ff b* va<
- iT o b c lw w lU i «u a c d l
ofcMrfuUy i •autessiui.ti U iun.
i»e<o li'iu-alna fv r u L hms C lfcr«»$ yeai« witfe
w hat I aai'^tf WU shu M ta c a « a o ju U f u a r«g ularly
uuu t»r ¿ w e /a a i k b r «i<*iau«
that It w<a «A*u«d by bad Uetfc. of w hich I had
• • ’■erat. 1 ha>l lh^ te a m «aU*»cfe4, b u t the at*
t^uka cotitlcued I had aoeu adveriU cuw uta of
Kt^an« Tam tlea lu a lt itee papa<« but had no fu ith
bi them, but about a t* w eek* ataca a frien d la
dacad i jb to try tlien i g * , « bth«M b u t tw o o f the
• n u l l | cant hose« o f toa Tabulae and have had
(toracunw aca <>f the atU cha. Have never «Ivan a
t« e tla >»tal fo r anytW ug before, b u t tha great
nm otia' o f good w hich 1 better« hue beau »tone ma
by fUpaua Tabula# toduuva tue to a h i «ulna to tha
•Hany tuaUuaaidais j u u ioubU w M h e re l a your
,'* c * • ""**•»- W m
t \ IUkv* ? ’* eB a «v***1 «u/Jorar fro m eo n «tlp aiio *
wl r
a ’ « yefti-A V o th ln « gave mo any r e W .
, *
7* auU Aei* an 4 •W o m e n w are bloated «o
I » m id not w ear «hoe* o n m y feet and only a loom
, * ? * • 1 **’w Hlpan« Tabula« advartiaed to our
o »lly papur. bouuhteom oand took them a« direct
ed. H ave t&kai. tuam about three weak« and there
1» ******* a e k a n g r! 1 am not constipated any mora
aud l ow e It a ll to fUpaa« Tabulae lace th irty -
• a r e a year« old, have no occupation, only my
hot ohold ¿atlas and aura lag m y sick kuahand.
* } • has bad th e dropay and I aiu try in g Kluana
Taoulaa fo r him . H o feele some better but tt w ill
take aome tim e, he haa keen sick eo long. You
may urn my let ter and name ae you lik u
S M A R T A T S P E R L I N G .!
» u n . shino
an ed . tor .
| T fc s U w l O M N e U t o d A d o p t e d l a
M o o th A o .o c le a c t U o a a t r g .
|* ü
•
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f * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * . * * * * * * * * * * * * *
*
LESSON IN ORTHOGRAPHY THAT
|
WAS DEARLY BOUGHT.
&
Curious methods of punishing indis *
creet editors are in vogue in soife coun
tries. In “South American Sketches"
I ’ o tv « C o a p lu o f k h r e t e d M keu-pera
Mr. Crawford describes the interesting
W on
T li o n a a n d a o f
D o lla r s
by
W o r k i n g t h e D i c t i o n a r y F o r G a m e experience of an editor who bad been
unfortunate enough to give offense to
L 'n til T h e y W e r e D r o a a b t t o G r ie f .
Mr». Many O
ojuus Cbakkk.
the ruling powers by the freedom of his *
|Wfc««M'.# auw.
A. T. ito W
hy .
“
How
do
yon
»pell
‘uhoirT’
"
uukod
a
criticism«.
I b a r * been «uttering fro m headache« a r« r
plan in the bookstore.
vlnoe t Wa» a lit tle g ir t J could never rid e In a
The editor waa arrested and confined
1 w aat to In fo rm yoa,
car
or
go
Into
a
crowded
‘■What do yon mean—j;ap<-r or mu- in u narrow passage between the cages
to word« of hb,h«4t
plaoe i vltbout gettlug a
p ra lw . o f the kx netit
aicT” imjnlred aeiuart young man v.'ho of two jaguars, notorious for their bad
headac
heedaoha und alok a t my
I bav« A e r lr e l frou>
a •tom acli. I heard about I pose*» ae an authority on ali topics.
tempers and their intense dislike for hu
Hlpana Tah a laa. l a m a
nipan»
Tabuloa
fro
m
aa
R I PANS
profcaal..«At a u .i# and
“ Muaia, singing, of course, ” replied man society.
aunt of min« who waa
In thU pi of et nou a H e ar
H O STILITIES AVERTED.
taking them for catarrh
the man in search of orthographical in-
The intervening space was so regulat A L I V E I N T H È G R A V E .
haa.1 U ai way« needed.
...
Of the «¿ontach. Who bad
s
formation.
Ulpun« Tabate« fees it.
ed that neither of the ferocious animals
found such relief from
A fte ro u c o f <»y taaan I
J
«
W ar T alk M ake» T ro u b le B e tw e e n T w «
la often a warning that tbo liver ts
“ C-h-o-i-r, ” reaponded the smart could get its paws quite to the middle
T he m odern stand-
thwlr um she advised me j
found m j te ir com pletely
J i "J
to take them too, and I
THE CHANCES FOR SUCH A FATE ARE
O ld Sea Ou«».
torpid or inactive. More serious
j young man decisively.
ru n down. AtHfckg aa >.fca
line
between
the
cages,
so
that
a
spare,
have
been
doing
to
«toco
troubles
may follow. For a prompt,
i a rd F a m ily M e d i
advice o f U r Q«*a. fiow*
“ One of tho liveliest brushes I have
EXTREMELY REMOTE.
lust October, and w ill
“ Q-n-i-r-e, ” chimed in a red lienrded active person, If very careful to follow
efficient
cure of Headache and nil
• r . Ph. O , MS W -w ark
aay they have complete
witnessed
since
the
opening
of
hostili
man who waa bn.,y looking at aome the classical advice about the advan
A re ., fer»ey C ity , 1 took
Uver troubles, take
cine : C u r e s the * ly cured m y headache«. books.
