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/] C o q u ille YOL. 18. t f it « H c rc tlö . COQUILLE CITY, OREGON, TUESDAY, ^ ) U . J. B U R T M OORE, AS TO FINANCIAL LEGISLATION S U R G E O N AND P H Y S IC I a N. President McKinley’ s Weakness and His "Anglom ania'’ — Hon. J- H. Upton Orford Tribune- In Port send them on their way to England. We were in a hole. We had all the war on our hands that we could safely handle. It was the part of prudence, therefore, to accede to the terms demanded. Let scobs and toads and imperialists fall down and worship Great Britain if they will, but the great body of the Am erican people will remain true to the Declaration of Independence, true to themselves and true to this mighty country, “ The land of the free and the home of the brave.” J. H. U pton . Langlois, Nov. 10, 1809. NOVEMBER 28, 1899. NO. 18 Emperor W illiam is In England. Portsmouth, England, Nov. 20.— The first critical period in a For many years i The German imperial yacht Hohen- woman’s life conics at the pass we have had an increasing number zollern entered the harbor at 10:05 , ILT j promptly respond to nil calls, ing o f her girlhood. How to Washington telegram (Nov. 14) of what we derisively termed Anglo today, and was welcomed with su- 1 dnv or night. preserve the daughter’s health to Brooklyn Eagle: maniacs. These have mostly been lutes from the guns of warships ^ IH E COM MEKCIAL -i----- A few days ago it was positively composed of rich American snobs and forts. The eniporer and em at this crisis is the problem stated in aduduiatration circlet, here and toadies. press and their two sons landed at that confronts every mother of T h e m oat m odern arranged B A R B E R that President McKinley iu his mes | 10.30 and were welcomed by the j 8 IIO P in C oquille C ity. Of course the rank and file of our girls. Mrs. J. M. Riggs, o f Car- sage to congress would not only Duke of Connaught, who wore the ■ people can never be caught by the U. M. McDonald, Proprietor. terville, Mo., solved the prob recommend legislation to strengthen , claptrap new being resorted to look uniform of the German HusBar reg lem. * She says: the treasury and muko it more cer ing to an alliance with England, the iment, of which he is an honorary l moon tain that the present gold standard l traditional and wily foe of the _ d a u g h te r J o slo d u r in g th o w in ter colonel, and by various court digni O f 1807 - 98 , s u ffe red a c o m p le te b reakd o w n shall be maintained, but that he [ United States. Yet it cannot bo taries. Emperor William wore the l a h e a lth . B h e w a s th in a n d pale, h ad n o a p p e tite , a n d wns so w e a k th a t sh e would directly recommend gold blinked out that the tribe of un- uniform of a British admiral. w a s u n a b le to w a lk to s ch o o l. T h o se w h o standard legislation. The friends American admirers of monarchy k n e w h er c o n d itio n s a id t h a t site w a s In Bunting and German and British C O Q U IL L E C IT Y . O U E Q O N . th e firs t s ta g e s o f c o n s u m p tio n . S h o r tly of the gold standard and those who has been perceptibly reinforced up Courage Wins. flags were displayed everywhere. | a fte r s c h o o l clo sed , o u th o a d v ic e o f a n e ig h b o r, w e b eg an g iv in g h er Ur. W il have been interested in what is on the shallow plea that Great Brit H m I E sU te anü Collactiona a Specialty The imperial party took the train for , li a m s ’ P in k P ills fo r P a le P eo p le. T h e The number of men who fall on Windsor at 11:30 amid the salutts' knowu as the Indianapolis move ain was our friend during our e ffe c t o n h e r c o n d itio n w a s m a rv e lo u s . B e fo re s h e h a d ta k e n h a l f a l>ox h er ment, have claimed all along that late little brush with Spain, and the account of lack of courage is of warships, bands playing national c o n d itio n w a s im p ro v e d , a n d s h e k o p t o n Jo h n F. Hall, g a in in g a p p e tite , s tre n g th u n d flesh u n til the president would adopt this fact that we could stand iu no possi enormous, says Shoe and Leather anthems aud cheers from crowds. s h e whs e n tir e ly w ell. course, and they have predicted that ble need of her aid iu that matter Facts. The number who would re **8he to o k th re e b o ttle s o f th e p ills RECEPTION AT WINDSOR. ^ . t t o r r s . 