chewing of that pie crust it would be the death of us. So Oatliti In the Indian lansnae. Reading (Penn.) Times. "When an Indian wants to swear he must learn the English language to do s , as there is nothing in his own that he can use in taking the name of the Great Spirit in vain," said the Rev. John J. Kelly, a grand specimen of the Chickasaw nation, in his lecture in the Fourth Street Methodist church last everun- PIANO-FORTE MUSIC Its History and Development..' T.ie Piano-forte'. Predecessor. . f London Tim. Mr. Ernst Paner, principal professor of the piano-forte at the Royal College of Music, on Thursday afternoon de livere 1 be fore a large audience at the Royal institution, Albemarle street, the fiitt of a course of ix foctures on VI o History an I I'ew!o;meut of tho Mus"o for the l'iano-'ortG aud its Prede c ssori, the Clavecin. Harsichoid," etc, with musical illustrations on these instruments. Ho re marked on the great numler of excellent composers who have confided coma of their finest ideas to the key board,. so that at first sight it seemed almost a hopeless task to evolve any thing like order from the extraordinary mass of names. Rut on studjing the matter more closely a clas.siiication evolves itself roadily enough, o specially as the lecturer's desire was to bring the masters in music before the audience not so mnchtht orctically as practically, i. e. by playin the pieces chosen for illustration, rather than by oral de scription. He then gave, as was indispensable, tho shortest possible sketch of tl:e keyed instruments in use before the piano-forte. The clavictherinm was in troduced about the year 1300 by the Italians; it was a kind of oblong lyre, with catgut strings arranged in the form of an upright triangle. Ivt-ys were used to raise the hard leatiier plectra -which twanged the strings. This was the only keyed instrument in which catgut or vio'in strings were em ployed." All tho later one i, beginning with the clavichord. Lad wire strings. The clavichord, whose wires were set in motion bv pressure on the ke.vbo.trd. ha I but a feeble tone; still, under au artistic hand it vielded excellent mii-ic, being favor able to staccato passagi s, und giv'ng great prominence to the melody, it was the favorite instrument of Sebastian Jiach. Tho virginal had brass wires, and the sound wai produced by a p'ece of raven's or crow's quill. The vir ginal hr.d a compass of only four octaves, but its touch was extremely sensitive. This instrument was C;ueen Elizabeth's favorite, bit it wt.s not ninitd, as was thoight by some, in honor of the virgin queen, for it was in use under hor roval father and sister. It was most likelv ttvied the virginal from its common use by the nuns in their hymns to tlie irglu. The spinet, or iustriunento di penna, resembled in shape a- harp la"d horizon tally. C'laveciu and clavier were the respective Fre::c'i and (Jerman names of the harpsichord, ihe ltanans used the clavicytherinm an I spurt, tlie Knglish the virginals and harp ichord, the French the spinett, and the er mans the clavichord and harpsichord. The, great characterise- of the piano forte was that bv introducing the h tin nier to strike the vire a hr avit r tou;-h produces a louder, a gentler touch a softer tone, the eby giving the per former, as imp I ed in the ins rumetit's name, the power of playing at w 11 piano or forte. ' The character t f the muic of the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries was especially religions. With hardly an except. on all composers were organ ists, the organ having already reached a h:gh degree of mechanical perfection. 15ut tho want of musical instruments for the chamber, especially for th. fair sex, was more and more felr, aud the demand created tie simplv. there was, however, a great lack of variety and pleasant express. on in the earliest clavecin music. Tne Puxzlinz lied Muttet 1'henomena Prof. Diniel Kirk wood. No receat phenomena has more puz zled astronomers than the remarkable appearance of the attnospnere as ob served after sunset and before su.irise during the last five months. Tlics brilliant glows have been seen iu all parts of tho habitable world. Fhey wer iirst noticed on the 2Sth of Aujn-.t, and they miy still bj seen, both morn i g and evening, when t:ie st;tte of the at mosphere is favorable. It is well known in fact, that on any clear dav the mat ter by which the appearance is pro duced rnay be sieii aro.ind thj sun, ex tending to a distance ot twenty or thirty degrees. Tho phenomena have been nscriled : 1. To watery vapor in tho atmos phere. 