r V ' É ' Y í Í « h I a d v e r t is e r s f R » J, ¡ EIU3LAWS ONLY PAPSS. 4 O P P O R T U N IT Y •] NO. 8 . O R E G O N , F R ID A Y , J u n e 2 2 , 1900. ¡ í Á r d T A G E i n b § R r H O W TO H U N A H O T E L ~ So m any p e rso n s nave h a i r th a t is s tu b b o rn and d u l l . It w o n ’ ro w V h a E IN E . arrett, Prop’r, th e U inpqurf^‘cRmboat L anding on ,, . . \o re n c e S aturdays. R etu rn in g , \ Leaves F lorence Sundays. NBVER TAKE AN IDEA FROM ONE OF YOUR GUESTS. l-fce Sn«l F r » o o * O ld S lu n I ! o S w . e » r , W h o I ' o r K o t T h a t I t 1« o n U t t e r I m - p o s H th lllty to F l o » « . E v e r y b o d y I n th e W o rld . Him wert Ja m e s W hitcom b lilley an d Nye w ere a p ecu liar pair. T hey w ere e v e rla st­ ingly playing p ractical Jokes. Seems easy to a m an, but there to • I rem em ber w hen we w ere rid in g to­ great deal of lifting and reaching to d o , g eth er In th e sm oking co m p artm en t a great m any trips up anil down stair» to betw een C olum bus an d C incinnati. Mr. I m a te in th e course of day a house work. Nye w as a g reat sm oker, and Mr. Itiley I t ’s hard w here a w oman is well. F o r did not dislike tobacco. Au old farm - ! a woman suffering w ith some form 01 “ female tro u b le” it i e r cam e over to Mr. Nyo an d said: “ A re you Mr. Itiley? I h e ard you i s d a l l y to rm e n t. I There are thousands w as on the tra in .” "No, I am not Mr. R iley. H e is over o f s u c h w o m e n struggling along, day there.” by day, in increasing “ I knew his fa th er, a n d I w ould like misery. T here are to speak w ith him .” other thousands who “Oh. speak w ith him , yes. B ut he Is have found a com- cure of their deaf, and you w a n t to speak loud.” S lete iseasc in the use of So th e farm er w en t over to him an d Dr. Pierce’s Favorite laid In a loud voice: P r e s c r i p t i o n , . n I t “Is th is Mr. R iley?” . , „ . s to p s d e b i l i t a t i n g “E r—w h a t? ” drains, cures irregu­ “ Is th is Mr. R iley?” larity, heals inflam ­ “W h a t did you say ?” m ation and ulcera­ tion, nourishes the “ Is th is Mr. R iley?” nerve3, a n d g iv e s “ R iley, yes.” vitality and vigor. “ I knew your fa th e r.” It m ak es w eak “ No bother.” women strong and “ I knew y o u r fa th e r.” sick women well. It “W h at?” contains no opium, “ I knew your fa th e r.” c o c a in e nor other “Oh, so did I!” narcotic. A nd lu a few m om ents th e fa rm e r " F o r a num ber of h eard him talk in g In nn o rd in ary tone m o n th s I »uffcred w ith fem ale tro u b le." w rites of v o ic e —S atu rd ay E vening Tost. M iss A gno» M cGowne, “I Should th in k It w ould be a good Ile a for hotel m anagers to invito sug­ THE STEAM ER gestions from th e ir g uests.” said a •oung m an ch a ttin g n t the co n u ter of E x tra T rips W h e t \ one of the big hostelrles 111 th e business Charges R easonable, y '*' th e r e a s o n ? H a ir section; -‘to p u t up boxes, y’ know , tho »amo as It Is done In clubs.” n e e d s help ju s t as “G reat S cott!” exclaim ed th e clerk. a n y th in g e ls e d o e s at W ill carry freight and passengers “T h a t w as tlio very schem e th a t ruined tim e s. T h e ro o ts re ­ old m an M eSweeny a t th e P rospect from Florence to San Francisco L ake H or.se D id y’ ever h ear of the q u ire feeding. W h e n STA G E rase? No? Well. It, w as like tills: W ill also bring up freight E . O. P o tter. h a ir s to p s grow ing it E. B a t i g ö , P r o p r ie tà The P rospect L ake w as