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a
GRAVE OF P A TR IC K
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of the comfort and s e c u rity a ffo rd e d to them by Or.
W illiam s’ Pink Pills fo r P a le People
h e a d a c h e s and
b ackaches t h a t come e x p e c te d ly o r u n e x p e c te d ly
a r e ch arm ed a w a y and th e ric h , red b lood shows
i t s e l f in th e p in k c h e e k s a n d b r i g h t e y e s o f
th o s e w h o u se th e s e p ills . .T h e y a re not a p u r-
d a t i v e ; t h e y dive s t r e n g t h in s t e a d o f t a k i n g i t
away. Wise m o th e rs g iv e th e m to g ro w in g g irls .
Is
b a t la
W h i r . Me L ived .
HENRY.
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Every now aud then tv« woe In floras
newspaper the query. " Where is P at
rick Henry buried?” and tonrist« to
Richmond ommtnntly ask to be shown
his grave, w ith the mistaken idea that
it is iu that oity, where much of his
public career was passed. Few people
comparatively know that tho man who
acquirod the title of “ The Tongue of
the R evolution” lies in a quiet grave
ou the estate in Charlotte county where
he formerly lived. Over it is a marble
slab inscribed w ith one line, "H is fame
bis best opitaph. "
The estate lies on Staunton river, 38
miles from th eto w u o f Lynchburg, near
the border line w hich sejiarates Char
lotte and Campbell counties. It derived
its name of Red H ill from the peculiar
color of the soil in that vicinity. When
Patrick Henry bought the place, It com
prised about 8,500 acres. The land is
rich— thero was a saying iu the neigh
borhood that poor land and Henry could
uever bo mentioned together—oorn
grows there as high as a man on horse
back; there is a general air of sm iling
fields and abundant prosperity. Its sit-
uar; ¡u in early times was very remote.
Neighbors wore few, one of the nearest
being the celebrated John Randolph of
ttciuxoke, who lived in his ohouou soli
tude 15 m iles uway.
Red H ill is now owned by Henry's
grandson, W illiam Wirt Henry, a
olever, cultivated gentleman of tho
“ old sohool. ” He lias in his possession
■ mo most interesting relics of his cele
brated grandfather, including the desk
he rlw ays used, w nieh still contains his
letters from Lafayette, Washington,
Madisou and other great men of early
d ays, the large, round backed chair in
which Patrick Henry died and a portrait
ci him by the elder Sully, under w hich
kcf.;. s a yellowed slip of paper, signed
bv Chief Justico John Marshall and
several others of his friends, testifying
to the faithfulness of tlio likeness.—
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T E E N Y W E E N Y FELLERS.
© rueex of Henttl«,
T tist bloom tn June and May.
You aru perfect as the pout'a droaiL
l a ir as tho golden day:
Von acatwr wsvoa of fragrance
Ou tbo deeping air of night;
Your rainbow palntod petals
A re tho glory of the llgn tl
l a i r Is N ile'« storied lotu s
And tl.o rose of O ulistan,
A nd pleasant is tho poppy seed
T hat lnlls the soul of man,
K*ro nro tho lights and ahaiiowa
In the pansy’s purple eyes.
B ut the roses of Seattle
Are the flower» of paradiaa.
O roses o f Seattle,
T hat bloom in May and June,
D eep heart» of gold and crim son
T hat ligh t the summer noon.
The cottage of the low ly
You paint w ith God's own plan;
In the mansion of the lordly
You shame the art ot manl
1 hold them fust In m emory
Wherever I may roam.
These blossoms from the garden
© f th e gods, dropped down from home.
Tho cruel years take from ua
What years cannot restore,
B at th e roses of Seattle—
They bloom forevermore!
—Elira Archard Connor In Seattle Poat-Intel-
ligenoer. ___________ _________
A STR A N G E S E N T E N C E .
P a n ia h r o e n t F o r a M urder T h at W aa M ore
C r u e l T hau l> eath.
