M HI3 FIRST APPEARANCE. Th* S o c ie ty Women K w r tlia r a fit» W ,l,u u ,. tb . Yt»h- j*crt«ua »wuttiaru V U ltur. A n d ,in f a c t , n e a r l y &II y w om en w h o u n d erg o a n e r v o u s s tr a in , a r e V \ / co m p elled to r e g r e t fully w a tc h t h e grow in g p a llo T o f t h e i r c h e e k s , t h e c o m in g w r in k le s and. thinness t h a t b e c o m e moYe d i s t r e s s i n g every d ay. E very w o m a n know s t h a t ill-h ea lth is a f a t a l e n e m y t o b e a u ty a n d th a t good X' h e a lth g iv e s t o t h e rt\ r p la in e s t Face an en- ' /A \ d u r in g a ttr a c tiv e n e s s . Pure b lo o d a n d s tr o n g n e r v e s — th e s e aTe th e secret oF h e a lth a n d b e a u ty . D t . W illiam s' P in k Pills f o r P a le P e o p le b u ild up a n d p u r i f y t h e b l o o d a n d str e n g th e n t h e n e r v e s . To th e y o u n g girl th e y are invalu a b le , t o th e m o th e r th e y are a n e c e s s it y t t o t h e wom an a p p r o a c h in g Fifty th e y are t h e b e s t r e m e d y t h a t scien ce has d e v ise d For t h is c r i s i s o f h e t l i f e . He cuuiu into town this morning fruuh from Georgia. He smelled of magnolia nod live oak und sweetest hummer. Ho was long and fat, a peculiar cowbina- flou, but iua iu truth. He was light and dark g n e u iu ultim ate stripes, the for mer the shade of new grass, the latter that of u bast-bull that hus seen a Sea sun*M usage on the diumond. Ih o pashemby looked at him and v> i * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * say, “ See. 1 have come,” and then the A N ew M e n u o f ftte rilix o tlo o . stripes would stretch into a grjp, pocei- A HOME OF ONE’S OWN bly sarcastic. One of the simplest and most thor 1 L ittle boys looked at him in awe and ough methods of sterilizing when it can If your liver is out of order, causing nudged each other and said, “ Hnlly lie used is by means of heat. One of the THE VALUE IT POSSESSES FOR THE Biliousness, Sick Headache, Heart INDIVIDUAL AND THE NATION. gee!” or something else equally express difficulties ip the use of this means is ive. burn, or Constipation, take a dose of that the articles may he spoiled, espe An old man going by remarked, cially where tho heat is long continued. T h e P eace and H ap p in ess T hat A re P on u d I j “ Pretty early for yon to arrive, but yon Baking or placing articles in dry heat O nly V od er One’s O w n V ine an d FJ< aro looking w e ll,” whereat he simply for uny length of tiuio is not only an T ree - T h e P o ssib ility o f A tta in m e n t to j grinned the broader. A little black unreliable method, but attended with On retiring, and tomorrow your di M en o f S m a ll In co m es. newsboy, after inspecting him from all tiie danger of lire if a degree of heat is gestive organs will be regulated and sides, backed away to the curb and said sufficiently thorough to sterilize them. Napoleon said that tho man who had you will be bright, active and read, half to himself, “ Dat um do real sign Boiling or steaming is objectionable a w ife and children had "given hostages for any kind of work. This has : dat summer aiu caiue.” because most things would he rendered been the experience of others: it to fortune." Iu a yet stronger sense Beside him stood a man iu an apron, useless from the contact with moisture. will be yours. HOOD'S PILLS are but no one questioned the man concern Experiments have proved that liot oil is have the man and woman made a be sold by all medicine dealers. 25 cts. ing the stranger. “ Ho is none of us, ” a one of the best sterilizers known, espe ginning toward permanent «access who have found for themselves a home, for matron said us she whisked by, and a cially for instruments. kindly old gentleman touched him soft Ono of our most eminent surgeons the possession of which they are both ly w ith reverence and so gently that he has demonstrated the fact that the most w illing unwaveringly and steadfastly to did not feel. cumpleto sterilizing follows the dipping use systematic self denial. When a He sat there on Woodward avenue of surgical instruments into boiling young couple have ceased to roam about for