one of th e fin­ ( ..............W. T. Bailey est sum m er hotels In the northw est, loners 1 ..........H . D. E dw ards l oiiigo Stage leaves Eugene on MonS , l o s e s F or further inform ation inquire ¿ ay8) W ednesdays, and F riday s at ' and old M eSw eeny got ft on his hands its lu s ­ .E . U . Lee through a loan. H e knew nothing ,0 a .m . arriving a t Florence the I ter. I t - OF — . . . . W . W . W ithers about th e business, and n a tu ra lly he i day following a t 10 a. m. t r e a s u r e r .......................... A. S. P atterso n Introduced a lot of Im practical Ideas A. W . B EA D LE & co. R eturning stage leaves Florence j A ssessor.................................. D. P . B urton th a t caused continual kicking. ftohoOl S u p e rin te n d e n t . ..W . M. M iller 22 M arket St,. Mondays, W ednesdays, and F r i - ' “One d ay th e suggestion box schem e S u r v e y o r ......................... C. M. Collier V I ® happened to pop Into his head, and he San Francisco, California : days nt 2 p. in. arriving at Eugene I C oron er,................ ...........W . P . C heshire Im m ediately p u t one of ’em on every the following day a t 0 p. m. ju tic e of Ju s stice of P 1 e a c e ..................C. l b H olden floor, cousph-uously labelod, requesting E . A. E vans Constable advice from th e g u ests fc - fu tu re guid­ a lm o st in s ta n tly & o f m s j B a c k St . W ash- ! Single fare — - . - 85.00 | ance of the m anagem ent. In g to u , D. C. «1 tried T r v o Im a llv » o f F n s l i l o n M e e t . m s rem edies, b u t „ ,„ os M ch h a i r . I t “Say, 1 w ish you could have seen Round trip - - §9.00 ed to do m e s u y p e rm a n e n t g o o d .. C ITY OFFICERS. A fam ily living lu a N orth Side flat , T no h n e e d seem octors said it w as th e ^ ro” t iS lS e how thev jum ped a t th e chance! Ev­ w elcom ed a new housem aid Inst w eek. n e w life in Tickets for sale at E. B angs’ n i l tro u b le th e y aver had.. I decided to - w r it e , - X N fc« ! b s - T h e ery crank In th e house tu rn e d loose T he girl had ju s t com e from M ichigan, ; £J t tIyoru °foi -help . I received a very • ■ livery barn, Eugene, and at O. W. : F. B. W ilson ami w rote suggestions m orning, noon an d h er ap p earan ce w as prepossess- , repjy^and ^m m eneed^w a^ prrKriptioo. Provident ¡H u rd ’s ofiiee in Florence. aud ba-d'hot-.naeil ,?! and night. T hey had to m ake tw o col­ Soon a fte r h er a d v en t It w as dls- > J Y o ,:r g ro w « , b ? - « ¿ i M . M orris lections a day to keep the boxes clear, lug. R All through freight on the stage , covered th a t she w as Inclined to tre a t < c o m e s t h l A a r J j j h B ern h ard t ! Win Ber, im p ro v in g ev ery d a y .’ . f , and old MeSweeny w as tickled uearly BMtdof Trustees either way between Eugene and th e fam ily w ith n p atronizing air. ínstense» 1 L. C hris D r Pierce’s Common Sense M edical' U is tio v e d . to death. [ i > . w . s S t tibbens “M ary, you m u st do better, or I shall Adviser is sent fre e on receipt o f «tamp»' Mapleton, will ho charged a t th e J N •• ‘T his is th e prize safety valve for & hav e to Anil som e one lo tuke your to pay cost of m ailing o n ly . Send M rate of two cents per pound du rin g I A n d th e o , ~ j « a ] kickers.’ h9 said. ‘I t relieves th eir place,” the m istress reinnrked th e o th ­ o n e -c e n t stam ps for a book in p » l ^ i N ............Jo h n I. Butterfield the m onths of October, N ovem ber,| c o lo r o f e a r l y j „ m inds w ithout unnoyttig anybody, and covers, or 31 stamp» m cloth, to D r. ....................... F . B. Wilson December, Jan u a ry , F ebru ary ,! by the tim e they come here ngulu they e r m orning. S R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. re s to re d to fader. Or “1 dou’t allow any one to spes'.t to March and April, and one cent per .................. G . C. Cum pton ! will have forgotten all about It.’ mo th a t w ay,” replied M ary, w ith a g r a y h a i r . T hi& is f "1 d o n 't know how It m ight have pound during the m onths of May, P u llm a n to ss of h er head. " I ’m Just as good as F ir s t E le p h a n t I n A m e rte » .’ ^ d a lw a y s the case. panned out. b u t nbont then he had a you are, nnil I w a n t you to know It. S te e p in g C a r s June, Ju ly , August and September. I low w ith his bookkeeper an d gave him S i . 00 a b o ttle . A l l s . . I t is not g enerally know n th a t a fbrnufl M ary flounced c u t of th e room and fl-ts. S E C R E T SO C IETIES I notice to quit. To get even the scoun­ “ I h ave used A yer’s H a ir' retu rn ed In tw o m inutes w ith the citizen of Owensboro bro u g h t acrosa th l a n d c m really irn o a ish e d drel s a t down on the q u iet an d an sw er­ Patterson, w eekly paper from her tow n. Among ocoan tho first elep h a n t th a t w as ever in food i ‘ h as dona in k eeping D in in g C a rs A m erica. T he n am e of th e gentlem an Ï m ir fi Oil co m in g o n t. I t is tu « ? ^ ed every letter, th n n k 'n g each w riter th e social Item s w ns the follow ing: G a rd in e r, Oregon."* b e st to n ic I Lave trie d , nn.i i K , personally for his ‘valuable sngges- '.A A. M . F lorence Lodge No. 107. T o u r i s t "M iss M ary H anson hns gone to Chi­ w as M ososS m ith, w ho a to n e tim e ow n­ s h a ll co n tin u ò to locczrniuud i t to nnil assu rin g him It would be ientitì.” egular com m unication on second cago to spend th e w in ter. Miss H an­ ed a v ast body of lan d from th e mouth fuW - a t S le e p in g C a r s i M a t t ie I I olt , less o fV £ ed out n ext season, regard- son Is an acknow ledged belle In th e of P a n th e r oreek u p tho riv er, ombrac r t h S atu rd ay s in each m o n th . s e p t. 2 1 ,1S33. B u rlin g to n , K . a ‘ -line. 8T. PAUL Special attention to Diseases lu g n e a rly a ll th e present farm s in th e en n t E . W . C ode , W . M. -qpinber a ten th of the leading circles of S aw d u st C reek.” ' " S m “ ith “ WMI 1 I f you do not obtain all the benc'lts M I N N E A P O L I S M ary w aited until her em ployer had neighborhood - of - - Sorgho. * Mr. I ii . i . h , S ecretary . the Eye. Ideas ndvnnceK ^ continued the clerk, you expected from the nveof the ILdr Vl£or, w rite the Doctor r-bc .it it. had tim e to read th e “personal,” and a t P a ris w ith h is b rother and “b u t they w ere __ O ne oi-unk D.;. J . C. AYF.K, Lowell, M us. “ m ore m oney th a n ho know w h a t to do w nuted the house rn^ n s tr ictly th en she said w ith w ith erin g scorn: FA R G O NOTARIES. “ As I have alw a y s been accustom ed w ith ." H e told his b rother th a t ho in J vegetarian basis, an cth e b w nuted a i R . G eneral L yons F ost, No. 58 G R A ND FORKS vaudeville show every n ig h t In t»«, par. to going w ith th e best in my tow n an d tended ta k in g som ething to America! eta second and fourth S aturdays lore, a dozen e r w» Insisted th a t th eL ip | ns I don’t believe you ever have your th a t tho people h ad never seen. “ Yonj CROOKSTON i m outh a t 1 :30 p. m. A. R. DUTTOLPH, had