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4
O P P O R T U N IT Y •]
NO. 8 .
O R E G O N , F R ID A Y , J u n e 2 2 , 1900.
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T A G E
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H O W TO H U N A H O T E L
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So m any
p e rso n s
nave h a i r
th a t is
s tu b b o rn
and d u l l .
It w o n ’
ro w
V h a
E IN E .
arrett, Prop’r,
th e U inpqurf^‘cRmboat L anding on
,, .
.
\o re n c e S aturdays.
R etu rn in g , \
Leaves F lorence
Sundays.
NBVER TAKE AN IDEA FROM ONE OF
YOUR GUESTS.
l-fce Sn«l F r » o o * O ld S lu n I ! o S w . e » r ,
W h o I ' o r K o t T h a t I t 1« o n U t t e r I m -
p o s H th lllty to F l o » « . E v e r y b o d y I n
th e W o rld .
Him wert
Ja m e s W hitcom b lilley an d Nye w ere
a p ecu liar pair. T hey w ere e v e rla st
ingly playing p ractical Jokes.
Seems easy to a m an, but there to •
I rem em ber w hen we w ere rid in g to great deal of lifting and reaching to d o ,
g eth er In th e sm oking co m p artm en t a great m any trips up anil down stair» to
betw een C olum bus an d C incinnati. Mr. I m a te in th e course of day a house work.
Nye w as a g reat sm oker, and Mr. Itiley I t ’s hard w here a w oman is well. F o r
did not dislike tobacco. Au old farm - ! a woman suffering w ith some form 01
“ female tro u b le” it i
e r cam e over to Mr. Nyo an d said:
“ A re you Mr. Itiley? I h e ard you i s d a l l y to rm e n t. I
There are thousands
w as on the tra in .”
"No, I am not Mr. R iley. H e is over o f s u c h w o m e n
struggling along, day
there.”
by day, in increasing
“ I knew his fa th er, a n d I w ould like misery. T here are
to speak w ith him .”
other thousands who
“Oh. speak w ith him , yes. B ut he Is have found a com-
cure of their
deaf, and you w a n t to speak loud.”
S lete
iseasc in the use of
So th e farm er w en t over to him an d
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite
laid In a loud voice:
P r e s c r i p t i o n , . n I t
“Is th is Mr. R iley?”
. , „ .
s to p s d e b i l i t a t i n g
“E r—w h a t? ”
drains, cures irregu
“ Is th is Mr. R iley?”
larity, heals inflam
“W h a t did you say ?”
m ation and ulcera
tion, nourishes the
“ Is th is Mr. R iley?”
nerve3, a n d g iv e s
“ R iley, yes.”
vitality and vigor.
“ I knew your fa th e r.”
It m ak es w eak
“ No bother.”
women strong and
“ I knew y o u r fa th e r.”
sick women well. It
“W h at?”
contains no opium,
“ I knew your fa th e r.”
c o c a in e nor other
“Oh, so did I!”
narcotic.
A nd lu a few m om ents th e fa rm e r
" F o r a num ber of
h eard him talk in g In nn o rd in ary tone m o n th s I »uffcred w ith
fem ale tro u b le." w rites
of v o ic e —S atu rd ay E vening Tost.
M iss A gno» M cGowne,
“I Should th in k It w ould be a good
Ile a for hotel m anagers to invito sug
THE STEAM ER
gestions from th e ir g uests.” said a
•oung m an ch a ttin g n t the co n u ter of
E x tra T rips W h e t \
one of the big hostelrles 111 th e business
Charges R easonable, y '*'
th e r e a s o n ?
