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- v -.-.0 rfc. J tnpm , . ........ :-r-'.I;':C;.,wSl; V.'" --'' - :, v " v - 20 CENTS A WEEK. ALBANY. OBEGONt SpNDAY, FEBRUAltl 1 1891 e-. .. ... R J ' : : : a " VOL. VI SO. 54 gBMOVAT. WfcaoFpyite te Are now removing their entire stock of fnraitnie into their elegant new quarters in the new Baltimore brick. They have added a magnif icent tine of neeat patterns in bed-room and parlor sets and all kinds of fine furniture, and will have one of the finest furniture establish ments in the city. Their prices will be found very reasonable. A fine iineot carpets bought before the raise can ana see them in their new I T. KHOCK&H. HYDE, E.CL Sea-rle . i i N. B. I will continue to sell my dry goods at cost until they are all gone. ' ' FIRST STREET,' ALBAKY, OREflOX. Headquarters forFarnishiogGoods We have io Stock now : Hie Lfflest kortatof DUY GOODS, NOTIONS, TANCV WOODS AND FURNISHING GOODS .... v Evry shown in Albany. We know- that we can please you. Commencing December 1st : We- will Mark - .. . ' Our cloaks at cost. Come while the assortment is good. This is really the greatest drive ever offered in Albany. On account of the warm fall we find we are overstocked in Gent's Heavy Underwear and for the next thirty days shall give extra bargains... We can and will 8a ve you money. Call and gel prices. A pleasure to show good. BE8PECCTU11T, will be soM at low figures. store. Proprietors f- Lender in popular pricesin r IUOTH A . SlioEH anil Gents FUUNISHIXG j(K)i)S.' " " Sole agency for the LntUow Fine Shos. (be Best as well & W. F. '';::r: 2 Absolutely Pure. This powder never varies. A msrve fpurlty .strength and wholesomeness; store acoaoraical thaa the ordinar kind, and cannot be sold in competi tion with multitude of low test, short weight alum 01 phosphate powders Sold only In onns, Kotal Bakiv ow dsr Co., lW Wall M.. N. Y. Li wis it, Jonssow A Co., Aeento, Portland, Oregon, The DBlebrated Frencli CURE KFORE AFTER lb eentr&tir urgaiia of either m whethjr rlln(rom thexni uae ol itimulanh, tobacco or oplnm, or thr nigh j outhful inilis retioo.over lndulKeoce,(tc., such uloaaof nua Power, Waketa'naM, Bearing Dowa iuaiath Back, fieminal Weak new, Hy t aria, Ner-oui Prottratioo. Nocturnal Omia- 4 I .. .W.--1 f i u.' k. xi , Lcaaol Power and Impoteiuy which if ntf lactad often lead to prematuie old age and liiaaoitjr. Price $1 a box; 0 boxe6 (cr 15.00. Bent bjr mall a receipt of prioa. A WfSimiM GUARANTEE la glrea with eTry $5 order received, to refund tne aaoney if a Perataaeal cure la noteffeited. We have tbouaaudiof teatimoniata from old and young, of both actee, who have been permanently cured by the uae of Aphrodiline Circular free, Addreair THB ArBIKO EBIH'INB 1. Watera Brauch, Box, 27. Portlaud, Oreffoa. For aale by Fcehay 4 llaaon, who eaale and atalI.draKgiU. Albo J, Oreaoa. fab.;: Ma. rmis n For Female Ir- resularltiea; noth ing tike tbemoa market. Never HucceaafuUr by prominent ladiea monthh;. Ouaranteet' to re lieve supprcaaa menatruatioo. SnrtSafi Ctriaa Don't be humbuc- mi. save time, ealth and money, tae no otoer. -Bent to any ad- dnaa by anil en receipt of price, 12.00. Ad dreaa Sphrw Medlrlae CaaaMay Watt Branch Box S7, rartUaal, r Bala by reaUy 4 Maaea, llbaiy. Ortfas BANK OF OREGON, ALBANY, JOREGON. CANTAl... rvwaMeat.. Vice rrcs... CaakOer.... ..M,wS H. r. MM. KILL ...C J. LSNNINSi ..JAI tT, BL11N, A cancral banking; baalnoaa trana aotad. RED CROWN MILLS tawM, EA.NIJI at Prapa, NEW PROCESS FLOUR. (Superior for Family and Baker'a uae) Best Storage Facilities, aVHlgheat aaah price aid for wheaWa ALBANY - OREGON FIRST NATIONAL BANK TRANSACTS A tlEhT.RAL HAS KINO BUSuiEStt. FBESIDSST L. FLINN. vice ratsinKNT s. s tor mo. ASHtBR K. W. LAI -0. CIRICXCH3: a.m. Toona, L FLcnt M K. Bum, . ; K F. Sox. W. LiXODOM : Cashier. FOSHA'Y r & MASON Wholesale and Retail ALB1K OREGON HRlRY V MIT T J- Cau Voae A Sona pianoa uiemuin the beat fa a Co J u l 7 . t.,wT, T'um pneeu pianoa at Will a Link a. Alio flne ergana and email inatrumenta and the beat aewing machlnea. CW. A7BRS, ARCHITECT AND SUPER. baukjlmildina;, Albany, Or. Work solicited fwaa all parts of the county MONKT TO LOAN-BOMB CAPITAL ON aood real aetata security. For parties, tare enquire of Ooa Humphrey. c B. WINN, AGENT FOR THE LEAD uig