3 3 7 - . a t - X ja 'O T , a n d to-d ay th ere is n o t a h e a lth ie r , m ore bis message would ring in no un sufficiently accounts for her tacit fuse to let go of u dollar if they ro b u s t lo o k in g g ir l In C a rte rv ille . Hhe Is M A U S H F IE L D , O H E GO N . Windsor, Nov. 20.—The emperor fle s h ie r a n d h e a lth ie r th a n ovc** before In certain sound in regard to this tender of it to us. These converts knew positively that it was going to h e r life .” M as. J . M . K i a a s . important matter. It is now stated, to monarchy and imperialism must briug back two is astonishing. and empress of Germany nnd their D ealer in R e a l E statk o f all kinds. Subscribed and sw orn t o b efore party arrived here at 10:45. They however, and the Eagle correspond needs renounce our great Declara Such men merely exist They don't m e , a N otary P u b lic, th is 15 th day o f y r t l e c a m p , n o . 197 , w o o d m e n ent gets this from the highest source, tion of Independence, and some of live. They really don’t amount to any were received by the Prince of O cto b e r, 1 S 98 . W m . W olcott , o f the W orld, meets at M asonio Hall Wales, the Duke of Cambridge nnd N o ta ry P u b lic . The men who win are the 1st and 3d M onday nights o f each m onth. that the president has pvacticnlly them even stigmatise it as “Flap thing. From the Journal, Carterville, Mo. A. J. H hhbwoc •* Consul. decided not to refer to the gold doodle.” men who pick out the right course the Duke of York, nil wearing Ger G eorg e T . M oulton, Clerk. man uniforms. Thero wns tremen standard in his message, except to The leading imperialist organ at to pursue, and then back their con dous cheering in the streets as the Dr._ W illiam s’ Pink Pills for Pale People O U R T O O Q U IL L B , n o . ih , k o k k s t - call attention to the fact that the the National Capital, the Washing victions with their last Denny and contain, in a condensed form, all the ele era o f America, meets every second and law of 1873 placed the country on their last ounce of energy. The imperial party drove to the castle, ments necessary to give new life and richness ton Daily Star, has this to say: fo u r th Thursday ovon in g, at M asonio Hall where they were received by Queen to the blood and restore shattered nerves. a gold basis, and that that standard C o q u ille C ity, Oregon. “ Ono would think there hud been first goods that John Wauuamaker Victoria at 2 p. m. The waiting- They are an unfailing spécifié for such dis G k o . O . L e a c h , C. R . was now maintained. ever sold brought him $35. He de cuses os locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, enough nonsensicnl harping on the room nnd platform at the station H . N. L o r k n z , R . 8 The fact of the matter is, there livered his goods on a wheelbarrow. St. Vitus* dance, sciatica, neuralgia rncu- “ consent of the governed.” The were lavishly decorated with flowers. matisra, nervous headache, the after-effects of H A D W IC K L O D G E , NO. 68, A. F. are a number of eastern and western Ho collected the $35 and went di la grippe, palpitation o f the heart, pale and The town is filled with excursion and A: M ., m eets on Saturday evening Republicans high in the couucils of Declaration of Independence was rectly to a newspaper office and sallow complexions, all forms ot weakness •n or before each fu ll m oon. V isitin g breth never construed literally by its au either iu male or female. the party who are opposed to any thor or anybody else. It was not plaDked it down for advertising ists nnd decorated witli tings. On r e n cordia lly in v it e d . the town hall the British and Ger H a r r y K r iu s , W . M . gold standard legislation at the Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People tre never built with the Constitution, andbur space. ---------------------- - C . W . W hite, Sec. _____ man royal standards and the Stars sold by the dozen or hundred, but always In pack- ------ ----------— appronching session of congress. es. At all druggists, or direct from the Dr. Wil government has paid no attention to and Strip« b float side by side. U ELA H C H A P T E R , N O . 