2. To meteoric maitdr through which the ea th has been snpOied to be passing ; and 3. To the volcanic eruptions of Java aud Alaska. The first conjecture has been dis proved bv tin spectroscope. The s. c on 1 may be said to bo rendered ex tremely improbable by the long con tinuance of the glows. Ihe earth crosses tho m:it?oric streams of August and November in a few da3s at most. but the present phenomena have al readv lasted m re than five months, The volcanic hypothesis is received with most favor, and we must either accept it or a unit th t the true explanation re mains to b3 discovered. In the last number of The Sidereal Messenger, I have briefly stated some objections to this theorv, us follows: No similar results at least to any great extent- had been Known to follow volcanic eruptions. If the matter started from Java on the 20th of August, its rata of motion through the atmosphere till its appearance in Urazil was 10 J miles an hour. Or, if we assume that tlie ap pearance in South America was derived from the Alaska outburst, we have the additional improbability that results of a character before unknown follow volcanic eruptions in opposite hemis pheres at nearly the same time. Again, what force could have maintained this volcanic matter at so great an elevation during a period of several months ?"' In short, no explanation yet offered is free from serious diilieulties. Maleratua for Ilad .Heat. Chicago Herald. Over forty tons of poultry in the hands of Boston dealers soured during Thanksgiving week, and thiee-quarters of it was purchased for cauuiiijf houses, who claim that, although it would nut keep for many hours, and was therefore unsalable in the retail market, it was just as good as the dryest an 1 freshest after being treated to a sa'eratus bath. SEVEN WISE MEN BAFFLED. The New York Mornina Journal says that Mrs. F. G. Kellogg, oO East Eighty sixth street, was partially paralyzed, and lav for seven davs in convulsions. Physi cians were engaged and discharged until seven had failed to help or cure her. one was unable to leave her bed. and was as helpless as a child. After using all sorts of salves, ointments, lotions and plasters, hpr pam waa eiven ud as hooless. She was induced to try St. Jacobs Oil as a last chance. She oegan to improve from the time th first application was made, and by Its continued us, sh has omplstsly recovered. JUDGE XELLETS VIEWS. The Hon. William D. Kelley, of Phila delphia, has long been known for his fear less advocacy of the right, and his uncom promising opposition to the wrong. Since 18G0 he has been a member of the House of Representatives of the United States. He has always been known as a man of positive counsels; a powerful speaker: an earnest debator; an able thinker, and an unwearying worker. Judge Kelley has been so long and so prominently before the American people, lhat his sentiments on any important sub ject are valued, even by those who do not agree politically with him. He is emphat ically a man of the people. Elevated to tho Judgeship many years ago, he proved to bo a man of such unswerving integrity, suci earnestness of purpose, and such depth of conscientious conviction, that he was for a long term of years retained on the judicial bench; and on his desiring to retire to the comparative seclusion, of an extensive law practice, was told by the people that ho must serve them in Con gress. For twenty-three consecutive years his Congressional service has been ren dered with singular fidelity and purity. His utterances are well known to come from his inmost heart, and his opinions to be the result of the most mature delib eration. The judgment of such a man carries with it Immense weight, and his views, whether on public affairs or private interests, are entitled to the respect and esteem of all thoughtful persons. Judge Kelleys power of resistance to obstacles which would have put an ordi nary man In his grave, has long been tlie subject of comment, not only among his friends, but the public generally. Such was his physical condition ten years ago that it was feared tho next Congressional session would be his last. For many years the Judfto has been af- uictett with tne most oosiinaio caiarrn, which defied all the old-fashioned rcme- Slac oml .