A Terrible Accident. A FRIGHTENED TEAM OF HORSES RUNSAW AY. D ashes into a P receding C onveyance in the Road and a Young Lady is Seriously Injured. BLOSSOM T IM E . ’ ¿P H IS JO B S A V E D . ^ ^ ^ * ^ * ^ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * High abort« in the cherry • Th<. a*o holding a jubilee. The time ;« May, a:i<l the ir»a?a ebb**"!. And :l»e a ir ia sweet u ith the rare pi rfuroo. $ * * * * * * * ‘•We need not wait for the fruit to grow," The I««« ham busily as they go. “ The tdosNCMi» ar» sweot, and the wjnd ta sly. Kt» loves to aentter them by and by. H j 4’i at-ove, 'nong the blosaoma gay. The l«eos pre gathering awoets I ’xJay. And Rohm wisely shako* Ills head, “ They re welcome; I 11 wait for the cherrtaa rod!'* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * —Agne* L *rrh U itc h ill in Ht. Xirhnlaa. THE * G IA N T C A C T U S . VZesIcbns a a .l In d ia n s b fa k « M a n y Tse* nt • he V'gly P la n t. A FEM ALE MEMBER. h'r'nn the .-tdroca/e, Qretilinc, O. Prol»««lily there ia n«»i a single incident re- the attention o f (lie other members of the m aiuine more vivid in the m ind' of the p< o> family, and mamma suggested 1 aliould have ide in thia i«*ea!iiv, than »he acrid* fit which a box at once. Ire fell Mita T: oiiie ThoiiKHi, n youag hi«ly , “ O f course I was nnxiout to get well and pearly twenty years «»hl, residing alxtui three a box of these pills n iu secured ami tried. jnilcfc wcm .»f flits city, while out ridiug <>ne When 1 hnd taken the pills one week 1 day in May. I*«M. bi mtiversation with a noticed an improvement in my condition. friei «1, ree^ntly. M io Tlxmiatt told tlie story A better color came in my face i ml lips, I <Urf!eert»in;« thi> horrible affair and tlte results bccuine stronger, hud an increased nppeiite frt»m it. j and the dizriiieMi in my head na< relieved. Sh«-»si<l: “ I was working in a d resaw ak- “ 1 had often read o f these pills bur gave 1tifi t vUii»)ieinii«-pt in <«alion. < >hio and one no attention to them until the day I procured day while «mt riding wirli my friend«, we my first box. Since then I have taken twelve were «»ven»ke»i by a learn o f runaway h<»r.«ea, Isixeii and have I wen grenily relieved. My ao<l the carriage in whl>*h 1 wns riding wi.a blood is in a belter condition, I have gained badly wracked aud 1 « in thrown out, receiv- in flesh and my entire system has l»e< n built in g a hftr i inti up. I mod eertainlv recommend I»r. W il- “ I was taken to my Imine, ami a physician liams* Pink Pills for Pule People to any one was called and np*m examination told me troubled with kidney complaint.*’ that my right kidney hud been aflwte»,. lie A ll the elements necessary to give new life ve nv> medicines whh'ti relieve«! me some, and richness to the blood ami restore shuttered t wbl< h m ver helped me us they should. nerves nre contained, in n condensed form, in '* I was weak at d whenever I attempted l»r. W illiam s' Pink Pills for Pale People. to do light work &lg»nt tin- hous«*. I would They ure an nnlailiugspecific for such diaeiiM» Itecome prosi nitrii. I was very dizzy and as loeomotor ataxiu, partial paralysis, St.Vitus* freapently pains won hi dar; through my dance, eristics. neuralgia, rheumatism, nerv hack in an tudes«-ril»alde manner. In fuel, ous headache. the after effects o f lu grippe, cay whole coiiatirulioo w a s a rte . te d . L had palpitation o f the heart, pah- and sallow com a very oabow comyd* thin with xetiiiiigJy no plexion«. si) forms of weakness either in mole color in my fir e ;:t all. or female, ai d n il diseases resulting from v iti •* I remarne«} in that r.i di lion for over two ated htimora in the blood. D r W illiam s’ Pink ears and n •th in g seem ed to relieve tue. 1 Pills ur« bold by nil dealers, or w ill be sent appened to rea*I in « paper how some pen- po-t ¡slid oil receipt of price, 60 cents a l»ox, p i« hod been cured by the u%- o f H r. W il- or six loxes for $*2.50—(they arc never sold in !»