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. Jile co . *A A. O 4 M a q u ille YOL. BURGEON W Bacon on the Rind. M OORE, AND O O Q U 1 L L E P H Y S IC IA N . C IT Y . O lt E O O N . I L L p ro m p tly re sp o n d to a l l cnlls, d a y o r n ig h t. Moran's B A T H .R O O M 6 , O p t o s it e H otel Front Street, C o q c il l e , Coquillo C ity , Or. IR H T -C L A H 8 s h a v e s O u t« at liv iiiR ratea; nine B a th in g ap a rtm en ts. ______________ F . rp H E Ih a C O M M E R C IA L h ----- m oat m o d ern a rran ged B A B B E It S H O P in C o q n ille C it y . ft. M. McDonald. Proprietor. ~ O. li. MOON, A tto rn ey and O o u n s e lo r a t L a w C O Q C IL L E C I T Y . O llE G O N . B a a l E a ta te and O olleotiona a S p e c ia lty . John F. Hall, _ A . t t o m . e 3 7" - a t - X j a w , M A R S H F IE L D , O R E G O N . — — D a a lt i in R a u . K s T i T X o t a il kin da. A so ld ie r fed b y E a g a n la y d y in g —n o r e l i « f T h e re was lack o f w om an ’ s c o o k in g — to o much o f A l # ( i ) e r ’ s b ee f. B u t a com rade b en t b es id e h im to hear w h a t he m ig h t say. T h e com rade, he w as a ll b en t o p — he h ad it th e m in e w a y . T h e d y in g so ldier ra llie d as ho grasped h is com rad e’s tin, A n d ho said, “ bownro o f A l g i i j e r ’ s b eef, pressed in M c K in le y ’ s tin. T a k e n m essage nnd a to k e n to som e dis- ta u t fr ie n d o f m ine, F o r I w as fe d bu p u trid b e e f— no Bacon on th e K in d . “ W h en you break th e n ew s to m o th e r, g iv e h er t h is con o f b e e f— A tok en fro m m y kn apsack— i t m a y b rin g her som e re lie f. F o r i f w ith o u t a fu n e ra l h er sorrow s ca n ’ t be ca lm ed , J a st b u ry th is in stead o f mo, fo r it has been em b a lm ed ; • A n d h a v e them d ig the g r a y e as d eep , yea, deeper than a m an, A n d i f m y B illy g o a t's a liy e , don ’ t let hi in g e t the can. T h e n o n m y tom b sto n e don ’ t fo r g e t to a d d o n e lit t le lin e E x p la in in g i t w as p u trid b ee f, n o t B acon on the B in d . “ T e l l m y sia ter she ca n ’ t w eep to o much, nnd m ourn a n d syh and cry. F o r th o u gh I w as a s o ld ie r and n ot a fra id to dio. Y e t, I am even robbed o f ch a n ce fo r g lo ry b y th is fa k e , I can n o t e ’ en be sh ot to death , but d ie o f stoiuacb-nche. A n d i f th e y d o n o t b u ry this, bu t hang it on th e w a ll, T o sh ow m y fr ie n d s a n d re la tiv e s w h e n ev er th e y m a y c a ll— I say, i f she should h a n g i t w here th e b ig green flies m ay dine, Just w arn the flies that i t ’ s p u trid b e e f, n o t B acon on th e K in d . V f Y R T L E C A M P , N O . 1P7, W O O D M E N ' M o f th e W o r ld , m eets a t M aaon io H a ll “ A n d when th e y choose a sen ator, ’ w a y np in M ic h ig a n , O h , h a v e them ch oose som e o th er ch u m p besides th a t A lg e r man. G e o r g e T . M o n lto n , C le rk .___________________ T e ll m y b roth ers a n d com pa n ion s and a ll c o n g en ia l hou I h O D R T C O Q C I L L E , N O . 18 , F O R E S T - era o f A m erica , m eota ev e ry aeoon d and T o t e ll m y m o u rn fu l s to ry to the vo te rs at th o polls: fo u r th Th n ra d a y e v e n in g , a t M a a on io H a ll H o w w e fo u g h t th e b a ttle b ra v o ly ; h ow n ot G o q a ille C ity . O re g o n . q c R a m o th e r’ s son d is o b e y e d an o rd e r o r tried to break H. N. L orhnz , 11. 8 _______ ____________ H a d and run; '1 H \ D W IC K L O D G E , N O . 6S.- A . F. H o w , w hen w e’ d fo u gh t his b a ttles, w ith cou rage m ost d iv in e , J a n d A. M ., m eets o n S atu rd ay e v e n in g o i/ o r b e fo r e each f a i l m oon. V is it in g broth- H e fe d us on b is pu trid b e e f—n o B a co n on th e B in d .” ren o o r d l.lly in v ite d ^ KuH| w . M . H is v o ic e grow w eaker a n d w ea k er fo r ju st C . W . W h ite , S eo. ____________ __________ abou t a w eek, T h e n , w rith in g w ith co n v u ls io n s, he had to D B L A H C H A P T E R , N O . 