H a ir
section; -‘to p u t up boxes, y’ know , tho
»amo as It Is done In clubs.”
n e e d s help ju s t as
“G reat S cott!” exclaim ed th e clerk.
a
n
y
th
in
g
e
ls
e
d
o
e
s
at
W ill carry freight and passengers
“T h a t w as tlio very schem e th a t ruined
tim e s. T h e ro o ts re
old m an M eSweeny a t th e P rospect
from Florence to San Francisco
L ake H or.se D id y’ ever h ear of the
q u ire feeding. W h e n
STA G E
rase? No? Well. It, w as like tills:
W ill also bring up freight
E . O. P o tter.
h
a
ir
s
to
p
s
grow
ing
it
E. B a t i g ö ,
P r o p r ie tà
The P rospect L ake w as one of th e fin
( ..............W. T. Bailey
est sum m er hotels In the northw est,
loners 1 ..........H . D. E dw ards
l oiiigo
Stage leaves Eugene on MonS , l o s e s
F or further inform ation inquire ¿ ay8) W ednesdays, and F riday s at
' and old M eSw eeny got ft on his hands
its
lu
s
.E . U . Lee
through a loan.
H e knew nothing
,0 a .m . arriving a t Florence the I ter. I t
- OF —
. . . . W . W . W ithers
about th e business, and n a tu ra lly he
i day following a t 10 a. m.
t r e a s u r e r .......................... A. S. P atterso n
Introduced a lot of Im practical Ideas
A. W . B EA D LE & co.
R eturning stage leaves Florence j
A ssessor.................................. D. P . B urton
th a t caused continual kicking.
ftohoOl S u p e rin te n d e n t . ..W . M. M iller 22 M arket St,.
Mondays, W ednesdays, and F r i - '
“One d ay th e suggestion box schem e
S u r v e y o r .........................
C. M. Collier
V
I ®
happened to pop Into his head, and he
San Francisco, California : days nt 2 p. in. arriving at Eugene I
C oron er,................ ...........W . P . C heshire
Im m ediately p u t one of ’em on every
the following day a t 0 p. m.
ju
tic e of
Ju s stice
of P
1 e a c e ..................C. l b H olden
floor, cousph-uously labelod, requesting
E . A. E vans
Constable
advice from th e g u ests fc - fu tu re guid
a
lm
o
st
in
s
ta
n
tly
&
o f m s j B a c k St . W ash-
! Single fare — -
. -
85.00 |
ance of the m anagem ent.
In g to u , D. C. «1 tried
T r v o Im a llv » o f F n s l i l o n M e e t .
m s rem edies, b u t
„
,„
os
M
ch
h
a
i
r
.
I
t
“Say, 1 w ish you could have seen
Round trip
-
- §9.00
ed to do m e s u y p e rm a n e n t g o o d ..
C ITY OFFICERS.
A fam ily living lu a N orth Side flat , T no h n e e d seem
octors said it w as th e ^ ro” t
iS lS e
how thev jum ped a t th e chance! Ev w elcom ed a new housem aid Inst w eek.
n e w life in
Tickets for sale at E. B angs’
n i l tro u b le th e y aver had.. I decided to - w r it e ,
-
X
N
fc«
!
b
s
-
T
h
e
ery
crank
In
th
e
house
tu
rn
e
d
loose
T
he
girl
had
ju
s
t
com
e
from
M
ichigan,
;
£J
t
tIyoru
°foi
-help
.
I
received
a
very
•
■ livery barn, Eugene, and at O. W. :
F. B. W ilson
ami w rote suggestions m orning, noon an d h er ap p earan ce w as prepossess- , repjy^and ^m m eneed^w a^ prrKriptioo.
Provident
¡H u rd ’s ofiiee in Florence.
aud
ba-d'hot-.naeil
,?!
and night. T hey had to m ake tw o col
Soon a fte r h er a d v en t It w as dls-
> J Y o ,:r
g ro w « , b ? -
« ¿ i
M . M orris
lections a day to keep the boxes clear, lug.
R
All
through
freight
on
the
stage
,
covered
th
a
t
she
w
as
Inclined
to
tre
a
t
<
c
o
m
e
s
t
h
l
A
a
r
J
j
j
h
B ern h ard t
! Win Ber,
im p ro v in g ev ery d a y .’
. f ,
and old MeSweeny w as tickled uearly
BMtdof Trustees
either way between Eugene and
th e fam ily w ith n p atronizing air.
ínstense»
1 L. C hris
D r Pierce’s Common Sense M edical'
U
is tio v e d .
to death.
