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FLORENCE, OREGON, FRIDAY. FEB. 15, 1901.
VOL. XI.
STEAM ER
STATE OFFICERS-
M A R G U E R IT E , Q
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Governor................................. T- T. Geer. R E G U L A R D A I L Y T R IP S
Secretary of 8 'ate...............F. I. Dunbar.
• B etw een
Treasurer.............................F. S. Moore.
Stage leaves Steamboat Landing on
Supt. Public Instruction J. H. Ackerman
the Umpqnn for Florence Saturdays.
State Printer...................... W. H. Leeds
Returning, Stage Leaves Florence
Attorney General D. R. N. Blackburn
Sundays.
( .................R. S. Bean
Sup; ome Court L...............F. A. Moore
Extra Trips When Necessary
P
( . . . . C . ¿.W olverton
THE STEAM ER
Charges Reasonable.
Judge Second D istrict..J. W. Hamilton
Prosecuting Attorney. . .Geo. M. Brown
H. H. B arrett, Prop’r,
• Florence ani Beaö of Tide.
AVill carry freight an d passengers
COUNTY OFFICERS
from Florence to San Francisco.
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R.
Kincaid.
W ill also bring np freight
J u d g e ....
I .................... J. R. Hill
Commissioners j ” ___H. D. Edwards
’ ................. Y
3 U.
TT Lee
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Clerk
..........W.
W.
Withers
Sheriff........
............. .A. 8 . ’’atterso u
Treasurer..
A sse sso r............. ....................... D. P. Burton
Assessor.
School Superintendent--- W. M
“ U r' eyO r................
. . . . G. W .
Coroner.............
Justice of Peace
Constable..........
Griffin
’ ’..........C. H. Holden
' ’ / / ,G. C. Cumpton
ORTHERN
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F. B. Wilson
M. Morris
P a c ific , R y .
Win B ern h ard t
L. C hristensen
D. W. Stibbens
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Recorder............... . .John I. Butterfield
Treasurer . . . . . . . ........... O. W. Hurd
Marshal............. . ■ . . . .G. C. Cumpton
SECRET SOCIETIES.
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Proprietor.
Single fare - -
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5.00.
Round trip - -
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9,00.
T ickets for sale at E. B angs’
livery barn, Eugene, and a t O. W.
H u rd ’s office in Florence.
All through freight on the stage
either way between Eugene aud
Mapleton, will be charged a t the
rate of two cents per pound during
the m onths of October, November,
December, Ja n u a ry , F ebru ary ,
M arch and April, and one cent per
pound during' the m onths of May,
Ju n e, Ju ly , August and September.
S
Pullm an
N O TA RIES.
Sleeping
F. A A. M. Florence Lodge No. 107.
ST A G E L IN E .
Stage leaves Eugene on Mon
w-» * **
days, W ednesdays, and F riday s at
*» * * # * ♦#*
F or further inform ation inquire 6 a. nt, arriving a t Florence tl
day following a t 10 a. in.
- OF —
R eturning stage leaves Florence
Mondays, W ednesdays, and F ri
A. W . B EA D LE & CO.
days a t 2 p. m. arriv in g at Eugene
22 M arket St,
the folio wingday a t 9 p. m.
San Francisco, California.
CITY OFFICERS.
President...............
EUGENE-FLORENCE
E. Bangs,
A ■ R egular aoniniiw icfttion on second
and fourth Saturdays in each mouth.
Elegant
E. W. C obb , W. M.
R. B, M ills , Secretary.
Tourist
D ining Cars
Sleeping
Cars
8T . PAUL
* O. U .W . Perpetua Lodge,.No. 131,
A sm jets every 1st and 3d Tuesdays
each month. Members and visiting
brethren in good standing are
inviud
attend. A. O, F un « , M. W.
in
vited to
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I. G. K notts , Recorder.
M IN N E A P O L IS
DULUTH
TO
A. R. BUTTOLPH,
Cars
FAROO
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ORANO FO RKS
N otary P u b lic , S u r v e y o r
F lo r
noe,
O regon
FRANK-B. WILSON.
NOTARY
FLORENCE. - -
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i n
y ' In every cough there
lurks, like a crouching
tiger, the probabilities
o f consumption.