-irh wrviihl JiflVft eiit.irc.lv laid on the shelf a less indomnltable man than himself. His life became almost a uuruen to him, and he was nearly at death's door. To-dav al thou eh at an ace when most men begin to show signs of wearing out, he is hearty and vigorous, and as ready onrl no nlvlo in TUirfnrm hlJ ardllOU Coil- ere-ssioual duties as he was twenty years ago. An account of Judge Kellevs remark ahlfl PAsi. aa eriven bv himself, will be of interest to all who are sulferintt with catarrh, and who are wondering what they shall do to get rid of this horrible iliwoin rtnn nf nnr eriitora recentlv SDent a morning with Judge Kelley at that gen- tieraan s nome, in v esi riniaueipuia. him the Judge communicated the history - . . ... . i . alii.. of his illness ana recovery, suosutuiauuj as iouows: "I had, as a hereditary victim to catarrh cmmrrl fnr vpnr. I Was BUbieCt tO Vio lent paroxysms of coughing. Straining for relief had produced abrasion of the mem la ia an A AHv ofrnaion of hlood from mv throat. For four years I passed a portion Conirressional vacation in the Rocky Mountains or on the Pacific Coast. While there I found relief, but on my return 4 IA A.-CTn A tYia icaaort ftTvnPArrl With apparently renewed vigor. My breathing power diminished, so that in tne early summer of 1873 it was little more than i fore this my attention had been called to Compound uxygen uas at men aumiui tered by Dr. Starkey. A friend who had great faith in its efficacy advised me to try it. un reading ur. DiarKc .cicitc ho littln hmk HHide. and de clined lo-esort to the treatment, on the ground that it was a quack medicine .. m--r-ail tn iirA avp r v t h i Ti c and was consequently without adaptation to any particular disease. I grew worse and in the summer my breathing was so short that a cougn, a sneeze or a sign pruuutcu such acute pain at the base of the left iun fti, T flt it npcessarv to close un tuus., i nu. - . - ' - - my affairs, as 1 did not believe I could last for sixty days. or ao x now oeueve x would have lasted for that time had I not found a potent curative agent. "I had lost none of my prejudice against the gas, as a medicine, but in very desper ation, seeing that it could not make me nn. r-r,r-oa than T wfii and as medical treatment had utterly failed to meet my case, l conciuuea 10 irv it. -tint- a, mui ough examination. Dr. Starkey, to whom I was then a stranger, said: 'Sir, I have maAinina fnr either form of vour dis ease (alluding to the catarrh and bleeding of the throat), but, if you will give me time, I will cure you. My response was a natural one. 'You are frank in saying you have no medicine for either form of .licoaon anrl -rot. vmi nrdnnss trt curA IUJ J5Ci3, J - J 1 1 - - me. By what agency will you work ithis miracle! 'lne uxygeu vjas, &wu ne, is not a medicine. It has none of the char nritica of medicine compounded of inicr. These create a requirement for continual Increase of quantity to be taken; and, if long persisted in, produce some form of disease. But the pas produces no appetite for itself. It passes, oy innaia in intn tho Hlnnd. And purifies and in l IV.A, w 1 vigorates it. The system is thus enabled to ti,Mr ftfr ofTatA matter. You will find bv i in u i v wv-w - experience, if you try the treatment, that It will not increase me rapiuiwjr ui mc ok tion of your pulse, though the beating ti,.ronf will be stroncer under its influ- "This explanation removed my objec tions an d Icould see how such an agent Id nnerate beneficially In caseB of n-iHnir rHflfarpnt svmntoms and character "Dr. Starkey said that the cells of my left lung were congested with catarrhal r, nr. A V. a t it Kpl i Avpd the cms would at once' address itself to the removal of de posits, and the restoration or my iuji breathing power. r