A Terrible Accident.
A FRIGHTENED TEAM OF HORSES
RUNSAW AY.
D ashes into a P receding C onveyance in the Road
and a Young Lady is Seriously Injured.
BLOSSOM T IM E .
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H IS JO B S A V E D .
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High abort« in the cherry •
Th<.
a*o holding a jubilee.
The time ;« May, a:i<l the ir»a?a ebb**"!.
And :l»e a ir ia sweet u ith the rare pi rfuroo.
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‘•We need not wait for the fruit to grow,"
The I««« ham busily as they go.
“ The tdosNCMi» ar» sweot, and the wjnd ta sly.
Kt» loves to aentter them by and by.
H j 4’i at-ove, 'nong the blosaoma gay.
The l«eos pre gathering awoets I ’xJay.
And Rohm wisely shako* Ills head,
“ They re welcome; I 11 wait for the cherrtaa
rod!'*
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—Agne* L *rrh U itc h ill in Ht. Xirhnlaa.
THE
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G IA N T C A C T U S .
VZesIcbns a a .l In d ia n s b fa k « M a n y Tse* nt
• he V'gly P la n t.
A
FEM ALE MEMBER.
h'r'nn the .-tdroca/e, Qretilinc, O.
Prol»««lily there ia n«»i a single incident re- the attention o f (lie other members of the
m aiuine more vivid in the m ind' of the p< o> family, and mamma suggested 1 aliould have
ide in thia i«*ea!iiv, than »he acrid* fit which a box at once.
Ire fell Mita T: oiiie ThoiiKHi, n youag hi«ly , “ O f course I was nnxiout to get well and
pearly twenty years «»hl, residing alxtui three a box of these pills n iu secured ami tried.
jnilcfc wcm .»f flits city, while out ridiug <>ne When 1 hnd taken the pills one week 1
day in May. I*«M.
bi mtiversation with a noticed an improvement in my condition.
friei «1, ree^ntly. M io Tlxmiatt told tlie story A better color came in my face i ml lips, I
<Urf!eert»in;« thi> horrible affair and tlte results bccuine stronger, hud an increased nppeiite
frt»m it.
j and the dizriiieMi in my head na< relieved.
Sh«-»si<l: “ I was working in a d resaw ak-
“ 1 had often read o f these pills bur gave
1tifi t vUii»)ieinii«-pt in <«alion. < >hio and one no attention to them until the day I procured
day while «mt riding wirli my friend«, we my first box. Since then I have taken twelve
were «»ven»ke»i by a learn o f runaway h<»r.«ea, Isixeii and have I wen grenily relieved.
My
ao<l the carriage in whl>*h 1 wns riding wi.a blood is in a belter condition, I have gained
badly wracked aud 1 « in thrown out, receiv- in flesh and my entire system has l»e< n built
in g a hftr i inti
up.
I mod eertainlv recommend I»r. W il-
“ I was taken to my Imine, ami a physician liams* Pink Pills for Pule People to any one
was called and np*m examination told me troubled with kidney complaint.*’
that my right kidney hud been aflwte»,. lie
A ll the elements necessary to give new life
ve nv> medicines whh'ti relieve«! me some, and richness to the blood ami restore shuttered
t wbl< h m ver helped me us they should.
nerves nre contained, in n condensed form, in
'* I was weak at d whenever I attempted l»r. W illiam s' Pink Pills for Pale People.
to do light work &lg»nt tin- hous«*. I would They ure an nnlailiugspecific for such diaeiiM»
Itecome prosi nitrii.
I was very dizzy and as loeomotor ataxiu, partial paralysis, St.Vitus*
freapently pains won hi dar; through my dance, eristics. neuralgia, rheumatism, nerv­
hack in an tudes«-ril»alde manner. In fuel, ous headache. the after effects o f lu grippe,
cay whole coiiatirulioo w a s a rte . te d .
L had
palpitation o f the heart, pah- and sallow com­
a very oabow comyd* thin with xetiiiiigJy no plexion«. si) forms of weakness either in mole
color in my fir e ;:t all.
or female, ai d n il diseases resulting from v iti­
•* I remarne«} in that r.i di lion for over two ated htimora in the blood. D r W illiam s’ Pink
ears and n •th in g seem ed to relieve tue. 1 Pills ur« bold by nil dealers, or w ill be sent
appened to rea*I in « paper how some pen- po-t ¡slid oil receipt of price, 60 cents a l»ox,
p i« hod been cured by the u%- o f H r. W il- or six loxes for $*2.50—(they arc never sold in
!»«••••’ Pink Pills tor Pule People. One enee bulk or by the 100) by addressing D r. W illiam ^
deaeri bed was sim ilar to mine, and I « ailed Medicine Company, Schenectady, h . Y .
JU ST
HOME
FRO M
CUBA.
H ead ach e
U i< Start«« W h ic h Ih e R e tn ro e d W a a d e rs r
Is often a warning that the liver Is
Southern New Mexico aud Arizona
T a ld H I* F rie n d *.