The throat and
lungs become
rough and in
flamed fr o m
coughing and
t h e germs of
consum ptio n
find an easy
entrance. Take
no c h a n c e s
with the dan
gerous fo e .
For 60 years
i there has been a per
fect cure. What a rec-
ordl Sixty years of cures.
' gratis. Put a bedqullt on the wash-
board and you can hear the strains o f
•The Old Oaken Bucket' from garret to
cellar. I-et the woman tackle a table
cloth, and everybody goes dancing to
M a jo r C r o to o t O r ig in a t e * th e M. W. the tune of ‘Maggie Murphy’s Home?
II. Corn p u n y , F l l l l i n x n L o n s F e l t Drug stores can have It at a slight
W a n t , a n d I n c l d e u t a l l r T a k e « la a cost for their patrons, and public
L a w y e r F r ie n d .
schools needn't pay a cent. Rub-a-dub-
dub! Music by the box! Thompson,
[C o p y r ig h t. 160«. b y C. D. L ew is.)
The grand promoter sat nt Ills desk don’t miss It. Don't throw a good
ti his office with a wandering look on thing over your shoulder. I want to
Ms face and 40 cents In change spread
t^e ^ W . ’ O ^ t
c
t w
a
l
soothes and heals the
wounded th ro a t and
lungs. You escape an at
tack of consumption with
all its terrible suffering
and uncertain results.
There is nothing so bad
for the throat and lungs
as coughing.
A 25c. bottle w ill cure
an ordinary cough; hard
er coughs w ill need a 50c.
size; the dollar bottle is
cheapest in the long run.
lhat change over and over and figuring
liow many times the $28 lie owed his
landlady, the $12 ho owed his tailor,
1 the $4 he owed his hatter nnd the $75
I he owed various other people would go
I Into that 40 cents. He was still about
i It when ho heard a step on the stairs.
I It was the step of an aggressive man.
As It came nearer It betokened the step
of a determined man. As the door was
hurst open without preliminary warn-
I Ing the major recognized the fact that
he was faeo to face with n circum
stance. For one brief second bis knees
weakened, and he caught his breath
with a gasp. Then he was on his feet
with hand outstretched nnd a smile on
, his face aud saying:
“Bless my soul, but If you had been
two mluctcs later I should have been
1 on my way to your office! Come In;
come in.”
I • •; didn’t know as you would remem
ber me,” dryly replied the visitor as he
i looked around the office.
I “What! Not remember Thompson of
Thompson & Thompson, attorneys at
law! You must he joking. My dear
“ One of my sons was »pitting
blood with a high fever aud was
very ill. We could hardly
any
sign* o f life in him. The doctors
did him no good. But oiio bottlo of
your Cherry Pectoral cured him and
saved hl« lire.” C.G. A nderson ,
Nov. 10,1898.
Pukwana, S. Dak.
W r ite th e D o cto r. I f y ou h a v e a n y
c o m p la in t w h a te v e r an d d e s ir e th e
b ea t m ed ic a l a d v ic e , w r ite th e D oc
tor f r e e lv . A d dress
l)r. J. C. A y k r , Lowell,Mass.
O R EG O N
EUGENE
A T R E E iPA T T E R N
(her ow n «election) to every «uboertber. Feautlfwl c ol
ored lithographed plate« and Illustration«. O riginal,
latest, artlstlo, exquisite and «trlctly np to-date désigna.
¡M -C A LL'S ^^
MAGAZINEW
“ I WANT TO TAKE YOU IN.
“That’s all wind,” bluntly exclalr ied
the lawyer, “and It won’t work. Will
you draw me a cheek for $200?”
“Isn’t It a wonder that somebody elsa
didn't strike on the idea?” whispered
(he major as he patted Thompson on
the shoulder. “The washboard has
been known for 200 years. What was
easier than to make friction run a mu
sic box to aoothe the sorrowful, lull
the ailing or enthuse the discouraged?
It would have saved thousands of lives
annually, prevented thousands of sui
cides, and yet no one thought of IL
Thompson, shake hands! It’s the sec
retaryship nt $20,000 a year for you,
and I’ll get you $50,000 worth of stock
at ground floor figures. Months ago,
when I was hard up and couldn’t pay
a bill of $7, you put your band on my
shoulder In a brotherly way and said
you had every confidence In my finan
cial Integrity. Do you Imagine I’ve for
gotten that, Thompson? Not by the
grave of my grandfather! I never think
a t It without the tears coming to my
syea.”