6, O . E. 8., These men, it is stated, believe that K ms Medicine Company. Schsnootady, N. Y., 50 The Christmas Telegram- -------------. . -------------- Mats per box. 6 boxes S2-50- its glitteriug generalities.” m eets Friday e v en irg cn or before A Mure W ish «1 C ro u p . e a ch fu ll m oon at 8 o ’ clock from April 1st wo had better let well enough alone; That paper’s excuse is that the t o O ctob er 3 lst, and thereafter at 7:30; and that the country is now enjoying The forthcoming Christmas num Hoarseness in a child that is sub Declaration of Independence was Bach fifteen days thereafter at 2 o ’ clock in an extraordinary degree of pros th e a ftern oon . not iucluded in the Constitution. ber of The Evening Telegram will ject to croup is a indication of the perity and that it would be unwise M r s . N ora A . M c E w en , W . M . It did not need to be. That great be a handsome and valuable edition, approach of the discuss. If Cham M r s . J k n n ib R okk . S e c . to take auv chances in the way of charter of our liberties was prior and will contain much of interest, berlain’s Cough Remedy is given ns C o q u i l l e l o d g e , n o . 53. i . o . o . f ., disturbing this prosperity, the belief and superior to the Constitution; in not only to Portlanders, but to all soon a» the child becomes hoarse, J m eets every Saturday even ing. V isit in g brethren in good standing cordially being that the enactment of finan fact in the absence of success of the the people of Oregon and the North or even after the croupy cough has cial legislation of a radical charac ¡n v ite d . „ „ doctrines laid down iu that immor west. In addition to many splen appeared, it will prevent the attack. J. A. S e e d , N. G . ter by congress would tend to up J . 8 . L a w r e n c e , R. S. tal documont we never could have didly illustrated articles on Port Many mothers who have croupy set business. These politicians have land and Portland industries, it will children always keep this remedy at had a Constitution. /C O Q U I L L E E N i’ A M P M E N l’ , N O. 21k I. A Farm Library o f unequalled value— m e t i c a l . contain an extensive ' illustrated hand and find that it saves them \ J O . O . F ., m eets every first and third frequently of late impressed upon Up-to-date, Concise and Comprehensive— Hand Professor Woodburn, of Indiana T hu rsd ays iu each m onth at Odd Follows’ the president, both by letter and in write-up of the mines find mining much trouble and worry. It can somely Printed and Beautifully Illustrated. University, boldly advocates the re h a ll. C ordial in vita tion extended to all vis interviews, their views and have resources of the state!. It is in always bo depended upon nnd is it in g patriarchs in good sta n d in g. By JACO B B ia O L B formation of our school histories by strongly urged him not to make any R . E. B u c k , O. P. tended to make this both a hand pleasant to take. For sale by It. S. No. 1— BIQGLE HORSE BOOK 3 . F . B o p t u l l , S c r i b e . ___ ________________ _ radical recommendations in his forth eliminating therefrom the popular A ll about Horses— a Common-Sense T reatise, w ith over version of our Revolutionary war some souveuir edition and a valuable Knowlton. 74 illustrations , a standard work. P rice, 50 Cento. As one of these a m i e BEBEKAH LODGE, n o . 20. coming message. ami of the causes lead:ng up thereto, advertisement of the resources of N o. 2 —BIQGLE BERRY BOOK I. O . O . F .. meets every 2d and 4th politicians said: About 2500 Chicago members of “It is one thing to W ednesdays in each m on th , at O dd F el A ll about g ro w in g Sm all F ruits— read and learn h o w ; and the substitution therefor of the the state. Thousands of copies of the Knights and the Ladies of contains 43 colored life-like reproductions o f a ll lead in g low s’ hall. M bs . J u l i t h C o l l i e r , N. G . talk about financial legislation and versions of the English historian this edition will be sent to the finan varieties and 100 other illustrations. Price, 50 Cents. Honor have seceded from the or J . S . L a w r e n c e . S .