Kt fu n s Tab-ilea w ith
ties,
”
said
oue
of
the
representatives
ut
I am tw onty ulna years
tages of steering a middle course, might In T im a« o f P la g o a And Frati len ca th a
«raud reeni;«.
a old.
You are welcome
tho recent meeting of the credit men,
“ You are referring to paper," said manage to jiosh withont special injury,
Ui«« fiaauM W iaoiua.
common every-day w to uae this teetlm o n td .
G rantcet D a n g e r o f P r e m a tu ra F u r ia i
“ took place in a quiet New England
! the «mart young mun. looking sadly at though the achievement would be both
»
Mrs. J. BhoogxihA
While they roue? the liver, restore
E
x
ista
—T
h
a
D
e
a
th
T
eat
T
h
a
t
1«
A
p
p
lie
d
»
village of my state. Both participants
the interrupter. “ We were speaking exciting and dangerous.
ill o f hum anity.
Kotticr »«» trocM®4
full, regular action of the bowels,
O
I n V ienna.
with ha a r t b a r p and
had
passed
their
threescore
years
aud
j abont m usic.”
they
do not gripe or pain, do not
i Our editorial friend happened to be
aleepUavnai.t. caused by
lrritnte or inflame the internal organs,
ten, but were still vigorous in mind and
BJ
K y seven yearxffd boy
*
"I mean mueic, too," said the red stout, and therefore was the more easily
lad U -w tlo n . for a good
Most
of
us
havo
a
lingering
love
of
but have a positive tonic effect. 25c.
•offered w ith pain« lu
m any -e a ia . Cue day
X
bearded mau calm ly: “ q-u-i-r-e, to sing reached by the occupants of the cages.
life, and the thought that there is just body, aud especially vigorous In lan
hl» head, constipation
at all druggists or by mail of
aha sa’-r a teeUm oaial
guage, for both had been followers of
o
aud complained of tola
in concert.”
C. I, Hood & Co., Lowell, Maas.
to the paper lad»r«Jaj
Aa
if
to
add
insult
to
injury,
he
was
the
barest
possibility
of
being
buried
etomnoh. He could not
X t lp a a a TabuJoa. «toe
i the sea.
Tbo smart yonng man's expression given a chair on which to sit and at ulive sends a shudder through us.
• a t lik e children o f hla
datarm lued to give them
“ Oue of these old fellows espoused
age do and w h a t ha
changed from sadness to contempt. the same tim e was furnished w ith a
Medical men know that the human
a tria l, waa g r e a t l y
did out did not agree
re lie r«d b j tuwtr u»a
“ Yon had better consult your diction copy of his own paper, the issue which body in time of illness and at other the cause of Spain, declaring that she
w ith him. H e w a a th lu
a n d n o w t a k e « th a
ary,” ho said with a sneer.
and o f a saffron color.
I had brought him into trouble, gn order times, too, is liable to assume all the had been jumped on because she was
Tabula« regularly, flhakeepa a fe w carton« Hlpan«
Reading «oma of the testimonials to favor of
Tabule« to the housa and aay« aho w ill not be w ith
“ Never m ind,” retorted the red that he m ight meditate upon its con outward appearances of death without little and that this country was pluying
Itip a n t Tabuleu, 1 tried thee)- lllpans Tabuloa not
o u t thorn. Tha heartburn aud alaapiaasn cm have
only relieved b u t actu ally cured m y youngster,
bearded man. “ My way of spelling may tents.
the final separation having actually tho part of a great big bully. After they
fUeappcarad w ith the ludlgeattou which was
Che keaduche« bav.j ditappeared, bowel« are In
be a little old fashioned, but you will
fo rm e rly to .g rv n t a buruea fo r her. Q nr whole
He tried to sit motionless and bolt taken plaoe. There are the coma, cuta- had exchanged hot shots for a few min
good aoaJttion and lie uever oom plain« o f hla
fa m ily ta b ! tbo T
a boln« regularly, ««peclally after •tom acli. Ho is now a rod. uliubby faced boy. Thl» find it correct according to Webeter. upright, feeling those sleepy, cruel eyes leptic and other forms of tho uncon utes the champion of the government
a hearty m eat t ty toother la fifty year« o f age
w onderful chonge I attrib u te to Hlpan« Tabule«,
You w ill also find it correct according fixed upon him. A t the slightest move scious state, each one bringing in its got things to going his way by shouting
and la eajoylng^ho b e tto r health and spirit« ; alto
I uin siitlnfled (hat they w ill beneilt any one (from
•a ta hearty meals, a a Ucpoealblllty before aha
to the Century Dictionary, und if I am ment or the
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_
the cradle to old age) I f taken according to dlrao*
treud the very simulation of death itself. that the other fellow came honestly by
rustle of ___
tho _____
paper ___
uneasy
to o k lUpaoa Tabuiaa.
A n row H. Itoauki«. Uuua.
a. w . H bica
not mistaken it in likewise given in the matterings arose from the*ca*ges, and a
"Happily, a medical man nowadays, ” | his principles and was bred a traitor.