Do you want to be sued for these
accounts?” demanded the lawyer when
he could get In a word.
“And your reward for trusting me 1»
Ibis,” continued the major—“the salary
af $20,000 Is only a starter. I’ll double
It after the washboards get Into the
market The $50,000 In stock will pay
you $25,000 a year In dividends at the
very least, and perhaps double that,
aud there you are. You can safely put
your first year’s Income down at $05,-
J00. Is that enough, Thompson? If
not. Just say the .word, and I’ll ndd
$20,000 to It. Meanwhile”—
"Meanwhile I want no more of your
wind!"
“Meanwhile, my dear secretary of
the M. W. C., I owe $200. You have
the accounts to collect. Just mark ’em
‘collected? and I’ll pay In the $200 to
hold your stock. Always have to hare
a deposit as evidence of good faith,
you know. If It was anybody else. I’d
demand a certified check for $10,000.
Thompson, go home and throw yonr
lawbooks out of the window?*
But "N ol" eric»
Tbe thorn, tho
Leave something
Some dream ot
L
Loan s Savings Bank
5,000
R.
MS
CALL,
^BAZAR.
L
P atterns
MORRIS
HOTEL,
I
“ REW HOME ” SEWIRR «MUIRE.
P
E lk P r a ir ie H o te l.
ON E U C E N E AND
FLORENCE
STACE
ROUTE.
A tt o r n e y a t L a w ,
WHITE FDR CIMUURS«"f.»;.''S
Kodol
HOTEL EUGENE
P A7S2I5
NIGHTMARE.
(*hw » « m a a tto u T h a t A lo r r y a M u lre a a
M am m C aw m ral.
"Strange that we are always so cow
ardly In nightmares,” remarked a New
Orleans lawjrer who has a tasb for
the bizarre. “I don’t believe anybody
ever lived who stood up and made a
square stand against the amorphous
horror that invariably pursues us In
such visions. When I have a night
mare and the usual monster gets on
my trail, my blood turns to water, and
my conduct would disgrace a sheep. I
am beside myself with stark, down
right fear, and I have no Idea left In
my head except to run like a rabbit.
AU pride, self respect, dread of ridicule
and even the Instinct of self defense
are scattered to the winds, and I be
lieve, honestly, I would be capable of
any Infamy In order to escape. I have
no hesitation In confessing this, be
cause, as far aa I have been able to
find out, everybody acts exactly tho
same way In tbe throes of nightmare,
and I feel certain I would not make
such a pitiable spectacle of myself In
real life, no matter what might befall.
“I think that the explanation of the
nightmare panic Is to be found In tbe
fnct that the dream Is almost Invari
ably accompanied by a sense of suffo
cation. It la well established that
choking—the ‘shutting off of one’s
wlud? to use a homely phrase--has an
effect upon the mind which Is entirely
distinct and different from that pro
duced by any other form of pain or
peril. It fills the victim with such hor
ror and distraction that he la for tbe
moment Insane. He will do anything
to get relief. Thia has been brought
out on more than one occasion In the
defense of men who have been choked
and killed their assailants, and Judges
have held that the circumstances of
such an attack should be given special
consideration as extenuating the deed.
In dreams the entire nervous system Is
relaxed, and It Is natural to suppose
that the mental effect of suffocation
“I ’ll be hanged I f I dot I w ant to would be Intensified. At least, that 1»
the beat apology I have to offer for my
know"—
“T hrow your lawbook» out o f the sprints through nightmare land.”—New.
window, dissolve tbe partnership, and Orleans Tlmes-Demoerat.
then take your position as secretary.
M a h lt I b a H o rs e *» W o r k .
No hurry for a day or two, but don’t
“When I retired from the contract
wait too long. I want to get tho arti
cles of Incorporation through as soon ing business a short time ago,” said a
aa possible and patent tbe Idea. Good- well known man, "I bad a number o f
horses that 1 was anxious to dispose
by, Thompson, goodby."
