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' I 4 B Y O V E R L A ID ROUTE CROAKERS. CH ANG ED H E R MIND. “Sister, skip that! skip that! he’s blowing ! I want to know who licked ! Dicky was poor; Katy had a rich How little repining there would be THE GIRL FOB MB. —If brooks are, as poets call them, mother. Katy’s mother was “down” on among mankind, at any condition of ELMBOUFS FLUID M IR A C I BU CH U is pleasant in tatto and odor, free life, if peoplo would compare their sit the most joyous things in nature, what the measure, and Dicky was forbid the Just fair enough to be pretty, from all iijarious properties, aaf are they always “murmuring” about ? premises. Notes were exchanged uation with those that are worse off than Just gentle enough to be tweet, in its action» Just saury enou Kh to be witty, UNDERSIGNED HAS JUST RE- —“ Why don’t your father take a through a knot hole in the high board themselves. But the great fault is we HE ceived Just Jainty enough to be neat. and is now opening a carefully se- are forever contrasting our lot with fence which inclosed the yard. One T newspaper ?” said a man to a little boy ected stock of those whom we cooceive to be more day the old lady went out “calling,” Just toil enough to be graceful, whom he caught pilfering his paper J a»l slight enough for a fay, from his doorsteps. “Cos he sends me aud Dicky being duly informed of the agreeably situated than ourselves ; this D ry Good«, Just dress enough to be taste's! fact, called on Katy, but remained too leads to murmuring and complaining. to take it,” answered the urchin. Just merry enough to be gay. Groceries, long. The old lady returned sud People are too prone to find fault, and —“ Where are you going ?” asked a Just tears enough to be tender, Boots & Shoes, and there being no chance for to catechise each other, to find out all gentleman of au acquaintance. ” denly, Just sighs enough to be sad, to escape, at the instance of Katy. that is ill, aud to noise it abroad, while Ladies’ Dress Goods, Tones soft enough to remember sec a friend.” “Then I should like to him E L M B O L D ’ S EXTRACT BÜCHÛ Dicky popped into a closet. The old that which is iudeed good, passes like Your heart thro’ their cadence jpade glad. go with you, for l never saw one yet. gires health and rygor te «be fra»«, and Men’s Clothing, the sunshine, unheralded and noiseless saw that Katy felt confused, and gues- bloom to the palHd eheeb. DeMUly is asèent- Just meek enough for submission — In a town not far from Green Bay, ed that Dicky had been about; she ly through the world. «anied by many alarming symptoms, aad if M ETC., ETC., Just bold enough to be brave, a funeral had been appointed to take reatment is submitted to/ consumption, insan There is a species of croakers, and supposed, of course, that he had made Just pride enough for ambition, Which he proposes to sell as CHEAP w the ity or epeloptie ñts M ito place at two o’clock. I d the course of Just thoughtful enough to be grave. good his escape, and thinking that the their number is legion, who delight in same quality of goods can be piocurel the forenoon the clergyman received a young anticipating future evil, and who pass a this side of Portland. couple had agreed, \ erhaps to A tongue that can talk without harming, request from the funeral party to the i»ood share of their time in prognosti elope together, determined to be too Just mischief enough to tease. M i e Manners pleasant enough to be charming, ellect that they hoped he would make smart for them ; so she shut Katy up cations of woe und misery. VVe never C a l l a n d ------- S e e the funeral au hour earlier than that That put you at once at your ease. in the same closet where Dicky was meet with such persons that we are not Don’t Forget the Chickamln» pr «posed, as they wished to go to the forcibly reminded of Tupper’s truthful concealed, and giving her a pair of Disdain to put down presumption, circus in the afternoon. J . B . LEW IS. Sarcasm to answer a tool, quilts and a pillow, looked her up for und pertinent words—“Thou hast seen 4 Contempt enough shown to assumption many troubles, travel-stained pilgrim of --John tells a story ot Thompson the night. She didn’t see Dicky. 