[ i > . w . s S t tibbens
“M ary, you m u st do better, or I shall Adviser is sent fre e on receipt o f «tamp»'
Mapleton, will ho charged a t th e J N
•• ‘T his is th e prize safety valve for
&
hav e to Anil som e one lo tuke your to pay cost of m ailing o n ly . Send M
rate of two cents per pound du rin g I
A n d th e o , ~ j « a ]
kickers.’ h9 said. ‘I t relieves th eir place,” the m istress reinnrked th e o th o n e -c e n t stam ps for a book in p » l ^ i
N
............Jo h n I. Butterfield
the m onths of October, N ovem ber,|
c o lo r o f e a r l y j „
m inds w ithout unnoyttig anybody, and
covers, or 31 stamp» m cloth, to D r.
....................... F . B. Wilson
December, Jan u a ry , F ebru ary ,!
by the tim e they come here ngulu they e r m orning.
S
R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
re s to re d to fader. Or
“1
dou’t
allow
any
one
to
spes'.t
to
March and April, and one cent per
.................. G . C. Cum pton
! will have forgotten all about It.’
mo th a t w ay,” replied M ary, w ith a
g r a y h a i r . T hi& is
f "1 d o n 't know how It m ight have
pound during the m onths of May,
P u llm a n
to ss of h er head. " I ’m Just as good as
F ir s t E le p h a n t I n A m e rte » .’ ^
d
a lw a y s the case.
panned out. b u t nbont then he had a
you are, nnil I w a n t you to know It.
S te e p in g C a r s June, Ju ly , August and September.
I
low
w
ith
his
bookkeeper
an
d
gave
him
S i . 00 a b o ttle . A l l s . .
I t is not g enerally know n th a t a fbrnufl
M
ary
flounced
c
u
t
of
th
e
room
and
fl-ts.
S E C R E T SO C IETIES
I notice to quit. To get even the scoun
“ I h ave used A yer’s H a ir'
retu rn ed In tw o m inutes w ith the citizen of Owensboro bro u g h t acrosa th l
a n d c m really irn o a ish e d
drel s a t down on the q u iet an d an sw er
Patterson,
w eekly paper from her tow n. Among ocoan tho first elep h a n t th a t w as ever in
food i ‘ h as dona in k eeping
D in in g C a rs
A m erica. T he n am e of th e gentlem an
Ï m ir fi Oil co m in g o n t. I t is tu « ? ^ ed every letter, th n n k 'n g each w riter th
e social Item s w ns the follow ing:
G a rd in e r, Oregon."*
b e st to n ic I Lave trie d , nn.i i K , personally for his ‘valuable sngges-
'.A A. M . F lorence Lodge No. 107. T o u r i s t
"M iss M ary H anson hns gone to Chi w as M ososS m ith, w ho a to n e tim e ow n
s h a ll co n tin u ò to locczrniuud i t to
nnil assu rin g him It would be
ientitì.”
egular com m unication on second
cago to spend th e w in ter. Miss H an ed a v ast body of lan d from th e mouth
fuW - a t
S le e p in g C a r s i
M a t t ie I I olt ,
less o fV £ ed out n ext season, regard- son Is an acknow ledged belle In th e of P a n th e r oreek u p tho riv er, ombrac
r t h S atu rd ay s in each m o n th .
s e p t. 2 1 ,1S33.
B u rlin g to n , K . a
‘ -line.
8T. PAUL
Special attention to Diseases
lu g n e a rly a ll th e present farm s in th e
en n t
E . W . C ode , W . M.
-qpinber a ten th of the leading circles of S aw d u st C reek.”
' " S m “ ith “ WMI
1
I
f
you
do
not
obtain
all
the
benc'lts
M
I
N
N
E
A
P
O
L
I
S
M ary w aited until her em ployer had neighborhood - of - - Sorgho. * Mr.
I ii . i . h , S ecretary .
the Eye.
Ideas ndvnnceK ^ continued the clerk,
you expected from the nveof the ILdr
Vl£or, w rite the Doctor r-bc .it it.
had tim e to read th e “personal,” and a t P a ris w ith h is b rother and
“b
u
t
they
w
ere
__
O
ne
oi-unk
D.;. J . C. AYF.K, Lowell, M us.