hours gazing nt tho passersby and j olive oil. One may determine the tem from one undesirable flat to another aud arTHp » g ’f f i I sm iling, as happy us a bird on a sun perature of the oil by a very simple need no longer talk of "when wu lived shiny morning. About 9 o’clock a man process of dropping bread crumbs into in E ast------street or W ost----- street," walked up to him and insolently thump the oil. When they turn brown and but can cozily speak of “ our little ed him and said, “ Is he ripe?” whereat crisp, the oil is hot enough for the sur place," they have risen 20 per cent iu 1 the fellow iu the apron said, “ Yes, hut geon s use. This is much more con their own self esteem and are at least we haven't plugged him y e t.” T h en ' venient than nsing the thermometer, 100 por cent richer in the true joy of the insolent man said, “ How much?” which may not always be at houd. Tho living. Insensibly my illustration takes When ho was told, bo whistled long ' oil may be heated over a spirit lamp, a financial form, since money, the pow and low and then went across the and a few spoonfuls w ill bo sufficient er to obtain this blessing, lies at the 1 street to u real estate office and bought I for sterilizing the instruments used in root of the matter. I a corner lot on Woodward avenue iu- I some of tho more simple operations.— Always a strong adherent to the ad Etcad. Exchango. vantages of conntry living, it is to me ' v* Mr M m I I , I » o a t» ff« Paia, So the first watermelon of tho season natural to associate the very idea of R u in e d t h e S a le . just eat there and grinned. Aud it ’s homemaking with rural surroundings. A young lady from the city was try likely he’ll bo there tomorrow, too, for Mr». Jacob Weaver, of Bushnell, III., is fifty-six years old. She says: When God created onr primal progeni a to . no ono feels like investing a w inter’s ing her hand as an amateur saleswoman tors, we are told that he placed them iu O n l y •• 1 suffered for five or six year» with the trouble that comes to women at in a plantation store ono morning last this time of life. I was much weakened, was unable, much of the time, to do my savings iu him, even though every ono a garden as the best, tho happiest, envi own work, and suffered beyond my power to describe. I was downhearted ' interested and would like to own week when an old colored woman, gor ronment the divine wisdom could devise geously arrayed iu her Sunday clothes, and melancholy. Nothing seemed to do me any good. Then I made up my him .— Detroit Free Press. nnnd to try Dr. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People. 1 bought the first box in entered the store arid, pointing to a bot for their development. Amid things March. 1897, and was benefited/rom the start. A box and a half cured me com tle of German cologne on ona of tho which have grown with their growth A n E ssay on N erv e. pletely, and I am now rugged and strong— R u sh n ell (III.} Record. and perfected under their care, men and highest shelves, asked: Greatest Weekly la the Cm try, "Say, pa, what is nerve?" said i “ What dat?" women still find a peculiar peacefulness T h« w o n d e r f u l s u c c e s s o f t h i s r e m e d y Johnnie. le d to that no one ran define aud a happiness "T hat’s cologne, nnutie. ” “ There are several kinks of nerve, impossible elsewhere. “ W ell, I ’ll take i t . ” m any a t t e m p t s a t im ita tio n a n d s u b s t it u t io n . Be my son ,’’ answered Mr. Johnson. “ If Delighted nt having made a sale in I That heart ownership which comes (Inc lud ing i>u«ta«e) to any p a rt o í the U a lU d yon eat candy w ith sensitive teeth, you such u short time the young lady busifsi only to tho man aud wife who have s u T t t h a t t h e f u l l n a m e is on a and Mexico. w ill discover what uervo is. I call it herself in getting down tho bottlo aud j won and made their home is oftenest R a T te H a E , ('añad W E E K L Y C H B O M IC L U the b rl<ht««t p & ck& g c. F o r a t a ll nerve, too, for my neighbor Hodg< kins dusting it for the customer's iuspection, ! found in suburban towns and villages, and most complete W’eekty N e w ip a p e r In the to come over and