“ ‘ What do you mean, you old
Stundurd. Your way is all right too. “ paw would stretch stealthily toward said a physician to a reporter, “ expe
a
*<7l« nankat contalnlu»- rjra luroa« roeuix« packed to a pnp«r carton (wltlioat glam.) U now for aala
The smart young man gave a sniff of him. Leaning quickly to the other side, riences no difficulty in declaring his pa- j shrimp?’ said the advocate of Spain.
to ooaxa drug «fieiw ran itvk cxxt * Thl« lo».priced sort h Intended for the pour and th® eooaomloat Ona
" ‘Durin the war with Great Britain
a ®t tko Avr-ev«t cartotu a a tabalr-.) oaa to had by w all by sending forty-eight eenta tu the Her a
h « acorn. "Josh Billings und you should he wag sure to bo met by the ugly claws tiont to be dead, as a general rule, but
Cuonc al C
omtaxt , Ko. i# Cpruo« Htrect. New Yuck—o r a «tonlo carton ( tew tabvebs ) will be «eat for five cents. have collaborated on a phonetic spelling of the second jaguar. It was a case of it may perhaps happen once in his life tho British entered the harbor aud
M®A>* T x m ra i awy al«w t.e hod of «ome yroeera, general ctorekeepera, new« agcaU
at aoma liquor atofaa
Heyllu and Charybdis.
time that he limy have a doubt, in | burned the town of New London, didn’t
r «tope. Tk«y baoiek pain, toduoe «Jeep aad prolong life. One givue relief.
“ Look here, ” said tbe red lienrded
Every few m inutes the jaguars be- which case conviction either way fo l they?’
“ ‘ ’Course they did. What of it?’
man, “ I ’ll bet you fy that W ebster’s came w ildly excited and clawed fiercely low s upon his findings, which are sim
“ ‘Why, somebody piloted ’em there
latest spells it ‘q-u-i-r-e.
at the shrinking editor, who, do bis ple and conclusive, and in which he
Zirara A m e r ic a n W o m en .
“ Make it «8, “ said the smart young best, could not escape those rending cannot be mistaken.
aud when he come home his pockets was
T H E£
American women are showing In
toe nails. H is clothing was torn to
c a m man. pulling out a roll.
" It is unfortunately true that there fu ll of British gold, paid for his dirty
U y illa il, I* o » ta g « V a l« ,
every way ¡x>s*iblo thoir jiatriotism and
o , I don t want to rob yon. Get shreds, but except for a few scratches are thousands of nervous people now work, aud his neighbors, hearing of
be cured < tho N dictionary.’’
pluck, and w hile n groat deal of the
i he was not really injured.
i walking about in fear of being buried what he had done, got ropes and made Only
I f you suffer from any o f tha 1
a t e .
enthusiasm finds vent in belts and hat
ills o f men, come to the oldest
The money was put up and W ebster’s
alive, this morbid conviction coming him au evenin call. He scudded by the
Specialist
t
u
the
Pacific
Coast,
j
bands thor-2 women who have been call- I
International brought out. There it
back
door
and
uever
stopped
till
he
got
|
about
through
reading
of
an
isolated
AN EN C H A N TED PITCHER.
Off. JORDAN ft CO.,
«»d upon fw graver proof of their loyalty
was, “ q-u-i-r-e, to sing in conceit."
I case happening here and there, where to Bermuda, aud he never had the cheek
b IOS! Market 8 t Estd I8fl2. '
T
h
e R e lio o f « F a t a lit y , I t I . P r e -
have in most cases given it unhesitat
“
I
didn’t
mean
a
v
erb
,"
sa
id
the
perhaps some oue has had a narrow es to como back.'
Y o u n g m e n and m i d d l e i
■ er v e d b y S u p e r s titio n .
ingly. It takes more courage for a
—
I»|CO<I m e n who are suffering T
smart yonng man, growing whit«
“ ‘What you tryin to git at?’
cape of being subjected to a living burial.
1 from the effects o f youthful indiscretions or ex« i
mother to send her wm to tho front
around theeara. "Where is th en o n n i”
Aliout five m iles from Aiken, S. 0., ! “ These ’escapes’ greatly outnumber
“ ‘That there pilot was your grand-
cesses m maturer ysais. Nervous and Physical ’
P®bNiey.lmp«»4eucy ,lx»st Manhood (
thuu for the sou to go, and tho wives
They found that, too, although it was on the Charleston dirt road and in those of the actual occurrence itsolf. pap, ’ aud it took a dozen bystanders to
in all n-* complication«; M p crin a to iT llO R a , ’
Greatest Weeily in the Country,
and sweethearts of the men who lira
marked obsolete. Then the smart young sight of tho railway, is a little place The cataleptio usually show signs of keep tho two old sea dogs from clinch
1 1 r o * tu to rr la c e n , (lo u o r r b o e n , G le e t , t
P r e t iu e n c y o f i r r lo n t lu * , e t e . B y a '
man wilted.
w ith the fleet in Oubuu waters are hav- i I combination
ing.
”—Detroit
Free
Press.
j
that
was
first
christened
Polecat,
but
life
just
in
the
nick
of
timo
to
disap
of remedies, of great curative pow- ,
ing a worse time thau the suitors, who
“ I w on’t take your money," said the afterward changed to Montmorenci, the point the undertakers aud to relieve sor
• r , the Doctor has so artanged his treatment ’
I O
I that it jvill nut only afford immediate relief but .
Hre wild w ith excitement uud longing
red bearded man, handing hack the French for that odorous little animal.
rowing friends.
W hy B e K new It,
pannanent cure. The Doctor does not claim to ’
(Includ ing postage) to any p a rt o£ LLu U n ited
to follow Dewey «nd Hobson and make
bills. “ My name is Bell, George T. Many yours ago a young woman came
i perform miracle«, but is well-known to be a fair »
“ Of course, muoh of tho evidenco on
A certain English theatrical manager,
Canada und M exico.
a«d square l*hy<ucian und Surgeon, pre-eminent '
a bit of history themselves.