«••••’ Pink Pills tor Pule People. One enee bulk or by the 100) by addressing D r. W illiam ^ deaeri bed was sim ilar to mine, and I « ailed Medicine Company, Schenectady, h . Y . JU ST HOME FRO M CUBA. H ead ach e U i< Start«« W h ic h Ih e R e tn ro e d W a a d e rs r Is often a warning that the liver Is Southern New Mexico aud Arizona T a ld H I* F rie n d *. E VER Y GANG OF C O U N T E R F E IT E R S torpid or Inactive. More serious end southwestern Texas embrace a re “ I bad a mighty interesting time in troubles may follow. For a prompt, MAS C O N T A IN E D A W O M A N . gion totally unlike any other stx-tion of Cuba, " said tbe man whose head was efficient cure of Headache and all the United States. This portion of our liver troubles, take divided from the back of his neck by country bears evidence of its -Mexican Gee! Tli’ bow says Gi built thot I t 1» a W ra h u rM t o f th e S rx, an ti T h r y A re a thick fringo of hair. origin in its swarthy population and its shanty all wrong, an unless Oi tears it F r n iu c n t ly V e ry C le v e r— Some o f tho “ Were yon with the army?" inquired low built “ adobo” houses, w hile its down in an hour, w'ich is impossible, VVarnro W h o lia v e B een C onvicted ot a commercial traveler who bad tilted While they rouse the liver, restore bleak mountains, hiding treasures of Oi’II lose me job. full, regular action of the bowels, bis chair against a tree just outside the M a k in g an d P antin g »»Queer»* M o a e y. they do not gripe or pain, do not precious metal, and its sandy deserts, hotel. Irritate or Inflame the internal organs, Women have a weakness for counter among whose greusewood and mesqnite “ Of course,'' replied the first speaker, but have a positive tonic effect. 25c. hashes live the poisououg turantnla, tho feiting. The first person ever executed »preadiug his feet apart and swaying at all druggists or by mail of venomous ruttiesuako anil tho stinging C. 1. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass, for that crime was n woman. She was backward and forward. “ That’s what scorpion, seem but part and parcel of onr an English woman named Barbara Spen- made it exciting. ’* sister republic on the sonth. “ I didn't see yon mentioned in any , cer and was pnt to death in 1721 for That which Ftrikes the traveler most of the reports," remarked the person mak ng false shillings. She was stran forcibly, however, in jonrneying through gled and burned at the stake. Curiously who is always making an effort to hum- the aiiudy wastes is the wonderful lu xu enough, her accomplices wen» acquitted. hie somebody 's pride. riance of tho cactus fam ily, which ap “ Oh, I've lieen mentioned in a lot of Nancy Kidd was oue of the most re them,” was the genial reply. “ People pears to grow everywhere, the low ly markable female counterfeiters ever who know anything about such matters cholla (choyyak), the recdliko oculilla known in this eonntry. She belonged to admit that some of the best work of the (o-kah lee-yah) and that unsightly i a fam ily c f noted forgers. She carried campaign was done by me. Oue of the giaut, the great sahnaratsch-wali-rahj. on her nefarious trade for more than 30 The drier the sand nud the hotter the best things I did was to take two Span 5 ^ years in Chicago, and w as arrested there sun the better the cactus seems to flour ish officers aud seven privates. ” many times. On one c f these occasions ish. On some mountain sides the cindlus “ All by yourself?” a lot of f-^ber paper was discovered on grow» so thick one cannot pass through Ì “ Certainly. I didn't have a bit of as her person. The government officials them, so fierce are tlie sharp spines of sistance. The next day I went out and w»»re completely at a loss to know how tho cholla “ balls. " Curved at their cuds she had obtnined this. Finally she eon took a lot of cavalrymen. ” like fishhooks, these little spines pierce “ How many?" iuqnired tbe skeptic, fessed that a chemical solution had been leather and fasten ui«in the skin of the A scheme, begorry! Oi'll just make whose face showed traces of mingled 4 used to wash the faces of the notes and foot, causing tho most intense pain. a Spanish flag ami nail it on the roof. W axTK D — s a v K a v L T K V 'T e o a T n v ra a > o g » l s make them perfectly clean. Thus she surprise and suspicion. Bough and repulsive as these variant» T H E BOER AT H O M E . Ib is stste l.» niMiin&e u ur t-, . ¡ e . . . i .: ib e ir <>s 11 “ Oh, I didn't stop to count ’em .” a n d la -s rlir r»nin<ips. I I i irts ii 1» ..¡Ile«, »»ori» kinds of cactus are, however, yet a use was iu the habit of taking f 1 bills and lo lu e ir il a l b ein e -alu»» - u a i a li t P.