ask me, as he did last at tiie Rime timo commenting upon its ! and rarely extends to the dimensions of w orld, prints reg u larly 112 Columna, or sixteen d r u g g i s t s . OY s e n t p o s t p a i d , night, if he can borrow my lawn mower excellencies w ith the volubility of a n ! an acre. The tree that shades the door, posies, of News, L ite ra tu re and G eneral In fo r m ation; also a m a<ntflc«nt A g ric u ltu ra l and b y t h e D r . W i l l ia m s M e d ic in e for aw hile, and then ask if my sen experienced auctioneer. the vine that climbs over the porch, tho H o rtic u ltu ra l D epartm en t. T h is Is one of the Johnuio wouldn't like to take a little "I believe, auntie,” she continued, pretty little garden in the rear, are I rea test departm ents In any paper on thia C o m p a n y , S c h e n e c t a d y ,H .v . exercise and mow his lawn for him. ” __ "that this is tho finest perfume ever I loved not as inanimate things, but as Coast. E v e ry th in g w ritte n Is baaed on ex> Lawrence Telegram. part and parcel of their lives, aud the porlence In the Coast States, not on Eastern P r ic e f i f t y c e n ts p e r b o x . manufactured” — men's knowledge of th eir own localities. buWtUv anú M itv » Tonit She was brought to a sudden pause, falling of a leaf aud the fading of a bud SAMPLE COPY SENT FREE. W h e n A ll M en A re E q u al, are a sorrow. It is quite a different for tho old negress had thrown up both homecoming to a man who sees his ch il The teacher of a juvenile Sunday ; bunds in horrified protest. school class had been talking to her I “ Stop right dar! Youse dono gib dren standing at his pretty gate ready pupils about death aud finished by ask yonself away. Fust you said cologne, to run down the safe aud quiet street A H ill iM u t F r a u d . used R ip e a , T a b u in n a b m muon « b u s - I fcnrn haaa a Mwai «ulT.rrr fro m co n itln atloa ínoUun Ü I.1 i ...11 rh M irtu ily raa .ii.m. u j U irn i. ing: fn ro v e rfl a yru ia. N u lh ln . . . . . m « . a y railaf. but now you done let out dat i t ’s puf- and finds his wife at the open door than A small weekly magazine waa starts«) beea troubled fo r «bout three year« w ith aly fm -l and | v. . and alxlo n i.n w a r . bloalaS ao “ Now, who can toll me when all ! fuine, an I don’t want it, for puffume when he is lifted by a creaking elevator What 1 caUod Nlioua attack« coming on regularly I could »1.« w aar ahnaa na aiy fact aud on ly a I oom i here 11 years ngu by tw o hustling young oac« a W u (old by dlfTcrrnt ph> «I c I mbr I wanted co- to some unknown height, where danger Sraaa. 1 .a w Kipaaa T ab u la, a ii.artiacd In our i luen. Ono w aeeditor, the other "writer men are equal aud there is absolutely : nebber holds its scent. that It wu tan« cd by I hu I tra t« , of which I hud dally paper, bouuht aouiaand to o . them a , direct ••r e r a l. I had the tra tti « tr a tfta d , but the a t I and pastor." They clipped, extracted no distinction between tho rich man log-io.”_ N e w Orleans Tirues-Denio- threatens the young lives if the door is ed. I l , , , (akan iham about threa w eek, and llie ia tack« contini)««]. I had ic * u adrcrMn-manta of aud the poor man?” but left ajar, and ho lias to look for a lu n r b a c h o n .. I 1 am not ro n -llp ated any mora i and rewrote. An advertising agent was JJpaua Tabut»« In ad ih«|i4(w iN but liad n o fn lih aud I otv i It . I to H lpan , T a b u ln . Ia in ih lrty - ----------—— j number to tell whether ho is on his own “ I can," replied one littlo fellow, lu tfcam. bol <d>0ut ata w« eka olnca a rrlaod la : employed on a commission of 25 per, k e e n yoora old, Lava no orcuputlon, only m y V a lu a b le W a r e . ’ (rented) floor. From the hour a man and Uttced utr te try IU«m. Hava taken but tw o of the “ When is it, Freddie?” she asked. ■ cent, and it was a caution the way he houarhold dutlaa am i nuralug m y kick h u ib jn d . •m a il I cent boss« nf tha Tabula« and tiara* bod At thoSaveton sale, in London, a few own their individual, personal “ When they go sw irem in," was tho Ha hn. had tha dropay aud 1 aui try in g HI pa us filled up the pages w ith black type and! ho racnriaoca « f t tie attack«. Have never giran a Tab ula, fo r him . lie faela some batter hut It w ill firs ago, n service of old Sevres ware Lome a thousand new interests enrich teatin o m a i for a n y th in ' Isefnre. but tha e rra t Borne contracts were inndo fora unexpected answer.