Coquille City herald., September 02, 1884, Image 3

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Tho small boy stands
B o s id f thw ] xm >I,
Mrs. E liza Legg,
Mrs.
Not a smile or a frown,
Not a si;;h or a tear,
Do I miss or neglect; no, not I.
Would you crush a mini down?
Then his duty is cl< ar,
To return you full change, or to try.
Yager’s
mother-in-law, is very sick.
He liueers not.
N ot time docs waste.
The weather's hot.
She
is under the treatment of Dr. Stock­
man.
And with great haste.
He peels.
( I j C GABOON.)
ed in town on the 27th nit.
And with hw hands
The waters cch > 1
He feels.
Rev. 13. T.
—boston 1'ost.
Sharj)
and
family
leave for Dayton, Washington terri­
tory. H e goes there to attend con­
L O C A L IT E M S .
ference.
The Helen Merritun arrived
in
A . G. Aiken and lady return their
jK>rt on the 20th ult.
thanks to the citizens, for the pies-
. Forty white men and ninety ( ’h i - ! ervation of their property in yes-
namen are employed at
the
c a n -, day’s lire.
nery.
!
Frank Johnson has given up tho
John D . Bennett is building an Arthur Eewis place,
and
is
j at Central City.
The tugs Astoria and
left Coos bay
for
the
Novelty, j
Columbia,
last Friday.
The Coqnille brass band is mak-
ing rapid strides in its tuition. An
| entertainment is to bo
Mr. Joseph Ferry
given
with a »ample of fine, large prunes, j
Mrs. A. Simons who
i very sick for some
time
minutes, the building was totally
■
Mrs. Bennett lias been
an invalid for some time, and
it
M as the first day that she had been
Notwithstanding
her weak condition, she made an
but, Mr. J.
her out.
was in the house at the time, had
a narrow escape as she was sur­
rounded by the flames and had to
stoop her head in her hasty exit,
to avoid them.
\ strong wind was
Aiken’s house and
barn
opposite side of the
on
the
street,
but
w illing hands were around and on
top of it with
buckets
of
water,
and though it caught fire in sever­
al places, the efforts of the boys to
save it Mere croM’iied with success.
over*! from a severe attack of rhematism. j that, but coupled with tho fact The church, lying directly east,
that, parties connected with the and across the street, was scorched,
from Marshfield, last Wednesday The school is closed in consequence,
News have thrown out slurs, inu- but sustained no further damage.
and went up to Myrtle Point.
W e hope to see him around again,
endos aiul impotent stabs in the j The houses of Messrs. Moulton,
Mr. H . F. aud W . Term ¡sou with S0011*
dark for the avowed purpose o f ' Gallier, Buck, and Bowen caught
their families have gone to the ;
Mrs. K in g from the Isthmus, is ;
interfering with
my efforts to tire, but were easily extinguished.
beach for health and recreation.
I distributing the washing machines !
earn a living, it would be
pol- Mr. Bennett is unfortunate in not
q h e members of the A gvicultur-!
she sold in ad\ance, hist
troonery in me to pass it unnoticed. only losing his house but every­
«1 society are paying up their d u e s .' spring. She guarantees their dur-
The low skunk that will iterate thing it contained. It was but last
T h is means business.
}eais.
and reiterate his slimy venom for week that we called attention to
C. C. Barklow whose arm was in-1
Mr. John Courtney, a druggist tho purpose of injuring another in
the necessity of some organization
ju r e d b y the accidental discharge! formerly of llolla. Missouri, and an his business, from no other cause
— some indispensable precautions
of a gun is improving.
j oKl f «en d of J. A. Dean proprietor ! but jealousy, is a proper object for
to guard against tire.
The lesson
mi
mi A
...;n ' of this paper, arrived in town last I retaliation.