Teeny
Weeny
l i t fellers
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The Weekly Chronicle
Greatest Weekly in the Country,
$ 1 . 5 0 A YEAR
(Including pc«ta<e) to any part of the United
State». Canada and Mexico.
TH R W E E K L Y CHRONICLES, th e b righ ten
and must corapleta W eekly N sw sp ap er in ths
world, print» regularly 112 C olum ns, or sixteen
pa^e». of N ew s. L iteratu re and General Infor
m ation: also a m agn ificen t A gricu ltu ral and
H orticultural D ep artm en t. T h ia Is one of th*»
greatest d ep artm en ts in an y paper on tht*
Coast.
E v er y th in g w r itte n Is h&sed on e x
perience In th e C oast S ta tes, n ot on E astern
m en's k now ledge of th eir ow n localities.
SAMPLE
“So you are going to be n l»ct.
young man?" queried the ex-edito* iu
whose voice there was a note of cyni
cism. "Well, there's always room in the
upper story."
"That’s where I've landed in just six
mouths' time. Attic of a skyscraper
with a prospect of having to take to
the ioof when the weather will permit. ”
—Detroit Free Press
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Teeny
Weeny
L IT fellers
Don't 'ey get It, though!
What a tim e ’ey haa w if aiaters,
Speshly when ’e y go:
•‘Mai Mai Oh, ma! Ma!
Make Johnnle-e-e-e-e-e e
Gome rlgbt-up-atalra!"
Bisters alw ays hollers 'at way
When ’ey haa a beau:
Non the beau don't give no nickel*
'Cause ma makes ua go—
Deaa makes me so mudl
Mrs. A .—I've just hern to see a poor
soul who waa almost dying of destitu
tion.
Miss B .—Did yontako her anything?
Mrs. A .—Yes—a pound of mutton.
Miss B.—That wasn’t much, was it?
Mrs. A. (indignantly)—Quite enough
to make her some beef tea I—Punch.
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Rouse f the tor | pld liver, and curs
biliousness, sick
h e a d a ch e, jaundice,
nausea, iudigeaf tiun, etc. They are In
valuable to prevent a cold or break up u
fever. Mild, gentle, certain, th> v are worthy
vour confidence. Purely vegetable, they
can be taken by children or delicate women.
Price. 25c. at all medicine dealers or by mail
of C. I. H ood <S C o ., Lowell, Mass.
Teeny
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Weeny
LIT’ fellers’
Fas la awful queer!
Jua' as soon aa supper's over
Mea ly alw ays bear:
•'Johnnie e e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
You-u u u-u, Johnnie-e e-e-el
B unaw ay-to-bed-now !"
Neu pa puts hia overcoat on,
Says to ina, "D on't wnlt;
Have to go down to tho club an
Beckon I'll be late!"
Deaa inakea me so modi
B e n e v o le n c e .
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H m no fun nt nil.
Jos' when ’ey 1» pl»yi“ harder
Hears somebody call:
•»Johnnie-©-« e « ® ®"«'® ®1
You-u-u u-u, Johnnl«-«-*-® ®!
Come right-hom e-’is raU nltl
A w ful aggervntln, ain't it?
Haj to stop our play
An go home so ' b ma can tell UR
•'Don't go far away I"
Deas makes me so m a il
Teeny
Weeny
L IT fellera
Som etimes can’t keep well,
Bpeshly if 'eir b igges’ brother,
He starts in to y e ll:
“Johnnie-e-e-o-o-e-e-e-e-el
Did-yo'-uae-my-ahavin-brush
To-black-your-shoea-Jns’-walt
TelT-catch-you-Johnnie-e-e-e-ol"
‘A t's tho way w if biggoa’ brothers:
Everyflng 'at'» did
F lies right off an goes to work an
Blames It on the kid—
Doss makes uie so mad!
—Baltimore American.
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THE ROSES OF SEATTLE.