6, O . E . 8 ., cease to speak. m eets F r id a y o v e m r g on o r b efo re H is co m rad e hud w rit dow n his w ords, th a t e a c h fu ll m o o n a t 8 o 'c lo c k fr o m A p n l ls t th e y m ig h t a ll bo read . t o O o to b cr S lat, m id th e re a fte r a t 7 . 90 , and W h en th e so ld ie r fe d b y E a ge n in fo re ig n aaoh fifte e n da ys th e re a fte r a t i o c lo c k in la n d was dead. A n d tho g r e a t vo ice o f th e p eo p le rose w ith th e a ft e r n o o n .N o B l A . M c E w l!S . W . M . n m ig h ty rush, M s * . J e n n ih R osk , S e c ._________________ — - T i l l th e y form ed a b e e f com m ission w ith a m onstrous w h itew a sh brush. ~ O Q C I L L E L O D G E N O . 63 , 1 . O . O . F ., Y es, c a lm ly w ith a w h itew a sh brush th e y m eets e v e ry S a tu rd a y e v e n in g . V i s » lixod np th in g s so fine, l o g b reth ren in go o d sta n d in g o o rd ia lly T h e y m a d e th e ra tio n s r e a lly lo o k lik e B a in v it e d . j A Sr.*i>, N . G . con on the H in d. A lva H eywood . J . S. L s w b b n o « , II. 8. 1.1 and 8d M o n d a y C onanl. ' C C C ... C oT / C O Q C I L L E E N C A M P M E N T , N O . 26 . 1 . O . F ., m eets e v e ry Orst a n d th ird T h u rs d a y s in each m on th a t O d d F e llo w s h a ll. C o rd ia l in v ita tio n ex ten d ed to a ll v is i t i n g p a tria rc h s in go o d s tm id n u .^ q p » ---------------------------- Tho Birth o L * Reformer- The “ people rule” in this land, vou say? G. F. BoUTELt.._SorIbe.___________ ______ “ Yes.” Then the people must be favora a m ie r e b e k a h l o d g e , N O '.? ? ' I . O . O . F.. m eets uvery 3d and 4 th ble to the gigantic trusts that are W ed n e s d a y s in eaoh m o n th , a t O d d r ei- robbing them? lo w a ’ h a ll. M as. J o i .m i C o l l i i u , N . O J . 8. L a w r e n c e . S .____________________________ ‘‘W e il— no, you see they”— / ■ 'lO Q U IL L E C O U N C IL . N O 3*1 O F T H E And the people decide to pay $20,- L F r a te rn a l A id A sso cia tion m e ets the 000,000 for Philippii e people and 2 d T u esd ay e v e n in g o f each m on th . islands? M bs . E x x a P a s s k s b e e o , P res. D. F. Pax*. Bee. _____________ _______ “Oh, no. McKiuley instructed the peace commissioners to”— And then the people declared that the Filipinos were too barbaric to govern themselves, so ignored their plea foi; self-goverment, and thus brought on the war— “No, that isn’t tho how. You see, Curran & Gass, Proprietors. McKinley and A lger and H an”— a v in g b o u g h t o u t « th e c e n - And the people don’t want the t r a l M e a t M a rk et, w e w ill be ab le to f : n ia h a ll k in d s o f M e a t— Be«T, M o t io n government to issue its own money, a i.d P o rk , a n d w ill p a y the h igh est cash nnd so they ordered bills introduced P -Ice fo r b eef, hogs, " ¿ e e p .e t c . & into congress giving bankers an iron-clad monopoly of the money J h e L o n e S t a r ^ — business? “No, the people didn’t The bank c . o. G I L K E Y , P R O P R I E T O R , ers caused those bills to be intro C o q n i l l e C i t y , O r .— O p p o s i t e D e p o t . duced, confound ’em— but”-— And the people ordered embalmed Keeps o n ly P o r e W in e s nnd L iq u o r s and F in e C ig a rs. and rotten “ refrigerated beef ” for The A m ericn s C lu b W h isk y is one o f th e our soldier boys in Cuba, and then— s p e cia ltie s served in thesa Clnbrooras. “No, sir; that was done by that A lger through Eagan, and i f ”— And then the people gave Eagan a seven-year furlough on full pay, and then— “No, sir; the president did that, and the people”— BANDON, OR , And the people then appointed K EEPS CONSTANTLY ON H AND two whitewashing committees to A F U L L L IN E OF coat and bury the embalmed— “N O SIR , McKinley did that, and say— hold on now— say, I guess the people don’t rule after all. May be - A .T we are changing into a kingdom or something like i t ”— Helen Wilmaus