______________________ its political necessity, but it is quite Yecky. He says: “Our American cial centers of the east One mau ganization because of dissatisfaction No. 3 — BIQQLE POULTRY BOOK auother thing to legislate on it. i^ lO Q U IL L E COU N CIL. N0.333 OF TH E A ll about Pou ltry ; the best Pou ltry Dook in existence ; school books in the past have con has placed an advance order for with the management of the affairs tells ev eryth in g ; \vitha3 colored life -lik e reproductions F raternal Aid A ssociation m eets the The latter course is always a dan o f a ll the princip al breeds; w ith 103 other illu stra‘.iond. tained false and exaggerated des 1000 copies to go to Europe and of the body by the suprome lodge. 2d Tuesday evening o f each m onth. gerous expedient.” Price, 50 Cent*. many other large ord* e ave being M r s . E l l a P an n cn ber o , P res. potism and tyranny.” Fourteen lodges in Chicago have No. 4 — BIQGLE COW BOOK D . F. D e a n . S e c . __________________________ booked. I have been led into the above A ll ab ou t Cows and the D airy Business • h av in g a grea t withdrawn and have set up a rival sale ; contains 8 colored life-like reproductions o f rach Legislation on Frances. J. E. HAYNES. reflection by reading in your paper SHAD HUDSON, breed, w ith 133 other illustrations. Price, 50 Cents. concern, which is styled the Germau- The Oregon Native Son is be the statement of Clifton R. Breck- No. 6 — BiaOLB SW INE BOOK New York. Nov. 20.— A special to enridge, attorney of the spoilsmen, coming a genuine immigration bu Americnn Federation of Illinois. Just out. A ll about Hogs— B reeding, F eeding, B utch Hudson & Haynes, the Herald from Washington says: to the effect that this government reau within itself of late. Not only Tho members of the 14 lodges say ery, Diseases, etc. Contains over 80 beautiful half tones and other engravings. P rice, 50 Cents. Adoption of the old Reed rules, it give more Oregon history they seceded because they thought .T h eB IG O L E B O O K S are unique.original,useful—you never Mining and Real Estate Agents immediate passage of the caucus ought to aid Great Britain in its docs the assessments which the supreme saw an y th in g lik e them —so practical, sosensible. They than any publication ever issued, war on the two republics of South are h av in g an enorm ous sale— B ast. W est, N orth and Eckley, Carry Coauty, Oregon. committee’s financial reform hill, Africa. It is now perfectly evident but attractions and advantages of lodge levied each mouth upon South. E very one w ho keeps a H orse, Cow, H og c AVE valuable M ines, F a rm s, Stock C hicken , or gro w s Sm all F ruits, ou gh t to send n g h t the members were too high. lU n ch es and T im b e r Lands lor ante. and reorganization of committees that England, the brutal, barbarous tho Pacific Northwest are admirably aw ay for the B I G G L E B O O K S . T h e along old lines ns far as possible, bully among the weak nations, and set forth each month. The October Evening Telegram (Rep.): The House and fi aorea o f land w ell im proved with the Republican membership of the cringing, truckling coward iu number is at hand, and among other Boer government manifests signs, in In W ilbur, D ou glas cou nty, O r., for sale, or exchange fo r property in M yrtle l*oint. the committee on rules consisting of the face of strong ones, had South meritorious contributions me tho its treatment of tho American con Messrs. Henderson, Dalzell nnd African chestnuts iu mind when she following: “ Oregon,” a poem, by sul at Pretoria, of displeasuro with Is vou r paper, m ade for you and not a m isfit. It Is 23 years o ld ; It is the great boiled-down, hit-the-nail-on-the-head,—• Babcock, is the program which Mr. pretended to be our friend ngainst Maj. T. J. Ackerson; “ The Willam the Amt-rinn government, which quit-after-you-have-said-it, Farm and Household paper in Henderson, who is to be speaker, poor, decrepit old “ Colonial Spain.” ette Valley,” by J. C. Leasure; under tho circumstances is natural th e w orld— the b iggest paper o f its size In the United S tates o f A m erica—h avin g over a m illion and a-h alf regu lar readers. lias marked out for the house of And she had