1'ropor dignity always the rule. OR NON-RETENTION, OR INCONTI atid Rogers, two married men, wander The nejt morning she went to the the world; but that which hath vexed C. B. S T I L E S ’ NENCE ef Urine, irritati®», infamali*» thee most, hath been the looking for ing homo late one night, stopping at closet to let Katy out. Flight of fpiry fancy ethereal, or uleeration of the Madder or kidneys, diseases Devotion to science full paid, evil; and though calamities have cross HEADQUARTERS! what Thompson supposed to be his ree of the prostrate glands, stone in the bladder “Oh, Lord !” she screamed, and could Stuff of the sort of material, calculas gravel or briekdust deposits, and all idence, but which his companion insist hardly get her breath for a moment ed thee, and misery been heaped upon That really good hoi^ewives are madq. ed the diseases of the bladder, kidneys aid drop thy head, yet ills that never happened, Main street, Opposite Court House, sical was his own house. Thompson raug Finally : swellings have chiefly made thee wretched.” the bell lustily, when a window was “Ahem ! Dicky, is that you ?” Generous enough to be kind hearted, USE HELMBOLD’8 FLUID EXTRACT Pure as the angels above— There is another class of croakers, opened aud a lady inquired what was BUCHU. “Yes ma’am.” \e w M ore ! Y ew Goods ! Oh ! from her may I nover be parted, wanted? “Madam,” inquired Mr T., who deem it a sin to laugh or minister “ Dtclty, you must stay to breakfast.” For such is the maiden I love. “isn’t this Mr. T—Thompson’s house ?” “ Oeuldo’t, ma’am.” in any way to mirth. The most o<«m- AM NOW PREPARED TO OFFER A “No,” replied the lady ; “this is the “Oh, but you must.” uion affairs of life are treated by them I largo assortment of choice house of Mr. Rogers.” “ Well,” ex Dicky concluded to stay. with the 6agest concern, and their coun PROVISIONS. Humorous Sayings Lyings and Ddngs. claimed Mr. Thompson, “Mrs. T—T—- At the breakfast table the old lady tenances are drawn down and sorrowful GROCERIES, — A stranger in Boston, defiring to Thompson—beg your pardon— Mrs. spoke up and said : from long habit. Such people talk of WOODEN WARE, t>e «shown the way to Sooth B/ston, ac Rogers, won’t you just step down to “ Dicky, I’ve been thinking a great religion as though it was a painful ser TOBACCO, NFEBLED AND DELICATE CONSTI FRUITS, costed an Irishman, who at or^e replied: the door, and pick out Rogers, for deal about you lately.” vice, and required a sorrowful face to TUTIONS ef both sexss, use Helmbold'» CIGARS; Extract Buehn. It will give brisk and e»«i- “Take Harrison avenue alojlg wid ye, Thompson wants to go home.” “So I suppose, ma’am—very lately.” do it penance. “If good people,” said YANKEE NOTIONS, Etc., Etc. getic feeling, aad enable you to sleep well. mind th a t! turn South Boafou bridge — An irrepressible boy of five years, “You are industrious and honest, I Archbishop Usher, “would but make Also, a over, do you rniud that yye're just who was always compelled to keep quiet hear.” their goodness agreeable *nd smile in there, now!" stead of trowniug in their virtue, how General Assortment of Tin-ware, “ I never brag, ma’am.” on Suuday. having grown weary toward —“ My son,” said a rnai^of doubtful the close of a Sabbath day, frankly but “ Well, now, upon the whole. Dicky, many would they win to the good cause.” I design to keep only the CHOICEST and morals, putting his hand on the head honestly approached his excellent but I think you and Katy had better get Why will people, REST articles aud sell them at a Small Profit —“Since man can little more supply, of a young urchin, “I fcblieve Satau rather strict father, and gravely said: married.’* For Cash. Than just to look about us anti to die,” believe so “ Fa, let’s have some spiritual fun." MY MOTTO.