arm, me ana acaaent tnaaranee aom- x J .'tiie Droiisb Mselb THEDAYINCONGR The Army Approprlatioa; Tl Passes the SeibiWM ...... . TBI tMATILLA BESaTBTAtlO. Amusamasts Baisg Xade to Trlwrrail CewatalcativB Bstwata tbs OaHs. ' . EtatM aa HavaU. ' Washington. Jan.. 31. Ib senate this afternoon thaMt aitnrmwtotiaayMaw-psjna. Quay presented resolatioas from the Pennsylvania legislature favor inn the federal election bill. A number of pension bill, were pased, including one giving a pension ot fou a moma to the widow of General Noyes, and a house bill granting a pension of $100 1 month to General Siezel. Senate bill granting the Uma tilla Irrigation company a right of way through the Umatilla reser vation, Oregon, was passed. A bill to pension Mary Ann Doherty was objected to and went ver. Edmunds save notice of an amend ment to the diplomatic appropria tion bill to enable tne president to make arrangements for telegraphic communication between the United States and the Hawaiian islands for a period of not less than fourteen years and appropriating three million dollars therefor, not more than $250,000 to be expended any one year. SHE LOVES A COX VICT, Why an Ex-Congreeaman geoks a Separation frem Ilia Wife. Des Moines, Iowa, Jan. 31. Chester Turney, the young convict who caused Governor iarrabee so much trouble, lias now brought about the separation of ex-Con gressman C. H. Gillette and his wife. Turney was convicted sev eral years ajo of larceny, and sentenced for a long term in the Anamosa State Prison. Mrs. Tur ney demanded of Governor Larra bee the full, free and uncondi tional pardon of her son. The governor agreed to do so if she could get the necessary petition. She succeeded in doinp this and soon had a formidable list. Then the governor refused the pardon and became involved in a contro versy with Mrs. Turney, in the course of which he published his record of the case. She then had him arrested on a charge of libel, and after two trials the governor was acquitted. Among the women most inter ested in the case of young Turney was Mrs. C. II. Gillette, whose husband is a brother of the fam ous dramatist. She gava him a home when he was released from prison and placed him in the office of the Iowa Tribund, of which Gillette, was a part owner. He refused to share his earnings with his mother by the advice of Mrs; Gillette,and her son's ingratitude almost drove Mrs. Turney crazy. Encouraged by Mrs. Gillette, young Turney endeavored to have' his mother, adjudged insane, bnt was defeated bv the evidence of Gillette, who had tired-ot the fellow. So strons was the attach ment between Mrs. Gillette and the ex-convicj that Gillette ex pelled Chester from his bouse, quit his wife and is now arranging tor' a separation. Mrs. Gillette is a brilliant woman and was instrur mental in securing her husband's election to congress. CBISPI WILL RESIGN, i The High Tax BUI Bejectad by Large Majority. Rome, Jan. 31. In a debate in the chamber to-day on the tax question, Prime Minister Crispi urged that the taxes proposed by the government wers imperatively necessary - to prevent Italy from falling again to the servile condi tion she was in as regards foreign power in 1874. The conservative members of the chamber, who were in office in 1874, protested in an uproarious manner, and the present minister of public works left the treasury bench. The bill was rejected by a large majority, and Crispi announced that -- he would resign. It is doubtful if he will be able to reconstruct the cabinet. ' Intense excitement prevails in political circles. Premier Crispi to-night went to Quintal to place his resignation in the hands of King Humbert. The king de clined to accept it until he had further considered matters. SEVERE COLD. Blizzard and Extreme Cold la aflnneaota and Dakota, St. Pacl, Jan. 31. A. severe cold wave preceded by a blizzard is reported from many points in Northern Minnesota, North Da kota and Montana. The tempera ture at some points dropped to 20 below zero. The wave is moving south rapidly. HE TURNED TO STONE. A Petrified Han Sxhuaaed la Fea aylvaala. : New Yore, Jan. 31. The petri fied body of Andrew Beck, once a well-known resident of ' Brooklyn, was interred in Cypress Hill Cem etery a few davs aso beside the grave of his wife. Beck's body, which-bad