nntnmrl on thn nap. of the treatment. and at the end of three weeks, with an improved appetite, with the ability to several consecutive hours, with a measureable relief of the pain in the lung, and with Dr. Starkey's consent I made the t..f tdn Inlroa frnm Erie to Dulnth. in company with my venerable friend, Henry f 1 arffV. IteiurniHir. we visneu lneuus in St. Paul, Chicago and Pittsburgh. "Notwithstanding the intense heat, I re mninori in lh i 1 Ap nhia durincT the sum ucivi 1 o mer. and inhaled the gas daily with the hanniest effect. Before Congress assem bled in December, my king had been re lieved of much of its Uauseous deposit, i t t.ma oKIn tn hrpnthe without, pain. clln x to ww - . , 1 . , venviMit HAtAinintTvou with detail. I f vvvv " - - r w - . n.nti.ntlti t Vi nrnirrpx nf m v reenverv I had occasional hemorrhages, which al ways preceded a paipaoie Biep xu me pro gress of recovery; so that I came to regard these unwelcome visitors as a part of the remedial action 01 nature, anaisieu uy Cnmnnnnil flTVCMTl ftflS. VUluuvuuu , "I am now more than ten years older than T waa when I first tested the treat ment. I have had no perceptible effusion of blood for more than six years. I breathe ,inir on 1 At A At. ativ tip Hod nf mv CL9 ucepi; cs vv J , J younar manhood, and my natural carriage is so erect as to encii ihubui Finnic.... "I have regarded my case as a very ex- A tif t T have had under observation one which I regard as more remarkable than my own. maioi n yuuug lady, who had been paralyzed by fright or ..-i. I... Via,, hnriip. ran Awav and her carriage was destroyed; and to whose father ur. siariiey, aitci cAwuimus .c case, said she was beyond the reach of l T Irnnw her POW Aft a happy wife and mother, restored to most excellent neaun. uv itiAcra nf mv restoration to health by the contrast between the results of some of my recent Congressional de bates, compared witn wum kj ' , c , traaw wlipn I 8Poke in the House in favor of the grant by the Gov ernment to the Centennial Exhibition, I was so prostrated by the exertion that my j : ,i tv. into frl John W. Fornev. left the gallery in which he had been sit- tine. In order to come w mo uv. vr .c hall to assist in relieving me when I should fall. I found, on quitting tne Boor, that there had been a general fear that in mv eeal I was passing beyond the bounds JdTI0. nth nf Ma v. 1S82. when sub mitting an argument in favor of Tariff Commission i neia mo wi w 4J three hours; though parts of the debate mizht be characterizes ao tween myself and others; and as i aia not obtain the floor until the afternoon, I sur- j tt- vuimiia thn close of the dav ICUW1CU 1K TO.v f . I 1 had come, when members appetites told them that dinner was on mu avenlnc? waa passed in my rooms, with a high degree of sociability, In which a number of young ladles and gentlemen from my district, who happsnsd to hv been In the House during my speech, par ticipated. "On a recent occasion I addressed 5,000 people in the Philadelphia Academy of Music, without feeling any exhaustion. I have a hearty appetite, and am able to take abundant exercise. I sleep well and have a far better color in my cheeks than I had ten years ago. "You ask if I still continue the treat ment. Whenever I am in Philadelphia, and feel a fresh cold, or suffer from the nervous exhaustion which follows excess ive labor, I go to tho office of Drs. Starkey & Palen, and resort to tho treatment, and am never without the 'home treatment in Washington. I have the highest confi dence not only in the treatment itself, but in Drs. Starkey & Palen as gentleman of skill, integrity and good judgment." 