—Quick sales and sm all has got hold of you ” ! This was too much, not only for the A R e m a r k a b l e M a r r ia g e — The make themselves miserable by repining profits* too,” the urchin replied O. B . S T I L E S . f|lA K E NO MORE UNPLEASANT OM but for the strictness of the Americus (Ga.) Courier relates the par uud croaking at everything ? Tube | unsafe remedies for unpleasant and dan —An Iowa paper in ofder to be even gravity and for once “let nater caper” ticnlars of a cas- in that country, in happy, says Hume, the passions must gerous diseases Use Helmboid’e Extract B»- with a cotemporary who'told a marvel father, which the bride was betrothed to three be cheerful and ^ay, not gloomy and ebu and Improved Rope Wart. ous pin story, vouches.t)(r the truth of till bed time. brothers, aud married to two of them, melancholy. A propeneity to hope and the statement that a lad I iu that village, W h a t a r e T h e y ?— One day as I which is rather remarkable. On the joy is real riches; one to fear and sor when quite a child, accidentally run a was returning to Tallahassee from a 6th of August, 1806, a young man was row, real poverty.— Exchange. NORTH FRONT AND E STREET8, splinter into thu thiuib of her left huntiug excursion in Florida, says a married to a young lady living a few PORTLAND, OGN. hand, and was astonished the other day miles from Americus, and on the same A C u r io u s D isco v ery —A curious b j t o i l * . " « « '. 'f i T n ' feetTong and I « * » “ * «"«> • ». * « « « • ,r0* '"S »'»"K day was attacked by a congestive chill discovery has just been made at Pom shore about sunset, wheu suddenly IRON FOUNDERS, tweuty-tnree inches 10 circumferance, the which terminated his life on the follow peii. lu a house in course of excava a strange, grave, and prolonged souud jump from her heel. ing Saturday, the bride followed him tion, an oven was found closed with an STEAM EYG1YE struck my ear. At first I thought it HE GLORY OP MAN IS STRENGTH, —“John,” said a master to his ap must be a drone, or fly of extraordinary lo the grave in her wedding suit In iron door, on opening which a Latch of Therefore the nervous aad debilitated should immediately use Helmbold’s Ixtrhct prentice, as he was about starting on a magnitude ; but seeing nothing, I ques Augqst 1867, another brother obtained eighty one loaves, put in 1800 years B O I L E R AND B U IL D E R S . Buehn. short journey, -you must occupy my tioned ide as t0 wll4t u coulj be. a licepoe to marry the young woman, ago, uud uow somewhat overbaked, was place _ while I am absent. “ rh.nk . ,.o h „ d„ ¡5 t|,e fish „ h a t sings, but qp his way home, rejoicing in the di>covered, and even the large iron HESE WORKS ARE LOCATED ON THE yon sir demurely replied John, ”1 d ' g0Iue c,„ ¡, sircn or niermaid fish, and happy anticipation of making the wor shovel with which they were neatly laic T bank of the river, one block north of Couch’s Wharf, and have facilities tor turning rather sleep with the boys. thy vyidow of his lost brother his own in rows. The loaves were but s ighfl) out others musico” A little way on we bride, promptly and effitiently. he was caught in a heavy rain, overbaked by the lava heat, having We machinery —A gentleman standing in a crowd heard a greater chorus of these strunge have secured the services of Mr. John Nation, as Director of the Work«, whose expe felt the pressure of two feminine feet voices, reminding me faintly of the and arrived at home with his clothing been protected by a quantity of ashe.- rience on this C<>ast for sixteen years gives him thoroughly saturated, from which he covering the door» There isnobaker'c a thorough upon his patent leathers. At first the music of church organs. I stopped of the various kinds o* sensation was delightful; but soon the the canoe,the better to study this strange took a congestive chill the same even mark on the loavos; they are circular machinery knowledge required for mining and milling ANHOOD AND YOUTHFUL TIG OR. pressure began to feel the least bit un phenomenon ; when at my request, my ing, and died the evening previous to «bout nine inches in diameter, rather purposes. are regained by Helmboid’e Ex We are prepared to