not counted without “ Beauty, Beeswax aud Rum,” a le and not to bo too severely censured. representatives as a result of his her host, for our administration at gend, by Thos. A. Wood; “ Poisoned The Boers expected the sympathy of Any ONE o f the BIGGLE BOOKS, and the FARM JOURNAL conference with the president, the Washington is at this moment bend Arrows,” by G. M. Carver; “ The the Americans, who are mode to | Y E A R S (rem .ln .lcr o f 1H99 1500 1901, 190, and 190J) w ill b* K n t by m a ll f o any address for A D O L L A R B IL L . appear, on tho contrary, as espe. leading members of the house and ing its moral support to the crush Building of a State,” by F. Hamp Sam ple o f F A R M JO U R N A L and circu lar descrlbing B IG G L E BO O K S free. Curran & Gass, Proprietors. with other prominent Republicans ing of the Orange Free State and ton; “ A Pioneer Patriot,” by S. H. cially friendly to Great Britain. WILMER ATKINSON, Address, F J R H JO U R N A L CHAS. F. JENKINS. since his arrival in Washington. P h il a d e l p h ia Frederick; “ A Legend of Tahoma,” the Transvaal Republic. “ But why,” asked the shade of a v in g b o u g h t o u t t h e c e n - - - 1 — -- » «<»► ---------- — It has been the uniform habit of and “ An Episode of Road Loca tral Meat M arket, we will be able to 1‘m.riok Henry, “ did you have Anne Herbert George says— and it is furnish all k in d s o f M eat—B eef, M utton this country to send words of sympa tion,’ ’ by F. H. Saylor; “ Robbery of “ We lean toward and Pork, an d will pay the highest cash our platform too: the Great Alaskan Express Com Boleyn’s head cut off?” “ Well,” an thy and cheer to all weak govern p rice for beef, hogs. sheep, etc. swered Henry VIII, “ she really genniue old-fashioned 1770 Ameri _______________________C U R B A N A G ASS. ments in their struggle to escape or pany,” by C. H. Sholes; “ A Mazaina canism. As an American citizen we did not need it. I was head of the throw off the ycke of alien masters. Song,” poem, by H. S. Lyman; Threading esteem the English more highly house, you know.” “ Early Days in Linn,” by W. G. For $ 1 8 . 5 0 Poland, Hungary, Armenia, Crete, L A T E ST NEW than nny foreigner that seeks the Steel; “The Cabin of the Oregon BEST HOME Mexico, all of the South and Cen C. O. G I L K E Y , P R O P R I E T O R , CH EAPEST folds of the stars nnd stripes for ST Y L E Pioneer,” by Sam Simpson and “ In C o q u ille C ity , O r.— O p p osite D epot. freedom, but, the best class of En tral American States, and finally Shipped to anyone. Cuba have been the objects of our dian War Recollections,” as related an yw here, on Id glishmen abroad do not favor by A. H. Sale. d a ys’ free trial, Keeps o n ly P u re W ines nnd Liquors and sympathy and good offices. England’s course toward the weak in your own F ine Cigars. (Thrice-a-Week Edition) That England has no stomach for h o m e , without T h e Am ericus Club W hisky is ono o f the nations of the earth. Even Andrew a s k in g one cent "I Am on Fire -" facing a strong power, was abund specialties served in thes3 Clubroom s. in advance. Carnegie reflects our views upon antly illustrated iu the indecorous ALMOST A DA ILY-A T THE PRICE Oom Paul outrage. We do not Cape Henry, Va., Nov. 20.—The Best Billiard Table in Sout hern Oregon the precipitancy with which she ran to 10 y s a r i* written OF A WEEKLY. hate Englishmen. Wo hate English warranty w i t h cover chased by the shadow of German steamer Olinda passed in each m achine. institutions. We despise wars of for Norfolk at 7:50 a. m., flying 0 0 0 3 b a y Cleveland’s course, undiplomatic The most widely circulated "week conquest. The fight in the Trans tho signal, “ I am on fire.” The A strictly high-grade S ew bluff in the Venezuela matter. ly” newspaper in America is the vaal today has been caused by one in g M a c h i n e , f i n i s h e d Olinda, under the command of Cap In conclusion it may be well to throu ghout iu th e b est po*> . Thrice-a-Week edition of The New ambitious man, Cecil Rhodes, whose slide m anner. It pos»CM»es all recite for the benefit of Mr. Brcck- tain Hansen, sailed from New York York World, and with the presiden m odern im p rov em en ts,a u d its ambition demanded the