In 1801 a man died in the Catskills
who had been condemned by one of th e
strangest sentences on record. Ralph
Sutherland was bom iu 1701 and lived
R EADING SE A LE D L E T T E R S . In a stone house near Leeds. He was a
man of violent temper and morose dis
A C erxasn S o le n tU t S h o w s H o w T ill» M ay position, shunned by his neighbors and
B e A n c o u sp lish e il.
; generally disliked. Not being able to
It is not generally known that sealed get an Amoriean servant, ho imported a
Mrs. A mandt Robinson, wife o f IVm. Robinson, farmer
B e su re y o u g e t th e g en u in e.
Jotters may in many oases be read w ith i Scotchwoman, and, according to the
and stookinan, near H ow esville, Clsy County, hid., has
S o ld o n ly in p a ck a g es lik e
out opening the envelopes or doing them I usage of the times, virtually held lior
fur several year, been In declining health ana despond
t h is ,th e w rapperpriut-^
t.'; i r.it it. ■ y It was discovered by a in bondage until lior passage money
ent. For three months the was so much enfeebled os to
' lertfi ;.'. p h y - iol .gist by tho use of an had been refunded.
ed in red in k
be nut only unable to attend to her domestic affairs bat
too siok and feeble to be up and about. To-day she is la
o n i i u y o x c.ie, o r egg glass, that the
o n w h ite
Unable to endnro any longer the rag
good health and able to attend her household duties.
ehol! of i ■ b woro of very unequal ing temper of her master, tho girl ran
p ap er
She relates her experience th u s: " I was afflicted with
toi- .'tnass.
' away. Immediately upon discovering
troubles Incident to my sex and was bi a very delicate
i t occurred to him to make export her absence tho man set off in an angry
Mate uf health. I lost my appetite, dwindled away iu
in' uts in or.Iur to ascertain how many 1 chase upon h is horse aud soon overtook
flesh, mid was greatly depressed. After taking various
!
s «,f
..unry letter or official pa | her. Tiie poor woman never reached tho
rem akes without being benefited, I was luduced to try
-r mast i.c laid above mid bolow a J house alive, and Sutherland was indict
Dr. W illiam s’ Pink P ills for Pale People.
., ritteii leal in order to make it illegible ed aud arrested on tho charge of murder.
" Early in the summer o f 1097 I procured five boxes
of them and began taking the pills as directed. Before
to a highly sensitive eye iu the direct
F ifty c e n ts per
At the trial ho triod to prove that his
consuming the sccoud box I could very perceptibly feel
sunlight. Ho fouud tliat after ho had horse had taken fright, mu away,
b o * - A t d r u g g ists
their benelioial effect». My appetite returned, oom-
rested his eye iu a dark room for 10 or ; pitched him ont of the saddle aud dash-
plexion improved, and I had renewed strength. After
o r se n t p o stp a id ou re-
15 minutes he cold read n piece of w rit ■ ed the girl to death npon tho rocks, but
taking the five boxes I M t better in every w ay: I was
c e ip t o f price ■ by
able to do my usual daily work and I stopped taking the
ing over the mirror of tho embryoscopo tho jury did not accept the defense, aud
F
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Democrat,
jBrostt,
2nd.
pills_
TUX DU. WILLIAM# UIDICIRK CO., SelMBwUlj, >.T.
that bad been covered with eight luycr3 I Sutherland was sentenced to die upon
of papier.
i the scaffold.
He t ailed In other observers to con
Then came tho plea of the insnffi-
firm this. Tlio letters, however, that 1 ciency of circumstantial evidence and
could thus bo deciphered were written the efforts of influential relations. These
in dark ink tin one sido of tho paper so worked upon the court that the judge
I bar« ba«« a treat suffsror from «oastipation,
| have used Btnaas Tab«)»» with eo steeb satis-
S P A IN ’8 LO SIN G G A M E.
only. If four written sides were folded de’* ycd the sentence of death until the
foru/«rfl • years. Noli lag fava mo any ralUf.
fh etua that 1 eau ohcertillly reouiuniend them.
