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And swiiid a little time looking
Seasonable,
Fashionable
And ; Reliable
Boots and. Shoes
.Ymch tuey are acijiu,; ai sucn
It will pay you to th ere, and you
tion to it, '
mis
SUPERB
Has been selected
cf bright . .
with great "care,
NEW WOODS.
There
represent
is no room for doubt about the
Ecrjccdy an rely m en arcordia
O-A-XiL k.T
I i &
The Red fFrorit.
IT 1
ware.w, nanges
. Pumps, iron pipe, rubber hose nd'J)lumling gowls. Sole asents for the
celebrated VErly Breakfast" cook stoves and ranges, and "Fdtiltless" pailor
heating stoTcs. Albany, Oretron.
California, tli
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I Ilk.
iSnM.CpfGffs,
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ttL tJNCrS r-Sorf on Gj
"ScnJjor circular.! Hrfafa11
""HAVETUU A COLD, in the heaU wliicli U... not sei iwiiu: Hac ou au e.x-ivc
secretion of mucus or matter in the .nawl passaces which either must be Mown from the
nose or drop back behind the palate, or hawked or snuffed baek ard to the e
...... .i.i i,., -n...,i,;n ,.;)., want intl inflaiied eves, freuuent soreness of the throat.
1 !! ' '
ARlrMMnin,
0 RpVILLL
urrodinv' sores rove Uie
As every bieath drawn iom tne .a n
iinnn in thft nasal raS8ires, it mu&t nn.cww"j
ity, uervousness and consumption.
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Cat-R-CTrk at once. e P;?'-"- inr
S'x mom us hcuuhw"
aut:i bie aurt aC-K-l lire.
For
l.llllll I t 1
mm
exceptional character? j,If so
STANARD'S,
over their display of-
will thank n;
for drawing yo-. r atten
in
and i a wonderful aggregation
reception and satisfactory bar-
oustoie
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:uccei?or to E. V. Langdon)
"-DEAhEK IN-
Drugs, Paints, Oils,
I'crl'umeiy and toilet sirtich.
als" a lii'l line of hooks am"
s :''.;niTv. ptjrii'idii-als cfi-.
PrescriptioiiS earefull
forapounded. .
IN ODD FELLOW'S TEMPLE,
.Albany
Oiearon.
we
EUREKA
Tlie motto of California means "I
have found u." Onljin that land of
sunshine, where fthe oranjr cmon, fi
-'iana grape Dioom ad nptr, aid attain
4D-3their highest perfection ii. ink'-winter.
are tne herbs and jftim found that arc
nsed in that pleasant lernedv for all
(throat and lunjf troubles, Santa Abie,
'u rule of coujrha, asthma, and con
i i ti' n. I'otihH.v Jk MaMin. of Al
- n , Oregon, have been appointed
foi this valuable California rem
and se'l it umlcr a guarantee at SI
sbottle. Three for 2. 50.
FOR SALE BY
OEKGOK
it.nr. ttr
less impairment ot tne ncaruijr, mssoi
Lmnell, meropry nupaireu, uuiiuchs it
lizziness of the head, dryness or neat ot
Inose? Have you lost all sense ot smell?
Have you a hacking coujh? ttave you
dNSpeivia: Is vour breath foul.' If so
hou iiavb tub Catarrh Some have all
(these symptoms, others only a part.
rrlic leading symptom 01 orainary ca
tarrh is increased secretion ot mucus of
vellow or greenish colorea matter.
Foul breath is caused by the decom
posing neci etions exuded from festering
ulcers far back in the head; sometimes
the membrane covering the bones is
eaten away and the bones themselves
i ll-- .1, i- ftitr., rauipfi api) in
CflUdeed objects of pity, as stench from
rf v,me notlnwd fbv t
the secre-
h"vSouil 0f the whol
e system
' . . , acAa
.nTiiTC "
t fln)qv iliit. If pvl OlT.TlfnRVl
M. t i, v mail SI. 1C
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III J,M1I
STOCK
e Lai of Discoveries
Mason,
I
The AlbanylBakery !