in Appeal. M Central Meat MarHetjifc; H Best Billiard TaMeia Seuthern Oregon PETER LOGGIE.a» Burial Caskets Lowest Cask Prices. O rd e rs le ft O o q u iL L E w ith R. S. K n o w i . t o n , C i t y , w i l l r e c o '. v e p rom pt a ite n to n . C O O S B A Y XarMe a i Slone Worts C. W. PATERSON, Prop. Iffa n a fa c ta re r o f M a rb le M o n a m en ta . H e a l sto n es. T a b le ts , e te . c e m e te r y lo ts en clo sed w it h sto n e copin g o r c u rb in g . Iro n ra ilin g s fu rn ish ed to o r d e r . C orresp o n d en ce so lic ite d fr o m parties l i v in g in th e co u n try o r o th e r tow n s w ho may wish a n y th in # in m y lin e o f business. M AnsnrrrM ? - O bbq N E K V IT A J t c fa lö . NO. 4 COQUILLE CITY, OREGON, TUESDAY, AUGUST 22, 1899. 18 . J. B U R T # itö w » « « » V IT A LIT Y L O S T V IG O R AND MAIMHOOC — -------- «.«#»■» ■— ■ ■ Salem Capital Journal: Afraid to strike a man of so much pull with the administration, the Salem Tom Tongue (Statesman) organ prints this B la p at Land Commissioner Hermann: “Dinger Hermann is home in time to see that the return ing volunteers get the fropor recep tion! in fact, that the double hand shake of hearty welcome be fully extended to them.” The report of tho commissioner of pensions for the fiscal year end ing Jnne 20, last, shows total dis bursements of $138,253,023, leaving a balance of $1,'746,977 in the treas ury out of the $140,000,000 appro priated. Tlie total number of pen sioners on this docket June 30. was 991,917, a decrease of 2195. There were 40,991 names added to the rolls and 43,186 dropped. W ERE FED HORSE MEAT- Gov. Geer and the Volunteers. the Storm In the East. Governor Geer isn’t exactly a The loss of life by the recent Porto Teddy Roosevelt, but he is a deserv Rico hurricaue was 500. According to dispatches from edly popular man among tbe sol points ia Illinois, Indiana, Michi Astoria, Aug., 14.- Charles New- diers.— Portland Telegram. In jrhat respect Las Geer been a gan, Iowa and Wisconsin, a great mau, of company E., Second Ore deal of damage was done by Fri gon volunteers, was in this city yes friend to the volunteer, we would day night’s storm. In some places terday, and appeared to be particu nsk the Telegram? W e are assured there was some loss of life, due to larly pleased that ho cpuUl talk with that everything the soldiers received ligbtuiug, and the loss in crops and out being subject to military disci from the state of Oregon, blankets, destroyed buildings reaches a very clothes, etc., they paid a very high pline for it. His tale of hie experi boavy figure. ences is more or less a hard-luck cash price for. The state adminis story, and no young man who listens tration did nothing for them at all. Preparing for War. to him will want to fight in the Geer, it is true, rode on a free pass to Sau Fraucisco to seo the trans Philippines. He says that the boys Johannesburg, Aug. 14.— The were treatod like dogs, and it was ports' couie in, and again to tbo Standard and D iggers’ News says not until they got into actual fight stnto line to meet the speciul trains, today: ing that the officers paid any atten but tbo home-bound volunteers paid “The Boers are convinced that I f there was no money tion to tlieir comfort. H e says that full fare. thore is nothing for it now but the they lived on canned salmon and available out bf tbe big appropria arbitrament of arms. A ll sorts of hardtack for a year, and they got so tion to tbe useless national guard— warlike rumors are in circulation. tired of it that they lost all interest after Gen.