«» ih “ Didn’t yon get wounded?” asked Hy n a il, H . [>•*> ;."ut I’a t. Ail t : i i « l l . l i n i e n , O ld ) e» changing tliem into larger denomina .visir a n d e xp eo tes—C eA idt... h -.n atide. no m o n has been found for most of them. A ftei tbe man who was leaning against the f ie ld , o f T liv iii. ne leu», -ala r» M o n tb iv F'» Kiiereue»- Un- treating the stem sof some of the smaller tionx. Tho government authorities re i»»lt-a<l<1r»».issl -ta u ifs s l en volois-, H e rb e rt Bryant Lfndit-v met u B,s»r mid asked i-las» ; leased her in return for this valuable tree. varieties furniture is mannfactnrtd E. Iltsi», P ro s i., Iie p l. M. Chicago a t o . "Once or twice I got a little scratch f h i n a » , lie re »si vid a surly aiiswt t from them—eiiairs, tables and other 1 information aud for telling them what W h ic h I1C M .JIII. ll In to il l« ill v i l ! - ’ ’ the solution was. However, they had —snch as a man is always liable to smull articles. The tall, graceful stems C H A R I T Y F A IR S . Open this to pre.tested angrily, and tin her shadowed by detectives aud finally when he is knocked around in that < f the ix-alilla are gathered aud woven Boer re jo in .,1 in m uni bad liincor* A , canght her with $17,000 worth of coun- way. Tbe next thing I did after I got into fences, w hile the wgjrd, uncouth A n A r g u m e n t t o flh o w W h y T l i r y ¿ h o n td ltugtb tlm liner »bin lid , “ Whnt's y, u : terfeit money in a box. She was found throngh with the cavalrymen was to aabnara is put to a number of nseswhioh Li«j .Suppresseet. name a n y w a y m i d when he heard il gnilty upon seven different indictments take a lot of commissary wagons be Charity has been eleflned as this state w ill rvquiro a more detailed description. Greatest Weekly is the U n tr y , b i. manner altered at run,», aim lie . r for counterfeiting aud was sentenced to longing to tbe Spanish, and I followed The sabuara, easily tbe king of the if tilings: That so soon as A is in tron- claimed, “ What, and an you the r o t i ( I , eight years in the state prison, where that up by taking a castle on the morn cactus family, is jiecnliar to Arizona, its hle B begins to oonsidcr what C ought ing of the next day, and a fort in the •bo great A i i i 'r - 'r ii n missinnury Oauie, she finally died. to do for him. A ll charitable fairs, for Anted columns, w itli its gaunt, upward afternoon." Lindley?” Mr frirnd gladly plendtd Oue of the cleverest tricks ever played growing arms, covering tho deserts iu instaue»», am based on this principle. “ Mister,” said the disagreeable man (Tnrludinx posts«») to any p a rt of ths U a tta d guilty to this charge, mid the surly on Uncle Sam was invented by a woman Yon go aad buy soiucthing which yen some places like a veritable forest. It slowly and with indignation, “ here iu States. C anada and Mexico. B o e r te en sn e a t c n e e She most law) liable who lived iu Philadelphia. Her plan is often 20 feet iu height, and its heart T H E W B E K L Y C H R O N IC U B . the b rl«h test prolsihly do cot wont iu order that the friend and 1 »egg'd forgiven,«» for bin was to take $10 uud $20 goldpieees aud Washington we use some of the finest and most complete W eekly N ew sp aper ta tfca pnrfit made on it may go to sown good is a watery pulp protected by long par specimens of almost anything yon can rudeness. As «her rule togtther tuwaid a c rid , prints reg u larly 112 Columns, or sixteen w ith a small drill worked by steam rause. In ease you had really wanted allel strips ut tough, fihruus wotx], reach thn roud which my friim l was reeking power to tore cut the insides and then call to mind, but I wish to state, and I paKtfs. of News. L ite ra tu re and U eneral In fo r- ing from base to top, tbe whole covered what you liought you would have per atlon: also s nm cnlrtcent A g ric u ltu ra l aa<4 tbo facer recounted with grateful satis refill them w ith some base metal, being may remark incidentally that I come m haps bought it somewhoru else, and the with a thick, green skin which success H o rtic u ltu ra l D e partm en t. T h is ls one of the from Texas and fully realize tbe re greatest faction the many g< nd deed, performed Crowd of Citizens— W hat’s that? A very careful that they should weigh ex fu lly turns the sun's rays and prevents departm ents In any paper oa t k l a n gular trail»' thus salfi-rs from the loss hr the elder Lindley, het o f Ihi-ni all tho evaporation of the water within. Spanish flag? We It make short work actly the right amount when she had sponsibility I assume, that you are the Coast. E v e ry th in g w ritte n Is based on ex 1 f your custom. Iu ease of very l:irgo »he best to him w»»s that ref rtrifiited by of that house. B iff—smash— ? ? ?