Uuderjthe uewniaiiasrement of
, WHO KEEPS I
A fu.i
groceries and
JCan ea nueapples,
Choice Table Delicacies
ggaVJBI Ornamented cakes for
Weddinj8anil Parties,
Salmon bellies, mackerel and salt'fish.of all
kinds. - '
FEESHJ BAKED BREAD
.fcCvery Day.
1
TEAS and COFFEE
CANXEDJGOODS. ETC. ,ck
The best Soap in the market
Le Roi Savon.
A fine assortment of domestic
and Imported Cigars.
T4At John'Fox's old stand. 1$ low JFlinn's
lew brick.
Agricultural ImplemenLS,
FARM IMPLEMENTS,
OF EVERY DESCRIPTION
HARDWARE
-and Tinware!
At-
PORTLAND PRICES.
CALL AND SEE US.'
E. 2TELS0XT,
Shedd Oregon.
Albany Bath House
and - '
HAIR DRESSING SALOON,
JOSEPH WEBBER, PROPRIETOR.
SLadier -nd children's"hair dress
ng a specialty. Dntiae satisfaction
?uarantend.
OF ALBANY OREGON.
PRESIDENT.
VICE-PRESIDENT
L.
S.
Flinn.
E. Young,
cashier, G.E.Chamberlain,
rPRANSACTS A GENERAL BANKING
X BtsiESt. Accounts kept subject to
check. Sisrht Exchansre and Telegraphic
iiuiiMt. soiu on ev iorK, unicaeo. san
hrancisco and Portland.Oregon. Collections
maae on tavorahle terms.
c:cr?r
E. Yon L. Fldjk
U. t ULAIS W. E. TUBRBLL
Gbo. E. Chamberlain-
Portrait
Photcgrapher
1 Tweedale's BuilainR
SITTINGS BY APPOINTMENT
OOMS TO RENT, APPLY To
MRS
V, Cundiff, cotuer of
Washington streets.
HAVING SOLD AN INTEREST IN MY
harness nusiness to 1. J. Overman, I am
desirous of collecting all - my outstandina
notes and accounts. All persons knowinir
themselves indebted to me will please call
and settle.
The business will be continued as usual at
the same please. E. L THOMPSON.
Albany, Feb. 22.
.Magnolia Floor.
UIF. BEST MAGNOLIA FLOUR . DELIV-
ered to any parr, of the citv, for S1.1U per
i
Best Syr
Pies
Cakes
mis, Its, RaisiDS
Stoves
THE FIRST NATIONAL
sack. JoUN A CKAvjt"OKl.
nlaOdtf
Temporal (KMrt'!
At the eutrance ttbe Nitioni l
Museum at Washington is large
stone sarcophagus, , which was
brought to this i country some
yearsagb from Eatypt add pre
sented to the Smithsppiin institu
tion. The other; da ' one- f the
excursionists from '.. ia orthern New
St.
York, entering the funding, stop
ped to look at it.- laming to...Jhe
man who uhecKS umoieuas aua
canes, she said : .:'"
.-"-What is that great stone affair?'1
"That's a sarcophagus, ma'm,''
he answered.
"Where did it com from?"
"F .in Egypt, ma'm."
What do they hse"5t tor?"
"To spit iql 'Aostlv, ; ma'm,"
rephed the faithful, public servant.
. Female lawyers.
Somebody has figured out that
femal'j lawyers m the United States
number forty-five, and they are to
be found, in Iowa 8, Missouri 3,
Michigan 6, Utah Terr tory 1
Dist'ict of Columbia :J, Maim 1
Ohio 4, Illinois 7,' Wisrousin 5
Indiana 2, Kansas 3, Minnesota
(from Iowa)',' -California 2, Con
necticut 1, Massachusetts 1,
Nebraska 1, Washington Territory
1. Pennsylvania 1. And it might
have been added, Oregon 2, at
least.
KlenNlBKtt Prf diraT
i h ii djlphi Times.
w ifes whose husbands are in the
habit of sending bogus telegrams
to themselves calling them away
"in but neat . i wi 11 u n i te in blessi ne
Dr. Gray. -He has invented what
he calls a telautozraph, which wtl
telesrapn hanu-writing exactly as
it is written, and henceforth
deceitful husbands will have lo
employ the services of' a third
part? m order to 1srrv out their
wicked schemes.
Too Macb fr aay (xImmI.