4 To learn all about Compound Oxygen, write to Drs. Starkey & Palen, 1109 Girard street, Philadelphia, for pamphlet setting forth full particulars. i All orders for the Compound Oxygen Home Treatment directed to II. E. Ma thews, 000 Montgomery Street, San Fran cisco, will be filled on the same terms as if sent directly to us in Pniladelphia. ; A real sweet thing in bonnets a honey bee. i Beware of the Incipient stages of Con sumption. Take Piso's Cure in time. "I'm right in with you," as ons cog wheel said to the other. i A PROSPEROUS SANK. THE iPACIFIC BANK, corner of Pine and Sansome Streets, San Francisco, Col., before any other commercial bank In the city, deserves this title. Founded in 1SG3, it has held on the even tenor of its waj, under the conservative business head which has guided it by safe, legitimate and cnterpris ing methods to a uniformly increasing suc cess. This past year has been the most prosperous of its prosperous existence, and has placed the bank still more to the fore amongst the best of the city. Its manage ment and stockholders are to be congratu lated on its success, and the business com munity on the existence of a bank combin ing ample resources, the best business ad vontages and absolute security. jf Rev. J."W. Waldrop, Owenton, Ky., says. "Brown's Iron Bitters greatly relieved me of general debility and indigestion." CATARRH A New Treatment whereby a permanent cure is effected in from one to three applications. Particulars and trea tise free on receipt of stamp. A. H. Dixon & Son, 305 King street west, Toronto, Can. "Dr. Pierce's Magnetic Elastic Truss" is advertised in another column of this pa per. This establishment is well known on the Pacific Coast as reliable and square in all its dealings. Their goods have gained an enviable reputation. We had a friend say to us a few days ago: "I never do anything for a cold; just wear it off." That is exceedingly danger ous; one might do that nineteen times and the twentieth time the cold would settle on the lungs and lead to consumption, and thus cut one's life short many years. Is It not better and more sensible to go to your druggist and get a bottle of Ammen's Cough Syrup than run anv risk at all. Col. A. L. Campbell Walterboro, S. C, says: "A member of my family used Brown's Iron Bitters with good results." "Bcchu-Paiba." Quick, complete cure, all annoying kidney and urinary dis eases. $1. Veni, Vidi, Vici I came, I saw, I con queredIs adaptable to Allen's Bilious Physic. It quickly relieves Constipation, Piles, Sick Headache, etc., 25 cents. At all Druggists. Redington, Woodford & Co., Agents. THE DOCTOR'S ENDORSEMENT. Dr. W. D. Wright, Cincinnati, O., sends tho subjoined professional endorsement. "I have prescribed DR. WM. II ALL'S BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS In a rreat number of cases and always with success. One case in particular was given up by several physicians who had been called in for consultation with myself. The patient had all the symptoms of con firmed Consumption cold night sweats, hectic fever, harrasslng coughs, etc He commenced imme diately to get better and was soon restored to bis usual health. I found DR. WM. HALL'S BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS the most valua ble expectorant for breaking up distressing coughs and colds. ' "Rough on Corns." 15c Ask for it. Complete cure, hard or soft corns, warts, bunions. Ammen's Cough Syrup cures colds, coughs, bronchitis and consumption. A Cough, Cold, or Sore Throat should not be neglected. Brown's Bronchial Troches are a simple remedy, and give prompt relief. 25 cts. a box. ,fc THE - GREAT flV t t A Rheumatism, Neuralgia. Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Toothache, Bore Th roat, Hvrrl 1 1 . Nprnl n. Bruises, limns. Mrnll. Froat Kile. ADD ALL OTHEU IK, DILI r.1.18 ARB A til IS. Bol4 tr Drautita ! Dealers errwbr. Flftj Ovliut bottl. IHrcetloDi la 11 I.o-nMt. THE CIIAK1.ES A. VEI.EIt OO. ' Qumnori i A. TOUKLAR A UP.) SJUnir, li, C. 8. A. YIUJYT PULLS TORPID BOWELS, DISORDERED LIVER. and MALARIA. From these sources arise three-fonrtns of the diseases of tho human raoo. These symptoms indicate their existence : of Appetite, Bowels costive, filea Head cie, rollneaa after eattnar aversion to sertlon of body or mind ISrnetaUon of food. Irritability of temper, lsov spirits, A reellns; of bavins; neglected, some dutr Ilxzlness(f lntterlnar at the Heart Iots before tho eyes, hlcUJy col ored ITrlue, CONSTIPATION? and de mand toe nse of a remedy that acts dlreetlr on the Liver. AsaLivermedlolneTCTX'fi PIIIiS have no equal. Tlielr action on the Kidneys and Skin is also prompt ; removing all Imparities through these threo ngeri of the system,' prodnolnc srp pe tite, sonnd d lgestlon, regnlar stools, a clear skiji and a vigorous bod y. MUTT'S PIZ.I! cause no nausea or griping nor interfere With daily -work and are a perfect ANTIDOTE TO MALARIA. Bold very where, ,OttW,44 Mnrrny Bt.,N. Y. TinTs nuin bye. sTIm a w it . AM Tnmoirma AhnHMu IIV Btantly to a GtosST BlACK by a single ap. plication of this DTK. Sold by pruslaa, OT sent by express on receiptor fi. . O (Hue. 44 Morray Btrwot, riww j TUTT3 MAKUAL Cf USEFUL RECEIPTS (BIX r i -.