(?) Tuttlo and his crowd It is alleged that the field cornets in the salmon industry. Some of got their salaries— then the governor have received orders to supply all the “ canned beef ’’ that was given might have called on the people of unarmed burghers with rifles grat them was horse meat. This, he tho state to raise the money to bring uitously, aud to substitute Muusers the boys back home free of charge. says, is a fact, as tho officers of the for the Martiui-Henrys wherever the He could have headed the list with regiment went to the trouble to latter arc still in use." trace it back and found that the a few dollars from tbe unconstitur meat came from tho horse factory tional part of tiie big salary be is A Klondike King Falls. at Linuton, and, after boiug shipped getting, and the necessary funds to Chicago and had Arm our’s ¡able would have been subscribed fti The Populist A special to tho Times-Herald, placed on it, it was reshipped to the twoutv-four hours. Alex Philippines. He says that there is governors of Nebraska and South from San Francisco^ s*ys: indisputable evidence of this, and Dakota, whoso patriotism w s b as ander McDonald, king of the Klon Liabilities are es that it will be forwarded to the sailed because they asked that the dike, has failed. proper authorities at Washington. wish of the volunteers to return timated at $6,000,000, assets of un home when their enlistments hnd certain value. After knowing for legally expired be respected, have two years wliat it is to be a million The Political Situation— Some Thoufhts'on arranged to bring their volunteers aire, lie has shouldered his pick and the Condition of Things. home without charging them a cent started again as a poor miuer. for railroad fare. Oregon’s chief ------------ « • » - ------------ P o r t O bvobd , Or., A u g. 10 , 1809 . executive, on the other hand, con The Counsel of Dreyfus Assassinated. E d it o r C o q u il l e C it y H erald : tented himself with declaring a Through your kind invitation for legal holiday, junketing nrournl on Rennes, France, Aug. 14.— Maitre some correspondence, I will write free passes himself, aud giving his Labori, counsel for Capt. Dreyfus, a few lines; not that I can advance double-action rapid-fire mouth free was assassinated by an unkuown any new ideas, or that they will be play. man this morning while on his wny of any special benefit to anyone, Governor Geer, it will be remem to court. The murderer escaped but I believe if we would exchango bered, opposed the demands of the aud has not yet beeu apprehended. our views mere freely aud discuss boys anil their relatives and friends ——------» ---------------— the great problems, and measures to bo mustered out when their T h e D r s t K i iiii i I ) t o r F lu x . now confronting the American peo terms of enlistment had legally ex Mr. John Mathias, a well known ple more thoroughly, we could pired, first making sure that his stock dealer of Pulaski, Ky., says: come to a better uuderstandiug of nephew, the onlv relative he seems “After suffering for over a week with our duties to our fellow-man. ever to have had in any army, was flux, and fny physician having In looking back and summing up discharged. Other governors took failed to relieve me, I was advised the different moves of the political up the question on behalf of the to try Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera parties, during the last tew years, soldier boys and tbe administration and Diarrhoea Remedy, and lmve, it is amusing, to say the least. was forced to admit the justice of tho pleasure of stating that the half The Republican party, at its be their demands and recall the vol of one bottle cured me.” For sale ginning, advocated high protection unteers. I f Oregon’s governor bad by R. S. Knowlton. to our home manufactures and in bad his way the volunteers from dustries, while in their infancy. this state would liavj beeu fighting The Immensity of Space. That seemed plausible and all right. aud dying over these yet, »m l l»e But wh%n t h e c a l f b e c a m e i l » large would' be tailing as glibly ns ever It is almost impossible for the as the old cow, a certain element m order to give bis pent up patri mind to comprehend the vastqess of concluded that when our petted otism vent. tbo spares that separate us from and fostered industries had gotten F or popularity amoDg the sol the stars, oven from those that are such a grip upon the nation that diers, Geer ought to rank a good nearest. Some idea of our marvel tlifiy could dictate nnd seemingly second with a can of A lg er’s em ous distance from Sirius, the near control elections, and create laws in balmed beef.