“But I want that check!" protested of. Among them was one named Jer
ry, which for several years had been
the » w yer aa ba was pushed o u t
“And the washerwoman rubs and used to working on a drum. In such
tbe box playa on,” replied tbe smiling work a liorae becomes accustomed to
major. “We’ll have 50,000 washboards lifting hla feet high to avoid striking
playing ‘Yankee Doodle* and ‘Home of the hoisting ropes. When tbe horses
My Soul* before the month Is out, and were put under the hammer, Jerry
If yon want $15,000 In advance on yonr went to a Harlem grocer.
"About a week later the pcrchaaer
salary and profits send your boy
around and I’ll fill out a check. Oood- of Jerry called at my house and told
by, Thompson, goodby, and remember me that he had a lot of trouble with
to keep mnm till our patent la secur the horse. lie eald that Jerry would
go a abort distance, when be would
ed?*
The door w as ahut and locked, and atop short and lift hla feet high, and
there was grim silence for A t « mln- after doing this would go a little far?
■tes. Then the major heard threats ther, only to repent It again. 1 told the
rod vows and muttering», and soma grocer why the horse stopped sheet
and lifted bis feet and also advised
me went slowly down stairs.
him to look up some contractor and
M. Q uad .
sell the animal to him for hoisting pur
poses. He did so, notifying me that bo
C r a w l a * X a te h c a .
The Belgian artisan spends his lel- received a larger price than he paid
ture In a very curious manner. He me for the horse.” —New York Bun.
keeps a special cock for crowing, and
H e w H e Got It .
the bird which can outerow Its fellows
In one of Chauncey M. Depew’s
has reached the highest pinnacle of
perfection. The mode of operation 1» stories he told of meeting a man aa
to place the cages containing the roost funny aa hlmaclf.
“One day.” said Mr. Depew. “I met
ers In long rows, for It appears that
one bird sets tbe other off crowing. A a aoldler who had been wounded In tbo
innrker appointed by the organisers of face. He was a Union man. and I
the show is told off for each bird, hla asked him In which battle he had been
duty being to note carefully the num Injured.
“ ’In tbe last battle of Bull Bun, sir?
ber of crows for which It 1» responsible
In the same fashion as the laps are ra- he replied.
’• ‘But bow could you get hit In the
corded In a bicycle race. The custom
ary duration of the mntch Is one hour, face at Bull Run?* I asked.
“ ‘Well, sir? said the man, half apol
tho winner being the bird which scores
the highest number of crows In the al ogetically. ‘after I had run a mile or
lotted time. A- great number of these two 1 got careless nnd looked back? ’’
competitions have taken place In the
» ■ I n k e r W i l l P u t O a t P lr c a .
Liege district, and In some rases heavy
Grant me »pace In your pnper to
beta have l»cen made on the result
make more generally known a fact
lta a ia S . s.
which has been known to me many
Itndlshes originated In China, where years and doubtless to others, that sul
they have been cultivated for many phur thrown Into the (Ire of a stove,
centuries and sometimes grow aa big furnace or fireri .ee will IiiRtnntly ex
ns a man’s head. In Germany the old tinguish the Are lu a chimney or flu e.
fashioned country mothers cure hoarse If a small bug or parcel of sulphur,
ness and cough with radish Juice ml«- sny three or four ounces, were kept In
ed with sugar candy. The radishes of a handy place and used when needed
todny have no flavor, no character. aa directed above, It might lie the
Formerly their sharp, biting taste made inraua of saving property nnd perhaps
life.—Letter In Ntw York Times.
Viem palatable.
’Stkafllic ÄmeiifaE.
ú ’í r s i s í i rk
Dyspepsia C ure
PATENTS
H.B.WILLSON&CO.
i&uuite »t thia
Digests what you eat.
Two Ba< Bitsa.
X
»’Udom. “Spiro the (eaash
iyy blackbird« neat In;
(or the finer lenae,
Joy to hope end reet in,
“ Some glad surprise, «ome myrtery
Ot inconceivably «weet meaning I”
Wisdom 1« wise. Uy Mend end I
Bearce press the topmost twigs by leaning.
—Q. D. O. in Good Words
man, Major Crofoot never forgets the
! face or name of a friend. You more
H E L E N A <“ “1
F. Heceta Lodge No. I l l ,meets
than any other man In the world have
I. O.O.
ery Wednesday evening in Lodpe
BUTTE
ever
been In my thoughts for the last three
H d l, Florence, Oregon. Brothers in
sliding invited
to attend.