execute orders for all comfortable. “Madame,” he gently sable oarsman threw a net into the wu the marriage, which was to have taken flat, and indented (evidently with the classes of Machinery and Boiler Work, such as suggested, “you are standing on my ter. and soon laid at the bottom of the place the following Sabbath. Again baker’s elbow) in the centre, and are feet.” “Your feet sir ?” “Yes. mad- boat about a scoro of little fish, each instead of listening to the merry ring slightly raised at the sides and divider MINING AND STEAMBOAT MACHINERY ame.” “Goodness! beg your pardon, about ten inches long, resembling the ing of the marriage bells, the death by deep lines, radiating from the centre SAW and FLOURING MILLS, sir; I thought I was standing on a gray mullet very closely in outward knell was heard, and a funeral proces into eight segments. They are now o block of wood ; they are quite large, form. “Dese be mairmaids, tnassa ; ses took the place of the marriage least. a deep brown color, aod hard but verv QUARTZ MILLS, MINING PUMPS, sir!” “Quite; but you covered ’em, but in de name of hebben, don’t eat Sometime last month the third brother light. In the same shop were fount Ac., Ac. the deceased procured a license, and 561 bronze and 52 silver coins. A mi! Manufacture Ac., madam«.” ’em.” “ Why nut?” quoth I. “Be of and Repair Machinery of all with a great quantity of corn in excel kinds. HATTERED CONSTITUTION RESTOR» — An Irishman recently said: “What cause dey hub de lub poison.” “Lub was married to the twice bereaved lady. lent preservation, has also been discov ED by Helmbold’s Extract Bocho. poifcou ! aud pray, what is that ?” “Yes, a waste of money to be bnyin mate Music a n d F l o w e r s —These are ered. Shutter Work at San Francisco Iron when you know the half of it is bone,, massa, when you eat one ob dese fish the refiners of life, and the solace of Lost and Freight. while you can spind it for wbishky that you fall so deep io lub you can never the more refined souls in their cornmun B o ys , when they are boys, are queer Wheeler A Randall’s Patent Grinder and got out agin.” I tried to laugh my ings with their inner selves. What enough. How many ridiculous notions hasn't a bone in it, at all.” Amalgamator. black friend out of his notion, but in Dunbar’s Self-adjusting Patent Piston Packing —A promising young shaver of five would this world be without their holv they have, and what singular desires Stevens’ “ “ “ “ vain. In spite of what he said, howev or six years was reading his lesson at which in after life change and shape influence ? A more frequent use of Either applied to old or new steam cylinders. school, one day, in that deliberate man er, I had my musicos fried that even- their mediumship might result better themselves into characteristics? Who ner for which urchins of that a-e are 1 and‘ as 1 0XPect,'d* found that I for humanity in some quarters when* remembers when he would have sole Quartz Stampers, Shoes and Dies, [ELMBOLD’S EXTRACT BUCHU.AH IF Of the best hard iron. 1 his birthright f<»r a rocking horse, anc somewhat remarkable. As he proceed- vvas ,,on’J tho woriie for the experi,ncnt* doiv only iron padlocks and stone-walls __ impro 'ed Rom Week cove secret nod del fish is is white, with a ' few his new suit of clothes hr a monkey Agents l¥anleil<w$10 a Day icate disorders, in all their stage*, at little ex ed with the ta-k became upon the pas- I The n,U3,cian fish white’ “"'‘L ' “ are relied on. The Michigan Lunatic- pense, little or no change in diet, a* ieconven sage. “ Keep thy tongue from evil, and blue spots near the belly. It is about Asylum is provided with a greenhouse, Who forgets the sweet ficed girl older ience and no expoeure. It i* gleam at fa tost® tunset when these fish begin tosinc.and thy lips from guile.” Master Hopeful than himself, against whose golden hair in which there are at all times flowers in and odor, immediate in Reaction and free from Two $10 Haps for $4, drawled out; ‘‘Keep—thy—tongue_ they continue their music during the full bloom. Some of the severest cases