e tte r bny an elephant, ” said tha be entirely oved nnd u c v i n n c i j rem i>T iit/»i-,i n u n a dozen uu '/ip n mor» m o r o nam n a m e u on u the v nv society o o v iv » / page of th e Sun- — ... b ------ u b 8. B. C olvin , C om m ander. W IN N IP E G nrged th a t It be kep t open all night ' day pap ers I guess 1 ca n ’t afford lo Jocular brother, and th a t waa wna^ J . L. F urnish , A d ju tan t. U n itilo vr O rinzv lin n t th l m o n u o g l h i l t ek... 1 KtfoPCii * Moses (Ilfl. did. H E L E N A anil T R Y THE Sunday. ne o chap the dining ■ stay _lx.1. w ltli you. Ho picked out th e biggest a n im a l h«| room ought to bo on th e roof, several 1 T he N orth Side w om an declared th e BUTTE “ HEW HOME” SEWiNQ MfiCBiKE. others advoetiled p u ttin g It In the base- | dom estic Incident closed.—C hicago In ­ could find and p aid an enorm ous priod fo r It. Ho bro u g h t i t to N ew York ‘ nient, sn astronom ical gent desired a te r Ocean. T H R O U G H T IC K E T S whoro it w as a niuo d ay s’ w onder, free o bservatory equipped I11 th e tow- j TO U n tu n e XVny n t Id e n t if ic a t io n . tho ow ner soon found th a t ho had 1 er. a sun eure Idiot proposed Inclosing I C H IC A G O FRANK C. W ILSO N . T h e S a u n te re r happened to be In a th in g w orse thnu th e proverW al w h it the veranda w ith bine glass, a sporty : W A S H IN G T O N guest advised a tta c h in g a bow ling al- ; prom inent bank, w here be snw n*i Iden­ e la p h a n t on his hands. H e trie d to 1 tification effected In th e m ost unique It, but could find no buyer and at 1 P H IL A D E L P H IA ley to each bedroom and every last one , j NEW YORK of the whole gang w as solem nly a s­ ' w ay yet h eard of. A young railroad undertook to give It aw ay, in w hioh 1 m an cam e h u rry in g In w ith a cheek to w ns eq u ally nnsooceasful. F in a lly sured th a t he would find things exactly | F L O R E N C E .-- - OREGON : cash. H e w as n o t know n In th e bank found a m an w ho agreed to pay 1 as he w anted ’em next year. except by one m an, and he, of course, $100 fo r it, an d th is Individual, “ Well, ns s-ion as the i ons? reopened w ns out. on exhibition. Ho w as so tro u b le begca. T he first men th at a r­ F.»r in fo rm a tio n , tim e c a r d s , m a p s a n d tic k e ts “ Well, here's my railroad pnss,” said th a t be w e n t in to th e show rived naked w here tin- captive balloon •etc., c a ll on or writ© he producing tho trn n sp o r atlon card | m ado fortunp o n t of M w as ll:nt he had suggested for the m ade out In his nam e “ W ill th is do? , , M cK ornan M c M URPHEY, law n. T he next one raised a howl for S a v in g s B a n k T he cash ier took t «><1 com pared | / , Un , a a d(|on of Mr. Sm i th ; the H u n g arian band ho sw ore he bad G-eucral A gent. R oom s 2 a n d 4, S h e lto n B lock, th e Indorsem ent on th e back w ith the lived co 11 g re a t ago a t h is hom e in thia EU G EN E, OREGON. been prom ised, nnd from then on the w ritin g on tho pnss. co u n ty .