E VER Y GANG OF C O U N T E R F E IT E R S
torpid or Inactive. More serious
end southwestern Texas embrace a re­
“ I bad a mighty interesting time in
troubles may follow. For a prompt,
MAS C O N T A IN E D A W O M A N .
gion totally unlike any other stx-tion of
Cuba, " said tbe man whose head was
efficient cure of Headache and all
the United States. This portion of our
liver
troubles, take
divided from the back of his neck by
country bears evidence of its -Mexican
Gee! Tli’ bow says Gi built thot I t 1» a W ra h u rM t o f th e S rx, an ti T h r y A re a thick fringo of hair.
origin in its swarthy population and its shanty all wrong, an unless Oi tears it
F r n iu c n t ly V e ry C le v e r— Some o f tho
“ Were yon with the army?" inquired
low built “ adobo” houses, w hile its down in an hour, w'ich is impossible,
VVarnro W h o lia v e B een C onvicted ot a commercial traveler who bad tilted
While they rouse the liver, restore
bleak mountains, hiding treasures of Oi’II lose me job.
full, regular action of the bowels,
bis chair against a tree just outside the
M a k in g an d P antin g »»Queer»* M o a e y.
they do not gripe or pain, do not
precious metal, and its sandy deserts,
hotel.
Irritate or Inflame the internal organs,
Women have a weakness for counter­
among whose greusewood and mesqnite
“ Of course,'' replied the first speaker,
but have a positive tonic effect. 25c.
hashes live the poisououg turantnla, tho
feiting. The first person ever executed »preadiug his feet apart and swaying
at all druggists or by mail of
venomous ruttiesuako anil tho stinging
C. 1. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass,
for that crime was n woman. She was backward and forward. “ That’s what
scorpion, seem but part and parcel of onr
an English woman named Barbara Spen- made it exciting. ’*
sister republic on the sonth.
“ I didn't see yon mentioned in any
, cer and was pnt to death in 1721 for
That which Ftrikes the traveler most
of the reports," remarked the person
mak
ng
false
shillings.
She
was
stran­
forcibly, however, in jonrneying through
gled and burned at the stake. Curiously who is always making an effort to hum-
the aiiudy wastes is the wonderful lu xu ­
enough, her accomplices wen» acquitted. hie somebody 's pride.
riance of tho cactus fam ily, which ap­
“ Oh, I've lieen mentioned in a lot of
Nancy Kidd was oue of the most re­ them,” was the genial reply. “ People
pears to grow everywhere, the low ly
markable female counterfeiters ever who know anything about such matters
cholla (choyyak), the recdliko oculilla
known in this eonntry. She belonged to admit that some of the best work of the
(o-kah lee-yah) and that unsightly i
a fam ily c f noted forgers. She carried campaign was done by me. Oue of the
giaut, the great sahnaratsch-wali-rahj.
on her nefarious trade for more than 30
The drier the sand nud the hotter the
best things I did was to take two Span­
5 ^
years in Chicago, and w as arrested there
sun the better the cactus seems to flour­
ish officers aud seven privates. ”
many times. On one c f these occasions
ish. On some mountain sides the cindlus
“ All by yourself?”
a lot of f-^ber paper was discovered on
grow» so thick one cannot pass through
Ì
“ Certainly. I didn't have a bit of as­
her person. The government officials
them, so fierce are tlie sharp spines of
sistance. The next day I went out and
w»»re completely at a loss to know how
tho cholla “ balls. " Curved at their cuds
she had obtnined this. Finally she eon took a lot of cavalrymen. ”
like fishhooks, these little spines pierce
“ How many?" iuqnired tbe skeptic,
fessed that a chemical solution had been
leather and fasten ui«in the skin of the
A
scheme,
begorry!
Oi'll
just
make
whose face showed traces of mingled
4
used
to
wash
the
faces
of
the
notes
and
foot,
causing
tho
most
intense
pain.
a
Spanish
flag
ami
nail
it
on
the
roof.
W axTK D — s a v K a v L T K V 'T e o a T n v ra a > o g » l s
make them perfectly clean. Thus she surprise and suspicion.
Bough and repulsive as these variant»
T H E BOER AT H O M E .
Ib is stste l.» niMiin&e u ur t-, . ¡ e . . . i .: ib e ir <>s 11
“ Oh, I didn't stop to count ’em .”
a n d la -s rlir r»nin<ips. I I i irts ii 1» ..¡Ile«, »»ori» kinds of cactus are, however, yet a use
was iu the habit of taking f 1 bills and
lo lu e ir il a l b ein e
-alu»»
- u a i a li t P.«» ih
“ Didn’t yon get wounded?” asked
Hy n a il,
H . [>•*> ;."ut I’a t. Ail t : i i « l l . l i n i e n , O ld ) e»
changing tliem into larger denomina
.visir a n d e xp eo tes—C eA idt... h -.n atide. no m o n ­ has been found for most of them. A ftei
tbe man who was leaning against the
f ie ld , o f T liv iii.
ne leu», -ala r»
M o n tb iv F'» Kiiereue»-
Un- treating the stem sof some of the smaller
tionx.
Tho
government
authorities
re
i»»lt-a<l<1r»».issl -ta u ifs s l en volois-, H e rb e rt
Bryant Lfndit-v met u B,s»r mid asked i-las»
; leased her in return for this valuable tree.
varieties furniture is mannfactnrtd
E. Iltsi», P ro s i., Iie p l. M. Chicago
a t o .
"Once or twice I got a little scratch
f h i n a » , lie re »si vid a surly aiiswt t
from them—eiiairs, tables and other
1 information aud for telling them what
W h ic h I1C M .JIII. ll In
to il l« ill v i l ! - ’
’ the solution was. However, they had —snch as a man is always liable to
smull
articles.