—Nuggets. lake aoma «lir e, ho h a , hero aide to Iona. You I cuts. •m o u n t 0 / good which I bailata haa bean óonr ma ------------------------ w,™ sold for $5,000. The genuineness their lives, and the dwelling a u d its luay naa m y lu ttsr and name ns you l l . a mouth, son io for throe uroliths, some j by At pan a Tabula« Induce« mo f«> udii mine tn tha Mra. Many uonava C btaxs. W is d o m . : 6et waa proved by certificates is- «urroandiugs are so apart of themselves m a *y trattm oiJ«:« ju u duuidlo«« h at« in v<»tr j for a year. The only cash in advauce ( now. A. f . D i Wirr. “ Clement« seems verv foud c f his S°'‘rl ,O thu owucrs l*y »be French gov- I tb“‘ » I « » «bingle or a «tain on tho was half of tho commission, which was I h n . been tu lT a rln . fro m hrndaehrs a re r w ife." ; ernm ent,write«F. Vizeteily inG odey’g. ' ' doorstep klnco I w»« a llttla g in . | could never ride In a Godey*«. doorstep i is of serious importance, paid as soon us tho coutruct was lurucil I w aot to Infern i you, But by far the most valuable service i However extreme tho theories of gome car or g »lin o a erowded j iu. l a word« o f hlxhont "Does he?” piano w ith o u t ta ttin g a V h e C h r o o l c i f l M u I IM I m t « turned out at the ¡Sevres pottery (iu praiao. o f (ha l» a«*flt the "land for the people’’ philan- hcadacheaud alck nt my I Prosperity peeped from its puges. The "Yes, alwuy« carries a lock of h«r 1778) wan made T T IE CH RO M IC TJB rank« w ith I bava d arlred fr«»iu R I-P -A -N S | | •t'>mach. I heard about I magazino rapidly grew fat lu tho sec hair with him. ” for the Czarina Cuth- ibropist« may be there is a deep integral newspapers In the U nited State®. Alpanv Tabule». I uni a Itipan i Tabu I*-« from an p ro fta ilo a a l n it r ii uU<j T H E C H R O N IC L E ha< »alee the I a aunt o f m ine who was ond week the Araericuu News company "Oh, that'« wily to compare w ith tho eriue II of Russia and consisted of 745 (HRb iu the basis of their arguments, u. I»» thla prof «raion a rleer pieces, which cost $05, «30. Men aud women aro happier, are moral- j It leads a ll In a b ility , rnt»rprla» laklug them for catarrh head 1« a Way« ih cdiwl. luck« of other ladies. If a ctray hair of ordered 14,000 copica. Money flowed u i of the«toniach. Sim had HI rana Tabu»«-« i l o « lt. found auch relief from out like corn from u hopper aud not u any other ludy he may ehooeo to kuow I The Sevres ware, old or modern, is >7 elevated, are bettor citizens, for own- T H E C H R O N IC I.E -S Tele»rapW e Reports ara A fte r noe o f iny « tu»»« I T h e m odern stand th eir use Ahaadri»o<l tno - j fnuudii.tasilf « ir p .r ’ rly rout camo in. Tho writer and paster gets on hi« coat, then it does not mat- I usually light iu color aud daintily dec- inH ,h tir «bare of God's earth. I have the l a t e * aad most reliable. Its Local N e w « tho to lulco tbain U h », and I mated w ith flowers or figure subjects »0DB believed that the happiest people fur.eet and aplcleat. and He Ed kt oriole fr a « tho ru n d o w u . Ae( lag <w i ha u hare doing«<» «Inca I weut arouir' at tho end of tho mouth to ter. ’’— Pick iio Up. ad eleo of H , Ut».. Dow- ard F a m ily M e d i tastefully arranged. Tiie porcelain j now living in our country are tho skill- ablest pen« In the country. laat O m brr. and w in I collect from the ISO day advertisers and ex • r , Ph. .