— Roscburg Review. est fixed star, and which shines the interest of trusts nnd monopo brightest in the heavens, is given lies, thst it was about time to weau Two Points of View. by this illustration: A scientific some of the calves. These banded writer says that if people on the themselves together under the title An old Scotchwoman was walking star Sirius have telescopes power of the People’s party, and added a few more planks in tho interest of to church with her family. The old ful enough to distinguish objects on the masses and the general public. church minister rode by at a tre this pluuet, nnd are looking at it Then the Democrats, under the mendous rate, and the old lady said now, they are witnessing tbe de leadership of Grover Cleveland, to her children: “Such a way to be struction of Jerusalem, which took wore carriecf clear off of their feet ridin’; and this the Sabbath day. place over 1800 Jyears ago. Of for the upbuilding of monopoly and Aweel, aweel a good man is mercifu’ course, the reason of this is that the corporations, in which they had re to his beast!” Shortly afterward light which the world reflects, trav pudiated all time-lionorod customs. her own minister rode past just as eling, ns it does, nt the rate of 186,- Therefore a split, and the anti- furiously, and the worthy old wife 000 miles per second, would tako Clevelandites indorsed the People’s cried: “Ah, there he goes! The over eighteen centuries to reach the party platform, thereby confiscat L ord bless him, good man! His nearest fixed star. ing all of their thunder. N ow M c heart’s in his work, an he’s eager to Chicago Inter Ocean: The kiss Kinley has come to the conclusion be at it.” ing hug, which is said to bo causing that we do not need such' high pro tection— just enough for revenue The Flaming Sword: A German so much trouble in Washington, only. And lie seemed to be a-Btrad- scientist has been whiling away his must be Bomoihing like the kissing dle of the fonce on the money ques time in making estimates and calcu bee we used to have in Illinois long, tion, or at least he would like to lations concerning ’ the relative long ago. Tale of an Ex-Member of the Second Oregon. Will not Re enlist. make tho people believe that he was undecided. But the money power, no doubt, knows exactly where he stands. Now, too, hear them de nounce the trusts, and favor the election of U. S. senators by a direct vote of the people; and I would not be surprised to henr them sanction the Initiative and Referendum in their platform. Oh, Lord, anything to catch votes in 1900. When we hear the Republican papers de nouncing tbe trusts, the very polit ical machine that has made it pos sible for Buch combinations tooxist, and has fashioned them into exist ence so rapidly that it is almost im possible to count them— it is a slap in tho face to the Amorican people and tbe merest kind of buncomb. The trusts and combinations can well afford to allow tha Republican* to roost them before tbe election, and say all kinds of mean things against them, for they know what they can do after the election. W h at has become of the Populist party? The Democrats first swal lowed their platform. N ow the Re publicans are trying to swAllow the whole business, with the exception of expansion. I believe the expan sion problem will be settled before 1900; if rot, the Republican party will be materially weakened. I f tho Populist party should never be so fortunate as to get in power, it will have the satisfaction of know ing that it was the means of bring in g the old parties back in line, where they must respect the wishes of the common people. E. 8. P. Cures Impotency, Night Emissions ?.nd wasting diseases, all effects of s e lf abuse, or excess and indis cretion. A n erve tonic and M