D ressm aking econom ies, fan er w ork, hcùit-hold hints, ilays, and, ns I remarked, I was about
g»x* standing
i
etc.
Subscribe to- day. to start for your office.
re n __________
t (optes,
i ........................our
hurt stories,
Thompson,
E. A. E vans , N. G.
Only ftOo. y e a r iy. Lady a g e n ts w a n te d . ftoud fo r torua»
TO
Of Eugene, Oregon
shako hands again.”
C
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F. C. P« il , 8ec.
“I haven’t time,” replied Thompson.
W A S H IN G T O N
“Look here, major, bills agnlnst yotf to
the amount of $200 hare been put Into
P H IL A D E L P H IA
our hands for collection. You promised
Mijpie Lodge
vooge No.,
« « ., 139, meets
O. O. F. Mijple
NEW
YORK
to pay that old board bill two months
•very Thursday evening in Meyer &
Kyle's Hall, Mapleton. Oregon. Broth- B O R T O N A N O A L L
ago. f want to know what you are go-
lug to do?”
art in good standing invited to attend.
at
P O IN T 8 E A 8 T »n't S O U T H
“Do, my dear Thompson? Why, I ’m
T. J. N bbly , N. G.
A
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eneral
B
a
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k
in
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B
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sin
e
ss
Fnr Inform ation, tim e cards, m aps aud tic k e ts
going
to give you a check In about ten
les,
m
isses,
g
ir
ls
and
little
children.
That
For todies, m is „ A
Oxo 8. P helps , Sec.
etc., c a ll on or w rite
tb s n
•« s •<
" efe
e h i o / effect not attained by the
e j > £ « •/
seconds for the whole Indebtedness.
tain styll«lS
styllsn "
Transacted on Favorable Terms tain
other patterns. H a ve uo equal tor sty le aud perfect Sa,
You could have had your money long
M c M u rph ey ,
Draft» Issued on th e p rincip al citi«« of the
ago If you hnd given me the slightest
O. O. F. Irene Encampment, No. 42, General Ayant. Room s 2 and 4, Sh elton Block, U nited State« and foreign countries.
hint. Major Crofoot has a good mem
EUOEXE, OREGON.
meets in I. O.O. F. hall in Florence
ory, but how can you expect him to
I
Interest allow ed on D em and C ertificates of
therecond and fourth Friday ol i
A- D C H A R L T O N ,
keep track of shillings when he Is
Members
of
this
degree
are
D
eposit
w
hen
le
ft
stRted
period.
month.
------— -
.
A ssistant General Passenger A gent,
dealing In thousands of dollars.”
cordially
in
v
ted
to
attend,
C ollection« receive our prom pt atten tion .
265 Morrison St., Cor., Bd.
coraianj
g j S eymous , C. P.
“I heard yon were promoting a lit
P o r t la n d , O r.
C ity and C ounty Warrants bought.
S u l ly p u . tnarther O nly I» « n i I« cent«
tle,” said the lawyer us he »ailed for
F. C, P eie , Scribe.
Snrh.r » . i s i n nearly . w r y city .n d tow n. ,,r by m jU .
Sak (or th e m . A bsolutely Tory U t w t up
rtyua. the check.
W . E. BROWN,
D. A. PAINE,
I H 1 M cCALL COM PANY, •
“Ten companies formed In the last
P resident.
Vice Pre»ldent.
1M.IM »■< l.lk »tr„C . . . . » • « »w» O»y, I . I ,
♦**
three months, my boy, and the
P . W . OSBURN,
W . W . BROWN.
eleventh just ready to be Incorporated.
Cashier.
A sF t Cashier.
O. O. F.—Mignon Lodge No. 105,
- - Proprietor»,
Grand aggregation of over $300.000,000
. Rebekah Degree, meets in M eyer* CASSIDY ft SON
Kvle’a Hall, Mapleton, the 1st and 3rd
. , T R Y T H E . «W
capital thus far, nnd every company
F lo r e n o e , O re g o n .
Thursday evenings in each month.
bound to pay at least 80 per cent divi
¿{ attic O. H udson , N. Q.
dend. What do you suppose I’ve got
Tables furnished w ith all th e
M m . F . C. B ban , Sec.
on hand now?”