* * V e a a rk T H E C H R O N IC L E has alw ays been, aad al- •ay (hey hare ronipletn. itself, although of good texture, is in ed mechanics of our rural cities and A v e . Jenwy l l t y . I t<» t what do you suppose happened? He fa il- ly cured my hrndaehaa. c in e : C u re s the e’aya w ill be. the friend and chaatploa e f tho S t ill Lay I I .B .U r o n H la S a n t. lUpan« Tabulo« wltJ» f) ferior to that of tiie English potteriea 1 am tw entv nlna years towns, whose ambitions aro limited to gram i resulta, , ed to find one! Every advertisement was aa a«alnst con» b loat Ion«, ellquea. ear- u Rivers— H liat uro you looking «o' old. You am weleoma Mira bt...ja trtcoiua, a fraud. There were no such names, no jaundiced anil melancholy about? Have I D.vorated pieces generally bear pic the acquisition of an nniucumberod h d ? ^ i~ 7 .opw“ lor“ •nykiod- “ w111 »• Iu u«a this testim o n ia l > com m on every-day li.depcndm « In e v e m M n c . n < u m l la i torial panels on w hite ground, sur home, well built, und set iu a lot large Mr« J. D m o o k u t b i . such businesses, no such addresses as you lost your rabbit foot? ill o f hum anity. H<,«luir W M tmuISxS * rounded by frames of gilt scrollwork. enough to insure privacy and a garden. tho ugeut brought in for publication Brook«— No. 1 haven’t lent the foot These, as «veil a« the tableware, are with b . a r i b t t r n b ii .J J W hile watching the long drawn out- 00 YOU WANT THE CHHJHICLE alw pl,M i..i> 3. ,-u.i. z .l by *• He happened to have an engagement tu or any other part of a rabbit. With 1 a ■ a.ll«n.tl<m. fui- • . « u l * My «ara i year old boy New Jersey on that fateful .lay aud find, (¡ot the whole rabbit w ith rno yet. » quito In keeping with the national char repairs of u d old country house I came » •uffsrad w ltn pain« la i» .u y -M n . Om- d .y <• acter. Although tho Sevres works are in coutaot with a notably intelligent hl« hsad, Conatlpatloa never has been seen since. Contract! I t’« a Wel«h ona Ate it last M . Mir a IM t ln u s is l ’ night.— still in operation, they are kept busy in ,D<1 representative body of wnrkm aud complalnad of hla la «h. «MP*r IdSci.iu. * supposed to bo worth $10,000 were not Chicago Tribune. iionn h. Ha could not COr»\ 111 O ancient nllf'lSD Iit Chinese Í I« 1 M and ...1 T— . A e « «B L a i | i . B . Tabules. Sh. J copying Japanese A t dinner t. hour a they grouped « themselves aat Ilka children o f hla worth u cen t Tito magazino die<L— i d.iwnalus.1 lu (ii.ih n . * mndela iusteod of increasing their rep under (he trees, to the fruit of which • «nal, Paa s r . s i l y * a«« do aud w h a t ha New York Press. »bowl«, the U o li.ii Statss, D sailala. MliavaJ by u i.ir u h did eat did not agios S h e <!ot th e Lion*« bhnra. utation in thn manufacture of the wares they were made welcome, or found • Bow l i t r i i» . w ith him. Hu wa« thin of C a o s O z s a i Northers « t i l a ) which made them fatcons. Mamma—Johnny, set) that yon give pleasant places to avoid tho noontide an 1 o f a aaiTron color, f a a k lu ilillil.t N tm u .r r . Tan>i ravularly. O lic » M r ,B f .» i'B r i„ u ,U lp .B S I t ailing m ii 't o f tha testimonial« tn favor of OTV O W E S 1 D K , T a b u li, la IM . I n i'. a a.,,1 w ill Mat Iw w its Kthi*l the lioii'n shui» of that orange. heat. They were buoyant, heartily lupau« Tebule«». 1 t r ic i them. R lpaat Tabu'.ce not Sir Charles Gordon’s "Recollections u u t l b . a T X . k i an lu w n aud alaa p la u u ru h a i . B le w <MT th e FI7 . Johnny— Yea, ma. only relieve«! but actually cured my joua<ater, cheerful, w ith a quick readiness S la a p p c a t.l w its i h . In ills M U u u which waa of Tliirty-nino Yenrs Iu tho Army" to I the hoaduc < m haru d.«api>earrd. b >wel« era In “ I was once speaking at a temperance Inugh _ with sincere „ merriment. Ethel— Mamma, he hasn't given me rn n a r r ly . a e r r a l a l.tuilau f.u- bar. Onr whola ow t h e o t h k r contains this auecdote: "Iu iNtlt), nt They food ouBdltloa end h«» n e 'e r com plaint o f hla to w , « a o lly V . V i b r i, a . i'ä til.ily . a.pa. i . l i , ^ r . r uny. i L r wU, " *a)“ ex O° v- ! Politics, town improvement^ •tomach. He la b ow a red. chubby farad boy. Tbl» « * * «**< teet the lieil-tsin , tiie two Gordons, when seek a haar«, i i ii m I. Jiy nu>tkrr la ilfly y r a r . nf . . . Cfcreaitrle | er wonderful change I attrib u te to Itlpana Tabuiee. enior I e, k of Milwaukee, "and in the »b o o l taxes and general conditions of Johnny— Well, that’s all right. Lione and la r a j.,y ,a s «tx b , . t a f h M lih ani) . p i r i t i , « la , ing for hospital sites, earn« across a I ant »atUfled that they w tll benefit any one (from »•.ta«, » w^¿7¿ ¿s ¿ V , ¿2? » U 2 : M ia b a a rir « m i «, aa Itapuiaalhiliiy hrtnn a h . course of my remarks 1 looked about for ‘be country; they had enthusiasm aud t h e « m rtie to old a<e) If tahea according to dlreo» Buddhist nunnery. Despite tho warn don’t eat cniugett.