— O w ensboro (K y.) Inquirer. , place wus In one continual uproar. Of E u g e n e , O regon “T h a t w on’t do you nny good,” said A. D C H A R L T O N , “ Almost all the form er g uests turned A ssista n t G e n eral Passenger A gent, th e ow ner. “ All our p asses a re m ade 8 e t« n s t C a m p M e e tin g . up. b u t ua soon ns they found out th a t 255 M orrison St., C or., 3d. o u t before we get them .” Wo w ill call h im Cishop SimmoOK. none of th e ir Ideas had lieen udopted P o r tla n d , O r. " I guess It’s nil rig h t,” said th e cash ­ they w ent aw ay again an d abusi-d the D u rin g th e afternoon tho yonugcr m in ­ ier h esitatin g ly . “ H av en ’t you some- I isters had listened to him w ith venera­ house all over th e country. FLORENCE, OR. WRITE FOR CIRßUURS?.hÄ Ä tion an d respect, an d whon th e ir tu rn “ Seeing his trad e disappearing, Mc- th in g else?” S e w in g M ach in es w e m a n u fa c tu re an d th e ir “ W ell.” wns th e a n sw er a f te r a mo- | 5 4 Swce:iy got draperA te an d ncluslly cam e they fo u n d h im a dignified and p ric e s b efo re you p u rc h a se a n y o th e r. m eu t’s thought, “ I'v e got nn Item ized tried to p u t a lot of th e Idiotic sugges­ careful listener. THE HEW HOME SEWiKC MAGHINE CD., tions into execlltlun. li e tu rn ed Ills d e n tist's bill In my pocket, nnd yon i T he afternoon w ns d elig h tfu l an d th e A G eneral B a n k in g B usiness can com pare It w ith tlie lllllngs In my ! OK AN GE, M ASS, b est po-.-eh Into a shooting gnllery, cam p m eeting service was a long one. B Union Square, N. Y. Chicago, IIL Bt. Louis, Mo. Transacted on Favorable Terms Palkit, Texas. Ran Francisco, Cal. Atlanta, Ga, bought a big musk- box fo r every b a th ­ te eth .” nnd he displayed th e le tte r In ' Tho g o o d bishop w as a keen Invar of tho room nud c'lrtlm iei] In Ills fran tic e f­ a broad grin, w hich seeured for him weed, uud a fte r tho m eeting had closed, FOR SALE BY D rafts issu ed ou tho p rin c ip a l c itie s of th e fo rts to follow ndvlee until the sheriff th e money.—P hiladelphia In q u irer. ho strolled off fc r n sm eka A t a l i t t l o U n ited S ta te s an d foreign c o u n trie s. Good d eriers wauled in every tow n. finally cam e nlo-ag nnd closed him up. distance ho found an ab ru p t lodge e n ­ M a d e U f a ( lo ll. In te re s t allow ed o n D em and C ertificates of W rite for pi ices and term« to Sun F ran “ 1 may h a te em broidered It a trifle, On re tu rn in g from the barn eni-ly tire ly c u t of tho viow o f tlio oam p Dei>os»it w hen le ft sta te d period. h u t In the m ain this is a stric tly true one m orning th e old m an found his prouiids, nud going dow n around to tho cisco, Cal. story, nud tho m oral Is th a t It doesn't Wife In tears. C o llections receive o u r p ro m p t a tte n tio n . foot of th is ho lit h is c ig a ro u d prepared pay to encourage critics In the hotel C ity a n d C o u n ty W arra n ts bought. “ W ha'cher eryln about, M ellssy?” te r u q u iet ha! I hour. business. I t ’s very stran g e, but run­ As it chanced, »win a fte r one o f th e h e Inquired. W . E. B R O W N , D . A . P A ’ NE, J. L O C K , ning a hotel Is th e one th in g In the “ 'N otlier—one—uv o u r darter» —w as yonngi r u m n -to rs took n wnlk front the P re s id e n t. Vice P r e s id e n t. w orld for w hich every clinm p living grounds, uud finally cam e to the top o t stole las’ night,” she sobbed. F . W . OSBURN, W . W . BROW N, th in k s ha hns a special and peculiar tlio sumo lodge, and, lookiug dow n, saw "T h e redheaded un?" he ask ed la­ C ashier. A s s t C a rb lc r. F lo r e n c e n p titu d e.”—N ew O rleans Tim es-D em o­ the bishop. conically. crat. F o r th e space of a m om ent o r i vo he “ Yos— pore M ag—she w as tho best stood w tth u gleam in his eye. and then, g al”— D l n o r d e r l y C it ls e n a . stooping do a a, ho said iu a sort of t r i - “ Bob S cuttles?” “Uv course. H a sn ’t been no o th er u m p h a u t touo: “ Ah, F a th e r Sim m ons, I ’vo ennght feller w sltln on her. A in’t you goln to yon b n rn in g iucei:.