The latest effort of comes but too soon, and we ought
The saw-mill at this place will
1 1 ’
,
i
week looking for a business loca- j the News in its issue of the 27th
be shut down, indefinitely, as soon
to take it to heart and apply our­
tion.
ult.,
is
made,
evidently,
with
the
4 is the logs on hand are used up.
selves to the work of preparing
“ O, bosh! Those ears, you know.” intention of setting me with my
suitable places in which to store
J. F. Barrows called on us. hue
Bosh is no name for i t To trans- back to the wall, consequently, I
water and a supply of buckets, if we
hand which he injured some tim e,
,
.
,
.
•
i I form ourselves into a lump of assume that position.
The News do nothing more. The citizens of
ago, is recovering with tair speed, j „
.
. ..
., .
lough and then offer it to another calls me, “ A gaseous enema” Did the town deserve praise for their
Mr. W m . Paxson has our thanks j
to knead, is the quintessence o f it ever occur to the writer that, he united efforts; each and all exhib­
f».r some luscious plums.
lh e y j
bosh.
is a fool?
Does the fact not be­ iting an eager willingness to ren­
are the largest tliat we have yet i
Peter Hickey, deputy sheriff and come impressed upon his mind der assistance in this emergency.
seen.
Dick Cussans were both in town, when asserting that he entertains
H . Wnltermier lias been down
The Mail says: The new steam­
attending to legal matters.
H ick- no ill-feeling, or if he asserts that
with a severe attack «*t rheumatism
, ev went down the.river,’ and Dick he, in company w ith others, never er, Coos Bay, arrived here last
A t the present writing, he is some­
returned to the bay, on Sunday attempted to injure me or obstruct Monday.
In coming up, her
what better.
/
mv path in obtaining my present speed was alxmt eight and one-halt
j morning.
Mr. steward M iller of H u m ­
Mr. L yle and
A Mr. Huntly, of Rogue river, employment that he is guilty of knots per hour.
boldt county, California, 1 »ought
I f Captain Thos. Harkins, two of the
m d a brother of the late Eben uttering a cool, deliberate lie.
the M e A dam ^ place on v. uniiiu
! Huutly of North folk, recently com­ it does not, then, T now volunteer principal owners, came up on her
bain creek.
mitted suicide by placing the muz- the information for the express and are well pleased with the ves­
Mr. Charles Yolkm nr came
j
j
j
in the interest of the hr eshyteriau j pulling the trigger with his toe.
Publishing House of Ph iladelphia.
The first pile was driven at the
is in town.
breakwater on Wednesday last.
Mr. M. < M iller came» up river The driver is an odd looking thing
from Bandon, where he lias Ixí'ii i at it stands on the track, and seems
rusticating, to ¡ook after the pro ’ only to want wings to enable it to
gress of the new band.
j fly China-ward.
A new school house has
erected at
Parkersburg.
school is under the able
been
Tht
It
works
well,
however,
The News' will
accept
just
as
manage ! much matter this week as will suf-
! lice for an equivalent for the “ene-
M iss Jennie Maleh/orn who has j niaj’» a, u] a loml for the “ ass and
teaching school in R oseb u rg,: c m pt
passed through our town on the j
way to her home, m Denmark, ( ur-j
ry county.
Mr. J. M. W ilson
and
on
Hayne’s
“ Bob”
with
the
is fair play.
balance,
Give and
| ^Ve are informed by Prof. M. C.
family I ^[iiJer> that the Commercial Col-
have returned to the Coqnille.
was located
w0
He
memory.
sel and compliment Capt. Reed
very highly on his success in her
H er officers are:
"What lias become of those incis­ construction.
ive scissors which supplies the •lames F. Denny, captain; George
column
with
original
H.
Freierinuth,
purser;
Frank
back
Dowd, chief mate; Joseph Herbert,
upon old, stale fables about lions
second mate; Charles Alison, chief
and asses?
engineer; Alex McDonald, second
matter, that you have to fall
W hat is the matter
with you any way?
ment of Prof. M elsh.
been
purpose of enlivening his vagrant
editorial
at fids place will bo reopened
slo u g h ,: apouf the first of October.