A ghost
invaded a drummer's
.Vim in Ohio, but as. soon a th
drummer began !to tatk rheiilwt
disappeared.; lhe ghost cvuieutly
knew a thing' or two:
Gw. MASTON, PHYS1CM& s''
, (feon, Albany, ire; -. -r
Vf H. ELLIS, PdVbiClAN- AA1 st.hr
1U. S
geon, Albai y, Oregon.
n C. KELLY, PHYSICIAN AND SUK-
jm won Albany, Oregon, offlefi over' Gnul
wohl's store.
Ottice hours, from 8 A. M. to 4
p. x.
DR. E. A. Mc ALiSTEft 'ij 1OCATED
his office on the. corner of Fust and
Broaalbin streets, ovey ttedfleld & Eronnell's
store, where he can be found when not pro
fessionally engaged.
MRS M.E.McCOY,SI.O.HOM(EOPATHIC
physician, office and reftideiice comer of
First and Baker street. Albany; Or.' Chronic
diseases a sectalty. Consultation free. Of
(ice hours: 10 to 12 a m. and '-' to 5 p.m.
4TTORXK1.
T K. N.
BLAOKBCRN, Al'lOitXEY AT
U. Law,
Albany, Ureiroti. - uii.ee in Odd
bellow's Temple. Vill practic- in court?
ofthefrtate, and. eive special artnti'm to all
business.
WOLVE
atLt
Law, Albany, Or. Oitii.-e in rooms 13
and 14, Foster's Block, over L. E. Blain'a
store. '
J.'
K. W EATHOKFuRI K AITOKNEY AT
law. Albanv. Oreaon . t )rlit:e in Odd
Fcdow's Temnle. Will practice' in' all the
ourts of fhestate, and give special attention
to an business. . .........
Hon 'wllMtave Mn-y
BY TAKING YOUR SEWING MACHINES
I. the repairer. B F. Pardons, at Sixth
and Jefferson streets. Albany, Oresron. Good
satisfaction or no pay.
Gr-
I. BARTLEY', M. D., OFFERS HIS
services to the irootl thizens of the
vi -init Tamrent. Linn countv, Oregon.
...... ACRES uF LAND SITUATED 12
0t ) miles east of Alhany.near the Oregon
Pacific railroad. 300 acres ih cultivation, and
contains sutticlent water ana cuncer lor gen
eral imp. . Would make four ood farina
Price, 812,000, with teims to suit puichastr,
For particulars apply to J. ,:-Oor,' "
iJLTLESS FAMILY fJEDIGIN"
"I have used Simmoixa Utver
Regulator for n? any yoara, hav
ing made it mj only Family
' Medicine. My mother before
me was very partial to It. It is
a safe, good and reliable medi
cine for any disorder of the
s5'stem, and if used in time is
a great preventive of aichnets.
I often recommend it to my
friends, and shall continue to
do so ; r - : '' K
. . 1tev. Jamea M. Bolllns,
astor M. K-Churoh, So.Fftirflold.Va
TIME AND DOCTClr IILU SAVED 6,
i.nntMm tteeninm SHmmttm Idvei
egulatmr in the awn.
"I have found Simmons Liver
Regulator the Det family med
. icine I ever used for anything
that may happen, have used it
in Indigestion, Colic, JHarrhaa,
BUiouttet, and found it to re
lieve immediately. After eat
ing a hearty supper, if, on going
to bed, I take about a teaspoon
ful, I never feel the effects of
the supper eaten.
"OVID a. SPARKS,
"Ex-Mayor Macon, Ga."
4S-ONLY GENUINE1
Has our Z Stamp on front of Wrapper.
, H. Zeilin & Co., Sole Proprietor
rice. Sl.OOc FHIXADELFUIA, r.
jENERAL LEWS
Johnsonville National Bank
Robbed of Over $10,u00.
A Constrnoiion Train Wrecked and Several
Men Killed-The Hanging of Two
Murderers Eastern Newe.
The IIerams Special Dispatches.
St. Johnson ville (JN. Y.), April
13. The First National tfank here
was robbed this morning. Entrance
was effected through the back
window. The burglars blew, off
the vault and safe doore and carried
rvft ttoMcsBTthan- $10,000 in cash..