-:o to th e d e v il.” p u rsu e a fte r ’em a n a rre s t ’Im?” T ha bishop took out Lis c ig ar and “ Uv course n o t," be replied stern ly . tn rp ed about till bo ha l sw uug tho “ I'm not u n d er obligations to help Hob I t you h a v en 't a regular, healthy mo .. m ent of the ( CIIAEGSS MOSS 32AS0NABL3 bowel« e tc ry day. yon ic alck, ot will be S cu ttles out uv no difficulty. L et him speukcr fn lly into viow, and tliaii added I» y e ar bowoln open, uud be well. Forca, In ? he siiapo at go ah ead and w ork out his sentence, slow ly in .1 d e e p v i.».•*>: violent phy yule or ----- pill —*— poh-on ia ¿¡mrcroriH. ““ Tho “ B ut 1 d id n 't know ho w as uo near. “ nmootbest. eau’ ^aot»t perfect way ol keeping the THAN VSU.*ILY. sam e’s I’ve been a-doln fu r th e las’ 40 bowels clenr and uloan h, take —C u rre n t L iteratu re. year.’’—New York T ru th . >y G eneral D. K . N. B lack b u rn ............R . 8. Bean ..........F . A. Moore .C . E . W olverton Second D istrict. . J . W. H am ilto n iting A tto r n e y .. .Geo. M . Brown D U E L L A EUGENE-FLOIÌ line : ★ " J a m . » W h i t c o m b R i l e y ' » J o lt o . Pa c ific , Ry. !E S . T " Notary Pdblic, Surveyor NOTARY PUBLIC. EUGENE R. Ot tl.O V« ■ , and is MÌ à 3 within ti finely il ies of ft T he V i » sold at# WATCH-MAKER. All Work Warranted- NOTICE A ’' K n o c U - t a m . ” W hen J . A. M acNelil W h istler lived In C helsea, his p ecu liarities soon m ade him n fa m ilia r tigure even nm ong the bnrgem en, w ho got to know him us the a r tis t of th e ir beloved T ham es. One afternoon, w hile sa u n te rin g along tho em bankm ent, W h istler w ns confronted by a m an w ho bad one eye m ost ef­ fectively blackened. T he n rtls t stop­ ped and Inquired, “ W h at's the m atter, my good fellow ?” T ho m an touched Ills hat. “Oh, nothing, sir—m erely a knock-turn In blue nud green!” —Sun F rancisco W ave. PU B LIC A TIO N . A n B ia t n p la o f O 'C o n n «*?!’■ W i t . D aniel U 'C oi.ncIi. though b rillia n t nnd w itty , w as d a n m .ly vulgar wheu ho set o n t to a ttack an opponent. At a Laud OAÌce at ft: ohnrc, O regon, D ublin election ho started to uaanil Re­ lin y 12, I960. T rav eler—W hy a re those people bo- corder Shaw , w ho wus a very diguifiixl N otice in hen-by given th a t th e followin'*- , ami iiandsonio m an, by dec! ■ ring him I u tm e -i s e ttle r baa .‘B ed n o tic e of h la in te n tio n i lug cen t to Siberia? R ussian Official— T hey refiislvltz to [ to m ake final proof in .«npfMirt of h la cl« I in, a i r ’. ' a fellow whose vi ago would trig h te a n th a t aaVI proof w ill b . miuL' before C. H . Hoi- i do th eir sla rv ln g lv ltz in quletivltz. horse from his cals. Tho lord mayor, d e n , U. 8. CommlMitioiicr ut Lake P r te ln c t, : w ho presided, rem arked on th -xeam eni­ O n gon, 011 J u n e 23, V?C0, viz: W illiam F. K a rri < ' P n a tllv e R v Id e llM , ties mid «aid it m ig h t he tuuj.iccd xucii on M s H. E. No. HG7 for th e E S fcE Sec H A. , -nnw do you know he Isn't m ar- a critic, liko H a m le t’s tardier, wus en­ w fitv % s« <• y, t 19 s , i: ii w . ried?” dow ed w ith H yperion curls snd the lie iifiniflN th e follow ing w ltneaaf’s to prove i “ I d id n 't say lie w asn ’t m arried. I fro n t c f Jnvo in n iiu lf, instead vf a ! h is conliniioUH rt-xMence upon an d c u ltiv a tio n said lie had no children.” w rinkled blow and u si ra trh w ig.- A* j of *ni