The
tall,
graceful
stems
C H A R I T Y F A IR S .
Open this to pre.tested angrily, and tin
her shadowed by detectives aud finally when he is knocked around in that
< f the ix-alilla are gathered aud woven
Boer re jo in .,1 in m uni bad liincor* A
,
canght
her with $17,000 worth of coun- way. Tbe next thing I did after I got
into
fences,
w
hile
the
wgjrd,
uncouth
A n A r g u m e n t t o flh o w W h y T l i r y ¿ h o n td
ltugtb tlm liner »bin lid , “ Whnt's y, u
:
terfeit
money
in a box. She was found throngh with the cavalrymen was to
aabnara
is
put
to
a
number
of
nseswhioh
Li«j .Suppresseet.
name a n y w a y m i d when he heard il
gnilty
upon
seven
different indictments take a lot of commissary wagons be­
Charity has been eleflned as this state w ill rvquiro a more detailed description.
Greatest Weekly is the U n tr y ,
b i. manner altered at run,», aim lie . r
for counterfeiting aud was sentenced to longing to tbe Spanish, and I followed
The sabuara, easily tbe king of the
if tilings: That so soon as A is in tron-
claimed, “ What, and an you the r o t i ( I
, eight years in the state prison, where that up by taking a castle on the morn­
cactus family, is jiecnliar to Arizona, its
hle
B
begins
to
oonsidcr
what
C
ought
ing of the next day, and a fort in the
•bo great A i i i 'r - 'r ii n missinnury Oauie,
she finally died.
to do for him. A ll charitable fairs, for Anted columns, w itli its gaunt, upward
afternoon."
Lindley?” Mr frirnd gladly plendtd
Oue
of
the
cleverest
tricks
ever
played
growing
arms,
covering
tho
deserts
iu
instaue»», am based on this principle.
“ Mister,” said the disagreeable man (Tnrludinx posts«») to any p a rt of ths U a tta d
guilty to this charge, mid the surly
on Uncle Sam was invented by a woman
Yon go aad buy soiucthing which yen some places like a veritable forest. It
slowly and with indignation, “ here iu States. C anada and Mexico.
B o e r te en sn e a t c n e e She most law) liable
who
lived
iu
Philadelphia.
Her
plan
is
often
20
feet
iu
height,
and
its
heart
T H E W B E K L Y C H R O N IC U B . the b rl«h test
prolsihly do cot wont iu order that the
friend and 1 »egg'd forgiven,«» for bin
was to take $10 uud $20 goldpieees aud Washington we use some of the finest and most complete W eekly N ew sp aper ta tfca
pnrfit made on it may go to sown good is a watery pulp protected by long par­
specimens
of
almost
anything
yon
can
rudeness. As «her rule togtther tuwaid
a
c
rid , prints reg u larly 112 Columns, or sixteen
w
ith
a
small
drill
worked
by
steam
rause. In ease you had really wanted allel strips ut tough, fihruus wotx], reach­
thn roud which my friim l was reeking
power to tore cut the insides and then call to mind, but I wish to state, and I paKtfs. of News. L ite ra tu re and U eneral In fo r-
ing from base to top, tbe whole covered
what
you
liought
you
would
have
per­
atlon: also s nm cnlrtcent A g ric u ltu ra l aa<4
tbo facer recounted with grateful satis
refill them w ith some base metal, being may remark incidentally that I come m
haps bought it somewhoru else, and the with a thick, green skin which success­
H o rtic u ltu ra l D e partm en t. T h is ls one of the
from Texas and fully realize tbe re­ greatest
faction the many g< nd deed, performed
Crowd
of
Citizens—
W
hat’s
that?
A
very
careful
that
they
should
weigh
ex­
fu
lly
turns
the
sun's
rays
and
prevents
departm ents In any paper oa t k l a
n gular trail»' thus salfi-rs from the loss
hr the elder Lindley, het o f Ihi-ni all
tho evaporation of the water within. Spanish flag? We It make short work actly the right amount when she had sponsibility I assume, that you are the Coast. E v e ry th in g w ritte n Is based on ex­
1
f
your
custom.
Iu
ease
of
very
l:irgo
»he best to him w»»s that ref rtrifiited by
of that house. B iff—smash— ? ? ?— 1 finished. This she accomplished by drill­ biggest liar who ever walked on Penn­ perience In the Coast States, not on Eastsra
fairs, like the “ sanitary fairs" iu war- Where the sabuara gets this water is a
men's knowledge of th eir own localities.
I— ? ?
aaonnd thrashing he had ooee rereived
ing through Ihe milled edge of the coin, sylvania avenue."
tinie», tin» cridnury local trad»» unques­ mystery, sin» e it grows iu tho driest of
The
good
uatnred
raconteur
looked
at the hand. < f this venerable m iniou-
and
then,
after
filling
the
hole,
cover
il
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tionably suffers, ja-rhaps for a whole places, where rains come, if they come at
ary. For it appeared that this particular
with a little c f the extracted gold. In very angry for a moment, but tbe ex­
p ar, and the roiumuiiity is thus imp».v- all, at almost yearly intervals. This
pression
of
his
face
gradually
mellowed
B< rr m bis y c t i t b had I ecu sent to a
this way she made $7.50 on every eagle
erisiied to a degree iu one way so thut water, however, is of no uso to man, as
nebeol tunpht by Lindley; that the it may 1>> h elp <| in other ways.
and ubont $ib ou every doable eagle. into one of gentle reproach. He merely
many a poor prospector has found to his
Dutchman was noted for his size and
Tho
officials of tho secre t service say answered:
sorrow.