right for late Saturday night for Matanzas, C. W. PATERSON. Prop. m echanical cornu ruction is tial campaign now at hand you can Uitlanders to vote and control the enridge and any others who may be Cardenas, etc. such that In it arc com bined anxious to see the two model re s im p licity with g re a t strength, not do without it Here are some thus insuring case o f runutng, M anufacturer o f M arble M onum ents, H ea l- South African Republic without be publics iu South Africa crushed by of the reasons why it is easily the coming naturalized citizens. En Aggressive missionary work in the ston es. T a b lets, eto. p< .s -ible lor the m ach in e to be Great Britain, a little bit of not very put out o f order. It sew s fa*l islands acquired by the United leader in a dollar a year journalism: cem etery lo ts enclosed w ith ston e coping glishmen hide behind the pretext nnd m akes n p erfect stitch o r cu rbin g. Iron railings fa m ish ed to o r that Oom Paul demanded n seven ancient history. It is issued every other day, aud Staten in the war with Spain has w ith all kin d s o f th rea d and Coupon, if d er. Correspondence solicited from parties In 18G1 our government was en all classes o f m aterial. A lw a y s is to all purposes a daily. Boers who are iv in g in the cou ntry or oth er tow ns who years’ residence. lent C 0 .1 . ready for use and un rivalled gaged in a stupendous war with the been determined upon by the board Every week each subscriber re m ay wish anythin g in my lin e o f bnsiness. born on Boer soil have to wait 1 for speed, d urability an d qual of managers of missions of the or on triai southern confederacy, and for sev ity o f w ork N otice th e fol M s r s h f iv iu - O beo ceives 18 pages and often during the twenty-one years. There is a very ARLINGTON.** lo w in g p oints oi suj»erior|*jr» eral years thereafter. During that Protestant Episcopal church in this “ busy" season 24 pagos each week. strong opinion prevailing among country. KcftMva V I T A L I T Y The price is only $1 per year. Americans today, that the mistake war England did her level best to L O S T V IG O R T h e Head o f th e “ A rlin g to n ” sw in gs or, patent socket hinges, firm ly held down b y a thum b George’s Weekly: National bank AND M A N H O O C of the American repnblic is to allow embarrass us. In November, 1861, It is virtually a daily at the price *w. Strong, substantial, neat and handsom e in design, and b eau tifu lly o rn a m en ted iu gold. Bed p la te lias rounded corn ers and is inlaid or countersunk, m a k in g it flush w ith top o f table. ers are permitted to borrow money of a weekly. Cures Impotency, Night Emissions end foreigners to vote before they have Mason and Slidell, commissioners h ig h e s t A rm — S p ace u n d er the arm is V . inches high and tf in ch es lo n g . T h is w ill ad m it th e s k irts, nnd t ven guilts. It Is S elf Threading- Absolutely n o holes to put th rea d through Its news covers every known part largest wasting diseases, all effects o f self been among us long enough to re for the confederacy to London, of our government at 1 per cent. excep t e y e o f needle. S h u ttle is cylinder, open on end, en tirely s e lf th read in g, easy to p ut In or abuse, or excess and indis alize what our sort of a government escaped on a confederate cruiser to Why shouldn’t everybody enjoy the of the world. No weekly newspaper tak e out; bobbin holds a large am ount o f thread. 5 titc h R egu la tor is on th e bed or th e m achine, What is there could stand alone nnd furnish such beneath th e bobbin w inder, am i has a scale show ing th e num ber o f stitch es to th e Inch, an d can Havana, and was there taken on same comforts? cretion. A nerve tonic and means.” b e C hanged from 8 to 82 stitches to the inch. P e e d is double and ex te n d s ou both sid es o f needle; board the British steamship Trent. about the banker that makes him service. blood builder. Brings the never fails to tak e voods th rou gh ; never stops at : ms; m ovem ent is positive; tm »firings to -------------- -« -------------------- b reak and g et out oi order; can be raised and lowered at will A u to m a tic Bobbin W in d er— 0 ■ pink glow to pale cheeks and