My f »■ '€ a.Hl legs anil abdoas*« w«i« bloated so
Have been troublse to t »bout thro. years with
together^ and especially if there had prisoner should bo 99 years old.
1 ooiUd not wear aboM on my foot aad Only a 1 oom
what I enlltd bUloaa attacks cumins on regularly
T h in s « W h ic h Tluvo S lip p e d F r o m H er been crossing, it was hard to make out
dIHH. 1 naw Hipan» Tabula« aivsrUscd In our
eeee a week. Waa sold by different physicians
It was ordered that the culprit should
O roep I n T h r e e H u u d r ed V e a n .
dolly paper, bought some and took tbora ns direct
that IS was caused tv bud teeth, of which I bad
tho drift of tlio writing, and there are bo released on his own recognizance,
ed. Uaro takoa them aoout tbr. o weeks sad tbsr«
M o r a l I had the t..«th extracted, hut the nt-
Macaulay
drew
this
picture
of
the
j
imino kinds of w riting which, when and that, pending the final execution of
latttra acliMujr*! 1 stu not con tlpated ncy roors
•aehs oontluuwt. I bud sesa adrurilsemoets .of
power of Spain 800 years ago:
and 1 ow* it ail to IM m u « Tabula«. Jsia Chlr’y-
folded twice or thrice, admit too littio his sentence, h« should keep a hangman's
Klpaaa Taliulea In u l the papers but had notaith
ssvoa ysars old. ha\e Do occupation, only my
le them, but about sla weeks tine. a triced la
The niupiro of Philip II was undoubt- i light for tho purpose of decipherment.
ItouHPbold duticw ai.d BU.slf g mv sick husband.
daead me tu try tksm. U .-* taken but two uf lu .
noose about his neck and show himself
edly one of tho most powerful ami
Us has had ths dropsy and 1 aiu trj log I’.lpans
email I cast buses of th . Tabula, sad have bad
Iu this way possibly many of the per before tho judges of Catskill once a year
he recur re"-* (.r tl-e ntbwks. Have nerer nlreu a
Tahulst for him. He f*els somo bettor but It will
splendid that ever existed in tho world. ' formances of "clairvoyants” m aybe ex
take some time, he has bet-n sl- k pa long. You
teetnaohl.l for anything Iveture. but the great
It is no exaggeration to say that during plained. By means of tho egg glass it to prove that he wore his badge of in
amount at good which I bull*-a has been , one la .
may n»u my luttsr and name as y hi l!ka
by Bipan. Tabnlc. Indaces ma to add m lu. to la .
Mrs. M amt ttoaaaa u 'u a u .
several yours h is power over Europe Is, as a rule, easier to muko out tho con famy and kept bis crime in mind. It
many »..rltannlau you dotiat-oeg have la y»ar
was greater than oven that of Napoleon. tents of letter or telegram without the was a more cruel decision than the sen
A. f . UsWrrr.
«aw..
I hare been stiffartog from headaches evw
In America his dominions extended on slightest tampering w ith tho onvelopo tence of immediate deutli would havo
sluoo 1 was a little girl. I could never ride tn a
car
r
g
'luto
a
crowded
both sides of tho equator luto tiie tem than it is to detect tho movements of been, but it was uo doubt in burmony
I want to Inform yoo,
place without getting a
, w ith the spirit of the times.
la word, uf hlsaatl
perate
zoue. There is reason to believe the embryo in tho egg.
headache and sick ut my
■raise, c l the baarSt
Thus Ralph Sutherland lived. lie a l
stomoob. I heard about
that his unnual revenues iiuiouutcd, in
.1 bare c-rtvsd fruaa
Suppose
the
writer
of
a
billet,
the
mpanj Tabulws .'root an
Blpaar tsh '.lra I eat a
tho season of h is greatest power, to a contents of which aro known ouly to ways lived alone. He seldom spoke. His
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aunt
of
ndne
who
was
peefmeb'i..l rurre and
taking them for catarrh
cum tuu times as largo as that which himself, lots it out of his hand aud loses rough, imperious manner hud gone.
bs this uro férrica * clear
of t.io stumaeh. Bhs had
Dead Isaiw sy» needed. i
England yielded to Elisabeth. H e had u sight of it for five minutes. It may bo Years followed years. At each session
foui.d suoh relief (ruin
Siialta Tabun, doce l|.