ho leaned and wept his griefs away all injurious properties* night, imitating the grand and sonorous from—evil—and— thy —lips—from— insanity in men brought totheinsti Who recollects wheu the thought o LLOYD’S P A T E N T droning of an organ, just as it reaches of girls.” beiug a circu* rider appeared greater iuiion in irons, and manifesting th< ear when you stand outside a most violent symptoms ot this most ter than to be President, and h<>w jealously Revolving Doublé Maps! — A stump speaker exclaimed: “ I your church. rible disorder,have been suddenly calm he watched the fellows tho wore the Two Continents. America and Europe, know no North, no South, no Bast, no West, fellow citizens!” -Then,” ex W h a t a H a l f A cre W il l D a— ed clown to a condition bordering on spangled jackets, aud prayed to become aud America with the United States portion on au immense scale. claimed an old farmer in the crowd, A shoemaker in Jersey bought a half sanity by the piesentation of a bouquet one of them? If memory preserves not these capacities, or something simi Colored—in 4000 Counties. “it’s time you went to school and larnt acre lot. He „wag food of fruit, and gathered from the greenhouse. Music lar, the boy is lost in the man. Hnppv jography.” is known to possess the power of calm read the paper«. The soil was wet clay ing the most violent lunatic Between visions! they come but ouce aud go h e s e g r e a t m a p s , now j u s t com - HELMBOLD’S FLUID EXTRACT BUCHU Is a certain eure for dimaeoe of the —‘•Has the gall got firs?” asked an and he selected fruit suitable to tho music and flowers, it would appear that quickly, leaving us ever to sigh fora T pleted, ft 1 x 62 inches large, show every place of importance, all Railroads to date, and old farmer, who had paused to see a climate. He built a house, and put all cases of raving madness can be modi return of what can never be again. the latest alterations in the various European BLADDER, KIDNEYS, GRAVEL, DROPSY, young lady go through with her c^lis his land in a condition.to produce fruit. fied and ameliorated, if Dot thoroughly ORGANIC WEAKNESS, FEMALE States. These maps are needed in every School thenic exercises, in the garden. -No.” He had no manure hut the dropping* cured. and family in the land—they occupy the space COMPLAINTS, GENERAL P u r it a n C o u r t s h ip — Of all wo of one Map, and by means of the Reverser replied the staid servant girl, “that’s of his cattle. Io his leisure, he brought DEBILITY. - side can he thrown front, and any part she is the most to be pitied who either jiminy-nasties.” “So?” said the far- from the woods bark, jrotton wood, A D escription of C hina .—A men brought level to the eye. County Rights and has a slow-paced suitor; he is worse lartre discount given to good Agents. And all tho dimame of tho mer in a pitying tone. “Poor thing ! moss, and lew mould, which he mixed country where the roses have no frag than a retrograding one. How admira URINARY ORGANS, for circulars. Terms, and send money how long’s she had cm ?” with the soil. thr<je feet deep. This ranee, and the women no petticoats ; ble, how prompt, how perfectly sutisfac for Apply and sec Sample Maps first, if not sold taken Whether existing in —An irritable man having been dis was done by degrees, and as fast as the where the laborer has no Sabbath, and tory was tho conduct of the Puritan, bark on demand. J. T. LLOYD, »»round was prepared, he planted fruit. 23 Cortlandt Street, N. Y. MALE OR FEMALE, appointed in his boots, threatened to - . . . . the magistrate no sense of honor; rode up to the door of the house 3 chaw up the shoemaker, but compro- *'eCauie 80 interested and successful where the roads bear no vehicles, and who whatever eaom originating, aad no where dwelt the girl of bis choice, and A Wood Book for Agent«! From the «nkhlor’a cobbler’s konnb bench. the ships no keels; where old men fly- having mined by drinking a cobbler. - ' that ‘ he retired from — «La matter of desired her to be called out to I was his neighbor, abd kne# him inti kites; where the