I Bell. I havo hud educational advantages w ith her pitcher to draw a bucket n t which the allegation of premature though in other respects a thorough busi Ptatcs,
T U B W K K K b Y C H R O N IC L E , the brightest
i tn his specialty— l>2.«eaftem o f f f l c a .
i
But American women havo never
which
you
probably
never
received,
and
water
from
a
well
at
Montmorenci
and
and
mo«t
complete W eekly N e w sp aper In tho
M .rplillla thoroughly eradicated fro m tho '
burial is based depends on tho fact that ness man, could neither read nor write,
aysb'in w ith o u t iiBlng N e r e a r r *
»
been found larking in ¡utriotism, brav
I spent several months loarning the set the vessel in the hollowed top of a bodies on exhumation have been occa but kept a private secretary, who had w orld, prints reg u la rly 112 Colum n«, o r rlx te e u
R Y J E A Y M A N applying to ua w ill re* I
, celvH our honest opinion o i bin cnm phdnt.
ery and capacity for self sucrifloe. Very
i different ways to spell that word. Sev stone post that some of tbe railroad sionally found distorted, thereby foster strict injunctions not to betray tbe se pa^es, of News, L ite ra tu re and G eneral In fo r
m ation; alsu a m agnificent A g ric u ltu ra l and
0 e w ill U narantee a I'O S J T l V E C E R E i n I
few of them have been celebrated, but
eral years ago I was on the secret serv ' men had moved there. W hilo drawing ing the notion that this or that ocou- cret. One day the manager was dining H o rtic u ltu ra l D e partm en t. T h ia la one uf tfc«
, «very cate we undertake, or for/cit O n e
T h o u s a n d D o lla r « .
«cattertd through our history from early
ice. My partner and I had been on the the water a flash of lightning came that pant of the coffin has died from suffo at tho hotel when a gold watch was gi-eateat departm ents in a n y paper on th ia
Consultation FR EE, and strictly private,
coiotuul times down to today thcro aro
, trail of a pair of sharpers who had a struck tho chain to which the well cation, a theory which is supported by raffled for. Each of the guests staked 2 Coast. E v e ry th in g w ritte n Is based on e x
C U 4 & Q S & V E R Y E K A K U H A B L F .. Treat-
lecoxd sn f brave deeds that show the
nietit personally or by letter. Send for b«x»k.
repertory of 'con' games that would bucket was attached, and the woman the favorable condition of other ex shillings, wrote his name on a scrap of perience In the Coast Etatee. not on E a s te rn
men’s knowledge of th e ir ow n localltiee.
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American spirit of bravery and inde
have made thooidinary bnnko man look was killed in her tracks. Her remains humed bodies
i Tree. ( A valuable book for men.)
paper, aud threw it into a hat. Onr
pendence to belong ns much to tho wo
sick.
They
were
mou
of
far
more
than
SAMPLE
COPY SENT FREE.
i
were
removed,
but
the
pitcher
was
left
V I « I T D t t . J O R D A N 'S
“ But tho idea is altogether wrong, in manager, when his turn came to sign
men as to the men.— Now York 3un.
G r e a t M iifteum o f A n a to m y < i ordinary intelligence and had the man- just where tho dead girl had set it. To fact and in principle. It is well known his name, pretended to write, rolled up
the finest and largest Museum o f its kind in the
■ ners of cultured men of tho world. The ’ this day the pitcher remains in the among those who have made it a study the blank pieoe oi paper and threw it
world. Come and learn how wonderfully you |
r i u u y H air.
1 w ay wo happened to get them was u same place, and, so far from being re- that the apparent distortions, instead into tho hat along with the rest As
are made; how to avoid sickness and duease.
W
e
ore
continually
adding
new
specimens.
I
: pnro accident.
“ I'll t ill y o u » socret,” said the girl,
i moved, it is said that no living hand of demonstrating a living burial, pure chance would have it, this very paper
C a iTzlX O »iZJr/V ?feM C a ll OI w rite.
“ My partner and I were going down lias ever touched it save its’s owner's,
“ and It is one thut is worth while. It is
ly depend upon natural euuses brought was drawn. Great was the astonishment
£00!_ Marks; Street, 3an Francisco, Cal.
i from St. Louis on a Mississippi river although near the eide of the public about by decomposition, tho influence when it was found to be blank. But
r discovery I made myself, and is real
packet. There were about 20 of ns
in i road.
ly worth knowing. You know how hard
____
of which is sufficiently strong enough B------. the low comedian, who was
tho smoking room tulking and trying to | But tho most wonderful th in g is tbe to bulge out, and even burst, leaden present, asked to have it shown to him,
it is to keep your huir in curl in sum
mer snd how it w ill got stringy uud
pass the tyjio comfortably. Just as a superstition attached to the pitcher, coffins. This phenomenon does not hap and when he had examined it carefullv,
lull came in' the hum of conversation a There is an indescribible influence sur- pen in every case, but it dues in a great ha gravely exclaimed: “ That is onr
Micky in spi to of everything. You should
not give your hood a thorough shampoo
young man seated at a tubio w riting rounding it that prevents its touch,
many.
manager’s handwriting. I should know
too oftun, for thut ruins the hair, besides
some letters looked up with u troubled Hundreds o f people have gone with the
“ No, no! I shall not go so far as to it among a thousand 1”—Nuggets.
m aking it unnumugfablo. Still, you
air and said, ’Could any of you gentle- Arm determination of lifting the pitch say that a premature burial has never
Caveat, and T rad . Marks ohfatned and a ll r»t ' men tell me how to spell “ cholrf” I cr, but when they approach it a strange
m ast l»ave the hair arouud your fuco
taken place, but it has not occurred so
ontbunlnrM coailurtoilforM odernte P eea.