IMelr
cm she advised me
standing
army <>t 50,000 troops when readily carried either into the direct of the court the broken man conic be
S f t.r u a . cf ta y eero rl
The m o d e rn stan d
to toko thorn too, and I
found tajeelr eamplrtely
England
did
not have a singlo battalion sunlight or into electric or magnesium fore the bar of justice aud silently
haTo iteen doing eo since
u
ruadew o Acltugaalhe
a rd F a m ily M e d i
lust O—cber. and wt’4
in constant pay. Ho hold, w hat no oth- light and be reud by tho aid of tho egg showed the noose thut circled his neck.
At lost his ninety-ninth year cume,
say they hare complete
or prince in modern timos haH held, tho glass. Tho placing of a piece of car
ly ( ire ’ fry headaches.
cine : C u res the
dominion both of the land and tho sen. tridge paper iu the envelope or the col , tho tim e when tho court had ordered
I era ta iS tr s iu t years
old. You ere we looms
During the greater part of his reign he oring of it black is a means of defense that tho utmost penalty of tho law
to use this testim onial
com m o n e v e ry -d a y
should bo executed. For tho last time
was supreme ou both elements. Ills sol- ¡ at hand.
Mrs J. B aodun dB
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the man tottered before the jndgo’s
diera
marchod
up
to
the
capital
of
ill o f h u m a n ity .
I bench, but new judges bad arisen iu
G ator B lin d .
Franco; his shipsninnaoed tho shores of ,
the land, new laws had been made, old
My seven year-old boy
England. Spain had what Napoleon de- , N ot long ago I wus in the crowded
crimes had been forgotten or forgiven,
sunered a lta palas la
sired iu vain—ships, colonies and com office of a celebrated specialist fur the
his hand, ooasupatlon
and there was uoue who would accuse
and o»mp!alned of hit
eye and ear, and I happened to notioe a
merce.
him or execute sentence. Indeed the
stomat h. Hu eould not
Hho long monopolized tho trade of man sitting at one of the tables w ith a
eat 11 ks o’.iiidrca of his
aw ful restriction that had bound his
ago do aad w h a t he
America and of the Indian ocean. All moat bewildered exproasicn on his face
life so intimately to the expiation of
did eat did not agree
tho gold of the west und nil tlio spices and a pile of bright colored worsteds in
with him. Be wed thia
of tho oast were retulved and distrihut- ' front of him. After a desperate straggle his crime was now legally reuiovod.
an4 of a saffron colar.
But tho spirit of self punishment con
Reading some of the teet.av nlail In favor of
ed by her. Even after the defrat of tho ho succeeded iu assorting them. but.
Ripaus Tabiues. 1 trisa (hem. hipeas Tabules nos
Itebulea la the heaee and eeys eh« will not lie wish
tinued,
and when Sutherland, after be
alas,
not
according
to
sh
id
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or
color.
armada English statesmen continued
ouly relieved bat actually eured my ycua^iter,
oat sham. The h sn r w rn nod sleeplessness have
hml passed his hundredth year, was dis
the hou le**; es
<t sappeered. bowels ere la
dlaapiuered WMh the Indigestion wfcleJk eras
to
look
w
ith
groat
dread
on
tlio
raari-
;
Dr.
C.
came
in
then
and
said:
"Is
that
•cod «vedittea and ho never oom pial ns of his
fares s
so «root a Isnrdau for her. Our whole
covered dead, alone in his Lease, his
timo power of Philip. • • * Whoever tho best you can de? Try again aud put
fctuMiaeh. He leaow ar**l Chubbr farad boy. This
family lake tee Tabs!«« regularly, especially after
throat was found to be encircled by th o
wcn lerfal eha«kS I attribute to lUpaas Tabules.
a hearty mpai. My mother to fifty years o< a««
wishes
to
he
w
ell
acquaint«!
w
ith
tho
j
the
colors
in
five
piles.