needle points to the HOW LONG STANDING. —The science of velocipede riding mately. His half acre supports him- south, and the sign of being puzzled is him, said without circumlocution :— R E S O U R C E S Diseams of theee organs require the ose ef a is mostly compromised in a few words- self and wife comfortably—almost in “Hache!, the Lord hath sent me to diuretic. If ao treatment is eabmittod to, Con OF THE to scratch the antipodes of the head; You straddle, paddle and then skedad elegance. She had no servants, and where the place of honor is on the left marry thee !” Wheu the girl answered sumption or insanity may earn®. Oar took S L O P E ! and blood art eupportod from thorn enamel, die. equal promptitude and devoted P A C I F I C plenty of time to cultivate flowers hand, and the se-it of intellect is in the with and the — Mr. Smith says the only thing he Strangers inquired about their beauti stomach ; where to take off your hat is ness : “The Lord’s will be done !” A Statistical and Descriptive Summary of the HEALTH AND HAPPINB88, can pay these times is his addresses to ful home. Isabella grapes and common an insolent gesture, and to wear white Mines and Minerals, Climate. Topography, Ag aod that of Posterity, depend of on prompt mio Manufactures and Commerce of the of a reliable remedy. the ladies, and these he never allows to currants formed the bulk of his fruit garments is to put yourself in mourn A H appy F ireside .— Home is the riculture. Pacific States and Territories, including LOW get overdue. With a better selection his irtfcome would ing; which has a literature without an residence, not merely ot the body, but ER CALIFORNIA, HELMBOLD’S EXTRACT BUCHU, MEXICO, BRITISH — An Irishman being asked why he have been greater. Others had the alphabet, and a languago without a of the heart. It is the place for the COLUMBIA and ALASKA, Established upwards of 18 years, prepared by affections to unfold and develop them H. T. HELMBOLD. •?. Pfy a doc^ ’s bill, said: same success on small pieces of ground. grammar. selves—tor childreu to love and learn, By HON. J. ROSS BROWNE, Drnggitt, bure he didn t give me anything but One I knew who supported his family No. 594 Broadway New York, and play in—for hushanl and wife to Complete in One Large Octavo Volume of 874 No. 194 Sooth Tooth at, Philadelphia, Pooa. some emetics, and divil a one would lav on an acre. Half was in graces, the An exchange Bays; “ The surprising cura pages | Price, S4 00, efficacy of Dr. Walker’s V B itters foil smilingly together, and make life a on me stummick.” 3 crop of which, in one season, sold for tive | b a great variety of chronic diseases, especial blessing. The object of all ambition —Why arc your nose anj chin olwav. $800 ; and he had no hills to pay. If ly those which prove obstinate, and even in should be to be happy at home If This is the Cheapest Work ever offered in curable by the ordinary treatment, cannot be this market to Subscription Agents, and it atTanancc? Bccauac arc con concentration will.give, success, let, us explained. Nature, aided by art, has here we are not happy there, we cannot be compact useful information, invaluable to kn«>w it aud practice it.—New \ ork tinurlly passing between them. provided a rare combination of medicinal happy elsewhere. It is the best proof m e k c h with \ n t s , f a r m e r s , mechanics Tribune properties, wisely adapted to the cure of dis etc , and is of deep interest to ALL CLASSES of the virtues of a family circle, to see eases common to all mankind.” a a s7bb ,LdeVS amUSe,he children on Sabbath a lady was engaged in read Published by a happy fireside. claims to have the most mg from the Bible the story of- David valuable Chicago H. fl. Bancroft & Co., Prie#. I l 15 per botile, or sia botile« for H 59. horse in America, “Bashaw, T he invitations to a “ Hard Times und Gol.uh, and, coming to that passage Jr.,” for which $$5,000 has lately been Party,”in W isoonsiu are issued on brown SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. 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