turned into stone, was exuumeu irom the graveyard at neubie. - rike county, ra., where it wag; buried in the summer ot 1884. Many persons who knew Mr. Bock in life and who saw tha petrified body said a sculptor could not nave uewn tne lace more me like than it was found to be when the casket was opened. John Beck, the eldest son. da tided to have his father's remains disinterred, and brought the body to Brooklyn for burial beside the wife. The body was shipped to Brooklyn, and reached Cypress Hill Cemetery a few days ago, and was temporarily put in me receiv .a . a in? vault. - When the lid of tue'easkes was unscrewed, instead of a skeleton the people who. gathered about it wars surmised to una a iuu-iormea man. The color of the skin was dark brown and there was a damp deposit on the face. When this was bruBhea away wun a cioin me features wer found to be almost white and as hard as flint, lhe features were strikingly naturs I. A FATAL WRECK. One Man Hilled and Othera In Jared in a Colllalon. IChicaoo. Jan. 31. This morn ing the Chicago & Kauti-rn Illinois subuiban train was blocked at Thirty-first street by a freight train, and while laving there the Chicago & Erie accommodation train came up at a high rate of speed and, not noticing the Eastern lla hois in the dense fog, dashed into the rear coach. A terrible panic prevailed. K. G. Auena was kiile J Frank Kosenbaum, engineer on the accommodation train and John Ziearler. a nasseneer - in the sur- Durban were lataiiy injured. SEALS NUMEROUS. SEALS WEBB NEVER SO ABUN DANT AS NOW. They Are Foaad In Myrlada and ' the Indiare Are Killing Theut OB By-the Uundrede. Seattle, San. 31. James G Swan, of Port Townsend, has ob tained and publishes the affidavits of numerous sealers that fur seals are born all along the coast and that the pups can swim as soon as bbrn. If this can be proven it is saVa- it will change the whole Behring sea controversy, as it is claimed fur seals breed only on islands, and- that the species wonld be exterminated if hunters were not excluded from Behring sea. Judge Swan offers to prove the truth of his statement to con tress or a lederal commission. Fur seals were never so abundant at Cape Flattery as now. They are found in myiiads. and the In dians are killing them by the hundred. - A TITLB FOR COIN. A Bnalneee-Like Adrertlaaaaeat for at Bleh American Wife.. Pabib. Jan. 31. Belief in the American woman's supposed mad desire to possess a coronet and a title. even at the risk or purcnas- iagwithita more or less effete Sjpctmen of Dioe Biooa. is no doubt the reason which has in spired the following advertise ment in the Nice Gazette : "A count of untarnished honor, bearing one of the proudest names of the world, of ducal and princely family and allied to several xeign ing'families, having suffered re verses of fortune through no fault of his own, would marry an Amer ican lady of- honorable or even middle class who could assure him affluence for his declining davs. Roman Catholic preferred. Kindly address to office of the Nice Gasette." TheAmerican colony is lost in speculation as to who it can ojsi bly be. Borne shrewd people de clare it is only a ruse adopted by an assumed . scion of nobility in order to get replies which may afterward be used for other pur poses by the ingenious advertiser, in which money will not play an altogether unimportant part. It is current gossip that several young ladies have banded them selves for the purpose of plucking out the heart of this mystery and declare they will have at least some fun out of it. They intend to write to the untarnished count and throw themselves and their fortunes at his feet in order to dis cover his identity. Wife Tappers Sentenced. Ban Francisco, Jan. 31. Judge Murphy to-day sentenced W. J. Fallon and J. W. Nagle, convicted r.f Wvincr taniwwt .ha Waatorn I T ri- ion wires to steal telegraphic ac counts of the results of Eastern horse races in order to beat tne pool rooms. Each was sent to kln flnanlin iitf f.,lii VA.M An appeal to the supreme court will t . t oerisaen. V A Teat Case. "Carson, Nev., Jan. 31. John P. Sween was acquitted to-day. It was a test caie of the 12, o'clock closing lair of Stde saloons throughout the state; The law is now a dead letter. ': Me Senator In Dakota. Prcsai, 8. D., Jan. 31. Two more