“ m ore m oney th a n ho know w h a t to do
w nuted the house rn^
n s tr ictly th en she said w ith w ith erin g scorn:
FA R G O
NOTARIES.
“ As I have alw a y s been accustom ed w ith ." H e told his b rother th a t ho in J
vegetarian basis, an cth e b w nuted a
i R . G eneral L yons F ost, No. 58
G R A ND FORKS
vaudeville show every n ig h t In t»«, par. to going w ith th e best in my tow n an d tended ta k in g som ething to America!
eta second and fourth S aturdays
lore,
a dozen e r w» Insisted th a t th eL ip | ns I don’t believe you ever have your th a t tho people h ad never seen. “ Yonj
CROOKSTON
i m outh a t 1 :30 p. m.
A. R. DUTTOLPH,
had
e tte r bny an elephant, ” said tha
be
entirely
oved nnd
u
c
v
i
n n c i j rem
i>T iit/»i-,i
n u n a dozen
uu '/ip n mor»
m o r o nam
n a m e u on
u the
v nv society
o o v iv » / page of th e Sun- —
... b
------
u b
8. B. C olvin , C om m ander.
W IN N IP E G
nrged th a t It be kep t open all night ' day pap ers I guess 1 ca n ’t afford lo Jocular brother, and th a t waa wna^
J . L. F urnish , A d ju tan t.
U
n itilo vr O
rinzv
lin n t th
l m o n u o g l h i l t ek...
1 KtfoPCii
*
Moses (Ilfl.
did.
H E L E N A anil
T R Y THE
Sunday.
ne o chap
the dining ■ stay _lx.1.
w ltli you.
Ho picked out th e biggest a n im a l h«|
room ought to bo on th e roof, several 1 T he N orth Side w om an declared th e
BUTTE
“ HEW HOME” SEWiNQ MfiCBiKE. others advoetiled p u ttin g It In the base- | dom estic Incident closed.—C hicago In could find and p aid an enorm ous priod
fo r It. Ho bro u g h t i t to N ew York ‘
nient, sn astronom ical gent desired a te r Ocean.
T H R O U G H T IC K E T S
whoro it w as a niuo d ay s’ w onder,
free
o
bservatory
equipped
I11
th
e
tow-
j
TO
U n tu n e XVny n t Id e n t if ic a t io n .
tho ow ner soon found th a t ho had 1
er. a sun eure Idiot proposed Inclosing I
C H IC A G O
FRANK C. W ILSO N .
T
h
e
S
a
u
n
te
re
r
happened
to
be
In
a
th in g w orse thnu th e proverW al w h it
the veranda w ith bine glass, a sporty :
W A S H IN G T O N
guest advised a tta c h in g a bow ling al- ; prom inent bank, w here be snw n*i Iden e la p h a n t on his hands. H e trie d to 1
tification effected In th e m ost unique It, but could find no buyer and at 1
P H IL A D E L P H IA
ley to each bedroom and every last one ,
j NEW
YORK
of the whole gang w as solem nly a s ' w ay yet h eard of. A young railroad undertook to give It aw ay, in w hioh 1
m an cam e h u rry in g In w ith a cheek to w ns eq u ally nnsooceasful. F in a lly
sured th a t he would find things exactly |
F L O R E N C E .-- -
OREGON
: cash. H e w as n o t know n In th e bank found a m an w ho agreed to pay 1
as he w anted ’em next year.
except by one m an, and he, of course, $100 fo r it, an d th is Individual,
“ Well, ns s-ion as the i ons? reopened
w ns out.
on exhibition. Ho w as so
tro
u
b
le
begca.