—Struj »Stones. «nua K lpau . Tabu laa. « 't u , 7, h u m ADoano ' M W PMCS. some wafer. A mug had been placed be- hope. iugs of ono of tIio inmates, who appear M - *?- T n xn r& . Ride me, and bow it could havo happen- I talked much with these men An A C arefu l M ao. I'd in boy’s clothes, they entered the r,Ww»«SM 0. F. CSrreWto, c h at a fomperanco convention I do no* , «‘■gerucss possessed me to find n clew to "W hen I borrow anything. I take as building and found that the inmates all « am FBaficmoo, aat. Well"?« * U1° g “" 'rfWith .‘IT, " T ™ 8 t0T tb° W,dp «liff^rnee in wore niiilo clothing The Bnddliist good care of it a« if it were my own. ’’ wTl’Z water Well, it was a warm day and *beir view of life and that of mv own " T hat’s right, of course. ” for Are carte. women were greatly shocked at the iu haram Taatxm mar aleo i«e »»ad «f aem« eruocra. ««'»«ral et rckrapvr». new« « . ate and i trusiori. "Say, old man, I broke my wheel last where there 1« convention food spread circle of young friends. I was le«t' iu n o S rt < r e , - i a b l e r «h«pa rhuy baab b peía. üm I ucv elaep and pr>4ong i.i« «i*«<e reitet out on . warm day there ore likely to «lj»bt They wore, every ma«; eith”? " ’Cur regret, ’ says Sir Charles, ’was uigiit. W ill you lend me yours?” —Chi- , A R T IS T IC A ..T, - already freeholders" or nearing that real. Explanations were exchanged. We engo Record. Thore were flieg. alKi „no ]iRh(. distinction Their cottages sprang nt. W «XTKII-- - ' »BAL TRI k TW i IR T II Y rKRmX I s Were informed that tho community 'bey Al».>« Ples.e”^ . • ( h l . staiv to m antice o u r lio n iiu s» lu ili.-u , w u tar ta*H "«* T th»’ TOrfac0 ot fho !:i ,every •’«'PCtion where the large land O r e . i l > O ll i K e g g a r . tvitbin adopted male costume as an in lim i I.m ih v v o u u lic s . I t i» l im it i li o l i l i e u You cam I'l'O 'lu i'Irtl nr hintit, s a la ry H tia lu h t w orn dication that they not only renounced “ Why call for a toothpick, guv'nor. h r in thnt mug I onw him os I lifted holders left half an aero to «pare Tbev f» « i a 11 a r m ui i 'X |af hues—ill'll 1111,'. In ,n a ti,I, uo inori' ■ be cured < im the world, hut witli it the emblems ol when you haven't a tooth iu your bead?" , if. and I did fho most natural aud hu- * 1 b P ‘ under their own roofs thev Is. I c . . salHl i M i.n lh l, »..i Kt it rem e. En imnm thing 1 eeuld think of— blew him down proudly, sure that wife and rhib I f yoM o i f l . , f i-m Buy vf l h . ( II'.,' Si'll H tltlrew t-tl slolit,.«'<l e iiv t'lu ia ', I I . ria n t their sex. Wo were ’received’ by the “ There'« no extra charge, uiy boy, ill« .'I IBM, com« 1.» l h . uhlrM I llts s , |'r« » l., P e p i »I. I lilia a o . K,«vialMt uii i b . Pacific L m m , ( ludy superior, tea and cukes offered tc and I want ull I cau get for my m oney." off the water. Well, they cheered for dren were sheltered from the power ef V’ tninnlee. And to this day I suppoeo removal or ejectment and ttait thev OR. JUROAN fi CO., and partaken of by us. We were then — z\!ly Bloper. Flra* P r la a F o r F r II bcm . I M 1 MartM fit Etl C I«I2. ihTi "n Urw‘n 8°^ mail were, personally, increasingly of value permitted to visit t h e ’private chapel,’ t hi anybody from Milwaukee cau drink to ‘ be comrauuity in which thev lived Tills is tho story of uu ugly man, ns ami flualiy wo parted from tho re I n d n n n ted . 11 tie a t a n y p r i c e £ . from , -» th . e r n .i« . a<«fi Sirs who a t . lu flr tin , a glass of water even at a temperance The be* these workmen earned foil) by a veteran of tiie late war: of youthful liuhatrsuinis or i ligieuses on the best of terms. " " T h e pen 1« n u « h r ie r th a n th e « w o r d .” cm vi utiun, without first blowing off »1.000 a year - d N r « . ,u. m i .I I ’hyiical My cousin was the ugliest man iu L ik e m a n y m o x tiu n « lu • P"r‘ ° f ‘bent from $«50 D .h lllO lBilMM.Br, l M l M a a f a iH .