Captain Wilkes, commanding the any better than anybody else? M achine does The Thrice-a-Week World has at fillin g the bobbin au tom atically and p erfectly smooth without not Republic—Cecil Rhodes is said federal warship, San Jacinto, was 1 restores the fire of youth. not run w h ile w in d in g bobbin. L ig h t R unning - Machine is easy to run, does not fatigu e theop er- its disposal all of the resources of ator, m ak es little noise and sew s rap idly. S titch is a double lock stitch, th e sam e on both aides, ! By mail fiOc per box; O boxes to be showing his fearlessness of ordered from Washington to run In Germany: Caller— Is the edi w ill not tavcl, aud ran be chan ged without M opping th e m achine. Ten sion Is a flat s p rin g ten- for with a written guaran Boer capture by giving daily din down the Tient and take the said tor in? Office Boy— Yes, sir— in jail the greatest newspaper iu existence — the wonder of modern journalism »*• I tee to cure o r reflind the money. ner parties. Perhaps it has never om re ttl commissioners off. This he did, for six months for lese-majesty. — “ America’s Greatest Newspaper,” rings arc cnso-nartienen sieei a n a ea sily amuai occurred to him that Belshazzar was and immediately received a vote of NERVITA M EDICAL CO . ith a "screw driver. A ll lost m otion can be taken up, end the m achine wilt last a lifetim e. “ Sav, pa, what is despair?” “ It’s as it has been justly termed—The w A tta c h m e n ts Rach m achine is furnished with net- . M i y f / b a i u ' accessories, am i In ad d ition w e Clinton A. Jackson Sts., C M IC A C O , ILL. giving a dinner party when trouble thanks by congress therefor. furnish an e x tra r-et o f a tltich ru tits in a velvet lined metal l>ox. free o f charge, as f-.ll^ws: O ne the feeling, my son, a m an has when New York World. appeared. ruffler an d g ath erer, o n e binder, o n e sh irrin g p late, one set o f four liennners, d iflcieu t w idths up Upon the news of the affair reach he wants to whipannother man who F or sale by C oqm lle Pharm acy Its political news is absolutely lo H o f ;in inch, one t" ker, o::e under braider, on »hurt or attach m en t foot and one thread c u tte i . W o od w ork o f finest q u.dity « k. or walnut, gothic cover au d drawers, ui j L c I p lated rings In England savings banks never ing England, hurried preparations is twice as big as he is.” impartial. This fact will be of to dra w ers, dress guards to wheel, and device for replacing belt. suspend. Wouldn't it be a good for war upon us were made. The especial value in the Presidential OF MANUFACTURERS AND Sunday-School Teacher— Now tell SAVE AGENT S ANO DEALER'S PROFITS British cabinet drew up its ultima idea for the Amarirans to copy the DON'T PAY ^ wh , hpcr '» cä BUY DIRECTLY campaign coming on. me why Adam and Eve left the gar O U R G R E A T O F F E R . $ 2 3 6 0 •• ° u r 5 p ecisl W holesale P r im Over there it's postnl tum and sent it to our cabinet at The best of current fiction iB in order to introduce th is high-grade s ew in g m achine we m ake a special O ur fee returned i f w e fail. A n y on e sen din g English plan? cou Coupon Young Hopeful —I sketch and descrip tion o f a n y in ven tio n w _ U _ I livings hanks, don't you know. Washington requiring our govern den of Eden. pon offer, g iv in g ev ery reader o f this p ap er a chance to get a first-class m a found in its columns. p rom p tly receive our opinion free con cern in g chine a t th e low est p rice ev er offered. On receipt o f $»8.50 cash an d coupon, know! ’Cause they couldn't take it ment to make an abject apology, to th e p aten ta b ility o f same. “ H ow to O btain a These arc only some of the rea we w ill sh ip the above-described m achine an yw h ere securely p acked and Direct legislation is the shortest P a te n t” sent upon request. P aten ts secured crated, and gnat -n teesafe delivery. A ten years’ written w arran ty sent w ith disavow the action of Captain | with them. sons; there are others. Read it each m achine. M oney refunded if not as represented niter th irty d ays' test throu gh us advertised for sale at ou r expense. way out of all our difficulties. 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