”
I am tat tolled t nat they will beusflt hay one (front
end to saj-yiaa the beet of health and spirits i akso
rope which had been placed there nearly
morbid
anatomy
of
governmeuts,
who-
1
•
Jjice
more
the
unfortunate
mail
be
the
cradle
to
old
eg•>
lf
tahea
aooordtax
to
dlrece
eats hearty meals, an Uupomlhiiuy befors she
three-quarters of a century before.—
Una*.
R. W. l iuos.
h>ok lUpaus Tobulea.
drtve U. B laus « .
ever w ishes to know how great .states gan h is hopeless taak. There were pink,
Youth's Companion.
trtky be made feeble and wretched, ( blue, lavender, yellow aad red wnrstnds
should study tho history of Spain.—E x to be piled, each color by itself. Tho
a m s jt>l> putket oeetaiobv
air *wa v a sc les paoksd U» a pa*wr cartua ( without glass) Is now for sals
suau dru* svvcm ruu r»v« cmstm Tiu» tow piic«d ***t M lutwuJud fur Uu* poor and the eewnotutml. ims
man began. Yellow was comparatively
change.
T h ere I t 1 1 « .
ef the u*e«wa| eartouto üdw
* * b< had by med by suadlug ^crti utgfct mats to Ike B itas *
easy, red not so bad, but pink, bine and
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an. tsaartoeoMrect Xsw York -o r a tlaato cartcf?*** vaani m» will be seat L>r «*» cenia
It was rumored that tho relations be
m a io u it t o In flu x F ain .
lavender couveyi'l no idea of difference.
crucero, g«aeral etorekoepsto« asws ogeoto aad at asms ht*«ur«
The doctor smoked slow ly on his Tho perspiration rolled down th« m an’s tween Stubbs, Sr., and his w ife were
op aud prulung Ufa Cue gives rolloi.
end hu*er s^rpa.
cigar. It was plain that he hud some face, his features became fairly distort not of the pleasantest, and Jehnnv
Btuhbs bod doubtless heard many a
thing to say.
ed, aud finally w« heard him murmur,
"I was thinking of m y early college “ This is a corker!” 1 became desperate fam ily dispute. The father's strongest
d ays,” be said, "and of a peculiar in myself, aud when ho finally gravely point »gainst Mrs. Stubbs was that she
w as a Hicks when ho raised her to her
be cured cident that happened very soon after I separated
the blue shades, pntliug some
began my studies. The professor waa w ith the lavender and others w ith the preterit title. Mrs. Stubbs would then
If ypu sufftr faun any o f tbs
ills c i men, ccros to th« oldrst
instructing tho class one day on the pink, I felt lik s screnming. As soon as collapse aud tenrfnlly rejoin that such a
Sf<cuUi«t ou tho Pautic C v-A
KChvcats tn 1 Trad a Mart« obtain e.1 and g i Pet
corpuscles of tho blood. Iu order to got I could see the doctor I espresevd my remark was all tbnt could be executel
OR. WROAN R fia ,
fo o l buoineev rotularicd for Ml Oder ft td F ees.
from one of the low lived Stubbsra
some frosh blood for microscopical ex- sympathy, and he replied:
1 M lM tru stS t CH’d 1851. '
Beud ir.rwtrl. «ifnwiugoypholo. lYoa<lvise I
One day Johnny took his fish pole and
patentsV .efree<>'chirr*. Our fee nut d«« toi<
Y o i n g m e n sad m lM d lc |
amiuation each student was ordered to
"Yes, sympathy is very w ell, but if wont ilown to the stream that raw near
tlvercvn 1. A Pam pM rt “ How to ob
|
r^ZCtl m en who msauffmog
tie
a
rug
around
his
foreflng.ir
aud
strike
C U a M Fate'fx
• wi»b ca st er s a ia e ln th o P B.