« fbc foam ." — a-«.. - . Wb« n p u t to a «ftorlBire t o t tho regirnent. ’’ mid the raconteur. "Ha t i . . . o 2 . ‘ "v «•>! Sr I ¡ n u ll.I. N w r ia .lo r r k ir « , C orrp rteil In R h ym a. re ,n incredible that I t d o e s n 't n lw a y « hold. I r r . . l » l . r r U o . n U o . o , r h ir a u l e . 1 . . wus thu uglitwt mail, in fact, I ever they had been able to buy laud in such THF M cC A l.l. COM PANY, fi Tli»' w a r w o u ld long ago h a re raj'.w d r r M U B B e r » t k rlBBilu«, sir. I I , a A R e e l O e n lls H e r e .. Thackeray w h s much pestered by f l i t I com fcinatiL n n w « ) M ,.r ,i» a l m rntiv« pow saw A general suw him and off.Tcd a autograph hunter, says ILxtder in hit • town and improve it. still less rre¿,. H a d • tt n t r g in t « d if r la r o U I want a gentle herse for my wife cr, tno IXx-t<e he* •>» arranged h it treatment Tfcr > w iit pre« tp ita lto n 'o f prize for the ugliest m a i l in the army "R ecollections." He disliked above all I that it will n«»t poly aff> «\J in.mediatr irkiei but to drive, ” said the prospective parckao- We that they could build aud furnish m . » • * n » a r V i f « ' T li« >«»•» ■ lig h t brig ad e. to encourage competition. A rival regi- things to write in an autograph album, periiMDeut cure. 1 he Ih x to r d*»en not detm to such cottages as they lived iu. Thev ,'r-.. 'l ’an y ° n recommend this one?" tí i perfv rm mtra< lea, but ie well-known to be a fair i men« luzd its ugly man. The two were W bat th o u g h t h e ir H im **—th a t 1« te s«y. and often refnaed those who asked him ***7 t aiwi ‘ .rqci ti, pre-emutoot ^ lf^. 'fdeed, replied the owner. were more than ready to explain their n» i« n u * t r r « a n d »uch — | brought together. The genera) was to do so aud « ’met imee rather brnsquely I i a h . n y , laJiy. Illasanr« or Mrs, , •ysrem of F3Tilig through the various There is not a safer liorso for a lady p o l l la Ih iiru lK h lv m u H m W 4 Iro u i I I I . 1 i I here to net as referee. My ecusiu rxme A iy Mkdl> b re k t n here nnd ‘ h r t r l Cn one occasion the owner of an al T h e y u« v« r tn ln d tft m uch. •n it“ "'““’ "•1 '«"< W ercor.. to l>e found suywhere, and there U but co-operative and building schemes ,d C .V t.R V <S A IS ni I'lv i i .. in a . w ill r o -1 j up «lulling uud lotiked contemptuously bum. a young lady, w h s fortunate which fho town had many. W h«t thratgh la m b ic fra t ho ia tr .'d one thing he's afraid of. ’’ I ’ Wf ‘ i . 'll i.Korautr, a » / tJ « M till.m u1.1 . f i l l . ! nt his adversary The other freak gave A n d IV gnruN d te p tijrra l It has ever since remained a problem i n i . I ' f A'k’«o I Thackeray took her book to his mom iu "And whnt is that?"asked the other W ith ho a ru M f ch« u ? Tht-y « t ill n a r r h cn. ■ s«f look nt my cousin. ’Take him enter to look it over Written on a pagt He is aw fully afraid some one w ill , to me. increasing in complexity and in T h e p o rt ■ lig h t h rig a t r aw ay,’ lu, shrieked, 'he ain't human.’ ho (omul these lines: 1 C«M,il<atioa I f:U K and «ri.-tty p iv a n . ay 'W hoal' to him and he won't hear terest os the years go on. whv vnuug B H y h t a , , M sx .,1 .7 ’ c i r j p r 7 j B r r x r tf » . w . u m r . i n n Then ho covered his face aud fled. It is H n w o ft th U J’v« * «downed t b e d a o r d frw !' M . n t B laae la t h . m e n s rc fl o f m o u n ta in . it." replied the conscientious owuer. — couples, w ith tw ice the Income of «hese 5 - » H,,,,.:«.,) 1 • i i t b r llf - . h T r , s » t ; I ?’i 2 L U t by l.llc r . S » l Ijt ba,A, H«fW »»ft t h e j ’ vc r-.iM 'd th o flav thrifty and happy mechanics, remain i h im long ago PhlioMphr or Marrl««.? neodlesa to say my eousiu took the } P u T t i l w . » k u i - r t h i '.n .» i s got New York World. 3 ‘ * U i » n S . I ’ m ,;, I t or r i d o r r to t h n t aU»v«» | fro«. ( < rala«hie bo k fc rtn e a .) to p u t it „n prize. ” — New Orleans T im er Democrat. homeiess and live in cramped flats and T h e hate«I Spnitinh rag ! Ì8 ■ • « .