— 1 finished. This she accomplished by drill biggest liar who ever walked on Penn perience In the Coast States, not on Eastsra fairs, like the “ sanitary fairs" iu war- Where the sabuara gets this water is a men's knowledge of th eir own localities. I— ? ? aaonnd thrashing he had ooee rereived ing through Ihe milled edge of the coin, sylvania avenue." tinie», tin» cridnury local trad»» unques mystery, sin» e it grows iu tho driest of The good uatnred raconteur looked at the hand. < f this venerable m iniou- and then, after filling the hole, cover il SAMPLE COPY SENT FREE. tionably suffers, ja-rhaps for a whole places, where rains come, if they come at ary. For it appeared that this particular with a little c f the extracted gold. In very angry for a moment, but tbe ex p ar, and the roiumuiiity is thus imp».v- all, at almost yearly intervals. This pression of his face gradually mellowed B< rr m bis y c t i t b had I ecu sent to a this way she made $7.50 on every eagle erisiied to a degree iu one way so thut water, however, is of no uso to man, as nebeol tunpht by Lindley; that the it may 1>> h elp <| in other ways. and ubont $ib ou every doable eagle. into one of gentle reproach. He merely many a poor prospector has found to his Dutchman was noted for his size and Tho officials of tho secre t service say answered: sorrow. It is astringent aud hitter, serv For a great 11a ioual object this can ntn ugiii and hud bragged of his rapac “ I ain't anything of the kind. I'm a that this is the safest device ever ill- easily bo endured, nil bough, to lx- sun», ing only to increase thirst. ity to down h- teaeher, and L td a. tu photographer. ’'— Washington Star. vented for cheating tho treasury. Tlie Indians of the country—Apaches, w e nrver liave kiitsivn just what the illy sought tiiv <.|ipnrttiiiiiv by rifnslng Counterfeiting is very apt to run in regular dealer, thou.i-ht al out it. But Pimas, Papagoes, Marieopas—use tbe obedience. Hot lie »m u It urne»l that he t i r v s t i:s p p c M M c D > . families. This, of course, is natural. :»s straight, flexible |»oles which form the wit» 1 1 wo consider tin t th»' same thing bad made r, gt».-. mistake, for this ear- a father brings up his son <r daughter “ So yon want to marry my daughter, is iione to sola»»» xteut ill I half of every skeleton of tbe sabuara in the construc t i e n l i i r mi.S'iouiir? was also a not. d t ile to follow his profession. Women who eh? What are your expectations, young local or Mviariuu » nti rpriso, it is e v i tion of their huts. Liko the prickly Jete and pave iimt «tvh a hiding with a would otherwise be g»<xl are often led man?” dent that ll- c principle ot the affair is pi ar, the giaut cactus also bears a fruit b o llix It » U p that th eyrung giant mar- into thissort of crime by marrying men "W e expect to elope if yon refuse which grows on tho very tips of the par not quite satisfactory. esl for mercy 1 cfore the v»l o lf stdicol who carry ito n as n business. But some your consent to our marriage, aud wo f np|«iM-, for instance, that we wore ent stalk and its branches. This fruit And fot thia and eiluilnr ileids tin nil to agrix- for a siu<le year to have all is nearly the size and shape of a lieu's times it wo:ks tlie other w ay—women expect forgiveness when we get back B oer, lover', the cider I.iiiniev, .and llu- o u r ahix-s unit hats made by amateurs egg. Win u ripe, it is of a scarlet hue teach their husbands how to make false Then we expect yon to make us an a l partit ulm Boei v> uetalcd his memory. money. This is what happened when lowance, and w e expect it to be big "for .wes tch arity’s sake,” anil to have and splits »»pen into four lobes, disclos On the o retiu g In <|m<rion, w lan tin Ben Boyil married Mary Ackerman of enough to maintain ns both iu tbe lux a single church or liospital take tho ing a pulpy mass ul.ont tbo consistency tw o men were id tn t to part, tl' Botr, vain»* of them all. Then sweet charity of a tig uud till'd w ith minute black T h e C h ro n ic le U u l t f f i a i . Indiana. Her father was one of tli« ury my fature wife has been accustomed T H E C H R O N IC L .2 ra n k * w ith th * rr«at««t who had been n. uncivil nt first, lagged most Nticce»<fnl counterfeiters of his day, to at home.”