ood bu ild er. Brings the pink plow to pale cheeks and The first primaries in San Fran- restores the fire o f youth. ! cisco under the new law resulted in \ By mail 5 0 c per box; 8 boxes a defeat of tlie bosses. The Repub f o r $2.110; with » w ritten g u a ra n licans dethroned the Kelly-Crim- tee to euro o r reftm d tbo money. ) mins crowd, nnd the Democrats d e Value the friendship of him who N E R V IT A M E D IC A L C O . feated the schemers of Chris Buck- stands by you in tbe storm; swarms Cttnton A Jacksoc Sts., CHICAGO, ILL. lev. Mayor Phelan will be re-nom- of insects will surround you in the iuated. sunshine. For sale b y C o q n ille P h a rm a cy amounts of tho various materials of which the human body is composed, and he reaches the conclusion that there are contained in 1200 hens’ eggs all the ingredients necessary to make a man weighing 150 pounds. Reduced to a fluid, the average man would yield 98 cubic meters of illuminating gas, and hydrogen enough to fill a balloon capable of lifting 155 pounds. According to the calculations, the normal man contains enough iron to make seven large nails, fat for fourteen pounds of candles, carbrrn for 65 gross of crayons, and phosphorous to make 820,000 matches. Besides all theso things, out of man there could be obtained 20 teaspooDfuls of salt, 50 lumps of sugar and about 10 gal lons of water. A ge of Reason: "The politician ia my shepherd; I shall not want any good thing during tbe campaign H e loadeth me into the saloon for my vote sake; he filletb my pockets with good cigars; my glass of beer runneth over. He preparetb my ticket for me in tbe presence of my hotter judgm ent Yea, though I walk through tbe mud and rain to vote for him and shout myself hoarse, when he is elected straightway he forgetteth me; lo, when I meet him in his own | office,he knoweih me not Surely the wool has been pulled over mino eyes all ray life, and I will kick myself forever. At present it is estimated there are in the world’s oceans 7,000,000 | cubic miles of salt, and the most astonishing thing about it is that if all of this salt could lie taken out » in a moment tbe level of the water ’ would not drop an inch. Mr. G . II. Snyder, a well known citizen o f Lawrence, Kan, said : “ I am now seventy years o f age. 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Twelve letters in our alphabet were borrowed from tho Phoenic ians, and are still pronounced in exactly the way that they wore over 4000 years ago. , o <1 ctji mechanical comd ruction 1» nKh tlmt In it are combined simplicity w ith cre"* r lr e n 'lh , thus i< sniir.r ra»'; o r running, durability nt d n* : k I * Im- pfwr'.Mc ler 1'icina* inn« 1-ibe put out o f order. 11 .sews fast nml makes a p e n c il sli'-eh ‘L A with all kinds o f tin cad a id w k ell classes o f miiterir*!. Alwuys h a rt'inly for tiM.- and unrluiilcp IfA for speed, dwrebjiit'* *u d 'rm h The secretary of war has issued an appeal to tbe governors of states for aid for the storm sufferers in Porto Rico. . lent C. 0. T T h e n a tio n a l l.a n »l l.la t. T b e o n lv gen u in e re el esta te p a p er pa tv iebed in A m e r ic a . I t circu la tes in ev e ry state in tb e U n io n . P a rtie s in te rested in b a yin g, s e llin g o r ex ch a n gin g land, m er ch andise o r o th e r p ro p e rty w ill And w h at th e y w a n t in T H E N A T I O N A L L A N D L I S T . I t ia ja m fa ll o f special b a rga in s and o ffers o f ex ch an ge. S in g le co pies by n isi) 10 cen ts. Address T h e N a tio n a l L a n d L is t P u b lis h in g Co.. G reen H ld g e, M issou ri. -----------. a . - — v Nutshell Expressions Anent the Present War. Avoid all foreign entanglements. — George Washington. Our reliance is in our love of liberty.— Thomas Jefferson. N o man is good enough to govern another without that other’s consent. — Abraham Lincoln. To subdue tho Filipinos by force of arms would be crimfhal aggres sion.