c<ccU of y.HUhful iatiitorsMouao* ««• (
you w e r e riding eu a railway train yon
J and f >ru^n oottuuh s sunt free AdlreeR
tho top of the Huger suddenly with a wonk! like to bo snrfi that the t<igln»vr the hone« to bob for rds. Jn«t as he
% vvwwum mat utar ysars. MtCVout an<1 Phystval
IMMUty .liu i« ten eg .Lost M sstosstl j
was fairly settled down to the sport aud
uotidle
w
ith
suilloient
force
to
draw
I C- A. SNOW ¿b CO.
1 M«ltMamD*f4o ahtosn; H|»eraua€nrrli«rn,
knew tho primary colors! T his man has
» Frw sgafcH rlMva. <J«»w orrh«n. « !< • •• . ,
blood. Seem» easy, doesn't it? Do you parsed a series of examinations and i s ' was excited hy his first nibble be heuid
I « ..
I'nift. W a . miw ton t>. C.
rrw *cw c«y
1’r lM itlln g , e i o . Py a
W x ., ,
know there w asn’t a mau in the clave qualified to ussuino a responsible posi his mother's voice calling loudly fcr
i * v if r b iu s f e M im a r <1 w», Jt grsat cumuwgvw- ,
sr, lbs LXxtut ha»
an mgs«! hi» tr*ain»*»»4
that did it at tho first attempt.. It wsa tion, but ho lisa this svnons defect in him to come iu.
11 tai it u iM net oalv »ft« rd imiasdiatu
but
"There it I»"’ Mid the disgusted
funny to watch Romo of those embryo evosight." — L ouisville Gmrier-Jour
pet nuaotot cure. Ths Doctor d<w* «to» claim m
-ATI HawUr A kanffuu S h lp l-
yeneg fisherman. "The mitmit the
pet form mjmcls», but ucll-k»Qwa to ba S fair
surgeons poise tho needle w ith a deter nal
aa<1 <qu.tr« PhyM.?ian and bmgtco,>or«»*iasat
Stnbbse« begin to fish the Hickses begin
A naval oflk-ur thus ilosoribes the
L— — . . .
■
mined air and launch it In w ith iu a
in hit t|w-. tai(«
I^e>n»e««| o f M e n .
(
to boiler. ”— New York Sunday World.
" A il hands ubauil.iu ship” !
My p h 11 Is Ihor aighi v cnedicaind from th«
l ife l a C olorado,
hair space of tiie flesh aud there stop '
tyvto n without ufung jtfurxmrve
drill ’. "Two minute« allnr tlio word liar
dead. Others tried to force the needle
M V rM V .MAW applyln«
sp|.....
* to us will ro-
A person In in is country m snenrr
F »tab1'«hm g a S ly la .
cvlvo titir konof m»nt*m
r«!“«*! ever; ship’s boat has swung
T iW iïO T k y »
iu slowly, but paused very shortly, gets through ulioveliug coal and o*rry-
M e ««Ki Uaaraafre a J ---------
"So
you
ttunk yon nuderstaod ths
from if» davits into tho water, and n
sorry ca»r wr «.ukrtorr, or /ot/rM
w ith an expression of paiu oom men ing cut the ashes th«o ha baa to spnukie
Tli«u»*ai»<t D ollar«
vn*nnfe later every boat is thuniughly
súrate to that of an amputation. I m y his grass and push thu lawn laawer. theory cf ittabih.hivg a style or fa.hiou
H*wm.
CocviUt«*loa F k h li and vtr« thr pH
prnvigimed aud watered. W ithin fnnr
CH tU W U S yR JtV K K A iM N A U L k T
self gave it up as a bad jo li and hacked The m.iro coal be shovels I b e o ; ru ashes for women, do yon?"