T
he
first
men
th
at
a
r
F.»r in fo rm a tio n , tim e c a r d s , m a p s a n d tic k e ts
“ Well, here's my railroad pnss,” said th a t be w e n t in to th e show
rived
naked
w
here
tin-
captive
balloon
•etc., c a ll on or writ©
he producing tho trn n sp o r atlon card | m ado fortunp o n t of M
w as ll:nt he had suggested for the
m ade out In his nam e “ W ill th is do? , ,
M cK ornan
M c M URPHEY,
law n. T he next one raised a howl for
S a v in g s B a n k
T he cash ier took t «><1 com pared | / , Un , a a
d(|on of Mr. Sm i th ;
the H u n g arian band ho sw ore he bad
G-eucral A gent. R oom s 2 a n d 4, S h e lto n B lock,
th e Indorsem ent on th e back w ith the lived co 11 g re a t ago a t h is hom e in thia
EU G EN E, OREGON.
been prom ised, nnd from then on the
w ritin g on tho pnss.
co u n ty .— O w ensboro (K y.) Inquirer.
,
place wus In one continual uproar.
Of E u g e n e , O regon
“T h a t w on’t do you nny good,” said
A. D C H A R L T O N ,
“
Almost
all
the
form
er
g
uests
turned
A ssista n t G e n eral Passenger A gent,
th
e
ow
ner.
“
All
our
p
asses
a
re
m
ade
8 e t« n s t C a m p M e e tin g .
up. b u t ua soon ns they found out th a t
255 M orrison St., C or., 3d.
o u t before we get them .”
Wo w ill call h im Cishop SimmoOK.
none of th e ir Ideas had lieen udopted
P o r tla n d , O r.
"
I
guess
It’s
nil
rig
h
t,”
said
th
e
cash
they w ent aw ay again an d abusi-d the
D u rin g th e afternoon tho yonugcr m in
ier h esitatin g ly . “ H av en ’t you some- I isters had listened to him w ith venera
house
all
over
th
e
country.
FLORENCE, OR.
WRITE FOR CIRßUURS?.hÄ Ä
tion an d respect, an d whon th e ir tu rn
“ Seeing his trad e disappearing, Mc- th in g else?”
S e w in g M ach in es w e m a n u fa c tu re an d th e ir
“ W ell.” wns th e a n sw er a f te r a mo- |
5
4
Swce:iy got draperA te an d ncluslly
cam e they fo u n d h im a dignified and
p ric e s b efo re you p u rc h a se a n y o th e r.
m eu t’s thought, “ I'v e got nn Item ized
tried to p u t a lot of th e Idiotic sugges
careful listener.
THE HEW HOME SEWiKC MAGHINE CD., tions into execlltlun. li e tu rn ed Ills d e n tist's bill In my pocket, nnd yon i T he afternoon w ns d elig h tfu l an d th e
A G eneral B a n k in g B usiness
can com pare It w ith tlie lllllngs In my !
OK AN GE, M ASS,
b est po-.-eh Into a shooting gnllery,
cam p m eeting service was a long one.
B Union Square, N. Y. Chicago, IIL
Bt. Louis, Mo.
Transacted on Favorable Terms Palkit, Texas. Ran Francisco, Cal. Atlanta, Ga, bought a big musk- box fo r every b a th te eth .” nnd he displayed th e le tte r In ' Tho g o o d bishop w as a keen Invar of tho
room nud c'lrtlm iei] In Ills fran tic e f a broad grin, w hich seeured for him weed, uud a fte r tho m eeting had closed,
FOR SALE BY
D rafts issu ed ou tho p rin c ip a l c itie s of th e
fo rts to follow ndvlee until the sheriff th e money.—P hiladelphia In q u irer.
ho strolled off fc r n sm eka A t a l i t t l o
U n ited S ta te s an d foreign c o u n trie s.
Good d eriers wauled in every tow n. finally cam e nlo-ag nnd closed him up.
distance ho found an ab ru p t lodge e n
M a d e U f a ( lo ll.
In te re s t allow ed o n D em and C ertificates of W rite for pi ices and term« to Sun F ran
“ 1 may h a te em broidered It a trifle,
On re tu rn in g from the barn eni-ly tire ly c u t of tho viow o f tlio oam p
Dei>os»it w hen le ft sta te d period.
h u t In the m ain this is a stric tly true one m orning th e old m an found his prouiids, nud going dow n around to tho
cisco, Cal.
story, nud tho m oral Is th a t It doesn't Wife In tears.