-y ,. v-- -w I - i . " T- Many wonder why the brute creation excel mankind as a rule when it comes to a question of health. Investigation quickly ascertains the cause. It is because the brute naturally obeys every law of health, while mankind is constantly degenerating owing to excesses of our ancestors and our own individual Imprudence. Sudden exposure to extreme climatic influences, gluttony, improper food, alcoholic stimu lants, over exertion of mind and body, worriment, anxiety, care, etc., all have a marked influence on the human system. Be cured by using Brown's Iron Bitters. A remarkable remedy for restoring health. Will you suffer and suffer, and see your wife and little ones writhing in pain when a single bottle of Vita Oil, costing 50 cents, will prevent it? "Rouan on Coughs." 15c, 25c, 50c, at Druggists. Complete cure Coughs, Hoarse ness, Sore Throat. Tho Strongest and DestI THOMAS TTfTfTK Analvtlo ChemUt OTononneea tha GIANT BAKIXO POWDER uearly one-third, trooif r Uuui suy sold on the Pacific Coast Han Franoxsoo, September 2. 1831 H. E. BOTHIX, Prcaident Ilothla M .'g Co.: Dbau Bih: After careful and complete chemical Analysis of A can of Giant Baking Powder, purchased ly us in open market, w find that It does not eon tain Alum, sold t bosphate, tarn s lba. or any luxuri ous suljatanoea, but Is a pure, healthful Cream Tar. tar Baking Powder, and as such can reoommend U to consumer!. WSL X. WK'ZT".I.L k CO. , We enncur Analytie Chetulita. B. BKVERLY COLE, St. T.. J. I MEARS.M. D.. Health Officer. ALFRED W. PERRY, M-I).,") Members of 8n W. A. IHJUGLASS, M. X., Franciseo Board AUG. ALE 3, M. J of Health. Hannfaetured by the BOTHTN MTG COMPANY, 17 and 19 Main Street, San Francisco. c Tell fba ohildren to cat oat sad aata 0k corald sUhouette pictures ss they spptar fxora laraa i bvros, Zluy vtQ plaawd wltb tbs ollct.or. Shis tpaoe Is owned by ELACKWEI-Ii'S BTJIili. Of eotms wt mean th f amona snimAl sppesrlriaT on (He Ubel of every gtmolas packacs of Black. well's Bull Xftirhaxa s""f Tobacco. Every dealar keeps this, the test Smoking Tobacco made. Nods cenolaa wltboat trsde-msrX of Via BulL The kidneys act a purifiers of the blood and whea their func tions are in tei fared with through weak ness, they need ton ing. They become healthfully active by the ufte of Ho tet ter's Stomach Bitters, when fallins short of relief from other S sources. This super o UmulatlnK tonic also prevents and arresu fever and ague, con stipation, liter com plaint, dyspepsia, rheumatism aud other ailment. Use it with regularity. For sale by all Druggist aud JJealers generally. POTASH Iodide of Potassium la one of the strangest of the minerals use In medicit.e. aud has produced much iuf fering in the world. Taken for a long time and in large doses. It dries up tne gastric )uiees, impairs th tnrnu-h refuiaa food, and the natient declines in health and weight. Persons with Blood or Skin Dis eases should be careful bow they take these aineral u in mnat Inatahoea the effect of them is to al. most araanentlr impair the constitution. To take the place of these poisons we offer you a safe, sure, prompt, and permanent relief from your troubles. Swift s 8pe oltio Is entirely a vegetable preparation, and It is easy to convince you ot its merit. I have cured permanently Blood Taint In the thlid feneration by the use of Swift's Hpecitio, after I had most SMniaiur iauea wnn mercury m F. A. TooMER. M-1)., Perry. Ca. A young man requests me to thank yon for his cure of Blood Poison by the nse of your Specific after all other . . . i i j . t uwuieiii 1UK1 mwu. Jos. Jacob, Iruggists, Athens, O Our Treatise on Blood and SUn Diseases mailed free to applicants. THK BWHT 8PTCiriC CO , rnM a. A tl&ntA- Oa. jr. Y. 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