It
is
astringent
aud
hitter,
serv­
For a great 11a ioual object this can
ntn ugiii and hud bragged of his rapac­
“ I ain't anything of the kind. I'm a
that this is the safest device ever ill-
easily bo endured, nil bough, to lx- sun», ing only to increase thirst.
ity to down h- teaeher, and L td a. tu
photographer. ’'— Washington Star.
vented for cheating tho treasury.
Tlie Indians of the country—Apaches,
w e nrver liave kiitsivn just what the
illy sought tiiv <.|ipnrttiiiiiv by rifnslng
Counterfeiting is very apt to run in
regular dealer, thou.i-ht al out it. But Pimas, Papagoes, Marieopas—use tbe
obedience. Hot lie »m u It urne»l that he
t i r v s t i:s p p c M M c D > .
families. This, of course, is natural. :»s
straight, flexible |»oles which form the
wit»
1
1
wo
consider
tin
t
th»'
same
thing
bad made r, gt».-. mistake, for this ear-
a father brings up his son <r daughter
“ So yon want to marry my daughter,
is iione to sola»»» xteut ill I half of every skeleton of tbe sabuara in the construc­
t i e n l i i r mi.S'iouiir? was also a not. d t ile
to follow his profession. Women who eh? What are your expectations, young
local or Mviariuu » nti rpriso, it is e v i­ tion of their huts. Liko the prickly
Jete and pave iimt «tvh a hiding with a
would otherwise be g»<xl are often led man?”
dent that ll- c principle ot the affair is pi ar, the giaut cactus also bears a fruit
b o llix It » U p that th eyrung giant mar-
into thissort of crime by marrying men
"W e expect to elope if yon refuse
which grows on tho very tips of the par­
not quite satisfactory.
esl for mercy 1 cfore the v»l o lf stdicol
who carry ito n as n business. But some­ your consent to our marriage, aud wo
f np|«iM-, for instance, that we wore ent stalk and its branches. This fruit
And fot thia and eiluilnr ileids tin nil to agrix- for a siu<le year to have all is nearly the size and shape of a lieu's
times it wo:ks tlie other w ay—women expect forgiveness when we get back
B oer, lover', the cider I.iiiniev, .and llu- o u r ahix-s unit hats made by amateurs egg. Win u ripe, it is of a scarlet hue
teach their husbands how to make false Then we expect yon to make us an a l­
partit ulm Boei v> uetalcd his memory.
money. This is what happened when lowance, and w e expect it to be big
"for .wes tch arity’s sake,” anil to have and splits »»pen into four lobes, disclos­
On the o retiu g In <|m<rion, w lan tin
Ben Boyil married Mary Ackerman of enough to maintain ns both iu tbe lux­
a single church or liospital take tho ing a pulpy mass ul.ont tbo consistency
tw o men were id tn t to part, tl' Botr, vain»* of them all. Then sweet charity of a tig uud till'd w ith minute black
T h e C h ro n ic le U u l t f f i a i .
Indiana. Her father was one of tli« ury my fature wife has been accustomed
T H E C H R O N IC L .2 ra n k * w ith th * rr«at««t
who had been n. uncivil nt first, lagged
most Nticce»<fnl counterfeiters of his day, to at home.”—Omaha World-Herald.
would make an appan nt gaiu no doubt, seed-,. The Mexicans aud Indians are
newspapers
In Ihe U nited State«.
Lindley, w ith t* .ii~ in h l. eyes, to giant
aud his daughter h id a thorongh ac­
hut u!l tli -on.iunry hatm.ikersiuid shoe- passionately fond of this frnit—aud so
T H E C H R O N IC L E has no equal on the PaelSo
The Boss (seven minutes later)— Ex- quaintance w ith tho art. Mrs. Boyd
him a graat fuver for the sake of his
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n
a
m
e
n
t
a
l,
A
l*
o
C
a
e
fa
l.
t« * l.
l l leads all In a b ility , enterprise ood
nink» rs would starve. Or, if they did ar»» tin» birds. The former, if so fortu- cellent, excellent. H ere', an extra dol­
console ik n. “ Vonr father,'* said h e .
Mrs. Snddenrich— What awful nice r.r«e.
not starve, they would to support'd by uato ns to get ahead of their feathered lar to show yon that I appreciate sw ift carefully t.inght her husband all the se-
’•did tu e a w r v in s.i great that le a n
T
H
E
C
H R O N IC L E 'S T e le » r*p h lc Re part* aew
crets c f the trade, and he l»ccame one of spoons them are?
tin ir kjudn il, who prim ps are not far rivals, take long poles nud knock the work.—New York Jonrual.
th ' late«t and m u l rellnble. | i * I-ocal N a w » th«
never repay it— h- guv»» vie tin w n n
tlie rrost famous forgers of tho age.
Dealer— Yes, madam. They are our fuAeet and rp trle *!. .-inn Its E d ito ria ls fro m tlw
above lb staivu'.icn p. int th» niselv>»s, fruit from the top of the stalk. Tbe In­
fhraMhii g le v e r ) ad—lie savidm y . liar 1 r they would lx» supported by sweet dian squaws dry it uud prepare it into a
They carried on iho business with very latest designs.