senatorial ballots were taken to-day without a result. STATE AND COAST. Articles Incorporating the A' ' bany Collegiate Institute. S7.000.UOO FOR POUT UKCHAKU Three SalU Ac -dost the City ot 8 attla Deata af as Agea Indian ea the . Umatilla Beatrvatlon . - Salem. Jan. 31. Articles of in corporation were filed to-day with UKhsjarnatwyrof state by-ihe-Al ueuiT. cottegiate institute, u. r. Mijsbn, president: George E. Chamberlain, secretary. The board of trustees are the incorpo rators ; estimated value of property, 12,'00. SCALPED H A. WOMAN. The Singular Fate That Befell a Footpad la Chicago. Chicago, Jan. 31. Miss M. E. Wilmount was stopped on West Lake street by a footpad named Frank Patterson, who attempted to take her purse containing $60. Miss Wilmount held the purse with one hand, and, screaming, grasped the fellow's hair with the other. He managed to escape with the loss of a part of his scalp, which he left in Miss Wilmount's fingers. Patterson was arrested shortly after, the police having followed his bloody trail over half a .mile from the scene of the scalping. POuT OBCHABD'S PBIZE. TOO.OOe to Be Appropriated for Dry Doeka at That Place, Washington, Ian. 31. The pro posed amendment to the naval bill appropriates $700,000 for a dry dock at Port Orchard, Washing ton. Suite A gal nat .Seattle. Seattle, Wash,, Jan. 31. Three suits against the city of Seattle were heard in the superior court to-nigh at a special session to determine wnetner the city iiod the right to impose a special licence of $1000 per year upon saloons baying musical and the trieal attractions. A short time ago the city council passed an ordnance increasing this class from $100 to $1000. A number of proprietors of variety theatre got out restraining orders to prevent the city from collecting this license and the police from . interfering with tlieir saloon or musical at tachments. The court has the case under advisement. The Market. New York. Jan. 31. Money on can easy, ciosnu ,t ; prune mercan tile paper $5 $7: ate ling ex change steady, sixty day bills $4.84) ; demand $4-80. bah fAANcisco, Jan..ii V beat. No. 1 shipping $1.37! (4 $1.38?i with $1.40 for choice articles ; mill ing $l.42,' to $I.43?4, Liverpool, Jan. 31. heat nn changed. Death of an Aged Indian. Pendleton. Jan. 31. Twel-Ka- Da-Ma-Mne, tne oldest Umatilla Indian, died yesterday. The In dians say he was more than 120 years old. A SINGULAR INCIDENT. A Carload of Miner Narrowly Ea cape Death, An old mining man, W. J. Hanks, while in a reminiscent mood the other evening, related a singular incident that occurred . in the Gould & Curry mine some years ago. nanus was at one time tne lore- man of the Gould & Curry mine, and on one occasion, alter a skip had been lowered for the 1200 feet level of the mine, loaded with miners to relieve another shift, a carman by some blunder dumped into the mouth of the shaft a car load of newly sharpened picks that went burling down the shaft with gathering velocity and seem ingly carrying death and destruc tion to everything in their path. The foreman and workmen on the surface were horror stricken, but in 4ess time tban it takes to tell it Hanks signaled, but the skip was stuck, and he hurriedly descended the pump compartment to the 1230 level. There, to his great re lief, he found the miners had made the descent in safety, and were, in tact, unaware ot any acci dent having happened. An inspection of the shaft re vealed the fact that not a simile one of the murderous picks had reached tne bottom, and they were found at various points stuck fast in the timbers of the shaft. In falling the handles had swerved them in curves from side to side of the shaft, and with the ac quired force they had all been caught and firmly imbedded in the wooden walls. It was with great relief that Hanks detached and sent them to the surface. Keno uazette. OFFEBED AS A SACBIFIC. Terrible Fate of an Indian Child la Brltleh Columbia. In June laat an Tmliui mm - --.v..,, luiuc, Blue Horn went hunting and trap Dins in the Beaver hill ! Saskatchewan, accompanied by tha eight-year-eld son of a Victoria Indian. On his return from the hunting trip to the camp . he was surprised to find the boy not there. An extended search ..failed to reveal the boy. Saturday a half breed from Beaver lake fousd. in