I f it
D o you want engineer.
me to drop the newspaper and
1 f the captain is given as one of
provoke tin* enmity of the medical
the officers in command of a vessel,
profession by setting up as a doctor
lie must, despite all argument to
for your especial benefit?
You
the contrary, be the first officer
assume too much in crediting me
Some captains speak of their chief
with tlie matter in the Mail.
You
mate as, “my first officer.”
Nauti­
lack the brain of cool discretion,
cal men speak of that as, “ putting
it is, now, some twelve years since
on French.” A s the name, Shingle
you “crassed” the pond, and you
is moiely a slang term, wo give the
ought to know by this time that
correct one for the second mate.
you do not “boss” tho thing entire­
-E d .
ly’. A part of the education of your
Coos bay.
H e will reside on his can be made a permanent institu­
sort, that has been sadly neglected,
ohl place at Myrtle Point.
tion it will add to tho attractions is— the right to rule
without
W e w ish it ^suc­ reference to the rights of others.
Mr. Samuel Bowen brought one of the town.
o f the finest deer to
market,
that cess.
POST OFFICE
Store,
M iss Alice Bunch, who
COQUILLE CITY
“ The gaseous enema injected in­
to the editorial chair of
the
H er­
ald by Marshfield.” — News.
D o you suppose that the “gaseous
How’ profound.
W e stand in
has ever been seen in this town.
_____
Mr. 1). L. Hardback of Tatliam enema” of thirty-eight years’ ex­
awe of such an original conception.
It was a five spike buck,
lh e fat ! an(] Bowen’s foundry, San Fran- perience in the country, will sit
W e desire to go deeper into the
on the lrind thinks was an inch and ■ cisco, was in town on some busi- down, calmly, and be slobbered
matter of injections, knowing that,
a half in thickness.
ness connected with the
firm. over with tho slime of a hog that
wo will be talking unto a wise man.
W
e
understand
th;.t
this
gentle­
has
been
injected
but
little
more
Rev. W . H . Nosier will preach in
Place a prize for original bosh, in
man
will
superintend
the
placing
than
a
decade.
An
enema,
eh!
this place next Sunday, morning
a position surrounded with -difficul­
of
the
machinery
in
the
new
mill
There are other injections, editori­ ties, and the News will
and evening.
I he same hours on
wade
al and anatomical that will have to
the following Sundry will l>e occu- at Empire C ity
W e request it as a favor that the be discussed before this thing is
pied by Eld. G. R. Edmunds.
News, in slinging medical tech- finished.
W . S. Jenkins was taken before
How is it with the parties tliat
.
.
,
,
,,
mcalities at ‘Bob, will not tell all
go out of their way to talk about a
Justice H yde on a charge of sell-
.
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„ i; it knows in regard to such matters, worthless cuss that lived in the
ing liquor at Sumner without a li- \ \
b „
M
h 1
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Drop the “enema and the “ ass,
woods?
How many are they who
cense, and was held in the sum of
1
. -
i i and call us some pet names.
You are numbered in this secret con­
$100 to answer before the grand i
. .
.,
,
I have
.
, 4
i have made your point on them and clave of smutty sneaks?
jury at the next term of circuit
.
J .
1
learned sufficient to call some of
J *
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“ Bob”
Bob is liavincr
having the benefit of it.
it
them by name, and neither love or
c o u r t— Mail.
Read M cM illan Bros, card in fear them.
A biographical sketch
Some kind of an epidemic is
another column.
They are doing of some of them, would make
said to be prevalant among the
lives
a very lively business here.
E v­ interesting reading; their
children in this town. A. G. Aiken’s erybody soem to be taking advan­ need illumination, and the little
light that I may be able to shed on
little girl, Alice, is ailing with tage of their low prices.