—Omaha World-Herald. would make an appan nt gaiu no doubt, seed-,. The Mexicans aud Indians are newspapers In Ihe U nited State«. Lindley, w ith t* .ii~ in h l. eyes, to giant aud his daughter h id a thorongh ac hut u!l tli -on.iunry hatm.ikersiuid shoe- passionately fond of this frnit—aud so T H E C H R O N IC L E has no equal on the PaelSo The Boss (seven minutes later)— Ex- quaintance w ith tho art. Mrs. Boyd him a graat fuver for the sake of his O r n a m e n t a l, A l* o C a e fa l. t« * l. l l leads all In a b ility , enterprise ood nink» rs would starve. Or, if they did ar»» tin» birds. The former, if so fortu- cellent, excellent. H ere', an extra dol console ik n. “ Vonr father,'* said h e . Mrs. Snddenrich— What awful nice r.r«e. not starve, they would to support'd by uato ns to get ahead of their feathered lar to show yon that I appreciate sw ift carefully t.inght her husband all the se- ’•did tu e a w r v in s.i great that le a n T H E C H R O N IC L E 'S T e le » r*p h lc Re part* aew crets c f the trade, and he l»ccame one of spoons them are? tin ir kjudn il, who prim ps are not far rivals, take long poles nud knock the work.—New York Jonrual. th ' late«t and m u l rellnble. | i * I-ocal N a w » th« never repay it— h- guv»» vie tin w n n tlie rrost famous forgers of tho age. Dealer— Yes, madam. They are our fuAeet and rp trle *!. .-inn Its E d ito ria ls fro m tlw above lb staivu'.icn p. int th» niselv>»s, fruit from the top of the stalk. Tbe In fhraMhii g le v e r ) ad—lie savidm y . liar 1 r they would lx» supported by sweet dian squaws dry it uud prepare it into a They carried on iho business with very latest designs. ■blest pens In the rountry- V n a d e v llls in j. •rtcr, and I am n L m i n»an tialay, i ll irity, and the lu -t»onditinii of things dish resembling fig paste. such a high degree c f skill that they | Mrs, S.— Are they to cat frnit with? T H E C H R O N IC L E ho* a lw a m been, and a l- thanks to him. " The Gentleman In tho Bald W ig— were not capturesl for years, and when r oy* w ill be. the friend *r.d champion ot th« But there is 11 use to which the squaws Dealer—They nro souvenir spoons, p»' would lx- worse than the first. It is not pie. *s w a in * l caenblnatlon*. clique«, coe- My frau d »heirf.il! ;r<mi«»sl ft really the fuel that the evil» of society put the fruit which is net so commend Got that tbrend tied an m id your finger at last the secret service Hawkshaws did madam. porallone. or oppression* «nT kind. I t w ill b» grant Ibc r. »jc*-r, ¡ yzz!»t:s his In ad c* eau Is- greatly helped by dressing up able. It is pressed iu wide, sbnllow to help you remember something? run them down not a single counterfeit Mrs. S .—Gimme a dozen. Onr new ll,dependent In everythin», n eu tral In I The Gentieiiiuu With the Green plate, r.ote or coin was found iu their French cook makes elegant souvenir.— to what wan going to he raqiitr» d » I young girls prettily and having them haskets and tho juice collected in pot Whiskers—That is not a string It is a ,x>sscssion. liitu. Tlie B i. i teas mounted m -»n an When their house was New York Weekly. t . . ’. . - l u iiin y niiii give rather i n a r r ttrate tery ollas (o-yahsl, vessels of native oaoellent horse», whndi he jiize»i he- change at u baximr table. One day, p »r- manufacture. The ollas are then stored horsehair, to help mo rer.»tuber tbe svanlicd. $8,000 in gexxl money was mane.— lndianapoli. Journal. yood anything la» cw neil.. He dismount- fntind. Tins small amount was all the I n B outon. haiis, wh n the lav s i f trad»» arc lx tt< r iu a small room where a lire is kept -d , put the to il’s in l.m dley's hand ami un«l< rst»«xt w»» shall look at charity hnruiug until tin.» appi'iirauce of a white money they had accumulated during all A precocious child who had been at •beu ran aw«» info ton ti!.-.e> forest at P e a rs O o rts T so. their years o f crime. Of eonrse the offi fairs ns v.e n lriti y link at lotteries, froth on the surface of tho liquid iudi tending one cf tbe public kiudergartena »bough the devil w» m uffsr him. Hern w hi» h were oiks » n gan ’n l us oue of ihe cates that fermentation has coinmene»»d. Mamma— Flaying Indian is so rough. cers could net touch it. Afterward snfli fell from a ladder. w as no Indian g iv in g . Thia li»sr had lug! »“ f feiuis i t Hv-'iet charity, but It is then a stroug drink called “ tiz- Why are yon crying? Have they been cient evidence was oecured to convict Showing the United States, Dearialsx Her mother canght her up from the pot it o u te f the power of the Aunt iin.it which ure now prohibited by law .— w in ,” for which the Indians show a de scalping yon again? them, and they were sent to prison. ground iu terror, exclaiming: of Canada a . 1 Norther* « ) ilf f > to discover the urine or win ri al j.ita i t OTV O W K H I D E , 8potte«l Fan flier (alius W’illie i— X o , They bothf .armed to be run verted while plorable foudneaa. Iu former years tbe Harp« r's Bazar. “ Oh, darling! How did yon fall?" ♦he .trango giver. government always expected trouble mamma. Wo have been smoking tbe in stato prison, ami after their release “ Vertically, ” replied the child, w ith It i . a atory typical of the l ’»s r nt d settled in Chicago, where they nppar- from its red jirotcgoa in "tizw in time" pipe of i>earo.