the woods about six miles east ot Fort Saskatchewan the skeleton of a child in a standing position, its arms stretched out and its wrists tied to two trees. From circum stances surrounding the affair it is evident the lost boy was offered as a sacrifice to secure good lack in hunting by the Indians. -Victoria Exchange. CloTolandnnd am fgnehmejge Saallea New Yoke? JanTsCAt a din ner given to-night at the Manhat tan uiub, ex-Prvsideat Cleveland and Governor Hill met for the first time since the Centennial banquet at the Metropolitan hall two years ago. The guests were all seated when Hi!l arrived. Hs bowed to Senator Brown, then looking directly at Mr. Cleveland smiled and bowed to that gentle man, who returned the salute and then with a bow to the rest pres ent Governor Hill eat down, as did the others. Dinner and gen eral conversation was then re sumed. THE ELECTION BILL. Abandoned In the Interest f More Important Bnelneaa. Washington, Jan: 31. It can be stated with positivenees that the managers ol the election bill have finally decided to abandon " the measure in the interest of import ant public business remaining to be acted upon. . This decision has been communicated to tue demo cratic managers. REVOLUTION IN CHILI KEPtBLICANS MAKE AN AT TACK ON A CITY.' A Large Number Killed ea Beth Sldea Banks and Commercial - Heuiea Closed. - ' OroaTO, Jan. 31. The revolu tionary uprisinc. w hich began this morning, is ended. Shortly after the beginning of the rjevoH, the insuigent troops and a portion of the fiscal guards seized the city hall and proposed to there and then declare a republic; A strong body of loyal troops laid siege to the building and alter a bombard ment a spirited charge settled the inBurgonts. I he insurgents will be tried by court-martial, and in all probability the ringleaders will be shot. Later. The insurgents to the number of 400 assembled at 4 o'clock this morning and with cheering paraded the principal streets. They made several at tempts to seize the perfecture of police and the central telegraph office, but their plans, however, were frustrated by the municipal guard. The general in command summoned the loyal troops, when a tew civilians supporting the rebels dispersed. The latter then proceeded to the flotel del Ville, fortifying that structure to the best of their ability, but lacking ammunition, speedily submitted in response to artillery bombard ment. Six or seven officers of in ferior grade took part in the revolt, which was of a distinctly republi can character. The civilian leader in the re vol i was a lawyer named Alves Vein. Vein formed a re publican directory, consisting of Senor Freitas, judge of high court; SnnrM. mtirttl mncrnl of affirm a Prof. Silva and the brothers Leite, , but none of these persons were present, however, when the town hall was captured. Three soldiers and four civilians, including a woman, were killed during the fight and 36 soldiers and 10 civil ians were wounded. Under direc tions of the authorities the offices and printing rooms of all republi can jou.-nale were raided and all documents found in the places were seized. Kvery person found on the premises was taken into custody and the building placed under the charge ot the military. All banks and commercial houses in the city have closed their doors. Buenos Ayres, Jan. 61. t urtber advices from Chili ate to the effect that in several skirsaishes.the gov ernment troops succeeded in re capturing Pisagua. It is also learnea tnai cue insurgents occupi ed Taltal. Canadian Parliament. Victoria, B. C, Jan. 31. A special to the Colonist from Otta wa says it seems to be a settled fact that, a dissolution of the do minion parliament will take place immediately. The cabinet met to day, and Sir John McDonald had a long discussion with the gover nor, general. Actual announce ment will be made Monday or Tuesday. The trade policy will probably be the issue before the people. California ea Wheel a. San Francisco, Jan. 31. The last itenerary for "California on. Wheels" was forwarded to the car to-day. The train will leavs Port-: land, Oregon, February 8th, and stop at Oregon City, Salem, Al bany, Eugene, Roseburg, Medford, Ashland, and several points in California. The cars left San Francisco December 3, '89 and will be home February 28th. SANTIAM