■blest pens In the rountry-
V n a d e v llls in j.
•rtcr, and I am n L m i n»an tialay, i ll irity, and the lu -t»onditinii of things dish resembling fig paste.
such a high degree c f skill that they | Mrs, S.— Are they to cat frnit with?
T H E C H R O N IC L E ho* a lw a m been, and a l-
thanks to him. "
The Gentleman In tho Bald W ig— were not capturesl for years, and when
r oy* w ill be. the friend *r.d champion ot th«
But there is 11 use to which the squaws
Dealer—They nro souvenir spoons, p»'
would lx- worse than the first. It is not
pie. *s w a in * l caenblnatlon*. clique«, coe-
My frau d »heirf.il! ;r<mi«»sl ft really the fuel that the evil» of society put the fruit which is net so commend­ Got that tbrend tied an m id your finger at last the secret service Hawkshaws did madam.
porallone. or oppression*
«nT kind. I t w ill b»
grant Ibc r. »jc*-r, ¡ yzz!»t:s his In ad c* eau Is- greatly helped by dressing up able. It is pressed iu wide, sbnllow to help you remember something?
run them down not a single counterfeit
Mrs. S .—Gimme a dozen. Onr new ll,dependent In everythin», n eu tral In I
The Gentieiiiuu With the Green plate, r.ote or coin was found iu their French cook makes elegant souvenir.—
to what wan going to he raqiitr» d » I young girls prettily and having them haskets and tho juice collected in pot­
Whiskers—That is not a string It is a ,x>sscssion.
liitu. Tlie B i. i teas mounted m -»n an
When their house was New York Weekly.
t . . ’. . - l u iiin y niiii give rather i n a r r ttrate tery ollas (o-yahsl, vessels of native
oaoellent horse», whndi he jiize»i he- change at u baximr table. One day, p »r- manufacture. The ollas are then stored horsehair, to help mo rer.»tuber tbe svanlicd. $8,000 in gexxl money was
mane.— lndianapoli. Journal.
yood anything la» cw neil.. He dismount-
fntind. Tins small amount was all the
I n B outon.
haiis, wh n the lav s i f trad»» arc lx tt< r iu a small room where a lire is kept
-d , put the to il’s in l.m dley's hand ami un«l< rst»«xt w»» shall look at charity hnruiug until tin.» appi'iirauce of a white
money they had accumulated during all
A precocious child who had been at­
•beu ran aw«» info ton ti!.-.e> forest at
P
e
a
rs
O
o
rts
T
so.
their
years
o
f
crime.
Of
eonrse
the
offi­
fairs ns v.e n lriti y link at lotteries, froth on the surface of tho liquid iudi
tending one cf tbe public kiudergartena
»bough the devil w» m uffsr him. Hern w hi» h were oiks » n gan ’n l us oue of ihe cates that fermentation has coinmene»»d.
Mamma— Flaying Indian is so rough. cers could net touch it. Afterward snfli fell from a ladder.
w as no Indian g iv in g . Thia li»sr had lug! »“ f feiuis i t Hv-'iet charity, but It is then a stroug drink called “ tiz- Why are yon crying? Have they been cient evidence was oecured to convict
Showing the United States, Dearialsx
Her mother canght her up from the
pot it o u te f the power of the Aunt iin.it which ure now prohibited by law .— w in ,” for which the Indians show a de­ scalping yon again?
them, and they were sent to prison. ground iu terror, exclaiming:
of Canada a . 1 Norther* « ) ilf f >
to discover the urine or win ri al j.ita i t
OTV O W K H I D E ,
8potte«l Fan flier (alius W’illie i— X o , They bothf .armed to be run verted while
plorable foudneaa. Iu former years tbe
Harp« r's Bazar.
“
Oh,
darling!
How
did
yon
fall?"
♦he .trango giver.
government always expected trouble mamma. Wo have been smoking tbe in stato prison, ami after their release
“
Vertically,
”
replied
the
child,
w
ith­
It i . a atory typical of the l ’»s r nt d
settled in Chicago, where they nppar-
from its red jirotcgoa in "tizw in time" pipe of i>earo.—Stray Stories
V r b a n D e v e lo y o u e n t I n t h e S o u th .
out a second's hesitation. — Boston
< » X ’r i l K
O T H K R SKHKL
g e n e , te illustrate many apparent roi;
ently lived aa honest life.
and extraordinary precautions were tak-
Globe.
'll!«»
rural
noutli.
c»pcs
tally
in
the
old­
» n
th o
She
H
a
*
I
Not,
tradM tton. m uis u.itnre. lie does not
A ca«e that annoyed the secret service
t t \ C ek y V f c r A B l t l e f » r O n e r e a r ,
eu
to
hold
tlie
savages
iu
check
during
r s .ln y e p r « p a la a B n q p a . S
bale Lngliehm» n in u> neral. He halts er p ort tuns, is, rronotnioally apnakiiig, those particular periods.—Detroit Free
“ Have yon been married previously?" very mu< h w as that of s woman who
A F ra g m e n t.
fur front jwvigro-aiv«». uud wlutt was uuce
»inly tlieiac who m »< iu t»i th-e it» u liis |
nsked the license clerk.
employed a clever dodge. She »went to n
Press.