—Stray Stories V r b a n D e v e lo y o u e n t I n t h e S o u th . out a second's hesitation. — Boston < » X ’r i l K O T H K R SKHKL g e n e , te illustrate many apparent roi; ently lived aa honest life. and extraordinary precautions were tak- Globe. 'll!«» rural noutli. c»pcs tally in the old » n th o She H a * I Not, tradM tton. m uis u.itnre. lie does not A ca«e that annoyed the secret service t t \ C ek y V f c r A B l t l e f » r O n e r e a r , eu to hold tlie savages iu check during r s .ln y e p r « p a la a B n q p a . S bale Lngliehm» n in u> neral. He halts er p ort tuns, is, rronotnioally apnakiiig, those particular periods.—Detroit Free “ Have yon been married previously?" very mu< h w as that of s woman who A F ra g m e n t. fur front jwvigro-aiv«». uud wlutt was uuce »inly tlieiac who m »< iu t»i th-e it» u liis | nsked the license clerk. employed a clever dodge. She »went to n Press. A D O B ES S First Spanish General-—These dvna naliar quality of in»n ps n 1» imr.— "1 hi tit»» Mingle occupation of »lie aoutlicru “ Naw, ” said tin» yontigand blushing large ebop ft’id sclcetfd « valuable «hawl. mite shells of the enemy are terribly M. H . S . T O V W ® , g» utli-inaii is now th»* lust thut he would T l io A l l i g a t o r * . D i n n e r U a u r . B utch Feeling Toward Etigluud." I»y Proprietor S F. ChronMdx. candidate, “ but paw be says be thiuks To pay tor this she han»)»d the clerk a demoralizing to the most perfectly voliintiinly useutii»». In iho rich valley («AN FR A N C lB O a C A I. Boaltney Bigelow , in Harper*. Mrq;a Miss \ era t »mild of Thirty-ninth ami 1 am gi'ttmg married tco previously United Stab , treasury note fo r $1,000 trained troops. Were yonr men collect olid «11 lltc grazing hiiulx ( f muthweat bine». He took the money and disappeared, not ed under the fire? Baring streets has a pet alligator which now. ” —Indianapolis Journal. Yiixiuiu. in |utrt 1 of <i»'«rgiantid in the returning for »»vend minut.-s When lie was e»i»ut to her from Florida Sine« the Second Spanish General— Not very bine gnis.» 0 gt»> 1 of T r i m » s-»e f.inm ug R h I aa . cam » bark, she asked him why he had Er—most of them were collected after l»uys f.tirly, iiw.iiy to ih»> greiitei» thrift arrival of the alligator, which is atiuiit Ptrn.-es tioa't I !». “ It is a p»s»r ru le.” quoted the man kept her waiting, and he confessed that ward in very small pieces— Ally Sloper. IS inches long. Miss Gould inourus the i It -I -» w’l tik e of the inhabitant 1 and t > the f» rtil.ty of loss of a pet kitten, and tlicreby hangs a who lacks originality, “ that wou't he h t»l taken tbe bill to » hank rear l»y f much k o m <l,c th«» noil. but. on th ■ whole, th - progrea. work both ways. ” to he sure that it was good. Sho pre- E clip sed . . o f m uthi tn.ities of th»» n»»w south, like thut < f t i c rent »if talo. Mr. Alligator usually receives the "Shucks,’’ raid the practical man, tended to be very angry .u d oai.i that | f»i figure out thr best of attention and utter a good s»{iiur«' “ Yes. her picture was in the pap»r the »eiuntry. «»»rtumly bin not t..k 1 1 this f.e tr about that ■'there are lots of rules that won t work she wonld rot buy th»» ultavvl c:i anv ac all right, but yon never saw a madder It is tiirotigli it» urhuu ilc- nival is ut peace w ith the world, dot d i r ad disease — dinctiou. count and walked out, of the »hrijv A woman in yonr life." either way. ”—Town Topic».* I - rrlopuK-ut only thut fix» mctioii bus ing iu his tank until mealtime comes co u s u t n p t i o n . little later in the day she returned and again The tank is located iu the d in Ststiaticiar.s long ja-itlv earned its -sdiriqui t. “ Didn’t sbe want it there?” K a lre m * W«-**ars*. »aul that as she could not find any ether Xl|o ih-nion-ttxu-d “ Of course she warned it there, but N* tv cities like Hounok»'. V o ., have ing room, aud tho other day his midday that o a r seventh “ Dr Pik»r must be bard op for sur shawl tlist suited her as w ell iu the l»u al was furgotteu—that is, forgotteu they pnt her on the same page with a o f all the deaths sprung tip on ground that 20 yearn ago gical practice. ” ether shops she had decided to take it in «.'hiistenslom w us pnn-vlrd into farms. Ant helium by ev. rybodv except tbe alligator. He ua»al hero. “ —Cleveland Plain Dealer "W hat makes you thiek no?” i:i spite of th»-insult off.»red her. She prov»»«i. however, that ho was not en each year mav be villugi . have Isconie large citlca, us iu i - . ’. r . ’ V " ? ' ' > • • '» » ' - . • ■ i f gave him the $1,00«) bill, and, getting ' - s a fe ly a ttn b u trd “ He ha. bought his owu children a 111»» case of Atlanta anil l'hattan<x>ga. tirely dependent upon others wh»»u his D iffe re n t K u le . 