Ml»«ed A fte r A ll.
fluffy. W ell, this is what 1 do: I do my
Bond m odel, d ra w in g o rp h o to . W o a .l vlao If
am a little puzzled over it. ’
1 repugnance comes over them, and they often as is thought. I dare say it may
The Spanish gunner got himself ;
p a te iiK b l. fre e o f charge. O n r fen n o t d o e t ill
hair in curl papers. 1 don’t like to, hut
“
‘W
hat
kind
of
a
one
do
you
moan?’
hurriedly
depart
w
ithout
carrying
out
occur in times of plagues and pesti within the barn, shut the door and bolt
p o to n tla n e rn ro d . A P a m p h le t " H o w to Ob
that is Die host way, 1 find, and tho
asked several.
j the object of their visit.
tain Patents," w ith coat . f s.-.uie In th e U. B.
lences, where tho presumed dead are ed it.
aud
foreign
couutrtoa
aunt
free.
Address.
T h e C h r o n i c l e ¿Suit41«l% »
quickest. W ell, when I put my hair up
“ ‘Choir, to sing in concert, ’ chirped i O,ie night a bully in the neighbor- buried within a few hours of doath.
Putting his rifle to his shoulder, he : T H B C H R O N IC L E ranks w ith tli« g reatest
the young man, wrinkling his lirow" us hood, w hile under the influence of That is where much mischief lies. But
Rt night, I just dissolve a little borux
took careful aim, aud, shutting his eyes, nf-wppaperH la the U n ited 6tatcs.
in tbe wator, wot tho hair that 1 am go-1
R stikt O -rics. W a.HinaTON, D . C if to recall the proper orthography.
whisky, made a bet w ith Home friends when panic prevails whero does thought fired.
T H E C H R O N IC L E haa no equal on the P a.ilfio
“ ‘C-h-o-i-r,’ said a scholarly looking that he would go und bring back tho como in?
lu g to put up, tukiug cure not to have it i
Coast. I t leads &U in a b ility , enterprise and
“
Ha,
”
said
he,
“
who
said
I
could
not
llv’VB.
man with glasses on,
too wet, and the result is light, dry |
pitcher. Ho left to do so, bnt soon re
“ In plagues, such as cholera, the
T H E C H R O N IC L E ’ S Teleg rap h ic Rsporte «re
flufflness that w ill warrant tho curl '
j " ‘Q-u-i-r-e, ’ sang out a big, well fed turned as pale ns a sheet and empty state of collapse is so profound that it h it the sido of a barn?’’
8TANDARD
OF
EXCELLENCE.
But when ho went to look for the Lht latest and most reliable, it« L oaal N ew « th»
i old man off in tho corner,
ataytug in longer tbnu by any other
handed. “ B oys,” he remarked, “ no may perfectly simulate death itself, but
fullest
and Mplcleat, and its E d ito ria ls fro m the
method. Just try it andsee if you don't A M u u n ta ln e e r W h o H ig h ly A p p r e c ia te d
“ ‘C-h-o-i-r,’ repeated the first man person alive can lay hands on that the custom of burying tho dead on the mark of tho bullet ho found that he •bleat pens In the country.
had
fired
through
a
knot
hole.
T
H
E
C H R O N IC L E has alw ay s been, and a l
think s o .- E x c h a n g e .
with some em phasis ’I thought every pitcher, and I wouldn’t attempt it day of death is fortunately on tho wano,
M eal 1 j G ood (lo o k 1 ng.
“ Caramha!” he muttered.—Indian ways w ill be, the friend «r.d chain pion of tha
fool knew thut. ’
again for the whole of Aiken county.” even during advanced epidemics. It is
As
u
rul«
the
mouutniueer
of
Kon-
petplo, &« against coiubtnatious, eltguc«, cor-
apolis Journal.
W tb . E i d . w a »j r d lle lla m r .
’’ ’T hat’s all rig h t,’ said tho old man
He refused to tell bis experience and probable that in the absence of medical
porattone, nr oppression« < < ny U u d . i t w ill bn
iv n «i,„i
„ i looky 1« not a gastronomic connoisseur,
l a r t h d ¿ iT l
Mrs. Lxlward Bella- auij the visitor at his table is quite us off in the corner. ’Money talks. I ’ll bet said he would not talk about it. Other aid in panic times in country places
Indepeudtani in averyUaing, n e u tra l in u vth ln «.
C ondoleccc«,
i you $50 thut Webster spells it parties have gone to see it, but mot abroad it has led to living burial—in
n Z u-l
lik8ly
to f hM
*r
dr‘,,,1
»PPio-
la d arm jg stocking«,
ih e Bellamys I , ftli
**frni
H
H h„
ia to
fllld referred
oth to r ! “ q-u-i-r-e” too."
Member of tho Firm—Jamoel
with the samo repulsive feelin gs.— deed it must have done. But the last
33 YOU WA54T THE CH33HJ0LE
Office Boy— Yes, sir.
“ T i l raise you 5 0 ,’ said the first Cleveland Pluin Dealer.
have spent their summers at Noyos kind of fruit on tbe table. Occasionally
end of all under such conditions is mer
Beach for asvcfal years, and Mrs. Bel however, one of them is snttlcioutly for man, who w as a cotton buyer at Mem
Member
of
the
Firm—James,
I
am
ciful, for it must not bo forgotten that
ir O F Q ih k T if f o n ?
laniy devotes much timo to gathering tuiialu to gut away from his fastnesses, phis.