Caveat, and Trade Martin obtained and a ll Tat ,
“I can’t say, and ns I’m In a hurry
opt hiHdneas conducted for M cd srn tc F ees. <
delicacies of th e season. Give us
pend model, drawing or photo. W o ad vise 1.
yon may fill out that check.”
OHURCH DIRECTORY
k nxter. table
o f cliarg«. Our fee n o t due til If
“The biggest scheme of all—the no
a call.
patentisaerured. A P am p h let *‘U o <
plus nllra!” whispered the major with
tain Patent!,” with cor-t e f aam oln tho U.
aud foreign countrifts cent free. Address,
a flourish of his right arm. “I expect
RESBYTERIAN;CHURCH,Florence.
ed to stop at ten, but this scheme
C. A. SNOW & CO.
Oregon. On every Sabbath in each
O r. P.TtNT O o i m , WaSMiaCTOB, D. C.I came pushing along nnd I hnd to take
month, Sunday-School nt 10 a. m. and
It up. It’s the richest of them all.
Junior Endeavor Society at 2: 30 p. m.
On the Second and Fourth Sabbath» of Twentv-three
It’ll pay 100 per cent profit from tho
each month, preaching aervices at 11 a.
very start. Iu a week from Sow the
M
iles
W
est
THE
GENTLE-WOMAN
is
a
month
m. A cordial invitation to these services
Standard Oil company won’t bo on
Eugene
ly magazine devoted to subjects of inter earth.”
i t extended to All-
A. W igut .
Preacher in charge.
“But I’m here about those bills.”
est to the ladies. The regular subserip
“My dear Thompson, walk with me.
lion price is one dollar but we have made
When I was hard up, you were one of
attorneys
arrangement by which we offer it lor a the few who did not lose confidence In
«liort time for fiftv cents a year. Gall and my Integrity. The man or woman who
trusts Major Crofoot never regrets It.
«ee a sauinle copy .
a . C . W O O D C O C K ,
I might not have picked up this elev
enth scheme but for you. I wanted to
W ASTED.—Capnblc, reliable person In every let you In. I wanted to reward you
Money Saved
countv to represent larpe com pany of «olid for your faith In tne. Thompson, my
S e w in g M achine« w e m anufacture and th eir Bnanclal, reputation; t:w, salary per year, paya
By
hoy, sell out your law business—give
prices before you purchase an y oth er.
O
r
e
g
o
n
ble w eekly; »3 per day absolutely «ure and nil It away—get rkl of It before night.”
B u | .IX»,
Patronizing
it.
THE NEW HOME SEWINB MACHINE CO., expenses; t «Icht, bona fide, definite salary, no “I want to know about thoae hills,”
B uild ing.
-Rooms 7 a n d 8 M cL
-• srsn’s
“*-- .-,Q
com m ission; salary paid each Saturday and e x -
o n A ir o e , MAHH.
butines v
n Union Rq„M» M. T. C hkn»o, III M. tz>-,l., Mo. pense money advanced each ne*lt. STANDARD said the lawyer as be came to a halt.
“The last and best scheme of all,”
Prop
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Texas.
Ban
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Cal,
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Ga.
HOUSE, .’34 DsxKHoa v B t ., C n ic s o o .
41-14
Qeo. Hale
continued the major as he got hold of
FOR BALE BY
his arm again, “1.4 tho Musical Wash-
E . E. B E N E D IC T .
CENTRALLY LOCATED. '
Good deniers wanted in every town.
hoard company, organized on a capital
Write for price» and term» to San Fran
free sample rooms .
of $20,000,0<M). The Idea it strictly orig
A T T O R N E Y - A .T - l u A W
ciaco, Cal.__________
*______
A garr Ite o m Oeas.
inal with me. Washboard runs a music
A gem from tbe records of a Missouri
W ASTED—ACTIVE MAN OF (JOODUHARAC
box while you rub. Music box can be court, given In an address by H ob .
ter In d eliver mi d co lle ct In Oregon, for old ,
: Oregon.
F ioraio® .
f ir s t - class .