A D O B ES S
First Spanish General-—These dvna
naliar quality of in»n ps n 1» imr.— "1 hi tit»» Mingle occupation of »lie aoutlicru
“ Naw, ” said tin» yontigand blushing large ebop ft’id sclcetfd « valuable «hawl. mite shells of the enemy are terribly
M. H . S . T O V W ® ,
g»
utli-inaii
is
now
th»*
lust
thut
he
would
T l io A l l i g a t o r * . D i n n e r U a u r .
B utch Feeling Toward Etigluud." I»y
Proprietor S F. ChronMdx.
candidate, “ but paw be says be thiuks To pay tor this she han»)»d the clerk a demoralizing to the most perfectly
voliintiinly
useutii»».
In
iho
rich
valley
(«AN FR A N C lB O a C A I.
Boaltney Bigelow , in Harper*. Mrq;a
Miss \ era t »mild of Thirty-ninth ami 1 am gi'ttmg married tco previously United Stab , treasury note fo r $1,000 trained troops. Were yonr men collect­
olid
«11
lltc
grazing
hiiulx
(
f
muthweat
bine».
He took the money and disappeared, not ed under the fire?
Baring streets has a pet alligator which now. ” —Indianapolis Journal.
Yiixiuiu. in |utrt 1 of <i»'«rgiantid in the
returning for »»vend minut.-s When lie
was e»i»ut to her from Florida Sine« the
Second Spanish General— Not very
bine gnis.» 0 gt»> 1 of T r i m » s-»e f.inm ug
R h I aa .
cam » bark, she asked him why he had Er—most of them were collected after
l»uys f.tirly, iiw.iiy to ih»> greiitei» thrift arrival of the alligator, which is atiuiit
Ptrn.-es tioa't I !».
“ It is a p»s»r ru le.” quoted the man kept her waiting, and he confessed that ward in very small pieces— Ally Sloper.
IS inches long. Miss Gould inourus the
i It -I -» w’l tik e of the inhabitant 1 and t > the f» rtil.ty of loss of a pet kitten, and tlicreby hangs a who lacks originality, “ that wou't he h t»l taken tbe bill to » hank rear l»y
f much k o m <l,c th«» noil. but. on th ■ whole, th - progrea.
work both ways. ”
to he sure that it was good. Sho pre-
E clip sed .
. o f m uthi tn.ities of th»» n»»w south, like thut < f t i c rent »if talo. Mr. Alligator usually receives the
"Shucks,’’ raid the practical man, tended to be very angry .u d oai.i that
| f»i figure out thr
best of attention and utter a good s»{iiur«'
“ Yes. her picture was in the pap»r
the
»eiuntry.
«»»rtumly
bin
not
t..k
1
1
this
f.e tr about that
■'there
are
lots
of
rules
that
won
t
work
she
wonld
rot
buy
th»»
ultavvl
c:i
anv
ac­
all right, but yon never saw a madder
It is tiirotigli it» urhuu ilc- nival is ut peace w ith the world, dot­
d i r ad disease — dinctiou.
count and walked out, of the »hrijv A woman in yonr life."
either way. ”—Town Topic».*
I -
rrlopuK-ut only thut fix» mctioii bus ing iu his tank until mealtime comes
co u s u t n p t i o n .
little later in the day she returned and
again The tank is located iu the d in ­
Ststiaticiar.s long ja-itlv earned its -sdiriqui t.
“ Didn’t sbe want it there?”
K a lre m * W«-**ars*.
»aul that as she could not find any ether
Xl|o ih-nion-ttxu-d
“ Of course she warned it there, but
N* tv cities like Hounok»'. V o ., have ing room, aud tho other day his midday
that o a r seventh
“ Dr Pik»r must be bard op for sur­ shawl tlist suited her as w ell iu the
l»u
al
was
furgotteu—that
is,
forgotteu
they pnt her on the same page with a
o f all the deaths sprung tip on ground that 20 yearn ago
gical practice. ”
ether shops she had decided to take it
in
«.'hiistenslom w us pnn-vlrd into farms.
Ant helium by ev. rybodv except tbe alligator. He
ua»al hero. “ —Cleveland Plain Dealer
"W
hat
makes
you
thiek
no?”
i:i
spite
of
th»-insult
off.»red
her.
She
prov»»«i.
however,
that
ho
was
not
en­
each year mav be villugi . have Isconie large citlca, us iu
i - . ’. r . ’ V " ? ' '
> • • '» » ' - . • ■ i f
gave
him
the
$1,00«)
bill,
and,
getting
' -
s a fe ly a ttn b u trd
“
He
ha.
bought
his
owu
children
a
111»» case of Atlanta anil l'hattan<x>ga. tirely dependent upon others wh»»u his
D iffe re n t K u le .
0» »oti-uniption and «Hied
the shawl and the change, left the shop
billygoat.
Chicago Bec»-r»L
appetite
was
assailed.
iB*ea*ca.
«>ld towns like Xashvill« ami Kielimoinl
' H ik e to pay as I gre” «aid Collar-
Tlie owucr of the shop afterward discov­
About 3 o'clock iu tlie afternoon Miss
There is an almost certain
have taken a fiv-di lease of life and lx»,
box boastfully.