C l e a n C o a l M in c e .
I if you are ‘unconscious’ only whilo bo- very glad to learn, upon investigation,
and arr.iagtng sen shells. A bosket of snd living temporarily down in the
" ‘All right, ’ said the big old man
Tho Chilean coal mines, opened in : ing hermetically scaled in your coffin that yonr grandmother is really dead ■
---------
h a t you
•h ells aud a tsa>- holding brushes uud i bluo grass has au opportunity to acquire coolly. Then the others joined in und 1865, seem to be nice places to work in. you w ill uever again experience volun and
id t that
are ---
therefore not lying to ! ce .
.u
,
e In order to go to the baseball game Show,n3 tb« Unilod S tn i l n , D o m i n i s i
mucilage, with R|ionge, cup and scissors some virtues not otherwise obtainable. bet him to u standstill. They put up The souro of coal runs from the shore tary motion or sensation.
U| mxi the table beforo her, aro tho tools It was such a oue I caught up w ith one about $500. Then they got the diction nnder tho waters of the Pacific ocean,
of Canada and Northern M jx I oo
“ However, whero the doctor can be this afternoon.—Detroit Journal.
O N
O T T h i s S ID J ii.
w ith which she works, aud a nuturai morning in Juno along tho ridge of tho ary, and, as jnst now. tho man who bet and the tunnels are sc clean that you oousnlted, living burial is impossible
history is alw ays within reach. Thus Cunilmrlnnds.
U iia e d th e D e n ia l.
on ’q u-i-r-e’ won.
could walk through them in a dress even in a cholera panic, for thcro aro
many hours aro iiappily sjx*ut in classi
“ H ’m !” said the man who had,
“ My partner and I waited till the su it w ithout making yourself dirty. certain bodily movements whioh gener
" I ’m looking for a p la c e ," I said
O N T J I K O T H K I 1 S I D ie .
fying, isboltug uud arranging ran1 after a few preliminaries, “ where I can money hud changed handH, and then I They Hre lighted by electricity, and you ally occur after death from cholera, in bought an extra. “ 1 must have missed
n n < « 2 a n d G et (b e U a a u n d .
shells. Mrs. Bellamy is an accomplish-1 stop for a week or so w h ile I look up said, ’Come on. Si. ’
can have a ride for a mile under the tho absence of which u modical man an issue. ”
» -h r .. n i e l e f e r 0 , 1 « ï t j t r ,
cd housewife, looking w ell to the ways
“ 1 walked np to the yonng man and ocean on an electric car nt a speed of 20 would hesitate to certify for burial.
why?” asked the mau who was p « .« ta « e v r e p x t o « n i n a j t i u i » a y « »
»ome timber I have in this neighbor
of her horn ehold. She is 1C years her I hood. Ik) you know of any?”
AUBKSS9
suid- ‘Como w ith me; I want you. I ’ll miles an hour. The mines form quit«
"In ages gone by and in uncivilized looking over his shoulder.
late huslis id ’s junior uud is com puis-
k i. n . ,i„ Y o in r e » ,
“ It confirms the news in the extra I :
“ Thoru a in ’t much nv that sort show you hew to spell choir. Si col a catacomb of well lighted passages countries still it is possible that nncon-
Vlüprl.Mor M ». Olin, niele,
• ivoly a yonng wuiuao, not being 85 years eronmi here,” ho replied, “ excoptin lared the big old man and we waltzed nnder the water. Tha output o f co«i is •ciouscataleptics, or persons drugged to bought awhiie ago instead of denying
«AN jrUA/lüiaCU. C A I.
old yet. Her two children ure -Miuiun yon go to Mount Pleasant, au I reekou them down below. You never saw two now 1,000 tons a day, and 750 miners apparent death, may have been and it.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
and Paul.
perhaps still are occasionally buriod'
that’s too fur. Hut hoi’ o n ,” ho broke j fellows look quite so cheap. They had ure employed in them.
MVW.WWA___ _
W is e I n H la G e n e r a tio n .
clivo, bnt I do not lielieva thut in our !
in w ith a sudden thought, “ thar’s the ) cleaned up over $15.000 on t h < one 1
F o r fU b o v l W uparlutaudant.
C T Y L I5 M . R E LIA B LE !
C r r ll n K a n d A l c o h o l .
trick, but they got four years and a half ;
own country or in any civilized land ! “ A great many years ago. when I
Miss Mary N e stit o f Charlaaton, Ills., Wldder Tackett. She axed me yistidy apiece. Thut is one «ladling school I
“ Remember,” says an experienced such events aro possible.
ARTISTIC-te.
. , i
was a little girl, ” began Miss Candida
| has just beau nominated for superiu- to see some uv you folks nt the mill and
New York physician, "that alcohol
“ In Vienna tho custom prevails of
Yon mean a number of mouths ago,
’ in d e n t of schools by the Ikunoomts of tell ’em she had a (dace to sleep and eat i have attended that not every man goes
to. Thut game is one which w ill catch stim ulates tho heart and circulation in taking a Ixidy to tho mortuary ou the don t you?” said Softly.
T h .y A tw e y ,
J
Joles ccuntyr—the first woiuuu uver two er threo men ef they wuzn’t too I nine educated men out of ten. You are much the sume way as excicise dees
It was no wonder she said Mr. Softly
.
perticklor.’’
nominated for ihepositlou in that c o u u - j " Is it a pretty good place?" I in all right, but you may still have sonw- and that if you use it in auy form eve of burial, whero it is ’tested.’