— William McKinley. • • D o w A re T e a r K ie e r v * * Dr IlOSSe' Sparagu* Pills cureAll W g f Ilia Bam- pla f-ea. Ada.SlerTln« Hemadr Co Celeaco or M V Fair Customer.— Is this western beef? Butcher (proud ly).— No, madam. W e don’t deal in steers \ from the rowdy west. This beef, ! niadsm, is from a highly cultivated aud reGuod cow, formerly of Boston. or on trial ARLINGTON.” iiy y r !\'ly t!> P“*“!» of tufi rto Th e Head o f the "A rlin g tc 1 .w in g , oa pH out .o c te t hlnxe., A n n i» IrtM ilonra liy thumb ited in i.cld, in design, and ben fully •crew. Bt» 6 np„ ribstm itlal. nent nnd hninlA................. .............—-------. . < ......... ot Ubje. table. Ved plateb ’ “ r >ui ded corners and is inlaid or countersunk, making it flush with ♦. p 4 ot ItlRhest Arnt—Spree void-, r the arm is 5 M inches high and U inches long 1 ds ;nit r ..n il In « largest skiit«, and even quilts. It Is 8elí í h » coding— Ahaolul« ly no lióles to put tlircur. tliiour.n except eve o f needle. SnutOe i*cylinder, open on end, entirely oclf-threadine, easy 't o put in or l.k e out; I0W 11 h >l«f. . lo rg c m c u n t o f |I t p «.I -Mitch K .x u l.to r i. on the n*d o p h e m.rtmie, heueatii (h r bobbin winder, and has a scale showing the number o f aPtches to the Inch, ami can be changed ¡rom H to XI stitch-* to the Inch Feed la double and e*tends on both a-des o r m edie; never fails to tske *ood* through; never atopa at seams; movement is p o - " i * • j * ! « ' * * 1® frea k and act out ot order; can be r.ibffd and lowered at wfh. Automatic^Bobbin V ...^er Fo. fillin g the bobbin automatically and perfectly smooth without holding ti e thread. Machine doe* aligue not m u w hile winding bobbin. Ligh t Running—Machine is t nsv to run, dots 5.tor, makes little noise and sews rapidly. Stitch is a double lock stitch, .he s. w ill not ravel, and can be changed without stopping the machine Icn.Mon • i fiat sp in ’.; Í ten* •ion. and will admit thread from H t » L » spool cotton without changing. Wevs (redi* I be Noedle is a straight self-actllng needle, fist on one aide, and a.uiuR r»e pu 3 « r is round. 111» !e ol case hn.deued at««*l. with oil cup at the N*tt out to event •jrt the goods. Adjustable Itcaiin gs—All bearings are case-hardenc« ; will i ! r-t a lib with a screw driver. A ll h *t motion can I k - taken up. and the mi Alto« hmcnt.s— Each machine is furnished with necessary tools and ac •saoriea, ititi in addition we ce o f chnrgt as f« llowr; tine furnish an extra ret o f nltaclimeuts in a velvet lined tuetAl box, mfil'W cud gaiherer, one binder, one shirting plate, otic set o f fo ur hemmet*. « foretti wwl< im up to V* »f an inch, one tucker, oue under »»raider, one short or a turchinetti f cu tlet - mm *, wo. k . I to nest ounlity r.ak or walnut, gothic con rr and drawers, uii el pi) •o draw n *, dirni 1 »aids to wl»e 1 . and device for replacing belt. OlhECTlY OF noTHT ü í V i .' ich ppicrs tor C-IY dirictiy or MANUFACTURERS uanufactun ' a s . . o I r h l S£W INii M AC H IN ES u U T SAVE AGCUT'S ANO Ds.4t.ER S I R JF IT j $ 2 3 . 5 0 is e u r S p e c ia l W h o le sa le Pch .but o u r G REAT ÖFTER a sp< r ma in order to introduce tins h?w t a ( pon offer, givin g every read* o f tljis paper a chat ! tO chine rvl the lowest price eve jffored. On receipt r $18.50 cash a m K oiipot, bed machine anywh WC w i l l s h ip t h e a b o v e r > ittcu wti warranty sent with ere led, an«l.vuft*'*ntee».ril€ c eli very". A ten years’ written eat It u iecliiin ?.P»ney refi i tided i f not ns represented after thirty days’ test rith privilege o f twenty dn>* trint t n trial. W e wt 1 ship C. O I faith and charge* f f >cnt pr-tcr thirty reci ipt o f f '.CO n . a g 1 tarar large Illustrated catalogue w ith t » « t i- days’ trial liefore paying, «■ d f o p sewing mechines anywhere to auy. mónlair., explaining fully ho ureTs prices without asking one cent in advance, one at tlie 1 i cash with order, as you then save U Th e best plan is t » ? p.-in must be sent witn n «om it. Remember • 3 . . inaktt your orJtr tlirongli the Ibrultl, w ilh o it e\lr¡i