«.UhllsIiMl manutacturln» w holesale house,
placed In the laundry, parlor, kitchen William H. Wallace. Is the following
»«on a year, sure nay. H onesty more than ex perl i
or even tho next house. May arrange lucid verdict In a lunacy case: "Wa.
ence required. o u r reference, any bniut in any •
so Y E A R S *
c ity . KiM ioae aelf a d 'liw ^ d «Uunpad •nvelOM .
later on to have ’em connected with the Jury, Impaneled, sworn and charg
e x p e r ie n c e
M mm torturer», Third Floor, 331 llegrtooru St., i
drug stores, kindergartens and public ed to Inquire Into »be Inaangulnlty of
Chieafto.
schools. Twenty-four tunes In the box, Heacktah Jones, do occur In the affirm
evenly divided between sad and lively. I ative.”
HOLLENBECK BROS. * BRISTOW, Pane«.
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It,artificially digests the food and aid» As Hie washerwoman rubs away at ,
H A T E R (1 .0 0 to «2.00 P E R D A Y
Nature la »tren«thening aud recon- oue of your colored slili Is the music |
Diogenes, being asked, “What la that
•tructing the exhausted digestive or box strikes up *Comin Thro’ the Itye?
EUGENE.
M
OREGON.
gans. I t lathe latestdiecovereddlge»t- She changes off to a sheet or pillow- | beast which Is the moat dangerousr
DtSIGRw
ant and tonic. No other preparation slip, nnd you have ‘Home. Fw—t ; replied. “Of wild beasts the bite of a
COFYRIOHT» AC.
can approach it In efficiency. I t In- Home,’ with variations. Thompson, slanderer and of tame beasts that of
ind. OV* F IS DOS WXXX FATIFT
oirlnrtp H-M MUMbl. «k.««t> W
will,
•tantly relleve»and permanently cure» shako hands!’*
the flatterer.”
d^ rlp ti-.n ^rfrReroporteeb.retoataM Kty «i-PAOB
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn,
■ AMD BOOK r iX S
Coatoins r e f e r e a c M m i l
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE.
“1 won't do It. I came here to notify
laformaUoe O T T l FOB CO FT OF Off» OFXCIAL
Flatulence,
Hour
Htojnach,
Nausea,
If the average man could read the
OFF»» I!to tbe»<wtlH>«rel p
Sick Headache, Gastralgla Cramps and you lhat these hills must be paid at story
a pateat attoru.y, aa4 IVEBY IMTBMTOB BliO fflP
of hla life he wouldn’t believe
A bouse and lot in Glenada. The
KKAM IT befcre apylytag tor pateat. A te r e ss :
all other results of imperfect digestion. once or you will be baled into court.”
"It’» a bummer, my boy—It’» a suc k .—Chicago New s
PiteaSOC. a n d tl- L » rx a»l« co n taln s 2% time«
bouse is 1« by 24 feet «od one story an 1
s n a il ataa. Book a ll nboutdyspepaia mailedfr«-« cess from the start Goat» nothing ra-
a ftalf in height. Abo a good woodshed
.... the
.»« music,
.uu... «
m
- w know. . Whlla
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A man who finds no satisfaction In
PrsMrH to G BeWiTT A CO. cattoa» tra for
PATENT LAWVKAS,
you
au*.. W A S H IN G T O N , O. C,
MBYKU a KYLE.
on premieet. For farther p artbu bn
you are hiring a woman In the laundry Um salf seek» for K In vain e!
T H R O U G H T IC K E T S
j
I
ilo blithe thy smile, «o «ott thy tons,
Tliy toy. «o good • IU. <n lead in,
I’d f»in t h . hodee were overthrown
And our tw o gardena made one Edeal
out before l.Inv. H e had becu counting ! $20,000 a year.”
/yyers
c
r*lr arithbor at th« thxtclwd cot,
a 1th eiolro 4« Dijon rlu«tercd gabl^
8o Mu- s n o t , on Iron plot >o plot
Thou tJtpp*«t, Uk« a nymph ot tebls.
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THE PUBLIC BY STORM.
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TRAVELERS’ GUIDE
TRAVELERS' GUIDE.
GENERAL DIRECTORY
Board of Trustees
.p >riy ’4
A »u eeeaa.
“Was the weddlnr n success?”
“I guess so. The bride’s mother wa*
In tears, tbe groom’s mother went her
one better aud had hysterics, you
couldn’t bear a word of the ceremony,
and tbe church was aJ crowded lhat
three women faluted. Yea, It was a
success all right.”—Life.'
Milk la suggested
gulshlug agent for
It forms au emulsion with the oil.
by disturbing Ita
the combustible el<
not
tbe