Thimbles aro placed ou the fingers o f ! * as
is exceedingly nice
me., when ------
-
soinobodv
I
y. She was a Coles county girl, her fa
i thing to learn. ’’
w hile wheeling the reuction is speedy the dead, to which are attached wires e1*® « U e d him stupid — Tit-Bits
her having been for uniuy years a quinxl thoughtlesiily.
n bazar
Then the smart yonng man offered and furreaching."
connected with tho tnortaury bella
'
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The young man’s face flushed.
»romiueut teacher in tho public hu I kmi I s
In the same w ay a long rida should
“ Have the helis ever rung? Yes, once, i
Commencement.
“ Weli, 1 reckon," lie said w ith some the usual invitation in payment for the
here. Miss Nenbit’s whole life bus been
never be undertaken im mediately after
information. — Washington Post.
“ It is impossible for a doctor to mis-
“ Why do they call it commencement
levute-d to school Turk, though her ac- emphasis. “ She’s goin to tie my moth-1
a plentiful meal, this alao tending to take unconsciousness in its varied forms y he“ folks get through goinc to achnntv
er-iu-law
come
next
September."
ual e.Y7r’,‘.
um it tvuchoi* oovem only
Q u i t e E r a c r a o H l« « ,
interfere
w
ith
tho
heart's
action
and
for death.
| It seems to me that’s a misnomer. ”
our yvarti A fter lcuving the public I "Oh, I beg your pardon,” I huatened
Cl ippie Creek is great on etiquette. respiration
"¡dome tin:o ago it waa suggested that
“ Ob, no. They just commence
cbouls in the village of Hardin d ie be to oxpluiu. “ I only asked to knew if
A man ont there met a little girl with
a law should be passed making it com- realize, after they get through, what7
A F o r p l j j n W r i t e r ’« B u r d e n .
anie u jiupll in the Uuklund high she hud good eating. Some of Ihut we wbuso fam ily ho is very intim ate and
pulsory for a medical man to test bodies «oft suap^they’ve bt»>n having.’’—chi-
ohool
¡she w as ufterward graduated get in private honaes even in tho cities, sa id :
“ I find your political terms very puz
before givin g a certificate of death. I
THE McCALL COMPANY
5 ¿
i roni tho Indiana stute normal achonfi you know, is not the best in the w orld."
zling.
“
remarked
the
foreignor
who
"Hello, Edith I How aro you?"
Testing by elcetrieity was thought of,
n
a
to
146W
.
IBlhSUeat.
f
.r
i
ï
,j,
i!
7
"C
ities
bo
denied,
”
ho
said
w
ith
a
ud titeu stnihud at the Illinois nulver-
The little misa drew herself up and was trying to gather material for a bnt It Is an open question yet whether j
CooincM 1 b Danger.
flue feeling. "Yer a in ’t uever tried the
1 1
.s» ntm a w ° 7 ¿ , : : . - ____
t
j tty
book on American institutions. “ For electricity k ills or ouly stuns. At all
replied:
Wldder Tackett’s pie yet, mister, an
not g o ^ * ”'1 a y “ “ whcre 1
«OSI Mark«« s ______
t . , Han i-r»nc>>co. S
i
example, to rotate mean« to move in a
1 b e M crepbooba,
yer want to keep still till yer do. { •T ’ao very well, but I a in ’t no tele circle. A ring also means a ciiel».«. Now events, we ia this country are net co n -:
fac-toryor
evidence
of
^ ^ h ^ w ^ c o i ^ ^ d e r 11?
viuoed that afford
such a Gufficiout
test wduld
be satis-1
Wltut a tim e fig srrapbo* A n th is isl A in ’t nothin like it nowlicre, no matter phone. “■—Boston Globe.
I am told that when a lin g controls
»any ladies havo shirted books with what kind uv a pie she sets afore yer !
your offices they don't rotate auy death, although it has its value. Ou the i * •
York and stood o n X f " °
“
ie first war uews and picture« and are I t’s all ne plusibiiH uuum, au no m is
The first British recognition of Besse more. "—Chicago Tribune
other baud, I don’t think legislation of j bridge of his ship outward bound from
impiling illustrated works of histtuy take. Why, I’m tellln yon that I sot mer s work came from the Institute of
this kind is necessary. It would cer- ono of tho ports of the A ttw Î c * « ^
down to one uv her pies lust week, deru Civil Engineers, which awarded him a
>ct w ill be valuable in the future.
A European statistician has discover huuly refllct upcu tha medical profes board.
,
Tbo uew.papcrs ure i-arefully clipped (,f * rocoinomlsvr w hst kind it wux, ef gold Telford nuxlal for a paper on his
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» i*i n«
le a minutes
before a badly
ed that only 35 per cent of the blonds sion.
frightened man had
J C ü n l . i n » « .» U llm l ( . , ’n f r l p ¡ , . „ =;
icJh day, aud (ho volumes aro rapidly I ever knowed, an I wnz oatin right alcel process reud before it in 1809.
nm
up
to
him,
call-
I
..
u
.l
r
*
-
»
,
I
j ,.. ,¡ j
.
i- -S
marry,
while
79
per
cent
of
their
bru
“ Tbo Vienncso custom is a wiso one, Ing ont
led, Tbv)»e w ho have friends among ' into it like a hot shove! goin into a
, Ion«. Fancy VV„rk
R
nette sifters engage in matrimony.