0» »oti-uniption and «Hied the shawl and the change, left the shop billygoat. Chicago Bec»-r»L appetite was assailed. iB*ea*ca. «>ld towns like Xashvill« ami Kielimoinl ' H ik e to pay as I gre” «aid Collar- Tlie owucr of the shop afterward discov About 3 o'clock iu tlie afternoon Miss There is an almost certain have taken a fiv-di lease of life and lx», box boastfully. .< Mmaller Orb* THE MccM X company , ¡' ered that the note he finally accepted cute and a positive prevent Gould lieurd a series of feline yells is- "Don t doubt it." said the landlord lv»» for this fatal disease if »xinic rich nnd progr ssivc. A t n w rail- sniug from tho kitchen, and ou appear "H e says that he suffers from tlie ef was a counterfeit Tlie first bill had ’331« I«» « Hit, »tre,t . f t „ , , rUf ta k i n tn tinie Tlie store »-f load lias tiiiul»» th«» f,»rttui»»of this pltMM*, as he cheeked eff the name on the regis fects of a suustroke iu Imlia years ago ” been good, hut on her return she gave RfSN N Ay*,, >e s»hat it w ill do is told in the a new l«xtil»> »>r oth»r industry ha. ing mi the scene she was p»»rf»vtly b.ir- • ’ 9 1 ¡t th Ave Chi earn, "W ell, from tbe way he make. lov. him the false one, which w as a won ter. »' But in this hotel without baggage "folloiviiig letter '«3« Market 5t cuitiasl th»» growth of that. And all thia rified at what met her gaze There on Francisca. to the girls, 1 thought be was moon derfully clever imitation. The rem t yon pay in advance. "—Town Topics. Atwait Isvo a n d s h a ll veers progissss has bts-udna to»hc als<liti»u of the fl, 1» was her pet alligator vainly struck. ’— Vim. agi w hen I seaa at F la t I,iek «rrviee was much agitated ahout this eudcavoriiig to get tbe lu»t»»l of u kitten Ky w rites J W Jordan .luvcry and to tin» destruction of prop- H im . ■ml several » there of the $ 1 .0 0 0 bill« W Cor tan w ’on. 1 k , I seaa tahea seah rrtyeauMxl by the civil war The «>nth- iu hla month, w hile the mother of the "The war has developed John's ■«sere pains I . th s -s t. afte r w h a h I l « y u i iu Not a a (M IW L which tu n e d np, but they have aince victim was prrobed o n th»> back of the ■pit up W o o l .ovd u « s also tnoubleU w ith nich i »nn r » f tlie la-t lid year, lias simply err wooderfally. ” captured the platca. " You threw a boot at your wife. ” ■ s tra ta I was so - n.o w tru l.U th at | eouUI had to work in on!» r to lire, and like alligator, claw ing and biting it in a vi- “ In what way?* b a r tie stalk t» *if a »m 'r at i s s r an .I if I «.a th r “ Well, ahe threw her jn w at ma ” Practically every gang c f counterfeit- After rescuing the k it least bit w e a n e d I w ould h a re an e lta r k <»f lit»» r> ft of th»» world, ho has pief rr» »1 lio n s manner. “ He can sing four lines of t h e ’ ‘tir “ Yea but everybody kuiw» how e re ev<r arre sted has hod women ass»- p b lh ie ir laatb m « s-ul a im .a t d ir fo r about two Í » ’ • » « « ,I M s g .itn « r . Wi.hJ w th»» town to tho country.— W. P. Trent ten and chasing the other pel into bis e r a b le r Ire s | telaUeU I., I r y Or K V fiatra. In the efteo of the secret service hpangled Banner' almost correctly ab»>le Miss Gould discovered that »he woman th r o w s” - Chicago Record. iu Atlantic. Fvrrvr aa.l ’ r e in t r .l m e ease to b ltn H r w rote Cleveland Plain Dealer ». 1 ■•■»*'»« ta»-«» I . •„ , , S; in Washington there is n large frame, t ear that I -»1 d la ir * b i. Gul.ten VIr.heal lb s was minus a kitten aud concluded that if ... ' «-"-»ri ' “»*•>-I» S caevre 1 '»rva»» »»sine It and nsrsl a t .*u ( sis W a r T e ru t. f,et square, tilled w ith the photographs I X V a f r l* ” ................. - S ; the iiuugry alligator bad uatvu it It battles. I In can tn see ib a l it was b e lfa n g me A r r o t l a c t o f (» c o d W o r k , S t i ll L iv in g , N ra Wallace — An und begging of women who have cither made or •o cowcbserd as» .c o iin n e its nsr I d».l <1 am i wne afUrwurd necessary to keep tbe "I see a Utah mau has risked hi* h ave i« :|» t.o r d >s»ih ta s lrrn g tb aud in weight M is. Marian Cowan, a registered mother cat iu tbe cellar, assb eattem p t■ again «re yon? pasreil false inoccy. M malranst always I I I have are bed the phthisic nor ap it up aay « m t ’, pharmacist of Lyuu. Maas., is the only i \ rry Patettic (salutingi— Ne» mam. employ th- r w ives cr »iangkten ftw the to paint ’Remember the Main»" ». M ood siner Iasi - [.n a g " e»l several tim e, t-i wreak vengeance on j¡ I Mr M çf a i i up »,0 the face of a great cliff " wiunan wh»» h«« read a paper before the ( v r . . g m g - f i l i c i anali En» tun er purp»wetf •sixiviiig'' tlRirrounterfeits. T h ia great i r m r d y l»r P ie rre '» (lo td e n a: U ’ t».,ftW .4,h?f ¿ew the destroyer o f her fam ily.