C o llections receive o u r p ro m p t a tte n tio n .
foot of th is ho lit h is c ig a ro u d prepared
pay to encourage critics In the hotel
C ity a n d C o u n ty W arra n ts bought.
“ W ha'cher eryln about, M ellssy?” te r u q u iet ha! I hour.
business. I t ’s very stran g e, but run
As it chanced, »win a fte r one o f th e
h e Inquired.
W . E. B R O W N ,
D . A . P A ’ NE,
J.
L O C K ,
ning a hotel Is th e one th in g In the
“ 'N otlier—one—uv o u r darter» —w as yonngi r u m n -to rs took n wnlk front the
P re s id e n t.
Vice P r e s id e n t.
w orld for w hich every clinm p living
grounds, uud finally cam e to the top o t
stole las’ night,” she sobbed.
F . W . OSBURN,
W . W . BROW N,
th in k s ha hns a special and peculiar
tlio sumo lodge, and, lookiug dow n, saw
"T
h
e
redheaded
un?"
he
ask
ed
la
C ashier.
A s s t C a rb lc r.
F lo r e n c e
n p titu d e.”—N ew O rleans Tim es-D em o
the bishop.
conically.
crat.
F o r th e space of a m om ent o r i vo he
“ Yos— pore M ag—she w as tho best
stood w tth u gleam in his eye. and then,
g
al”—
D l n o r d e r l y C it ls e n a .
stooping do a a, ho said iu a sort of t r i -
“ Bob S cuttles?”
“Uv course. H a sn ’t been no o th er u m p h a u t touo:
“ Ah, F a th e r Sim m ons, I ’vo ennght
feller w sltln on her. A in’t you goln to
yon b n rn in g iucei:.-:o to th e d e v il.”
p u rsu e a fte r ’em a n a rre s t ’Im?”
T ha bishop took out Lis c ig ar and
“ Uv course n o t," be replied stern ly .
tn rp ed about till bo ha l sw uug tho
“
I'm
not
u
n
d
er
obligations
to
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bowel« e tc ry day. yon ic alck, ot will be
S cu ttles out uv no difficulty. L et him speukcr fn lly into viow, and tliaii added
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bowoln open, uud be well. Forca, In ? he siiapo at
go ah ead and w ork out his sentence, slow ly in .1 d e e p v i.».•*>:
violent phy yule or
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poh-on ia ¿¡mrcroriH. ““
Tho
“ B ut 1 d id n 't know ho w as uo near. “
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THAN VSU.*ILY.
sam e’s I’ve been a-doln fu r th e las’ 40
bowels clenr and uloan h,
take
—C u rre n t L iteratu re.
year.’’—New York T ru th .
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.C . E . W olverton
Second D istrict. . J . W. H am ilto n
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NOTICE
A ’' K n o c U - t a m . ”
W hen J . A. M acNelil W h istler lived
In C helsea, his p ecu liarities soon m ade
him n fa m ilia r tigure even nm ong the
bnrgem en, w ho got to know him us the
a r tis t of th e ir beloved T ham es. One
afternoon, w hile sa u n te rin g along tho
em bankm ent, W h istler w ns confronted
by a m an w ho bad one eye m ost ef
fectively blackened. T he n rtls t stop
ped and Inquired, “ W h at's the m atter,
my good fellow ?” T ho m an touched
Ills hat. “Oh, nothing, sir—m erely a
knock-turn In blue nud green!” —Sun
F rancisco W ave.
PU B LIC A TIO N .
A n B ia t n p la o f O 'C o n n «*?!’■ W i t .
D aniel U 'C oi.ncIi. though b rillia n t
nnd w itty , w as d a n m .ly vulgar wheu
ho set o n t to a ttack an opponent. At a
Laud OAÌce at ft: ohnrc, O regon,
D ublin election ho started to uaanil Re
lin y 12, I960.
T
rav
eler—W
hy
a
re
those
people
bo-
corder Shaw , w ho wus a very diguifiixl
N otice in hen-by given th a t th e followin'*- ,
ami iiandsonio m an, by dec! ■ ring him
I u tm e -i s e ttle r baa .‘B ed n o tic e of h la in te n tio n i lug cen t to Siberia?