Ti«st* I
" I know I de. 1 have queltCed by
i neriM «rmca»Hy cr Vy Inter. Send for book,
t
»niuuteK, and eften in much quivkti
a cavity in my thumb w ith a penknife, be csrrias, and the more water h« squirt«
**ro. •*
T U F h iloaop h y o f SlarrUUS<
marrying four time«. A ll yen h ive to
4 ipie every nisu el thi ship's vtanpauy, " "
th « k it id e r h a b a a t o p u s h t h e h»w u
and fouud it eusiur.
Rr«. (A m’.uable buck Lr bmb 4
Irrun the coremandiup officer down, lv
▼ I a IT OR- JOMDAX'N
"The fact that we were very young ' mower. It is ever thus. — Longmont do is to deuion.r’rute conclusively what
women ought to wear and then lev in a
ts p H y io in / the station in the boat culled
O j r e a t M iin e im » o f A n f t t o m y i
and inoxpt ri«uix-d is uo expl.matiou for iC o la ) Ledgor
UrfHuMst andl largest Mu*eum«>f ba hind la the
stock of everything that is the exxet
-fcr hv iiis »hip's Btuuber, aud then the
this peculisvity, us I have u n ce found
w>«kl. t'es* »u4 Ivatn how «mmtsrRilly you
oppeeite ol It."
romniand 'Sheer off!' is given. The
,t t » t i »> ' • kne « u I v
«■
V. I,«S «*« Was Itolnfl-
by |isr«>ual test Almost evetylxsly ex
W« are CgnttittonUy ad>lu< trw • peoutstu.
l>f conrsc be was cugsgtd without
*mnts are hauled uway a coo pie o i bun
hibited tita same rapugnatico to InQiot-
"You ana, P h yllii Lad to
to lit
ftulor write.
further parley as a man who cadent¿c4
.Inul fret (Tf »i the dt«erted vcsoel. and
ing psiu iu that manner. Try it your- her h ois" —
I0BI Market Strsvt. San FraftctoM. C«t
the sex.— Chicago Post.
h I k rides w ithout a human soul uleiurtl
s e if"
"Ariaage. obild; net fix. F ix meaiia
her often, when the drill is gone
Tiie other nun tri< d and sue-ceded on to nvika fast "
W ill C ur« K im K vtrotually.
Ihrc.igb tn mldocoan. In * sen that the
Cow» pUmruftary.
she fourth tris!.— N«w \o r k Bulk
"W ell, thnt'sw hst »ha waa doing It
landsman wet'.ld account torriflo.
” 1 foci considerably sucouragvd aiiout
was coming lo o s e .I n d ia n a p o lis Jonr-
Browu—-Ak» Stoiiih, let m# iolnxlafft
‘'Then the word 'BoardI' is tswse.1, B lusher."
P o t » W a y to D o
cal.
yon to Ur. Cayley G ott 1 in euro you ve
"W hy, I thought you told uiu he was
and w ithiu eigbi nunutos at the moat
rtotd hie fatuous books.
"Yon see. it's this w ay," he Mid id
According to the authority of au
*11 band* arc cot only <» Is-ard again. incurable— that ho sniokid tho uasiy axplstn ag th a situation "Thera's no
S ou th —N-n-ne, I'm afraid I haven’t
Imt »»trr bout has bora relaaheu to Uie little things luiMNsaUtly. und they had Fpsuisrti dsrm> hur.l down the dug wa English tnagaxinu Great Britain <"u- had tho piesstore.
wols f t out (J e*«Ty It'D sqn»ro mile«
davits, »11 of the provisions, wator. in- given biin a coiratuut cough. ”
Frown— t4j. of courte yon h»vi\ my
have put up ovtr the Philippine», so (
"T hat's why I am oncournged. Tb<> thry'ra going to try to cisivince u« that ' of lha earth's surface and 21 out of dear fellow but ycu'vu forg'VttoB—
»iru m rtfe sad other gear bure been re
over)
IPO
square
m
iles
of
territory
in
moved, and the sh ip ’s company is iu u rough is gettlug n o w " —Chicago u e ought to iV it cuirclv*«.
th at's it .— Pouch.
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