Remem­ their eminent ( ? ) characteristics,
something resembling the whoop­ ber they make
phonographs as
would be appreciated by an ever
ing cough, and James B ow ens well ns tintypes. Dealing honestly willing and admiring crowd.
children are sick with a similar with their patrons; no liumbuging
Call again if you should be af­
or disappointment
flicted with one of thoso rare—
com plaint
During a fog on the river, the very rare, in your case— spasms of
The DeM oss family did not crew* of tlie Little Annie piled up originality, and the “ enema” will
seem to sutlice for a mouthful for some very large cord-wood on the inject and forward a prescription,
On stepping gratis.
the glutton of the News.
l i e is, bows of the boat.
aboard
and
ringing
the
bell, the
“ Lav on Macduff!”
Issue your
now, going to swallow the “enema.”
Captian mistook his own wood for drafts.
Draw upon me when you
I f the usual course of his enema
a pile of wood on the wharf, and lack a better theme, and I will
be obstructed, the difference will kept backing away from it until honor the call and return the com­
not be in the means used, the ends, the mirth of the boys awakened pliment with compound interest
R obert S tarkey .
him to a sense of the situation
only, will be changed.
through a pig-sty and
over
and
through a dung-hill, and
succeed
in capturing tho prize in
advance
of all competition, every pop.
The “ Recorder” makes its ap­
pearance this w’eek in a newT, en­
larged dress.
It is an eight page
paper, and has at tho head of its
columns a new name— Southwest
Oregon Recorder.
interesting character.
are
practical
highly
The Messrs.
gentlemen
experience
in
of
large,
all
that
pertains to tho make up of a news­
paper; consequently, thero will be
no dearth of ideas, or lack of prac­
ticability on their part.
them success.
PROPRIETOR,
CON STANTLY
COOS BAY,
Keeps
Carrviitg (he U. S. Mails,
WELLS, FAKtiO & Co’s EXPRESS
An assortment of
Boots and shoes,
AND
Passengers
H ats and caps,
Stage leaves Coquille City cvchu
day ( exceptt Sunday) at 6 A. 31. \
and 1 P. 3 /., connecting with
the Cars and Steamers for Coos
Bay each trip.
Leaves Caaledo for Coquille
City at 0:30 A. 31. and 5 P. 31.
Passengers leaving Coquille City on the
morning trip can visit Marshfield and Em-
pire City, having two hours in each place
and return to Coquille City the name tveu-
ing. ^
l
Co with the Mail and always make
connections.
Through Fare onlv Rl.fîO.
J A il VIS & AR R IN G TO N . Pnors.
C. W . Z U M WA L T.
Agent.
Coquille City, Ogn.
noStf
Stationery’, Inks,
D ry goods an 6
Clothing
La­
dies, Gents
nnd Childrens
General fur­
nishing goods;
also groceries,
Canned goods,
Cigars, tobacco
andcandies.
est
price
AGENT
He
pays the high­
for country
produce.
v ln 2 3
Dealer in, and Mannfaetnrer of,
TIN, COPPER AND SHEETIR0N
FOR
-‘'i
WELLS, FARGO k Company's
Agate & Granite W are,
Lamps, Chimneys and Lanterns,
Express,
Home Mutual =
Old California
Shelf Hardware
^ Rope,
Paint and Oils, and a
Full line of
Insurance Cos.,
New Home <£
New Howe
Guns and Ammunition
Hercules Powder,
Iron & Blacksmith’s
Sewing Machines,
Supplies-
A L L A T BOTT03Î P R IC E S
X j IOZE i
Address
G
PIONEER HARDWARE MAS,
Coquille City, Oregon.
t
M cEW AN .
A
CARD!
M 1 LLA 3 I Briis., Photographers:
W c would respectfully announce
to the people of Coquille City
and vicinity, that we have
located our photograph­
ic tent south of the
ODD FELLOWS' HALL!