$820 in bills and a gold watch and
bain valued at $170, together with
other jewelry which had been left
at the bank for sale keeping, jno
trace of the burglars has been
discovered.
40.Mi.Ll Mi's ILLSfcSS.
The thnnees r His Keeoverv Are
One to Six.
New York, April 13. Dr.
Anderson left Conkling's house at
7:30 o'clock and returned soon
after 8. He said Conkling rested
well all night and slept quite as
well as on ihe night previous. He
onlv .oke up on being called upon
to take medicine. At quarter past j
S Mrs. Conkling came down stairs.,.
There was a marked change for the:
better in her appearance. ; The
faithful ' wife had sperit a" good;
night's rest. She spoke hopefully i
about her husband. The doctors,
she said, had spoken to her in the
mot encouraging terms with re
gard to Mr: Conkling's condition.
At 9:30 Dr. Barker said the pa
tient's chances of recovery were
one in six.
FATAL FLAMG8.
Mother aaU Her Infant Child
. Burned ia Death.
Florida, (N. Y.), April 13. Two
Iwellings were burned here last
night. Mrs. Bird and her babe,
who occupied one of tliein, per
ished. Ik BSIDKS Si:t'IDF..
Hr. Rnlklry. Only Dauffhter uf
Jndltt! milcr, l akes PoImoii.
.'Washington-, April 13. Mrs.
G'ieC.' Bulk ley committed sui
c'delast night by taking poison.
Mtr' BulkkrV-: w553n.oiily daughter
oMndge Curtis J. Hillyer, and her
elopement with young Bulkley a
few months ago created quite a
sensation. She separated from
him after marriage a:;d went to her
father's house. A few days after
words she went to live with him,
and after a short time again return
ed to her father's house.
RAILWAY IlKl TEK.
A onslraelion Tram i rt eked and
Several killed and Woundrd.
Birmingham, Ala., April 13.;-A
construction train on tne Kansas
City," 'Memphis , nd Birmingham
railroad was wrecked sixty miles
west of here at 7 :30 last evening.
pour workmen were killed and one
fatally injured. No others were
seriously injured. The tram was
backing at a high rate of speed,
struck a cow and was ditoneti.
Dr. Agnew and Conkling.
Nkw York, April 13. Dr. Ag-
naw is still seriously ill with peri
typhlitis. Dr. Sands, who per
formed the operation on coiiKimg,
will to-day perform an operation
on Agnew, who was one of the con
sulting physicians on the Conkling
case. ir. tancis saici tins morning
that Agriew is now much nearer to
death than Conkling.
Jury IMsnsreed.
Chicago, April 13. The jury in
the Brnshirigham case has disa
greed. Defendant is pastor of the
Ada street Methodict church, and
ia charged by Eva Parker, one of
his nociv, with illegitimate parent
age. Murderer Hiiuzed.
Ferus Falls, Minn., April 13.
Olson llolong was hanged here to
dav for the murder of his employ
er's daughter, a young eirl ot 16,
whom it is thought he ravished be
fore committing the deed.
Another Hanging. '
Warsaw, N. Y., April 13. Rob
ert Van Brunt was hanged m War
saw jail yard this afternoon for the
murder of his sweetheart's brother,
Will Rav, in October, 1886. He
was a member of the Salvation
Army. .
FL1I1CAL PRATTLE.
What Sentstor Stauford Think)
the I'residentlal Ontlook.
of
New York, April 12. -Senator
Stanford to-day said: "I have
heard said here that Depew was
simply a stalking horse for Biaine.
and that the JNew York delegates
... .. .. . o
win go to t nicago ostensibly for
Depew, but in reality for Blaine.
I don't believe Depew will consent
to play a role for anv man."
"Could Depew carry Californi.-i?"
'I believe any Republican win
i .
n ia uu pu'rtiai fiiiutonism can
carry the coast. I like D:-pev, but
is he a in an who eouul increase in
sirengui nicer tne nonmiHiion?
bonio mta who are very suod be-
fere the convention, do not expand
or gain strength as the o.ampiign
progresses. Senator Sherman, I
think, could carry California.
Two years ago he could not, but he
has gained much by his course
since.
An Indian Letter.
The following letter is one
written by a Piute Indian, who
was attending school at the Warm
Springs Indian Agency, and was
sent by Dave Holmes, teacher at
the reserva ion, to his brother, Dr.