.< Mmaller Orb*
THE MccM X company ,
¡'
ered that the note he finally accepted
cute and a positive prevent
Gould
lieurd
a
series
of
feline
yells
is-
"Don t doubt it." said the landlord
lv»» for this fatal disease if »xinic rich nnd progr ssivc. A t n w rail- sniug from tho kitchen, and ou appear­
"H e says that he suffers from tlie ef
was a counterfeit Tlie first bill had
’331« I«» « Hit, »tre,t . f t „ , , rUf
ta k i n tn tinie
Tlie store »-f load lias tiiiul»» th«» f,»rttui»»of this pltMM*,
as
he
cheeked
eff
the
name
on
the
regis­
fects of a suustroke iu Imlia years ago ” been good, hut on her return she gave
RfSN N Ay*,, >e
s»hat it w ill do is told in the a new l«xtil»> »>r oth»r industry ha. ing mi the scene she was p»»rf»vtly b.ir-
• ’ 9 1 ¡t th Ave Chi earn,
"W ell, from tbe way he make. lov. him the false one, which w as a won­ ter. »' But in this hotel without baggage
"folloiviiig letter
'«3«
Market 5t
cuitiasl th»» growth of that. And all thia rified at what met her gaze There on
Francisca.
to the girls, 1 thought be was moon­ derfully clever imitation. The rem t yon pay in advance. "—Town Topics.
Atwait Isvo a n d s h a ll veers
progissss has bts-udna to»hc als<liti»u of the fl, 1» was her pet alligator vainly struck. ’— Vim.
agi
w hen I seaa at F la t I,iek
«rrviee was much agitated ahout this
eudcavoriiig
to
get
tbe
lu»t»»l
of
u
kitten
Ky
w rites J W Jordan
.luvcry and to tin» destruction of prop-
H im .
■ml several » there of the $ 1 .0 0 0 bill«
W Cor tan w ’on. 1
k ,
I seaa tahea seah
rrtyeauMxl by the civil war The «>nth- iu hla month, w hile the mother of the
"The war has developed John's
■«sere pains I . th
s -s t. afte r w h a h I l « y u i iu
Not a a (M IW L
which
tu
n
e
d
np,
but
they
have
aince
victim
was
prrobed
o
n
th»>
back
of
the
■pit up W o o l .ovd u « s also tnoubleU w ith nich i
»nn r » f tlie la-t lid year, lias simply
err wooderfally. ”
captured the platca.
" You threw a boot at your wife. ”
■ s tra ta
I was so - n.o w tru l.U th at | eouUI
had to work in on!» r to lire, and like alligator, claw ing and biting it in a vi-
“ In what way?*
b a r tie stalk t» *if a »m 'r at i s s r an .I if I «.a th r
“
Well,
ahe
threw
her
jn
w
at
ma
”
Practically
every
gang
c
f
counterfeit-
After rescuing the k it­
least bit w e a n e d I w ould h a re an e lta r k <»f
lit»» r> ft of th»» world, ho has pief rr» »1 lio n s manner.
“ He can sing four lines of t h e ’ ‘tir
“
Yea
but
everybody
kuiw»
how
e
re
ev<r
arre
sted
has
hod
women
ass»-
p b lh ie ir laatb m « s-ul a im .a t d ir fo r about two
Í » ’ • » « « ,I M s g .itn « r . Wi.hJ w
th»» town to tho country.— W. P. Trent ten and chasing the other pel into bis
e r a b le r Ire s
|
telaUeU I., I r y Or K V
fiatra. In the efteo of the secret service hpangled Banner' almost correctly
ab»>le Miss Gould discovered that »he woman th r o w s” - Chicago Record.
iu Atlantic.
Fvrrvr aa.l ’ r e in t r .l m e ease to b ltn
H r w rote
Cleveland
Plain
Dealer
».
1 ■•■»*'»« ta»-«» I . •„ , ,
S;
in Washington there is n large frame, t
ear that I
-»1 d la ir * b i. Gul.ten VIr.heal lb s
was minus a kitten aud concluded that
if ... '
«-"-»ri
' “»*•>-I» S
caevre
1 '»rva»» »»sine It and nsrsl a t .*u ( sis
W a r T e ru t.
f,et
square,
tilled
w
ith
the
photographs
I
X
V
a
f
r
l*
”
.................
-
S
;
the
iiuugry
alligator
bad
uatvu
it
It
battles.
I In can tn see ib a l it was b e lfa n g me
A r r o t l a c t o f (» c o d W o r k ,
S t i ll L iv in g ,
N ra Wallace — An und begging of women who have cither made or
•o cowcbserd as» .c o iin n e its nsr
I d».l <1 am i
wne afUrwurd necessary to keep tbe
"I
see
a
Utah
mau
has
risked
hi*
h ave i« :|» t.o r d >s»ih ta s lrrn g tb aud in weight
M is. Marian Cowan, a registered mother cat iu tbe cellar, assb eattem p t■ again «re yon?
pasreil false inoccy. M malranst always
I I
I have are bed the phthisic nor ap it up aay
« m t ’,
pharmacist of Lyuu. Maas., is the only
i \ rry Patettic (salutingi— Ne» mam. employ th- r w ives cr »iangkten ftw the to paint ’Remember the Main»" ».
M ood siner Iasi - [.n a g "
e»l several tim e, t-i wreak vengeance on
j¡
I Mr M çf a i i
up
»,0
the
face
of
a
great
cliff
"
wiunan
wh»»
h««
read
a
paper
before
the
(
v
r
.
.
g
m
g
-
f
i
l
i
c
i
anali
En»
tun
er
purp»wetf
•sixiviiig''
tlRirrounterfeits.