—
—
W e are fully prepared to make all kinds of Photographs and tintypes
at prices from 50 cents a dozen up to any price you feel able to pay.
W e finish all our Photographs at our San Fraancisco gallery, and they
are finished superior to anything of the kind ever made m C oos county.
A ll our old friends nnd customers in and around
M Y R T L E P O IN T and N O R W A Y
Are requested to give
us a call, as previous engagements prevent our visiting those places this
time. W e shall remain here for 2 or 3 weeks, giving all who may de­
sire pictures, a chance to call and give us a trial.
M cM IL L A N B R O S.
The paper is
replete with matter of a
Upton
C. ANDREWS
TO
blowing in the direction of A. G.
——
jxrst,
; zle of a gun betwixt his eyes and
Hack Jjine
early, saw’ ihe danger and pulled
is continued repetition of the term
• The schooner Coqnille, Captain now recuperating with a fair pros- — “ new editor of the H e r a l d ,”
which appeared in
the
News.
Hansen, went to sen, the early poet of an early convalescence,
part of last week'
i Prof. 11. J. Tobias is indisposed ! Personally l cared very little about
Thanks, Joseph.
advanced so rapidly that in fifteen
To Creditors and Debtors alike.
All persons knowing themselves
indebted to the firm of Burke &
R. E. BUCK, Prop.
Hickey, are hereby respectfully re­
Loaves Coquille CityVevery day (except
quested to come forward and settle
Sunday) at noon, mid return same evening*
their
accounts within 90 days from
connecting at Fairview with tho Coos bay <V
A ll creditors are allow­
Roseburg stage, so that a person can reach this date.
ed
the
same
length of time to pre­
Roseburg in one day. Fare with 50 Ihs of
baggage, §1.
n50 1 sent their claims, and the law re­
quires tliat’such claims be sworn to.
Robt H Lowe,
Assignee.
Myrtle Point, Oregon, July 19, ’84.
n49 6w
T. Moulton who was on the scene,
peared in the Coast Mail on tlie
been
house of J, D. Bennett and which
effort to save a trunk,
On the 21st ult., an article ap­
has
fire was discovered in the dwelling
From the envious sneer c
Yon will not be exempt.
Let your effort be never so pure.
Treat the lout or the jeer
W ith cool, cutting contempt;
'T is the most direct, radical cure.
t I 'l K S O A A b M A T T E R .
presented us its benefit at an early date,
About one o’clock, yesterday, a
able to sit up.
AfthigiK'OM Untie«» I
Fairview & Coquille City
consumed.
- -
for
f i r i :.
*Tis a foolish conceit
To think others are blind;
There are many who think so, alas!
lint the fool they would greet.
Were they that way inclined.
Is concealed in a small looking-glass.
Not a smile or a frown,
Not a sigh or a leer
Can I ever neglect; no. not I.
If you crush me when down,
I will kick like a steer.
And keep out of your debt, or I'll try.
now
addition to the Douglas hotel a t , living on the John Flanagan place,
Randolph.
«
Krtnliation.
Messrs. Hark low and Iraig arriv­
MYRTLE DRUG STORE.
Myrtle Point, Ogn.
W. L. DIXON
W e wish
I2ST
The paper is print­
ed at Denmark, Curry county.
Proprietor.
Drugs, Medicine, Paints, Oils, Candies, Cigars,
Tobaco,
Fancy Articles, Stationery and the finest quality of School Books.
jMUiui:».
At Fairview, Sunday, Aug. 31, Mr. Sim
Hatcher to Alina Ida Stilwell, all of C oob
couuty. Eld. C. P. Bailey officiated.
A gent for the leading sewing Machines, Mason k Ham lin or­
gans, <fec. Old W in es and Liquors of the best quailty.
Prescriptions carefully compounded
L I V E and L E T
L IV E .
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