V. R, Holmes, as a specimen of
the proficiency of the "noble red"
in conquering the diflictilties o
the English idiom. The letter,
nrhich is given verbatim, et litera
tira, et spellatim, is as follows:
' Mr. Dr. Dougherty Dear Sir:
as you was give-it to me something
I was very well. I eat , in the
morning and noon , and evening
But I would like have some more
&-I want Meat' &- Sugar & Flo&r
k Beans & & a,. I want that
Bacon to Boil Beans with- and . I
want sos p to wash clean my Pil
low & my dirty shirt & socks. . 1
was eat just Rite, apples, tea, &
sugar ' thats a 1, But ' now is out
You w:ll please eive me ail that I
want, and i. un l - in niv stomach
just i Mf v me' all vr my body just
hurt uie u i.itl . But am very
sorry to say that iny brother Geo.
riute is very sick at agencv 1 wish
I see. Please let me know how is
and what he is feel and write down
Bend it by Henry. 1 n v'er see my
Brother Geo. tor a long ' time
"Ye-urs truly
Charley Johnson.
fekort lien
" The brave man is an inspiration
to the weak, and compels a lol
lowing;
Canes are like precessions; the?
return to the place from wbeaci
they came. .
: What we belisve is more often
so because it grinds our ax than
otherwise.
" Never did "Hnv"Sb"u"l do gootj-but
it came .eadier to the same again
with more enjoyment
There is uothiu? like settling
with ourselves, as there is a deal
we must do without in this lite
To smile at a ju&t which piants a
chern in another s breast is to be
cornea principal in lhe mischief.
Nothing is so contagious as ex
ample: we are never either much
sood or much eyils
itators.
Wickedness may
awhile: but, in the
who sets all knaves
pay tbem.
without im
prosper for
long run, he
at work will
The nerve that never relaxes, the
eye that never' blanches, the
thonsrht that never wanders are the
harbingers f victory. "
Celibae.T be Feured.
Of Mormoaism as a national
danger, much that is superficial
and idle is spoken and written
The Mormons ar sober, indus
trious and thrifty, and their ac
ceptance of polygamy is our only
grievance against them. But
polvgninv beyond ail question we
need not fear at all. Even among
the Mormons it exists -in compara
tively few iustauces. It is a bar
barous institution and is found
only where women are held in the
oonriage ot ignorance and servitude.
No man, who has regard for his
peace and comfort, would think ol
having two wives in a country in
which women have become so in
telligent and independent that the
only su e way of iiving happily
wth even one is to be humble and
obedient. Sensuality with us, we
may bp reasonably . certain, will
not take the form of uxoriousuess.
The problem which will present
itself fo" solution is not whether a
man shall have one or several
wives, but whether he shall have
one or none at a'l, and whatever
the future ot llormnnisin may be
here in the ' united States it must
cease to be polygamous Bishop
Spalding.
Russian Petroleum for India.
The export of Rssuian petroleum
to India is rapidly assuming the
dimensions of a considerable in
dustrv. From data which have
i ust reached here from Batoum it
appeal's that during the last fifteen
vears steamers wer chartered from
that port to India with petroleum,
the total of which " amounted to
808,543 casks. One steamer was
freighted direct to Hongkong with
75,000 casks . ' The greater part of
thp shipments to Inoia, about 500,
000 casks, were sent d.rect to B:m
ba roe remainder to Calcutta an?
I di as. The last year's ex
p tit nas given - an impetus to the
trade is , lumciently proved by the
fact that during the last month of
the current year shipments amount
tng to 250.000 casks were carried
in tour, large steam vessels to
Bombay.
The Lazieat on Record-
A man has been found at Cavour
which is in Dakota, who is too lazy
t-j pick up a ten dollar gold piece
'rum the sidewalk for fear he will
have to exert himself to get it
chanovd. - t
A fine V.:.e o! neckties at main's.
HER PROPOSAL.
She irently vok his iassive hand,
And tenderly she placed
Her arm, without a reprimand,
About his willing waist.
She d-ew him clese; a fervent kiss
Upon his brow she pressed,
He yielded, and a new found bKss
Set all her fears at rest.