and
1
should
like
to
seo
it
more
gaaer-
¡2*?,',’,
'"•»”
'«»'■«—
»
5; J J
i
a
X
l
”
’
th
0
i«
magazine
snow
pile,
an
B
ill
H
igers
acrost
tho
■a volnuteerv ure especially Interested
\ esscls of 2.000 tons carry seven
Ä
a lly adopted."— Fenrson's AYsekly.
tbie work One lady niiUfM notes of table truni me called mo a liar, an I anehora. four of a maximum weight of
Forty ton» of rust have lx>en taken
«aMaSI«! a t ltptì :
,**•
< «J
•r own and friend«' opinion as to the uever sail) a deni word to him tell I ! 18 tons, with abont 300 fathom , of ca
« 3 T
j “
ont of t*ie Meitai iron tubular bridge at
T h a F oot E ditar»
_________________
itccnw of the various anticipated: had plum e't my pie and got my teeth ble.
T H E M îf At I co
ë sfl
one cleaning.
A
s iu i« ,
ov« ¡Rents ef the fit ut» unit uruiy ou thu J pieki’d, Deru my buttuus of I did, colo
I U » t o M 6 V . , 4 «h s i . N e w Y e , « “ î
B ill—Did you read abont that fellow
A W W ? A 1, W ' . ,B ,*, » » *« » (:* fj» * .^ » |» ,i0 j c?
*'.\uniuy Du late/.**
mptxxik jiugteG uud this adds in nth to' n el."
Writing a poem on a $60 bi)J?
"Tom, that old sway backed mewl o'
4rll,
In Ids "H ighw ays aud Byways In
I did not like to Inquire further into youru ain’t no good uuihr a saddle, is
« novt Ity. *
J ill— No. The editcr kept it, of r.o i« ly n n l m i ,
! tho mystery of what happened to Mr. lie?"
m .n tlator l ommanded the f - ■ ‘
Devon and Cornwall" Arthur II Nor conrao.
A R e a e r a l r ro p o a K ln « .
he magazine. Both ordeng a part of
1 Bogers after the last taste of the pie
way tells of a fragment of antiquity
"Not IIa returned it. ”
“ Nope; too slew an eln n i.y .'•
a part of
W’K'kwire Hooking ut board with was safely honaed >»y luv informant, but
that ►till “ lingers iu the neighborbocd , "W hat, an oriitor return n {50 bill?” tho daily routine on every American
“
Ner
in lh ' buggy er wuggin?"
*Wy tbe liiiad " ou it)— You uro uo 1 made a fair guess und went o u to n-e
of Redruth, whero tbe country puiplo,
"Y es. Ha didn't know wb«t it w a s . ! warship, were
“ N opal teo awkward for that."
. Promptly carried out
but it
b iiu i. .«
mm : I a iu
the Widow Tackett concerning board
when they «co a ghost, say, ’Nnuiny — Ycakcrs Statesman.
«k-,
“£! BntU al> ^ » « e r was past
“ Ner at pnllin ov the plow?”
,fh5
üftlcers
“ 'I men o b tn iX
ln»«iu. Luir«'xi — W ell, what'« K tu aud lodging for one man for oue week.
dumnyl*
"
c
u
d
he
adds,
"I
leuvu
the
“ Noini; wants ter graze too much ” i
W h^ k Hge af-a,hp froe stnte of affairs
— W uhiD gtch Star.
riddle to he solved by any oue who is
“ Wliut you koeptn him fer, then?"
asT*¡HIV " ^ r~ '
j-,» w u ta r ir e w r l
One
of
the
tallest
(tacl-s
in
Great
W«ok«rtrB— W hat business have y nB
I
«i^a or
«
i r . ~ .-" t ’ .'?'- '«•.’ ■ « ■ » i
" Waal, you «ee, we ain t got no curious enough to undertake a useful Britaiu is situated at Llanelly. From Ä
Rrnn Wuraa.
"AMI
•OCK
r
ir
x
ariug th a t card?
w at their ca,itain bad U rn stiudiug
, l«M-k at onr house, au that o!« mvwl pteoA i f practice in uurareling the cor tho base of the foundation U» the ex- tho
time jnst over tho taagaxiue.8^
“ Wiiy, ho aliured me like—Ilk« ’—
oreta
V **
o v » irB « rerj« t l
Jiainal Dawson—JI nt as much right
bmvs at dinuertiuie jest ex shem ex tho ruption of language."
treme sum mit is to o feci high. The
- 1 . - . , « ... ” 1 *
—X" <■(
" L ik eu pickpocket?"
anybody i don t say I in Mind This
i
rv
x
z
r
niv
Hi«a'uvnciA 1
Tim
phrato
is
(rubab'y
a
corruption
xxxii
rt
yeailh tourus over. Ysssar, I've been
cap of the top weighs 87 ion*, aud 720,- down from the bridge aud let k i m ^ !
-re,.-, u.
1
“ Worse than that. More like a ju<lga
-e is list • abstract proposition Be«)?
of
"
In
noniiuo
Domini,
”
the
lAttu
for
called to dinuer by (bat uv. w l's bray
O'lO bricks were used in it . creistrue h is pla-o. it b b s then that the
»
•enteuoiug a p i- k p o c k e t .C in c iu n a ii fer the last five years an I’m alius right
,A>uduu T it iitts
In the ksm e of the Lord, " a phrase so tiou. It is circular ia form, and
la a made the remark quoted above,
tu«quirur
familiar m the devotion of tho mtJdis gal-,i bends extremely.
¿duiu on Huis. "— Atlanta ,’yuiual
lyn Eagle.
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