T h ia great i r m r d y
l»r P ie rre '» (lo td e n
a: U ’ t».,ftW .4,h?f ¿ew
the destroyer o f her fam ily.— Exchange.
“ What of it? Yon didn't »nppe*
At the ic
M e d ic a l I»»«co»rery cares <iX per cen t <if Fiinnnacetitit-al amociatum.
—-lYaahingt.-u Pus».
H l l l a l a l u ' » D a l e k U w trla w a t.
for 1» w»»re all dead yet, did vein
a ll la ry o g ia l b ro n c h ia l, th ro a t and kindr»-d cent annual nnrting at Grvcntli»lil ah»>
affectio ns ivbK 'b. i f nrglccteal lead a p to
The Frenchman— Ah. bot yonr lan
Clitcag», P,,» l
«»t l i s t T re es l a th e S p rla g .
read a |«per, entitled “ Mimiaeopio Ex-
W illful Wilh< liuiiiA of Holland has
« w s u n . p t ion
It s in -a g th e n s th e stom ach
amluatiou of Katin.l.i ami Fuwtlerod « t a fashion for s» rprat onmnMnta guagv», I never coatjirebeud it perfect 1
Spring is a better tim e t ) a A tree«
an d m akes th e a p p e tite k e e a and h r i f t i
Dada TtlMW I W ork.
»iu«s- her visit to Faris But so far the teil zc little mee» she la as playful as re than fall, Newnse at that reaaoa tree, are
I : invigorate»- ’. h e l i t e r aud ai»ia t h r n a tu ra l Elin." H. M. Wlntu.-y »»f Andover,
p r o c e -a e s o f secretion a n d r a r r r l i o n
11 president of the National .««uciatnia,
Mr. l.'ixoe— Then an do«':
French jew elers have no» suececded in Mtlen. and »he «unie sa Gixid 1 tell beginnnig to grow and w ill, th»i*fere.
1» here
m akes t h r a s s im ila tio n o f t h r food p e rfec t
•wnrthMl prai«' t<> M ias t'o»v.i»i ami a»l»l im itating the superb Dutch bcirlianu le nioibalru ohe remimi uw »,f m cat be in acandithia to rewjiomi UK»re readi­ in foreign servants?
l l i« t h r g ir a t b lo o d m a k e r an»l Aerh
frisky, «ml— ugb ' die turo her lack <wi ly to tre at mi nt, w hile in fall they are
•Mr. T a riff-W ith a wife* „„1
b n iid e i H o n r s l dea le rs aril) not u rg e you to «d that ahe was a prodnvt of th g»xsl which tin» young quce'i wur»» among tin»
three
¡ ,
t a k e a s u b -: lu te aa» ! to h r " ju s t as gixid '
W»>rfc dune at the stale colloj»,. id phor- t lr r a iit her tins «it. The beroi of this me autl i, am shown re dour —Ally unlikely io retab'ish thc'urelvra bi ft»»» grenvn dwughtet«? NU|
»te in
Sloper
b i r d tor D r b ie r r e 'a C o m m o n Sense ■uacy.
S
r i ™
. ru J ” * «
«
1
eueouragiug
boi
i rja iit is a single large diamoiai out in
cold weatl.«»r ret« in. Fre-rerve tlie reefs
industry —p r. •kiyn
M r d u a l A d v is e r.
i-'.M :
Kudos»- »» one
th |»rop» r f»mu. Tlie laxly and tail «re
to the fuiirat {sreible extent and >lo not Life.
A» KfV><ti«e Color ferlkex
n e a t stam ps to c o v e t m o ilin g '• o h . t»> th e
C. ata M refer*
pliant, being »»mttawed of tiny. Invisi­
W o rld s D i m rn s a te M e d ic a l Aseos ia lio n ,
»fcffwatiax. —
* « k ta g • n • Staine.
1 he XX oral X «1.
.Magistral»— Is it not a fa.-« that you disturb the tree uutil after it has ripen
sr ¿emt
erra it«, Jtrvt rea rere «*
B uffalo, X V , fwt s pap r r o s e m l r o p e
ble annie». and are «boat five mciiea b-at Tuur wtfa until sbe was black ami ed an<i has shed its fntiage. If tbe rex Is
“ H ow ¿i,¿ ,k ( i,,
" H e 1« a gold brick. i»n ( be»’“
Ct»Kh btii-tU ig ter, r e a ls e a t r a
ll ta
r**
Its
u
ia
ra
t
,
’
u
»
t
u
»»voa
t sovxt,
long
They
are
atnpesi
w
ith
rtihi»-»
ami
are »»ut away, n« they almost invariably oaf?"
bln«»?
a thouaa-sd pog»- ‘arok w ith o v e r seven
“ He is wurw than a gold bock- Say, la twreu tho stripea gt-tns o f luauy col
are ia apjiug planting, be sure to rut
h u n d re d iiltM tra U u a a
f o i m r t lv solsl for
“
Distanced.
”
Fn-rmcr
(proudly
i—
Yew
your
honor.
lie*. ■ t*pai«i»h 1« tnl ’ —New Y».rk Jonr- or* t»»rm the pattern »•( tbe reqient's
*» au
h o t lim it e d lit a e can be had
“ Blauie it ! I
thanks t«> my betug iu the pink <4 coo book the top proportionately — Ehen
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