COUNTY. The Iivisioa Question Has Reached i Ferer fleit. aeOO PEOPLE IX THE FOBKS.' Wae Pal Taxes 0a Orer a Millioa Dalian They Are Uias imaas far DiviaUa. . Jan. 31. Matters are growing warm on the atjsstjom of eUfaSesaflp1 Urn ewatyjf creatier antiaa AMtnty ouof tneeecttoo known as the Forks of toe Sen tsam, with Scto as the county seat, la the morning the States man will publish column article signed bjr O. 8. May, P. O. Smith, R. Snefton. J. C. Simpson and others to the effect that there are now 4000 people living in tbe Forks, : who pay taxes on over a million dollars, outside of exemp tion and indebtedness. The pro posed new county will contain over a thousand square miles and the parties named sav the people of that territory are almost unani- l " mi . l I mous tor division, iney win, the movement for division will be defeated on account of the politie cal ambitions of Linn's senators and representatives, because after the division Linn would be repub lican. They arraign Senator Myers for not remaining true to their cause. ALASKAN SALMON. Canaerymen are Endeavoring to Form a Combine fer Protection. San Francisco. Jan 31. There are thirty-eight salmon canneries in Alaska, all of which have offi ces in San r aancisco. Their managers here are attempting to form an organization or combine among themselves for mutual pro tection. Inquiry revealed the fact of the thirty-eight companies in Alaska tbe enorts to torm a com bine of eight canneries situated on KarlUk river, Kadiak island, has practically been successful. These etgbt companies represent over i2 ,000,000. in capital. These com panies employed a force of 550 men last year and put up 260,000 cases ot salmon, and the present year they propose to take more salmon than Jaat and - yet they will reduce their force of men te lttO. lhe com panies will all agree to employ tbe same force of men as catchers and then a superintendent will lie ap pointed and be will see' that each day's catch is equally divided among tbe eight companies. It is claimed this consolidation is for tbe purpose of reducing the coat of taking, so that these canneries can compete with the thirty caa- nenes ot the territory and make money. The WeiM'i Fair. New York. Jan. 31. Miss Ford. lady manacer at large of tbe Col umbian World's fair, received a telegram to-day from Mrs. Palmer, president of the lady managers. stating that tbe directors approved the proposal to erect a womsns' building, allowing $200,000 for tbe purpose. A Verdict af Maaaleagata. Jacksonville. Or.. Jan. 31. I. J. Stacy, who lulled J. M. Robertr at Moonville on December 17, was jnta ana toe lurv to day returned a verdict of manslaughter. The attorneys for tbe defence moved for a new trial. Lieutenant Seawatka Improving;. Mason City. Ia.. Jan. 31. Lieu tenant Schwatka, who was injured by a fall last night and was thought to be dead, baa regained conacious ness and will probably recover. SBEhtAT BBMBS. ASTOB. The Olrl on Whom John Jacob Is aid to Look Feadljr. Miss Ava Willineof Philadelohia whom the gossips have had be trothed to John Jacob As tor. son of the late William Aster, has a softly unuiaui complexion witn a lovelv E ink flush that comes aad goes in ei cheeks Her face is round, and its beauty is'emohasized bv the daintiest oval chin with a dim ple in it. Her hair is very dark brown, almost black, and her eyes, which are of deep-violet blue, look much darker for the long black lashes which curtain them. Miss illing.s furureis extremelv nroUv and graceful, with a rounded waist aad lovely shoulders. She is a trine above medium height, and while she impresses you as being yery slender, she is, as a matter of fact, quite plump, aud there is not a sharp angle about her. tsha appears to be thoroughly natural and unaffected. Her manner in sweet and winning. Her intimates say she has the loveliest disposi tion imaginable, and if only half of the nice things said of her are true youug Mr. Astor is to be most heartily congratulated on winmntr so fair and so charming a bride. Exchange. , A Life Saving Station. Drug clerk (to man atnieht bell) - What's wanted down there? Man Do yoa want to save a mat's (hie) life? Drug clerk Yes: what's the matter? Man Come down aukk (hie) then, and give me some whisky ; S'loons all (hie) closed. f irT?';-,iirfnr.i-i i'