— Exchange. “ What of it? Yon didn't »nppe* At the ic M e d ic a l I»»«co»rery cares <iX per cen t <if Fiinnnacetitit-al amociatum. —-lYaahingt.-u Pus». H l l l a l a l u ' » D a l e k U w trla w a t. for 1» w»»re all dead yet, did vein a ll la ry o g ia l b ro n c h ia l, th ro a t and kindr»-d cent annual nnrting at Grvcntli»lil ah»> affectio ns ivbK 'b. i f nrglccteal lead a p to The Frenchman— Ah. bot yonr lan Clitcag», P,,» l «»t l i s t T re es l a th e S p rla g . read a |«per, entitled “ Mimiaeopio Ex- W illful Wilh< liuiiiA of Holland has « w s u n . p t ion It s in -a g th e n s th e stom ach amluatiou of Katin.l.i ami Fuwtlerod « t a fashion for s» rprat onmnMnta guagv», I never coatjirebeud it perfect 1 Spring is a better tim e t ) a A tree« an d m akes th e a p p e tite k e e a and h r i f t i Dada TtlMW I W ork. »iu«s- her visit to Faris But so far the teil zc little mee» she la as playful as re than fall, Newnse at that reaaoa tree, are I : invigorate»- ’. h e l i t e r aud ai»ia t h r n a tu ra l Elin." H. M. Wlntu.-y »»f Andover, p r o c e -a e s o f secretion a n d r a r r r l i o n 11 president of the National .««uciatnia, Mr. l.'ixoe— Then an do«': French jew elers have no» suececded in Mtlen. and »he «unie sa Gixid 1 tell beginnnig to grow and w ill, th»i*fere. 1» here m akes t h r a s s im ila tio n o f t h r food p e rfec t •wnrthMl prai«' t<> M ias t'o»v.i»i ami a»l»l im itating the superb Dutch bcirlianu le nioibalru ohe remimi uw »,f m cat be in acandithia to rewjiomi UK»re readi in foreign servants? l l i« t h r g ir a t b lo o d m a k e r an»l Aerh frisky, «ml— ugb ' die turo her lack <wi ly to tre at mi nt, w hile in fall they are •Mr. T a riff-W ith a wife* „„1 b n iid e i H o n r s l dea le rs aril) not u rg e you to «d that ahe was a prodnvt of th g»xsl which tin» young quce'i wur»» among tin» three ¡ , t a k e a s u b -: lu te aa» ! to h r " ju s t as gixid ' W»>rfc dune at the stale colloj»,. id phor- t lr r a iit her tins «it. The beroi of this me autl i, am shown re dour —Ally unlikely io retab'ish thc'urelvra bi ft»»» grenvn dwughtet«? NU| »te in Sloper b i r d tor D r b ie r r e 'a C o m m o n Sense ■uacy. S r i ™ . ru J ” * « « 1 eueouragiug boi i rja iit is a single large diamoiai out in cold weatl.«»r ret« in. Fre-rerve tlie reefs industry —p r. •kiyn M r d u a l A d v is e r. i-'.M : Kudos»- »» one th |»rop» r f»mu. Tlie laxly and tail «re to the fuiirat {sreible extent and >lo not Life. A» KfV><ti«e Color ferlkex n e a t stam ps to c o v e t m o ilin g '• o h . t»> th e C. ata M refer* pliant, being »»mttawed of tiny. Invisi W o rld s D i m rn s a te M e d ic a l Aseos ia lio n , »fcffwatiax. — * « k ta g • n • Staine. 1 he XX oral X «1. .Magistral»— Is it not a fa.-« that you disturb the tree uutil after it has ripen sr ¿emt erra it«, Jtrvt rea rere «* B uffalo, X V , fwt s pap r r o s e m l r o p e ble annie». and are «boat five mciiea b-at Tuur wtfa until sbe was black ami ed an<i has shed its fntiage. If tbe rex Is “ H ow ¿i,¿ ,k ( i,, " H e 1« a gold brick. i»n ( be»’“ Ct»Kh btii-tU ig ter, r e a ls e a t r a ll ta r** Its u ia ra t , ’ u » t u »»voa t sovxt, long They are atnpesi w ith rtihi»-» ami are »»ut away, n« they almost invariably oaf?" bln«»? a thouaa-sd pog»- ‘arok w ith o v e r seven “ He is wurw than a gold bock- Say, la twreu tho stripea gt-tns o f luauy col are ia apjiug planting, be sure to rut h u n d re d iiltM tra U u a a f o i m r t lv solsl for “ Distanced. ” Fn-rmcr (proudly i— Yew your honor. lie*. ■ t*pai«i»h 1« tnl ’ —New Y».rk Jonr- or* t»»rm the pattern »•( tbe reqient's *» au h o t lim it e d lit a e can be had “ Blauie it ! I thanks t«> my betug iu the pink <4 coo book the top proportionately — Ehen ■______ *.T.g* T LAwytRB. Hood’s P ills K LEAPING RAPER! OF THE A»’ ÄCIFIC CHRONICLE T H Only E D A I t_ Y Postai« FaiA, $6?70 The Weekly Chronicle $ 1 . 5 0 HEW D3 YJU WANT THE CHRONICLE Reversible Map? 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