• y ,'! '’ “ ' » « - - M u I x x I t sM«ua to Snow VIM IT MB. JOBDAMW tiny apartan^,« whj<.,, „ |Jwy T h e y r v « r : a lly to th a < h a ’ g r Firoft lleqatoit». J A t s k r t P e ir u 1 O reut Museum ofAiiHtnm y I 'z u .ld in g F or a a K a r r i ' a c y . ’ g * : .; r •;/- ó . v ? L " ,. W ith w p irltr lin tlifiii a r « d "Now, said tho lawyer, “I canura children, are but enlarged cog. «. while •be fiMot *n 4 «aigett Museum of t o Itio l in the Vader tbe«e hue« Mr Thackeraj L ik e a ll th e rrait. th ey M n r r tb e tr b rat. 3 , fcitFg 'r . i ,,;2 ,!* * • " • • • ’. f- “ What w ill you have?” inquired the world. C a ia . snU l .i r n how wv-alw fullv y«u wrvta: take your cose unless you tell me the the same opportunities these men osed The p o e t’« Hght faviguda .« T H r y1crA , tj a r* m ed.; h ir . «a a«i44 b u I u w m aad i l . . * , - * waiter ns Mr. Hryroob scanned the •re open to them for obtaining the A HUM RLE RUOOFSTIOX. whole truth. ’• — Washington HtUf. " « a z . caafinwally ait.I m >. tie * .iwcitneiiv SM ’ t s W . c, ; S’ French bill of fare C«r«AO<y('XZJVA-K ( '.D o r w rits. 1 k n o w th a t A llw -rt w m ip in b u ”r y — "W hat shall I toll first?” asked the treasure of a home Inalienably theirs " W a a l,” ho answered, placing hit To crltivl««' J s.-arve prrtuiu** IMI WstWI UrsM, Frsacl'c« Cal. on which they can expend the tjste aud O r r e p tlr e Ap|t«arun«rak client, peering through the txu-s B u t r e t iiw tb m k « th a t l . i n d l r r M n r r a r Anger over *u item, "ye km bring me Appe,**ranc<m uru f o d o e r p t ir e , tio - In a te a d o f * wbu* had w r it t e n " w lx v n "W ell, y m m ight let me know jus« Ingenuity which are inherent iu UE»I stuuc o that But dim t go sway, \muse less one knows how to interpret them. how much money you 'vegra.' — liuotou young Americans. Perhaps it is want of R M T macrkray if tt Lasti's like it looks iu print i ’ll tuiderstacding of the case with which "How. dear?" Traveler. have to try somethin else "—Detroit they can attain the revult. a lack of *»’het l«Bl> N . bi I .«. "I can alw ays tell when my husband Aft tl»o »«bow l riwnLv Free Press. A writer in a Germau periodical ecmpreheusioa 0/ ,h e respoiw.WUty and Shortly before h is death, which oc is going to be near with tits money Lady Helper «to sm all hoy I—W ill you curred iu Ituw. Massimo d ’Aregliu, Wlieu I ask hint f <r some by bi« aaram- states that birds have been seen al a trustworthiness of asaociatiou. of ear’ ite Boro« mol« blend und butter? "W as that man ever a farmer?" in statesmau, orator, poet, the painter o( inp a f.irawny look. ’—Cincinnati Eu height of 15.OOP yards. Their distance T ^ k ° p ^ r * " irrd ,o ,h i‘ * * * - * • " .Small Boy—Nu fear when there's was eetimsted by th* time tt took them Orlando Furtoeo.' but. above all. th. q Hirer. qnirod Mrs. C om tossii ka about. •»etrft or i »L ía M fit I to cross the moon's disk. trusty friend and valu.si counselor ci roteturr ¿ «e 1 " N o ," answered her hu«hand yery It Loeli^. Lady Heine« (tryin g to tu n l)— The entire ar>w of m e 1 nurd States S r& Ä T iü s r -w s t Victor Emiuauuei. was talking to g pooitively ike? C ertainly! W ill y,<a have pluui 2 ‘* T T ‘he matter with is pl.svd M t 1,830,017,««$ acres, of The streid decoration whicfc takes "B ut h e’s alw ays talkiu sb«u< iha ( muchman. who cougratulated him " b .cl» ,4 1 ,, 02,385 acres are now owaesl wlf. tMMriia place on often in St P ’Nivtnirg is ne' er my bicycle remarked tba upon tho nniflcatiou of Italy Sm all Boy—Blum, iu course D'ye delights o f livlu in III« country " Her hu-bund pinched the tire» by im lividuals or by corpora lions cr rompletni o*d frequently not rv*n Ng. "Y«sa," was the reply, "wu have " T h a t’s what shows he never was a tatuo for a canary —I.oudou Punch "It oeori. atmospbore." he rep],od ,« statua or havo passed out of the vn trtl «'»« until tno nigh: preceding U m event made a new Italy; now we must fanner Washington ¡‘tar. ■ he go« the pump ready for work —Puts of the g-ncral government. to he celebrated. duavui to ur.-tko new Italians. ’’ tu rg Uhronicle Telegraph ™ uarMiM,. waamflgR.. , has the Tonight Hood’s Pills iEMIHCMPEll ÄCIFIC COAST CHRONICLE th e : d a il y $6?70 The Weekly Chronicle $ 1 .5 0 i n sa I c Reversible Map? W aP of the World I mscaia P attciws 1 magazine ••»»e 1 ii D m PATENTS H.B.WILLÄ‘COj