Then in a wild, impassioned way,
Her love for him sne told,
And besrsed of him that he would say
She'd not been ever bold.
Without him all her life she said,
Would be a desert drear;
If he said -'No" she'd never wed
At least till next Leap Year. '
Blushing, he heard her'bravely through,
.And then he cooed: "Oh, la!
This is so awful sudden Sue!
You'll have to ack my ma!"
Journal o? Education.
LOSlXJi IIKK TRADE.
Marked ftrrtine in lhe Ia
" ItutineMS at Chleaxo.
Chicago Correspondence New York tribune.
"Chicago is slowly but surely
osina its Dlace as the largest
umber market in the world."
Thus spoke, the secretarv of the
umbermen's Exchanse, :. T. P.
Swan. In support - of his state
ment he furnished the names of
several lumber firms that - have
recently either gone out of the
umber bus.m-ss entirety, removed
to other places, or which -will "di
96 in the near future. ' Iu the
whole f ' the British isles ' on!v
1)00,000,000 feet of lumber chang
ed nauns last year. Chicago alaoe
sold over 2.000.000.000 feet, or
more than twice as much. Th
capital' invested in it in this citv
arliouhts to; hundred' - of' millions
of dollars, and' many thousands of
the population find lucrative em
oloyment in handling the lumber.
When it is considered that the e
were, on January 1st 1 st. only
eighty-three lumber' dealers in
Chicago, and out of -this number a
dozen are leaving this- city or the
business this spring, it will be ap
parent that grave dangers must be
threatening the lumber interests of
Chicago, ! " ' -
HERMA. -O.NiKATi:i.ATED.
Indleatlnnit that reca's Hall r-
vice will lie Airratly Improved.
Washingxon, Aprii 12. ,Repre
senttiva Hermann, of Oregon, was
congratulatei to day by ' many
members on the republican side on
his unanimo s re-nomination for
congress by the-state convention in
Oregon. Mr. "Hermann will be
the first representative elected to
the fiftv-first congress, if cue repub
licans carry Oregon. The demo
crats are making strenuous efforts
to win that state from the republi
can party - in the next election.
Cleveland and Don Dickinson are
employing every device in their
power te make Oregon democratic
in the June election. - '
A BRAVE LAD.
A Boy Kill a Tramp while Relend
lug his Mother.
Seattle, Apri I 1 2. Yesterday
morning a tramp appreaefced the
bouse ot H. M. Giddings, which is
situated near Alki point, a prom
ontory opposite beattle, and - en
gaged is conversation with Mrs.
ti- ddings, and her daughter aged
14, and son Paul, aged 17. The
man acted strangely but finally
went awav. He returned yester
day with a Winchester rifle. The
mother and her children were
frightened and locked the back
door, towards which the tramp was
approaching, and endeavored to
escape by the front door. The man
met them and made an attack Ton
them. He struck at the little girl
but missed her. He then aimed a
murderous blow at Mrs. G. with
the rifle,' but again missed and the
weapon, striking the ground, was
broken.
He renewed r the attack, when
the mother called upon her boy
Paul to bring a rifle from the house
an, shoot the man. The little
fellow did this and as the ruffian
was about to resume the attack on
Mrs. G. the boy fired, sending a
ball through the man's leg at the
knee. The fellow ran down to
the beach. Later Mis. G. and
children followed' him and soon
after they reached him be died
from loss of blood. . : ,-
The identity of the man is not
certain, but it is believed he is the
person .whose sanity was ques
tioned' before the probate " court
some time ago. He probably stole
the rifle .fronr; Myers's cannery,
which was burned the same morn
ing, and it is believed he was the
person who set fire to it.
Fretty Old.
"Queen Victori.1 must be nearly
2.000 years . eld," remarked little
Johnny McSwilligoa.
"Where do you get that idea?-'
asked, his mamma. . -
"Why, 1 often see 'Victoria, B.
C.,' in the papers." Pittsburg
Chronicle. : h
Trne Feminine Happiness.
It is related that -Maria Mitchell
has discovered eight comets and
has never worn a . Werlb dress."
Ah, but show us the womau who
has wcrn-eighf Worth dresses and
na3 never discovered a comet and
we will show you .true feminine
happiness. ' -
Albany, Oregon.