R ussian Official— T hey refiislvltz to
[ to m ake final proof in .«npfMirt of h la cl« I in, a i r ’. '
a fellow whose vi ago would trig h te a n
th a t aaVI proof w ill b . miuL' before C. H . Hoi- i do th eir sla rv ln g lv ltz in quletivltz.
horse from his cals. Tho lord mayor,
d e n , U. 8. CommlMitioiicr ut Lake P r te ln c t, :
w ho presided, rem arked on th -xeam eni
O n gon, 011 J u n e 23, V?C0, viz: W illiam F. K a rri < '
P n a tllv e R v Id e llM ,
ties mid «aid it m ig h t he tuuj.iccd xucii
on M s H. E. No. HG7 for th e E S fcE Sec H A. ,
-nnw do you know he Isn't m ar-
a critic, liko H a m le t’s tardier, wus en
w fitv % s« <• y, t 19 s , i: ii w .
ried?”
dow ed w ith H yperion curls snd the
lie iifiniflN th e follow ing w ltneaaf’s to prove i
“ I d id n 't say lie w asn ’t m arried. I
fro n t c f Jnvo in n iiu lf, instead vf a
! h is conliniioUH rt-xMence upon an d c u ltiv a tio n
said lie had no children.”
w rinkled blow and u si ra trh w ig.- A*
j of *ni<l Iftn<1. vis:
“ How do you know th a t? ”
for him self, lie w ould not ho u n w illin g
itol-t. B. MlUa, of A chm e, O regon, G. R. M ills,
“ I have mi-t him w ith m ore o r 1 m s
to com pel j w ith th e dew ageguo te le .»
1 of A ebtne, O regon, A ndrew H a rtle y , of L a k j
A l. o n i r W a r A f t e r t h n n x l i t .
I P rw lin t, O regon, J o h n fechults, of I.ako l*re- frequency fo r five years, an d he never
“T h at wus a plensing a fte rth o u g h t n ju r y i f ludies if they ecnld only sc»
has tol-1 rue of cny o f th eir bright sa y o f yours,” rem ark ed the old preacher him u : uutliro uiutio him w itk e it tiM
| d u c t , Or
J. T. B aioorr»,
ings.”— Chics ye Post.
w ho had listened to n serm on by one lid of tlio l.urher. O C ecaell strode to
R egister
of his youngest brethren, "w hen y c u 1 the fro n t of the p latft n n , snatched off
S o r p .- l- ln jr H im .
drew upon the A nalog!* of tuifnro to bis w ig and pointing t o his naked head
“ I d o n 't »•••• bow you enn nfferd to
covered w ith a stnbhlo of pray htiir,
prove the Im m ortality of the soul."
.-ve
flatter. Mr. Dlnglclw-rry.”
"A n a fte rth o u g h t? ” said tlio younger cried, “ latdiea, 1 dem and y o u r iiistanl
“ W hat do you m ean. Miss Knooks'i”
ju d g m e n t!" O f coarse lioh.at tho laugh
clergym an lu som e perplexity.
“ A ren't you nw nre Hint tin- Internal
encounter.-
"Yes. You thought of It iil.ont 2,44X1
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revenue ofiiee li.-ts declared t h in m i f y is y e a rs a fte r S ocrates.”—Chicago T rlb-i F rancisco Wave.
ta x a b le ^ ’—C leveland Plain Dealer.
one.
IfsrirsoMaisrá »nJ sil ]
II.O
n .c n
M » r v l. d S e v e ra l Y « « rs .
“Call me by all m eans nt 7 o'clock In
th e m orning." said Mr. Flnm her.
"A ll flight,” responded his wife. "W ill
von he up In tim e for d in n e r? "—Phlla-
In B avaria each fam ily on F a s te r;
Bunday brings to the ch u rch w ard fir«
a w uiunf branch, w hich, a fte r being
p a rtia lly burned, "Is carried
tw Inld on th e h earth du